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00:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
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01:02优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
01:04Ah, Cosmo, you left the ice cream out last night, now it's all melted!
01:08That's weird. Then what did I put away in the freezer?
01:11All right, Wanda! Boy, will she be mad at me when she thaws out in 16 to 24 hours!
01:20Yes! I can finally get some ice cream! All I need is 50 cents for a cone!
01:30But I don't have any money! Well, there's always change in the couch!
01:34You snooze, you lose, loser!
01:36This couch money is mine!
01:42Give me whatever I can get with a Canadian nickel and two buttons!
01:44Being broke stinks! I wish for a money tree so I can buy all the ice cream I want!
01:49I don't know, Timmy! I think wishing for money may be forbidden! I may have to check the rules!
01:54Go ahead! I happen to have a copy of the rules right here!
01:57Wait a minute! This looks like a cookbook!
02:00Why do you say that?
02:01Cause the title is Lactose Intolerant 101 Gluten-Free Breakfasts!
02:06Uh, that's just how you say the rules in Swedish!
02:09I knew that! I was just playing dumb! It's the only game I ever win!
02:20Cool! A money tree! Now I have enough change of ice cream! Or my own island!
02:24Darn it! I only had enough money for a handful of hot fudge!
02:27It burns, Timmy!
02:29Whoa! Who says money doesn't grow on trees? I'm rich!
02:34Look, Timmy! I'm raking it in! I'd rake harder, but my hand is burned!
02:38Hey, Jorgen! Shouldn't you be at work?
02:40Only people who have jobs can go to work! I was fired thanks to you!
02:51What? How is that my fault?
02:53You violated the rules with your money tree wish and I didn't catch it in time!
02:57The Fairy Council took away my job, my wand, and my corporate housing!
03:01At least they didn't take my corporate coffee mug!
03:04Hot coffee! It burns!
03:06It's time for dinner, Timmy!
03:09Ooh, hello! Who's your beefy buddy?
03:12This is Jorgen! He's our, uh, new interior decorator!
03:16I want a decorator for selling the most Squirly Scout cookies!
03:19You're a decorator? Oh, I've always wanted this house to have more of an open-air feeling!
03:24You got it, Toots! Now where is your burn cream?
03:28Oh, this hole needs curtains! I'll go buy them with this basket of wallets I picked!
03:36What am I going to do, Turner? I loved my job! It involved everything I was good at! Barking orders, standing dramatically over people, and unleashing fits of uncontrollable anger!
03:46Well, I feel bad for getting you fired, Jorgen! I'll help you look for a new job!
03:50Yeah, and in the meantime, you can stay in our fishbowl!
03:52Thanks, guys! It's great to know you are there for me after you ruined my life!
03:57What? The logical thing for me is to be a muscle! Yike!
04:04Boy, Wanda's gonna be so angry when she defrosts!
04:11Get away from my money tree, raccoons! And stop pelting me with my own loose change!
04:16Hey, Turner! You must have some pretty rich soil to grow such an impressive tree!
04:20You mind if I perch this nest of orphan baby birds I rescued in there?
04:24Are you crazy? This isn't a bird hotel! It's a money tree! Perch your dinkle birds somewhere else!
04:30Okie dokie, neighbor!
04:37Okay, Jorgen, I think I found you the perfect job! You're gonna like being a personal trainer!
04:42I am kind of digging that people pay me to yell at them!
04:49Denzel Crocker, I'm going to whip you into shape!
04:52Any shape is better than the one you're in!
04:54Anything to impress the ladies! Or at least get them to stop pointing and giggling!
04:58Oh, please! I'm a personal trainer, not a magician!
05:01Now, let's get you ripped!
05:06We definitely ripped something!
05:08You're welcome! Pay at the desk!
05:10You're fired!
05:12Okay, Jorgen, you've got a new job! Let's hope it goes better than the last one!
05:18It is not my fault Mr. Crocker sued the gym for 11 million dollars!
05:22Who needs a spine? I'm rich!
05:24Not fair!
05:25Don't worry, Turner! I've got this usher thing down!
05:29Hello! Oh, you will love this movie! The butler did it! You'll never see it coming! I saw it coming, but you don't look too bright!
05:35I'm never coming here again!
05:39You're fired!
05:42Oh, boo-hoo! You lost the soccer game! I lost my job and had to become a school counselor to ninnies like you! Man up, Susie!
05:57You're fired!
06:05It's the perfect plan!
06:09Those money-grubbing raccoons won't be able to get past my new security system!
06:14I'm so hungry! I've been guarding my money tree for so long I forgot to eat!
06:18Ooh, a hot dog that looks a lot like the bait I left for the raccoons!
06:21Curse you, raccoons! You'd better not come back for gas money!
06:36Ooh, a hot dog!
06:42Wanda, you're thought out! Oh, you don't know how happy I am! Now I can finally change the channel!
06:48Oh, Wanda, why so blue? Well, I guess it's because you were frozen! Now can you move out of the way? You're defrosting all over the pepperoni!
06:57Jorgen, why is the driveway broken?
06:59You told me to pound the pavement, so I did!
07:02Pound the pavement means look for a job!
07:04I don't want another job! I want my old one back! But there's no hope of that now, because the Fury Council has already replaced me!
07:11Say what? With who?
07:13I wish Whitney was in love with me!
07:21No, no, no, no, no, no! Wishing for love is against the rules!
07:25Reject!
07:28Your wish for amor is no more, amigo! So says the handsome Juanissimo, keeper of the rules!
07:34You were replaced with Juanissimo? This is great!
07:40You think it is great? You're making me want to decorate again!
07:44No, I mean I've got an idea! Juanissimo has always had a crush on Wanda. If we can distract him, we can sneak in some illegal wishes and make the council think Juanissimo is worse at the job than you are!
07:55Okay, but if you think I'm not serious about the decorating, you're wrong!
08:00Wanda, will you help us?
08:02I'm sorry, Sport! I don't feel comfortable with this plan! It looks like Jorgen's just gonna have to live here forever!
08:08By the way, Wanda, I used your toothbrush to clean the gunk from my boots!
08:12Okay, I'm in!
08:14This is me guarding the rules! This is me guarding the rules in various tight-fitting outfits!
08:20I could admire my hot Latin looks all day, but I must focus on my job!
08:25Buenos nachos!
08:28You just said good nachos!
08:31Oh, Wanda! My beauty queen!
08:34You smell so delicioso!
08:37It's Ode de Taco! Your favorite, if I recall! Pabo loco!
08:42I love it when you call me your crazy turkey!
08:45Is that frostbite on your toes?
08:47I find it very appealing!
08:49You're so silly!
08:51Holy guacamole! If I did not know any better, I would say your fan had a tire iron in it!
08:59Oh, don't be ridiculous!
09:01Mi querida, why have you come to see me?
09:04I'm, uh, suddenly attracted to men with power!
09:08Now, uh, how about you join me over there, away from the wish monitors?
09:13Yes! Because it's far more romantic over there by that pipe that leads from the toilet!
09:18Okay, Cosmo, it's time to break the rules!
09:23I wish every girl in Demsdale was in love with me, that I had straight A's in all my classes, and then instead of a money tree, I had a whole money farm!
09:33We love you, Timmy!
09:39Yay! My money tree turned into a money farm!
09:42Oh, no! The crops are coming in! I'd better harvest them before those raccoons get back from their European cruise!
09:48Rule break, rule break, rule break!
09:51It worked!
09:52I knew we could trust Wanda to distract Wandissimo! I bet she's got him wrapped around her frostbitten little finger!
09:58Kiss me, Wanda! Stop giving me the cold shoulder!
10:02Speaking of which, why is there so much cold on your shoulder?
10:08What took you clown so long? I mean, what is the fairy council doing here?
10:13Wandissimo?
10:14Que?
10:15You let Timmy Turner get away with wishes that violate the rules!
10:18You're fired!
10:19Wanda, my love!
10:21I may not have my job, but at least we have each other!
10:28Yes, I'm pretty sure there's a cast iron skillet in there!
10:38Jorgenbon Strangle, you have been reinstated as Chamber of the Rules!
10:46Yay!
10:47I'm in the Royal Hall again, Turner! Thank you for getting me my job back! Even though it was you who got me fired in the first place!
10:53Which reminds me, I have to get rid of all your illegal wishes!
10:56Yay!
10:59I'm okay with the Fs, but couldn't you have left the girls?
11:05Ooh, ice cream! And I finally have enough change!
11:08Nooo!
11:09Juanda, my love! I lost my job at my corporate housing! Can I stay with you, por favor?
11:20Of course you can! Come on, I'll show you to your room! Here it is!
11:24It's cold in here!
11:26I should have flexed! I really needed that shirt!
11:30I should have flexed! I really needed that shirt!
11:35Muy frio!
11:37Ooh, a hot dog!
11:38Punctcek!!
11:39Put it on your nose again!!
11:40Argggarrggggg
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