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00:00Thank you for lettin' us be ourselves
00:06So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:09These simple lines be good for your health
00:11Keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
00:13Live my life like you just don't care
00:16Five thousand leaders never scared
00:18Rain noises the moment they fear
00:20Get up, you still appear for my deal
00:23Get up, throw your hands in the hand
00:25Get up, you're shitin' like that
00:27Sit on the couch, kick off your boots and dry your foot by the fire.
00:42It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for The Last Leg.
00:46Tonight on the show, Donald Trump blows hot and cold.
00:50Labor gets an icy reception.
00:53And we hail the new angel on our Christmas tree.
00:55Plus, we'll be joined by comedians Harriet Kemsley and Catherine Ryan on the show that
01:01sometimes gets snowed under by the news.
01:11G'day!
01:13Hi, everyone.
01:14I'm Adam Hills.
01:15Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that's a lot like day one of The Ashes, because there's
01:19plenty of exposed stumps.
01:22With me, as always, are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe, and the man who thinks a
01:25wicked sequel is Home Alone 2, Lost in New York, Alex Brooker.
01:35Now, we will get into the big news in a second, but this week, in a meeting that we were having
01:39in the office, Josh uttered a sentence that shocked us all.
01:43No, he didn't say, it's okay, I can reach the top shelf.
01:45And it certainly wasn't, actually, I think I have made too many jokes about Alex's hands.
01:52Or it wasn't, of course it's not my real voice.
01:54Josh, what did you say?
01:57Well, I just said that I'd spent the week doing some tiling in the house, and you thought...
02:01Genuinely!
02:03If I'd have said that, it would have been less surprising.
02:06I don't know why it's so surprising.
02:08It's just a normal thing for me to do.
02:09I just do a bit of DIY.
02:11I'm a real man.
02:12I sounded, sorry, I sounded like Pinocchio, then.
02:16I mean, look, you've been assembling me for the last 14 years before the show.
02:21But still, it was...
02:23So, yeah, so I'm having a room, I had to soundproof a room.
02:27Right.
02:28Why?
02:28For podcasts rather than...
02:30Oh, thank God for that!
02:31Yeah, I had to black out some windows.
02:33Soundproof a room.
02:34Yeah, cos I've got, I've taken someone prisoner.
02:36And, um...
02:37And so I had to do...
02:39I had to get a topical reference.
02:41And I had to do...
02:43I had to do the ceiling, so I did it with tiles.
02:46And I did a good job.
02:47Yeah, we have a photo.
02:48Here are the tiles in place.
02:49Look at that!
02:49All jokes aside, Josh, those tiles look like they've been laid by a professional.
02:54Thank you very much!
02:55Do you know what?
02:56Don't patronize me.
02:59That's the lowest moment of my career.
03:00That third one, if you pull it down, you can get into the air vents like Bruce Willis on Die Hard.
03:07I should say also, it was actually a floor and that photo is the wrong way up.
03:11Come on.
03:12Come on.
03:12Um, Alex, you've been doing a bit of DIY work as well.
03:16Yeah, have you noticed a big time of year for me, uh, with Christmas coming up, so I've been doing the light.
03:21So, uh, got a ladder out, um, to hold for my father-in-law, really, so there we go.
03:26There I am.
03:27Who wouldn't feel safe looking down and seeing that geezer taking a selfie while holding a ladder with one hand?
03:36It looks like that, I reckon you could use that to, uh, for either news of the two main news stories next week.
03:42One is, pervert window cleaner found.
03:45LAUGHTER
03:46And the other is, picture found of first suspect in Louvre heist.
03:53LAUGHTER
03:54But I think, I think it made me get, it got me thinking, because obviously, you know, we're both, we're both, uh, you know, we're doing our DIY now.
04:02Yeah.
04:03And I think that there's, there's something in it.
04:05I think there's a show in it.
04:06Mm-hmm.
04:07I think, I think we could picture on a DIY show.
04:08I don't, but if you say so, yeah.
04:09I think, you know, I kept thinking, like, it'd market it.
04:12Yeah.
04:13Handyman and little handyman.
04:14He would have, he, there you go, a couple of tools get the job done.
04:18LAUGHTER
04:19I'll just say, to the person that did that Photoshop, and it is a Photoshop, how, how are my arms the ones you failed to get wrong?
04:28LAUGHTER
04:29Failed to get right, I meant I fucked up saying failed to get wrong.
04:32LAUGHTER
04:33We are live on your telly right now.
04:35How did I get that wrong? I was having, sorry.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Send us any questions you want to ask us about the news.
04:40Uh, Instagram, the hashtag is, is it OK?
04:42WhatsApp, the number's 07956175908.
04:45Or you can scan the QR code on the screen.
04:48For example, BayviewBoy said, is it OK for Scotland to reach World Cup finals after 28 years?
04:54Hooray!
04:55Yes, it bloody is.
04:58Scotland is currently on day three of a hangover after their men's football team beat Denmark in injury time.
05:04Uh, with Denmark pushing for a draw, Scotland's Kenny MacLean took a shot from beyond halfway to seal the result,
05:10and the BBC radio commentators were anything but impartial.
05:14as Gielman has it, he's surrounded.
05:18He pokes the ball back.
05:19Surely now Scotland will hold onto possession.
05:22It's MacLean, he's looking to go for goal!
05:25From halfway line, it's Chim Schmitt!
05:27Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:31Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:32Glorious! Glorious!
05:34Kenny MacLean from the halfway line!
05:37Scotland for Denmark 2!
05:39We are returning to the World Cup!
05:42What a night!
05:48Well...
05:51The thing I love most about those goals,
05:53the goals they scored every day, like, you couldn't...
05:56You started to quite hear it on the clip there,
05:59is that when Scotland score, they immediately start playing
06:02the Proclaimers 500 miles.
06:04So, the second they score, you've got people doing a nut,
06:06and you just hear...
06:09And, honestly, you never get moments like that in, like, real life.
06:13Like, imagine how good Proclaimers would be
06:15over the big moments in your life.
06:17Imagine, like, the birth of your children,
06:19just as the head starts to pop at you, like...
06:26And one of the best photos of the match was this shot
06:28of Scott McTominay, who nailed an incredibly athletic bicycle kick.
06:33Um, that's... that is...
06:35Do you know what? I don't want to brag.
06:36Yeah.
06:37That is the position I was in.
06:38That's how I put up the final tile on the ceiling.
06:40LAUGHTER
06:42There was an amazing thing with Scott McTominay.
06:44After he scored the goal, he ran to the crowd,
06:46and he genuinely asked, where's my mum?
06:48And what I love most about it is, like, no matter what...
06:51what age you get to, what level of achievement you get to,
06:54you're still always that seven-year-old boy who goes,
06:56Hey, Mum, did you just see that? That was...
06:58LAUGHTER
06:59What's amazing is he not only scored the goal,
07:01he also impersonated the flag of the Isle of Man.
07:04LAUGHTER
07:06And, look, last week we asked you to nominate an angel
07:10for the Last Leg Christmas tree.
07:11We are going to reveal the winner at the end of the show,
07:13but we also thought tonight we'd make up some honorary baubles.
07:16Oh, yeah. Alex...
07:17I just thought the Scotland result was so incredible in the week.
07:21I genuinely cheered and trained.
07:23So I've got a little Scott McTominay bauble
07:25that I've been trusted to put on the tree,
07:28on a branch that's been conveniently signified to me
07:31with some orange tape.
07:32LAUGHTER
07:34There we go.
07:36Beautiful.
07:37Oh, that is nice.
07:38Well, we're all going to do one.
07:39I'm nominating Joe Marler.
07:40Oh, yeah. Lovely.
07:41Right after Celebrity Traders,
07:43because I think if we've learned anything from Celebrity Traders,
07:45it's to trust the instincts of a rugby player.
07:47Oh, for God.
07:49How do you ruin everything good?
07:51LAUGHTER
07:52Remember, Claudia said on the show,
07:54celebrities have people lie to them all the time,
07:56and she's right.
07:57All celebrities ever hear are things like,
07:58oh, your show's amazing,
07:59oh, I loved your latest album,
08:00oh, all jokes aside, Josh,
08:02those tiles look like they've been laid by a professional.
08:04LAUGHTER
08:06LAUGHTER
08:08APPLAUSE
08:10LAUGHTER
08:12LAUGHTER
08:13There's no bullshit...
08:14Also, that tree needs putting up in a different angle, sorry.
08:17Look, there's no bullshit on a rugby pitch.
08:18Look at the scrums.
08:19When your face is that close to another man's arse,
08:20you can tell if he's a faithful or a traitor.
08:21LAUGHTER
08:22I'm going to put this up here.
08:23Joe Marler, if I ever meet you,
08:24and I hope I do one day,
08:25I want you to scoop me up like a rugby ball
08:26and call me your hundy faithful.
08:27LAUGHTER
08:28APPLAUSE
08:29And Josh, people who are honest,
08:30that's what you've gone for, Adam.
08:31Mm-hm.
08:32And there's only one person who's publicly on TV,
08:33been more honest and themselves this year.
08:35I'm going to put this up here.
08:36Joe Marler, if I ever meet you,
08:37and I hope I do one day,
08:38I want you to scoop me up like a rugby ball
08:40and call me your hundy faithful.
08:42LAUGHTER
08:43APPLAUSE
08:49And Josh, people who are honest,
08:51that's what you've gone for, Adam.
08:53And there's only one person who's publicly on TV
08:56been more honest and themselves this year.
08:59Mm-hm.
09:00I don't know if you saw Romesh Ranganathan's parents evening.
09:02Oh, here we go.
09:04But Alex Brooker was overshadowed by the real star of the show,
09:07his mum, Elaine Brooker.
09:09Mm-hm.
09:10Let's have a look at one of the many brilliant clips of it.
09:15He comes across as a bit fixed.
09:16Yeah.
09:17But he was actually really clever.
09:20Really clever.
09:21Really clever.
09:22I wondered why you wanted photos of my mum.
09:25LAUGHTER
09:26Well, all the ones she sends me...
09:28Oh, you...
09:29Oh, sorry, that's...
09:30So gaudy now he's in the train.
09:32Sorry, one day on the building site,
09:34and look what I've become.
09:35So there she is, Elaine.
09:37She's on the tree and, um...
09:39Stop gently caressing.
09:42LAUGHTER
09:43Don't!
09:44LAUGHTER
09:46All right, on to the news of the week now,
09:48and as the world celebrated International Men's Day,
09:50Laura said,
09:51is it OK that Donald Trump called a female journalist Piggy?
09:54No, it is not, Laura.
09:56Here is the disturbing footage.
09:58It's not all right, is it?
09:59No.
10:00And the only person allowed to say quiet piggy is Kermit the Frog.
10:13And even then he's risking a karate chop.
10:15LAUGHTER
10:16Didn't David Cameron say something similar to that?
10:19LAUGHTER
10:20LAUGHTER
10:21LAUGHTER
10:23LAUGHTER
10:24How the fuck up my memory?
10:26LAUGHTER
10:27A few days later,
10:28Donald Trump hosted one of the only world leaders
10:30with a worse track record of dealing with both women
10:32and journalists than him,
10:33Saudi Arabia's Mohammed bin Salman.
10:35Here they are in the Oval Office.
10:37Yes, an authoritarian leader who's carried out a campaign
10:40of intimidation against the press next to Mohammed bin Salman.
10:43LAUGHTER
10:44They look like they're just about to do a cool handshake,
10:47don't they?
10:48Look at the room as well.
10:49Even bin Salman's thinking,
10:50come on, this is a bit gaudy.
10:52LAUGHTER
10:53Because they kind of...
10:54They were so happy together.
10:56Yeah.
10:57They were so...
10:58They kind of...
10:59Most times they kind of looked like an episode of First Dates
11:01that had gone really well.
11:02And they were kind of like they were going to turn around
11:04and go, do you know what, yeah, I'd love to see him again
11:06and be misogynistic together?
11:07I think it would be...
11:08Fantastic.
11:09But there was...
11:10There was...
11:11You know, the thing with them two is,
11:12you know...
11:13You know your ghostbusters.
11:14It's like the gatekeeper and the keymaster.
11:15Oh, yeah.
11:16Like, you don't want to get these two together.
11:17But if you were a mutual friend of them,
11:19you would have gone, like,
11:20I'll tell you what.
11:21I'll tell you what, Donald.
11:22I know who you'd love.
11:23You would get on with my friend Mohammed bin Salman so much.
11:25You two.
11:26Look, the meeting was controversial
11:28because US intelligence have said that bin Salman
11:30likely ordered the murder and dismemberment
11:32of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
11:34The Guardian even ran with this brutal headline,
11:37Trump and Mr Bonesaw stage loving
11:40as Saudi's $1 trillion wipes the bloody slate clean.
11:43They called him Mr Bonesaw.
11:44Mr Bonesaw sounds like a YouTuber on
11:48I'm a Celebrity that I haven't heard of.
11:50I mean, it doesn't sound like a great Mr member, I must say.
11:53What happened to Mr Tickle?
11:55That was fun.
11:56Mr Bonesaw to me sounds like the follow-up
11:58to the song Mr Brightside.
12:00But still by the killers.
12:02Really nice.
12:05Between bin Salman and Trump,
12:06you've got Bonespurs and Bonesaw,
12:08which I'm going to pitch as a new cop drama, by the way.
12:11See, Bonespurs and Bonesaw
12:13could be another name for our building business.
12:17Mary Bruce from ABC News raised the controversy
12:19of hosting a man the CIA accused of killing
12:21and dismembering a US citizen.
12:23Watch who Trump jumps to defend in this shocking clip.
12:28Your Royal Highness,
12:29the US intelligence concluded that you orchestrated
12:31the brutal murder of a journalist.
12:339-11 families are furious that you are here in the Oval Office.
12:36Who are you with?
12:37Why should Americans trust you?
12:38Who are you with?
12:39And the same to you, Mr President.
12:40Who are you with?
12:41I'm with ABC News, sir.
12:42You're with who?
12:43ABC News, sir.
12:44Fake news. ABC fake news.
12:45One of the worst in the business.
12:47But I'll answer your question.
12:48Thanks.
12:49As far as this gentleman is concerned,
12:51he's done a phenomenal job.
12:53You're mentioning somebody that was extremely controversial.
12:56A lot of people didn't like that gentleman
12:58that you're talking about.
12:59Whether you like him or didn't like him,
13:01things happened.
13:02But he knew nothing about it.
13:04And we can leave it at that.
13:05You don't have to embarrass our guests
13:06by asking a question like that.
13:08You don't have to embarrass our guests like that,
13:10says the man who berated Zelensky
13:12for not wearing a suit.
13:14And by the way, neither was Bin Salman.
13:16Also, and the way he called him a gentleman,
13:18this gentleman...
13:19Please don't embarrass the gentleman
13:20who our own intelligence said
13:21cut up a journalist into tiny pieces.
13:23Trump is 30 seconds away from going,
13:24ha, your bone saw one journalist.
13:27To be fair, if I was sat next to
13:29Mohammed Bin Salman and someone started winding him up,
13:31I would be like,
13:32could you just stop with those kind of questions?
13:34Have you know what he can do to me?
13:36When Mary Bruce then tried to ask Trump
13:38about the release of the Epstein files,
13:40he embarked on a tirade that made Quiet Piggy
13:42sound like this girl can.
13:43Here's the staggering footage.
13:45Mr. President, why wait for Congress
13:47to release the Epstein files?
13:49Why not just do it now?
13:50Well, it's not the question that I mind,
13:53it's your attitude.
13:54I think you are a terrible reporter.
13:56You're all psyched.
13:58Somebody psychs you over at ABC,
14:00they're going to psych...
14:01You're a terrible person
14:05and a terrible reporter.
14:09By the way,
14:10the BBC had to apologise
14:12to that geezer last week.
14:14He's insane.
14:15Yeah.
14:16Oh, Carol.
14:17No, what better way to show off
14:18in front of the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia
14:19than by berating a woman in public?
14:21He's slowly turning into the guy
14:23from Come Dine With Me
14:24who says you've got a sad little life change.
14:25And it's interesting that the two times
14:27Trump has snapped at women this week
14:29were both when he was being asked
14:30about the Epstein files.
14:31Which means his response
14:32to being connected to a man
14:33who degraded women
14:34was to degrade women.
14:35This week,
14:36the US House of Representatives
14:37voted 427 to 1
14:39to release the Epstein files.
14:40The one dissenter was this guy.
14:42A guy called...
14:43Come on!
14:44Come on!
14:45It's George Calloway!
14:46It's George Calloway!
14:48It's George Calloway!
14:50It's George Calloway!
14:53He looks like he's gone.
14:55You can't release the files now.
14:56I'm about to solve the case single-handedly.
14:58You don't like when Hollyoaks get a new baddie
14:59who kills a load of people.
15:00That's Clay Higgins.
15:01He said it would be unfair to people
15:02named in the files
15:03who were innocent, apparently.
15:04Look, the Epstein files
15:05are now due to be released
15:06in just under a month.
15:07And if Trump's name's in it,
15:08it's going to be awkward for the guy
15:09whose supporters voted for him
15:10in the belief that he can stop the country
15:11being run by a cabal of people
15:12connected to pedophiles.
15:13Newly released emails
15:14showed that Mark Epstein
15:16asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein
15:17in 2016
15:18to then ask Steve Bannon
15:20whether Vladimir...
15:21I can't believe I'm saying this.
15:22He asked whether Vladimir Putin has, quote,
15:38Now, this caused a lot of discussion
15:40because Bubba is famously the nickname
15:42for Bill Clinton.
15:43Do you know there's a song about it?
15:45It's called I'm Forever Blowing Bubba.
15:47I mean, sure, like, I don't want to defend Trump,
15:51but I can't believe this was true.
15:54Like, that amount of fake tan and Bill Clinton,
15:57surely, like, Hillary would have noticed
15:58if Bill Clinton had to come home
16:00and little Bill would have looked like a watsit.
16:06Epstein's brother Mark spoke out this week
16:08to say that Bubba didn't refer to Clinton,
16:10didn't say who it was, but then a rumour went round that Bubba...
16:13This is unbelievable.
16:14..was the name of Ghislaine Maxwell's horse.
16:17He's downloaded a VPN to watch the Grand National, hasn't he?
16:23You know what?
16:25I thought we were a progressive show, but here we are.
16:27Kink-shaming Donald Trump
16:29just because he's rumoured to have sucked off a horse.
16:32Are we judging him for that, are we?
16:34Just because he's in...
16:36Yeah, even the audience said yes.
16:38But this is the mad thing is that, obviously,
16:41Trump said he'd sue the BBC for a bad edit.
16:43Yeah.
16:43This one may be a potential accusation
16:46that he's not shot off a horse.
16:47Nothing.
16:50I love how when you asked the audience,
16:52it became pantomime as well.
16:53The horse is behind you!
16:56Pantomime horse, that's what it was.
16:59What's even weirder is that this all went around last weekend.
17:03Ridiculous.
17:03Of course, none of it's true, right?
17:06But while it all went out,
17:07the White House suddenly released a series of photos
17:09of Trump and Melania in really loving poses.
17:13There they are.
17:14Look at that.
17:15Like, then that made us wonder more about the horse.
17:20I mean, those photos were crying out for a Photoshop job.
17:24And since no-one else stepped up during the week...
17:26LAUGHTER
17:28LAUGHTER
17:29LAUGHTER
17:30LAUGHTER
17:31APPLAUSE
17:33All right, let's welcome tonight's guests.
17:53The last one laughing and the first one roasting.
17:54Please welcome comedians Harriet Kemsley and Catherine Ryan.
17:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:07Hello.
18:08Hi.
18:09Hi.
18:10Hi.
18:11Hi.
18:12Hi.
18:13Hi, Adam.
18:14Now, we've asked you both to prepare baubles.
18:16Oh.
18:17Catherine, who have you got?
18:19This year was underscored by...
18:22..nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday.
18:24LAUGHTER
18:25..and a lot of people drinking and falling and fighting
18:28and being removed from planes and I loved that.
18:31So, my bubble is just that company.
18:34Jet 2.
18:35You've got it there.
18:36You've got it there.
18:37It's over there on your little table there.
18:38There it is.
18:39And Harriet, who have you brought?
18:40Um, I brought Baba.
18:42LAUGHTER
18:44I just feel like he's gone through so much.
18:47LAUGHTER
18:48He's...
18:49..has maybe the sloppiest blowjob that's ever existed.
18:52LAUGHTER
18:54I brought Baba.
18:55OK.
18:56We'll put him on the...
18:57Oh, you can toss him to Josh.
18:58So, is it going to crash?
18:59No.
19:00No, it's not going to smash, is it?
19:01Oh, my God!
19:02Oh!
19:03Oh!
19:04Oh!
19:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:07That!
19:08Go on and cry over, Kelly!
19:09LAUGHTER
19:10LAUGHTER
19:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:14APPLAUSE
19:15Absolutely...
19:18..inspirational.
19:20LAUGHTER
19:21LAUGHTER
19:22All right, so what do you guys think of the way that Trump
19:25spoke to the journalist this week?
19:26Um, I don't know.
19:27I just think people are saying that he accidentally...
19:30..that he meant to say Peggy.
19:32I don't believe that because I don't think Trump knows
19:34a woman's name.
19:35LAUGHTER
19:36I just don't think that's possible.
19:37Like, this is the man who married Ivanka
19:39and then had a daughter called Ivana.
19:40Yeah.
19:41Like, he's not big on details.
19:42Yeah.
19:43You know?
19:44Catherine?
19:45He's a big pig.
19:46And in his defence, we couldn't see how fat she was.
19:48LAUGHTER
19:49LAUGHTER
19:50LAUGHTER
19:51LAUGHTER
19:52LAUGHTER
19:53LAUGHTER
19:54LAUGHTER
19:55LAUGHTER
19:56LAUGHTER
19:58LAUGHTER
19:59I'm leaning in.
20:00I'm leaning in.
20:01LAUGHTER
20:02LAUGHTER
20:03I'm...
20:04..of the fat-phobic material.
20:05I'm going to be fat for about five more seconds
20:07and I can never see it again, so...
20:09Look, it was a mixed week for Donald Trump.
20:10He spoke at a McDonald's conference earlier on in the week,
20:13and revealed his favourite item on the menu.
20:16Uh, check out the insightful clip.
20:19No matter who you are,
20:21everyone loves something at McDonald's.
20:24There's always something to have.
20:26I like the fish.
20:28I like it.
20:30LAUGHTER
20:32You could do a little bit more tartar sauce, please.
20:34LAUGHTER
20:35Seriously.
20:36LAUGHTER
20:37I hate when I say,
20:38do you have any tartar sauce...?
20:39Do you understand that?
20:40Yes, I have.
20:41He understands that.
20:42LAUGHTER
20:43The madness is,
20:44the geezer looks like a McNugget.
20:46LAUGHTER
20:47Do you know what?
20:48When they said they'd found a safer replacement
20:51for Greg Wallace,
20:52I think they fucked up.
20:53LAUGHTER
20:54What was the fish noise?
20:56LAUGHTER
20:57What was the...
20:58Can we...
20:59That was extraordinary...
21:00Can we hear the extraordinary fish noise again, please?
21:02The fish...
21:03LAUGHTER
21:04LAUGHTER
21:05My worry now is,
21:06what's he done with a fish?
21:08LAUGHTER
21:09If that's annoying...
21:12LAUGHTER
21:15Bubbles the fish.
21:16What's your...
21:17What's your food of choice at McDonald's, Harriet?
21:19Um, I love to order a quiet piggy.
21:21Um...
21:22LAUGHTER
21:23The fish salate is delicious,
21:26if you add shredded lettuce, just saying.
21:28Is it?
21:29Yeah, really nice.
21:30Really nice.
21:31OK, you've gone against everything we thought you were going to...
21:33LAUGHTER
21:34And football star Rinaldo also visited the White House this week...
21:37Oh, yes.
21:38..which then prompted Donald Trump
21:39to post this bizarre AI-generated clip.
21:42MUSIC
21:52LAUGHTER
21:53You know what's...
21:55You know what I find weird about that?
21:57Normally AI looks...
21:59makes people look less human.
22:00LAUGHTER
22:01Do you know what?
22:02Mm.
22:03Do you know Trump's mum's Scottish?
22:04Yeah.
22:05You think what I'm thinking?
22:06McTominay and Trump together at the World Cup.
22:07LAUGHTER
22:08What a team!
22:09Look, those clips didn't distract people from the way Trump spoke to journalists this week.
22:29In fact, more clips have surfaced of all the times Donald Trump has been disrespectful to women,
22:33and it's quite the pattern.
22:34Trump has been disrespectful to women and it's quite the pattern. Donald Trump clearly
22:39has a problem with women. But this isn't just a problem for women to sort out. We all need
22:43to be calling out men for this type of shit. So, if Trump was someone you worked with,
22:48you'd have a quiet word. Do you know what I mean? You'd take him to the pub, you'd sit
22:51with him at the football and quietly suggest maybe you're not appropriately behaving towards
22:55women. So, I'm going to take Donald Trump to the shed for a quiet chat with the assistance
22:59of our guests and everyone's favourite DIY team, Handyman and Little Handyman.
23:06Thank you, everybody.
23:08I was just hearing you, I did not know.
23:12Alright, Donald, Donald, Donald, mate. Look, me and the lads have noticed the way you've
23:17been talking to women lately. And, um, we can't help but feel you're being a massive spanner.
23:22Yeah, thank you. Honestly, mate, when you speak to a woman in
23:26a demeaning way, you come across as kind of...
23:29Yes.
23:30Look, I'm not the...
23:32Sharpest tool in the shed?
23:34Yep.
23:35But what you think is banter makes it sound like you've got a...
23:38Screw loose?
23:39Yeah, yeah, exactly. For example, it's never appropriate to call a woman a piggy. Or darling.
23:44And especially not a...
23:46How?
23:47Yeah, thanks.
23:49When you talk to women like that, everyone around you is thinking...
23:53Stop calling.
23:55It's quite heavy, this one, so if you could hurry up.
24:05Oh, sorry.
24:06Because you're actually normalising misogyny every time you open your...
24:09Bung-ha.
24:10Yes.
24:11Look, I guess what I'm trying to say is that when you talk to women the way you do, you
24:15just end up looking like...
24:16A giant bag of festering manure!
24:18Perfect.
24:19We'll have more last leg for you after the break as we take a deep breath and go into labour. We'll see you in a little bit.
24:28APPLAUSE
24:29Welcome back to The Last Leg!
24:30We're joined by Harriet Kinsley and Katherine Ryan.
24:36Laura messaged on WhatsApp to say, any chance you could ask my husband Michael to go get me another drink?
24:53LAUGHTER
24:54Yeah, Michael, can you go get Laura another drink, please?
24:58LAUGHTER
24:59All right.
25:00In a bizarre crossover of...
25:01We're going to need an update on that in the next part, Laura.
25:03Yeah, let us know how it goes, Laura.
25:05We can't leave it there!
25:06That kind of cliffhanger!
25:07In a bizarre crossover of entertainment and education news this week, a school in Dorset
25:12has banned the singing of songs from the Netflix series K-pop Demon Hunters because they're
25:18worried the songs don't fit with the school's Christian ethos.
25:21So you're right.
25:22This is a clip of one of the catchy demonic tunes.
25:24how did we read demonic tunes?
25:26We're going up, bump, bump is our moment
25:29You know, together we're going
25:31Gonna be, Gonna be going in
25:33Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
25:34Come up, bump, bump with our voices
25:37Can only take just a woman
25:39Gonna be, Gonna be, Gonna be going in
25:41That's so...
25:43Doesn't it make you wish you had two feet to tap?
25:46LAUGHTER
25:48They're so good!
25:49Are you...
25:51Like my kids, my kids haven't got into it, Katherine, are you across,
25:54k-pop demon hunters are you happy you okay with them well i love all about korea i love it all
26:00and i think if you're going to take the good you need to accept the bad i love them for their kimchi
26:04high-speed internet education and transport you know if if you can't handle me at my k-pop you
26:10don't deserve me at my cosmetic surgery tourism do you think the songs would you ban the songs
26:17yeah i just think it's mad that like the church of england is annoyed about they're worried that
26:22like demon hunters are going to scar children yeah when they teach the concept of everlasting hell
26:28i just don't know if that makes sense and like demon hunters like destroy demons
26:32unlike christianity that just moves the demons to another parish
26:45moving on to international news now stew said is it okay that the russians are spying on us in the
26:49north sea uh all week a russian spy ship has allegedly been operating on the edge of uk waters
26:54on wednesday it was accused of shining lasers at raf pilots i mean we're assuming it's a spy ship it
27:00might be the russian military having a stag do and playing laser quest if they've got laser pointers
27:05i can tell you exactly what that means yeah that means someone from the russian military has gone
27:09over to calais with their mum and dad also they've got us good because they know that our fighter pilots
27:16are cats and their second plan is a huge ball of wool they're going to fire into the sea it does sound
27:24like a very childish way of conducting warfare what are you going to do next like knock on the door of
27:28the plane and then run away leave a steaming turd in the cockpit also how do you combat lasers being
27:33shown at planes i don't know what you're supposed to do apart apart from start playing rave music look
27:38meanwhile it was announced that the uk has become russia's number one enemy knocking the us out
27:42of top spot well done britain you're at the top of something how do we was that a sarcastic applause
27:50how do we feel about being russia's number one enemy not bothered no okay i don't care yeah no
27:56this is what we got to put teenage girls in charge this is classic high school triangulation
28:01you know what i mean like first the u.s was number one now the u.s and russia are kind of friendly so it's
28:05us yeah we're not allowed to sit with them how's this the minister mean girls in us it is the
28:11russian minister for foreign affairs sergey lavrov said quote i do not know how the british will wash
28:16themselves clean of it although their ability to play the role of goose coming out of the shower is
28:20well known does anyone know what goose coming out of the shower means yeah it means there's a
28:31fucking goose in your house you've got to watch out because once they get in there it's hard to get
28:39them out trust me trust me on that it's only like donald trump alone with that goose we know where that's
28:45who's coming out of the shower sounds like a dvd extra from the movie top gun
28:49i check by the way it means one top gun fan tom cruise is in um and it pays goose coming out of
28:58the shower is implies a perceived ability to constantly emerge clean from situations that would
29:02normally tarnish one's reputation apparently no one's worried about russia uh or you are we should
29:08we be worried about russia nah i don't genuinely don't you saw that ai that robot they had the other
29:12week the one that kept falling over yeah i think they're blaggers i think they're the world's greatest
29:17blaggers i think also the ones that you know that thing you always thought it's like they're the
29:21ones that shout the loudest it's like in in the pub it's like never be wary of the one that's like
29:25shouting the most yeah it's always like the geezer behind that's like stood holding the bottle
29:29yeah i say that like someone who's had loads of like pub fights and lost um but no you know what i
29:36mean that's china you keep an eye on china china's the geezer holding the bottle listening to all our
29:41conversations okay um on to domestic politics now political analysis from me then
29:48if we're accepting goose in the shower we can accept geezer holding the bottle yeah
29:53yeah somewhere there's a russian comedy show and they're going what these uh geezer in the bottle
29:58not christina aguilera's greatest um on to domestic politics now it's been an up and down week for
30:15labor exemplified by this painful clip of keir starmer tripping over at the g20 today
30:24hello
30:31what you didn't see was wes streeting just out of shot finishing off a banana
30:37and while the prime minister unveiled england's first ever men's health strategy this week
30:41abdul muhammad said is it okay that shibana mahmoud's new immigration policy is celebrated by
30:46tommy robinson yes so this week the home secretary announced the biggest overhaul of the asylum system
30:50since the second world war one change will be that some migrants will now have to wait 20 years
30:55rather than five if they want to settle in the uk mahmoud was criticized by some labor supporters but was
31:00praised by both nigel farage and tommy robinson both of whom she said could sod off who are labor
31:06pleasing with these policies i'm so furious with them every single thing they do is wrong i'm just
31:12trying to find like a positive in these policies like all i can think is that duty free is gonna do
31:17well you know what i mean like toberones are gonna i'll tell you who they're not pleasing and that's
31:23people traffickers the job just got a lot harder whoever thinks about the people traffickers that's what
31:29i'm thinking about right health secretary wes streeting said he wasn't comfortable with the
31:35possibility of children being separated from their families but he would back the policy anyway
31:40meanwhile a poll this week showed that nearly half of labor voters want keir starmer to step down
31:45do you think katherine do you think keir starmer's gonna uh last until the next election i don't think
31:49he's lasted this term he's a flaccid flaccid leader it's fun to call a man flaccid they really hate it yeah
31:59yeah yeah yeah yeah and it went by me but i still felt it
32:04yeah to be honest i'm glad you're feeling flaccid at this moment hills the other option's much worse
32:16that's why you'll be on the desk innit hey
32:21giddy up
32:22mp for norwich clive lewis said he'd give up his seat for andy burnham if he chose to run for
32:31prime minister on a bus or just generally just generally is andy burnham a pregnant woman look
32:37there is a lot going on in the labour party right now and we really want to get to the bottom of it so
32:41we're crossing now to the internet's favorite backbencher labour mp rosie holt who's joining
32:45us from westminster rosie thanks for joining us how do you feel about children being separated from
32:50their families
32:54right well i can see what you're doing there adam and i am against the separation of families
32:59from their children but what we're talking about here is the separation of families from their children
33:09sorry isn't that the same thing
33:10well crucially i think you're missing out on the context here and the context here is crucial
33:19and what's the context exactly exactly and that is why you should listen to us and not reform
33:27okay well some people are saying some of your policies are quite similar to those of reform how
33:31do you respond to that well i really take issue to that actually adam do we listen to reform no
33:40do we listen to the people who listen to reform absolutely do we agree with reform categorically
33:48not do we agree with the people who agree with reform yes yes we do actually because we believe
33:56in bringing people together um there's been talk of a challenge to keir starmer's leadership from west
34:01streeting is the prime minister's job in trouble
34:03well if you don't mind me saying adam i think people have been watching a few too many wicked
34:11trailers and what you do have to remember is that alpha and glinda although they were fighting lot
34:17they were in fact very good friends and if they can defy gravity so can the labor party
34:26all right final question then with labor flagging in the polls and the green party surging ahead
34:30would you ever consider a coalition in the future well i think you might have been listening a little
34:36too much to lily allen's latest album there adam but much like lily allen's latest album it's all well
34:43and good to be open but that can bring a lot of problems it can be uh messy it can be emotionally
34:52complex and there can be butt plugs sorry the metaphor got away from me there i've never used
35:02butt plugs rosie holt thank you so much for your time thank you we'll have more last week for you
35:12after the break as the sports channel drops the ball and we unveil another mystery guest we'll see you in a
35:16little bit welcome back to last leg we're joined by harriet kensley and katherine ryan um laura said it
35:37worked uh and sent us this photo of her with the drink i think i can take it for no i can't all right
35:49granda all right you need to put your glasses on worst honestly my worst tv moment ever
35:59also you could have just said you'd taken it no one would have known i know do you know what you're
36:03right for cricket fans the ashes started this morning in australia craig said is it okay to ask
36:07if you'll be doing an ashes england versus australia bet like you do for the paralympics well i mean when
36:13when i first woke up this morning and saw the english score i was like no chance but now actually
36:18yeah if you don't know england was shit and then australia was shitter
36:23um so i came up with an idea didn't i for a bat yes so how about if england win yeah you have to
36:31face an over of bowling from an ashes legend okay yeah and if australia win we have to okay full
36:39pace bowling and if it's a draw we all have to no that's a deal that would be horrible to drag you
36:45into this i wouldn't know you don't know what you said um in more sports news this week sky sports
36:54had to or axe their tick tock channel halo which was created specifically for female sports fans uh the
37:00channel was accused of patronizing women starting with this insulting tweet uh in which they call
37:04themselves quote the lil sis of sky sports was that the right way to start no oh yeah yeah no i i what
37:17it felt like you know like a a sequel to 21 jump street and just an old undercover policeman has started
37:23working at sky sports they also posted this condescending clip of man in man city's erling harland in action
37:30with the title how the matcha and hot girl walk combo hits oh god it was hard to tell if it was a
37:36bunch of blokes behind it who have no idea what women want or a bunch of boomers who have no idea what
37:39tick tockers want what do you guys make well the execs i believe were men and they said that there was
37:46a largely female team behind the original idea so essentially the male execs blamed it on women which
37:53i think is catty as fuck you bitches but also if there was a team of male execs and there was a
38:01whole bunch of women giving advice right then i'm assuming the men didn't listen to them
38:07and just did their own shit anyway yeah yeah a man wrote that for sure sorry yeah no what no
38:13women actually what what do you think it's difficult to know what works on the internet
38:17i mean if i was trying to appeal to teen women i might do the same like oh matcha get your girl
38:23gang on pink glitter i don't know would you have watched that channel it had sports in it i would
38:29not have but i think women would have warmed to it more if it had you know less patronizing
38:41and had more female content like five of the 11 videos were male sports anyway right it was like
38:46they were going we women want to watch male sports but they just don't have it presented to them the
38:50right way right that's what they were kind of saying instead of going maybe women want to watch
38:53women's sports or all anyway or no sport it's all no sport meanwhile this week samaritans research
38:58found that one in ten men fakes interest in sport there was a lot of stats from that they also found
39:04out that two in three men fake interest in the news once a week as well
39:16another i remember there was another stat one in ten one in three men fakes interest in the other two
39:21men so one in ten men fake an interest in sport what's more worrying about that is that there are
39:29eleven men in a football team does that mean like in every sporting crowd it's like meg ryan in
39:34when harry met sally there's just one guy faking it just going yes yes yes and there's a guy next
39:39to him going yep i'll support who he's supporting my phone's buzzing someone's ringing me someone's
39:45ringing you laura um harry have you have you ever faked an interest in anything yeah well i've been
39:50doing online dating um so yeah big time i just have to fake an interest in like what men like
39:57like bouldering and like djing and like talking
40:03tiling yeah yeah if you want to see some good tiling mate that's the weirdest thing i've ever said
40:10all right i've tiled a ceiling on that note let's bring on this week's mystery guest
40:15kathleen and harriet have to try to work out how this person relates to the news of the week can we
40:21have this week's mystery guest please josh alex who's the mystery guest okay this is james hello pleasure
40:37nice how are you hi hi nice to meet you nice to meet you do you like bouldering what
40:46this is james mccalpine and he wants to be future prime minister but what has he told the papers this
40:53week would be his first policy can we have the dramatic lighting change please
41:01is it a making the doors bigger in downing street b getting rid of the bottom shelf in supermarkets
41:09or c banning limbo dancing and it's next conservative pm isn't it yeah my man not next future future
41:17you didn't want to say next oh future the next one future is kemi badenoch isn't it absolutely
41:22you hope so oh come on well good luck too i can really see you shattering glass ceilings
41:31that's a first i know you by the way you're famous on social media i've seen you stood next to other
41:36boys i'm sure oh thank you yeah it seems like a lot of your policies are very like you based
41:43it was like limbo hi no no only one of them's real oh sorry otherwise otherwise harriet there's no
41:51guessing game
41:55have a think about it over the break uh and we'll see who you think it is after the break we'll reveal the
41:59mystery guest josh will wrap up the last seven days and we'll unveil your choice for an angel on the top
42:03of the tree um we'll see you in a little bit welcome back to last leg we're told by harriet
42:21kensley and katherine ryan now before the break we challenged our guest to work out how this person
42:25is connected to the news can we have the options again please yes so jones been news because wants
42:31to be future prime minister but is it what would his first policy be would it be to make the doors
42:36bigger in downing street to get rid of the bottom shelf in supermarkets or to ban limbo down out sorry
42:43what do you think i just i don't know if you can make all doors bigger like that would be a lot
42:48just the downing street one oh okay i think a tory swept harriet sorry i know i'm meant to be behind
42:57here but come on mate i think a tory i think a conservative prime minister loves limbo because
43:02they can go low i think they're not worried about the bottom shelf of a supermarket because they're
43:09not connected to you know the everyday man they don't go there they have assistance so i think your
43:14first policy would definitely be to make the door and downing street bigger so you can walk on through
43:19and ruin everyone's lives is is that the correct answer it is so you've been spoken about this week
43:36as the tallest tory how tall are you seven two cool amazing can i ask what is that in rishis
43:43too many to count can i can i stand next to you come on do you just what i mean
43:52if you look short next to me especially yourself
43:56oh
44:07james thank you so much and good luck with your future political career
44:19josh has been tiling the ceiling in the last seven days there's been a lot of ag in the build
44:22up to the ashes yeah so monte panasar legendary english spinner had a go at steve smith the
44:28australian captain who then had a go back by saying that you shouldn't listen to monte
44:32panasar because he did very badly on celebrity mastermind right would you like to see monte
44:37panasar's worst answers and how it can go horribly wrong in this amazing clip yes please
44:45what is the title of the first volume of cs lewis's chronicles of narnia to be published
44:49chronologically follows the magician's nephew cj lewis the lion the witch and the wardrobe
44:55birds described as pelagic spend most of their lives flying over what sky the seed what is the
45:02title of a.a mill's staged adaptation of kenneth graham's children's novel the wind in the willows
45:08harry potter toad of toad hall wow um just briefly by the way i managed to work out how to take a photo
45:16of us during the ad break and i sent it to laura and then she sent back this photo of
45:20her and her husband he does not look happy that i've been sending his wife
45:23phone that is a geese who thought i was watching a film tonight we're about to end the show by
45:35placing your angel on our christmas tree but before we do would you please thank our guests harriet
45:40kemsley
45:45and alex brooker we'll be back next week with actor rose ailing ellis and comedians chris macausland
45:53and adam buxton but right now we are going to announce the winner of this year's last leg christmas
45:59angel in third place we have leader of the green party zach polanski in second place we have rugby
46:07legend joe marler but our 2025 christmas angel is sarah cox
46:18sarah couldn't be with us this evening but she has sent us this acceptance video hello it's my cake
46:24mate adam hills hi josh hi alex it's me sarah your fairy at the top of the tree i'm absolutely thrilled
46:32what an honor i'd like to apologize to the brilliant joe marler for being beaten in second
46:37place by a 50 year old woman i love you all merry christmas to your fantastic viewers and thanks for
46:42voting for voting for me i'm dead shocked
46:48she's done riding now she's stunning like she's born to be she dreaming
46:57oh she came so far now we believe she's going up up up it's our moment top of the tree she'll be
47:07growing gonna be gonna be golden oh up up up with our angel she came along from bolton gonna be gonna be
47:17golden golden oh she's gone trading now she's reading like she's born to be
47:26it's christmas time time to shine up on our christmas tree
47:40thanks for watching the last leg my name's adam hills see you next week for the next leg
47:47the last leg my name's adam hills see you next week for the next leg
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