Mike Judges Beavis and Butt Head S03E22 Get Well Soon

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00:00Oh my god, feel better, Cody.

00:22I want to sign it next.

00:25Sup.

00:27I'll carry your books, Cody.

00:30But, Ed, what's going on?

00:32Why are all those chicks being nice to Cody when he sucks?

00:36Uh, I think it's because he has a cast.

00:40Oh, yeah.

00:41Yeah, they feel sorry for him and stuff.

00:44And when chicks feel sorry for you, you're halfway to scoring.

00:48Yeah, yeah, they sign your cast, and then they, like, do other stuff.

00:52You know what I'm saying?

00:54Hey, wait a minute.

00:56Beavis, you gotta break my arm so I can get a cast on it.

01:00Yeah, and then you can break my arm, too, and then we'll both score.

01:06No, that would be too much.

01:08If everyone has a cast, then no one has a cast.

01:11Or something.

01:12Now mess my arm up real good.

01:16Okay, okay.

01:17Let me go ahead and just break this bad boy.

01:20Yeah.

01:24Break it already, dumbass.

01:26Lift with your legs or something.

01:29Ugh!

01:30Damn it, Beavis.

01:30I said break it.

01:31Don't hurt it.

01:32Ah!

01:33I guess we're gonna have to think of some other way.

01:37Well, no one ever got any thinking done here at school.

01:41You know, they should have a place where you can, like, learn how to do stuff.

01:45Like, if there was something you didn't know, there would be people who would, like, teach it to you, you know?

01:50Hey.

01:50That would make too much sense, Beavis.

01:53Yeah, really.

01:56Hi.

01:57Welcome to Y2K's Big Fun Fun Show.

01:59I'm your host, Y2K.

02:02I'd like to introduce you to today's very fun, very special guest, Baby No Money.

02:08Baby No Money?

02:11Most rappers, like, brag about how much money they have, but not Baby No Money.

02:18She's poor.

02:20He's got the lowest self-esteem in hip-hop.

02:27He got his suit at the Goodwill.

02:33He's one of those guys who sings all, like, drowsy.

02:37Like he's taking sleeping pills.

02:40Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:41Yeah, everyone sings like that.

02:44Married to the mother of everything.

02:46Yeah, yeah, sometimes I talk like that when I take a bunch of codeine cough syrup, you know?

02:54Maybe these guys, like, take cough syrup all the time.

03:02And they're like, um, like, um, what's that word when you, um, you take something all the time and you can't stop?

03:09It's like, um, addict, addict.

03:11I think the word you're looking for is cool.

03:16Oh, yeah, yeah.

03:17Yeah, yeah, that's it.

03:19Yeah, my uncle is cool to, uh, crystal meth.

03:25Boy, cool can mean a lot of things, can't it?

03:28The word cool is cool.

03:35Oh, no.

03:37What, what, what?

03:39When I say puppets, I know what comes next.

03:42They're gonna try to teach me how to read.

03:44Oh, God.

03:46All puppets ever talk about is letters.

03:49Yeah, it's like a, it's like after A, B, C, D, the rest is just a blur, you know?

03:59You said D.

04:05You know, I used to watch that Muppet show sometimes, but, like, except for that one really hot pig, there's nothing good on it.

04:14Uh, oh, yeah.

04:16She's what they call a pilf.

04:19Yeah, yeah, there you go with letters again, buddhead.

04:21Come on.

04:24Okay, Beaveth.

04:25I'm gonna lie down, and you're gonna ride down the hill and run over my arm.

04:31Okay.

04:34Ready?

04:36Ready?

04:37Go.

04:41Fire!

04:49Uh, what happened?

04:59I, I don't know.

05:00I had my eyes closed.

05:01Uh, so did I.

05:03But it felt like I hit your arm pretty hard.

05:06I mean, I went flying, and my head hurts.

05:09Uh, wow.

05:11That didn't hurt at all.

05:13I didn't even feel it.

05:14Well, it must be because I hit it so hard.

05:17Is it broken?

05:18Probably.

05:20Uh.

05:21Damn it.

05:22I don't even have a scratch.

05:25Whoa.

05:26Really?

05:26That's crazy.

05:27Definitely found it like I hit the sweet spot, you know?

05:32The problem is my arms are too strong.

05:35Yeah, yeah, that's how they get you.

05:38You're gonna have to do it again.

05:42I'll try, but, like, my arm really hurts, and it's, like, bent funny, and I can't move it so good.

05:49I don't care about your problems, Beavis.

05:51I care about broken arms.

05:53Yeah, yeah, that's true.

05:55Yeah, sorry.

05:56Now get back up there so I can score.

06:00Yeah, yeah, okay.

06:04Ow.

06:08Hurry up!

06:16Let's see.

06:18There's gotta be something in here that can break my arm.

06:21You boys don't touch the scissor lift, all right?

06:32Employees only.

06:34Whoa.

06:34If we're not allowed to touch it, it must be really dangerous.

06:39I can stick my hand in the machinery.

06:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, good idea.

06:46Now get up there and start pressing buttons.

06:49Okay, you've got it.

06:54Let's see here.

06:55There's a lot of buttons.

06:57Where to begin?

07:01That's the wrong way, dumbass.

07:04You need to, like, lower it.

07:07I can't make it stop.

07:10I'm trying.

07:11It keeps going up.

07:12What are you doing up there, butthole?

07:15Quit choking your chicken and get down here and break my arm.

07:21Okay, okay.

07:22Let me try this button here.

07:24Let's just, um...

07:24See if...

07:25Whoa!

07:28Uh-oh.

07:29Damn it.

07:29Get back here.

07:31Oh, no.

07:32Butthead!

07:33Butthead, what do I do?

07:35I can't make it stop.

07:36Hey, hey, hey, hey!

07:41Where am I going?

07:42What's going on, butthead?

07:44Oh, no, no, no.

07:45Hey.

07:46Ha-ha!

07:46Somebody help!

07:48Hey, watch where you're going!

07:54Sorry down there.

07:57I can't control...

07:58Hey, hey, look out!

08:00Ah!

08:02Hey, no!

08:03Ah!

08:04Hey, what's going on?

08:05Hey, do you know how to work this thing?

08:07Ah!

08:08No!

08:09No!

08:10Hey, you're all going the wrong way, class!

08:12They're not a drive!

08:13Ah!

08:14Hey, hey, hey!

08:16Hey, hey, look out!

08:17Ah!

08:18No, no, no!

08:19Ah!

08:23Whoa.

08:23Oh, I made it.

08:25Ah, glad that's over.

08:27Ah!

08:28Ah!

08:29Ah!

08:31Ah!

08:32Ah!

08:33Ah!

08:35Ah!

08:36Oh!

08:38Oh!

08:38Ah!

08:40Oh!

08:41Ah!

08:43Ah!

08:44Butthead, you finally came!

08:45Hehehehe!

08:46Yeah!

08:47Yeah!

08:48I thought you might have got some jello or something.

08:50Ugh!

08:51No!

08:52No, they say I can't chew jello yet, but...

08:54Check out my cast!

08:56The chicks can sign all over me!

08:58Hehehehe!

08:58Hey!

08:59It's full body, you know?

09:01Hehehehe!

09:02Eh!

09:03Now, by the time they let you out of here, school will be over for the summer.

09:06All the chicks will be gone already.

09:08Hehehehe!

09:09Oh!

09:10Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

09:11Yeah, but someone's probably signed my cast, right?

09:14Hehehehe!

09:14Hey!

09:15Eh!

09:16Let's see.

09:17Hehehehe!

09:19Nope!

09:20Hehehehe!

09:21Eh!

09:21Yeah, well, that sucks.

09:23Hehehehe!

09:24Hey!

09:25Well, visiting hours are over.

09:26Hehehehe!

09:27Let me know if you get some jello.

09:29Ugh!

09:30Hehehehe!

09:33Mike

09:34Be

09:35Eh,

09:35Nope!

09:36R

09:39Eh,

09:40Eh,

09:41Eh,

09:42Eh,

09:42Eh!

09:43Eh,

09:44Eh,

09:45Eh,

09:46Eh,

09:47Eh,

09:48Eh,

09:48EhG

09:49Eh,

09:50Eh!

09:56Eh,

09:58Ah,

09:59Eh?

09:59Chirp.

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