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02:29Cosmo, why are you in fish form at a fishing tournament? It's dangerous!
02:33I make bad choices, Timmy. It's kind of my thing, yo. Think about it. I almost ate eggs off a hook this morning.
02:40Welcome to the annual Dimmsdale Fishing Tournament, a celebration of the most boring sport on earth.
02:48Let's get this snooze fest started. Count it down with me, Chumpy. Three, two...
02:54Chumpy said stop! I told you all he could talk, but you called me a nut job.
02:59It was me! Fisherman of Dimmsdale! You mustn't go through with this barbaric ritual! Fishing is mean!
03:07Oh boy, it's Chloe Killjoy. You know what's mean? Keeping me off my dad's super awesome boat!
03:13Sorry, Timmy. Every living creature, no matter how slimy or foul is smelling, has the right to thrive and live out its life without the threat to being harmed!
03:22You tell him! Uh, the girl said that. There's no such thing as a talking megaphone!
03:29Take this woodpecker, for instance. I would never harm it, despite the fact that it's causing me excruciating pain!
03:36If you look into your hearts, I know you'll find a similar compassion for the fish!
03:42To the lake!
03:44Good!
03:44Whoa-hoo!
03:48Cosmo, look at all the cool shiny buttons!
03:51Press the red one! That's always a bad choice!
04:00Uh, Dad, I just accidentally fired a missile.
04:04No, don't worry. We've got five more. Activating fish finder!
04:10Fish finder, find one.
04:12Which one?
04:13No, one!
04:14No, one? How can I find no one?
04:17I've got a missile with your name on it, you stinking fish finder!
04:20Hey, look!
04:24It's one! Activate fish magnet!
04:34Yes! I caught him! The trophy's mine!
04:42Halt!
04:44I do not think so, Senor Dad, because now the shoe is on the other foot, as you creatures with feet might say.
04:50I got punched by a talking fish!
04:51Oh, no! Timmy's dad has caught a poor, helpless fish!
04:54Oh, no! Timmy's dad has caught a poor, helpless fish!
04:54Oh, no! Timmy's dad has caught a poor, helpless fish!
04:55Wanda! I wish the fish could fight back!
05:00Hola, Juan! I'm gonna turn you into fish sticks and eat you out of my big, shiny trophy!
05:05I do not think so, Senor Dad, because now the shoe is on the other foot, as you creatures with feet might say.
05:13Oh! I got punched by a talking fish!
05:16Baa-roop!
05:18Launching missiles.
05:27Fishing is awesome!
05:29Wait a minute! Fish can't talk and punch people! Unless... Chloe!
05:42Holy mackerel, Timmy!
05:45Something's fishy! Looks like you're floundering!
05:49Ooh, I...love...fish...pans!
05:59Mi amigo, little ball-bound brother, the revolution has begun. Join me in my fight against the feet creatures.
06:06That sounds like a terrible choice! I'm in! Viva la revolucion, Timmy!
06:11Ha! Timmy, you got schooled! As in a...a school of fish! You got it?
06:20Fish puns! Unwish your stupid wish! I wanna go back on that awesome boat! It had missiles!
06:27Absolutely not! I'm sure that the fishermen have learned their lesson!
06:31And man and fish kind can now coexist in perfect harmony!
06:35I declare war on all fish kind! Especially one! Ooh, what's this blue button do?
06:57We're not dreaming they feed creatures from our land, which is actually water. You know what I mean.
07:01I have no idea what you mean, but I've been thinking. Rather than live here in peace and harmony,
07:08why don't we bump this revolution up a notch and take the bike to defeat creatures!
07:14My gifted dance partner is right! We will destroy their city and drive them from their homes!
07:19And you, my little fish friend, will lead us!
07:23I'll do it! Oh! This could be my worst choice ever!
07:28Gotta practice casting for tomorrow, Timmy!
07:36Well, we've caught all the furniture! I'm gonna go push some buttons on the boat!
07:44I challenge you to a duel, Senor Dad!
07:47And I challenge you to catch me!
07:50I'm being chased by a talking fish!
07:53Why do we have stairs like this?
07:55Why do we have stairs like this?
08:10Boy, leading a fish revolution really works up an appetite!
08:14Ooh, a delicious fish stick!
08:16Don't tell me fish sticks have fish in them! I have outdone myself! This is the worst choice in history!
08:28I feel honored that the birdies used my hair to make their nest! By protecting the animals of Dinsdale, I've made the world a better place!
08:38Viva revolution!
08:48Chloe, unwish your fish wish!
08:50If I do, the fish will be in danger! But if I don't, Dinsdale will be destroyed!
08:56There's no answer! And I'm not good when there's no answer!
09:00Well, I guess it's up to me!
09:03Ooh, I hate when it's up to me!
09:05Yeah, we're not too happy about it either, Timmy!
09:08I know! We'll call a truce! And let the fish and fishermen talk it out!
09:13What? It's not the worst idea in the world!
09:20What do you know? It was the worst idea in the world!
09:23I will not back down, Senor Dad, until you and the other fish creatures stop fishing in my home!
09:29Which is actually a public lake!
09:30You know what I mean!
09:32I have no idea what you mean!
09:34But I will not stop fishing until I catch you and get that shiny trophy!
09:37Aha! I caught him! Give me the trophy!
09:44Wait! I have a plan!
09:45We've been trying to give everybody what they want, but maybe the solution is giving them what they want by not giving them what they want!
09:54Spoken like someone has been pecked on the head by a woodpecker!
09:57Fellow feet creatures, revere me as I win that shiny trophy by catching one!
10:03Which one?
10:07I'm taking back our public lake!
10:09Yeah!
10:13Hee hee hee! Huzzah! I caught one!
10:16Yeah!
10:22No!
10:28Ah, toy!
10:30Thanks for not chewing, you revolting bottom feeder!
10:34Thanks for not really hooking me, you evolutionary catastrophe!
10:36I won the trophy, Timmy! I like myself!
10:42Ooh, what's this green button do?
10:49Why do I even have this?
10:52Your plan worked! Dad got his trophy, and one scared the fisherman away for good!
10:58You see, Timmy, creatures of the planet can live together in perfect harmony!
11:02Don't even think about it, woodpecker!
11:06You know what I mean!
11:07You know what I mean!
11:08You know what I mean!
11:09You know what I mean!
11:10You know what I mean!
11:11C'mon!
11:12You know what I mean!
11:13They do!
11:14No, you know what I mean!
11:15They're very hot, and they're very hot!
11:17They do!
11:18They do!
11:20You know what you mean!
11:21They do!
11:22You know what I mean!
11:23Can you believe!
11:24I think I'm a human being putًon out!
11:26But we can't do that!
11:27I think I'm a human being putًon out!
11:29You know what I mean!
11:31Now they're not a human being put!
11:33字幕志愿者 李宗盛
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