- 5周前
类别
✨
人文文字稿
00:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:30Odd Parrots, Fairly Odd Parrots
00:31Wands and bricks, Flody, Rowny Things
00:34Odd Parrots, Fairly Odd Parrots
00:36R alarm D, pa-pa-p-pa, hot rop
00:39Octose, rover, goose, green roast, guava juice
00:41Giant snake, birthday cake, large right, chop a shake
00:44Odd Parrots, Fairly Odd Parrots
00:48It's actually living you home and here
00:50With Fairly Odd Parrots
00:51Yeah, right!
01:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
01:30Sorry, Timmy. It's Poof. He's going through the terrible twos.
01:40He also chewed up everything in the fishbowl.
01:44Good thing we have tiny underwater castle insurance.
01:47What are the terrible twos?
01:49Oh, it's a stage in every fairy baby's development where they rebel against everything.
01:54Fight the man, Poof!
01:55By the man, I meant your mother.
02:07The only thing that calms Poof down is laughing at Cosmo hurting himself.
02:15Okay, now that's funny.
02:18Poof, stop chewing!
02:19Wanda, make it stop!
02:33I can't! Magic doesn't work on the terrible twos.
02:36This is a job for Dr. Rip Studwell.
02:39overwhelm
02:42Ti wanna this better be important i was right in the middle of surgery
02:45you're holding a golf club
02:47yes i was covering up the back nine at the fairy hills golf course
02:50ladies love doctors who golf
02:53Dr. Studwell
02:54you've got to do something about my baby
02:56he'll come out of the garbage can when he's good and ready
02:59not Cosmo she's talking about poof
03:01he's going through the terrible twos
03:04well i'm not a doctor but
03:08Yes, you are!
03:10Oh, right.
03:11Fortunately, the terrible twos only last 12 hours.
03:13However,Poof is in a vulnerable state and he can be easily influenced.
03:17It would be disastrous if you were exposed to someone evil enough to turn him to the dark side.
03:22But what are the odds of that happening?
03:25At last!
03:26Now's my chance to turn my arch-nevisist Poof to the dark side forever!
03:30With him on my team, he'll no longer stop me from doing evil!
03:34Hmm,that would sound more ominous with an evil music sting.
03:38Much better.
03:40I'm coming for you,Poof.
03:42Oops,forgot my binky.
03:44Wow,that's soothing.
03:47Doctor Studwell,you have to do something!
03:51You're right.I need to get out of here before something hits my handsome face.
03:54I'm getting new headshots done tomorrow.
03:56Headshots?You're a doctor!
03:58Yes,but I also play one on TV.
04:01Ladies Love Doctors Who Acts.
04:03Yay,I'm free!
04:08Yeah,I'm scared!
04:10That's it,Poof.You're in a time out.Go to your room.
04:13Poof!Poof!
04:14How dare you use language like that,young man!
04:18Wow,the weatherman was way off.He said there was only a 40% chance of Poof storming off today.
04:29Oh,my baby!
04:31Don't worry,Wanda.Poof will be fine.He just needs to blow off some steam.
04:35Poof up!
04:37Ah,hot steam!On the bright side,my shirt's not wrinkled.
04:45Hello,Poof.I see you've finally discovered that being bad can be good.
04:51There's no need for salty language.Anyway,I've got a proposition for you.
04:57You and I team up and terrorize the universe.
05:00Think of it.Poof and foop.Together we'll make...Poof!
05:05Poof,Poof.
05:06You're right,I heard it when I said it.Not a great name I know.
05:09We'll call ourselves...Brangelina!
05:12The terrible twosome.Well,it'll do for now.
05:16Come with me and I will train you in the ways of darkness.
05:19Watch the master work,Poof.I've chosen an innocent test subject on which to demonstrate my evil craft.
05:29Good churro,Por favor.Here you go.
05:38Not to self.Bring mother to the churro stand,pronto.
05:43See what I did there?I took something sweet and made it evil.
05:48Now you try.
05:53Oh,look at that.A Burmese python.Very creative.
05:58We'll pick this up in a few hours when I come out the other end.
06:01We may have to call ourselves Poop again.
06:06What says chocolates?There's nothing like stealing candy from a baby carriage.
06:13Scorpions!What the heck has happened to this park?
06:16That's one of my best tricks.Now,see if you could do it,Poof.
06:21Oh,giant chocolates.
06:26Aaah!
06:28You're a fast learner.And that's a fast acting neurotoxin.
06:31We'll pick this up when I come out of the coma.
06:35Must get out of the park alive!Must get out of the park alive!It's in a parkalypse!
06:43Alright,Poof.I'll let you take the lead this time.Poof poof.
06:52Not bad.Though frankly,I was expecting something a little more horrific.
06:55That's weird.I was a little unnerved by that.
07:05Anyway,training's over.It's time to use our combined powers to block out the sun!
07:11That will plunge the earth into another ice age.
07:13Then when the lifeless planet is a frozen wasteland,
07:15We'll build an adorable snowman and dress him with buttons made of licorice.
07:19Wait,what did I say?Poof poof!No,I know what I said.I mean,why did I say that?
07:24What's happening to me?Poof poof!Bite your tongue!I'm not getting nice!
07:29Now,how about we skip the whole ice age thing and I'll buy you a healthy fruit smoothie.
07:34Aaah!I am nice!But why?
07:38There's my baby!And he's with Poop,the most evil influence in the universe!
07:45Hello,Uncle Cosmo and Auntie Wanda.You're looking well.
07:48How about a heart healthy smoothie on me?It's yummy in your tummy!
07:52Poof?What's wrong with you?
07:54I don't know!Look!A cute little bunny!Yay!
07:58Dear me!I need a doctor!
08:02This better be important.
08:04Did we interrupt an operation?
08:06No,you interrupted a close-up.I told you,I play a doctor on TV.
08:09Dr.Studwell,something's wrong with Poop!
08:11Oh joy,the canna lilies are in bloom!
08:14For the love of everything that's evil,help me!
08:17Foop is clearly suffering from the terrific twos.It's the anti-fairy version of the terrible twos.
08:22Now,if you'll excuse me,I'm due in the ER.
08:24Are you performing surgery?
08:26No,the ER is a trendy new singles club.Ladies love doctors who can buy them appetizers.
08:33Look!I have a jar of fireflies!It's one of my favorite things!Along with whiskers on kittens and warm wool and mittens!
08:40Which we're going to need soon!Because Poop is going to freeze the planet!
08:43What?
08:47Poof!Stop blocking the sun or there's no desert for you!
08:51obb
09:03snowflakes that fall on my nose and eyelashes that's another one of my favorite things
09:08oh my tongue stuck to a frozen poof
09:16guys dr studwell said the terrible twos aren't permanent all we need to do is avoid freezing for the next ten hours
09:23this is jet you bet you're saying we only have 15 minutes before we all freeze
09:27s scientists are mystified as to why this is happening in unrelated news a giant purple baby is blocking the sun
09:34we've got to get poof back to normal but our magic doesn't work on the terrible twos we need to think
09:40well i do my best thinking in the can
09:48that's it poof comes down when cosmo hurts himself we've got to get cosmo up to poof now
09:54we're running out of time cosmo hurry make poof laugh okay i've prepared a short monologue just do the trash can thing
10:07no i'm not really into prop comedy i just flew in and boy are my arms tired that's not a joke it's really what happened
10:14i brought some lemonade uncle cosmo i baked some heart-shaped sugar cookies to go with it
10:21i despise what i've become
10:28lemonade stings my eyes
10:31it's working more lemonade
10:50meteor showers hurt this is why i take meteor baths
10:53that wasn't a joke i really do that
10:55it worked you did it cosmo
11:07once again my sophisticated brand of highbrow comedy has saved the day
11:11argh i need a space ambulance
11:18thank goodness the terrible twos are finally over
11:21and poof is back to his lovable normal self
11:25i figured you gents must have worked up quite an appetite with your jocular horseplay
11:28so i brought you a lovely tray of finger sandwiches with the crust cut off
11:32how much longer till this nightmare ends
11:40seriously i have really got to bring mother to this park
11:43i have really got to bring mother to this park
Be the first to write a comment