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00:00You
00:09Mr. Tendo, yes, here's your mail, thanks
00:20No time for pleasantries bringing Ranma back we're coming from China
00:30so Ranma's finally coming I've been waiting for this day for so long
01:00It's a nice day, don't you?
01:04I'm tired of it, it's a mess
01:06I'm in a little mix
01:08I'm tired of it
01:10I'm tired of it
01:12I'm so tired of it
01:14I'm tired of it
01:16I'm tired of it
01:18I can't see the pain
01:20I can't see the pain
01:22I can't see the pain
01:24I can't see the pain
01:26Oh
01:56Oh
02:26Hmm
02:28Akane
02:33Guess she's not here right now. I think she went out to train
02:46Come back
02:56I feel better you're at this again. You're never gonna find a man that will like you if you keep acting like this
03:11Ask me if I care how many times do I have to keep telling you that it doesn't matter because I hate men
03:18Well, then I guess what I was about to tell you isn't relevant
03:21Hmm
03:26Oh
03:33Wait a fiance
03:35He's the young son of a good friend of mine and his name's run myself to me
03:40I believe it will secure the future of our dojo if one of you three were to take his hand in marriage
03:46And you will inherit it when I pass
03:48No, what back everything up. Do you even hear yourself? I'm not going along with this. She does have a point dad
03:56We haven't even met him yet
03:58Don't worry you will soon enough
04:00I'm not going along with this
04:07Oh
04:09Back off!
04:24Do you think?
04:25Weird!
04:26Stupid jerk!
04:27Fuck!
04:33Is that a panda?
04:34It's a panda.
04:39Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:41Oh!
04:42Here we go!
04:43Here we go!
04:44Here we go!
04:46Bring it!
05:09Well, not so bad for a girl, am I right?
05:19Ha!
05:20Already getting back on your feet?
05:21Try not to hurt yourself!
05:25Oh, I guess we're moving on!
05:27I've never wanted to do this!
05:30I'm not here so you can marry me off!
05:33That's not up to you!
05:43Alright, I'm going back to China now.
05:45Have a nice rest of your life, you miserable old man.
05:48Hmph!
06:05The panda's grabbing that girl!
06:06But why though?
06:07No!
06:08No!
06:09No!
06:11The Salta Maze recently went on a trip to perfect their martial arts.
06:15Seems like they're stopping here on their way back from China.
06:18Wow!
06:19China, huh?
06:20Okay, but that doesn't mean he's any good at it, though.
06:22He cute.
06:23And how old is he?
06:24I don't want a younger man.
06:28Oh, come on!
06:29Tell us what Rama is like!
06:30Don't know.
06:31You don't?
06:32Nope.
06:33Nothing at all?
06:34I've never even met the young'un.
06:36Really?
06:37Really.
06:38Let me go!
06:40Huh?
06:41Freaking hands off me, you butt-face!
06:42I told you you're not going along with this in that tornado!
06:46Oh, yeah!
06:47You're okay now, aren't you, you jerk?
06:52Creepy.
06:53Damn it!
06:55Someone's here!
06:56Stop it!
06:58I bet that's Rama!
07:00Genma!
07:01Genma!
07:02It's been so long!
07:03Ugh, Nabuki.
07:04Ah, well, let's go and say hello.
07:07I just hope he's older than us.
07:09Ugh, I'm already over this.
07:16Huh?
07:17What's wrong?
07:27Why the panda?
07:28Look, you're scaring everybody, so just put me down!
07:31So are these two supposed to be your friends?
07:34Well, if he's not your friend, then what is a panda doing here?
07:38But it's weird, right?
07:39Hmm?
07:46Hmm?
07:48Wait.
07:49Are you...?
07:50You?
07:51Ranma.
07:53Sawatome.
07:55Oh, wow!
07:56Really?
07:57So you are!
07:58You're so cute!
07:59Oh, I'm so happy to see you!
08:02I gotta tell you, I've been counting down the days to this moment for so many years!
08:07Oh, gosh, probably since the second I heard that Genma had a son, but, uh...
08:11What?!
08:12What?!
08:13Hmm?
08:14Hmm?
08:19Hmm?
08:20Hmm?
08:21Hmm?
08:22Hmm?
08:23Hmm?
08:25Um...
08:26Please stop that.
08:28This looks like a girl to me.
08:35I guess Dad must be really disappointed by this.
08:37I'm the one who should be disappointed because I'm not getting a fiancé.
08:41Our guests came all this way to visit. Don't be so rude!
08:44Well, I'm blaming Dad anyway. You really should have double-checked.
08:47Why would I when he already said he had a son?!
08:49So why is this son sitting in her house with a massive rat?!
08:52Okay.
08:53Hands off me, please.
08:56Hey!
08:57Hm?
08:58Wanna go check out the dojo?
08:59I'm Akane.
09:00I'd love to be your friend.
09:05So feel free to correct me, but...
09:07Did I hear you practice Kenpo?
09:08Yeah, kind of.
09:10Hey, you wanna have a match with me?
09:12Hm?
09:13Just a little practice round?
09:15Hmm...
09:16It'll just be for fun, so don't get too worried.
09:19Really?
09:21Let's both try our best.
09:23Hm!
09:26What the...?
09:28It looks like she's just leaving herself wide open to attack.
09:31Hm.
09:33Ah!
09:35Hiya!
09:40Say!
09:43What are you doing?!
09:44Try and hit me back!
09:46Ah!
09:47Ah!
09:48Ah!
09:49Ah!
09:50Ah!
09:51Ah!
09:52Ah!
09:53I can't hit her.
09:54She sees right through me.
09:55Guess I can't hold back!
09:56Here goes!
09:57Ah!
09:58Ah!
09:59Ah!
10:00Ah!
10:01Ah!
10:14Assum.
10:16Ah!
10:17You're pretty good at this.
10:18Just like I heard.
10:19So you did go on a trip to improve your martial arts.
10:22A little frustrating for me.
10:24But I am relieved that you're a girl at least, because I would have absolutely hated losing to a guy.
10:54Kasumi, who's that old guy?
11:00Dunno, he turned up out of nowhere all of a sudden.
11:04Hey, Ranma.
11:05Yes?
11:06Why don't you go and have a bath?
11:08Oh, no, I'm fine, thank you.
11:09Don't be silly, you must be sweaty from all that exercising.
11:13You said you got wet in the rain too, go and have a bath.
11:16Uh, okay.
11:17I'm so cold.
11:27What do I do now?
11:32Oh, excuse me.
11:33I hope you're sweaty because you were training again.
11:36Oh, shut it.
11:37Well, the bath's ready for you.
11:38Great.
11:41How do I handle this?
11:47Oh, I guess I am pretty sweaty.
11:53They're gonna find out sooner or later, probably.
11:59I'll just leave like this.
12:00You're gonna find out sooner or later.
12:02Oh, you're gonna find out later.
12:03Oh, you're gonna have to come.
12:04Oh.
12:07Oh.
12:12Oh.
12:13Oh.
12:25Oh.
12:26Oh.
12:26Oh, oh.
12:28Oh.
12:29Akane?
12:31Akane?
12:33I'll just take this in there,
12:37and dump it on his head
12:39and let him sink to the bottom of the drain!
12:41Sorry, what do you think
12:43you're doing with that, Akane?
12:45There's a pervert in there!
12:47In the tub!
12:49So why didn't you beat him up with your bare hands?
12:51I was too scared to think of that, okay?
12:53That's so strange.
12:55I thought Ranma was the one using the bath right now.
12:57So, uh...
12:59Huh?
13:01You're, uh...
13:03Who are you?
13:05Hey...
13:07I'm Ranma Saotome.
13:09Hey there. I'm real sorry.
13:11Huh?
13:13Huh?
13:15So, let me introduce you again.
13:19This man is my oldest and dearest friend.
13:21My name is Genma Saotome.
13:23This is my son.
13:25I'm Ranma.
13:27Hmm...
13:29Hmm...
13:31Hmm...
13:33Alright. What's even going on here?
13:35You're really the girl we were introduced to earlier?
13:37I know this is very confusing.
13:39But I...
13:41Well, I haven't been quite sure where to start.
13:43Regardless!
13:45Huh?
13:47What are you doing?
13:49He turned into a girl.
13:51Hmm...
13:53He's my son, but no matter how many times I look at him, he's a bizarre enigma.
13:59You've got no room to talk.
14:01The only one that's a weirdo here is you.
14:03With all due respect, I think your friends are a little strange.
14:05Admittedly, I don't know much about what's going on here either.
14:07But if I were to take a guess, the true culprit behind this seems to be a dark ancient Chinese discipline.
14:11It's a long story.
14:13It's a long story, but I'll do what I can.
14:15It all started about two weeks ago.
14:17So, not that long ago.
14:19Nestled deep in the Bionhar Mountains in Qinghai, China, lies a place called Spirit of the Fist Mountain.
14:25Take a look around, soak it in.
14:27The legendary training ground called Jusenkyo.
14:29You two must be dead.
14:31But if I were to take a guess, the true culprit behind this seems to be a dark ancient Chinese discipline.
14:33It's a long story, but I'll do what I can.
14:35It all started about two weeks ago.
14:37So, not that long ago.
14:39Nestled deep in the Bionhar Mountains in Qinghai, China, lies a place called Spirit of the Fist Mountain.
14:43Take a look around, soak it in.
14:45The legendary training ground called Jusenkyo.
14:47You two must be pretty eccentric.
14:50No one uses this place anymore, it's way too dangerous to try training here.
14:54Are you ready for this, Ranma?
14:56Yeah, looks like a piece of cake to me.
14:59There are over a hundred springs that have formed here.
15:02And at the center of each one of these is a tragic legend waiting to be told.
15:06This spring has a story dating back a thousand years ago.
15:09Come on, Ranma!
15:10Yeah!
15:11Huh?
15:12Excuse me, what are you doing?
15:13I'm not holding back!
15:15Bring it on, old man!
15:16Please come down!
15:17It would be awful if either of you were to fall!
15:19Ah!
15:21T-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
15:23Ah!
15:25Ah!
15:26Ah!
15:27Ah!
15:28Ah!
15:29Yeah!
15:30Ah!
15:31Ah!
15:32Ah!
15:33Uh!
15:34Ah!
15:35Ah!
15:36Ah!
15:37Ah!
15:38Ah!
15:39Ah!
15:40Ah!
15:41Ah!
15:42Ah!
15:43Ah!
15:44How about that, Dad? Had enough yet?
15:54Wait, what? The hell?
15:56A panda?
15:58That one's known as Spring of Drowned Panda.
16:00One devastating day, 2,000 years ago, a panda fell and drowned in this very spring.
16:05Ever since then, anyone fortunate enough to fall into the spring has been cursed to turn into a panda.
16:10Hang on a sec. Come on, how is this the first time I'm hearing about this, huh?
16:24No! You've fallen into the Spring of Drowned Girl!
16:27That legend's even more sad.
16:29They say 1,500 years ago a young girl fell into that spring and drowned.
16:33So that spring has its own curse, too.
16:35Everyone that falls in there gets turned into a young girl!
16:40Yep, that's the girl I'd said you'd turn into.
16:45Yep, that's the girl I'd said you'd turn into.
16:47You went to the legendary training ground, Jusenkyo.
17:00The truth of the horror surrounding the springs was a mystery.
17:04So you're telling me you knew it was dangerous?
17:08What kind of father are you?
17:10Why are you obsessed with dragging me to all these ridiculous blatantly-
17:13Wait, no!
17:16Cool off if you're gonna be that stubborn.
17:18A true warrior should be prepared to throw their life away for the sake of their training.
17:22Throwing away my life is one thing.
17:25But now you've made me throw away my manhood, dumbass!
17:29Please stop, there's no need to fight!
17:32What a tragedy!
17:33Mr. Sao Tomei!
17:34Please, that's enough!
17:36I'm confused.
17:37Why would you do something so dangerous?
17:40Surely you have a reason.
17:46National Catalogue of Training Grounds in China?
17:49Is this a guide map that's in Chinese?
17:52Wait a minute.
17:53You don't even know how to read Chinese, do you?
18:02Huh!
18:03Pouring hot water on you changes your back.
18:05Yeah, but that kettle didn't need to be that hot.
18:08Cold water turns him into a girl, and hot water turns him back into a boy!
18:12That's boiling hot!
18:14Well, it's a relief to know that this problem is an easy one to solve.
18:17Kasumi's the oldest.
18:19She's 19.
18:20Nabuki's the middle sister.
18:22She's 17.
18:23Akane's the youngest.
18:24She's 16.
18:25Take a look and pick whichever girl you fancy.
18:28She'll be your fiancé.
18:29Definitely Akane.
18:30Uh, yeah, perfect.
18:32So what exactly is it that makes me so perfect, huh?
18:35Because you're such a little man-hater.
18:37Lucky for you, he's already half-girl anyway.
18:39I'm not marrying that pervert!
18:41Hey!
18:42Who do you think you are calling me a pervert?
18:44Don't act like you didn't see me naked!
18:46Come on!
18:47I was the one who got in the bathtub first!
18:49You and I both know that there's a big difference when you're not a girl!
18:52You're already getting along so well!
18:54Uh, no, we most definitely are not!
18:56Whatever, I'm over this.
18:58I'm outta here.
19:00W-Ranma, where are you going?
19:03I'm going back to China.
19:04I might as well try and find a way to get back to normal.
19:07I don't need a fiancé right now.
19:09And as for you, I want it stated for the record that you saw me naked too.
19:14And besides, I'm pretty used to seeing my own body, so seeing another woman naked isn't really that noteworthy to me anymore.
19:22Mm-hmm.
19:23And you know, I'm pretty sure I've got better proportions than you.
19:31Yep, Ranma was asking for that.
19:33Oh, good, you're waking up.
19:41Ouch.
19:42Are you okay?
19:43Yeah.
19:44I'm sorry.
19:45Please try not to think poorly of Akane.
19:48You know, she's gentle by nature, but sometimes she can be a real out-of-control thug.
19:53You're really not helping her case, Kasumi.
19:59How dare that jerk think he can make a fool of me!
20:02I've got better proportions than you!
20:04Than you!
20:05Than you!
20:07What is it with men?
20:09He makes me so angry!
20:11Man, my head still really hurts.
20:16I don't get it.
20:17What is it with women?
20:19I'd love to be your friend!
20:20Yeah, well, so much for that.
20:23She changed her tune-up real quick the second she found out I was a dude!
20:30I would have absolutely hated losing to a guy.
20:38Heh!
20:41Oh!
20:47Oh!
20:48Um, hi?
20:49What do you think you're doing in here?!
21:00She'd be a real cute, energetic fiancée for you.
21:03She's not cute!
21:04What's the problem?
21:05You said it was fine when you were both girls.
21:07That was before!
21:08Who would ever think she's cute?!
21:18Who would ever think she's cute?!
21:19That was!
21:20Yeah!
21:21What's the problem?
21:22Good morning!
21:23I want to be membro-me!
21:24Good morning!
21:25She's the only one who's been proud of!
21:27She's not a friend!
21:28She's not a friend.
21:29She's not a friend!
21:30She's the only one who's been in here!
21:31She's a friend.
21:32What's the problem?
21:33She's a friend!
21:34It's been dead, she goes mad, she goes mad, she goes mad, and she goes mad, she goes mad.
21:36The words from you are on your mind
21:40I'm tired of hearing from you
21:45The words from you are on my heart
21:51I'm tired of hearing from you
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