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Clash of the Comics - Season 1 Episode 9

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00:00The referee is now awake again, but Gamble-Earning was able to take Wang to the 2 count.
00:05Anyone in here with a heart just wants Phil Wang to win now.
00:09Anyone in here with a sense of fun wants Gamble to absolutely destroy it.
00:13Oh no! Oh no!
00:16I actually recognise that from the Kama Sutra.
00:25Wang trying to get to the ropes.
00:27Come on Phil, you can do it!
00:31He's on the rope!
00:33The referee has seen it!
00:35And the hole has to be broken.
00:37Someone do a concussion test on this referee.
00:43She's calling for the powerbomb.
00:45He's calling for the powerbomb.
00:46Doesn't sound good.
00:47I don't think that's a game but they play in the National Lottery.
00:51Gamble's got Wang in between his legs.
00:53Whoa!
00:54Yes!
00:55Wang's just...
00:57Oh!
00:58Nice counter from one and two!
00:59There's a...
01:00And the referee's been pulled out of the ring!
01:01Look at the ring!
01:02What is going on here?
01:04The referee's been pulled out of the ring!
01:06And he's been...
01:07He's having absolutely layers kicked out of him.
01:11Wang is remonstrating with Richie Gauche.
01:13The bullet's coming near and near.
01:14I'm gonna have to get a restraining order on him.
01:16Oh!
01:17Lovely use of the rope there from Gamble.
01:18The bad guys are winning!
01:19Bad guys!
01:20Bad guys!
01:21Bad guys!
01:22Bad guys!
01:23Bad guys!
01:24Bad guys!
01:25Something needs to be done with Gamblers Anonymous.
01:26This is awful!
01:27Gamblers Anonymous!
01:28Gamblers Anonymous!
01:29Oh!
01:30Gamblers Anonymous!
01:31Oh!
01:32Gamblers Anonymous!
01:33Oh!
01:34Gamblers Anonymous are not very anonymous at all!
01:36They're making themselves...
01:37Oh no!
01:38And now a table!
01:39Oh no!
01:40The table's come out!
01:41The table's come out!
01:42The table's come out!
01:43The table's come out!
01:44The table's going into the ring!
01:47The table's even bigger than the bacon's head!
01:50We love...
01:51We absolutely love to see a table!
01:54This is fantastic!
01:56Weirdly, it looks like quite a lot of the tables in the lunchroom at my school.
02:00Oh!
02:01Oh!
02:02Max and Ivana!
02:03And Ivana back!
02:04Yes!
02:05Just when the good guys thought they were done!
02:08Gamblers got the belt!
02:10And he's gonna make a run for it, surely!
02:12The OGs have got him to the ring!
02:14Whoa!
02:15Okay!
02:16Max and Ivana here!
02:17Max and Ivana cleaning the house!
02:18I can't believe this!
02:19Ah!
02:20Their dynamism is back here!
02:21They're full of energy!
02:22They're not scared of a table!
02:25Max is about to go over the top of the ropes!
02:27Whoa!
02:28Oh!
02:29Wow!
02:30Takes that bullet!
02:31Oh!
02:32Get away from us, Gamblers!
02:33Gamblers just wandered around here!
02:34And he's hiding with the belt next to Silcox!
02:37Silcox has once again zoned out!
02:39He's gone through the ropes now!
02:42Oh!
02:43Incredible!
02:44In the ring!
02:45Yes!
02:46They're close!
02:47The OGs, Max and Ivana are in the ring!
02:50Gamblers trying to crawl away, hoping he won't be noticed!
02:53Stock his sights on Rishi now!
02:54Oh boy!
02:55And Max is up there in the air!
02:57Oh!
02:58Oh!
02:59Oh!
03:00And that's what Max and Ivana mean when they say they're going to double team you!
03:04Can you chuck this guy through a table?
03:06Yes please!
03:07Yes!
03:08They can chuck him through a table and I think unanimously everyone would like him to be
03:12trapped through a table except for me!
03:13Don't hurt him!
03:14Wang!
03:15I want to hurt him!
03:16Oh!
03:17Oh!
03:18Phil Wang wants to...
03:19Wang said don't hurt him!
03:20He said I want to hurt him!
03:21He said I want to hurt him!
03:22Yes!
03:23Yes!
03:24Yes!
03:25Yes!
03:26Yes!
03:27Yes!
03:28Yes!
03:29Yes!
03:30Yes!
03:31Yes!
03:32Yes!
03:33It's a real table!
03:34And he's absolutely brutal!
03:35It's why we all turned up and it happened!
03:38Listen I'm a bad boy but even I enjoyed seeing that I'll be honest with you he gave me a semi!
03:43Hang on what's Gamble doing?
03:44Oh!
03:45Oh!
03:46He's getting the belt!
03:47Belt!
03:48To the head of Ivan!
03:49Max with the counter!
03:51Oh!
03:52Powerbomb!
03:53It's with him!
03:54Powerbomb from Gamble!
03:55This is the end!
03:56He's got the belt!
03:57Gamble calls out this is the end!
03:59Phil Wang on his knees!
04:00He's about to strike Wang!
04:01Wang's on his knees!
04:02the referee nowhere to be seen sweaty dizzy can barely open his eyes
04:10this is hard to watch all right he's putting up his views that's phil langsville
04:20the roof comes up the apollo is rosie jones there we go rosie jones is making her way into the ring
04:27she might lose her benefits but she's here to win for phil wang she's on her way into the ring
04:38she's on the way to help phil wang with that bandaged head
04:44she's got a bandaged head but she's still managing to make it into the ring
04:50this is adding further credence to my theory she's not really disabled
04:53she's in the ring and she's got a big stick
04:59brosie jones queen of comedy yeah the queen of all of our hearts
05:05gambler looking very concerned in it if someone were to paint it we call it the revenge of the
05:11minorities
05:20it's got just removed her bandaging she's absolutely fine now she's telling the crowd to be quiet
05:27what move is this oh jones what's happening
05:34what's happening what's what you're logging in rosie don't
05:38she's
05:41she's double crossed phil wang rosie jones has surprised the entire world
05:46she was a bad person on the log oh this is awful a new alliance is fantastic rosie rosie rosie rosie
05:56rosie rosie rosie this is sensational this is unbelievable oh and a back to the face
06:04to the face so this means that rosie was an anonymous member of the game here we go
06:08the referee's been rolled back in one two oh this is disgusting
06:20in a sensational twist rosie jones has been turned by gamblers anonymous
06:26a gamble has won the belt outright this is astonishing
06:31make some noise for your new clash of the comics champion egg the gambler gamble
06:42oh this isn't right this isn't right
06:46this is absolutely sensational let this be a lesson to all ethnic minorities eventually the whites will
06:52gang up on you this is sensational gamble gamble gamble gamble
07:00rosie jones has joined forces with gamblers anonymous and has taken phil wang out by punching him
07:07she tricked us all she's tricked us all this entire time horrible moment
07:14your champion of clash of the comics ed the gambler gambler
07:22a fix disgusting
07:24sensational stuff in an interview which simply has to be shorter than the fight itself how was that for
07:32you i vote first of all can i say for a last minute replacement you've done a terrible job
07:38and all i can say is thank you to my driving fans thank you gamble
07:45thank you gamble
07:49it's music to my ears
07:53and let me say i'm proud to bring home this championship once more in a battle that i won all on my own
08:00just when you think you can't like someone any less there's a real sour aftertaste in the apollo right
08:10now but nonetheless love him or loathe him and we all loathe him
08:15oh hang on oh hang on how was this and of course now
08:22in below for joe it can only mean one thing the ceo please welcome the ceo of touch on the comics
08:28now we stand out
08:29oh
08:52there he is left wing right wing he's right in the center
08:56yes as he said to laura koonsberg they're chanting ce joe in the ring
09:04once again capitalism laundering people into deferring to authority
09:09ce joe ce joe ce joe ce joe ce joe hello
09:20it's all very gay this isn't it
09:27yes i'm c joe i paid a lot of money to force these comedians to humiliate themselves
09:37i got the idea from the crown prince of saudi arabia
09:44ed gamble you twat
09:45you didn't win that fair and square what are you doing afterwards anyway
09:58i got some news for you kiddo i declare a rematch
10:02yes thank goodness please not tonight it'll be the next clash of the comics and you won't be able to
10:09use that belt because it'll be a ladder match it'll be here at the apollo same time next year they
10:18they haven't nailed the dates they haven't nailed the dates there's on a couple of pencils
10:25great news from our ceo joe there will be a rematch
10:34it's money with his face on to be fair
10:36it's been dragged back into the ring there seems to be an extra out here
10:48could have been taken out we're deep into our low blow from phil wang
10:52to the genitals one to the one
11:03it's rightfully is it should have been his all along
11:07looks like two wrongs do make the right and that's what they call karma phil wang has just
11:14left the belt with their gamble and it said he'll see him next year he throws up the w's the exit
11:20people of the apollo give it up one more time for ed gamble and phil wang
11:28give it up for your commentators give it up for your ceo give it up for your roving reporters
11:36give it up for all of the wrestlers you've watched tonight give it up for everyone who's worked so hard
11:42to put this night on but most of all people at the apollo make some noise for max and iban
11:50who created this whole thing the og's have brought us so much drama we are so lucky to be here
11:58together welcome all of the comics back to the stage people in apollo this happy clash of the comics
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