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00:00What the hell's on?
00:30Stand well back and hope to God you don't lose any of your remaining fingers.
00:43It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for The Last Leg.
00:48Tonight on the show, the Chancellor rips up the manifesto.
00:52A newcomer cuts through in New York.
00:54And we have a crack at the new John Lewis ad.
00:57Plus we'll be joined by social media star G.K. Barry, comedian Judy Love, and leader of the Green Party, Zach Polanski.
01:04On the show that breaks down the news of the week.
01:17Good morning.
01:19Hello, I'm Adam Hills.
01:21Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that now thinks Alan is the dodgiest car since Tesla.
01:27With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe, and the man who thought Wandsworth was a bargain shop in Harry Potter, Alex Brooker.
01:39Look, we've got loads of news to cover tonight, but we're normally covering awkward disability moments on this show.
01:44And this week, Josh posted one of his own after a gig.
01:47Have a look at this.
01:49Just come off at half time in London now.
01:52I need to tell someone this.
01:54The first thing I did was I came on, asked a guy in the front row his name, and he didn't respond.
02:00I thought, that's rude.
02:01So I asked him again, and he didn't respond.
02:03And then his wife pointed at his stick, and he is blind.
02:21I think you've got to blame the wife, haven't you?
02:23I don't think you should feel embarrassed about that, because that bloke was sitting there thinking, why have they taken me to see Zippy?
02:33Well, you can't just not ask someone their name for fear they'll be blind.
02:38That's no way to live your life.
02:40Although I have now got a policy of not saying hello to dog walkers.
02:43I just don't know.
02:44I thought you were going to say not saying hello to disabled people.
02:47I ignored both of you when I turned up today.
02:51I ignore the disabled.
02:52Yeah, that's the thing that happens all the time, though.
02:53Like, I've seen that happen.
02:54I was once at a gig where a blind guy in the audience got really angry with the comedian on stage,
03:00and got up out of his seat, and started shouting at him.
03:03But because he was blind, he was shouting at where the voice was coming from.
03:06So he was actually shouting at a speaker.
03:10The comedian was on stage 20 feet to his left, going, I'm over here, you dickhead.
03:15Was that comedian you?
03:18What's not?
03:19And look, Josh isn't the only person this has happened to,
03:21so we called on our blind correspondent, comedian Chris McCausland,
03:24to give us a few tips on how to spot a blind person in the audience.
03:29I've just got a few little pointers for you,
03:31so you can avoid it happening again in the future.
03:34First of all, look out for dogs and white sticks.
03:36That is the main giveaway.
03:37You really should have picked up on that one, Josh.
03:39Fairly enough, anybody brandishing a tuning fork.
03:42That can be a giveaway.
03:43As you know, us blind people, we do love tuning the piano.
03:47We've usually always got one with us, just in case I've left mine at home today,
03:51but you get the point.
03:53Anybody wearing sunglasses indoors, that can be a major giveaway, unless it is Bono.
03:59Now, I must stress, you do need to check that it isn't Bono.
04:02And finally, you know, many of us blind gentlemen, we do have abnormally large penises.
04:10So I would urge you to check the bulge.
04:12It can be a giveaway.
04:14And anyway.
04:17Oh, okay.
04:26Now, we are live on your telly right now, so you can send us any questions you want to
04:29ask us about the news.
04:30Message us on Instagram with the hashtag, is it okay?
04:33WhatsApp, the number is 07956175908.
04:37Or you can scan the QR code on your screen.
04:39In particular, we'd like some questions tonight to throw at the leader of the Green Party,
04:43Zach Polanski, when he appears on the show in a little bit.
04:46It's like Prime Minister's questions, but on WhatsApp.
04:50DMQs.
04:50For example, someone called Sheik has already asked us, Zach, what seasoning do you recommend
04:56eating the rich with?
04:59Ooh.
05:00And Harry said, would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
05:05All right, that's the hard-hitting questions we're going to get later in the show.
05:08Look on to the big stories now.
05:09Trevor said, is it okay that Rachel Reeves is going to break the Labor manifesto promise
05:13of no tax rises again?
05:15So, this week the Chancellor gave a long speech preparing us all for the budget, which isn't
05:19for another three weeks yet.
05:21Like, it was basically a soft launch.
05:23Like, when celebrities are slowly getting the public adjusted to their relationship.
05:26You know, like when Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau did this in what looks like an obviously
05:30staged shot on a boat.
05:32I mean, this week Rachel Reeves kind of did the same thing, but without the photos.
05:35Which is a shame.
05:37I really wanted to see this.
05:41By the way, the red box is not wearing a swimming costume in that photo.
05:44And if it was, it would be called a budget smuggler.
05:46Oh, that is great stuff.
05:49Now, the budget...
05:50That is absolutely my kind of humour.
05:54That on the Australian version is going to rip it.
05:57Yeah.
05:58And look, the budget isn't for a couple of weeks, so why is she doing this now?
06:03I think she's kind of testing...
06:05She's kind of testing the waters.
06:07Yep.
06:07See how we react to it.
06:08You know, kind of like if you've ever had a conversation with your other half and you're
06:12trying to test the waters and you just kind of throw something in conversation, it'd be like,
06:15oh, how's your day at work?
06:16By the way, I was thinking of going to Bruges with my mates for four days, but how was your
06:18day at work anyway?
06:19Sorry, did you say, did you mention, did you mention Bruges?
06:21I didn't.
06:22Did you say Bruges?
06:23I didn't mention raising taxes.
06:25Did you say?
06:26Yes.
06:27Is this based on something personal?
06:29I'm going to Bruges for four days in December.
06:31By the way, that's for you lot, because it's when we're on this show.
06:36Is Rachel Reads making the budget sound worse than it actually is going to be?
06:40Do you think she's painting a worst-case scenario?
06:42Yeah, I think so.
06:43But I think she should have just gone further.
06:45You just go, I've heard rumours income tax is going to be 99%.
06:49I've heard rumours that, you know, I'm going to put 2p on a Cadbury's cream egg.
06:54And then when she doesn't, or...
06:56Someone was genuinely angry there.
06:59Or she could have just got Alan Carr to say, there's going to be no tax rises, but then giggle.
07:04Opposition leader, Kemi Badenoch, described Reeves' speech as a waffle bomb.
07:09Which, by the way, one of my top five bombs.
07:12It goes waffle, bath, photo, dive, and the one you get when Miriam Margulies is on the show.
07:17The C-bomb.
07:19I'm...
07:20Tom Jones is watching this going, I can't believe he's not gone with sex bomb as one of his...
07:23LAUGHTER
07:25He's gutted!
07:27If only Kemi Badenoch had described it as a sex bomb!
07:31LAUGHTER
07:33The Sun published this exposing list of 15 reasons Reeves gave
07:36for why tough decisions might have to be made in the budget
07:38and then pointed out she didn't take any responsibility herself.
07:41I don't know if you can read all of those.
07:43It reads like the rejected lyrics from a shaggy song.
07:46LAUGHTER
07:47Tory, XPM, Liz Truss?
07:48It wasn't Reeves.
07:49Ex-Chancellor, Quasi?
07:50It wasn't Reeves.
07:51Come on, all together now!
07:54Rishi Soon acts black hole?
07:56It wasn't Reeves.
07:57Donald Trump and his tariffs?
07:58It wasn't Reeves.
07:59Now, the problem faced by...
08:01LAUGHTER
08:02The problem faced by...
08:03Someone described this show recently as, like, pest them with knob gags.
08:06And...
08:07I don't even think we're that good.
08:09LAUGHTER
08:10The problem faced by Rachel Reeves is that a lot of Britain's
08:12public services need funding, especially prisons.
08:15So, this week, two more prisoners were accidentally released from jail,
08:18prompting the majority of the British public to utter this iconic line.
08:21You're joking.
08:22Not another one?
08:24LAUGHTER
08:28I'm gonna say prison escapes are getting a lot easier these days.
08:31I don't think the Shawshank Redemption would have been as good a film
08:34if Andy Dufresne had, like, tunneled out, swum through shit
08:37and then Red just walked past on an admin error.
08:40LAUGHTER
08:41You know, he's like, yeah, they wrote Ted, I'm free.
08:43People are wondering why on Andy Dufresne's sale wall
08:45he's just got a sexy picture of David Lammy.
08:47LAUGHTER
08:48I think that, cos it's underfunded, I think they may...
08:51My theory is they've started having substitute prison officers.
08:54Like when you had substitute teachers at school,
08:56and they're bullshitting them, like we did.
08:58So they're turning round, all the prisoners are turning round
09:00to the substitute prison officers and going,
09:02no, no, no, no, they normally let us serve our sentence
09:04in the park if it's a nice day.
09:06LAUGHTER
09:08You know, like, one in, one out at a club,
09:10I think they should operate a one out, one in policy.
09:13LAUGHTER
09:14So whenever someone's accidentally released from prison,
09:16we just accidentally put a random person in prison.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:21David Lammy stepped in for Keir Starmer this week
09:23and we now need to update this button.
09:26Um...
09:27It's not been a great week for the Deputy Prime Minister.
09:30LAUGHTER
09:31Firstly, he forgot to wear a poppy for Remembrance Day.
09:33I mean, the clue's in the name, Dave.
09:35LAUGHTER
09:36He had to be handed one by a backbencher.
09:38He then claimed it was because he'd bought a new suit that morning
09:40and had forgotten to transfer the poppy from his old suit,
09:43but then one of his aides said
09:44he actually bought the suit the previous week.
09:46See, I think I know what's happened.
09:48Yeah.
09:49So David Lammy, he's down at the tailor's.
09:50He's on the phone to work.
09:52He's looking down at the tailor's going,
09:53no, just let them out.
09:54No, let...
09:55You've got to...
09:56LAUGHTER
09:57You've got to let them out a bit and then there you go.
09:59That's the problem.
10:00I think it's very unfair that...
10:03So basically what's happened is David Lammy's forgotten
10:06to put a poppy on a suit.
10:07Yeah.
10:08And then he said...
10:09Well, and then so people have had a go at him.
10:12Yeah.
10:13And then he said, genuinely, I bought the suit that day.
10:15And then people have said, what the fuck are you doing
10:18buying a suit on the day you do your first ever PMQs
10:21and someone's been released from prison?
10:23Yeah.
10:24And then his aides have said he didn't buy it that day at all,
10:26haven't they?
10:27Yeah.
10:28Is that right?
10:29Yeah.
10:30I'm going to go in.
10:31I'm just saying it's unfair.
10:32He'll see.
10:33I'm just...
10:34I'm just...
10:35Why is he at Moss, Bross?
10:37The morning of fucking PMQs.
10:41Like, that is not how you operate.
10:43They're looking at him going, you're on stage in an hour and a half.
10:47Why is he at Moss, Bross?
10:50And they're like, you've left your poppy.
10:52He's like, too late, I'm going to the Houses of Parliament.
10:55He then evaded multiple questions about the prisoner releases
10:58and decided not to return to make a statement about it
11:00after reportedly being advised by colleagues
11:02it would be career suicide.
11:04You know you've had a bad first day on the job
11:06when you leave the room, say,
11:08ooh, I might duck back for a sec,
11:09and your colleagues go,
11:10no, that would be career suicide.
11:12Well, do you know why he didn't go back?
11:13Oh, sorry.
11:14No, no, no, go, go, go.
11:15Well, the reason he didn't go back...
11:16Yep.
11:17..he had to go and settle his bill at Moss, Bross.
11:19Career suicide, like, that's a political equivalent
11:22of saying I'd give that five minutes if I were you.
11:24By the way, I can't believe they went with career suicide
11:26and not, like, a lamby to the slaughter.
11:29LAUGHTER
11:31I think we're doing lamby puns,
11:33can I offer on the suit a mutton dress...
11:35I can't offer.
11:36LAUGHTER
11:38I think, like, things are just going so badly...
11:41Yep. ..for Labour, aren't they?
11:42It's going so badly that I've heard that Keir Starmer
11:45is going to be that United, like, that United fan,
11:47and he said that he's not going to have a haircut
11:49until they go five days without fucking up.
11:52I mean, this is what I think he looks like at the moment.
11:54LAUGHTER
11:59So, look, why is all this happening?
12:01Prisons were already under strain when Labour came into power,
12:03so they brought in an early release scheme
12:05to ease the pressure.
12:06Yep.
12:07Now, unfortunately, the system can't cope
12:08with the amount of people being released,
12:09and as you can see from this helpful graph,
12:11accidental prison releases have gone through the roof,
12:14although some of them walked out the doors
12:16and a few climbed over the walls.
12:18Hey!
12:19Uh, both of the men who were released
12:20are now back in prison,
12:21but yesterday one of them told ITV News
12:24he was handing himself back in
12:26and their cameras captured the moment it happened
12:28in this cheeky video.
12:32There he is.
12:33LAUGHTER
12:36Well, there's a massive irony in the fact
12:38that he's struggling to get back in.
12:40Look.
12:41He comes and tries and says,
12:42no, that door don't work.
12:43LAUGHTER
12:45He walks back in with a cigarette
12:46and then he gets an extra year for smoking inside.
12:48LAUGHTER
12:49It looked like he was entering the Big Brother house.
12:52LAUGHTER
12:53Look, the problems with the PRISM system...
12:55PRISM system?
12:56The problems with the PRISM system
12:57are reflected in the health system,
12:58the education system
12:59and a lot of the UK's public services
13:01that simply need more funding.
13:03But, how is Rachel Reeves going to pay for all this?
13:06Clearly, the Chancellor's got a juggling act on her hands
13:09and a lot of eggs in her basket,
13:10so what better way to demonstrate that
13:12than with an actual juggler and actual egg?
13:17APPLAUSE
13:19Hi.
13:22Now...
13:25The Prime Minister has placed his trust in Rachel Reeves...
13:27Can I just say I'm so excited for this moment?
13:30LAUGHTER
13:31The Prime Minister has placed his trust in Rachel Reeves
13:34to deliver a budget that balances the books.
13:36But, she's got to keep a whole lot of other things in hand as well.
13:39Firstly, she needs to find a way to fund crumbling public services.
13:44But, she also needs to abide by her own fiscal rules.
13:47Plus, she's dealing with an economy reeling from a pandemic
13:51and a global economic crisis.
13:53And, she's trying to feed off threats from reform and the Greens.
13:56All while trying not to break the manifesto promise of not raising taxes.
14:00Problem is, if she drops in front of these...
14:02Oh!
14:03Oh!
14:04Oh!
14:05Oh!
14:06Oh!
14:07Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:10Oh!
14:11Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:13Oh!
14:14Get them on him!
14:16Just him in the face!
14:17LAUGHTER
14:18Oh no, it's him!
14:19LAUGHTER
14:20Josh!
14:21Oh!
14:22Oh!
14:23Oh no!
14:24What is going on?
14:25By the way, do not lift those goggles up.
14:26I saw that episode of Biker Grove.
14:27LAUGHTER
14:28All right, let's welcome tonight's guest, social media star GK Barry,
14:31social media star and comedian Judy Love,
14:33and social media star and leader of the Green Party, Zach Polanski!
14:36What am I doing?
14:37What am I doing with my last day?
14:38Oh no, it's my last day!
14:39What am I doing?
14:40What am I doing with my last day?
14:41Oh!
14:42Oh no, it's my last day!
14:43Oh no!
14:44Oh no, it's my last day!
14:45I'm just going off!
14:46What is going on?
14:47By the way, do not lift those goggles up.
14:48I saw the episode of Biker Grove.
14:49All right, let's welcome tonight's guest,
14:50social media star GK Barry,
14:51social media star and comedian Judy Love,
14:53and social media star and leader of the Green Party,
14:54Zach Polanski!
14:55That's it, actually.
14:57What am I doing?
14:59What am I doing with my life?
15:05Right out there, Chief.
15:11Zach, firstly, I apologise for doing that in front of a vegan.
15:13I was going to say.
15:15Sorry. Now, this is the first time you've been on the show,
15:17but it's not the first time you've been at the show.
15:19No, I've been in the audience twice, actually,
15:21in the last ten years.
15:23Indeed.
15:26I've got a warning, though, a warning.
15:28I was sat there laughing at the jokes,
15:30I didn't think a few years later I'd be a party leader,
15:32so...
15:33Yeah.
15:34Is that West Streeting over there?
15:36You want to be careful admitting that you've taken free tickets, mate.
15:41Old free gear, kid, don't give it back, Zach.
15:44You're all right, I'll watch that trap.
15:46Grace, how do you feel about Labour's week?
15:48It's been a lot.
15:50It feels a little bit like with the budget.
15:52You know when you've done bad on an exam
15:55and you go home to your parents and you go,
15:57it was so bad, I'm going to be living on the streets,
16:01and then when you get, like, a C, it's like,
16:03oh, it wasn't too bad, do you know what I mean?
16:05Yeah.
16:06You try and make it seem worse than it actually is.
16:08Yeah, right.
16:09Yeah.
16:10Judy?
16:11I mean, look, you know...
16:14Tell it, Judy, tell it.
16:15I mean, you know, they're just...
16:16Come on, let's go.
16:17They're just...
16:18They're just...
16:19They're just chatting.
16:20They're chatting.
16:21There's so much chatting there and it was...
16:23It's almost like when you go on a date with a man for the fourth time
16:26and he still don't want to commit
16:28and he's just chatting a bag of foolishness.
16:30That's what it felt like.
16:31It's like, what is this?
16:32What's going on?
16:33How bad is it going to be?
16:34Are we going to get the ting or not?
16:35What's happening?
16:38I thought we were just going for dinner, Judy.
16:40Well...
16:42Zach, what were your thoughts on it?
16:43Well, I was going to give political analysis,
16:45but they're just chatting actually.
16:46It's just there's always tricky decisions, aren't they?
16:49But they're tricky decisions for people in poverty,
16:51for people who are unemployed, for disabled people.
16:53When are they going to be tricky decisions
16:55for multimillionaires and billionaires
16:57and actually tax for rich?
16:59What?
17:06I mean, show me a man that's come on live TV to get some votes.
17:10LAUGHTER
17:16I think we've got a new double act, haven't we?
17:19LAUGHTER
17:20Now, look, Zach, we do want to give you a test tonight,
17:22but in order to prepare for that test,
17:23I need Alex and Josh to head over there
17:25and do a couple of things.
17:26Alex, put on some leathers.
17:27Josh, strap on a helmet.
17:29They look determined.
17:30Who's putting on leathers?
17:31Uh, Alex.
17:32What kind of test is this?
17:33Well, Sky News...
17:35Sky News said that you give authentic answers,
17:38and I know you like that in a politician, Judy, right?
17:40Yeah.
17:41So I'm trying to look for my question, so...
17:43Yeah.
17:44You like an authentic answer coming from a politician?
17:45Of course.
17:46I want the truth, nothing but the truth.
17:48You know, I want you to bear your soul
17:50before it comes out in the newspapers a year later.
17:53Do you understand what I'm saying?
17:54Like, I want you to be real with us.
17:55Yeah.
17:56And have some kind of connection.
17:57Mmm.
17:58So...
17:59So we're going to test you on that
18:00in a quick-fire Prime Ministerial press conference.
18:02Uh, let's do this.
18:04We're going to throw some questions at you.
18:05Uh, you have to answer them without waffling.
18:06Okay.
18:07No waffle bombs.
18:08If you do waffle, to punish you as leader of the Green Party,
18:09Josh and Alex are going to rev a motorbike
18:10and release pollution into the atmosphere.
18:11Wait!
18:12By the way, how much does he look like the crazy frog?
18:14How much does he look like the crazy frog?
18:20We're gonna we're gonna throw some questions at you. You have to answer them without waffling
18:25Okay, no waffle bombs if you do waffle to punish you as leader of the Green Party
18:30Josh and Alex are gonna rev a motorbike and release pollution into the atmosphere
18:37By the way, how much does he look like the crazy frog?
18:46All right
18:48So I'm gonna start
18:50Enough already. I'm gonna start if you waffle they rev. Here we go
18:54Jacob said with labor reform and the Tories all attacking disabled people. How would the Greens do disability differently?
19:00Nothing about us with ours
19:01We need to make sure that disabled people are at the center of policy around disabled people
19:05Actually, if we create better housing if we make sure our transport is more accessible. That's good for everyone
19:10Especially disabled people. Okay. Well done. Grace. Okay. Thank you. Who would you cast to play climate change in a movie?
19:18Nigel Farage is full of hot air anyway
19:22Oh
19:24Is there a horn on this? Horatio
19:27It's more stressful than question time. I'm just saying
19:29Horatio said why is the Green Party so firmly against nuclear energy?
19:33Because size well C has taken like 27 years to build. It's like creating the fax machine right now. We need to invest in renewable wind and solar
19:41Alex yeah, I've got a big one for you. So wind farms trees pandas snog marry kill go
19:47Uh stop the pandas. What? What were the other ones?
19:51Wind farms wind farms and trees. I'm sure you've got to marry one and kill one. Marry the pandas
19:57I don't want to kill any wind farms. I don't want to kill anyone
20:02Have you ever watched porn somewhere you shouldn't by accident?
20:05Obviously
20:18Cinnabon said many young people feel disconnected from politics. What do you think are the best ways to get them more involved and have their voices heard?
20:23Yeah, stop saying we're inspired by young people. Let's actually help them to get into positions of power
20:27We need to invest in young people give them the resources the confidence and the skills to actually represent themselves
20:32Right
20:36Do you think you'd be better as a traitor or a faithful?
20:42Claudia Winkleman. I like it when she just shouts at people. I still can't believe Alan killed Paloma
20:48Kai said could you clarify because some are confused what the Green Party stance is on NATO? Yeah, Donald Trump is an unreliable
20:55Ally, you know, he's someone who wants to annex Greenland
20:57Yeah, I want to look at a piece of diplomacy working with our european neighbors. That's very threatening
21:05Have you ever sacked off a paper straw for a plastic straw be honest?
21:11Who does that? I have
21:13We need to talk
21:15Final question from marty marty said do penguins have knees the penguins have knees yeah
21:22If they choose to however they self-identify
21:27We'll have more of us last leg for you after the break
21:31We'll try more of your questions at zach and we'll check in on the new mayor of new york. We'll see you in a little bit
21:36We'll see you in a little bit
21:51Welcome back to last leg. We're joined by gk barry judy love and leader of the green party zach polanski people have been messaging
21:57Questions for zach jack said. What's your go-to tesco meal deal?
22:01Hmm the vegan kind of hummus falafel thing god. I am the stereotype, aren't I?
22:09Someone said has zach ever smoked green and if so was it organic?
22:15All i'll say is we need to legalize and regulate we shouldn't be putting people in prison for cannabis
22:18What hey?
22:22Alex you've got a question?
22:24Yeah, i've got a big one for you so
22:26I've heard the thing that you know years ago years and years ago. I know where this is going well look
22:32You'd said you could make women's boobs bigger through hypnotherapy
22:36I know the thing is that you've apologized. Can i just say your two heads moved at such a time
22:40I know that you kind of that was exclusive to to boobs, but how are you with hands?
22:59Right, it's funny because in the green room you're talking about other body parts
23:02I think brooke has just met his favorite politician
23:16Captain numbers said uh, what are your thoughts going into cop 30?
23:19How would our participation be different with you leading the uk?
23:22Well, we need to show global leadership. It's outrageous
23:24We've got a prime minister. He says that he wants the greenest government ever, but he's still
23:29Drilling for oil and gas opening new roads opening new airports
23:33We also need to recognize that the global south and countries like jamaica that have just suffered a horrendous hurricane
23:38We have a contribution to that and we need to be taxing the fossil fuel companies the oil and gas companies
23:43And making sure we keep fossil fuels where they belong in the ground. I think it's
23:51I think it's a bit presumptuous that zach thought that question was for him rather than the rest
23:55Yeah, there are rumors that the reason keir starmer has gone to the cop climate summit in brazil is that he's worried about losing voters to you
24:02Do you think that's the reason he's gone? I think he's just gone for a break
24:06Yeah, I think I think I think for him hearing about how the earth is on fire. It's probably better than his usual day today
24:13Look, I don't understand why we keep having cop summits like we know the planet's fucked
24:18Do we need to get together every year to confirm it?
24:20That's like me and alex going to the doctor every six months to see if our feet are still missing. Yeah
24:25And to go so far. What the hell you can't do it by zoom. What's going on?
24:30I find that mad to zoom
24:36No, that's what I don't understand what I don't do
24:38You know you can do climate awareness on zoom you can do speed awareness on zoom apparently
24:42You know what I think you have to show your face
24:50I think we would take cop much more seriously if we counted down rather than up
24:54Like if it started at cop 20 and then it went 19 to 18 and all the way down to one
24:59Also every time I look at you two there. I'm going prime minister deputy
25:05This week labor announced to shake up the national curriculum as all primary school children in england are going to be taught about topics like global warming
25:11How to spot fake news and how mortgages work even considering an a level in ai
25:16How are they not calling that an ai level?
25:20But yeah, I don't I'm I don't think I don't think it can work because I think school is the biggest hotbed of
25:28Misinformation in the world anyone who's been to school knows it. I was 14
25:32I was in music my mate john told me that when he ejaculated it hit the scene and I believed it for 15 years
25:37I thought that was my true disability
25:42That would not be a disability that make you a superhero
25:47What a pip test
25:57How do you guys feel about this I think this is great because obviously I know we're all gonna die by robots
26:03They're gonna take over blah blah
26:05However, I never know what to buy people for christmas so like for my mom
26:1165 sorry
26:1265 year old woman loves a bit of gardening loves home comforts. What do I buy her for christmas?
26:18ai's got it yeah slow cooker
26:23I know what i'm buying everyone
26:25I feel like it depends on the age that you're learning it at school
26:28Yeah, like if you're in primary school, you should still be going under the you know the parachute
26:34Yeah, but making paper old by rubbing a teabag on it. Yeah, exactly that but it is benefit. I love ai
26:42My job's gonna be taken by
26:44I'm with it
26:46I like ai
26:50If you're depressed you go on ai and you go and feeling a little bit down right now and they give you really good advice
26:55Yeah, same thing it's for free. Well, I didn't want to say it. Yeah, but yes, I don't know about the government
27:00I don't know the teachers kids what anything. I think them teacher mortgages and all the rest of it. It's like
27:06Maths GCSEs, you're never gonna be able to use it with all this interest rate
27:10These kids are not gonna be able to get a mortgage at all
27:12They should be teaching them is how to spot a fake politician. That's what they should be teaching the kids
27:17It's interesting because Rachel Reeves did um, thank you. Thank you again
27:23Rachel Reeves did a course called PPE at oxbridge that also jeremy hunt did and that balls did it
27:28I think we need to write rename it to like piss poor economics
27:31Wow
27:39Can I just snack who you've got writing for you?
27:42We could do with them on this show
27:44Kay said have you spoken to Zoran Mamdani?
27:48So if you don't know New York elected a new mayor this week the 34 year old Mamdani who becomes the youngest mayor of New York in over a century
27:55As well as the first Muslim and some of his pledges included making the city affordable raising the minimum wage
28:00Child care for everyone who needs it and making public buses free
28:03Donald trump called him a communist most of europe called him center-right
28:07Mandani immediately set this empowered challenge to donald trump
28:12So donald trump
28:14Since I know you're watching
28:17I have four words for you
28:21Turn the volume up
28:24I'm not sure if that's a call to arms or just something you say to a like an 80 year old man watching television anyway
28:34I kind of feel like he was like donald turn the volume up
28:38No, no hit hdmi one
28:41It's the wrong remote donald you're pointing your panic button at the television
28:46I mean there was four other words he could have used but hey
28:48Have you spoken to mamdani our teams are speaking but that's a man he knows if penguins have knees or not he wouldn't have got caught out on tv
28:57Sorry josh
28:57I was saying it was a question for me again zach jumped in
29:00I haven't spoken to him no
29:03Mamdani has already established a different relationship to the press than donald trump
29:07Um, you'll see from this endearing moment of him getting starstruck by sky news
29:13My first I just have to say i've spent
29:15Many days in my youth watching the transfer window close final hours on sky news, so it's a pleasure to have you here
29:21Yeah, i'm an arsenal fan
29:24I have to be honest when you said you were from sky news. I just got very excited. Could you repeat the question one more time?
29:28I
29:33I mean i love him yeah
29:35I think it's nice for him like for us arsenal fans for him to have been in the lead and not finish second so
29:41He does that with all the channels a question from channel four. Oh, i loved euro trash
29:47What would you ask me if you had the chance oh
29:50Big one be uh that big christmas tree they have in the rockefeller center what's what they're doing with it after
29:56Uh-huh i'll take it off and also the big one i think for any mayor of new york
30:00Hundred foot marshmallow man comes walking through the streets. What are you doing? Are you calling the ghostbusters? Are you having them incarcerated?
30:08Um, and daniel had something in common with keir starmer then if they meet because this week it was revealed
30:12Sir keir accepted a personal necklace from donald trump but turned down an arsenal shirt gifted to him by former manager arson wenger
30:18He can't even be an arsenal fan properly
30:21Uh
30:24Is that appropriate i think that's really romantic that he accepted like a necklace
30:30Do you know what i mean i feel like that's really sweet that he accepted the necklace and not the arsenal shirt
30:36I think donald's his mistress
30:39The mad thing about those gifts so he gave him cowboy boots but they were for his wife
30:45Yeah, it's quite a weird thing to give like buy another bloke don't you give another bloke you have to pay for the presents you get
30:52Is that not what it is like he'll give you presents but don't you have to pay for it over a certain amount?
30:56Yeah, if you keep them, yeah, why would you pay for your own gift?
31:01That's inflation. You could get a free ticket to the last leg. That's what i'm talking about
31:03Yeah
31:05Mamdani by the way the new new york mayor was also a rapper
31:09Who once went by the name of mr cardamom and released this catchy track in 2019 about his grandmother
31:14That's the mayor of new york
31:32Right
31:35What is crazy can we just acknowledge that was only six years ago
31:38I was waiting for you to say something like 1998
31:43I fear he's lost his virginity not long what six years ago. Yeah, that's men's imagine rapping about your nan
31:50Do you know what when you're rapping about your nan it's less and you'll enjoy this
31:55It's less hip-hop more hip-op
32:04I'm glad the comedian got the groan and not the politician
32:08Yeah, I mean is there a chance you're going to follow in his footsteps a little bit of rap coming from you is that question for me or josh whittaker
32:20Well, listen you're all over the social media like people a lot of people compare you and mamdani right yeah, I mean
32:24I'd love it since I've become leader in the last two months. We've doubled our membership
32:27We just had a poll yesterday that posed above the labour government now
32:31I think some of that social media
32:32But actually what people get wrong with Zoran is it's not just for social media. It's the message
32:36It's about lowering bills taxing billionaires and making a city everyone can afford to live in yeah
32:41I want to make a country we can all afford to live in wow so
32:44He's got the chat in
32:57Damn brother where you from south
33:03So you've made a whole bunch of popular posts here's one of the eye-catching versions. I love this one. I love this one
33:08Okay, this is uh, I think judy's about to fall out of love with him
33:11Yeah
33:13Oh
33:43All right Judy what was it why yeah, I mean you're loving what you're seeing so far
33:50What would be your advice to Zack?
33:51Do you know what the thing is with the New York mayor? How'd you say his name? Sorry? Zoran Zoran
33:57Yeah
33:58He's really with the people and he's got a lot of rhythm in his hips
34:05So I feel like you need to get with the people and get some rhythm in your hips
34:09Like if you've got the rhythm, you know your body then I think people will accept you. Okay. Do you want to?
34:18DJ run the track
34:39We'll have more last week for you after the break. We'll take a look at the new John Lewis Christmas egg and we'll stick to the tradition by ending the show with our version. We'll see you in a little bit
34:50We'll see you in a little bit
35:04Welcome back to last leg. We're joined by J.K. Barry, Judy Love and Zack Polanski. Oh, we've got questions another question for Zack
35:10Which politician would you least trust to look after your houseplants?
35:13Um, Boris Johnson. I don't want to trust him to look after anything
35:20Yeah, well he's doing all right with the 12 kids
35:22That's true
35:25Just a quick update
35:26Plants and kids
35:27Thank you
35:28Quick update on the multi-million pound heist that took place at the famous Louvre Museum in Paris a few weeks ago
35:33This week it was revealed a security test in 2014
35:36found that the password for the server that housed the surveillance system was Louvre
35:42Oh my
35:43Gosh
35:44That's not why it got broken into is it? It's because the window was left open
35:48Isn't it?
35:49Yes
35:50Yeah, it's okay. They've updated it now. It's Louvre 123
35:55Every year John Lewis release a Christmas ad and every year we try to remake it
36:00This week the department store released their ad about a dad and a teenage son connecting through music
36:05And it resonated mainly with dads and teenage sons
36:08Here's a quick look at the festive ad
36:10A festive ad
36:40Music
36:45Thank you
36:48Okay
36:52Thank you
36:53Thank you
36:55Thank you
36:57Frank
36:58Hey
37:00I know
37:01I know
37:03It's
37:04A
37:06Are there tears? Are there tears over here?
37:14You can't. You can't. It did get me a little bit.
37:17It's not Alan Carr at the end of the trailer.
37:20That's just for Paloma.
37:23It's really slow down the music.
37:25No, we've had different ideas.
37:26I thought it was his son handing him this vinyl,
37:30and in that club it was only men, so I thought he was gay.
37:34So I thought it was his son going,
37:37I know you're gay.
37:39So that's why I thought, oh, that's nice,
37:42but I think you can't have an advert.
37:44If he's not gay, that was pathetic then, because it's boring.
37:48I want a man who's alone.
37:50He's got no Christmas presents to open.
37:53I want tearjerkers.
37:54He was alone in his spirit.
37:56This is the heartbreaking story.
37:59It's a sad story about a dad who used to go out and do pills.
38:03Yeah.
38:04And now his son, and now his son's given me the vinyl,
38:06and he's gone, well, this isn't any good,
38:07because I don't do MDMA anymore.
38:09But after Boxing Day, it's going to be the come down of a lifetime.
38:12I just think that only works with that sort of music.
38:15Yeah.
38:16Like, for his generation, that kind of made me,
38:17that advert isn't as endearing for us lot,
38:20that we're into our early 2000s hip-hop.
38:22Yeah.
38:22Imagine that advert with my neck and my back being totally...
38:27..or candy shop.
38:28It would have worked.
38:30I mean, it did get a little bit PC.
38:32There was a lot of people talking about it was an all-white family.
38:35And I was like, that wasn't a problem for me.
38:37What really got me is that Thomas had rhythm.
38:39He was competing with Zack with them dancing.
38:41LAUGHTER
38:43We're going to have our version of that ad at the end of the show,
38:45but right now, it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest.
38:47Grace, Judy and Zack have to try and work out
38:49how they're related to the news.
38:50So, can we have this week's mystery guest, please?
38:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:55Mystery guest.
38:57I want to get close to you.
39:01What a beautiful girl.
39:02APPLAUSE
39:04Uh, Josh Alex, who's the...
39:06OK, this is Gloria, and she's been in the news this week.
39:09But why?
39:10Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please?
39:13So, has Gloria been in the news?
39:16Because after her tweet went viral,
39:18she found herself in charge of her 300-member all-female conga line.
39:22Was it B?
39:23Because after her TikTok went viral,
39:25she has found herself in charge of her 300-member all-female
39:28playing spotting club.
39:30Or C?
39:30After her Instagram went viral,
39:32she has found herself in charge of her 300-member all-female
39:36Judy Love fan club.
39:37I know this.
39:39I mean, OK, I've got...
39:41Let me see, cos, you know, I'm not saying it's probably the last one.
39:44LAUGHTER
39:45Have you got tickets from my tour all about love?
39:50That's...
39:51No, you ain't my phone girl.
39:52LAUGHTER
39:55I see you on my TikTok, and I think it's the plane spotting.
40:00I know you invite a group of people to the plane spotting.
40:04It's that, I'm telling you this.
40:05I just want to say 300 isn't enough for a Judy Love fan club.
40:08Oh, yes!
40:09He has got the moods!
40:12All right, we'll reveal that.
40:14LAUGHTER
40:15Making sure I've got a vote by the end of the evening.
40:17LAUGHTER
40:18We'll reveal the mystery guests for you after the break,
40:20and we'll unveil our own Christmas ad.
40:22We'll see if they're right.
40:23See you in a little bit.
40:24APPLAUSE
40:25LAUGHTER
40:26APPLAUSE
40:27Wow.
40:28Ah!
40:29Ah!
40:30Ah!
40:31Uh, Alex, those hands.
40:43I'll tell you what, you ain't half good, mate.
40:45LAUGHTER
40:46I'll go on the last leg, they said.
40:48It'll be fun, they said.
40:49LAUGHTER
40:50The hamptons stand by me ankles as well.
40:52LAUGHTER
40:53Welcome back to the last leg, we're joined by
40:55Cody K Barry, Judy Love and Zach Polanski.
40:56Before the break, we challenged our guest to work out
40:58how this person was connected to the news.
41:00Can we have the options again, please?
41:02Yes.
41:04So, how's Gloria been in the news?
41:05Because her tweet went viral, and she found herself
41:08in charge of a 300-member all-female co-line.
41:11Is it because, er, it's got, er, what is it?
41:14I don't know about the social media.
41:15Yeah, it went by, basically, she's in charge of
41:17a 300-member all-female train-spotting, er,
41:20plane-spotting club.
41:21LAUGHTER
41:22LAUGHTER
41:23I'm not used to working with them.
41:24LAUGHTER
41:25Or is it because she's...
41:26LAUGHTER
41:27She's in charge of a 300-member all-female
41:31Jude Love fan club.
41:32OK, and you, have you come to a decision?
41:34It's got to be, it's the plane.
41:37Yeah.
41:38I know it's the plane.
41:39It is the plane.
41:40I mean, if you've seen it, it's a problem
41:41with a mystery guest, right?
41:42It's a famous...
41:43Try and get some drama in it.
41:44Oh, my God, I think it is the conga.
41:46LAUGHTER
41:47I'm going to go with my ego and be like,
41:49obviously, it's the fan group, and you've missed out
41:52zero, and it should be 3,000.
41:54That's what I'm going to go with.
41:55All right, Gloria, can you reveal the answer, please?
41:57I started an all-female plane-spotting group.
42:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:08Why?
42:10What brought it about?
42:13So, I have a love for aviation, and I was posting videos
42:15of myself plane-spotting at London City Airport
42:18and places like that, and I had a lot of traction.
42:20People asking me, you know, host an event.
42:23When are you going next?
42:24And so I did, posted that, and then that went viral.
42:27And that's how the club started.
42:29And are there a lot of women out there that want to be
42:31playing spotters but they're put off by the...
42:33Yes.
42:34..the fact that it's mainly normally men?
42:35More than I expected.
42:36A lot of women saying that they used to do it
42:38with their grandparents as kids,
42:40people saying that they want to do it but they're nervous,
42:42so I'm really surprised by the reaction, but in a really good way.
42:46Oh, that's really cool.
42:47And I love the idea that male pilots,
42:49now knowing that they might be all-female plane-spotting groups,
42:51might just land and, like, give the wings a little bit.
42:55And, Gloria, thank you so much.
42:56Good luck with the club.
42:58APPLAUSE
43:04Uh, Josh has been soft launching the last seven days.
43:07What have you got?
43:08Would you like to see an unfortunate clip
43:10illustrating why estate agents shouldn't take their shoes off?
43:13What I came here for.
43:15Yes, please.
43:25You know what, though, if he's a good estate agent,
43:27he should have looked up and gone,
43:28I mean, quick access to the basement?
43:30LAUGHTER
43:36Uh, simple question.
43:37And do you know what, Zach, one last question.
43:38Yes or no?
43:39Do you think Kim Kardashian knows what a baked potato is?
43:42Absolutely not.
43:44Let's find out with this endearing clip.
43:48You're a big fan of jacket potato, aren't you?
43:51Who?
43:52Do you like the jacket potato?
43:55What is that?
43:56I really want to know if you like a jacket potato.
43:59I don't know what that is.
44:00I don't know what a jacket potato is.
44:01You don't know what a jacket potato is?
44:02What is a jacket potato?
44:03It's potato cooked in the skin.
44:06Oh, I love that, yeah.
44:07What's your filling?
44:09What filling do you like in a jacket?
44:10Sour cream and butter.
44:12Oh, sour cream and butter.
44:13Maybe bacon bits?
44:15Oh, lovely. You're making me feel angry.
44:17All right, we are about to unveil our annual version of the John Lewis Christmas ad, but before we do, would you please thank our guests, GK Barry, Judy Love, and Zach Polanski, and my co-host Josh Whittacombe and Alex Brooker.
44:40We'll be back next week with comedians Rosie Jones and Mike Wozniak and author and presenter Richard Osman, but right now it's time to show you our version of this year's Christmas ad.
44:51It celebrates two young boys connecting with an older man through the power of music.
44:56Thanks for watching The Last League. My name's Adam Hills. See you next week for The Next League.
45:03Oh, I know. What about a sketch about me winning the Paris Tennis World Championships?
45:07Oh, I can do a song!
45:25Thank you for letting us be ourselves. So don't mind me if I repeat myself. These simple lines be good for your health. To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf. Live love life like you just don't care. 5,000 leaders never scared.
45:50Rain the noise is the moment they fear. Get up, still appears all I dare. Get up, throw your hands in the air. Get up, it's sure no fear. Get up if y'all really care. You need 20 years, now get up, you're up.
46:05Public enemy number one in New York. Public enemy number one in Philly. Public enemy number one in Philly.
46:10Pooling number two inane.
46:28Bottaced her?
46:30Brighter, mighty fat.
46:31Boris!
46:32Don't mind me if I repeat myself. These simple lines be good for your health.
46:37your health to keep them crown runs on the shelf live love life like you just don't care
46:42five thousand leaders never scared bring the noise it's the moment they feared
46:48get up still a beautiful night
46:50I told you we should have just got him the tennis racket
46:54just like that
46:56get up just like that
46:59get up just like that
47:01get up throw your hands in the air
47:07get up just like that
47:10she knows for you
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