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Clash of the Comics - Season 1 Episode 5
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00:00Straight into big demos behind
00:05Simply thrilled that he didn't get any injury to his face
00:14I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Bloody how we need to fucking go to work. Povos losing to Povos. It's disgrace. I know I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
00:23I'm sorry. I have nothing. I'll see you later
00:30Oh my god
00:32Pings the rope down and jumps on Big Daniel
00:38And inside the ring the action continues
00:40They're all kicking in. Come on the bad guys
00:46What a move
00:48The tornado DDT
00:50The villains are taking a real pasting here
00:52It's three on one outside the ring
00:54And the cannonball up against the turnbuckle in the ring things are hot enough and outside people are just sitting on each other
01:00What's going on at the front of the stage looks alarmingly like some fan fiction I read about Greg Davis
01:07Holding big demo down like he's a dangerous dog
01:09Oh
01:11Oh no
01:12Oh no
01:13Oh no
01:14This is not gonna end well
01:15Psychonica
01:16Oh
01:18Oh
01:19Oh
01:20Right out of the top rope
01:21So it can be smaller it's about how you use your energy
01:25She used the momentum there she's got a whole man out of the ring
01:27Oh boy
01:29Come on Psychonica
01:30Psychonica looking like she's gonna go Ariel
01:32She's on the top rope
01:34Top rope
01:35Here we go Big Daniel
01:39And that's why you don't give women a glass ceiling
01:43Wow
01:44Oh
01:45Oh
01:46Oh
01:47Oh
01:49Okay we're gonna get to see that again
01:50Let's take a look at it
01:51Oh
01:52Double flip
01:54Two men
01:55Flattened
01:56It's the stuff of dreams
01:58Oh
01:59Straight into the turnbuckle
02:01So is it all the same match
02:03Or is this a different kind of match side
02:05This is where we're in the same match
02:07It's a Royal Rumble
02:08But for legal reasons nothing like a Royal Rumble
02:11For legal reasons
02:12It is a
02:14Psychonica going Ariel again and she misses it
02:17Oh
02:18But she recovers
02:19Oh
02:20It's taken down
02:21A flying headbutt
02:22Oh no she's not looking good down there
02:24The torpedo headbutt
02:25It's dizzy
02:26Oh
02:28Oh
02:29Oh
02:30Oh
02:32There's a cover
02:33Two
02:34Three
02:35The cover of the kid
02:36Incredible
02:37Slav Kornika have been eliminated
02:43No
02:44What a fantastic move this
02:46This is an incredible thing
02:47Just pile driver to the top of the head
02:50And respectfully returning the mask to her face
02:53And it is definitely trying to revive her partner
02:58What an exciting turn of events
03:00In the event that we for legal reasons are referring to as the Regal Ruffabout
03:04Time for another team
03:07Two
03:08Two
03:09One
03:10One
03:11Two
03:12Three
03:13Four
03:14Are you leading
03:15Entering the ring now
03:16The single ladies
03:17Amy Duhill and Harriet Kemsley
03:19Here they come
03:21Huge fan favourites here in Hammersmith
03:25The single ladies are in our area
03:27They look very happy
03:28But I'm not entirely sure they're going to be that happy when they see what's in the ring waiting for them
03:32Well
03:33I think they can shine their way out of it
03:34They are single ladies
03:35They can shine their way out of anything
03:36They are single ladies
03:37They can shine their way out of anything
03:38Also Harriet's dyspraxics
03:39She can shoot them accidentally
03:40Which is trying to avoid them
03:41Always
03:43Harriet and Amy
03:44They started a whole podcast to meet men
03:46I don't think this is what they had in mind
03:49They've had worse
03:50The entrance is going well so far
03:56They're rolling around quite a bit
03:58The single ladies are ready
04:00Single ladies are ready
04:02Yes
04:04What happens now?
04:06Well I will say it looks like they've turned up for what they think is a double date
04:10It's a little stand off here
04:14I mean Harriet just
04:19Yes
04:20It's intelligent they're going to confuse them first
04:24And then squash their heads between their thighs
04:26This is sexual harassment the funny way round
04:30Oh yeah?
04:31Yeah?
04:32Yeah?
04:33Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
04:34Yeah, they're well fit
04:35No, God
04:36No, I don't think this tit-tap's going to hold
04:37No, I think they're really big and scary
04:38They're quite scary and big
04:39Rex?
04:40Is it true that if we ping someone in this ring they're eliminated?
04:42I mean, I guess
04:43I mean, I guess
04:44We're quite new to it we're just trying to meet our boyfriends but okay, right
04:46Why don't we pin each other and then we can get out of here?
04:48Okay, yeah, let's do that
04:49Let's do that
04:50Let's do that
04:51That's okay
04:52No, I don't think this tit-tap's going to hold
04:53No, no, I think they're really big and scary
04:55No, I think they're really big and scary
04:56They're quite scary and big
04:57Rex?
04:58I mean, I guess
04:59We're quite new to it we're just trying to meet our boyfriends but okay, right
05:04Why don't we pin each other and then we can get out of here?
05:07Okay, yeah, let's do that
05:09Let's do that
05:11Let's do that
05:12Let's do that
05:13That's what I just said
05:14Who's going to pin who?
05:15Rock, paper, scissors
05:17Two, three
05:18Double paper always wins
05:23You get down slowly, careful you know about your knees
05:27Get down, get down, obviously you're doing the splits, Amy
05:32Okay, so you, I'm going to pin you, okay?
05:38There's another cover
05:40Two
05:41Three
05:42And a pencil
05:45They are eliminated, Amy
05:46They are eliminated themselves out of the competition
05:49Goodness me, that was like watching a Russian election
05:52You can see it
05:53Sometimes a guy just won't do it for you, you do have to do it for you
05:58Who can stand in after such a noble sacrifice?
06:05Entering the ring next
06:07The creators of Clash of the Comics
06:10It started as the wrestling at Edinburgh Freed Show
06:12And like everything that starts in Edinburgh
06:13It's a great show
06:14It's a great show
06:15It's a great show
06:16It's a great show
06:17It's a great show
06:18It's a great show
06:19Yay, standing up
06:20The OGs
06:22None of us will be here without them
06:25None of us will be here without them
06:26I'm very much being bad, and I don't want to be there
06:29Whoa!
06:33These are the founders of the Clash of the Comics
06:35It started as the wrestling at Edinburgh Freed Show
06:37And like everything that starts in Edinburgh
06:39It's quickly got out of hand
06:41But still managing to be largely unprofitable
06:44Wow, this is exciting to see the two founders of the wrestling together.
06:51I wonder what they're saying, can you hear what they're saying to each other?
06:54They're demanding more noise!
06:55Oh right, yeah, absolutely!
06:57They are getting in, as they should.
07:00If Anne's gone in with that, Max, straight in.
07:03Oh, if Anne's gone straight in, that'll be unwise.
07:05That's crazy.
07:06Ooh!
07:07Ooh!
07:08Isn't that a wiggly, wiggly move?
07:11Ooh!
07:12Ooh!
07:14He's throwing himself against a wall of men.
07:16Ooh!
07:17Anne's gone in!
07:18And takes it back!
07:21Yes!
07:22Kick to the place!
07:24Ooh!
07:25Ooh!
07:26You think you'd get a grip on the back of Harry?
07:29I think Max just slits down his back.
07:33There's, there was, I will say this, quite a lot of bottles of baby oil backstage.
07:38It looked like a party round at Diddy's house.
07:40Ooh!
07:41Ooh!
07:42Ooh!
07:43Ooh!
07:44Ooh!
07:45Ooh!
07:46Max and I van cleaning house.
07:47Can they take down Damo?
07:48Damo's roaring!
07:49Ooh!
07:50Ooh!
07:51But he's slow!
07:52Ooh!
07:53Ooh!
07:54Ooh!
07:55Ooh!
07:56Ooh!
07:57Ooh!
07:58Ooh!
07:59Ooh!
08:00Ooh!
08:01Ooh!
08:02Ooh!
08:03Ooh!
08:04Ooh!
08:05Ooh!
08:06Ooh!
08:07Ooh!
08:08Ooh!
08:09Ooh!
08:10Yeah, the handspring back elbow from Max!
08:11Absolutely incredible!
08:12Max just wants to the UK's youngest professional wrestler.
08:14If Anne is officially its oldest professional wrestler.
08:31yeah they're going backstage oh they're going they're going backstage just getting out of hand
08:36the referee's on his own go in front of them mate the regal rough about has gone al fresco
08:42this referee is dog i'll say it
08:44well the fight has gone backstage and we have another team about to enter the room
08:52it's a huge moment in the course of the night it's one of the oldest and boldest in this
08:59competition are you ready people of the apollo are you ready for the prince of mumbai
09:08survival i make my own announcement
09:15representing gamblers anonymous the prince of mumbai rishi ghost
09:26and the mighty bullet
09:30as ben say actually is zero love in the room for these guys
09:40no i am stood to acclaim apart from nish one of the south ocean community's greatest sons
09:46it's like you're the piers morgan of wrestling always being so contrary
09:54the ultimate victoria we still can't find a book here comes bullet
09:59that is one big dude it's one big bullet
10:04that is a cannonball if ever i've seen that
10:07he's moving deliberately slowly as if to troll the crowd
10:11i will say that looks like one of the most vulnerable
10:13old men in here
10:14he's looking at people he's sizing up the crowd some people are shouting stuff at him
10:20yeah one woman is just holding out her hands to try and touch his glistening torso
10:26good to see you my fellow bad guy that is a scary star
10:30yeah he called me a prick
10:37yeah he doesn't he doesn't like it
10:38have you met him before
10:39they've rejected you a lot
10:41that's bullet
10:42but it looked at you pointed at you and said
10:45he said bullet and then prick
10:47i'll say this he may well have seen me do comedy at any point and that would explain what his reaction then
10:53little keys will be tired as well
10:55this is massive
10:56it looks like an alternate reality me and ed gamble
11:03come on
11:04come on sarah
11:06sarah keyworth straight in and straight against the turnbuckle
11:09oh
11:11oh
11:12oh
11:13okay
11:14headbutt him
11:15headbutt him
11:16boom
11:18i got a rhino and sarah keyworth in the corner there
11:20and a reversal from sarah keyworth
11:22there you are
11:23and some fasts to the chest of rishi gauch
11:25and an eye rake to sarah keyworth rishi gauch looks mad i haven't seen an asian man this angry since i told my dad i was going into comedy
11:32oh
11:35oh
11:36oh
11:37simon
11:39so what's it like that's what wearing a
11:41oh
11:42sarah keyworth now of nowhere
11:43yes
11:44sarah keyworth must be about one hundredth of the size of bullets
11:47well
11:48well a mosquito can kill you with malaria
11:50let's watch
11:51this is absolutely
11:52this is absolutely
11:53lil keys here in michigo
11:54whoa
11:55look at that
11:56they did some damage to their partner but that's a price keyword was clearly willing to pay
12:00oh
12:01oh there's some there's some fighting up on the balcony
12:03oh no
12:04oh no
12:05real fighting
12:06ah
12:07what's happening
12:08there's some fighting up top
12:09oh
12:10the fighting has spilled into the dress circle
12:12oh no
12:13that's dangerous
12:14what if someone falls off
12:15this is
12:16it's good
12:17this is bad news for health and safety
12:18it's being dangled
12:19it's being dangled like michael jackson's baby
12:21look there's max
12:22oh
12:23this is terrible news for everyone except for the dress circle people who thought their tickets
12:30would entitle them to a bad view
12:32oh
12:34they go to the top
12:35people are standing in the circle
12:37some people are just coming back with their drinks really nonplussed
12:42i respect that
12:43there's a couple of people filming it on their phones
12:45we've got fucking cameras
12:47oh
12:52there's so much going on here
12:54i really feel like my adhd diagnosis is helping me observe what's going on here
13:00max and evan really not having a great time at the event that they've created
13:04oh god
13:05you'd think they've got a humiliation kick
13:09evan desperately trying to steal someone's phone
13:11the referee has got no control of the dress circle here
13:14well we should have got no referees if we knew they were going to spread out
13:16that's a baddie
13:18that's a baddie
13:19that's a baddie
13:20that's a baddie
13:21that's a baddie
13:22the baddies are down
13:23the baddies are down
13:24richie's got a kick to the chest
13:25keyward than simon miller have got a burst of energy
13:28this is phenomenal
13:29what's bullet going to do
13:30you
13:31he's saying you
13:32and then
13:33oh
13:34that's what he was going to do
13:35he was dodged
13:36ah
13:37rich
13:38ah
13:39that was a heavy drop for simon there
13:41oh my goodness
13:42yeah
13:43yeah
13:45go on richie
13:46yeah
13:47little keys in trouble here
13:50oh
13:51oh
13:52oh
13:53that's too much
13:54there's a cover
13:55one
13:56two
13:57come on keyward
13:58yes richie
13:59elimination for the big strong boys
14:01the big strong boys have been eliminated
14:05pull it send simon out of the ring
14:07asians
14:08asians
14:09asians
14:10asians
14:11asians
14:12asians
14:13asians
14:14asians
14:15asians
14:16asians
14:17coming up the tag team tornado is reaching its final storm
14:21it's down to the ogs max and ivan and four evil pros
14:25plus phil wang versus ed gamble in the ultimate grudge match
14:30sports
14:32sports
14:33sports
14:37sports
14:39schools
14:40sports
14:41wah
14:42woo
14:43park
14:44sports
14:45any
14:46fair
14:47him
14:48girls
14:49sc
14:50uh
14:51you
14:53the
14:55asian
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