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00:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
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01:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
01:02优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
01:04优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
01:06Hey, Sparky!
01:08What's with the hearts floating over your head?
01:10Are you in love?
01:11Sure looks that way!
01:12If he had to go to the bathroom,
01:14there'd be a kidney floating over his head!
01:16I'll be right back!
01:18I am in love, Timmy!
01:24Check it out!
01:26You're in love with that dog in Dinkleberg's yard?
01:30Yeah, her name is Peaches.
01:34She's beautiful and smart.
01:42Okay, she's beautiful.
01:44The point is, she's my one true love.
01:47She's all I can think about.
01:50Hi, Timmy!
01:52I see you've met my new dog, Peaches.
01:55I rescued her from the pound while I was on my way home
01:57from saving a group of senior citizens from a burning bingo hall.
02:00Here, Timmy, you can have my reward money!
02:03Don't you dare give free money to my son, you monster!
02:06Okay, then how about some homemade brownies?
02:09They're sugarless, gluten-free, and they actually help you stay fit.
02:12Keep your hippie brownies to yourself, you bottomless well of evil!
02:15Well, I guess I deserve that.
02:17I should have brought a glass of wholesome, refreshing milk.
02:20Dad, what is wrong with you?
02:22Oh, lots of things.
02:23In fact, your mother made a list.
02:25No, Dad, I'm talking about the way you treat Mr. Dinkleberg.
02:28Why can't you just get along with him?
02:30Like the way Sparky gets along with his dog, Peaches.
02:32So, what do you like to do?
02:36Oh, eat poop with a bee on it. Cool.
02:39Sparky Turner, back away from that Dinkle Dog.
02:43No Turner shall ever associate with a Dinkleberg.
02:49You're coming with me.
02:51My eyes!
02:56Uh, Dad, aren't you overreacting?
02:59Probably.
03:00Overreacting is number 243 on your mother's list of things that are wrong with me.
03:04Number 249 is running out of the house without any clothes on.
03:08Hi, Mrs. Chickadance!
03:13I can't believe your dad won't let me see Peaches, Timmy.
03:16Look at her.
03:17She's pretty and graceful.
03:19Okay, she's pretty.
03:20Sparky, I'm sorry my dad gets so crazy and unreasonable.
03:29Those are numbers 122 and 48 on your mom's list.
03:32But you're a magic dog.
03:34You can just poof over to Peaches any time you want.
03:37You're right.
03:38Your dad will never know.
03:40You're busted, Romeo!
03:51Hi, Mrs. Lettergerber!
03:57Poor Sparky.
03:58He's broken hearted.
04:00You can tell by the broken hearts floating over his head.
04:03I thought those were broken butts.
04:05I broke my butt once.
04:06It's still cracked to this day.
04:08Cosmo, what is wrong with you?
04:10Oh, lots of things.
04:12Wanda made a list.
04:16That's number 26.
04:17Recklessly unfurling lists.
04:19Oh, Sparky!
04:23I feel bad that I won't let you see that dinkle beast next door.
04:26So you're gonna let Sparky hang out with Peaches?
04:29And possibly hopefully get dressed?
04:31Heavens no.
04:32That would show a level of maturity that number 71 on the list clearly states I don't have.
04:37Anyway, I've decided to fix Sparky up with a new lady dog to take his mind off Peaches.
04:46Check her out, Sparky.
04:48She barks a lot, but she doesn't shed.
04:50That's a seal, Dad!
04:51You lied to me!
04:53Get out!
04:54Let's bring in Bachelorette number two.
04:56I found her in Mr. Crocker's yard.
04:59Dad, that's Mrs. Crocker.
05:03Oh, so she was telling the truth.
05:05Get out!
05:06I'm gonna need a ride home.
05:08Out!
05:10All right, Bachelorette number three.
05:13I think you're really gonna like this one.
05:15Come on in, Voodoo.
05:18Ah, Dad!
05:19That's a Timberwolf!
05:20No wonder it growled at me when I put lipstick on it.
05:23Hey!
05:24I was just trying to make you look pretty, Voodoo!
05:28Face it, Timmy.
05:29Your dad's never gonna let me date Peaches.
05:32Look at her.
05:33She's not just pretty.
05:34She's clever, too.
05:35Oh, please.
05:36She left a bone on the ground and buried herself.
05:40I'm surprised she doesn't have a broken brain floating over her head.
05:45I have an idea, Sparky.
05:47There's no way I'm dating Mrs. Crocker.
05:49No.
05:50If we could just get my dad to like Peaches as much as you do,
05:52then he'll let you date her.
05:54Judging by the wand floating over Timmy's head,
05:56I'd say he's about to make a wish.
06:00That's your wand!
06:01I wish my dad liked Peaches as much as Sparky does!
06:10Oh, Timmy!
06:13I have great news!
06:15I finally got dressed!
06:16Also, I like Peaches now!
06:18Does that mean you're gonna let Sparky spend time with her?
06:21No way!
06:22That beautiful lady dog is all mine!
06:24I'm in love with her!
06:27Okay, I'd wish that wish.
06:31No can do, sport!
06:32It's against the rules to unwish true love!
06:35Are you saying my dad's romantically in love with Peaches?
06:39What, are you kidding me?
06:40What are we gonna do?
06:41I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
06:43I'm gonna battle your dad for Peaches' love.
06:46It's boring living with you, Timmy.
06:48Nothing ever happens.
06:51Get lost, Sparky!
06:53With this heart-shaped box of chocolates,
06:54I'm gonna win Peaches' heart-shaped heart!
06:56In your dreams, old man, I will bury you.
07:00Seriously, in the backyard next to my favorite tennis ball.
07:03Ooh!
07:04Someone learned a fancy new language just to impress Peaches!
07:08Well, two can play that game!
07:10Woof, woof, woof!
07:11Hey, boys!
07:12Peaches is not the vet!
07:13She got stung by the bee in the poop she ate!
07:15But you're welcome to come in for some organic carob chip cookies!
07:18I said no hippie food, you ambassador of the underworld!
07:22Peaches, I wanna take you to the beaches!
07:34If you fell in a swamp, I'd pick off the leeches!
07:39Don't listen to Sparky!
07:42He's full of malarkey!
07:44If you wanna drive, I will give you my carkey!
07:48I think she's allergic to your lack of talent!
08:04Well, I think she's allergic to your face!
08:07Guys, this is ridiculous!
08:08I'll say, they're terrible musicians!
08:09Take a listen!
08:10That's it!
08:11I've gotta talk some sense into my dad!
08:12Canned peaches?
08:13Peach cobbler?
08:14Peach juice?
08:15Dad, you've got a problem!
08:16You're telling me!
08:17Since I told your mom I like peaches, she keeps making me peach desserts I don't want!
08:20Between you and me, I think she's gone insane!
08:21No, Dad!
08:22That's you!
08:23You're in love with a dog!
08:24And only dogs are supposed to be in love with other dogs!
08:26I see where you're going with this, Timmy!
08:27You make a valid point!
08:28Clearly, I need to dress like a dog!
08:30Woof, woof, peaches!
08:31It's me!
08:32It's me!
08:33It's me!
08:34It's me!
08:35It's me!
08:36It's me!
08:37It's me!
08:38It's me!
08:39It's me!
08:40It's me!
08:41It's me!
08:42It's me!
08:43It's me!
08:44It's me!
08:45It's me!
08:46It's me!
08:47It's me!
08:48It's me!
08:49It's me!
08:50It's me!
08:51It's me!
08:52It's me!
08:53It's me!
08:55You guy in the pound, you're going to the pound!
08:58Well, that didn't go the way I wanted it to, but at least my dad's out of the way!
09:03Timmy, they're taking your dad to the pound!
09:06Aren't you worried?
09:07Nah!
09:08They'll eventually figure out he's a guy in a dog suit and let him go!
09:11Either that, or they'll put a tracking chip in him and give him his shots!
09:14Now let's get Peaches to fall for Sparky!
09:16how about for sparky
09:17then when my dad finds out he'll come to his senses and fall out of love with her
09:20we just have to get peaches to see somebody in sparky that she really likes
09:25i know where you're going with this wanda
09:27clearly we need to cover sparky in bees and poop
09:30i've got a better idea
09:33jimmy
09:34why exactly am i wearing this suit made of meat
09:36works white i love meat
09:37and peaches is a dog
09:39so if you wear this you're bound to attract peaches
09:41so if i wear a suit of peaches would i attract meat
09:44OK, I realized that was a stupid question
09:47You can tell by the stupid question marks floating over my head
09:51Well, Timmy, if you think this is going to work, I'll give it a try
09:55Trust me, Sparky, she'll be all over you
10:01Well, voodoo was all over him
10:04Boy, Timmy, you really can be stupid sometimes
10:07Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to put on a peach vest
10:10So I can attract a meatloaf
10:12Gah, bees, gah
10:19Ow, my peach fuzz
10:21Eat it, nutjob
10:22Well, at least I got my shots
10:27Hey, Sparky, this has gotten out of hand
10:30You're telling me, I just got eaten by a wolf
10:33Cry me a river
10:34While I was at the pound, some weird family tried to adopt me and change my name to Boodles
10:39Maybe we should just stop fighting and let Peaches decide who she wants to be with
10:43Although I'm pretty sure it's me
10:48You guys, Peaches has already picked your boyfriend and it's neither of you
10:54Well, that figures, they always go for the bad boys
10:57What was I even thinking falling in love with a dog?
11:00I must have been delusional and insane
11:02Which are numbers 18 and 304 on your mother's list
11:04Woodles, come home
11:09Get away from me, weirdos
11:14You okay, Sparky?
11:15Yeah, turns out Voodoo has a sister
11:18She's beautiful and gentle
11:25Well, she's beautiful
11:26And so ends the story of Peaches
11:31When we sing it sounds more like Peaches
11:36I'll say take a listen
11:38You gotta listen
11:39What's that what's that what's that
11:40T題 Ping
11:48You too
11:51You too
11:52There
11:52Angelo
11:53絲
11:55We
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