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00:00第十字幕《カーメン》
00:08what are we gonna do?!
00:10well we could either get squashed like bugs
00:12or i could jam my titanium thermos into the crusher
00:15Why do you have a titanium thermos?!
00:17because...
00:18i got sick of spilling my chocolate milk
00:20also i figured it would come in handy
00:22if i ever got squashed by a car crusher
00:24Just save us!
00:30啊
00:37Turner's getting away to the unsuspecting van
00:42Wait for me! Lost my magic tiny legs!
00:49Wait!
00:56Blast him with your death ray
00:59Death ray?On a teacher's salary?
01:01I don't even have FM radio
01:05Skydiving's not my thing
01:18TricksyTang has really let herself go
01:22Ground hurts!
01:23Okay.Not gonna panic.Gotta stay calm.
01:26The fairy clips only last until midnight tomorrow
01:29I can't believe it drained you of your magic
01:31Dah! Everyone knows that, Jimmy
01:33Just like everyone knows you eat a groundhog on Groundhog Day
01:37No you don't
01:38Oh, now you tell me
01:40Hey, Punxsutawney Phil
01:45Um, no hard feelings?
01:48Okay, I may not be able to make new wishes
01:51But maybe I can use some of my old ones
01:53Let's see, a catapult
01:54That's a good start
01:55Now all I need is some ammo
01:56I've got marshmallows, a box of feathers
01:59Cotton balls
02:02Not exactly armed to the teeth
02:04Ah, Phil's got my arm in his teeth
02:07Ah
02:08Oh, Turner getting away was a bit of a setback
02:11But on the bright side, our t-shirts came in
02:15Okay, we need a new plan to annihilate Turner
02:17Anybody?
02:18I know
02:19Has anyone ever heard of a Venusian face-eating spider?
02:22Do they actually eat people's faces?
02:24Oh, the face is just the appetizer
02:26You're the scariest baby I've ever met
02:30I get that a lot
02:31Anyway, I've got a shoe box full of face eaters right here
02:37Oops
02:37I forgot to punch air holes in it
02:39Anybody else got a plan?
02:40How about we capture Turner in my death ball, fly him to the outer reaches of the galaxy, and drop him into a black hole
02:47That seems a little elaborate
02:49Can't we just make him a sandwich with some bad pastrami?
02:52We put it to a vote
02:53All in favor of the black hole idea?
02:58Yeah, fine
02:59But I'm making the sandwiches a backup
03:01Can always give it to Mother if she gets on my back about the torn pantyhose
03:09Okay, my tree house is now officially a safe house
03:13Aah!
03:14Aah!
03:15What's happening?
03:15Fire the catapult!
03:17We can't!
03:18Who faked the ammo?
03:24I joined a lumberjack club, Timmy
03:26Timber!
03:33Oops
03:34I wonder if there's a hide from the police club
03:36Bye, Timmy!
03:37I've got to get Dinkelberg's prints on this axe
03:38Aah!
03:39Aah!
03:40Aah!
03:41Aah!
03:42Aah!
03:43Aah!
03:44Hang in there, Timmy
03:45We'll save you as soon as we get our magic back
03:47That will be for another 14 hours
03:50I'm not saying it's a perfect plan
03:52YAAAah!
03:53Aah!
03:54Aah!
03:55Aah!
03:56Aah!
03:57Aah!
03:58Aah!
03:59Aah!
04:00Aah!
04:01Wait!
04:02You guys are calling yourselves the losers?
04:03It stands for League of Super Evil Revenge Seekers
04:06Approaching black hole
04:08We know you're doing that voice
04:10No, I'm not
04:11Aah!
04:12Aah!
04:13Aah!
04:14Aah!
04:15Finally!
04:16We'll be rid of Timmy Turner forever
04:17I'd high five but my arms are too short
04:19Tooner!
04:20Do you have any last words before we drop you into the void?
04:23Um,Can't we just talk this over for 14 hours?
04:26No we can't
04:28Opening hatch
04:29And I thought his toy dog was weird
04:31Toy dog?
04:32That's it!
04:33Flipsy!
04:34Watch this,Flipsy!
04:37Aah!
04:38Aah!
04:39Aah!
04:40Aah!
04:41Aah!
04:42Aah!
04:43Aah!
04:44Aah!
04:45Aah!
04:46Flipsy!
04:47No!
04:48I'll save you!
04:49Save him!
04:50Aah!
04:51Aah!
04:52Aah!
04:53I probably should have tied a rope to them
04:55Aah!
04:56Hang on,Flipsy!
04:57Daddy's coming!
04:58Aah!
04:59Aah!
05:00I probably should have tied myself to something
05:02Later,Losers!
05:04Aah!
05:15Ah!
05:16Aah!
05:17I wonder where black holes take you
05:18Aah!
05:19Aah!
05:20Bakersfield
05:21So Einstein was right
05:22Turner has my ship
05:23We'll have to take the bus back to Dimmesdale
05:25Aah!
05:26Aah!
05:27Aah!
05:28Aah!
05:29Aah!
05:33i can't believe turner got away again on the bright side we still get the 10 percent bear attack
05:41discount we failed face it the losers are a bunch of what's the word yes what is that word
05:47it's on the tip of my tongue no that's the face-eating spider it's no use we'll never get
05:58turner even flips his last hope good news i drowned the spider in a root beer float luckily i got him
06:04before he bit me wait a minute i think i know someone who can help us someone so hideously evil
06:10she strikes fear in the hearts of everyone she encounters is she single legend has it that
06:16she'll magically appear if you mention her name in a cheap diner picky
06:21what do you losers want we want timmy turner's head on a platter and a mango iced tea so you want to
06:36destroy the twerp and you need my help wait why would we listen to a mere teenage girl
06:41you're hired yes we'll give you a team t-shirt and your standard babysitting fee of 11.50 an hour
06:55keep your money i'll help you annihilate timmy for the sheer joy of it
07:00oh i like you
07:02never look in the eyes
07:04time to whip you wimps into shape
07:09come on you filters
07:16this is very embarrassing
07:25this is very embarrassing
07:34congratulations maggots you're ready excellent now what's the plan i know we'll buy a giant
07:47flat screen tv throw at the tv and disguise the box as a video arcade and lure turner inside
07:51then we'll take the box shut drag it to the base of mount dimsdale and start an avalanche and once he's buried alive we'll dig him up and punch him
07:58that's just complicated and stupid it's far against one let's just straight up destroy him
08:05oh i really like her
08:12oh she's a delight
08:14only half an hour till the fairy eclipse ends
08:17and i can finally poop this groundhog off my leg
08:21i think he gave me rabies
08:23half an hour
08:24i'm gonna make it
08:25yeah the only way those losers could possibly get you now
08:28is if they teamed up with somebody even more evil than they are
08:31but what are the odds of that
08:35vicky what are you doing with them
08:38they brought me in to take you out
08:41that's just what we're gonna do twerp
08:43ah hahahaha
08:57you're right poof we have to save timmy
09:00look i can blow bubbles
09:04also my kidneys is shutting down
09:06you can run turner but you can't hide
09:10F is for Clipsy
09:16What have I done
09:27Poison Ivy
09:31I give you an F for finished
09:35Or maybe it was two Fs for fried poop
09:41Guys how did you get here
09:44We took the bear boss
09:46I can't run much more
09:50How long till the fairy clips ends
09:52One more minute sport
09:54We're coming for you twerp
09:57I have a plan
09:58The second the fairy clips ends
09:59Here's what I want you to do
10:01Now to Brant Timmy's wish
10:12Wait
10:21Violence never solved anything
10:23Can't we settle this with a game of dodgeball
10:25Or maybe checkers
10:27Oh come on
10:29That's not how you play
10:30No
10:32I got you twerp
10:39Wait
10:40I always sound like Timmy
10:41You get enough Turner
10:46For feel my wrath
10:48I thought I destroyed you
10:50In your dreams Turner
10:51It is I who will destroy you
10:54Did you get enough
10:55For vengeance
10:56Go
10:59We did it
11:01Woohoo
11:02That was a great idea sport
11:05Wishing to turn your enemies into Timmy lookalikes
11:07Trick them into annihilating each other
11:10Oh is that what we were doing
11:11I thought we were playing checkers
11:13Also my lungs are filled with fluid
11:16Thank goodness the fairy clips ended before they got you
11:19And we won't have to worry about another one for a million years
11:22Well there is the upcoming Aurora fairy Alice
11:26When the earth's magnetic fields block the big ones for 28 weeks
11:30And that's why we eat Sauerkraut on German unification day
11:34Hey Cosmos right this time
11:36YAYYYYYYYY
11:38I can't believe we blew it again
11:41You're fired Nicky
11:43Fine
11:44But I'm coming back with the BEAR
11:46If we're going to destroy Turner we'll need a way into his house
11:49I think the new guy may be able to help with that
11:52Hi fellas
11:54Thanks for letting me join your club
11:57What exactly do you guys do anyway
11:59Just give us your house keys and we'll tell you
12:01Hey there's a spider in my room
12:03Fear float
12:04My eyes are numb
12:06My eyes are numb
12:07My eyes are numb
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