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00:00字幕 李宗盛
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00:11啊, 它是一個非常風格的地
00:14我們可以做任何我們願意
00:16我説 我們要去讓球
00:18我們就開始一個風格的球
00:23只有一件事可以灌 日間
00:25哦, Timmy
00:27然後那是
00:28我暈烘
00:30全我的钱都烧了一箱里
00:33就不贵了,我保持他们在锂盆
00:36好的,对你来的
00:39我不是说吗?
00:41我设计了个人的经验,我设计了什么人
00:44我设计不在乎的艺术
00:46我设计了一位公司
00:48完美的时间!
00:49明天的运动是明星期的
00:52耶!
00:53这是一个最好的运动的运动
00:55我们要有一个爸爸-Son的交友
00:58Remember when we bonded as father-son beekeepers?
01:01It was fun till we got the bees!
01:03Yeah! Who knew they'd respond badly to being taunted with a pointed stick?
01:07Pretty much everyone. Even monkeys know that.
01:09You know, making a movie together could be awesome, Dad.
01:12Oh! Can I be in it? I've always wanted to be an actress.
01:15In fact, when starring in my own one-woman show in my room,
01:18I sing and dance and play show tunes on a kazoo.
01:21I didn't bite you, but my parents say it needs to be a secret.
01:24Okay. Well, it's not a secret anymore, but I kind of wish it was.
01:30Anyway, let's do this, Dad. Dad?
01:34Yeah, I'm poking at you. What are you going to do about it, fish?
01:38Dad, stop taunting my fish!
01:40Hey, the bees are back!
01:43Okay, I'm the director. And action!
01:48Why is there no action, Timmy?
01:50Well, the action doesn't just magically happen, Dad.
01:53We need to get a script. Actors and a crew.
01:55Ooh, that sounds like a lot of work.
01:58One crew member coming right up.
02:01I've always wanted to be in the movies.
02:03Ooh, you have the voice of an angel. You'll be our voice coach.
02:07Fabulous!
02:13Presenting Totally Chloe!
02:16Make them laugh. Make them cry. Make them happy and make them sigh.
02:23I'm entertaining. I'm not a bore. My act's not a secret anymore.
02:29I'm totally Chloe!
02:32Wow. Anyway.
02:34I can't believe how great this is going. The movie's making itself.
02:41Do you know what we still need, Timmy? Star power.
02:44You have your star! Totally Chloe!
02:48Anyway, Timmy, what about your friend Cat Man?
02:51Hmm, he's a big star.
02:52Don't say his name. He'll appear out of nowhere and ruin our lives.
02:56Who, Cat Man?
02:58Did someone say my name?
02:59I did! And you're hired!
03:02Oh, come on, Dad. He's nuts!
03:04Not this time, Citizen Timmy. This time you're nuts and I'm dangerous.
03:10Just like it says here in the script I wrote, aptly called nuts and dangerous.
03:15Featuring Totally Chloe!
03:17Anyway, my script's a high-octane action flick starring yours truly as dangerous,
03:24The complicated superhero walking on the racer's edge.
03:27And you, Timmy, play nuts!
03:30My loose cannon sidekick who plays by his own rules.
03:33You know what? That actually sounds pretty cool!
03:36I get to wear a superhero costume with awesome gadgets!
03:40I can't wait to do this!
03:43I am not doing this!
03:45You didn't tell me Nuts was a squirrel!
03:47Originally, he was gonna be a buff superhero with a cool iron suit,
03:52but that seemed crazy, so I made him a big squirrel with the face of a human boy.
03:57Cause that makes sense.
03:59Ah, Nuts!
04:01Perfect! From now on, that's your catchy catchphrase!
04:05Although I would say it more like,
04:06Oh, Nuts!
04:11Every great movie starts with a big attention-grabbing opener,
04:14and I have just the thing!
04:16And action!
04:22Yes! I blew up Dinkleberg's house!
04:24That should be a crowd pleaser!
04:26I know it pleased me!
04:30Thanks for putting me in your movie, Turner!
04:31It was worth losing all the possessions that connected me to the meaningful moments of my life
04:35and made me feel whole!
04:37Don't sass me, you ungrateful monster!
04:39Also, I forgot to put film in the camera, so start rebuilding your house so I can blow it up again!
04:44Anything for the arts, Turner!
04:46Stop throwing tantrums, you diva!
04:48Moving on!
04:49Let's rehearse for the next scene!
04:51Oh, I love rehearsing!
04:53But no one gave me a script!
04:54And action!
04:56Looks like we have the perfect crime on our hands, Nutjob!
05:00It's not Nutjob, it's nuts!
05:03Stick to the script, Timmy!
05:04It's the only way we can bond!
05:06Stop taunting me with a stick!
05:08Cut!
05:08I'm a genius!
05:10Moving on to the next scene!
05:12Wait, there isn't another scene!
05:13The rest of this so-called script is just Catman's to-do list!
05:17I playfully refer to it as my Catman do list!
05:21Get it?
05:22It's a cunning play on words!
05:24I can to-do things!
05:25Anyway!
05:27Catgirl!
05:28When did you get here?
05:29Oh, I'm not Cat-
05:31Wait, is Catgirl in the movie?
05:32What movie?
05:33This movie!
05:34If we're making a movie, then Catgirl has to be in it!
05:37Yes!
05:38Then I am Catgirl!
05:44Bonding or no bonding, there's no way I'm going into that store dressed as a giant squirrel!
05:49Oh, you have to, Timmy!
05:51Remember when you signed that little girl's autograph?
05:55Can I have your autograph, Mr. Movie Star?
05:58That was no little girl, but good voice, huh?
06:05It was me tricking you into signing a legally binding contract!
06:08How did I not know that?
06:10I give the credit to my excellent voice coaching!
06:13Action!
06:14Let's see, what's on my Catman do list?
06:20Tuna?
06:21Buttermilk?
06:22Catgirl, you see any cereal with live mice in it?
06:26Are you talking to Meow?
06:28See what I did there?
06:29I have my own catchy catchphrase!
06:31Totally, Catgirl!
06:34I've never been so humiliated in my entire life, and that's saying something!
06:37Oh, I love your broken spirit, Timmy, but your delivery needs work!
06:41Voice coach!
06:42Try it like this, nutbag!
06:44It's nut job!
06:44I mean nuts!
06:45Do it like the lady says!
06:47Just get me out of here before anyone from school sees me!
06:50There he is, popular girls!
06:52Turner, I heard you were walking around in a stupid squirrel suit,
06:55so I brought all of the cheerleaders from school to humiliate you!
07:01I'm a movie star!
07:04Cut!
07:04Genius!
07:05It is hoagie time!
07:08And action!
07:10Okay, my blind date is supposed to have a red bow in her hair.
07:14What kind of lunatic puts a blind date on their to-do list?
07:18A romantic lunatic, Timmy!
07:21I mean nutbag!
07:21Uh-oh!
07:22I just spotted my date and she's a real dog!
07:31This cannot get any worse!
07:32Hey, Turner!
07:33I brought in some squirrel hunters from Louisiana!
07:35They're all named Billy Bob!
07:37There's a squirrel I promised you boys, and he's a biggin!
07:40Them's good eatin'!
07:42Dad!
07:43Those men want to mount me on their wall!
07:45What do I do?
07:46Every movie needs a chase scene, so run, nut butt!
07:49To the nutmobile!
07:54Action!
07:55Freezer's gonna be full of squirrel mates this winter!
07:57Yee-haw!
07:58Ha-ha!
08:18House rebuilt!
08:19I hope Turner appreciates it!
08:21Get out of the shot, Dinkelberg!
08:24Ha-ha!
08:24Cut!
08:27I got everything but your house exploding, Dinkelberg!
08:30You know what that means!
08:31Happily rebuilding as we speak, Turner!
08:33It gives my life purpose!
08:39That's a wrap!
08:40Oh, Timmy!
08:41What a great day of bonding!
08:42This was more fun than taunting things with a pointed stick!
08:45You put me through the worst day of my life!
08:48Worst day of my life?
08:49That's a great name for a sequel!
08:51There's not gonna be a sequel!
08:53In fact, I'm never gonna spend another father-son bonding day with you again!
08:57People hunted me!
08:58So sorry that I don't feel like we bought it!
09:01Would it help if I buy you popcorn at the film festival?
09:03No!
09:04Maybe!
09:05If it's large!
09:06Done!
09:07Just go!
09:15Ladies and gentlemen!
09:15This is Chet Ubecha welcoming you to the Dimmesdale Film Festival!
09:19Our first film was directed by Timmy's dad!
09:21It's titled Nuts & Dangerous!
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