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Clash of the Comics - Season 1 Episode 8
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00:00Be quiet.
00:01He's micking his shirt.
00:02Now he's micking his hand.
00:03There's been a lot of tit slapping tonight, and I've really enjoyed it.
00:05Gamble really lubed up the old mitt for that one.
00:08Oh, Wang's going to be trapped in there.
00:11Into the turnbuckle goes Phil Wang.
00:13Brutal stuff.
00:14He's losing energy.
00:15Gamble trapping up, you get Buddy.
00:17I haven't seen him this energised since the Gillian Anderson off-menu.
00:20Look, the thing is, if I didn't make a bowl of noodles, who do you think would be more distracted by it?
00:27There's a pin, and it's...
00:29It's a two count.
00:31Gamble can't believe it.
00:33It was really brutal, because he'd really got his dick in Phil's face.
00:38That's the most insulting, the dick pin.
00:40My God.
00:41Wang's begging.
00:42Wang's begging for peace.
00:44And Gamble's dragging him along the road.
00:48Sort of chafing his face there.
00:50This is fantastic.
00:52It's a lovely charm.
00:54Gamble is goading the crowd.
00:55I love to see it.
00:57I should do the thing.
00:59Gamble's just shouting.
01:00What thing is he talking about?
01:02You got it.
01:03Gamble's going up to the...
01:04Give it to him.
01:05Is Gamble gonna go up to the road?
01:07Oh my God, he's going over the top.
01:09Oh my God.
01:10Oh my God.
01:11Incredible.
01:12Athleticism from Gamble.
01:13Unbelievable.
01:14Unbelievable.
01:15There's a pin.
01:16One.
01:17Two.
01:18And the kicker.
01:19Showing her up from Wang.
01:20A double pin.
01:21Two.
01:22And the referee's finally spotting something.
01:23Two.
01:24And the referee's finally spotting something.
01:25A stopped clock is right twice a day.
01:27How's this?
01:28Bullet's really going for the only one on stage.
01:29Wow.
01:30I think Bullet likes him.
01:31Yeah.
01:32I think so too.
01:33I think Bullet's trying to neg pasco.
01:34He's got an energy.
01:35Don't distract me Bullet.
01:36I'm busy trying to understand resonance.
01:37Get back down.
01:39I think Bullet likes him.
01:40It's a pin.
01:41One.
01:42Two.
01:43And a kicker.
01:44Oh.
01:45Showing it off from Wang.
01:46A double pin, two.
01:47Uh, hey, hey.
01:48Oh.
01:49Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:50Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:51Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:53Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I got it.
01:54Don't distract me, Bullitt. I'm busy trying to understand resonance.
01:57Oh, Gamble's put him on the floor.
02:00Gamble's telling him to sit down.
02:03Oh, no, he's got his two arms.
02:05He's got him in the arm lock.
02:07Oh, he's stretching Phil out.
02:09He's stretching Phil out.
02:11Will one be able to...
02:12Surely Phil has just got to tamp out and give Gamble the win.
02:15Surely no-one can withstand this kind of pain.
02:18He's a strong man, he can just...
02:20He looks like he's feeling the pain.
02:22Yes, yes, yes!
02:23He's getting power.
02:24He's working now.
02:25The work track is working.
02:26Oh, my God.
02:27Yes!
02:28Here he comes.
02:29He's raised up his hand.
02:31Like a golden phoenix on the floor.
02:33Oh!
02:34He's down the ground, isn't he?
02:35An amazing reversal from Wang.
02:37Yes!
02:38Yes!
02:39Yes!
02:40Yes!
02:41Grab him!
02:42Grab him!
02:43Grab him!
02:44Oh!
02:45He's getting it all!
02:46Oh!
02:47Wow!
02:48Oh, dear me!
02:49Perfect!
02:50You're here!
02:52Oh!
02:53It wasn't a nice move.
02:54This is not a nice look.
02:55He's not behaving like a very nice man.
02:57This guy's pathetic.
02:58Gamble using the junk in his trunk to destroy Wang.
03:05Oh!
03:06Knee to the sternum from Gamble.
03:07It's not nice, is it?
03:08He's off the rope.
03:09Oh, I feel wild.
03:10This is fantastic.
03:11Oh!
03:12Oh!
03:13Oh, look!
03:14Oh!
03:15Oh!
03:16Oh!
03:17Oh!
03:18Something's happening!
03:19This is ridiculous.
03:20He's hitting him!
03:23He's hitting him!
03:24One!
03:25Two!
03:26Oh!
03:27Pick up that gamble!
03:28By Bullet!
03:29Pandas is violated by Bullet!
03:31On the ropes.
03:32We would have had a nine count, then!
03:33Nay!
03:34You know what, Bullets?
03:35You!
03:37You're lying!
03:38Bullets been dispatched!
03:41No mogon!
03:42Dispatched!
03:43What did he despatched me?
03:44Finally, the referee actually does do something.
03:46Ms. Kick from the ring!
03:47I always have kicked someone.
03:48I don't think that's allowed him now.
03:49Fucking, absolutely...
03:50Get out of here!
03:51Grow out of here!
03:52Get outta here!
03:53Pick up your fake pounds and get out of here!
03:56You've been disqualified!
04:00You have to go home now!
04:03The bald prick!
04:05I'm telling you.
04:06It's just called the referee a bald prick, which although it's fair, it's not really a nice thing to do.
04:10It's not fair. Especially not when Bullock's rocking that head of hair.
04:16Ed Gammon needs to focus on this match.
04:18The referee does look like a van, so it's hard not to take that insult from Bullock as aimed at one of the co-founders of this event.
04:27Oh, he's just pushed Wang in the face.
04:32Unnecessary from Gamble.
04:34That was fantastic!
04:37The licking of the spitting, this is very unhygienic, Ed Gamble.
04:41I lived there for quite a while and he's got quite a wet guard.
04:44Oh, Wang's charging himself up. Wang's charging up the W.
04:49It's happening again. It's happening again.
04:50Gamble doesn't seem to be aware of it.
04:51There he is!
04:52He's getting out of turns!
04:53He's back! He's back in his feet!
04:54Wang's back! And Gamble's none the wiser!
04:58Come on.
04:59Oh my goodness.
05:00You've got him exactly where you want him, Phil.
05:01Look in the other way.
05:02Gamble's turning slowly.
05:03Being an idiot.
05:04Oh, here we go.
05:07Oh, he's running towards him!
05:08Oh, he's setting him down!
05:10That's a great shot.
05:11Gamble's got to recompose himself because Wang's got back for another!
05:14Yes!
05:15That's a great shot!
05:16Oh, it's a lovely running shot.
05:17Yes, come on now.
05:18Wang's on the top row.
05:19We're going to take him down to Chinatown if that's not racially insensitive.
05:23Oh my goodness!
05:24Oh!
05:25Oh!
05:26He flipped him down!
05:27He flipped him over!
05:28That is astonishing!
05:29The Tornado DDT from Wang from the top row.
05:32Gamble flat on his front.
05:33Let's watch that again.
05:34Look at the scale here.
05:35Look at this.
05:36There's the Tornado.
05:37There's the DDT.
05:38The Tornado.
05:39Gamble's on his face.
05:40Oh!
05:41Knee to the face now!
05:43Gamble doesn't know whether he's coming or going.
05:46Like the Dan Aykroyd off-menu episode.
05:48You've listened to a lot of off-menu, haven't you?
05:53I do, my background research.
05:54Oh, it's a back row!
05:55Two!
05:56Oh!
05:57Oh!
05:58On the rope!
05:59On the rope!
06:00On the rope again from Gamble!
06:02Listen, it's not a British sporting effect if you can't make a referee feel sad.
06:06That's standing up.
06:07He's wailing, he's moaning.
06:08Oh!
06:09It's very, very wacky.
06:10Wang setting him up.
06:11Here we go.
06:12Oh!
06:13Wang's back's gone!
06:14Oh!
06:15Wang's back's gone!
06:16Oh!
06:17The back's out.
06:18Listen, none of us, none of us are the men we were ten years ago.
06:21Oh!
06:22Oh!
06:23Oh!
06:24Oh!
06:25He was just...
06:26Near the suplex from Gamble.
06:27Oof.
06:30Wang looks absolutely dazed.
06:32Gamble looks gritty and determined.
06:35Watch this!
06:36He's just said, watch this.
06:37Watch this.
06:38He's heading to the top rope.
06:39He's heading to the top rope.
06:40He's heading to the top rope.
06:41Surely he's not going all the way.
06:42Surely he's not going all the way to the top rope.
06:44I don't like the look of this.
06:46He's going all the way to the top rope.
06:48Wang looks dazed.
06:49Keep it back, come on.
06:50Go!
06:51Oh!
06:52He's kicked him out.
06:53Oh!
06:54The referee's got him down.
06:55That referee has just taken a shot from Phil Wang accidentally.
06:59Oh!
07:00The referee looks in genuine pain here.
07:02Oh!
07:03Phil's getting up too.
07:04Phil's getting up there as well.
07:05This referee is sort of made out of paper.
07:07What's with this guy?
07:08Wang's going up high.
07:10Oh!
07:11Oh!
07:12They're just locked in a slow embrace.
07:14But now they're revving up for something.
07:16Wang is revving up for something special here.
07:18Wang's looking for the superplex.
07:20Can he get him?
07:21Oh!
07:22He's going out for superplex!
07:23Wow!
07:24Superplex!
07:25Oh!
07:26We're going to get to see them again.
07:28Why?
07:29Gideon!
07:30That was a superplex!
07:32One of the toughest moves to nail.
07:34And Wang nails it.
07:36They're all down on the ground.
07:39Get the cover!
07:40But there's no ref!
07:41Holy shit!
07:42Holy shit!
07:43Holy shit!
07:44Holy shit!
07:45Holy shit!
07:46Holy shit!
07:47I will say that this crowd over the course of the evening has developed a real unanimity of purpose.
07:52And they can muster a chance at almost no notice whatsoever.
07:56Phil Wang trying to wake the referee up here.
07:58Just get the referee up.
08:00The referee's being roused.
08:01Wang's trying to rouse the referee.
08:02Uh-oh.
08:03Wang's trying to get the referee up.
08:04Oh!
08:05Oh!
08:06Oh!
08:07Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:09Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:11Oh!
08:12Oh!
08:13Oh!
08:14Look at that!
08:15There's a cover!
08:16One!
08:17Two!
08:18Three!
08:19That would be it!
08:20But there's no referee!
08:21There's no referee!
08:22The referee's down for the count!
08:24One!
08:25Two!
08:26One!
08:27One!
08:28Surely what happens now?
08:29Mark, do something!
08:30Surely there's...
08:31He can train!
08:32There's another referee.
08:33Mark, can you referee?
08:34We're looking to Silcox.
08:35Don't worry about it.
08:36Bullets back!
08:37I'm gonna be honest with you, Silcox had absolutely zoned out.
08:40Bullets back!
08:42Bullets back!
08:43Bullets back!
08:44Shut up, Pascox!
08:46Really?
08:47I don't know why he's got such a...
08:48Why's he got a problem with...
08:49You're the...
08:50You're the only one that can beat him up.
08:51I think he might not know who you two are.
08:53Pascox, how solid's your marriage?
08:55But now Bullets coming in!
08:57Wang's now hitting Bullets on the back.
09:00Bullets!
09:01Oh my goodness!
09:02Oh no!
09:03It's coming!
09:04Oh!
09:05This is brutal!
09:08Bullets was expunged from the ring.
09:11But now the referee is unconscious.
09:13This is why I said it before and I'll say it again.
09:16We need a back...
09:17Oh!
09:18Leg drop as well now.
09:19This is ugly.
09:20This is horrible.
09:21No one wants to see this except all of us.
09:22Actually, we want to see this.
09:23It's great.
09:24He kicked him right in the moustache!
09:26Oh no!
09:27They shouldn't call him the Bullets.
09:28They should call him the boomerang.
09:29Because you can't get rid of him.
09:30He just keeps coming back.
09:32Oh no!
09:34He's got no other throw here.
09:35No, no, no.
09:36He's got a hand, he's got a wank.
09:38This is not good.
09:39What's going on here?
09:40Hang on!
09:41What's this?
09:42What's going on?
09:43Yes!
09:44No!
09:45What's happening?
09:46Simon Miller's coming back!
09:47Simon Miller down to the ring!
09:49There he is!
09:50Come on Simon!
09:51We need you!
09:52Some backup for Bill Lang!
09:54Finally!
09:55The absence of a referee has essentially created an atmosphere.
10:02Total chaos!
10:03Oh yes!
10:04Simon Miller and Bullock going on one-on-one!
10:06Oh!
10:07Yes!
10:08Backdrop!
10:09Fantastic!
10:10Unbelievable scenes here!
10:12This is terrible for the bad guys, but my God, it's good wrestling!
10:16Gamble's up!
10:17He's too busy being happy!
10:18I wouldn't slap the bald man's head!
10:19Gamble's slightly going into a fighting technique known as the Kummer.
10:20Careful Simon!
10:21Oh no!
10:22Look, we've got trouble coming in!
10:23Oh!
10:24He's gone full page three!
10:25The tits are out!
10:26Another 34B!
10:27Oh!
10:28Trouble coming in!
10:29Rishi Ghost has come in!
10:30Rishi Ghost has come in!
10:31And hit him with a lurking stick!
10:32The villain's strike back!
10:33Rishi Ghost!
10:34Oh!
10:35Take the stick to the back!
10:36Rishi!
10:37Oh!
10:38Oh!
10:39Oh!
10:40Oh!
10:41Oh!
10:42Oh!
10:43Oh!
10:44Oh!
10:45Oh!
10:46Oh!
10:47Oh!
10:48Oh!
10:49Oh!
10:50Oh!
10:51Oh!
10:52Oh!
10:53Oh!
10:54Oh!
10:55Oh!
10:56Oh!
10:57Oh!
10:58Oh!
10:59Round for the referee!
11:00Oh!
11:01So Ed's got one of his bad boyfriends coming in here helping him!
11:04One!
11:05Two!
11:06Oh!
11:07Oh!
11:08This is horrible!
11:09A kick out from Wang!
11:10A kick out from Wang!
11:12Round up now!
11:13In the ring!
11:14Coming up!
11:16Chaos in the ring!
11:17A belt is claimed!
11:18Oh!
11:19This isn't right!
11:20A table's destroyed!
11:21And C.E. Joe has something to say!
11:23You twat!
11:24Ow!
11:25Out!
11:26Ow!
11:27Yeah!
11:28No.
11:32Aw!
11:33I SYLVIC
11:34Cris
11:35Of shirt
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