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00:00This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
00:18And this is Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts.
00:23They were joined in an arranged marriage by their parents.
00:27However, Ranma has a unique problem.
00:33Every time he gets splashed with cold water, he turns into a girl.
00:39This one's weird.
00:57This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
01:04This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
01:06This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
01:11This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
01:13This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
01:18I don't know.
01:48Get out of here, get out of here
01:52Where are you?
02:18Ah, where did that old prune go to now?
02:37She's trying to escape from me by hiding out here.
02:45Hey, old hag!
02:46I'm getting that phoenix pill today, whether you like it or not!
02:58They're at the beach for the summer?
03:03Oh, right, I see.
03:05That's pretty unfortunate.
03:07It's more than unfortunate.
03:09Without that phoenix pill, I'll spend all summer as a girl.
03:12This sucks big time.
03:13Oh, yeah, I guess you would.
03:14It must be nice spending the summer at the beach.
03:17We haven't spent any time at the beach in years.
03:22That's it!
03:23Your father's going to take you all!
03:24We shall all enjoy a day at the beach together!
03:32No way!
03:33For real?
03:34Are you serious?
03:35There's no need to thank me.
03:37Just looking at your grateful smiles alone is enough to fill me with...
03:41This swimsuit's cute, don't you think?
03:43Oh, yes it is.
03:44We should go and buy it now.
03:46And this one would look perfect on you.
03:48Don't you think it's a bit too easy for me to own that at all?
03:53It would be great if you could get the phoenix pill this time, don't you think, Ranma?
03:57Oh, yeah.
03:58That's all part of my plan, after all.
04:03Once I find that old lady, I'm going to beat her into an old wrinkled pulp!
04:07Hey, you old hag!
04:12Get back here!
04:14Oh, it's Groom Boy.
04:16Stop running away from me and give me that pill right now!
04:24I've got a better idea.
04:26Why don't you take part in that, same boy?
04:29Everybody gather round for this once-in-a-lifetime event!
04:33It's the martial arts watermelon splitting race!
04:37What do we do?
04:38That's pretty straightforward.
04:40Contestants race while attacking each other's watermelons.
04:43The first one to reach the finish line with their watermelon still attacked wins.
04:47That's a dumb kid's game.
04:49But wait!
04:50You're missing the best part!
04:51The winner of this competition will receive a magnificent prize.
04:55A prize that everyone will want to win.
04:59A passionate kiss from Cat Cafe's very own beautiful employee, Miss Shampoo!
05:07Go on!
05:09Woohoo!
05:10Idiots.
05:11There's no way I'd take part in something like that.
05:13Are you sure about that?
05:15Huh?
05:17What?
05:18The pill!
05:19Ugh!
05:22If you really want this, then you'd better win it.
05:27I think that sounds quite fair.
05:30Oh, it's on.
05:31You're going to regret this.
05:43I wonder where Ranma went off to this time.
05:47We should sign up for the race.
05:49I heard people say that the prize is a kiss from a beautiful girl.
05:55Ranma, are you really going to enter the race just to win a kiss from me?
05:59I'm so happy!
06:01No! Get off!
06:03You've got the wrong thing!
06:10Alright, everyone! On your marks!
06:13Get set!
06:16Run yourself, Tomatoes, off to a strong start!
06:18Get out of my way!
06:21I'm going to make sure...
06:24...that Phoenix Pill is mine!
06:26I knew you'd try and stop me somehow!
06:37Did you misunderstand?
06:39I'm just reliving the good old days when I used to play on the beach, that's all!
06:43Oh yeah, and how many centuries ago was that?
06:48You're such an ungrateful brat!
06:52Despite the fact that you're already engaged to Akane, you're also trying to win this game so you can get a kiss from Jampu!
06:59No, you're wrong!
07:00Cut it out, Dad!
07:03So what if Ranma wants to kiss Jampu?
07:05I really couldn't care less, honestly!
07:07She sure isn't acting like someone who doesn't care that much!
07:13You've got this! Do your best!
07:16Only a few competitors remain!
07:18Ranma Soutame, a middle-aged man, and a panda!
07:21Also a creepy mummy!
07:23Who are you calling a creepy mummy?
07:27But wait! There's one more competitor!
07:30It's the short-haired beauty, Akane Tenzo!
07:33She's taking the lead!
07:38No one may pass except Ranma!
07:41Oh wow! In a surprising twist, Jampu has entered the game!
07:45Oh really?
07:47Take this!
07:53Girls shouldn't be playing with swords! It's too dangerous!
07:59I think it's time we all find out what you really want!
08:05Akane or Shampoo, make a decision and kiss the girl you like!
08:11Wow! Another unexpected twist!
08:14This race really has everything!
08:15So?
08:16Which girl will be the one to receive the kiss?
08:18We can't wait to find out!
08:19So? So? So? So?
08:20So? So? So?
08:21If you don't choose me then you won't get the Phoenix pill!
08:24So? So? So? So?
08:25Are you fine with spending the rest of your life as a woman?
08:28So? So? So? So? So? So?
08:35So?
08:38Whoa!
08:42Ranma, wait!
08:44The people are watching!
08:47You're so stupid, we can't!
08:50Get your mind out of the gutter, you old geezer!
08:53It was just a joke.
08:55Die already!
09:00Perfect. I'll land at the finish line.
09:02I don't think so.
09:09So a kiss from Shampoo isn't a good enough prize?
09:12Is that what you're telling me?
09:14How about I agree to let you pass me and win the race?
09:17As long as you agree to marry Shampoo.
09:20I'm only in this dumb race so I can get the phoenix pill.
09:23I'll get past you one way or another!
09:33A duel has started right at the finish line!
09:35It's impossible to know who will win!
09:37No you don't!
09:38It's a draw!
09:39They both beat each other! So they're both out of the game!
09:42Oh no!
09:43But wait!
09:44It looks like near the competitor will stop fighting!
09:46You actually broke my watermelon! Just how on earth did you become that good?
09:56Because of you and all the training you've been putting me through! To thank you from the bottom of my heart!
10:01What?
10:02What?
10:03What?
10:04Oh!
10:05What?
10:06Oh!
10:07What's wrong, Granny?
10:08Looks like you're slowing down!
10:09Old age has finally caught up with you!
10:10Oh!
10:11Something's wrong!
10:12There's no way that old lady could be beaten so easily!
10:14Listen up, old hag!
10:15Listen up, old hag!
10:16If I win this, you have to promise to give me the phoenix pill!
10:17No tricks!
10:18I...I suppose so!
10:19But if I win, then you must be beaten to me!
10:20You must be beaten to me from the bottom of my heart!
10:21From the bottom of my heart!
10:22What?
10:23What?
10:24What's wrong, Granny?
10:25What's wrong, Granny?
10:26Looks like you're slowing down!
10:27Old age has finally caught up with you!
10:28Something's wrong!
10:29There's no way that old lady could be beaten so easily!
10:32Listen up, old hag!
10:33If I win this, you have to promise to give me the phoenix pill!
10:38No tricks!
10:39I...I suppose so!
10:42But if I win, then you must promise me that you'll become Shampoo's groom!
10:46Do we have a deal?
10:49Sure!
10:50I'll be her groom-boy or whatever you want!
10:52I love me!
10:54Ranma!
10:57Then remember this!
10:58A deal is a deal!
11:04Wha...what's with that old Granny?
11:06She's suddenly super strong, dude!
11:08So she was only pretending to be beaten to trick Ranma!
11:11Oh, she's so wise!
11:14How could you get so easily deceived and make a marriage promise like that?
11:18Ranma, you're stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
11:22Alright, enough!
11:23I think your point was made.
11:25I just have to win, right?
11:27So I will!
11:28You'll need at least a hundred years of training to beat me!
11:32Please!
11:35What the heck?!
11:37It's cheating!
11:38Sand-throwing old hag!
11:39Which one are you talking to?
11:41You too!
11:47Seeing as we're all at the ocean, allow me to show you a few water tricks!
11:51It-it's a water spout!
11:52What's more incredible is what's happening INSIDE of it!
11:53What's more incredible is what's happening INSIDE of it!
11:57peurōng
12:01ein-ooh
12:04Matan... it's a water spout!
12:06What's more incredible is what's happening INSIDE of it!
12:08wh-mammen
12:11an hmm Gothania
12:12wha-��
12:14ein
12:16ydip
12:18Rapana
12:19s revitalizing
12:20help her
12:21qual quer
12:23Kill glutam
12:25ame
12:26Not good. She's put Ranma into a headlock. It's over.
12:31Ranma! It's no use! Just give up!
12:34Ranma! If you lose this fight, I'll kill you!
12:46Ah!
12:48Ah!
12:56I don't believe it! That old lady is standing on the ocean! What's going on?
13:03That's not possible.
13:05I'm not surprised, considering it's her.
13:08Because real masters of the arts like her,
13:10they make it look like they're standing on water,
13:13but they're actually balancing on nothing but a twig.
13:23Ah!
13:26Is that a shark?
13:30Yep, that's a shark.
13:33You're cheating!
13:34Nah, no she isn't!
13:36Ha! This shark is nothing compared to what's next!
13:40Nah!
13:42Sharkfish!
13:53Ah!
13:54What? Now there's a shark involved!
13:58A shark!
13:59No, wait!
14:00It's made of water!
14:06And one more!
14:08Take this!
14:12Ah!
14:12Ah!
14:14No!
14:15He'll get killed at this rate!
14:17Stop it! No!
14:18Don't worry, I'm going to save you!
14:31Wonderful!
14:31I didn't know Akane learned how to swim!
14:33She didn't.
14:35As far as I remember,
14:36she's like an anchor.
14:37What the hell, Akane?
14:52Do you think this is how bad?
14:52I had to be crumped!
14:56Oh my, that poor girl has gotten in the way!
15:00I'm sorry, dear, but I need to finish this!
15:02Ah!
15:09Let's dive!
15:14Get it!
15:16The Akane weighing him down,
15:19this is surely game over!
15:21He's already lost.
15:24Sharkfish!
15:25I think you should give up already
15:38There's no way you can beat her
15:40She's right
15:43You should admit defeat now
15:45And prepare yourself to be Shampoo's groom
15:47Hang on
15:52I can win with your help, Shampoo
15:57You'll help me win, right?
16:00Right?
16:01Right?
16:03Ramma, are you really saying you need me?
16:06I can't do this without you
16:08Ramma!
16:11Are you serious?
16:12Are you saying I just get in your way?
16:14Oh yeah, definitely
16:15Shampoo
16:19Shampoo, just don't let go no matter what
16:22I would never
16:23You didn't need to hit him so hard that his face turned red, did you?
16:29Get ready, cause I'm coming after you!
16:33Bringing her makes no difference
16:35I'm still not gonna go easy on you
16:38Bring it on, you old hag!
16:42Okay, so what?
16:43I may sink like an anchor in water
16:45But Shampoo is even worse
16:46She turns into a...
16:48No way!
16:53Ramma's going to use the cat fist!
16:55The cat fist?
16:56That sounds adorable!
16:58An invincible fist that only works
17:00When he turns into a cat!
17:02There's a chance that he might still be able to win this thing!
17:05So which part of it is invincible?
17:16It's a cat!
17:20Hurry up and turn into a cat already!
17:22You're embarrassing us!
17:23It's a cat in my face!
17:26Akane, why?
17:27You know Ramma's afraid of cats!
17:29What's wrong with you?
17:41Oh, is he actually planning to use...
17:45Sharkfish!
17:53No way!
18:01The water is torn apart in the air like tiny wood shavings!
18:18Ah!
18:23What just happened out there?
18:32Anma...
18:58Anma! That's enough!
19:03Don't! She's dangerous!
19:17That's a good kitty.
19:19She... she's having a catnap.
19:22Well, Ranma, what a terrifying attack you have.
19:28Aw, it's okay.
19:32I never expected Groom Boy to be an actual user of Cat Fist.
19:37You know, it's been over 50 years since an opponent has given me this much trouble.
19:41No more! This ends now!
19:46Here.
19:50The phoenix pill?
19:51A prize for fighting well.
19:57We'll meet again!
19:59Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
20:00Ha ha ha ha ha!
20:01Hmm.
20:02Yeah!
20:05Yeah!
20:15Akane.
20:16Um...
20:17Jumping in despite not knowing how to swim with Stu...
20:21Was brave...
20:23Was unnecessary.
20:24That's not right.
20:26I...
20:27What I really mean to say is thank you.
20:30Hmm.
20:31I gotta figure out what to say.
20:34But I have to make sure I get it right.
20:37Hmm.
20:40Thank you very much!
20:42Whoa!
20:43You're very fucking!
20:44I would do anything to help my fiancé.
20:45Ah!
20:46Ah!
20:47Ah!
20:48Ah!
20:49Ah!
20:50Ah!
20:51Ah!
20:52Ah!
20:53Ah!
20:54Ah!
20:55Ah!
20:56Ah!
20:57Ah!
20:58Ah!
20:59Ah!
21:00Ah!
21:01Ah!
21:02Ahh!
21:03Ah!
21:04Ah!
21:05Hey!
21:06Ah!
21:07Ah!
21:08Ah!
21:10Ah!
21:11It's already gone!
21:12How to save him?
21:13Oh, wow!
21:14He got a nose bleed!
21:16Actually, pot it is now!
21:17To's fine!
21:19C 알았어!
21:20Chi-chan!
21:21How to sacrifice Elijah?
21:22Of course!
21:23How to take you?
21:26I haven't given up on you yet.
21:56Happy and sad.
21:59背中合わせどうしてベリー?
22:03慣れ慣れし繋いで
22:05みんなの前で
22:07勘違いされたくなんて
22:13ないないないないないないないと
22:15ストーラブ吹き違え
22:18敵も気だって夢中でも
22:20逆に描いて
22:22逆さえの後もって
22:24さっそくマーキューティー
22:26難しくるんだって
22:28教えてあげないよ
22:30全然 行き違え
22:33優しさに
22:34恋しこれで
22:36返しちゃう
22:37今難しい年頃
22:39ごめんねえは
22:40月のスペシャルフジ
22:41さっかあがいて
22:43隙間で
22:44靴飛ばそう
22:48飛ばそう
22:52難しい年頃
22:54まねえは
22:55月のスペシャルフジ
22:56さっかあがいて
22:58今で靴飛ばそう
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