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Scrawny high school student Hobin Yu is probably the last guy you'd expect to star in a NewTube channel that revolves around fighting. But after following some advice from a mysterious NewTube channel, Hobin is soon knocking out guys stronger than him and raking in more money than he could have ever dreamed of. #trendingNOW #viralNOW @anime
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00:00NUTUBERS BANK WHILE MY LIFE'S A LIVING HALF!
00:06NUTUBERS BANK WHILE MY LIFE'S A LIVING HALF!
00:08Are you crazy?
00:09Welcome in!
00:10May I take your aura?
00:11All good stepping out of his lane, isn't he?
00:13Did you get in a fight?
00:14It says my revenue is over 30,000 yen already!
00:17I can help you rake in the dough, my guy!
00:30Set!
00:32Go go!
00:32Go go go go, go go!
00:35The game is gone.
00:36You have to live...!
00:37It's a bad thing.
00:38It's a bad thing.
00:40No feel like I'm sick.
00:41No feel like I'm hungry.
00:42No milk is hungry.
00:44No doubt I can't burn it.
00:46No doubt I can't ride it.
00:47I've gotta dig it down.
00:48You can just climb a spinning way, where's my next one?
00:50Oh, I've got a key machine, so we've covered it.
00:53I've got azwag bait, the drop burst, I've got a lead.
00:56I'm a literary pack.
00:57I'm a sports game, so I'm born again!
00:59My heart breath breath breath breaking
01:03This life will be the same
01:06Or death breath breath faking
01:09Whatever time ever
01:12First time, are you ready? Second time
01:15Are you ready? Did it know?
01:18My baby, I'm breathing, boy
01:22Now wake up, mother wake up
01:24I got the power
01:26I got the power
01:28A hit, Adam saw it
01:31I got the power
01:34I got the power
01:35objections, baby
01:37Oh, if I got the power
01:39I got his mind and I cry
01:41Now wake up, mother wake up
01:44I got the power
01:47I got the power
01:48I got the power
01:50I got the sperms, baby
01:52Now two or three
01:54I got the power
01:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:58I'm gonna wake up,
02:00I'm gonna wake up,
02:01I'm the boss coming,
02:02I'm the Jojo.
02:13What's up, guys?
02:14It's your boy, Paco, here.
02:16We're live in class.
02:19We're celebrating a massive
02:21700,000 subscriber milestone.
02:23And it's all thanks to you out there.
02:25For my lunchtime livestream today, please welcome my classmate and fellow YouTuber with all the stylish beauty tips, Miss Rumi.
02:33I'm still pretty new, so don't forget to smash that subscribe button.
02:37I'll try not to disappoint, just don't go too hard on me, okay?
02:41So why don't you tell our viewers a little bit about your channel? Go on.
02:46Oh yeah, I do makeup tutorials for students.
02:49You say you brought a model to show off your skills, right?
02:52Yep, I worked super hard on his makeup, so feel free to take notes.
02:59It's all new-tubu this and new-tubu that.
03:03This sucks ass.
03:05I mean, if they're gonna use me, the least they could do is give me a cut.
03:09What's going on?
03:10Snapper! Get this shot!
03:12On it.
03:14Hey, buddy.
03:16We want all our viewers to feel welcome now, don't we?
03:19Would it kill you to smile more?
03:23Now, you better not forget to like this video and subscribe, because one of you lucky ducks is getting a brand new gaming PC.
03:32Liar. Just a scam like always.
03:35Alright, smile for the men, buddy! Let's say hi!
03:38Damn. Why would this crap come off?
03:50I don't want to go to school anymore.
03:53You're probably wondering why I put up with this.
03:56Paco here's a new-tuber with an astonishing 700k subs.
04:01His grades are terrible, but he's talented enough to make bread.
04:04Then there's the newbie-tuber, Rumi.
04:08She doesn't really need talent with looks like that.
04:11Everyone's got something that makes them special.
04:14Everyone except for me, that is.
04:16I'm not the best student, and I'm not rich.
04:20Basically, I'm nothing.
04:23Man, I can't believe she did the back of my neck, too.
04:26Hey! Thanks for nothing, Ugo!
04:28And when I tell you to smile, you better frickin' smile!
04:31We won't thrive!
04:33That means no we do's, man!
04:35You trying to ruin me or what?
04:38Snapper.
04:40Paco's cameraman and right-hand leech.
04:42He's just another bully in their tribe.
04:45Am I some kind of joke to you, you annoying little tot-
04:47Hothead. But the dude can't fight.
04:55Hey, Paco!
04:57Look at his dumb face!
04:59Oh, man.
05:00I've been stepping out of his lane, isn't he?
05:03Yeah, and he's so scary, I almost pissed myself!
05:06And this is how Snapper does it.
05:07Make sure we're live for-
05:08He volunteers to be Paco's cameraman so he can piggyback on his status.
05:12He's a strategist.
05:14You got a problem, bro?
05:17That's the pecking order for you.
05:19And I'm on the bottom.
05:19Wait, for real?
05:20It says my revenue is over 30,000 yen already!
05:24Thanks for everything, Paco!
05:2630,000?
05:28They barely did anything and they made 30 freaking thousand on our lunch break!
05:33I'm sure you can repay me somehow.
05:35Just wait and see!
05:38Whoa!
05:39I think I could be a new-tuber.
05:41Should I try?
05:43Huh?
05:44I've filmed so many videos, I think I'm ready for this, bro.
05:48Snapper a new-tuber?
05:49I mean, I was thinking the same thing, but still.
05:53Hey Paco, if I was going to start my own channel, what kind of stuff would I need?
05:58Snapper the new-tuber, huh?
06:00You're going to need your parents' bank account info, bro.
06:03You're a miner, you can't monetize your channel yet.
06:06Oh man, really?
06:07I got caught using my parents' savings a while back, so let's just say I don't have access
06:12to their account right now.
06:16Oh, I know.
06:19Did your mom kick the bucket, or is she still alive?
06:27Who cares?
06:27She's sick, right?
06:28Let me borrow her bank account, bro.
06:35Dude!
06:36Did you just ask if his mom kicked the bucket?
06:39If you want to use the kid, you could have at least asked nicer.
06:42Uncle, you should have apologized.
06:45You think?
06:46Good looking out, you two.
06:47I almost became the bad guy there.
06:51That was it.
06:53I should have punched him right then and there.
06:56But I couldn't do it.
06:58I'm sorry I failed you, Mom.
06:59I'm so tired of being stuck in this bed.
07:09I can get up and leave whenever I want, you know.
07:11Quit lying to yourself.
07:13If you left, your health would nosedive fast.
07:16Don't worry about the house, Mom.
07:18Just focus on getting better, okay?
07:20Oh, son, your poor face.
07:22Did you get in a fight?
07:24Get in a fight, me?
07:28I'd never do something like that.
07:31Guess I'm a liar, too.
07:34That'll be 30,000.
07:35Right.
07:37Do you need a receipt today?
07:38Yes, ma'am.
07:40Where I work.
07:4130,000 yen?
07:42It's like a week's pay.
07:46If I work after school every day, I'm only making 5,000 a shift.
07:50And these newtubers, they're making 30K on a freaking lunch break.
07:54This world is so messed up.
07:56Newtubers bank while my life's a living hell.
07:59Hey, Hoban.
07:59Well, right now, it's heaven.
08:04Foley Choi.
08:06She's my real-life Venus.
08:08Do you know where the patties are?
08:11Oh, ah, in the walk-in.
08:13They're all the way back on the right.
08:15Gotcha.
08:18If you want, I'll go with you.
08:20I'll get them for you.
08:21It's fine.
08:22I can handle it.
08:23Whoa.
08:23No way.
08:24I actually talked to her.
08:26The goddess of our restaurant.
08:28Welcome in.
08:29May I take your order?
08:31Even just looking at her fills me with joy.
08:34Good evening, ladies and gents.
08:36Sup, guys.
08:37It's your boy, Paco.
08:39700K.
08:40All thanks to you.
08:42It's Paco?
08:43We're at Whack Donald's.
08:45And we're live.
08:46Oh, yeah.
08:47It's snapper's here, too.
08:49Shit.
08:50I can't let him see me.
08:51And that mission is to meet the famed goddess of Whack Donald's
08:55who's been blowing up everybody in their mother's feed.
08:57What did he just say?
09:14Hello.
09:15Damn, girl.
09:16You're fun as hell.
09:17Okay, I'm actually here because I've got a challenge for us.
09:19He came here to see Bomi?
09:21You've got 30 seconds to get me a burger that looks just like this.
09:24Or you have to give me your phone number.
09:27Better taste as good as it looks, too.
09:30Paco's full of crap.
09:32Only reason he's here is to get her number and a few likes.
09:35How am I supposed to make that in 30 seconds?
09:38That burger has, like, 10 unique ingredients.
09:41But I can't let him get that number.
09:43I'm so sorry.
09:45I didn't want to do this either, but my friggin' viewers would not stop hounding me.
09:50I'll tell you what.
09:51Why don't you just give me your number now so we can cut to the part where I'm buying you
09:54coffee later?
09:55Crap, man.
09:56What are we going to do?
09:57I work with her every day and we don't even have her number.
10:00Guess these YouTubers can do whatever the hell they want.
10:03Here's your clubhouse burger.
10:05Thank you for waiting.
10:07Flag and all, just like the picture.
10:10I also added an extra patty on the house.
10:12No way.
10:13You for real?
10:15And since your little stunt here ruined our dinner rush, you guys need to leave.
10:21Suck it.
10:22I'm the real king around here.
10:24Dang, good job, man.
10:25Holy crap, that was so awesome.
10:28Well, I'm getting my dong kicked in tomorrow.
10:31Why did I even do that?
10:33I'm such an idiot.
10:35It's not like she'll notice me anyway.
10:40Thanks for that 3,000 yen dono, bro, bro.
10:44What?
10:4430,000 if I get 30 kills in a row?
10:47Damn.
10:47What the hell am I even doing?
10:51Why did I let a guy like him into my house?
10:55Now he wants to make this his regular streaming spot.
10:59Sorry again, mom.
11:01I helped him start a channel with gore username and bank accounts so he could make money.
11:05Like 30,000 yen for 30 kills money.
11:09It's into him and his easy money.
11:12And he's making me cook ramen too.
11:15I should ask him if he'll share some of his revenue with me.
11:1724, 25, here it comes, the dirty 30.
11:22That 30K's mine.
11:24Fire!
11:25Fire!
11:36My eyes!
11:38I tripped on the cord.
11:42Sir?
11:43Sorry, huh?
11:44It was an accident.
11:45That's not going to get my 30K back, is it?
11:48You owe me that money or are you too poor to pay the piper?
11:52You are completely deaf!
11:53Why am I letting this bottom feeder beat me up in my own house?
11:57You're a cancerous piece of crap!
12:00No freaking wonder your mom has cancer!
12:10That was the first time I punched someone.
12:13I say you never forget your first hero.
12:16For all the hype it gets,
12:19fighting wasn't that big a deal for me.
12:28Screw you!
12:29Ah!
12:31I can't get you guys!
12:38Dude, stop!
12:41What the hell?
12:41I can't get you guys!
12:42I can't get you guys!
12:46I'm starting to feel the pain now.
12:50Is this how they feel too?
12:54How much will this cost me?
12:57Why do I always have to worry about money this and money that?
13:01I wish I was born with a silver spoon.
13:03Who cares?
13:04I'm going to sleep!
13:06Damn it!
13:06That's when it hit me how miserable I really was.
13:14Uh, electric bill.
13:16Who the hell's calling at the crack of dawn?
13:33Yeah, what?
13:34Are you out of your freaking mind?
13:35Right!
13:36Not cool!
13:36Take it down right now!
13:38Snapper!
13:39From last night!
13:40The live stream!
13:41Delete the video or you're dead!
13:43If I can find your stupid house because they all let the goddang sea!
13:47But the stream ended when I tripped over the cable...
13:52Wait a minute.
13:54That cord wasn't running to the main PC.
13:56It was going straight to...
13:58The monitor?
13:59The entire video was broadcast live!
14:04You made me look like a giant baby!
14:07Next to your stupid camera, the monitor went black with the whole thing that's scheduled
14:11in the shape of the whole world to see!
14:13What?
14:14No way!
14:15Don't be stupid!
14:16I never uploaded anything, dude!
14:18When the PC goes offline in the middle of a live stream, the video gets uploaded automatically!
14:24And now I can't even delete it because it's under your mom's account!
14:28Give me the dick, Cosworth!
14:31No, no, no.
14:32It can't be real.
14:34There's no way!
14:36Why would they do something like that?
14:38It's real.
14:40Over 10,000 comments already?
14:43Have people been sharing it on other social networks?
14:46When we were busy sleeping, the fight went viral.
14:49I went from being a local loser to a world-famous loser overnight.
15:00I better delete this.
15:02I couldn't take it if things got worse.
15:06Huh?
15:08The commenters are talking about my video being monetized.
15:11They're saying it'd get 0.1 yen per view.
15:17So when you multiply that by the number of use, you get...
15:20One...
15:22One million yen!
15:25Hoban's really giving it to him.
15:29That's intense.
15:30Is he using kimchi as a weapon?
15:32Man, the look on his face!
15:34He's gonna be messed up!
15:38It's embarrassing.
15:40That's straight up, quit.
15:44Oh, that's great.
15:45They've seen it.
15:46I spent so much time sucking up to Paco to get into the popular circles.
15:52Thanks to that stupid video, I'm the school's newest laughingstock.
15:55Screw that.
15:56I can't let myself go down like this.
15:58Sorry, nerd.
15:59It's you or me, bro.
16:02Reasserting dominance in 3, 2...
16:04What's up, loser?
16:13Help me!
16:15Paco!
16:16As someone who's been dragging people down my entire life,
16:22I was no stranger to this world.
16:23Witness me!
16:26The pecking order shifted in his favor that day.
16:31I knew my wings had already been clipped.
16:34This hospital bill's insane!
16:36120K?
16:38I'm afraid so.
16:40Are you okay?
16:41Yeah, I'm alright.
16:42It's just a lot.
16:44I can pay.
16:45Do you take cold hard cash?
16:51Ain't no thanks.
16:52Because I got a million yen on the way.
16:55Guess I'm a YouTuber getting paid per view now.
16:58I'm living the dream, dude.
16:59Think fast, shithead!
17:04Well, you're over there counting your endless stream of gold coins!
17:08I'm me!
17:09The school's no laughingstock and whipping boy!
17:12You won't be half the money, damn it!
17:13I was half the fuck!
17:15It's only fair that we split the revenue show!
17:17Screw you, dude!
17:17You got what you deserved!
17:21You've been treating me like crap for years!
17:23I said I'd give you anything!
17:25Shut up, bro!
17:26This is my channel!
17:27The bank account belongs to my mom, not yours!
17:30It's your fault, everyone!
17:31Thanks!
17:32I'm a loser!
17:33Boo-hoo!
17:33You think I'd give a crap?
17:35I already fought him at once.
17:37He doesn't scare me now.
17:40AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
17:44Hey, it's okay, man.
17:47But keep crying, because I'm not giving you a thing.
17:51You might.
17:52Huh?
17:53Shut up, bro!
17:54It's my channel!
17:56Thanks to me, you just banked.
18:00Is this literally the fight that just happened?
18:03Awesome angle, right?
18:04Yeah.
18:05I know.
18:06I've got the skills to get a great shot, even when filming in secret.
18:09Are you crazy?
18:11Why would you upload another one now?
18:13Even if I did, no one's gonna watch this bullcrap.
18:16They'll just say it's staged, and we did it for the clout.
18:20Look, I didn't come here to argue with you, okay?
18:25I came because I think we should join forces.
18:29I mean, you like money, don't you?
18:32I can help you rake in the dough, my guy!
18:37I can help you rake in the dough, my guy!
18:38No way.
18:39Like, another million yen?
18:41I'll get you that bread, brother!
18:43I am Paco's former producer, after all!
18:46Besides, you haven't actually gotten paid yet, have you?
18:50You know you have to go through a rigorous screening process before you do, right?
18:54Screening?
18:55Screening?
18:57Do you think you can strike gold by yourself again?
19:00Even if you do, who's gonna film it?
19:02What about planning?
19:03Editing?
19:04VFX?
19:05You think Paco hits 700K alone?
19:07Hell no!
19:08It was all these liar ideas and camera work!
19:11I'm your guy.
19:12I'll do all the heavy lifting.
19:14All you have to do is be in the shot.
19:17You let me be your producer,
19:19and we'll make all the money!
19:21Money?
19:22Money?
19:22Money!
19:28Man, look at him.
19:30This idiot totally fell for it.
19:33All I have to do is use his account to get my wings back,
19:36and I'm flying high again, baby.
19:38Okay.
19:39What's the split?
19:41Let's see.
19:42I'll do all the hard work.
19:43But since we're friends now,
19:4590 for me,
19:46and 10% for you.
19:48What a tool.
19:53He'll be doing the heavy lifting
19:54while I'm riding his shoulders to the top.
19:59Screw you.
20:00Huh?
20:00If I'm the one on camera,
20:02why the hell would you get 90%?
20:04Oh, and by the way,
20:06I am not your friend, dude.
20:07Hang on a sec.
20:09Oh, no!
20:10If he doesn't come around,
20:11I'm a sitting duck!
20:13Okay, fine.
20:14How about 40 for me,
20:1560 for you?
20:16How's that sound?
20:17I'd be better off flipping burgers
20:19the rest of my life, you ass.
20:21Hang on!
20:2130, then!
20:22No, 20!
20:24This is my only chance, bro!
20:26You can't do this to me!
20:27Fine, bro!
20:29I'll take 10, you and 90!
20:32Huh.
20:34You want exactly what I have to do.
20:37Go on, I'm dying to hear
20:38some of these ideas of yours.
20:40Well played, loser.
20:42Guess you're not as much
20:43of a nimrod as I thought.
20:45Wanna know my billion yen idea?
20:48We confront the bullies
20:49and call them out on their bullcrap.
20:51Live!
20:52One lucky viewer
20:59is getting a brand new game!
21:00It's not true!
21:01He's lying!
21:01We're gonna bait Paco's
21:03700,000 viewers
21:04into watching the hard jam.
21:05Who likes watching a loser
21:06get beat up?
21:07I can't imagine there's a lie.
21:09If you were to weak nobody,
21:10your mom wouldn't have gotten cancer.
21:12Maybe we could...
21:13Just once, please?
21:15Watch your mouth
21:16or you're dead.
21:16I didn't know Paco
21:17was like that.
21:19Who would have known
21:20that some Rando's channel
21:21would end up changing
21:23my life forever.
21:24I don't know.
21:25I mean, it's not crazy.
21:26I don't know.
21:27I'm going to find-
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