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00:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:30When your parents are home?
00:31Relax, Wanda.
00:32Timmy's parents are too clueless to notice.
00:35Hey, how'd we get on a roller coaster?
00:39Wait a minute.
00:42Something very weird is going on here.
00:45I never bought Timmy a football.
00:46Where did this come from?
00:48I have to get to the bottom of this at once.
00:50Plus, I hate mowing the lawn.
00:52Excuse me, Bobo.
00:54Honey, have you noticed anything strange around the house?
01:00Nope, not a thing.
01:01Although, now that you mention it, there is something strange.
01:05Someone stole my lipstick.
01:07Oh, that was me.
01:08I borrowed your lipstick to write creepy messages on Dinkleburg's mirror.
01:12Honey, the ghost is back and he wants us to leave.
01:15Actually, I'm talking about something strange going on with Timmy.
01:19Well, now that you mention it, I have noticed some strange things.
01:23Abashy, matey.
01:28Where be your conditioner?
01:33That's strange.
01:35There's usually a dinosaur in there.
01:37Shoo-hush.
01:41Honey, we're in outer space again.
01:43I forget.
01:43Does this mean we turn the clocks forward or back?
01:45That's odd.
01:51I know.
01:52We don't have a ping-pong table.
01:56Strange things are definitely going on around here.
01:59Maybe it's the work of Dinkleburg's ghost.
02:02Oh, wait, that's me.
02:03No, you were right before the flashbacks.
02:05I think Timmy is somehow behind all this freaky weirdness.
02:09Well, as a responsible father who once used a parenting book to stoke the fire on a cold winter night,
02:14I say there's only one thing to do.
02:16Totally violate Timmy's privacy and spy on him 24-7?
02:20Yes!
02:21And I get to be a detective, which will give me another excuse not to mow the lawn.
02:26It was a cold, rainy night in Dimsdale.
02:28The wind was howling like Dinkleburg when I backed over his foot with my car.
02:32I was dog-tired, which is weird because my dog was man-tired.
02:35But there was a mystery gnawing at my brain like the rabbit coyote I had put in Dinkleburg's bed.
02:42It had to do with a kid.
02:44My kid.
02:47Honey, what are you doing in the bathroom?
02:50And how are you talking without moving your mouse?
02:52It's called narration.
02:54All detectives do it.
02:55Well, if we're going to spy on Timmy, we should get started.
02:58The dame in the cheap dress had a point.
03:00You're doing it again.
03:02Sorry.
03:03Guys, I got a problem.
03:04Crash Nebula's on, and I do not feel like sitting up.
03:08I'm on it, Timmy!
03:15Wait.
03:16I think I'm in your spot.
03:18Let's switch.
03:20That's better.
03:22That's weird.
03:23A floating TV.
03:25There's only one possible explanation.
03:27Timmy's a witch!
03:28No wonder my broom's been missing.
03:31Yeah, actually, I took the broom to sweep a black widow under Dinkleburg's door.
03:34By the way, the only thing I hate more than mowing the lawn is sweeping.
03:40Before we burn Timmy at the stake, let's make sure he really is a witch.
03:45Well, if we do the stake thing, I have plenty of parenting books to get that fire going.
03:50Oh, no!
03:52You're Dinkleburg's ghost!
03:54Honey, you're Dinkleburg's ghost.
03:56That's the ice maker.
03:58Thanks for helping me with my history paper, Christopher Columbus.
04:01So, what are the names of your three ships?
04:04Que siete!
04:05Cosa avete fatto a me?
04:07Oh, great.
04:08He only speaks Italian.
04:10Let's poof him back and grab some pizza.
04:13I'll just get the names of the ships online.
04:16Christopher Columbus?
04:17There's only one possible explanation.
04:20Timmy's Italian!
04:21No, dear.
04:22I think Timmy's a time traveler.
04:24Well, either way, my bubble pipe's frozen.
04:26The more we watch Timmy, the freakier this mystery gets.
04:33And the more birds nest in my hat.
04:37We never bought Timmy all those toys.
04:40There's only one possible explanation.
04:42Timmy's blackmailing Santa.
04:46Line, line, line, line, line, line!
04:47Sporn, I still think you've been getting a little careless.
04:59You mean because you ran over his tech crew, which was me?
05:02No, I'm talking about his wishes.
05:05Timmy, a racetrack in your bedroom
05:07and an amusement park in your backyard?
05:10Aren't you worried your parents will catch you?
05:12No way.
05:13I've had you guys for a really long time
05:15and they've never suspected a thing.
05:17Besides, it's not like they're spying on me.
05:20Timmy!
05:21We've been totally spying on you.
05:23Ah!
05:24Ah!
05:27Guys, do something!
05:28To the dish bowl!
05:30To the heat!
05:32To the window!
05:34Ah!
05:35To the hospital!
05:37It's no use, son.
05:39The jig is up.
05:40We know your secret.
05:42Ah!
05:42You were right, Wanda.
05:43I got careless and now I'm totally busted.
05:46That's right, son.
05:47You might as well fess up.
05:49Well...
05:49Timmy, no!
05:51Oh, mom!
05:52It's too late.
05:53My mom and dad know I have...
05:55very godparents.
05:57Say what now?
05:58We thought you were a time-traveling Italian witch
06:00who's blackmailing Santa.
06:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
06:03Timmy's Italian?
06:04Aloha, Timmy!
06:05Volevo uno burrito grande?
06:08Oh, no!
06:08What have I done?
06:09I should have known my parents were two coolest to figure out the truth.
06:13Now say that in Italian.
06:14I can't believe you have fairy godparents, Timmy.
06:17Where are they now?
06:20Right here.
06:21Next to me.
06:23The floating people with the wings!
06:25And the wands!
06:26Would it help if I pointed?
06:27Mom, Dad, this is Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof.
06:34Hello!
06:35So you're magical creatures who watch over Timmy?
06:38That's right!
06:39We grant his every wish!
06:41No matter how selfish, irresponsible, or horribly dangerous,
06:44the kid's got a lot of problems.
06:46I can't believe it!
06:48Actual fairy's living in my house!
06:50Dinkelberg's only got a ghost!
06:52Huh!
06:52Oh, wait.
06:53Well, I feel like I'm being a bad hostess.
06:57Do fairies like brownies and lemonade?
06:59I could make some.
07:00Don't bother!
07:01I've got it!
07:02Oh, that's amazing!
07:05Yeah, but I like mine with nuts.
07:09No, I meant my lemonade.
07:11Really?
07:11I thought I was the only one who liked nuts in my lemonade.
07:15Timmy, I love these nuts!
07:17We love you, too!
07:20Yeah, well, don't get too attached to my fairies.
07:23Now that you know about them, they won't be around for long.
07:26Oh, dear.
07:26Why's that?
07:27Because according to the rules,
07:29once anyone finds out you have fairies,
07:30Jorgen the head fairy comes and takes them away forever.
07:33I don't want to lose you guys!
07:35This is the worst thing in my life!
07:38One of the birds bit my ear!
07:41This is terrible!
07:43Oh, I know!
07:44What if we just don't tell this Jorgen fellow that we know?
07:48It's not that simple.
07:50Actually, Swart, it is that simple.
07:52If Jorgen never finds out that your parents know about us,
07:55we can stay!
07:56Really?
07:58Please, Mom and Dad, you've got to help me keep the secret.
08:01Wanda, Cosmo, and Poof are more than just my fairies.
08:04They're like my family.
08:05Timmy, your secret's safe with me.
08:08What about you, Dad?
08:09Give me a crazy straw for my nutty lemonade and I'm in!
08:14Yay!
08:14This is awesome!
08:16I get to keep my fairies!
08:18We'll be like one big happy family and Jorgen will never know!
08:21Tana!
08:24It's Jorgen!
08:25Quick, guys!
08:26Hide my parents!
08:27And my nuts!
08:32Timmy, Tana, you are in terrible trouble!
08:35There is no excuse for what you have done!
08:38Jorgen, I can explain!
08:39I got a little careless and I messed up!
08:41Please don't take my fairies away!
08:44What are you talking about?
08:46What are you talking about?
08:48What are you talking about?
08:50What are you talking about?
08:52What are you talking about?
08:54What are you talking about?
08:57I'm talking about the fact that you wished out an amusement park in your backyard
09:00and didn't invite me!
09:02You know how much I like the swan boats!
09:04Yes, I do!
09:07And I feel terrible!
09:08What was I thinking, guys?
09:11What was you thinking?
09:13Well, you sure weren't thinking that your parents found out you had fairies?
09:22It's hard to laugh with a broken funny bone!
09:25Wait a minute!
09:26Cosmo, what did you just say?
09:28I have no idea!
09:29The blood in my head also destroyed my short-term memory!
09:32Jorgen, when did you get here?
09:34Turner, something is not right here!
09:36I'll tell you what's not right!
09:38There's an amusement park in my backyard and you're not in it!
09:42Oh, I do love amusement parks!
09:44The rides, the games, the screams of terror filling the air!
09:48People vomiting into trash cans!
09:50Yeah, well, it's open 24 hours, so there's no reason for you to ever come back here!
09:54Woo-hoo!
09:55Poof wants to go, too!
09:57Here's a couple of very fast passes!
09:59Knock yourselves out, guys!
10:00Come on, Poof!
10:02Just promise me you won't be a scaredy cat on the big boy rides!
10:05Poof, Poof!
10:06Yeah, you say that now!
10:09Phew, that was close!
10:11Cosmo, where'd you hide my parents?
10:13Well, I was gonna put them in the closet, but then I thought, that's crazy!
10:17So I shrunk them down to the size of mice, then put them into the front yard where that vicious stray cat's been living!
10:23What?
10:23I picked a bad day to fill my pockets with salmon!
10:34Poof, Poof!
10:46Poof!
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