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00:00The following program contains strong language and scenes of a sexual nature.
00:05Please be aware that this program also contains themes of suicide.
00:30Bun.
00:32Bun.
00:33Bun, look at me.
00:35He's awake, you see.
00:38No.
00:39Look at me.
00:40It feels different.
00:45Yeah.
00:47Yeah, like it's bigger than us now.
00:51It's close, Nick.
00:53Bun.
00:55It feels divine.
00:59I love it.
01:04I love having a baby.
01:08And, Bun.
01:11I fucking love you, Bunny.
01:21Yeah.
01:27Dad.
01:29What are we going to do now?
01:41We're going to get out there and shake that money tree, is what we're going to do.
01:49Come on, Junior.
01:50Oh, last thing.
01:53And don't stop me if you've heard this one before.
01:55All right, Bun.
01:56All right, Ray.
01:57What's green and smells of bacon?
01:59How's the egg?
02:00Don't worry.
02:01The mermaid's finger.
02:02You're okay.
02:03I'll see you later.
02:04How are you doing, my friend?
02:05Tip fucking top.
02:06Always.
02:07So, er, what are you doing here?
02:08What do you think?
02:09I'm ready to go, so I need the list.
02:10Listen, Bun.
02:11When I lost my Hilda, it took a while.
02:17I'm fine.
02:18Why don't you just take some time?
02:19There is no time.
02:20I need to get out there, get warmed up.
02:21What for?
02:22One week.
02:23Until the big one.
02:24What?
02:25The expo?
02:26There'll be others, Bun.
02:27Nah.
02:28There won't.
02:29It won't.
02:30It's an annual event, Bun.
02:31It happens every day.
02:32It happens every day.
02:33It happens every day.
02:34I'm ready to go, so I need the list.
02:36Listen, Bun.
02:37When I lost my Hilda, it took a while.
02:39I'm fine.
02:40Why don't you just take some time?
02:42There is no time.
02:44I need to get out there, get warmed up.
02:45What for?
02:46One week, till the big one.
02:47What, the expo?
02:49There'll be others, Bun.
02:50It happens every year.
02:52Oh.
02:53Oh.
02:54Oh, Christ.
02:55What happened last night?
02:57You brought shame to the House of Eternity Enterprises.
03:00Yeah, I also pissed myself.
03:02You all right, Bun?
03:03You all right, Beedle.
03:05We're going down the Bedford for a little drinky-poos.
03:07I'll come.
03:12We've got to hit the road.
03:14What, no school today?
03:16You're shaking the money tree.
03:17Getting ready for the big one.
03:19Right, Dad?
03:20Right.
03:21Now, Geoffrey, if you'd be so very kind, give me the fucking list.
03:25Okay, Bunny.
03:26You're the boss.
03:27No, Geoffrey.
03:28You're the boss.
03:29I just happen to be the only guy in this two-bit operation who has the faintest fucking idea
03:34how to sell anything.
03:38He's not wrong.
03:39He's not wrong.
03:42Oh, baby.
03:46It's a commitment.
03:48It's a commitment, baby.
03:50We've got to love one another or die, brother.
03:51We've got to love one another or die.
03:52Oh, baby.
03:53We've got to love one another or die.
03:54Oh, baby.
03:55We've got to love one another or die, brother.
03:59We've got to love one another or die.
04:00Oh, baby.
04:01It's a commitment.
04:02We've got to love one another or die, brother.
04:03We've got to love one another or die.
04:04Oh, baby.
04:05It's a commitment.
04:06It's a commitment.
04:11We've got to love one another or die, brother.
04:12We've got to love one another or die.
04:17Oh, baby.
04:19Oh, baby.
04:24Because it's super good.
04:25It's super good.
04:26It's super good.
04:28It's super good.
04:29It's super good.
04:30Knock him down.
04:48My gift to you.
04:55She lives in New Haven.
04:57Ouch.
04:57You will find her the most accommodating customer.
05:05You think I've lost it, Pooh?
05:08No.
05:09Of course not.
05:10Of course not, mate.
05:10I just thought it might help with the grieving process.
05:13If I ever need your freebies, Poodle, I'll ask for them.
05:16At which point you can shoot me in the head.
05:24Love you.
05:26Love you too.
05:27Now, fuck off.
05:36What now?
05:38We're going to relieve some boobs of their cabbage.
05:41What?
05:43We're going to sell some stuff.
05:47Yeah.
05:48What does shaking the money tree actually mean?
06:06It's like this.
06:09If you walk up to an oak tree, one of those big solid bastards with roots that grow deep in the soil.
06:16You walk up to a tree like that and give it a shake, what happens?
06:19I don't know.
06:20Well, nothing bloody happens, does it?
06:23You could stand there shaking it all day long.
06:26All that's going to happen is your arms will get tired, right?
06:28Right?
06:29Well, if you walk up to a tree with a tree with a withered trunk and a few leaves clinging on for dear life...
06:40life and you put your hands around it and shake the shit out of it as we say in the trade then
06:45those bloody leaves are gonna come flying off right so the oak tree is the rich bastard and
06:50the skinny tree is the poor soul who hasn't got any money you with me now that all sounds easier
06:55than it is bunny boy do you want to know why okay dad because every fucking bastard and his dog has
07:01got hold of a little tree and it's shaking it for all it's worth the government the bloody landlord
07:05the lottery they don't have a chance in hell of winning all the useless shit they see on tv
07:10the fruit machines the bookies every bastard in his three-legged one-eyed tox-witten dog is shaking
07:16this little tree for all it's worth so you've got to set yourself apart you've got to have something
07:25they think they need above all else what's that hope the dream
07:33you've got to sell them the dream
07:40lost the dream
07:46me
07:49right not you you're the navigator you're in charge of the map making sure we're headed in the right
07:58direction very important job you up for it yeah so what do i do now you wait in the car
08:07okay
08:10all right boys
08:16now let's see what we have here amanda i've got you down for the moroccan rose bath oil
08:21re-nutrived lifting cream plus you wanted the dermo expertise i solace
08:25and bottle of scotch in a good night's sleep yeah right we're my kids you know what i mean
08:32now zoe i'm very disappointed in you i'm sorry he's disappointed
08:37you've ordered the geranium and orange bath oil and the eye solace but and it pains me to say this
08:43you've not ordered the lifting cream oh you absolute fiend
08:48am i in trouble mr monro one hundred percent plant oils natural fragrance liquid heaven
08:56barry white in a bottle it's a big bottle isn't it
09:02you know what baffles me is why a woman as fine as yourself fears it justifiable to deny her body the
09:07very thing it aches for i'm very very disappointed in you
09:16buy the bloody cream all right i'll take it marvelous now georgia
09:24i've got you down for the bath or the hair mask the pro collagen night cream and
09:30anything else
09:37anything um
09:40i know
09:42if i can get seen to
09:46ladies what i am shocked and quite frankly appalled i'm a bona fide professional but then again they do
09:53you say that a satisfied customer is a loyal customer so we can't leave you
09:59unsatisfied
10:02can we
10:07no
10:11nan
10:13go and watch telly go
10:15i know you out you go go on
10:20come on
10:23yours
10:25uh yeah
10:27precious
10:31ah
10:34um do you have any kids mr monroe or uh yeah i do
10:39a boy
10:41how old is he
10:45seven
10:47ten maybe
10:54i'm afraid ladies the time has crept up on me
10:57don't go
10:58no
10:58come on it's still early
11:15not
11:16but
11:16me
11:16too
11:18you
11:18out
11:18and
11:19i'm
11:19and
11:20you
11:20you
11:21you
11:23you
11:23you
11:25you
11:25you
11:26you
11:27you
11:28you
11:31What the fuck?
11:33What the fuck?
11:35What the fuck?
11:37What the fuck?
11:39What the fuck?
11:41What the fuck?
11:43What the fuck?
11:45What the fuck?
11:47What the fuck?
11:49What the fuck?
11:51What the fuck?
11:53What the fuck?
11:55When a pleasant day shopping in Birmingham descended into chaos,
11:59when a man now dubbed the Horned Killer appeared,
12:03Parified witnesses noted the presence of fresh blood on the garden for a few years.
12:08Residents of Birmingham have been...
12:10It's time to get the hell out of this town.
12:14It's turned.
12:16It's gone sour.
12:18Me too.
12:23Yeah, why the fuck not?
12:26Okay.
12:27Great.
12:29Where are we gonna go?
12:31Where do you want to go?
12:34Mummy always said she liked to live in the countryside one day, on a farm.
12:40I think I'd like that too.
12:41Okie dokie, farm it is.
12:43Yeah.
12:44Cool.
12:46Can we have animals?
12:47It'd be a pretty crap farm with no animals, wouldn't it?
12:50Yeah.
12:51Pretty crap, alright.
12:53Can we have chickens?
12:55Course we can.
12:56And cows?
12:57Blocks of them.
12:59Herds?
12:59Them two.
13:00And a great big horny bull.
13:03And an alligator.
13:06But...
13:07Fuck it.
13:07Two big bastard alligators.
13:10But we don't get alligators on a farm.
13:13Well, you do on our farm, mate.
13:16Eh?
13:18Okay.
13:20Right, come on then, navigator.
13:21Oh yeah, good lad.
13:26Good lad.
13:26You alright, mate?
13:27Yeah.
13:27He's only having a go, you pettit.
13:29Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
13:35Good, good, good.
13:36Bingo.
13:37Right, come on then, navigator.
13:38Your chance is showing.
13:39Where are we going?
13:40Um...
13:41Charlotte, part of our shore room.
13:42Have you been there before?
13:43No, we've been there.
13:44No, we've been there before.
13:45No, we've been there before.
13:46No, we've been there before.
13:47No, we've been there before.
13:48Oh, yeah.
13:49Good lad.
13:50Good lad.
13:51Good lad.
13:52Good lad.
13:53Good lad.
13:54Good lad.
13:55Good lad.
13:56Good lad.
13:57Do you have to go there?
13:58Ah.
13:59I think that's changed.
14:00Yeah.
14:01Go over there.
14:02Bingo.
14:03Right, come on then, navigator.
14:04Your chance is showing.
14:05Where are we going?
14:06Um, Charlotte, part of our shore room.
14:08Have you been there before?
14:09Nope, but I know we're going to have some fun.
14:10Are we?
14:15Yeah.
14:16Shore room's...
14:17Shore room, it's right there.
14:19I don't know.
14:20I don't know.
14:21What is wrong with you I told you it's my eyes
14:33A new cream mommy used to get it from chemists, but
14:38All right, here's what we'll do. I'll drop you at a chemist and while I go and take care of the
14:51lovely Charlotte Parnaval, you can get your cream, all right? On my own? Yeah, I'll be quick. Yeah?
15:00Oh yeah, suburban girls. They're all the same. Trapped in their immaculate little identikit houses.
15:07They contact the office asking for a free demonstration of this cream, that bomb, whatever.
15:12Not what they really want, not what they're secretly playing for.
15:15What's that? A real man to smash through their doors and tear their fucking lights apart for half an hour.
15:21And that's you, right dad? That's absolutely right, Bunny my boy.
15:26Uh, there's a chemist down on the high street. You go and get your cream. Okay.
15:46Listen, I won't be long, so you go and get your cream, then come back and wait for me here on those steps.
15:51Good.
16:01Don't talk to strangers!
16:03Don't talk to strangers!
16:07Satsang with Mooji
16:37Brida Kahlo. Beautiful, isn't she?
16:46You okay?
16:49Yeah. Just not quite feeling myself today.
16:54Anyway, let's get back to business, shall we?
16:57So this replenishing cream is just heaven for the tootsies, miss.
17:00May I call you Charlotte?
17:02Sure.
17:03Or you can call me Bunny.
17:07Bunny.
17:14You are joking, right?
17:17Oh, I'm deadly serious.
17:21And you know what they say about bunnies.
17:23What do they say?
17:24Well, you know, that they...
17:28I don't know what they say.
17:30Does this routine actually work on the ladies, Bunny?
17:43Yeah.
17:47Did you just wink at me?
17:49Maybe.
17:49Oh, you are beyond belief.
17:52So they tell me.
17:53Now, this rub will make you feel...
17:56Where did you crawl from, Bunny?
17:58The tarpits.
17:59Like the princess you've always deserved to be.
18:01You're a dodo.
18:03You should have a sign hanging around your neck saying extinct.
18:05Hey, I don't know what you think is going on here, but I'm just trying to do my job, okay?
18:12Trying to make a living, trying to provide for my son.
18:15Your son?
18:17You've got a son?
18:18Yeah.
18:19Where is he?
18:22He...
18:22He's waiting for me.
18:24Lucky boy.
18:36I'm sorry, Mr. Munro.
18:38I've gone too far.
18:42I think I've wounded you.
18:43No.
18:45You haven't.
18:47It's all right.
18:49I just need to use your bathroom.
18:51What?
18:52Yeah.
18:52Been on the road all day.
18:56Need to go so much I can taste it.
19:00Oh, you're a class act.
19:02Stay on the hall.
19:22Oh, you have one of them.
19:31Oh, stupid one.
19:34Yeah, you can't.
19:36Oh, look.
19:37Depending on your fucking magazine.
19:42Oh, what do you mean?
19:47Go on.
19:51What a piss.
20:02Naughty, naughty.
20:12Can I help?
20:14Yes, please.
20:15I need some eye cream.
20:18Cora...
20:20Cora...
20:21Cloramphenicol?
20:22Yes.
20:31That's $3.98, then, please.
20:42Can I stay in here for a little bit?
20:44Okay.
20:54You okay?
20:56I think so.
20:58My mum usually does it.
21:00Right, and where's your mum?
21:05She's dead.
21:09I'm sorry.
21:11It's okay.
21:13She must have wanted to die.
21:15That's why it's not so sad.
21:20So...
21:22Who's looking after you?
21:24My dad.
21:26We're on the road.
21:28Shaking the money tree.
21:30That means selling.
21:33And where is he now, your dad?
21:37I don't know.
21:40What?
21:41Wh lamb dannin.
21:45I never knew, though, she'd baby,
21:47It had some stuff to go as long as they sollten.
21:50Yeah, that was all about it.
21:53Yep.
21:55It's pretty good.
21:57It's a be fine network.
21:59Well...
22:01There too!
22:03It's very системy, there's no hyvä juice all the time we hate in the world.
22:05Now we wake up as soon as I can walk around I'm going beyond staying up.
22:08Bingo.
22:29Right, do you want to buy any of this shit or not?
22:34I detect a note of hostility.
22:36Yeah, well, as dodos get like that sometimes, what are you going to do about it?
22:41I'm going to ask you to get the fuck out of my house.
22:43I'm leaving.
22:44But just so you know, I just pissed all over your bathroom.
22:49What?
22:49All over the walls, the carpet, your woman's magazine.
22:53You what?
22:53With your fucking toothbrush.
22:56No!
22:57Just...
22:57What?
22:58You just...
22:59And you can take this
23:05And shut up your ass!
23:08What the...
23:11Fuck!
23:11Come on!
23:41Come on!
23:43You're so sick.
23:44I'm having your children blood now.
23:49Thank you, man.
23:51I'm very friendly.
23:53I've seen you.
23:54Thank you so much.
23:56Thank you so much.
23:57Oh, ready?
23:58Here we go!
24:02You should fuck him up.
24:06I'll smash you.
24:11I almost forgot your face.
24:41Sweetheart, I think you ought to go to your nuns.
24:55Yeah?
24:58She doesn't want me.
25:00She doesn't want to help your dad.
25:03If you asked her.
25:06But me and dad are gonna get a farm.
25:09Oh, yeah.
25:11With the crocodiles.
25:19I just think maybe your dad's not brilliant at looking after anyone who isn't your dad.
25:30I guess he's not much good at that either.
25:36Junior!
25:38Well, he didn't hang himself from the curtains, did he?
25:42You all right?
25:56Question.
25:57Who's the coolest fucking dad in the world?
26:03Whoa.
26:04It's amazing.
26:05Wait till we get up to the room, bunny boy.
26:09You're gonna love it.
26:10I'm gonna show you the weirdest thing in the world.
26:17What?
26:18I'm talking completely wacko jacko.
26:19What?
26:20No, I mean seriously, like off the planet, Janet.
26:21What?
26:22The tiniest fucking soaps you've ever seen in your entire life.
26:25Can I help you?
26:26Can I help you?
26:27Certainly you can.
26:28Nicest room you've got.
26:29Where did you get that?
26:30Where did I get?
26:31Buddy boy.
26:32You are aware you're talking to the primo, crème de la crème, number one salesman in
26:33the whole world.
26:34I'm talking to you in your world.
26:35What?
26:36I'm talking to you in your world.
26:37What?
26:38I'm talking completely wacko jacko.
26:39What?
26:40No, I mean seriously, like off the planet, Janet.
26:41What?
26:42The tiniest fucking soaps you've ever seen in your entire life.
26:44Can I help you?
26:45Certainly you can.
26:46Nicest room you've got.
26:47Where did you get that?
26:48Where did I get?
26:49Buddy boy.
26:50You are aware you're talking to the primo, crème de la crème, number one salesman in
26:55the whole of Brighton, right?
26:56Yeah.
26:57Course.
26:58I could sell a bicycle to a barracuda.
27:00Our Elizabeth room, sir.
27:02Elizabeth.
27:07I could sell two bicycles to a barracuda.
27:09I'm telling you.
27:10Mate, I could sell the whole bloody bike shed.
27:14Come on, you bald prick.
27:15Give me some good news.
27:16We've had a complaint.
27:17A woman called and said she had some money missing.
27:21Now, obviously, I told her that we at Eternity Enterprises are not in the habit of employing
27:30thieves.
27:31But she's threatening to ring the police bun.
27:34Also, your dad's carer called.
27:37You're right about the soaps, Dad?
27:40They're so tiny.
27:42Can you teach me?
28:01Had to be a salesman like you.
28:05I'm not a very good navigator.
28:08And I don't like being left on my own.
28:11Yeah?
28:12Okay.
28:13Really?
28:14Teach her everything I know.
28:16What are you doing?
28:18Checking the monetary.
28:19Give me the flipping money.
28:20Give me the flipping money.
28:21Yeah.
28:22Okay.
28:23Okay.
28:24Okay?
28:26Hey!
28:27Teach her everything I know.
28:28What are you doing?
28:29Checking the monetary.
28:31Give me the flipping money.
28:35Give me the flippin' money!
28:38Ha, ha, ha.
29:04Uh, Guam.
29:06Into bed.
29:08Uh, Guam.
29:38Uh, Guam.
29:52Look at me, Bunny.
29:54Look at me.
30:02Look at me.
30:04That's all you had to do, Bunny.
30:06Stop looking everywhere else.
30:18We had it all.
30:24That's all you had to do, Bunny.
30:30Stop looking everywhere else.
30:32We had it all.
30:36I wanted it.
30:38So why didn't you take it, you dope?
30:46Don't know.
30:48Yes, you do.
30:52Yes, you do.
30:54I had to do it.
30:56It was my turn.
30:58It's a very good one.
31:00I'm not you.
31:02I'm not going to be.
31:04I'm not going to be.
31:06You're not going to be.
31:08I'm not going to be.
31:10I'm not going to be.
31:12I'm not going to be.
31:14I'm not going to be.
31:16Let's go.
31:46I don't know.
32:16I don't know.
32:46I don't know.
33:16I don't know.
33:17I don't know.
33:18I don't know.
33:19I don't know.
33:20I don't know.
33:21I don't know.
33:23It's late for a south call, isn't it?
33:25It's, um, never too late to experience the wonder of this hypoallergenic, uh, rejuvenating.
33:38Your mate told you where I lived, didn't he?
33:41And what did he say about me?
33:45He said you were a most accommodating customer.
33:51Oh, did he now?
33:52Most obliging, he said.
33:55Generous even.
33:56Tell me more about the cream.
33:58Well, Pamela.
33:59This rich, hydrating, age-targeting lotion.
34:05Are you all right?
34:06Are you all right?
34:07Well, Pamela.
34:08This rich, hydrating, age-targeting lotion.
34:24It's been a hard day.
34:25Do you like pussy bunny?
34:26I love it.
34:27How much do you love it?
34:49I love it.
34:53How much do you love it?
34:56I love it beyond all things.
35:00I love it more than life itself.
35:05Do you love my pussy?
35:06Yeah.
35:09I do.
35:12I love it beyond all reason.
35:15I love it till the cows come home.
35:22Come and get it.
35:26What's your name?
35:31Penny charade.
35:33What's yours?
35:34Bunny.
35:36Bunny?
35:38Bunny Monroe.
35:42I've got a feeling about you.
35:45I think things are gonna get a whole lot worse.
35:50I know.
35:56I know.
35:57I know.
35:58I know.
35:59I know.
36:00I know.
36:01I know.
36:02I know.
36:04I know.
36:09I know.
36:10My father says it, mother says it, sister says it, brother says it, uncle says it, auntie says it, everyone at the party, I'm on fire, I'm on fire, I'm on fire, well the horse says it, pig says it, church in his wig says it, fox and the rabbit and the nun in her heaven, I'm on fire, I'm on fire.
36:40Well my mean Bill Gates says it, the president of the United States says it, the slacker and the worker and the girl and the burger, I'm on fire, yeah babe I'm on fire, yeah the general with his tank says it, the man at the bank says it, soldier with his ruckus and the mouse in my pocket, I'm on fire, yeah babe I'm on fire.
37:10Well the drug had a wreck with a needle in his neck says it, drunk says it, punk says it, brave for this man, I'm on fire, well babe I'm on fire.
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