00:39It's out of control, no, you're never gonna stop it!
00:43It's the Clash!
00:44The Clash of the Comics!
00:46The Clash!
00:47It's the Clash of the Comics!
00:50Causing ear systems like a coffee cabinet
00:53Every time you hear a crack or a thug
00:56Means a comedian just spilled blood!
01:00What's the Clash?
01:01Legally, we have to acknowledge
01:03That there won't be any actual blood in this show
01:06But also, while you never know, there could be some blood
01:10And at the very least, those leotards can certainly chafe
01:13Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
01:17Stamp! Stamp! Stamp! Stamp!
01:20Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough!
01:23Put your hands over your mouths, you filthy, sick fucks!
01:27It's the Clash!
01:28The Clash!
01:29The Clash of the Comics!
01:30The Clash!
01:31The Clash!
01:32The Clash of the Comics!
01:34It's a driving movie where you walk on the front
01:37And it's the Clash!
01:38The Clash!
01:39The Clash of the Comics!
01:41The Clash!
01:42The Clash!
01:43The Clash of the Comics!
01:44So scream till you're covered in piss, shit and vomit!
01:49Oh yeah, too far!
01:51The Clash of the Comics!
01:55The Clash of the Comics!
01:56And I'm coming
02:18For the grand finale I'd ideally like to be told in my ear exactly how to introduce this because I've run out of cue cards
02:26Really coming together here
02:34That guy's just come from giving Dior a light to Adam Hills
02:39That man is called Harry and it's a long story, but we're wearing each other's pants
02:49I
02:50Guess it's a classic case of drafted in for the gig at the last minute lent a tuxedo by the producer
02:55The trousers had a slight rip in the side. I was wearing orange pants
02:58It made it more obvious that the trousers had a rip in the side swapped pants with Harry who's wearing black pants
03:14I've got an answer. It's a step down
03:16Yeah
03:25Are you ready for the main events
03:27Yes
03:28Sarah nish greg what are your thoughts running through your mind as we head into ed gamble against phil wang is there any universe where this ends peacefully?
03:38Well, no happy ending. We need phil wang to come out on top
03:41Yeah
03:41Well phil is the is the is the rightful owner of the belt and it was stolen by ed gamble
03:45So we need some we need a victory from from phil wang this evening. That would be fair
03:48I think not for me man. I'm a villain all the way gamble has always been a friend to the asian community
03:53He's nice to my mom. He's got diabetes. That's all it takes
03:57Gamble's a friend of asian's well, I'd be absolutely astonished feds diabetes wasn't referenced in the forthcoming VT
04:08It was meant to be mine
04:10I earned it in front of the world
04:14But somebody had their eyes on it
04:21Hey Phil if you're the champion then how come I've got this does it feel good
04:27You bet and I bet all the time. I bet all the time. I
04:33Wish I was betting now. You've got stooges paid henchmen the money after but if you need any sort of
04:41Loans before now just let me know I could probably do like a five or something
04:44Yeah, was anonymous is going from strength to strength even though they've decided to not stay anonymous because they're fame-hungry little
04:50I've got something you'll never have
04:52I've got something you'll never have
04:54The one is my
04:56best
04:58friend
05:00I've got the people behind me
05:02Ed Gamble
05:04This isn't even my final form
05:06You've awoken the lion in me
05:08You can do it Phil
05:10Time to cash out Phil
05:12Time to cash out Phil
05:13The house always wins
05:20People of the Apollo get on your feet one final time
05:23As we prepare to welcome
05:25Our main event
05:29Entering the ring accompanied by bullets
05:31Let's get ready to gamble
05:33It's Ed the gambler
05:35Gamble
05:37Yes
05:39Big boos from the crowd for Ed Gamble
05:41Big boos from the crowd for Ed Gamble
05:43He stole that belt from the actual champion
05:45It's not his belt
05:47He appears to be remonstrating with individual audience members
05:51Yeah, they're not happy to see him
05:53This is something he normally only has to do when he's at one of my gigs
05:57He's an awful man
05:59He's got awful things
06:01And let's hope that Phil Wang can actually write the bonds today
06:05Wang was the champion
06:07Gamble took the belt
06:08He set up Gamblers Anonymous
06:10We've seen elements of that organisation throughout the evening
06:13And now what we're seeing is the ultimate final match-up
06:16Will Phil, the Wang Wanger, manage to defeat Gamble
06:20Oh, there's money falling on there
06:21Oh, there's money falling from the ceiling
06:22They've been ill-gotten games
06:24Oh my god
06:25This is gross
06:26Ed Gamble Pounds
06:27It's Gamble Pounds
06:28It's Gamble Pounds
06:29This is not legal tender
06:30He's put his face on money
06:31I cannot stress this enough
06:33This is not legal tender
06:35Oh my god
06:37Ed Gamble is
06:38This is arrogance in the extreme
06:40Dropping money all over people in the middle of a cost of living crisis
06:43It feels arrogant to the max
06:44Which is why we love
06:45He's getting booed by the crowd but he's getting cheered by me
06:49Gamble, Gamble, Gamble
06:51Holding that belt
06:52Gamble, Gamble, Gamble
06:53Holding the belt that isn't his is disgusting, Nish
06:55That's what it is
06:56Without any further ado
06:58Please welcome his opponent
07:00It's the Clash of the Comics champion
07:03It's Phil Kill Wang
07:06Great ovation for Phil Kill Wang
07:12And what an entrance this is
07:14By Gideon
07:15That is how you be friends to Asians, Nish
07:18It's not just having diabetes
07:20It's knowing about the culture
07:21Wow this is absolutely amazing
07:24God see Fat Chai indeed
07:25Amazing
07:26The Dragons are going out into the crowd now
07:27This is a fantastic celebration
07:28Oh there's a reveal
07:29It's Wang all along
07:30Yes
07:31Yes
07:32Gotta say the suit looks good
07:33It's an astonishing combination
07:34Of people in the world
07:35Yes
07:36Yes
07:38And a homage to the iconic Game of Death
07:53Bruce Lee suit
07:54Wowee
07:55Him and Bullitt have already looked ties on each other
07:57It looks like an absolute excuse
07:59The Bullitt is heading down to Phil Wang
08:01Oh!
08:02There's already a swing
08:03Phil Wang takes out Bullitt
08:04In the front row
08:05Wang's taking the bullet
08:06He means business
08:07We're locked in for a good one at the Apollo
08:08You have to feel like Gamble was banking on Bullitt to protect him
08:18Wang's sparing up the W's
08:20Gamble looks concerned
08:22Henchman down
08:24Only Gamble left
08:25Wang slides into the ring
08:27Wang slides into the ring and Gamble's already on him. Ring that bell. Ring that bell or the baking tray, you choose.
08:35Ring the bell.
08:37Oh, we're into this. Gamble's into his business.
08:41Phil Wang in that yellow, shiny jumpsuit, looking like Bruce Lee on Rubella.
08:46Lovely start, Phil Wang.
08:50Punches to the face.
08:52Really pumped crowd here at the Apollo for our main event.
08:59Gamble's struggling harder than he was in the Robert De Niro off-menu.
09:05You can tell Phil wants this. Look at his face, that's steamy determination.
09:08Double clothesline from Phil Wang.
09:10He's been thinking about this for over a year.
09:12Oh! Gamble's airborne!
09:14Oh, Gamble is up!
09:16Gamble is down!
09:18Oh!
09:20Like he weighed nothing.
09:22We all know he used to be quite a big guy.
09:24Phil Wang on the ropes as Bullet looks on.
09:27Throwing up the Ws.
09:28Come on, Ed!
09:29Everyone in here wants Phil to win.
09:31Bullet trying to cheer him.
09:33Everyone enjoying Ed getting a bit of this.
09:35Off the ropes from Wang.
09:37Oh!
09:38Oh!
09:39Oh!
09:40Straight into the arms of Bullet.
09:42That's not the medicine Gamble needs, we all know it's insulin.
09:45It's insulin!
09:46Shut up!
09:50Crowd shouting Wang, I think, unless they are shouting Wang.
09:53Wang's nailed just to do.
09:55Oh!
09:56Wang's nailed!
09:57Takes them both out!
09:58Bullet to the floor!
09:59He passes it on to an intellect through those Wags.
10:01You shot Bullet!
10:03Bullet!
10:04Bullet!
10:05Bullet, please help me!
10:06Shut up!
10:07I got it, my head!
10:08Oh, no!
10:09Nice!
10:11Ed Gamble pathetically asking Bullet to help him.
10:14Oh!
10:15The hits are together!
10:16That was absolutely brutal.
10:18Goodness me!
10:19Phil Wang all over Gamble here.
10:21Wang is having such a good time, we can see his nipples.
10:24Oh!
10:29Oh!
10:30Oh!
10:31Right in the tit!
10:32Oh!
10:33An eye rake to Phil Wang.
10:34And it's a reversal, it's time for those nipples to be squeezed!
10:39Oh!
10:40Oh!
10:41Oh!
10:42Oh!
10:43Who's are telling us to shush?
10:44Oh!
10:45The erect nipples have presented too easy a target.
10:47Oh!
10:48That was clumsy.
10:49That was careless.
10:50That's the plug.
10:51You've got to say once again, the refereeing standard has been a bismop.
10:54Whoa!
10:55It's tilling him off.
10:56I sort of forget the referees hear me.
10:57That's what they say about the best referees, they don't do anything.
11:02Let's put it on the outside of the ring.
11:05Referee, sort this out!
11:07Okay, get off him.
11:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
11:10Uh-oh.
11:11That's turning into that!
11:12Gamble's gone to the top buckle.
11:13What are you talking about?
11:14And I wonder if he's...
11:15Oh, he's removed it!
11:16Shut up!
11:17He's taken it out!
11:18Phil needs to keep his wits about him.
11:20Shut up!
11:21Get back here!
11:22It was distracting him.
11:23It started on me!
11:24Oh, my goodness.
11:25He's telling everyone to stop.
11:26Wang doesn't know that the bell's removed!
11:27Oh!
11:28Back in the ring.
11:29And Gamble seizes an opportunity.
11:31Oh!
11:32Oh!
11:33Oh!
11:34Sidewalk slam!
11:35Oh!
11:36If you carry a baby like that, social services will have it off you.
11:40Gamble stamping on Wang.
11:42This is absolutely brutal.
11:46Come on, Ed.
11:47Come on, Phil.
11:48I can tell this week he's been hurt.
11:50Come on!
11:51Come on!
11:52Yes!
11:53Come on, Phil!
11:54Come on, Phil!
11:55Come on, Phil!
11:56Yes!
11:57Now they're shouting, fuck you down.
11:58But it seems to be energizing him.
11:59Come on, Phil!
12:00Come on, Phil!
12:01Come on, Phil!
12:02Come on, Phil!
12:03Come on, Phil!
12:04Come on, Phil!
12:05Come on, Phil!
12:06He's a lot less popular than I was let to believe.
12:08It's to the tune of Goldalbubu, which I love.
12:10It's to the tune of Goldalbubu, which I love.
12:11It's to the tune of Goldalbubu.
12:12This crowd really has one melodic gear.
12:14But what a great song it is.
12:15It's a fantastic song.
12:16I'm not going to dispute that with them.
12:18Coming up, total chaos in the ring.
12:21The race gone down.
12:22The ref's out cold.
12:23The rules have vanished.
12:24And Ed and Phil are tearing each other apart.
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