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00:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:30优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
01:00You don't have to tell me!
01:02The newest release of my favorite game just came out!
01:05Hillbilly Road Rage!
01:07Yee-haw!
01:08Hillbillies are awesome!
01:09They park on the lawn, never have to brush their teeth,
01:12and they can take their own cousins to the school dance!
01:15But I'm talking about a romantic day that only comes once a year!
01:20Uh, Tuesday?
01:21That comes once a week!
01:23Uh, Wednesday?
01:25It's our anniversary, Cosmo!
01:27You forget every year!
01:29Oh, Timmy!
01:31Your little friend Chloe's here!
01:33Tell her I'm busy building an outhouse!
01:35Get her done!
01:37Hi-yah-yah-yah-yah!
01:38Timmy, you know our family motto!
01:41Blame Dinkleberg?
01:42Yes!
01:43And never turn away the girl who gave me the stock tip that made me filthy rich!
01:48I love being rich!
01:50But I'm not blowing my money on dumb things!
01:53I'm sinking it into being a crime-fighting superhero with a jetpack
01:56and a very expensive helper monkey named Chaz!
01:59Oh, that's not helping, Chaz!
02:01Hey!
02:02Hey!
02:03Well, I'm off to the fairy mall to buy presents for that hint, hint, special day!
02:10You mean Tuesday?
02:14Hey, Timmy!
02:15I have an hour of unstructured time!
02:17Wanna go clean the ocean with me?
02:18Play in my game here!
02:20Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
02:22The bearded lady in your game gave me an idea!
02:25I'll whittle one to something for our anniversary!
02:28Mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw!
02:31Ugh, it's Cat Man!
02:33He's been bucking me all morning!
02:35Timmy, it's Cat Man!
02:37I have a feline favor to ask,
02:40but enemies of justice might be listening so we'll need to talk in secret cat code you know hiss hiss
02:50that wasn't code it was a furball
02:54if you mean the furball already taken care of anyway it's my 50th anniversary as a
03:01superhero and i'm throwing a big gala event
03:04can't come play the game now
03:06to me that wasn't very nice that sweet old man in the animal suit invited you to his party and you
03:11should go he's a crazy actor who played cat man on tv and he thinks he's a real superhero he's nuts and
03:18dangerous which is also the title of a tv show he keeps pitching me he wants me to play nuts
03:24so what if he's crazy timmy i'm kind to my uncle and he dresses like a nurse and yells at buses
03:29i wish you'd be nice and go to cat man's party wish granted wait wait what
03:36timmy it's cat man's party yay
03:44this is gonna be fun or super weird
03:49surrender tiny red dot you're a disease and cat man is the cure and it just got weirder
04:02timmy you're here now it's the purrfect party yeah not really much of a party cat man well i tried to
04:11order a bunch of party stuff but apparently you have to pay for it who knew everyone who's not crazy
04:18hi mr cat man i am honored to attend your 50th anniversary gala wait could it be
04:24cat girl uh no i'm chloe carmichael clever using a secret identity but you can't fool this crafty
04:34cat you haven't changed a bit i still have your cat costume it may be a little stretched out i wore it
04:45on laundry day oh boy i am oh dear i know i'm speechless too except for these words i'm saying right now
04:55thank you timmy for this joyful reunion with my beloved sidekick
05:00cat girl it's time for us to fight crime again to the cat cave
05:12to the what now the cat
05:14oops we landed on my catapult
05:17i'm almost done with my anniversary present tibi i'm whittling wanda a simple little heart with our
05:24initials tada wow cosmo that's amazing no it's totally wrong and super creepy it's four
05:31severed heads on some rocks citizen timmy cat girl and i are lodged in a trash chute
05:38oh no this is my worst fear it's the work of a super villain called the whittler
05:56he's obviously kidnapped timmy and left this whittling behind as a clue
06:01we're gonna find timmy turner if we have to scour every filthy crime infested back alley
06:07from dimsdale to katmandu but i have school on monday
06:11to the catmobile
06:13are you superheroes too or just crazy people dressed like cats
06:22superheroes
06:24crazy people
06:25i'm cat man and this is my faithful feline friend cat girl
06:30oh i'm filthy rich man when i see a problem i throw money at it
06:36morning turner nice underpants
06:38dinkleberg is a problem
06:40i dig your stick filthy rich man
06:43you should join us on our mission to rescue timmy turner from the whittler
06:48timmy turner timmy turner
06:52why does that name sound so familiar
06:55everyone hop on the catmobile and hold on tight
06:58turbines to speed
07:01okay i think i've got it this time
07:07a simple heart with wanders and my initials on it
07:09oh no i've accidentally whittled a weird little man whittling a weird little man
07:16this is garbage
07:17oh i got hit with a statue of a weird little man whittling a weird little man
07:22weird the whittler strikes again he's whittled a whittling of the whittler whittling the whittler whittling the whittler
07:30i don't know what the hooba bejeebers is going on down there but i don't want to find out
07:35poof us out of here cosmo
07:37holy hairballs do my cat eyes deceive me or did timmy turner just magically poof away
07:45uh-oh um there's no such thing as poofing away and there is certainly no such thing as magic
07:51i happen to know a superhero who is an expert on magic
07:55it's time to summon the falcon
07:58oh
07:59these ballroom dancing lessons keep me limber
08:02i have to stay in shape on the off chance that a real woman loses a bet and i get a date
08:06look cool
08:08turns out i do have a date a date with destiny
08:11the falcon raises
08:13my back
08:14this is the falcon's lair he'll swoop in soon
08:18really chaz chili cheese fries again i'm not getting in the car with you
08:25the falcon enters
08:28the falcon sits
08:29oh mr falcon
08:31we're after a villain named the whittler
08:34he kidnapped my son
08:35tommy something
08:37the whittler left this clue
08:39it's the whittler whittling the whittler whittling
08:42this whittling whittler has wings
08:45he's a fairy
08:46the falcon is on it
08:47this is my fairy sucker-upper
08:49the name is a work in progress
08:51before the falcon returns to his nest
08:53in this case his orthopedic bed
08:55that fairy will be mine
08:56oh no
08:57cosmo
08:58i don't know who cosmo is
09:01but i share an equal sense of alarm
09:03about those chili cheese fries
09:05timmy
09:06something terrible is about to happen
09:12of course it is
09:14you're with cat man
09:15see ya
09:16i think i got it this time timmy
09:18a simple little heart
09:20ah
09:20it's a working diorama of the 1965 world's fair
09:24i failed again
09:26chili cheese fries
09:32oh the humanity
09:35according to my very sucker-upper
09:38we're getting close
09:39yes
09:40i got rabies from a possum
09:42i won
09:44this is the best day ever
09:46surrender whittler
09:51you've whittled your last whittling of a whittler whittling of whittler
09:56stand back
09:57there he is alone
09:58and i tried so hard to make you something special and romantic but all i could come up with was this
10:28aww
10:30you made this yourself
10:32mm-hmm
10:33just me
10:34my knife
10:35and a devastating explosion that nearly killed timmy
10:37chloe
10:38three grown men in their underpants
10:40and a gassy monkey
10:41well whatever it took you to get there it's lovely
10:44i got you something sentimental too
10:47their pinky rings
10:48when you put them together they make a heart
10:51oh that's so sweet
10:53hmm
10:54hmm
10:55i hope she got a gift receipt
10:57ah
10:58looking good cat girl
11:02bet you wish you'd listen to me and never went to cat man's party
11:05no
11:06i still think i did the right thing by being nice to a lonely old man
11:09despite the nightmares i'll have for weeks maybe forever
11:11cat girl
11:13together we saved timmy and thwarted the whittler
11:16today was the bestest
11:19i wish we could fight crime together every day
11:22oh that's so sweet
11:24i wish that too
11:25wish granted
11:26wait what
11:28criminals of dimsdale beware
11:32you don't stand a chance against the fearsome foursome featuring chaz
11:38not helping chaz
11:41you
11:42you
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