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00:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:30No!
00:42Man, I love lunch. Besides recess, it's my favorite class of the day.
00:46I was a little disappointed in the vegetable medley. The carrots were way off-key!
00:52Ha ha! Hi-ya!
00:56I call that group Crouching Crocker, Hidden Teacher!
01:00Ah!
01:02I've been waiting in that locker for six months, but it was worth it to finally capture your...
01:07BEARIES!
01:08I don't have fairies, Mr. Crocker, but if I did, I'd wish they'd make a giant bear smash your crocker pot!
01:15It's a good thing my leg's been asleep since July. Otherwise, that would hurt like the dickens.
01:27Gah! Ooh! Gah!
01:29Gah! Ooh! Gah!
01:31That'll get you for this, Turner! Right after I build myself a peg-legged wood shop!
01:35You know what's great about space? No, Mr. Crocker! I'm totally safe!
01:41Except for the deadly asteroids, intense solar radiation...
01:44Oh! And the fact that I spilled chocolate milk in the life support system!
01:50Gah!
01:51Gah! Oh, no! It's Dark Laser! I gotta think fast!
01:55At last, Flipsy! We have captured Timmy Turner! It was worth hiding out for six months in the cold outer reaches of space!
02:02Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah
02:32Fairy World, definitely no enemies here
02:35That's what you think
02:36It was worth hiding in this bush for six months
02:38Because now I'm hot on your tail
02:40Speaking of hot tails
02:41There seem to be fire ants in here
02:43Oh!Oh!Oh!
02:44Sky Poop screams of agony
02:55Thanks for coming to the museum, Sport
02:57Poof really wanted to see the Fairy Clips exhibit
03:00PoofPoof!
03:01Okay, I wanted to see the Fairy Clips exhibit
03:04What's a Fairy Clips?
03:06It's a rare astronomical event that's happening tomorrow
03:09Once every million years, the sun passes between the earth
03:13And the magical realms of anti-fairy and fairy world
03:16And that's why we eat yams on Thanksgiving
03:19Oops, I spilled my chocolate milk again
03:26Hello again, Auntie Wanda and Uncle Idiot
03:29It's time for me to crush your sun
03:31With the sun!
03:32Ah!
03:33Another enemy!
03:34Bear, please!
03:41It's a good thing those fire ants numb my legs with their venom
03:44Otherwise, that would have hurt like the dickens
03:46I'll get you for this, Turner!
03:48Aah!
03:49Aah!
03:49Aah!
03:50Aah!
03:50Aah!
03:51Aah!
03:51Muffled screams of pain!
03:57Welcome to the cake and bacon
03:59What can I get you?
03:59All you have is cake and bacon
04:01So I can't exactly order the veal parmesan, can I?
04:05And what can I get for you, honey?
04:07Death!
04:08To Timmy Turner
04:09Oh!And a mango iced tea
04:11Oh!Is death to Timmy Turner on the menu?
04:14If it is, count me in!
04:15How about three orders of cake and bacon?
04:18And you're in luck
04:19Bear attack victims get 10% off
04:24Well, it seems we all share a common bond
04:27Really?
04:28You like veal parmesan too?
04:29I think he was referring to our mutual hatred of Timmy Turner
04:34Isn't that right, Flipsy?
04:39Indeed I was!
04:40He's the bane of my existence
04:42Mine too!
04:43Really?
04:44Save with me!
04:45Don't calm down
04:46You're getting cake on your creepy metal face
04:50You know, maybe the three of us should form a team
04:52With my brains, your anger problem
04:54And your creepy metal face
04:56We might be able to destroy Turner
04:58You're right!
04:59United, nothing can stop us!
05:05Except maybe that bear
05:07From this moment on, we are one
05:09Bound by a common enemy
05:10We will join forces and contribute equally
05:12Could you guys pick up the check?
05:17I left my wallet in my swim diver
05:23Morning, son
05:24What are you doing?
05:25Looking for scary enemies
05:27Scary enemies?
05:28Is that a new kind of cereal?
05:29Let's see
05:30Een
05:31No scary enemies
05:32But we do have fruity foes
05:34And sugar frosted fiends
05:35Honey
05:36Can you pick up a box of scary enemies at the store?
05:39All the cool kids and Timmy are eating them
05:41Een
05:42Phew, all clear
05:43Looks like I might actually live to see tomorrow
05:45Een
05:46I wonder if I'll live to see tomorrow
05:48Maybe I should start doing the things on my bucket list
05:50Wait, this isn't the list
05:52It's a receipt for the bucket
05:53Oh, oh, here it is
05:54Een
05:54Een
05:54Let's see
05:55Buy bucket
05:56Did that
05:56Ooh, join some kind of club
05:58Let's see if the paper has any clubs listed
06:01Sewing club
06:02That sounds like fun
06:03Yeah
06:06What is it, Timmy?
06:07Have you heard not so good things about the sewing club?
06:09No, Dad
06:10My sworn enemies have teamed up to destroy me
06:13So the sewing club is fine then?
06:15Oh, that's a relief
06:16See ya
06:18Guys, I'm in serious trouble
06:20Mr. Crocker, Dark Laser and Fooper working together to get me
06:23You gotta protect me
06:26This is terrible
06:30What is it, are they attacking?
06:31No, I spilled my chocolate milk again
06:38I call the meeting to order
06:39Keep your voice down, Metalhead
06:41Mother's getting what she ironically calls her beauty sleep
06:45First on the agenda, pick a name for our evil club
06:48How about the Flipsies?
06:50Super lame
06:51Moving on
06:52Ooh, check this out
06:53The Cracker Jacks
06:54What does that even mean?
06:56Sorry, you put me on the spot and I panicked
06:58Flipsy and I both want the Flipsies
07:00Flipsies
07:01Oh, yes, people
07:03We need a name that says we're a League of Super Evil Revenge Seekers
07:06That's it
07:07We're the League of Super Evil Revenge Seekers
07:10Works for me
07:10No one will make fun of us with a name like that
07:13Oh, sport, you've been standing at that window for hours
07:19Why don't you sit down and relax?
07:21I can't relax because my enemies are after me
07:24And I can't sit down because the chocolate milk rusted my armor, but
07:27Bye, Timmy!
07:28AHHHHH!
07:30Ah, what happened to you?
07:32Well, it turns out sewing's not my thing
07:35What's with the outfit, son?
07:36Was dressed like a kook on your bucket list?
07:38No, dad, it's protection from my scary enemies
07:41I don't know why you need protection from a breakfast cereal
07:44But getting back to me, I have joined a skydiving club
07:48See ya!
07:49The ground is hard!
07:52Hello?
07:53Hi, Timmy!
07:54It's Trixie Tang calling to say I love you
07:58Tell us again why you had to dress up to make the phone call
08:01You love me?
08:02What changed your mind, Trixie?
08:04You wanna waste time asking questions, you little pipsqueak
08:07Or do you wanna meet me for a romantic date?
08:10Uh, sure, Trixie, where?
08:12At the junkyard, in the car crusher
08:16I wanna pick the beach at sunset, but okay
08:20Guys, Trixie loves me, poof me into the junkyard
08:23Uh, doesn't the timing of this strike you as a little fishy?
08:27What, that Trixie Tang's suddenly in love with me
08:29And wants to meet me in a machine capable of crushing steel?
08:32A little, but I'm in denial
08:37Ah, there she is, the most beautiful girl in all of Dimmesdale
08:42Ah, you really are in denial
08:45Yoohoo!
08:46I'm waiting for you, Timmy
08:48Mwah, mwah, gah, mwah
08:51I have to say, the flipsies are a little creeped out by this
08:54We're not calling ourselves that!
08:56Oh, Timmy, the fairy clips is about to happen
09:00And when it does
09:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it later
09:03I'm falling in love
09:08Well, you're falling in something
09:16You? Mr. Crocker?
09:18That's right, Turner
09:19And you get an F for foolju
09:21Crush him, losers
09:23This is way more complicated than the death ball
09:26I just have an upsie and downsie button
09:28I'll handle this
09:36Good job, guys
09:38Oh, what a couple of freaks
09:40Oh, darn it
09:41There's a run in mother's pantyhose
09:43Kogmo, what the hell?
09:46Put me out of here, guys
09:50Uh-oh, it's the fairy clips
09:53Who cares about the fairy clips?
09:58And why aren't you floating?
09:59That's what I was trying to tell you
10:01When the sun passes between the fairy worlds and the earth
10:04It blocks the big wands that give fairies their magic
10:08And that's why we eat ham on Christmas
10:11Poof Poof
10:12Poof's right
10:13This has nothing to do with ham
10:14But until the eclipse ends at midnight tomorrow
10:17We won't have any magic
10:19No
10:22MING PAO TORONTO
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