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00:00This is Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts.
00:16This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
00:25These two were arranged to be married by their parents.
00:28Hey, what's your deal?
00:30You're so annoying!
00:32But Ranma has a little problem.
00:34You gotta be kidding!
00:36He transforms into a girl when splashed with cold water.
00:58You're so annoying!
01:00You're so annoying!
01:02You're so annoying!
01:04How does it do you know when splashed with cold water?
01:06You're so annoying.
01:08Look out!
01:10You're so annoying!
01:12So
01:42I'm going to go back to the next episode.
02:12Master? Master Kuno!
02:27Oh, my pigtail girl. Akane Tender.
02:32Today, you must choose once and for all which one of us you love.
02:40Both of course!
02:42You have to pick only one. It's time to make... a decision!
02:52Huh?
02:53P-Chon.
03:08Hm?
03:12Hm?
03:13Huh?
03:14It's clear now.
03:16Akane Tender. I'm here to give you my answer.
03:20Your answer? What are you even talking about?
03:26Yo! The great Kuno! What brings you here today?
03:32Hey, Ranma! You haven't finished your training!
03:36Stay off my head, fatty!
03:37Stop getting distracted!
03:39I hate you, you damn bastard!
03:41So, as I was saying, I agree with you. It's time I made it clear who I'm in love with.
03:49Here, accept these roses as a token of my love.
03:55That's gonna be a pass.
03:57That's gonna be a pass.
03:59That's gonna be a pass.
04:00That's gonna be a pass.
04:01That's gonna be a pass.
04:02You're not the one I'm professing my love to!
04:05And yet, I am the one that you're always bothering.
04:07Who knows when or where I'll ever see my pigtail girl again.
04:11You, on the other hand, are always nearby to be loved.
04:17Is that so? Huh?
04:20Hey, Kuno, turn around! For a surprise!
04:28Oh, it's my pigtail girl.
04:34Huh?
04:39Huh?
04:40I can't let either one of you go!
04:42What's he talking about?
04:43Who knows?
04:45All right, how's this?
04:47This next Sunday, why don't the two of you come visit my house?
04:51And whichever one of you arrives first will be the one I go out with.
04:55Okay, I have chosen!
04:59Forgive me, you two.
05:01But I'm afraid I have to choose.
05:03Okay, you big idiot.
05:05We've heard just about enough of your crap!
05:07I'll be waiting for you!
05:10I see, a Miss Martial Arts delivery race, huh?
05:21Right.
05:22The first shop that delivers to the designated house will be the winner.
05:25Are you interested?
05:26Hmm, let me think about it.
05:30If you win, we'll make you chairperson of the shopping plaza.
05:33You can both manage events and increase your customer flow.
05:37Sounds tempting, huh?
05:38That does sound tempting, but you should be aware that my granddaughter is a battle-hardened fighter.
05:54Are you sure she can participate?
05:57It doesn't sound like much fun if it's obvious, I'll win.
06:00Don't you worry about that.
06:02We have a dependable delivery girl on our side.
06:04Exactly!
06:05This race won't be so easy to win as you might think.
06:10The strongest martial arts delivery girl?
06:13Yeah, Akane has won the race every year so far.
06:16She's in high demand with every shop in the plaza.
06:19Thank you for the great meal.
06:21Of course.
06:22Mmm, this is good.
06:25Unagi Man gets her this year.
06:27Yes!
06:31Huh?
06:31They didn't bring us this food because of you.
06:34Aren't you supposed to starve then?
06:36Well, why don't you just join the race instead, since you live here?
06:39Well, too, but it's just for girls.
06:41Oh!
06:49My!
06:50You're a lively girl, aren't you?
06:53That better be a way of saying I get free ramen.
07:03Aww!
07:04That looks so cute on you.
07:06Oh, you think so?
07:08Counting on you for another win this year, Akane.
07:11All right, Dad, but this is going to be the last year you get to sell me off.
07:15There, there.
07:16We believe in you, Akane, okay?
07:19Oh, Rama, I knew you'd join the race.
07:21Yeah, you know, just for fun.
07:23Shampoo!
07:26Great, Rama!
07:27Listen up.
07:29This race is the perfect opportunity to win Groom Boy's heart forever.
07:33I thought so, too.
07:35We shall both show him all of the intricacies of the Cat Cafe's delivery techniques.
07:41Huh?
07:42Old Hag?
07:46Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for your patience.
07:49In just a few moments, the annual Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race will begin.
07:53With live commentary brought to you by your very own Ichiro from the Furikan High School Radio Club.
07:59In this race, the winner is the first person to successfully deliver their food to the house selected by lottery.
08:05There are no rules.
08:06Interference is allowed and deliveries can be made by any means necessary.
08:09However, the food must be delivered in a state worthy for enjoyment.
08:14Okay, now then, let me dive right into the introduction of this year's key participants.
08:20First, we have Tsuyoko Sarashina, a traditional delivery girl from the Soba restaurant, Chojua.
08:25Lateral Koguruma, a fearless wild racer from the pizza restaurant, Buono.
08:29Ranma Saochame, a giant rookie making her debut from the ramen restaurant, Daikenki.
08:34You all know our reigning champion, the Empress of Martial Arts Delivery, Akane Tendo,
08:38this year representing the Unagi restaurant, Kabayoshi.
08:41And lastly, our dark horse.
08:43We have Shampoo, the Chinese national of unknown potential from the restaurant, Cat Cafe.
08:49With such a strong field of competition,
08:52it's likely everyone will have to fight harder than ever for final victory.
08:55Now, please draw for the destination house.
08:58The Arai-style rotating lottery machine begins to turn.
09:01And there it is!
09:02The destination house has now been randomly selected.
09:05Please direct your attention this way,
09:07because this lucky house will be the final destination for our beautiful delivery girls.
09:12The race is about to begin!
09:21Here we go!
09:22The Anything Goes Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race has officially begun!
09:27Hey, Ranma, wanna make a bet?
09:29If I win, then you go on a date with me.
09:32A date?
09:33This race is a one-on-one battle between us anyway.
09:38Looks like you forgot about someone.
09:41This race is mine.
09:43There aren't any rules in this race, right?
09:45So it sure there'll be a problem if I do this!
09:47No, no! The Carrying Box is a complete mess inside!
09:55Participant Tsuyuko Sarashina from Jojuan has been disqualified!
09:59Huh, not too bad.
10:00Well, how did you do that?
10:02It's a secret technique, Carrying Box Flip-Over.
10:05Huh?
10:05When it comes to a delivery race, even Groove Boy is no match for shampoo!
10:11Think so, huh?
10:13Okay, this'll be fun, then.
10:15If I win, we'll go on a date, okay?
10:17Yeah, I'll go on a date or whatever you want.
10:19Ranma!
10:21Ah!
10:29Away, Ranma!
10:30You have to fight me!
10:33He gets faded so easily!
10:34Akane Tendo, pigtail girl, which one will be the first to jump into my arms?
10:48Then I'll have to let one go.
10:50Still, I must accept whoever wins.
10:53Forgive me.
10:54Forgive me.
10:59Congratulations, sir.
11:00Your house has been selected as the goal for the Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race.
11:05You fool!
11:05Who said I'd go out with you, you bastard?
11:13Grandma, you really don't want to go on a date with me, do you?
11:16Aw, what's the matter?
11:18If you want to go on a date so badly, just flip my bowl over.
11:27Psych! Gotcha.
11:30I see now.
11:36You really don't want to go on a date with me, huh?
11:40Well, uh...
11:42Hey! Don't be silly!
11:46There's no need to cry about it!
11:48It's a killer hunt!
11:59Oh, please get it off!
12:02Are you sane again?
12:16Oh! The ramen!
12:18Oh, no!
12:19I can still make it!
12:21Huh?
12:22That's not fair!
12:24Really? Even though I saved you?
12:27You... got it!
12:28I'm not going to lose!
12:32I'm not going to lose!
12:37Thank you for waiting!
12:38I don't know!
12:39Yeah!
12:41Oh, my goodness! I can't believe my eyes!
12:44Who would have thought we could have a three-way tie?
12:46Uh, why is Kuno a part of this, exactly?
12:49Beats me.
12:52Now, the Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race is coming down to the wire!
12:57Since the final three contestants finished at the same time,
13:00we'll hold a tiebreaker match to determine the winner!
13:03Akunatendo, pigtailed girl,
13:06I knew the two of you would come.
13:09But what I didn't know is...
13:10is how deeply in love you both were with the...
13:13Hey, pugs! Keep dreaming!
13:16There is one rule for the tiebreaker match!
13:18In order to find the winner,
13:20the man you just sent flying must finish one of these three meals first!
13:24What? Oh, crap!
13:25Now, let the final race begin!
13:28I will be the winner!
13:30You want to go out with me, too?
13:32Not so fast!
13:33You're gonna eat my ramen, and you're gonna like it!
13:36I decided I'll go out with you!
13:38I'm not asking you to go out with me!
13:41All right, here I go!
13:43Over here, Kudo Onagi!
13:46Yes, ma'am?
13:47I won't let you!
13:52I will win, and get my date.
13:55You can't sell me.
13:58Masha's delivery special tech!
14:00Choumen's strike!
14:01What the...
14:02Yakisoba noodles are flying everywhere!
14:04Unbelievable!
14:05What's going on?
14:06They're the Cat Cafe's extra-firm signature noodles.
14:09Once they wrap around your face,
14:11they're impossible to loosen,
14:12no matter how hard you pull.
14:14If you don't want to suffocate...
14:17Hmm?
14:22Figtail girl, you...
14:23You took the hits for me?
14:25I'll gobble up these noodles at once!
14:28I'll save you if it's the last thing I do!
14:33Whoa!
14:35Ranma!
14:36What are you doing?
14:37Eat the noodles!
14:40That's me, Ranma.
14:41Never gives up.
14:44What's that?
14:45Where are we?
14:57Hmm.
14:59The Kuno Family Basement Dojo.
15:02Your love for me is too much to bear.
15:05It'll be a strain on who I choose.
15:07Now that we're here, there's only one option.
15:10We'll try to live here together in peace!
15:12You're wide open!
15:25Ranma!
15:26Catch it!
15:28I guess I don't have a choice, do I?
15:31Meow.
15:32Meow.
15:34Meow.
15:35Meow.
15:35Meow.
15:35Meow.
15:35Meow.
15:36Meow.
15:36Meow.
15:36Meow.
15:37Meow.
15:38Meow.
15:39Meow.
15:40Meow.
15:41Meow.
15:42Meow.
15:42Meow.
15:47Hmph.
15:47No more, Unagi.
15:49Looks like you're out, Akane.
15:50How...
15:51How dare you!
15:55Hmph!
15:56That's right!
15:57Tuck in your turn and go home!
15:58Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
16:06Eh...
16:07Eh...
16:08Uh...
16:09Kanahi?
16:10Shampoo...
16:11Shampoo...
16:12Have fun in the catch!
16:16Whoa!
16:17What are you doing?!
16:18Hand me the water, Kuno!
16:20Anything for you.
16:22I'm so happy!
16:23I'm so happy!
16:24Ranma!
16:25I knew you'd always be as hard to protect me!
16:28Ranma, you idiot!
16:29Why are you sticking up for shampoo?!
16:30Why?!
16:31You know why!
16:32It seems a love triangle situation is unfolded before our eyes!
16:35This is certainly a strange turn of events!
16:36Let's run out so we'll fall away together and have our dates!
16:44Oh, give me a break!
16:45What the hell do you think you're doing?!
16:46You jerk!
16:47Why'd you take Shampoo's side?!
16:48Somebody's upsetting I don't!
16:49Hey, hey!
16:50Ladies, please!
16:51You must stop all this fighting over me!
16:53Who the hell would ever fight over you, huh?!
16:56Oh!
16:57Who the hell and what are you all doing?!
17:06Somebody's upsetting I don't.
17:10Hey, hey!
17:12Ladies, please!
17:13You must stop all this fighting over me!
17:19Huh?
17:25Ah!
17:28A cat!
17:29Oh, it's a cat!
17:30Get it off!
17:35Ah!
17:36A cat!
17:49No!
17:50I can't believe this!
17:53Now you can't believe it!
17:54Hey, wait, wait!
17:55Hold on!
17:56Here, just put this on.
18:01If I do, can we go on the date, then?
18:03Give it up!
18:08Grandma Sao Tome!
18:10How dare you openly enjoy such an indecent act in my house!
18:15Divine punishment!
18:19Hmm?
18:20Hey, Kuno!
18:21Hmm?
18:22Here.
18:26Akane Tendo, I'm forever in your death!
18:29Take this, you shameless bastard!
18:32Shut up!
18:33This wouldn't have happened in the first place if you had just shut up and ate the ramen!
18:39Stop distracting me!
18:41You don't get to tell Tatewaki Kuno what food he has to put in his mouth!
18:46So he doesn't realize that this is the same ramen?
18:50What an offensive suggestion!
18:52That I would eat unacceptable soggy ramen!
18:55Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
18:57Special delivery strike!
19:00Huh?
19:01Into puppet grip!
19:03This could all be over if you eat the ramen.
19:06Hmm, huh?
19:07Don't you realize yet, you fool?
19:09Even if you take away the freedom of my arms, you can never make me eat that unless you open my mouth as well!
19:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:18Uh, you realize your mouth is wide open, don't you?
19:21Did you see that?!
19:22The ramen has now just entered Kuno's mouth to be chewed and swallowed!
19:26Thus, the winner is...
19:28Ugh!
19:29Disgusting!
19:30Whoa!
19:31Never mind!
19:32He's not eating!
19:33This doesn't count!
19:34We can't consider this!
19:40Huh?
19:41What's happening?
19:49Ah, what's going on?
19:55Help.
19:57What? Hot water column!
20:11Oh, pig-tailed girl, there you are.
20:25Just who I wanted to see.
20:28Wow! By-chisman Grandma Sautebe has appeared out of the cold water column.
20:32Not only that, but I still see a little ramen remaining in her bowl.
20:35Oh, but this, this...
20:37If she can't make him eat this, it will not qualify as a win.
20:43Uh, order up?
20:46Ah, thank you for the meal.
20:53He's eating it.
20:55Whoa! And with that, the log battle has finally reached the conclusion!
21:00And now I will announce the winner of this year's Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race!
21:05Muran Masautome from Ramen Daik Heike!
21:09Heck yeah!
21:14So tell us, Kuno, how did the ramen taste?
21:17So good. The greatest seasoning is her love.
21:21Congratulations on your victory!
21:23What led you to this win?
21:25Like he said...
21:27Must be love.
21:28Don't forget to keep the enjoy from the studio.
21:30I'm going to call for what is the drink?
21:35The competition has vain.
21:37I'm going to call for what I want to do.
21:38It's 20 to 100 percent!
21:39Why is it a hit?
21:40To be love.
21:41Can't you ask?
21:42I am not a hit.
21:43I am not a hit.
21:44I am too late.
21:45I am too late.
21:46But I cannot be lazy.
21:47It's nothing that you can do.
21:49I am not gonna die.
21:50It's a crash.
21:51I am not a hit.
21:52I am too late.
21:53What if I like?
21:54What if I like?
21:55What if I like?
21:56What if I like?
21:57Happy answer, I'll be with you.
22:00What if I like?
22:02How do you like?
22:04I'm going to connect with you.
22:06I'm going to connect with you.
22:08I'm going to be confused.
22:15I'm going to be right here.
22:52Transcription by CastingWords
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