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A girl is involuntarily engaged to a boy who turns female when hit with cold water and male when hit with hot. #trendingNOW #viralNOW
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00:00You
00:15What's happening didn't you leave and go back to China
00:18They call me loose the man who is to be Shampoo's future groom fine. I accept your stupid challenge
00:42What are you going to do about that man-to-man promise you me
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03:37You've shriveled since we last met, Ranma.
03:39Put on your glasses, you nearsighted brat!
03:45It's a monster.
03:48You little scamp!
03:50Step into the ring, moose!
03:52Huh?
03:53Ranma? He showed?
03:55Look! Over there!
03:57Shout to him! He showed him!
04:02Sorry for the wait.
04:06Do his clothes seem baggy to you?
04:08Is that really Saltome?
04:10This is how he's supposed to convince us he's a man?
04:13I've been looking forward to this, Ranma.
04:16His opponent acknowledged him.
04:18It has to be Saltome.
04:20This fight between Ranma Saltome and the mystery man moose has begun.
04:24Commentary provided by your boy Fichiro from Furinkan High School.
04:28Alright, let's make this quick.
04:33Here we go! Off to a chaotic start!
04:36What is the meaning of this?
04:37If you don't like it, show me one of your tricks instead.
04:41You dare refer to my sacred techniques as tricks?
04:45You call yourself a master of hidden weapons.
04:47But you're really nothing more than a cheap showman.
04:51Who pulls out discount party goods from under his costume?
04:54Hm. I'm glad you said so.
04:57Because now I'll show you the true terror of my hidden weapons!
05:01Behold! Blow of the chicken egg!
05:07What sort of attack will come from those elegant wing strokes?
05:12That's laying eggs!
05:18The eggs were explosives!
05:20More cheap tricks.
05:22Shut your mouth!
05:23He's like a department store of hidden weapons!
05:28What's the matter? Are you all out of tricks?
05:31Not even close.
05:33Behold my greatest secret technique of all!
05:36He blew himself off!
05:38What the hell was happening?
05:39What the hell was happening?
05:40What the hell was happening?
05:41What the hell was happening?
05:47Full girl transformation!
05:49In a shocking twist, Ranma Saltinei has assumed the appearance of a bunny girl!
05:55Now that's what I call a trick!
05:56So cute!
05:57Like the real thing!
05:58Even dressed as a girl, I'm gonna beat you no problem!
06:02You dare to mock our man-to-man fight, Ranma?
06:04Are you trying to humiliate me?
06:07Now that's impressive!
06:08He's passing off his girl form as a costume!
06:11Yeah, that was a great idea!
06:13But it is a girl's body, after all.
06:15Can he use it to defeat Moose?
06:17I understand now what you're trying to tell me with this!
06:24Huh?
06:26You want to leave the cheap tricks aside and fight with the raw power of our bodies, don't you?
06:32Mystery Man Moose reveals a body as beautiful as any Greek statue I've ever seen!
06:37Yeah, now is my Moose angry?
06:39Ranma can beat anyone in a bare hands fight!
06:42If that's what you want, so be it!
06:43That's not really what I had in mind!
06:47If Ranma stays in girl form, he's bound to lose!
06:51What, Dr. Tofu?
06:52Oh, hi Akane!
06:56Ranma's bound to lose?
07:00Have a taste of my Crop Counter Catch!
07:03Just as I expected!
07:04If Ranma can't recognize his arms and legs are shorter as a girl, then he's doomed!
07:17Why don't you take off that female costume of yours and bite me man to man?!
07:22This punk is good! I can't beat him in this body!
07:25Is that really a costume?
07:29Get off!
07:31I'm not a showcase, you morons!
07:33It's a tornado of kicks!
07:36The costume is being stripped away!
07:38I'm glad I live to see this!
07:40I feel exactly the same!
07:42Time for the finishing blow!
07:43Mind telling me what the hell this is?
07:53It looks like there's a needle at the end of his shoe!
07:56Moose!
07:57You said you'd fight him with nothing but your body alone!
08:00Oh please, who do you think I am?
08:02This is Moose you're talking about.
08:04My hidden weapons are a part of my body!
08:06Let's go!
08:10Whoa! Only one piece left!
08:18Oh god, Intendo! How could you do this to us?!
08:21Quit your whining!
08:23Hey Ranma, is there a reason you aren't fighting as a boy?
08:26Ask the yokai over there.
08:28Who are you calling a yokai?!
08:30It's his full body cat's tongue trigger point.
08:32She pressed it, now he can't touch hot water.
08:34Full body cat's tongue?
08:36Why didn't you mention that to me sooner?
08:38I did what?
08:40Pick off the girl costume!
08:42He missed me!
08:45Huh?
08:46What did you do to him, Dr. Tofu?
08:49To undo the cat's tongue trigger point,
08:52you must trigger instead the point most impervious to heat.
08:55The old Edokoman's trigger point.
08:58Old Edokoman?
08:59It's too hot!
09:00No cool water, you punk!
09:02In other words, I'm afraid to splash him with hot water now!
09:05Not if I have anything to do with it!
09:10You're in my way!
09:12Yeah, that's the idea!
09:13You want him to take off the costume?
09:14What fun is that?!
09:16It looks like the crowd is getting restless.
09:19We'd better finish this.
09:20Moose has just turned his back on Ranma Saotimi!
09:24Now he's assuming a strange pose!
09:26Ranma!
09:28Way to go, Akani!
09:33Face the blow of the ostrich leg!
09:36Oh crap!
09:37Idiot!
09:38Why did you dodge the hot water?
09:39It was the kick he dodged.
09:41You better think first!
09:44Look!
09:45Moose just dropped his glasses!
09:47As nearsighted as he is!
09:48Could this be the end?
09:50I don't think so!
09:54Look at that!
09:55It's a smoke screen!
09:59Now we're even!
10:01That jerk, where's he hiding?
10:05There you are!
10:07Ouch!
10:10This ends now!
10:12From above!
10:15Behold!
10:16Blower of the hawk's talent!
10:19Ranma!
10:27Shish kebab kick!
10:33Don't want you to miss this.
10:34You decided to fight me man to man!
10:38Sure did!
10:40Now go to sleep!
10:46Moose is down!
10:48Ranma Saotimi is victorious!
10:53I guess he's a boy again.
10:54Damn it!
10:56That was most impressive, groom boy.
10:59Oh, what a man!
11:00Serves you right, you old hag!
11:01Here's what I think of your full-body cat's tongue!
11:04I hate to tell you, Ranma.
11:06Huh?
11:07But once the old ethical man trigger point is pressed,
11:09it won't work ever again.
11:12Oh, Shampoo!
11:14Wrong girl, idiot!
11:16If you'd only agreed to marry Shampoo,
11:18I'd gladly turn you back into a man!
11:21Damn you!
11:22Help me a man if it's the last thing I do!
11:24Stupid old hag!
11:26Hey, Akane!
11:27When do you think Ranma is gonna be a boy again?
11:28I wouldn't mind if you stayed a girl forever.
11:30Don't ask me.
11:32No one has that answer.
11:33Hm?
11:34Damn it!
11:39They've gotta find some way to get back at her for doing this to me!
11:40Don't ask me.
11:42No one has that answer.
11:46Hm?
11:47Damn it.
11:48They've got to find some way to get back at her for doing this to me.
11:55Hmm?
12:00What the hell is this?
12:02That's a kid! No way!
12:08Chimpo!
12:09Well, what are you doing here?
12:16I have some fantastic news for you.
12:19I found a revolutionary new pill that you can take to cure full-body cat's tongue.
12:24You mean a Chimpo?
12:26Would these eyes lie to you?
12:31Phoenix pill?
12:32As in, the same phoenix that rose from the ashes in ancient mythology?
12:37It's the champion of heat resistance.
12:40Okay, so where do we find it?
12:42My great-grandma has it.
12:44In that case, fuck my god!
12:46Whoa!
12:48Hey, Shampoo!
12:49Why exactly are you telling us this?
12:51For my one true love.
12:53Rama, in his male form.
12:55Cat cafe.
12:56Is this it?
12:57Are you in here, you old hag?
12:58Aw, look what the cat dragged in.
12:59Are you finally ready to take Shampoo's hand in marriage?
13:01Keep dreaming, you raisin!
13:02That's it!
13:03The phoenix pill!
13:04Hmm.
13:05Huh.
13:21Hm?
13:41She's no match for great-grandma.
13:43Yeah, right. I'm not done yet.
13:50That's it!
13:51Hey, boys! Come on in!
13:57Hey, isn't that Saotome?
13:59I'm sorry to keep you waiting!
14:00Here's your water and for you a menu!
14:02One mixed ramen! Order up!
14:04You got it!
14:05The pill is mine!
14:07You better hold it firmly, kid!
14:11Oh, wow.
14:13Looks like our lunch is levitating.
14:15Okay! Five more ramen ready to go!
14:17Careful, piping hot!
14:19Ah!
14:21Better take him out quick!
14:22You don't want to spill hot ramen on yourself!
14:25Oh, grubble!
14:29I'll get to keep you waiting!
14:39Good afternoon!
14:40I'm trying to keep you waiting!
14:41I'm trying to keep you waiting!
14:43Keep your order! Be right with you!
14:45Why don't you give up?
14:49I've already learned a bunch of new tricks!
14:51What? No!
14:53This is easy!
14:54Hey, groom boy!
14:55Come over here!
14:56Huh?
14:57Uh...
14:58Why would you build a campfire on a hot day like today?
15:03I have in my hands a bag of chestnuts!
15:07Watch closely!
15:08Huh?
15:09Huh?
15:10Think you can do that too?
15:13Uh...
15:14She was so fast, I couldn't see a thing!
15:16Illusionary Feast of God!
15:17Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, right?
15:18Faster that technique!
15:19Then snatching the phoenix pill away from me will be child's play!
15:23Ah ha ha ha!
15:24Chesnuts roasting on an open fire!
15:25Chesnuts roasting on an open fire, right?
15:26Faster that technique, then snatching the phoenix pill away from me will be child's play!
15:29He angry!
15:30Chesaver weapons andぶet have fuegates!
15:31schwwohота who can rip it up!
15:32Have someone hungry!
15:33Get nobody They were hungry!
15:34That wasت!
15:35Better than got them to Makoto, Deo Moro,
15:36they made something better!
15:37edgehammer even so Ок pour looks Felizquencyleading
15:39technique, then snatching the phoenix peel away from me will be child's play, ah-ha-ha!
15:46Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. If I can pull that off, I'll be a boy again.
15:52Let's do this already! I'm all fired up!
15:56It's dangerous to stand on campfires.
16:01You won't get it today. You already fainted from the heat.
16:06Well, everyone, are you all ready?
16:09I'm ready to go, Dad. Where's Ranma?
16:13Probably burning in the garden again.
16:19To change back to a boy, I need the speed of chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
16:24It's impossible. You're already sensitive to heat because of the full-body cat's tongue.
16:29It's hot. It's so hot!
16:32Damn everything!
16:34What do I do? What the hell do I do?
16:43Cheer up, young man. The festival will fix everything.
16:47Huh?
16:50You know they say it's a great way to forget your troubles.
16:53What good is that gonna do?
16:57Unbelievable!
16:58What's wrong with having a little fun?
17:01What are we even doing here, anyway? I don't have time for this nonsense.
17:07Oh, Ranma, he's pretending to have fun for our sense.
17:11Nope, this is 100% him having fun.
17:13One goldfish scoop for 100 yen. If you're able to get them all, it's free.
17:19Here we go.
17:22Here, try again.
17:23We only got it a little wet. That's so odd.
17:26Hmm.
17:28Do these things even work?
17:31Uh, I thought so. I wonder.
17:33They work fine if you're not an absolute klutz.
17:36Hmm.
17:39Now watch this.
17:40Whoa, look at that!
17:41You said if you get them all, it's free, didn't you?
17:43Oh, man, too easy!
17:45Oh, no, I'm in trouble here.
17:49Now for the final challenge.
17:51Hand-catching pirata! Do you dare to accept?
17:54If you don't catch them all, you don't get the goldfish.
17:56Hey, that's not fair!
17:57Hmm.
17:58This could be fun.
18:00You're gonna get this one.
18:01Oh, no, no.
18:02I'm gonna get this one.
18:03Oh, no, no, no.
18:04Oh, no.
18:05I'm gonna get this one.
18:06I'm gonna get this one.
18:07Oh, no, no, no, no.
18:08I'm gonna get this one.
18:09Oh, no.
18:10I'm gonna get this one.
18:11Oh, no.
18:12I'm gonna get this one.
18:13Oh, no, no.
18:14fun you're gonna get bitten i just have to catch them before they bite the key is speed
18:25that's it this game is just chestnuts roasting on an open fire
18:30if i can learn to grab them fast enough by dodging the attacking piranha
18:39it would be the same thing as mastering the technique with fire
18:42right time to train
18:50lai lai welcome everyone this haunted house is operated by the ramen restaurant union
18:58i'm here for the phoenix pill where's the old hag i'm right here
19:05we'll compete inside sounds fun
19:12oh
19:18hey
19:20Get out of my way!
19:27If you don't get out of my way,
19:29then prepare for cake!
19:38If you want the Phoenix pill,
19:40then all you have to do is cross the water.
19:42This will be a piece of cake, Yo-Kai Granny.
19:45Here I come!
19:50Oops!
19:55Your hands are too slow!
19:59It's not over yet!
20:06Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!
20:17Wow, look at that speed!
20:20No!
20:27Not fast enough!
20:38Not fast enough, huh?
20:40Then what am I holding?
20:42Hey, when did you manage to...?
20:44With this, I can handle the hot water again!
20:52This kind of tastes like a gumdrop.
20:54It is a gumdrop!
21:01Cold water, sweet!
21:02Grandma!
21:03Cold water!
21:07Just in case, I switched out the contents of my brooch.
21:11But I see you, Master Chestnuts, roasting on an open fire technique.
21:16That's my road, boy!
21:19I hate you.
21:20Grandma scooped these with his bare hands.
21:21That's amazing!
21:22It's a good thing I brought the tank!
21:23I hate you all so much!
21:27I hate you all so much!
21:28I hate you all so much!
21:29I hate you all so much!
21:31I hate you all so much!
21:35Come to the table, come to the table
21:42If you don't have less than one half of the two
21:43How much fun is it?
21:45I wonder if someone hasn't seen me before,
21:49I can't give up, I can't bend at you
21:51I don't have a deal, I don't have asmart
21:53I don't have a piece of it, but it's never worth it
21:57Happy and sad
22:00When you do your back, should you be ready?
22:04I get lost in myandaag
22:06Even the answer, I ain't 솟
22:08The teacher will never depend energy
22:14The area is stuck without a Chenewan
22:16Even the girl, I always took advantage of
22:18So many girls, can you imagine?
22:22How long is it?
22:23I'm so lucky, and I don't think the heart of grace
22:25I often catch the pumping
22:27I've got to start to do a Ryan詞
22:28I must not Kait س Cait
22:30She's not 계속 Cash nOu
22:33I'll see you next time.
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