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00:00This is Ranma of the Sao Tummel School of Anything Goes Martial Arts.
00:20This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
00:23These two were put into an arranged betrothal by their parents.
00:26You don't get a say in what I do.
00:30But Ranma has a bit of a problem.
00:36Whenever he splashed with cold water, he transforms into a girl.
00:40This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
00:43This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
00:48This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
00:51I have a letter of this.
00:52This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
00:54I don't know.
01:24It's the end of the day
01:26The other day
01:28I'd say
01:30You have to ride
01:32I am high speed
01:34I'm ready
01:36I love you
01:38You get a drama
01:40You can get a drama
01:42I love you
01:44I love you
01:46When they come to the end of the day
01:48I love you
01:50I love you
01:52I'm the only one, but I'm the only one
01:56This is a challenge, I want to be a challenge
01:59I'm a resist, I'm the only one
02:02I'm the only one, I'm the only one
02:05I'm the only one, I'm the only one
02:22Akane, can we take a little break?
02:26We were wanting to get something warm to eat.
02:28Okay.
02:34There's a skating club?
02:35Yeah, you should join.
02:37I'm sure they'll be happy to make you a full member right away.
02:40I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do.
02:42A lot of people have been asking me to help with their club.
02:46Huh?
02:47Oh no.
02:48I think I might have loved Pichon on the ice.
02:50What is that Pichon?
02:53Is that her little black pig?
03:02Charlotte!
03:08You're Charlotte!
03:10I'm totally taking you home with me!
03:15Come on, Charlotte!
03:16You're so cute!
03:28Okay.
03:28Break it down for me again.
03:31Why do you think I'm related to this girl?
03:33Don't play dumb with us, Ranma.
03:35You really expect us to believe you're not?
03:37She introduced herself with the name Ranma Saltome.
03:42And she has the same pigtail as you.
03:44And she's a strong martial artist.
03:45And she's your cousin or sister.
03:47Whoever she is, you need to introduce us!
03:51Don't know her, but...
03:53Sounds pretty dumb.
03:54Hey, are you running away from us?
03:56Into all of this after having the nerve to deflower Akane?
03:59I did what to who now?
04:00Please, will you at least let us have dibs on this one?
04:03You shouldn't be hogging the fun to yourself!
04:05Why do you idiots keep insisting that I want an unsexy little tomboy like Akane?
04:10Ranma!
04:11Huh?
04:12Whoa, what are you doing?
04:14You want to fight?
04:18Come on, you don't have to start crying, you know?
04:23And besides, it doesn't matter how unsexy you are,
04:26because it's not like, uh...
04:28Pi-chan is missing!
04:30It's not like I really care.
04:34What?
04:38Pi-chan disappeared from the skating rink earlier.
04:41He was kidnapped!
04:42There are people who witnessed it!
04:46Hey, welcome!
04:47I wish I could help you, but...
04:50Remind me what this pig looked like again.
04:53Could you be serious for once?
04:54I mean, what am I seeing over there?
04:59It's Pi-chan!
05:03Back off!
05:04What do you think you're doing?
05:06You leave me and my piggy Charlotte alone!
05:08Say what?
05:08I'm positive that's my Pi-chan!
05:10If I say that it's Charlotte, then it's Charlotte!
05:17Hey, welcome!
05:17Oh, that's mine!
05:19I want to get back!
05:22This yours?
05:22Yes, he is.
05:25Oh!
05:29I hope you forgive my partner.
05:31Wow, wow, that guy's really hot.
05:33Hard done, thank you.
05:35You're such a big...
05:36She tends to have a habit of taking cute things that don't belong to her.
05:39Once she gets locked in on something,
05:41it'll often go home with her right on the spot.
05:44Dude, isn't that like a crime?
05:45Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me!
05:51Would you stop doing that, you stupid girl?
05:54Oh no, you're like, so mean.
05:56I really want to face off with you.
06:05So what?
06:06Are you saying you want to fight?
06:07Please, I'm not an animal.
06:08We'll face off in pair skating.
06:10You want to skate?
06:11Yes, and if I win, I'm totally demanding that you give back Charlotte!
06:15Now I remember!
06:17I know then.
06:19I kept thinking they looked familiar.
06:22Those two are the golden pair of freestyle skating from Polko's high school.
06:26I'm Asusa Shirakori!
06:28Hi!
06:29I'm Mikado-san Zainin.
06:31Are you going to place an order or not?
06:34Akane, you don't want to be in a skating match against them.
06:37Their skills are way beyond ordinary, students.
06:39You know I don't care about that!
06:41If you're a smart girl, you'll surrender while you still can.
06:44I knew that whole innocent thing was an act.
06:47Wait for me, Charlotte!
06:48I'll be getting your room ready in the meantime!
06:50Don't worry about her, Pichan.
06:52I promise I'm not going to lose.
06:55Sounds pretty dumb.
06:57Miss, I'm sorry.
06:59My partner gets herself in trouble.
07:02I can make it up to you.
07:04Easily.
07:14It's an unorthodox white glove, but I'll accept your challenge.
07:30We'll face off in one week.
07:31Polko's high school will serve as the venue.
07:34Oh, I can't believe how cute that is!
07:36I want it!
07:37The challenge will be pair skating.
07:39Deal?
07:40Yeah, whatever.
07:42You need Pichan!
07:44Pichan!
07:45Give it to me!
07:46Give it to Pichan!
07:47You are absolutely wrong!
07:49All of my dramatic tension, you idiotic girl!
07:53This is mine now.
07:54When the hell are you going to order something?
07:56Why do you always have to be like this?
07:59Can't you be normal for once?
08:00Let me make something clear.
08:11That wasn't me getting jealous back there.
08:14I'm just not a fan of those player types getting away with that kind of crap.
08:19Well, it was still unnecessary.
08:22You know what?
08:23You should thank me for helping you out!
08:28Hang on.
08:30Do you like that kind of guy?
08:34You're so dumb!
08:36If that fish cake were a fraction of a second slower,
08:39I think you probably would have seen me crack his chin open.
08:43If you weren't unsexy before, you are now.
08:46Maybe I'll bother with all that stuff when I find someone worth liking.
08:51You're having a pair skate showdown and Pichan is the prize?
08:55So are you two gonna pair up?
08:57You know that means you'll have to be all synced up, right?
08:59In your own way, I suppose you two are always in harmony.
09:03You really think so?
09:04I gotta tell ya.
09:06I don't really care what happens to the pig.
09:09Allow me to be the one to take the ice!
09:11Akane!
09:12I'd be honored to skate with you.
09:14I'm curious.
09:15Did somebody already tell you about the skating match, Charlotte?
09:17Who do you think you're calling Charlotte?
09:20Regardless of how good you are at this, I was the one who issued the challenge.
09:23And maybe now's the time for our own skating battle.
09:25All right!
09:28Instead of that, maybe we should try practicing how to stand first?
09:31Oh, look at you.
09:35What's with the posture?
09:37Shut your face!
09:38How are you supposed to participate in a skating competition when you can't skate?
09:42It's not like I had a choice!
09:44All right, get a grip.
09:45I thought you were a man.
09:48But right now I'm a girl.
09:49Why go through the hassle of splashing yourself with cold water before coming out here?
09:54Yeah, I mean, it's not very cool if a man doesn't know how to skate.
09:58I doubt the uncoolness factor has much to do with being a boy or a girl.
10:02Wait, what'd Pichu do?
10:06So sorry about that.
10:08How's this Ashita Tori?
10:10I know you did that on purpose!
10:12I'd never!
10:13Also, it seems your partner is giving you enough things to worry about.
10:16Huh?
10:16Somebody help!
10:19Somebody help!
10:24Hello there.
10:25Are you all right?
10:27Hey, you're that Mikado-san's aiming guy.
10:30Huh?
10:31Have we happened to meet before?
10:33How very odd.
10:34Yes, I would be surprised.
10:36I don't believe I'd ever forget a pretty face like yours.
10:40You can have fun picking up all the girls you want later.
10:43It's time for the hundred man kumite now.
10:45You're doing that?
10:47Really?
10:48Is that part of your training routine?
11:00You ladies should step back for a bit.
11:03I would never want for you to get hurt.
11:04Come at us!
11:10Let the hundred man kumite begin!
11:15Go!
11:16God!'
11:16I don't like it!
11:17God!
11:17Okay!
11:17God!
11:18I don't like it!
11:25I don't like it anymore!
11:27No!
11:36Let's have a gift!
11:36Whoa, look at them go!
11:43Whoa, look at them go!
11:46We're finished now.
12:05And nine seconds flat.
12:08They really are the golden pair of the freestyle skating martial team.
12:13The martial team, huh?
12:16That means we'll be using martial skating to face off.
12:20I can win.
12:21I can win anything that has any martial in it.
12:23Of course you can,
12:24but I'm pretty sure you need to learn how to skate first.
12:27Look, he's appearing.
12:29Hang on, what's up?
12:31There's Pichon.
12:33Hello, Charlotte.
12:38Here, Pichon.
12:43That's so cute!
12:52Ugh, you're horrible!
12:56Putting a collar on him.
12:58What... what is this?
13:00I'm taking this thing off you right now!
13:06That's not going to work.
13:08Unfortunately, I locked the clasp.
13:10So if you want me to take the collar off,
13:12then you'll have to defeat me in our showdown later.
13:14It's not gonna matter how good the golden pair is,
13:16because when Rama and I team up together...
13:18Ah! Get over here, stupid!
13:20I'm falling over!
13:21I can't stand up anymore!
13:22Hurry up and help me!
13:23I'm happy to give you private skating lessons.
13:26I didn't ask for your help!
13:29Let go of me, prick!
13:30Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
13:32But if that's the case...
13:34Let me take a parting gift for saving you.
13:37Wait, miss!
13:51Branma!
13:52What a pure hardship!
13:55Wait, miss!
13:56Branma!
13:57What a pure hardship!
13:59Wait, miss!
14:02Branma!
14:03Wait, miss!
14:04Branma!
14:05What a pure heart she has.
14:07For her to sob so violently like that.
14:10I would cry too if it was you kissing me.
14:23He's so gross!
14:24Oh dear, that ass put his hands on me like that!
14:27And he did it in front of Akane of all people!
14:32I'll never forgive him!
14:34Oh, just a tiny kiss, and she broke down with tears of joy.
14:39Lock me up for crimes of the heart.
14:41Tan Zainin!
14:43You and I are gonna fight right now!
14:45But don't think you have a chance of surviving this!
14:48Uh, Branma?
14:50Ah, the guy from earlier.
14:52You just show up out of nowhere, don't you?
14:54I'm infuriated!
14:56This is the first time I've felt rage like this in my life!
15:04I don't quite know what it is that you're so angry about.
15:07But for inflicting damage to this sacred space, your blood will spill here.
15:11I was thinking the same thing.
15:13For all the humiliation you've put me through.
15:16Huh?
15:17I'll make you pay!
15:19Oh, wow.
15:20He said you spoke to the ice.
15:21How pathetic.
15:22I suppose that's the end of it for you.
15:24I was resistant to using this technique when facing such an obvious amateur.
15:31Huh?
15:32I know that's the end of it for you.
15:33Oh, wow.
15:34He said you spoke to the ice.
15:35How pathetic.
15:36I suppose that's the end of it for you.
15:38I suppose that's the end of it for you.
15:41I was resistant to using this technique when facing such an obvious amateur.
15:47Huh?
15:48I know that's stance.
15:51That's his ultimate technique.
15:52Dance of Death!
15:53Dance of Death!
15:54This looks bad.
15:55No one has ever escaped his spin attack before.
15:56Anyone caught a
16:13This looks bad. No one has ever escaped this spin attack before.
16:16Anyone caught in Sanxenian's vortex is left writhing in agony like they're dancing.
16:21I mean, literally, this is the dance of death!
16:34Whoa, perfection.
16:43Ranma, can you stand?
16:52Hang on, how is he still able to move around like that after getting hit by that technique?
17:00Shall we call it a draw?
17:02Ranma was the winner.
17:04Huh?
17:20Deary me, I think he passed out.
17:25Let's draw on his face.
17:27Hey, I want to draw something.
17:28Heck yeah, me too!
17:35I mean, really, you're so immature.
17:37Was it necessary to hit him more than 500 times to beat him?
17:40I don't want to hear it.
17:41He deserved a heck of a lot worse than that after he went and slobbered all over my face.
17:46Is it just me or are you kind of acting fussy?
17:48So what exactly did he do to you?
17:52Nothing. He did nothing.
17:54You were looking real lame out there, Ranma.
17:57Oh, Ryoga.
17:58I never would have gotten myself into a situation like that to begin with.
18:02Yeah, well, if I hadn't been wearing those skates, it would have been a lot easier to-
18:04You think you could have somehow avoided the kiss?
18:07Ah, got it. So someone tried to kiss Ranma earlier today.
18:12Who were you macking on?
18:14Well, I guess the one positive thing you can take from this is that it came from a very sexy man.
18:18It was a man?
18:19It was a man?
18:22There's no reason for you to be ashamed about that.
18:25I guess it'd be a little tragic if it was your first kiss or something.
18:28Oh, well, now I'm sure there's no way that could be the case. Right, Ranma?
18:31Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
18:43Damn it. Why does everybody think it's okay to make fun of me?
18:47No one understands how I feel.
18:50Your back is wide open. Why is your guard down?
18:52You're not still sulking, are you?
18:55Hmm.
18:56Just laugh at me if you think it's so funny.
19:01Oh, come on, it's not that funny!
19:05Wait, that wasn't actually your first kiss, was it?
19:09No, and it's none of your business!
19:11You're right. I'll stop being so nosy then.
19:17You know what I was thinking, though?
19:19Ow!
19:20You probably haven't trained hard enough if that guy was able to plant a big ol' smooch on you like that.
19:24You're always going around talking a big game, but then you tend to let your guard down.
19:32Looks like you've got no room to talk.
19:45Wait! Don't get the wrong idea! I wasn't gonna swoop in and kiss you like that guy or anything!
19:49Yeah, okay, I know that. You don't have the guts to do something like that anyway.
19:54Well, if you keep talking like that, I'm gonna do it!
19:56I'd be very interested to see if you actually can!
20:02Fine. Here I go.
20:04But you gotta close your eyes.
20:05I mean, I-I don't know.
20:19Should we do this? Is it a good idea?
20:22I mean, I-I don't know. Should we do this? Is it a good idea?
20:38It'd be better to do this with someone you like, wouldn't it?
20:50Oh, yeah. I must not be good enough for you.
20:53You know that's not what I was saying!
20:54Because I-I don't want to do it if it's a big deal. You know?
21:10Hurry up and decide if you're gonna do this already! Some of us have stuff to get done!
21:16They're late bloomers!
21:18Hahahaha...
21:20Ahahaha...
21:21Ahahaha...
21:22Ahahaha...
21:23Ahahaha...
21:24Damn you, Ron Masautomi!
21:26The day we face off will be the last one you ever lived through!
21:29Will be the last one you ever lived through!
21:31You're not like, I'm not like you
21:41I'm not like you
21:43I'm not like you
21:47You are just saying, you are always like
21:51I'm not like you
21:55You are like, I'm not like you
21:57The words that I'm in my heart
22:04Are you okay?
22:11I don't want to know you
22:17I don't want to know you
22:20I don't want to be like you
22:23I don't want to be like you
22:26I can't give you
22:31You're alone
22:34I don't want to know you
22:36I don't want to be like you
22:39I only want to be like you
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