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00:00You
00:18Where am I? Well, that's nice
00:27What's that?
00:30Oh
00:32What the?
00:34Sao Toomey
00:38Oh no
00:40You're my love
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03:18You're not hoping to cheat on her
03:20That's not very nice
03:22Akane is pure and innocent
03:24And the pigtailed girls are sporty beauty
03:28They're both so cute I simply can't let either of them go
03:31So my heart is crying out for the chance to date the both of them simultaneously
03:36So in other words
03:38You're wanting to two-time this girl
03:41Set them five for four thousand
03:43You heartless entrepreneur
03:45Deal
03:46Cash please
03:48Hey Ranma
03:49Kuno wants to see you
03:51Really?
03:52What does he want now?
03:54What is she up to?
03:58What the hell are you doing?
04:00That's what I want to know
04:02If you wish to give her a gift
04:04Doing so through Ranma would be the most expedited way
04:07No thanks
04:08Whoa
04:09Careful with that
04:10You should just forget about that girl already
04:12What?
04:13If I made a wild guess
04:16I'd bet you'll probably never see her again
04:18Wait
04:19No
04:20Hold on
04:21What did you say?
04:23You should accept that the two of you live in different worlds
04:30Hey man, what if someone was down there?
04:32Never
04:33Never
04:34See her again
04:35Huh
04:37What do you mean by that?
04:38Shao Komei
04:41He's quick when he's running away
04:44Help!
04:51My pigtailed girl
04:52I'm never letting go of you
04:54Apologies in advance for this Ranma
04:56Oh
04:58That's hot
04:59Ranma
05:01Get your hands off me
05:03Stop holding me
05:04You idiot
05:07Do you finally get it now?
05:09See ya
05:12Hold it
05:13I will not be fooled by some cheap party tricks
05:16Party tricks
05:17What?
05:18You don't get it
05:19Huh
05:21Alright
05:22Listen carefully
05:24The girl with the braid
05:25Her body and soul
05:28They all belong to Ranma
05:31Huh?
05:32You understand
05:33Don't you?
05:34You're an enemy of women
05:36Hey!
05:37You're getting the wrong idea
05:38I'll destroy you
05:39I'm using my power to save her
05:40Oh really?
05:42Okay then
05:43If you lose this match you give up on the girl with the braid
05:45Never!
05:46Huh?
05:47Huh?
05:48Woah!
05:49Gotcha!
05:51You can't get away!
05:52Huh?
05:53Oh, no!
05:54You're getting the wrong idea
05:55I'll destroy you!
05:56I'm using my power to save her
05:57Oh really?
05:58Okay then
05:59If you lose this match you give up on the girl with the braid
06:00Never!
06:04Huh?
06:05Whoa!
06:06Gotcha!
06:07You can't get away!
06:11You can't get away!
06:12Hi, Kane.
06:24Just for your information, Kuno can get brutal against men.
06:28All he needs to do is get serious enough about it.
06:31And just for your information, blue panties don't look good on you.
06:36Don't die for all I care!
06:38That's enough playtime!
06:42Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da...
06:45AARGH!
06:49Stay out of the way!
06:52Final blow!
06:54Idiot! Keep your eyes on the fight!
07:04What was all that? The kicks?
07:09Oh, well, uh...
07:12Wow. I think you hit every one of his weak points.
07:15It turns out he was pretty easy to beat.
07:17Was he really, though? I'm fairly sure he got a blow-in.
07:20Hmph. That little baby hit wasn't nothing.
07:23Are you sure you're feeling okay?
07:25I barely remembered, because it doesn't hurt...
07:26Huh? Don't pretend it doesn't hurt when it literally makes you cry!
07:32I knew it. You seemed distracted in the fight earlier.
07:36Huh?
07:36Wait, what? What the heck are these?
07:41You should ask Kuno, not me!
07:43He bought them off of me. I wanted a little extra cash.
07:46You what?
07:47Huh. All these pictures are so boring anyway. Who would even want them?
07:51If we compare the two of us, you don't even have half the sex appeal that I do.
07:57Huh?
07:59Hmm.
08:01You're in bad shape.
08:02Aside from this nasty Bokdo strike, you also have severe contusions and dislocations.
08:09Who was it that did this?
08:10Oh, well, uh...
08:12It was...
08:15Hm?
08:15A girl who suffers from no sex appeal.
08:18Oh, no! Sorry!
08:19Was this your doing, Akane?
08:24Uh, maybe, but it's because...
08:27Pfft. Yeah, now you're doing the cute girl act.
08:30Hm?
08:31Ha! I knew it! It was obvious it was you right away!
08:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
08:36The way you dislocated this joint in particular.
08:39So interesting to see your signature move this way.
08:42Really?
08:42So, you're Ranma, right?
08:47I heard you were chosen to be Akane's fiancée.
08:50Our parents made that decision on their own!
08:52Yes, it's a bit early for all that.
08:55The two of you are still kids.
08:56I guess so.
08:59So I'm still a kid.
09:01Ah! Stop! That hurts!
09:04Oh, well, that's strange.
09:05Where are you still hurting?
09:06What?
09:07Oh, uh...
09:08Huh?
09:09Hey.
09:11Dr. Tofu is very good at his job.
09:15Oh, Ranma.
09:16Hm?
09:16Can we talk?
09:17Yeah?
09:19Regardless of your betrothal,
09:21do try and get along with Akane.
09:23It's not like I go out of my way to pick a fight with her.
09:27She's the one who keeps picking on me.
09:30Hm.
09:31But still, she's a real sweet girl.
09:33She...
09:33You'll understand one day.
09:40What were you two talking about?
09:42Eh, nothing.
09:43Only that you're a lot to handle,
09:45because you're such a tomboy.
09:47Coming at me?
09:49I see.
09:50Huh?
09:50I was just kidding.
10:03Getting all girly and heartbroken now.
10:05What are you trying to say?
10:07Uh, there you are.
10:08I almost didn't recognize you without you getting mad at me.
10:11What'd you say?
10:12Whoa!
10:13Get back here!
10:14Too slow!
10:15Four, three, two, one.
10:20Whoa!
10:22What's the matter with you?
10:24My legs.
10:26Ugh, that jerk.
10:28He must have done something when he patted my back earlier.
10:33All right.
10:34Yes, I don't have a choice.
10:36Uh, wait.
10:37What are you doing?
10:38Piggyback.
10:39You can't walk, can you?
10:40I...
10:40No way!
10:42That's so embarrassing for a minute!
10:44That's cold!
10:46It shouldn't be a problem if we're both girls.
10:51I'm not too heavy, am I?
10:53Stop worrying about it.
10:55You can't even stand up.
10:57She's a real sweet girl.
10:59I guess she can be.
11:01You'll understand one day.
11:03Nope.
11:03Still not getting it.
11:08Mr. Sotome, and Ranma too, your breakfast is ready now.
11:18Oh, thanks for coming and telling us, Kasumi.
11:25You got a job?
11:27You planning on working part-time in a zoo?
11:29Because, uh...
11:30Could you pass the soy sauce?
11:32Morning training, huh?
11:33Well, good for you.
11:35Good morning.
11:37Ah!
11:38That is hot!
11:39Come on now, Ranma!
11:40Are you missing any sense of modesty?
11:47Oh, to hell with all that.
11:49Screw modesty.
11:50You have no shame.
11:52Like a tomboy has any right to try and shame me.
11:55Before I forget, could you two stop by Dr. Tofu's office on your way back?
12:00If it's okay, I'd like you to return the book I borrowed.
12:03You can't do it yourself?
12:07I'm a little too busy today.
12:09Oh, okay.
12:10Yeah, I guess I can go do it.
12:12But that would be the perfect excuse.
12:14We'll be late.
12:17Ah, no.
12:23Kane, wait just a second!
12:24Shut up!
12:27Ranma, you need to keep that big mouth shut.
12:29Come on now, what's that supposed to mean?
12:31I was clear! Keep that big mouth of yours shut!
12:35Uh...
12:35Uh...
12:37This is why I was telling you to wait.
12:39I didn't realize...
12:40Uh...
12:40What the hell are you all doing?
12:43Wanting a free show?
12:44Who wants to go first?
12:48Akane Tendo.
12:54We will no longer challenge you to fights!
12:56What?
12:57We all agreed!
13:00We decided to accept the fact that you're engaged now!
13:04That's what this is about.
13:06But why now?
13:07Well, rumor has it that Ranma Saotomei defeated me.
13:12Which is such an absurd falsehood.
13:15However, I refuse to be defeated!
13:19Kuno was the strongest person left at Furinkan High School.
13:22But he was also the biggest pervert of us all!
13:25What on earth did you just call me?
13:27I won't give up.
13:29I'll battle any coward like Ranma.
13:32They can kick me a hundred times over.
13:34I refuse to process the pain.
13:36Who do you think you're calling a coward?
13:38Hmm?
13:39You don't have to be such a Thor loser, you know!
13:42Whoa!
13:43Whoa!
13:43Whoa!
13:44Whoa!
13:45Whoa!
13:45Whoa!
13:45Whoa!
13:45Whoa!
13:45Whoa!
13:45Whoa!
13:45Whoa!
13:46Whoa!
13:46Whoa!
13:46Whoa!
13:47Whoa!
13:47Whoa!
13:47Whoa!
13:48Whoa!
13:48Whoa!
13:49Whoa!
13:49Whoa!
13:50Whoa!
13:51Whoa!
13:51Whoa!
13:52I can't remember what gender you are.
13:54I've missed you so.
13:56But wait a sec.
13:57I thought Akane was the one you liked.
13:59Of course I do.
14:00She's watching, you know.
14:02Hmm?
14:03How did I not realize, Kuno, if you like her more, then I'll happily step aside.
14:10Well, Akane Tendo.
14:12What are you talking about?
14:13Her offer to step aside is so endearing.
14:16And she's so adorable, I can't let go.
14:19I love both of you!
14:21Whoa!
14:22Whoa!
14:23Whoa!
14:24Huh?
14:24Huh?
14:25Huh?
14:26Huh?
14:26Huh?
14:27Huh?
14:27Huh?
14:28Huh?
14:28Huh?
14:29Huh?
14:29Huh?
14:30Huh?
14:30Huh?
14:31Whoa!
14:31Whoa!
14:32Whoa!
14:32Whoa!
14:33Whoa!
14:33That was great, Satome!
14:35Well, yeah.
14:36Didn't he study acrobatics or something when he went to China?
14:39It was Kenpo!
14:40By the way, how far have you gotten with Akane?
14:43Huh?
14:44Come on, we know she's your fiance.
14:46Don't play dumb.
14:47Huh?
14:48So you guys must be doing some pretty freaky stuff, am I right?
14:51No, nothing.
14:52You liar!
14:53I bet you two are crazy dirty.
14:55How much insane sex shit do you do every day, bro?!
14:57We don't do anything!
14:59Huh?
15:00Get in Akane!
15:01Yeah!
15:02Way to go!
15:03Oh, right!
15:04Now it's our turn!
15:05Damn, look at how cute she is!
15:06Huh?
15:07That girl is in no way cute.
15:08Besides, she has a crush on someone else anyway.
15:10Yeah?
15:11Hey, Satome!
15:12Aren't you supposed to be a Kenpo expert?
15:14Mm-hmm.
15:15I guess Kenpo doesn't do too much blocking or dodging.
15:16I was a little distracted.
15:17I'm sorry.
15:18Does it still hurt?
15:19Hey, I've apologized to you like 30 times now.
15:22Oh, hey!
15:23Oh, hey!
15:24Oh, hey!
15:25Oh, hey!
15:26Oh, hey!
15:27Oh, hey!
15:28Oh, hey!
15:29Oh, hey!
15:30Oh, hey!
15:31Oh, hey!
15:32Oh, hey!
15:33Oh, hey!
15:34Oh, hey!
15:35Oh, hey!
15:36Oh, hey!
15:38Oh, hey!
15:39Oh, hey!
15:40Oh, hey!
15:41Oh, hey!
15:42Oh, hey!
15:43Oh, hey!
15:44Oh, man!
15:45What are you doing here in the street?
15:47Really?
15:48So, my new hire is your father.
15:51You two don't look much alike.
15:53By the way, what happened to your face?
15:55Accident in P.E. class.
15:57I have an ointment that'll work wonders on that.
16:00Just one second.
16:10Hm?
16:13So, why did you pick up the phone?
16:15Hello?
16:16How can I help you today?
16:18Uh...
16:20Sure.
16:21Understood.
16:22Okay, bye.
16:23I'm gonna head home.
16:25Did something end up happening?
16:27No, not really.
16:28Great!
16:29Why are you heading off in such a rush?
16:31I mean, you like the doctor.
16:32Hm?
16:33Hm?
16:35Stop it.
16:36There's already another person that he likes, okay?
16:41That was her on the phone.
16:43She said she'll be coming over soon.
16:46Hello, good afternoon.
16:49Whoa!
16:50She's the one he has a crush on?
16:53He's got a type-
16:54Not her!
16:56You're leaving already, Kasumi?
16:58Just heading to the chiropractor.
17:00Kasumi?
17:03Dr. Tofu has a crush on Kasumi.
17:07It's obvious from the way he acts.
17:09Hey, you two.
17:10What are you doing out here?
17:11Uh...
17:12Nothing at all.
17:13Right?
17:14Uh...
17:15So much for heading out.
17:16Now, let's see the damage.
17:17Oh, a mark from a ball.
17:18Akane must have hit this one, right?
17:19Uh...
17:21The depth and angle of the stitches were what ultimately gave it away.
17:24Wow.
17:25So, you can tell how it was.
17:26You can see the damage.
17:27Oh, a mark from a ball.
17:29Akane must have hit this one, right?
17:31Uh...
17:32The depth and angle of the stitches were what ultimately gave it away.
17:36Wow.
17:37So, you can tell how feral she is just from that.
17:40Come on!
17:41You weren't paying attention, so this is your fault!
17:44Oh.
17:45Uh...
17:46Sorry.
17:47I was just joking around.
17:52Dummy.
17:53There's nothing wrong with it.
17:54You know, it's good to stay active.
17:56But still...
17:57It's good that you're so healthy.
17:59Not sexy, though.
18:02Good afternoon!
18:04Oh, Kasumi.
18:06Uh...
18:07Uh...
18:08Uh...
18:09Hello?
18:10Did I hear a wet snap just now?
18:13Hey!
18:14Kasumi!
18:15Uh...
18:16Hi, Ranma!
18:17What's wrong?
18:18Nothing wrong.
18:19He started coming in recently.
18:21Right, Ranma?
18:23Hey, Doc?
18:25So, uh...
18:26How can I help you?
18:27Oh, yes!
18:28Bringing back the book I borrowed.
18:29Hey, Doc!
18:30Also, I wasn't sure if you wanted these.
18:33Oh, thank you.
18:35It's a mask, isn't it?
18:37No, that wasn't the gift.
18:39Dr. Tofu.
18:41Ow.
18:42This is great.
18:43I'm stuck.
18:44Actually, that's the plate.
18:46Doctor!
18:48Something I can help you with?
18:50My neck hurts.
18:51Another injury?
18:52All right, then.
18:53Are you serious?
18:54Sit, sit.
18:55I can fix that right up, actually.
18:57Here...
18:58I'm sorry, Mr. Saotome.
19:00Would you mind getting Kasumi some tea?
19:04Dr. Tofu is always so funny to watch, wouldn't you say?
19:07Oh, you think?
19:09He never acts like this whenever you're not around, big sister.
19:13Oh?
19:26What's she doing?
19:27Is she crying?
19:34I don't like feeling this way.
19:36Well, I guess that proves you're fine.
19:47Please don't tell me that was your crappy attempt at cheering me up.
19:50Upsy daisy.
19:51What's that supposed to mean?
19:53Of course I was.
19:56Oh, my neck is fixed.
20:01Okay.
20:02Wanna keep me company?
20:06Come on, take a swing!
20:10Oh, no.
20:11Here I come!
20:16Whoa!
20:17I'm trying to blow off some steam here, so stop playing and let's go!
20:23Come on, now.
20:24Doesn't it get tiring being this angry all the time?
20:27You don't need to worry about that!
20:31You know what I was thinking?
20:32You're really cute when you smile.
20:36Huh?
20:39Gotcha!
20:45No fair!
20:46That one doesn't count!
20:48Let's go again!
20:49You're really cute when you smile.
21:03Did he mean that?
21:06that what's with this face you got going on that's a creepy smirk so your neck still hasn't
21:27healed yet it was healed for like a minute
21:57宝の言葉が私の心を惑わせるの
22:12全言でかいあんたなんて興味ないこれ以上知りたくない
22:21好きじゃないはず嫌われたくない届けないの
22:31単純明快あんたなんて興味ないフリをしてるだけ
22:40私だけに優しいのはずるいよ
22:51ずるいよ
22:54ずるいよ
23:21ご視聴ありがとうございました
23:24ご視聴ありがとうございました
23:26ご視聴ありがとうございました
23:56ご視聴ありがとうございました
23:59ご視聴ありがとうございました
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