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00:00This is Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts.
00:20And living within the Tendo Dojo is Akane.
00:25These two teams were arranged to be married by their parents.
00:28You're not the boss of me!
00:30How annoying!
00:31But Ranma suffers with a small problem.
00:37Whenever he splashes with cold water, he transforms into a girl.
00:58The wind is falling apart.
01:00I'm curious about that.
01:01There's a lot of trouble.
01:02There's a lot of trouble.
01:03I'm not afraid of it.
01:04I'm not afraid of it.
01:05I'm not afraid of it.
01:06I'm not afraid of it.
01:07I'm not afraid of it.
01:08Good job, good job so
01:09Don't worry, I don't have any influence
01:18I'm not a bad guy
01:19I don't have any fun
01:21I can't believe it
01:22I don't have any fun
01:22Don't forget it
01:24I don't have any fun
01:25I don't know
01:25Why you think I'm out?
01:26Don't worry
01:27Don't worry
01:27I don't have any confidence
01:29I don't have any confidence
01:33I don't have any confidence
01:34Is there anything I want?
01:34I'll be late
01:35I'll be late
01:36Ah-cha-te, it's gross, drama
01:39You'll be in the US
01:43Good-bye, either do
01:44I love you.
01:45This is every day
01:46If you're watching love, please
01:48Please keep in mind
01:49Good-bye, K-1-1-2-1-2-1-2-2-1-2-1-2-1-3-2-1-2-3-3.
01:55You can't do this, but it might be true
01:59You can't do it, but you can't do it
02:02It's an unlikely invitation, and you can't lie
02:05Hell, I'm mojo, a man to die there!
02:31They give me an extra for free.
02:33Well, being a girl's not so bad. At least when I'm trying to buy food.
02:37You must be from Furinkan High School.
02:41You silly fools.
02:43You have less than a week to wait until we face off, so why are you so eager to rush?
02:48We don't want to hear it!
02:50It's time to end our grudge!
02:52We'll wipe you out right here and now!
02:54Did I miss the bandit convention?
02:56Prepare yourself!
02:58You won't understand. Not with words!
03:08Since you refuse to listen!
03:12Take this!
03:14Hear me now? You fools!
03:20We can stop that now.
03:22It's pretty obvious to me you already won.
03:25How did you see through my ribbon technique so easily?
03:29Tell me, girl. You're not just any woman, are you?
03:32Yeah, you could definitely put it that way.
03:36Amusing.
03:37I won't hold back. Women still get my full force!
03:43I see you're much stronger than those fools.
03:57I'm a student going to the Saint Bacchus School for Girls.
04:01Kodachi, the Black Rose. You will do well to remember it.
04:16How can we lose?
04:18It sounds like...
04:20Quit your whining and try to act like men.
04:22Huh?
04:23How could you think we're boys?
04:25We're Spurinkan's rhythmic gymnastics team!
04:27We have a club!
04:28I know these girls. I think we're in the same class.
04:34All the rhythmic gymnastics members are injured?
04:37We were completely ambushed by none other than Kodachi, the Black Rose!
04:42I've never heard of the Black Rose.
04:44We were less than a week away from having a match against her.
04:47With the way we are now, we'll have to withdraw!
04:50So, why me? You want me to fill in for you or something?
04:53We came to ask you for help because we have no other options, Akane!
04:57Because the theme of the match that was happening was...
05:00Partial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics!
05:02It's beautiful!
05:04I haven't heard of that before.
05:06Yeah, what the heck is it?
05:07Just that! Our school representatives are going to face off using the power of rhythmic gymnastics!
05:16Copy that.
05:18Akane!
05:19Akane!
05:20Akane!
05:21You're the only person left who stands a chance against the Black Rose!
05:24Akane!
05:25Can't you see we're begging?!
05:27Right. I don't think I'm quite getting it yet. But I'll do it.
05:33I'll do whatever I can to avenge all of you!
05:35Thank you! I knew you were coming!
05:41I can't believe you took this on so quickly. Also, can you wield these?
05:46I'm not sure. I've never used them before. Even so, how hard could it be?
05:51Is that really your plan?
05:54Hm?
05:55Hi there! Aw, where have you been, cutie?
05:59Come here, you!
06:04I was getting worried about you, Pi-chan!
06:06Pi-chan?
06:07Because he's just a little piggy.
06:09Pi hasn't pig, you know?
06:11Wow. I guess you two have gotten pretty close, huh?
06:14Yeah, so? Of course we are. That's what happens when you sleep together every night.
06:19Every night?!
06:20Right?
06:22But sometimes you disappear on me.
06:24Pi-chan, be a good boy and stay right here.
06:27Ranma, don't pick on him, okay?
06:38So, Ryoga, I suppose this means that you've mentally turned into a pig, too.
06:44You clinging to Akane like that is so pathetic!
06:51I told you not to pick on that piggy!
06:54Here goes nothing!
07:07Were they supposed to drop like that, or...?
07:10You know that they weren't.
07:13Let's try the ribbon, then.
07:14Okay!
07:15How's this?
07:16Uh...
07:17Are you supposed to be wrapped up like that?
07:19I need you to shut up!
07:20Alright!
07:21Hup!
07:22Hup!
07:23Hup!
07:24Hup!
07:25Hup!
07:26Hup!
07:27Hup!
07:28Hup!
07:29Hup!
07:30Hup!
07:31Hup!
07:32Hup!
07:33Hup!
07:34Uh-uh!
07:35Is shattering the hoop supposed to be part of it?
07:38Aaaaah!
07:39That's it!
07:40I hate this thing!
07:41The worst part is that I think you might be the sorest loser I've ever seen I said shut it I will if you will
08:11Okay, I get it. I suck at this and I'm never gonna get any better at it. Don't act like it's my fault
08:18Would you like me to coach you?
08:23Ryoga?
08:25What's going on, Pichan?
08:27Who are you calling Pichan?
08:29I don't know. You tell me.
08:31Thank you, Ryoga. You're so compassionate.
08:35Yeah?
08:40Ribbon!
08:41Yow!
08:47Incredible!
08:48It was nothing.
08:50You bastard!
09:00That will be enough for today's training.
09:02Thank you for all of your help.
09:06The way you handled the ribbon was quite good. I'm sure you'll get better soon.
09:10You mean that, Ryoga?
09:13Sure, if you want to believe a blatant lie.
09:16I thought I told you to shut your mouth!
09:20That's so much pressure.
09:21I have less than a week to master an entirely new form of martial arts.
09:25Maybe this was a mistake.
09:26I really shouldn't have agreed to help.
09:30This is gonna be painful to watch.
09:33I mean, you're obviously completely shameless.
09:35Such a little suck-up.
09:38Jealousy is unbecoming, you know.
09:40Who are you calling jealous?
09:46That's how it is, huh?
09:49You just want to sneak off and snuggle into bed with Akane!
09:54Get back here!
09:57So you're calling for backup.
10:07Kurinkan Hai's rhythmic gymnasts don't seem to realize when they should give up.
10:12And here I thought I taught them a lesson.
10:14All right, Akane Tendo.
10:24Beware the thorns of the Black Rose, or your blood will be the first to spill.
10:32Ugh.
10:34Ugh, I'm so tired.
10:36This regimen has been intense.
10:39Akane Tendo.
10:41The time is now!
10:52Who are you?
10:54I'm one of the rhythmic gymnasts from St. Bacchus' school for girls.
10:58Kodachi the Black Rose.
11:01You and I will fight next week!
11:05I'm just here to wish you well, and to ensure we have a nice, clean fight!
11:11You could have fooled me!
11:14This feels way more like a sneak attack!
11:19It was you!
11:20You must have been the one who ambushed those girls from my school!
11:23So uncivilized to call it an ambush.
11:26My philosophy in war is simple.
11:28I must do everything within my power to win before a match.
11:31Yeah, but isn't this unfair?
11:33Unfair?
11:35A match begins long before either of us get on the stage.
11:38What is that supposed to mean?
11:39I welcome you to return the blow.
11:43Get back here!
11:45You little...
11:47Quick jumping around!
11:51I told you to stop!
11:55Hey!
11:56Damn it!
11:57Hey, Ranma!
12:00Leave Pichon alone!
12:08Akane Tendo.
12:09I see you're just as strong as the rumors implied.
12:12I will be coming back.
12:15Are those rose petals?
12:16So I'm the one that gets stuck cleaning up your mess?
12:26For real?
12:28Akane, are you done?
12:30Can we stop posting fights at night?
12:32Meet my beauty sleep.
12:33Kodachi the Black Rose!
12:35I'm gonna pay back all this and more at the match!
12:40Akane Tendo.
12:42I'm going to crush you long before the match ever happens.
12:45A pig.
12:50Wait, Ryoga!
12:55Huh?
12:56Uh...
12:57Are you feeling okay?
13:06Mm-hmm.
13:09Huh?
13:10He's so handsome.
13:16Hmm?
13:16Is this that Kodachi Black Rose person?
13:20Hmm?
13:21Hmm?
13:23I...
13:23I...
13:24I was so scared!
13:26Hey!
13:27Wait a second!
13:28What is this?
13:29Going to a girl's school feels like living in monochrome without romance.
13:34I could only practice rhythmic gymnastics.
13:36I'd almost given up hope of knowing the beautiful touch of a man!
13:40I never imagined such a sweet encounter would await me!
13:48Uh, sir.
13:49What is your name?
13:50Uh...
13:51I'm, uh...
13:52Ranma?
13:54Lord Ranma, these are for you.
13:56Hmm?
13:56I took the liberty of sprinkling some anesthetics into the bouquet.
14:06Huh?
14:07Why would you do something like that?
14:10Uh...
14:11Listen, Lord Ranma.
14:13You really must have more courage.
14:18These lips are yours to take.
14:21Go on.
14:22Steal them if you must.
14:24Hmm...
14:26If you're gonna do weird stuff, don't do it over my room!
14:32Well, what a shame for us to get interrupted.
14:37Lord Ranma, we'll meet again!
14:40What the hell was the deal with her?
14:47Sorry to interrupt whatever you two are doing.
14:49Enjoy your dreams.
14:51That was pathetic.
14:52Kodachi, the black rose.
15:00Oh, I don't ever want to have to lose to her.
15:04Good morning, Akane!
15:12Good morning!
15:12Is it true?
15:15You're subbing in the rhythmic gymnastics match?
15:17Yup, sure am.
15:18Awesome!
15:19Good luck with that!
15:20It won't be a problem.
15:22Oh, I wanted to ask you...
15:24Hmm.
15:25Malice?
15:25Akane Tendo!
15:27The time is now!
15:31It's you again?
15:33You got a lot of nerve jumping on me first thing in the morning!
15:36Jumping on you?
15:37What an appalling accusation.
15:39I was just coming up to say hello.
15:41I actually came all the way here because I wanted to visit Lord Ranma.
15:45Why did you come after me at all?
15:47Why not go straight to Ranma?
15:52Please wait right there for me, Lord Ranma.
15:55Can't stand that woman.
15:59Akane.
16:00I can already picture your gymnastics.
16:03You're so, so elegant.
16:05Feel the fire of my encouragement with these red roses.
16:08I love you, Akane!
16:10Whoa!
16:11Why are you coming after me?
16:14Ranma Sautome.
16:16What grudge do you still possess against me?
16:18You're the one who just came up and attacked me out of nowhere.
16:22Hmm?
16:23Hmm?
16:25Ranma, it's you.
16:29Hmm.
16:31Lovely!
16:32What's that for?
16:34I permit you to date her.
16:36Wonderful, Lord Ranma.
16:37I need you to calm down.
16:39I'd never want to date someone like you.
16:44What do you feel for me?
16:45Is it hate?
16:46No, that's not it at all.
16:48I was just, uh...
16:49I forgot I already have a fiancé right here.
16:52So I'm taken.
16:53Excuse me?
16:54Just take the bullet for me on this one.
16:57You really are something else.
16:58You have a fiancé.
17:00You two are engaged?
17:02Yeah, kinda.
17:03Is this some sort of love triangle?
17:06How interesting.
17:07What do you say to this?
17:13We bet Lord Ranma's hand on the results of our upcoming match.
17:16Huh?
17:17You wanna bet what?
17:18You gotta be joking.
17:20It's perfectly alright, Akane.
17:23To have a clean break with Ranma, all you need to do is lose.
17:26What?
17:26You won't need to throw the match because I'll smash you into tiny little pieces.
17:34Lord Ranma, prepare yourself to be mine the moment the match has been completed.
17:39Good day to you.
17:42Good day to you.
17:44Black roses?
17:45Whoa!
17:45A paddle storm!
17:46That woman may be no better than a raving pervert.
17:55But regardless, Ranma, do take care of my little sister.
18:03Back it up a bit. Say what you just said again.
18:06I said that you should do your best to take care of my little sister.
18:11It might be strange coming from her brother.
18:13At her core, she is a relentless individual with a mean twist to her personality.
18:19But please, Akane, refrain from getting hurt during the match.
18:24Once she locks onto a man, she never lets go.
18:27I can guarantee the fight won't be clean.
18:30So, that was Kuno's little sister?
18:34They do kind of look alike now that I'm thinking about it.
18:43Come on!
19:00Hold still!
19:01Quit jumping around and let me practice on you!
19:10Wow, you've made a lot of progress. Nice job.
19:13Don't patronize me!
19:15I just want to say, Ranma, I hope you understand that I'm not winning this match for you.
19:19Well, yeah, I already knew that.
19:21All right, then.
19:22This isn't just about gymnastics.
19:25There's not much point in practicing without a partner.
19:27Speaking of, Ryoga hasn't been around at all for the last couple of days.
19:32I was really counting on him.
19:35Hmm?
19:37P-chan!
19:40I don't think I've seen you around very much either.
19:43Where have you been, huh?
19:45You picked up Momiji Manju from Hiroshima?
19:48And something else from Kyoto?
19:49Oh, P-chan. I wonder where you were really trying to go.
19:54I know that your sense of direction completely sucks.
19:59What about his sense of direction? You're talking to him like he's Ryoga.
20:03Huh.
20:05All right, then.
20:06Time to practice.
20:08I already told you earlier not to pick on him.
20:13There we go.
20:14Finally motivated to help me out, huh?
20:21Okay, then.
20:22Here I go!
20:23Here I go!
20:32Ah!
20:36Ah!
20:36There.
20:42That should do it, Akane.
20:46Pretty clumsy, sis.
20:48Surprised you tripped over yourself like that.
20:51Unfortunately, you'll have to withdraw from the match tomorrow.
20:54I'll still fight!
20:55I'm not letting her win if I can help it!
20:57Nah!
20:58Don't put too much weight on it!
21:00Are you okay?
21:02Ow, ow, it hurts!
21:03Oh no, you have to find someone else to replace you.
21:05You make it sound so easy.
21:08A girl who's agile enough, in really good shape, and is a martial arts expert who's readily available?
21:14Huh?
21:18What?
21:19Hang on, stop looking at me like that.
21:22I'm not getting shoved into a leotard.
21:26We'll be up all night training.
21:29Huh?
21:30How?
21:33Yeah!
21:33You're not good at all
21:40I don't like you
21:42I don't have a feeling
21:47You're not good at all
21:52You're not good at all
21:55You're not good at all
21:57You're not good at all
22:02In what sense?
22:07I don't wear a feeling
22:12You're not good at all
22:17Please don't urge this
22:19Why do you like?
22:23I don't wanna teach you
22:26You're not good at all
22:31単純明快。あんたなんて興味ないふりをしてるだけ。
22:40私だけに優しいのはずるいよ。
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