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Clash of the Comics - Season 1 Episode 6

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00:00Okay, and then chin slam them to the ground that's the fighting is now moved to the back of the stalls

00:10The referee is quite happy to allow it to continue a man is just trying to get back to the seat with his point

00:17The referee quite happy to continue the fight is happening on two flanks down either side

00:24Meanwhile Rishi and bullet are just watching and laughing

00:26Well, then I do this way Max has taken one of right to the plums

00:33Always ahead, but he's nearly fallen on an old lady

00:38Not old respect. I've just seen you under the lights

00:44Shout Asians again

00:50They're right at the front of the stage now so they're coming back to join us

00:56Oh

01:06My goodness

01:07Okay, if I'm beating him

01:10They're energized the announcement of SNL UK is revived sketch comedians

01:14Some real close-up shots of Cara Noir there for the wiki feet crowd

01:27Are you allowed to have three born men in the same place?

01:43Hey, those flag protests are legitimate expressions of democratic intent.

01:49There's a lot of villains in this ring.

01:51Yeah, it's a bit of a mess.

01:52Looks like a goddamn reform party conference.

01:54Three angry white guys and one Asian guy, and you're like,

01:58do you know what you've signed up for?

02:10The crowd are asking them to kiss.

02:12No demanding of a kiss.

02:14Careverts of the Apollo are demanding.

02:16Kiss them.

02:18Oh, but it's heartbreaking.

02:20Rejection is hard at the best of times.

02:23It's good for the young people in the crowd to see that sometimes heartbreak is a part of life.

02:27It's not usually part of a wrestling match.

02:29Not usually part of a wrestling match.

02:33Oh, that was airborne.

02:35Oh, oh, oh!

02:37Oh!

02:38Look at that!

02:39Oh!

02:41Double kick!

02:43Code red!

02:44Code red!

02:45And the kick out!

02:47Oh, oh, oh!

02:48It's been eliminated!

02:49Oh, oh, oh, oh!

02:50I can't believe they have been eliminated!

02:51That was astonishing!

02:52A double reverse 69!

02:54OK, let's watch that.

02:55So it's like...

02:56Wee!

02:57This is the classic Max and Iman code red with the three count and the elimination.

03:01Great work from me.

03:02Amazing.

03:03And you love to see a double 69 in wrestling.

03:05Richie's taken one right to the onion bargees

03:20Pushing max of the top rope okay, so fans alone the referee is saying stuff like come on none of that

03:36They've been in real trouble here. There's a cover one

03:46Heartbreakingly the OGs

03:54And his team got eliminated and that means the two representatives of gamblers anonymous

04:00Still in the world, but hang on who's this gonna be?

04:05No one is coming out to face this

04:15It's time for the rose buds to compete or is it dr. K? What's the prognosis? Oh Matthew after six or seven

04:22Extremely strong painkillers. I can confirm. I'm feeling absolutely amazing

04:29But yeah, Rosie

04:31Oh

04:33Good grief. This couldn't possibly get any worse Matthew Rose Mattisleio's been knocked out

04:38I found her surrounded with poker chips

04:40What's in the name of reportage?

04:45This is a dark day for justice, but such is the lot of the newsman

04:49We simply report on the horrible things we see hold on Matthew

04:53There comes a time where journalistic impartiality must take a back seat

04:57I was gonna compete at a halftime game at my local roller derby, but I think I have to be in that ring

05:04Not without me

05:06Hell yeah! Wait, why don't I make that?

05:08I pray a lot. No further questions

05:11Well, there's only one thing left to ask. See, Joe?

05:13Yes?

05:14Can we wrestle?

05:16Do we wrestle?

05:17Only if you can solve these twelve riddles

05:20I'm joking. I've had a wine

05:22You can! You must!

05:23Breaking news

05:24It's on!

05:33Entering the ring

05:34It is the team of Olga Rockhardcock and Matthew the Pacifist Crosby

05:39Give it up for your roving reporters!

05:56Journalistic impartiality is dead

05:59Also, it's really good that Olga's getting to use that nickname

06:03In a sort of appropriate context

06:05Here they come

06:11But when they get there, they've got Bullet and the Prince of Mumbai

06:14This is absolutely poised, folks

06:17Have they not been watching? What's been happening?

06:20Yeah, some would question why the hell they're bothering

06:25Cock is entering the ring with absolute swagger

06:28Yeah

06:29Yeah

06:32Oh!

06:33Crosby

06:34Oh, Bullet has inadvertently knocked

06:37Oh!

06:39Bullets attacked Rishi

06:40Oh my God

06:41This is unbelievable

06:42Rishi's hurt himself

06:43Oh!

06:44The roving reporters have pulled the squad

06:46They're quick

06:47They've tripped up the Bullet

06:48They've tripped up the Bullet

06:49This is unbelievable

06:50This is the thing

06:51The bigger they are, the harder they fall

06:53Oh!

06:54Nice!

06:55Ah!

06:56They celebrated a little too early there

06:57They're finished!

06:58Oh my goodness

07:00Yes!

07:01Oh God

07:02Oh!

07:03Oh no!

07:04Oh!

07:05It's a reversal!

07:06And the cover!

07:07Two!

07:08Oh!

07:09The kick out!

07:10This is unprecedented

07:11Whoa!

07:12Crafty cock man

07:13With the reversal

07:14The journalists have got involved

07:16She's spinning around like Kylie Minogue

07:18This is basically like Jenny Bond doing the coronation herself

07:22Uh oh!

07:23Oh!

07:24Oh!

07:25Oh!

07:26Oh!

07:27Oh!

07:28Oh!

07:29Oh!

07:30Oh!

07:31This is horrible to watch

07:32This is another roller

07:33Red, this doesn't look good

07:35From any angle

07:36Basically that one

07:37Given what's going on in the last few years

07:39We don't need to see another Russian journalist in trouble

07:41Crosby staggering to his feet

07:43Crosby standing to his feet

07:44Oh yeah!

07:45Crousey's staggering

07:47Are you still in a restaurant?

07:48Oh yeah!

07:49Yeah?

07:50Crosby appears to have a bag of

07:51Oh!

07:52Oh!

07:53Crosby's gone on top of the буlet

07:54He's saved the day!

07:55Oh!

07:56What's this?

07:57The back of the old Croydon, oh!

07:59Oh! Calamity!

08:01Oh, my God!

08:03Bullitt looking like a 1980s Wall Street employee.

08:09She's gone to the top rope.

08:15Shaky, shaky plum shot.

08:19Crosby, a human mullet.

08:21Business on the top, party on the bottom.

08:23Oh, okay.

08:25Bullitt's grabbed.

08:27He's with dust in his eyes.

08:29She's gripping on her.

08:30He's caught the cock.

08:31Okay, Crosby, a little bit on the waist.

08:33Oh, and now he's holding both of their team.

08:39Now, I have definitely read Greg Davies slash fiction that looks like this.

08:43Oh, it's a double crossbody.

08:45They're up to me!

08:47And it's a great, unbelievable!

08:49Eliminating!

08:51The journalist have won!

08:53Give it up!

08:54Unbelievable!

08:55It's a staggering win for the free press!

08:57He's doing it!

08:58Oh, the rock hard cock and Matthew the pacifist Crosby!

09:03Woo!

09:04The double crossbody does it!

09:06Wow!

09:07For the roving reporters.

09:08What a victory in the Tag Team Tornado.

09:10What a feeling!

09:11What a twist for the ages!

09:13Matthew, you've spent the whole evening preaching pacifism.

09:20You've just beaten up half the industry.

09:23How do you feel?

09:24Cancelled.

09:25But guys, breaking news!

09:31I definitely have a yeast infection!

09:35That makes two of us!

09:38Reportage!

09:39Anything else you want to say to the teams you've flattened on your way to victory tonight?

09:45Fuck them!

09:46Give it up one more time for the winners of the Tag Team Tornado!

09:52All of the pork and Matthew Crosby!

10:00Commentary team.

10:01Hello.

10:02It's been absolutely epic.

10:03Take us through.

10:04Let's look at the winning moment again.

10:05Double crossbody slam.

10:06It's fantastic.

10:07Double crossbody slam.

10:08It's fantastic.

10:09Double crossbody slam.

10:10Double crossbody slam.

10:11And then the double pin.

10:12It's an astonishing time of events.

10:15How was any of it legal?

10:20People were kicking each other, putting their hands up each other's bums.

10:23People were upside down at points.

10:25This is all it, is it?

10:26It's pure filth.

10:27Only one of them was dressed appropriately for the occasion.

10:30Max Foch looked superb.

10:31My personal highlight was a van being dangled off the dress circle of the Apollo.

10:38That was a moment that he did not look like he was fully prepared for.

10:42I've seen a lot of wrestling in my time and I've never seen wrestlers just submit and just go, nah.

10:47I really enjoyed it.

10:48Amy Gledhill and Harriet Kempsey I thought was the highlight of that.

10:51Massive respect.

10:52Kempsey and Gledhill have just taken themselves out of it immediately.

10:55Sometimes no wrestling needed in wrestling.

10:57Sometimes.

10:58My best moment actually was Maisie Adam doing the old on all fours.

11:02Person walks back.

11:03Not oi oi.

11:06Whoever shouted oi oi there, you've had a shocker.

11:11But at least they're getting beer.

11:12It's dry backstage-ness.

11:14We've been told that we're not allowed to have alcohol for health and safety.

11:17However...

11:18And we were told to keep it tight.

11:19And you started a chant about golden...

11:20I didn't start a chant.

11:22These, no offence, cunts started that chant.

11:24And they've outlawed alcohol on stage, but they can't stop me taking my precious heroin.

11:31Thank you!

11:35We have to move swiftly on from this, I'm afraid.

11:37I did take some questions from the audience via Instagram DM, but I'm afraid to say it's slim pickings.

11:43Greg James, you've been asked by someone called Annie if this is a step up or a step down from interviewing Taylor Swift.

11:48Again, I remain impartial, it's just a step.

12:00Who would win in a fight between Sarah, Nish and Greg?

12:03This is a very delicate question.

12:04One hundred percent, Pascal.

12:05One hundred percent, Pascal.

12:06One hundred percent, Pascal.

12:07One hundred percent, Pascal.

12:08I think it's...

12:09I think it's Pascal.

12:10It's true.

12:11It's true.

12:12Yeah.

12:13It's true.

12:14What?

12:16Who's going to win in a fight out of Captain Impartial, the gold labubu, and a woman with violence in her eyes?

12:21Yeah.

12:22The three of us had very different childhoods.

12:25It's...

12:26It's muscle memory.

12:29That's your wrestling name, muscle memory.

12:31Muscle memory.

12:32Coming up, two comedians, one grudge, zero chill.

12:37Ed Gamble and Phil Wang are about to settle their score the only way they know how, in the ring.

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