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00:00Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. As ever, as bloody ever, you know, forever and ever, the same sodden things.
00:11Yeah, and you know why? They're the same sodden things, because you do nothing about them.
00:16They don't go away on their own, Chrissy. They don't go away because you lie in bed and vote without the hat.
00:20Oh, be quiet. Give your heart to it.
00:22Oh, no, that's your department.
00:24I said shut up.
00:25I won't.
00:26Shut up.
00:27Oh, shut up. I shouldn't have shut up. You started it.
00:30Oh, yeah? What did I do?
00:32Nothing. That's how you started it.
00:37I used to set the laws without a set.
00:42You haven't changed much, have you?
00:46It was a draft.
00:49Ah, you shut up and all.
00:55Here.
00:57Yeah, you can die.
01:10Yeah.
01:40I'm taking the kids to school.
01:45Yeah, all right.
01:50Glad to see they're having their breakfast.
01:52Oh, don't start, Angie.
01:55Feed your sodden animals.
01:57I robbed these from the bins at the back of the greengrocers.
02:00Well, next time, have a look in the butcher's bins for us.
02:06Shut up.
02:10Oh, don't take this away.
02:14It will be a little bit mine.
02:17Don't turn every time.
02:19The day I'm crying.
02:24More happiness must save.
02:31The day I think this will come to my life.
02:36The day I think this will come to my life.
02:54The day I think this will come to my life.
02:57This is the day I shall remember, the day I am gone.
03:13Take and take this away, it will be always mine, the sun and the wild is even growing.
03:29All the heart let my face, I can see my heart, I can see my heart, I can see my heart, I can see my heart.
03:59I can see my heart, I can see my heart, I can see my heart.
04:13Mother?
04:15Come on Mother, please.
04:20Mother come on, you know I need a heart.
04:28Mother!
04:31Mother!
04:33Mother!
04:39Mother!
04:41I don't know.
05:11I'm sorry.
05:37It's all right.
05:38I'm getting used to it.
05:41You're giving me nothing but crap these days.
05:48All right?
05:55Chrissy!
05:55Chrissy!
06:02What's your comrades in crime?
06:08You're joking, aren't you?
06:09What do you mean?
06:10He's coming here.
06:11That's really smart, that is.
06:12Did you bring him?
06:12Yeah.
06:13So that's what friends are for.
06:14Thanks, Logo.
06:15Thanks a lot.
06:16Now, take him away.
06:16Far away.
06:17Hang on!
06:18Hang on.
06:18Listen, Chrissy.
06:19Are you sure it's not Kenny or Benny or Arthur or Frank?
06:22Chrissy.
06:22How about Veronica?
06:23Oh, look, you're not being fair.
06:25Look, you plums.
06:26Me and Emma are up in front of the fraud section this morning because of you.
06:29Ah, Snowy got killed because of you.
06:30I am steady on.
06:31Because of you, I've had me dole stopped.
06:33I'm up to here in debt.
06:35I can't support me family.
06:36Me wife's giving me shite.
06:37And for all I know, I'll be up and courting down a road because of you.
06:40You mean I kidnapped you?
06:41I made you work for me.
06:42Third slave to the right on the rolling ball.
06:44All you had to do, my lawyer, was to stop goosing me on the side and make an honest man out of me.
06:49That's all, you bastard.
06:50Now, go on.
06:50Get out.
06:51Chrissy.
06:51Oh, you can call me Kenny if you want, Logo.
06:54Yeah.
06:54You're being unfair to me.
06:58And I've suffered as well.
07:00For making me bankrupt, I'll go down before you.
07:03And I know you're not listening to me.
07:05I accept that.
07:06But for once, do yourself a favour.
07:08I am doing it.
07:09I'm ignoring you.
07:11Hey, remember this.
07:13I don't ever want to see you again.
07:15Chrissy, 40 notes a day in your hand sound as a pound.
07:19Where did I put me gun, Ange?
07:21All right, all right, all right.
07:24Can you get anyone else, Logo?
07:28Yeah, I'll try, you know.
07:30Monday morning, Caznew Street, 8 o'clock.
07:33Yeah, yeah.
07:36You soft get.
07:49So I'm giving you shite, am I?
07:52Oh, Jesus.
07:53After what you did.
07:55Look.
07:56I've already looked.
07:57Look again.
07:58No bread for breakfast.
08:00The kids' breakfast.
08:01Oh, come on, Angie.
08:02We've already talked about it.
08:04Oh, no.
08:04No, we didn't talk about it.
08:05You threw a moody and went out there to talk to the animals.
08:09Not so.
08:10Oh, Lord.
08:13Dr. Doolittle, all right.
08:16There was bread last night.
08:18Three slices, Angie.
08:20Three stale slices.
08:21Yes, and you ate them.
08:23Oh, I sandpapered the ceiling with them.
08:25Look.
08:26You ate them and it was the kids' breakfast.
08:29Oh, don't.
08:30Just don't.
08:31How much guilt can I take, eh, girl?
08:33Where do you go from bread?
08:35How about breadwinner, eh?
08:36Eh, that's what you're really saying, isn't it?
08:38Breadwinner.
08:39I'm going out.
08:45Where are you going?
08:47Sell me arse on Lime Street.
08:49After all, I've tried everything else.
09:05Yes.
09:09Could we see for a few moments, please, Miss Sutcliffe?
09:16Certainly.
09:16How about tomorrow?
09:18Eh, it's about our expenses, ma'am.
09:21Better make it the day after tomorrow, then.
09:24It's, er...
09:26Tomorrow, Saturday?
09:29Yes, I know.
09:33Oh, Miss Mills, here's a little something might interest you.
09:37Lady in Charlotte Street.
09:40Perhaps you could interest her in some perfumes from your catalogue.
09:43She's been accused of let-me-see prostitution,
09:46cohabitation, mass murder,
09:48drug smuggling,
09:49and a leading role in the Afghanistan rebellion.
09:53The informant is a person by the name of Musmini Mouse.
09:58Isn't that more likely to be a case of the Social Security?
10:01Therefore it's section?
10:05Yes.
10:06Then why are you giving it to me, Miss Sutcliffe?
10:07Yours not to reason why,
10:12yours but to do or die.
10:17Oh, incidentally, Lawton!
10:23My deepest commiserations on failing your driving test.
10:27Again.
10:28Oh, er, thank you, Miss Sutcliffe.
10:31Yes, she's got a nice pair of legs, hasn't she?
10:45I don't care very much for those two.
10:50I don't know why.
10:52They catch people.
10:54I knew there was a reason.
11:00Excuse me.
11:02Sorry, Sir Ball here.
11:03Apologies for the disturbance.
11:06Well?
11:07I just thought I'd give you a memory a little jog, you know.
11:09Donald Moss.
11:10Mid-thirties.
11:11Children.
11:11House in Haydock.
11:12Fraud section investigator.
11:14Never a high flyer,
11:15but just about where he should be in the scheme of things.
11:17comes to work every morning and sits in his office and waits.
11:21And waits.
11:29And waits.
11:30You could leave.
11:47Would you like to leave?
11:48Can be a rain.
11:50The only reason I'm here
11:51is because I don't want to be queuing out there.
11:53Ah, that's the only reason any of us are here, Donald.
11:57Without them,
11:58most of us are to be without a job.
12:00Correct, Mary?
12:03Pardon?
12:08Actually, I'm saving you
12:10for a very special assignment, Donald.
12:12And?
12:14Well, we haven't actually got one at the moment, but...
12:16You're doing this to me on purpose, aren't you?
12:18Why?
12:21Can I ask you something?
12:22Only if it's worth answering.
12:24Do you like catching people?
12:28That's got nothing to do with it.
12:31Yes, it has.
12:32No, it hasn't.
12:33It's a job.
12:35I got given it.
12:35It was looked on as promotion,
12:36and I'm doing it.
12:38Well, in this instance,
12:39I'm not doing it.
12:40But you're a nice man, Donald.
12:41Go on.
12:43Look, the last assignment I had
12:45was two weeks ago, right?
12:46That builder,
12:46that fellow falling out of the window.
12:47Since then, nothing.
12:50Come.
12:51Come up and see me sometime.
12:56No.
12:58Well.
13:00All right, come back later,
13:01in an hour or so,
13:02and I promise I'll have found something for you to do.
13:04In the meantime,
13:04I think your plotting paper calls.
13:05I really like Donald when he's angry.
13:18He's ever so sweet.
13:24You're right.
13:26I'm a cranky, frustrated, mature spinster.
13:30Lloyd is a kind of creeping Jesus sprat catcher.
13:37Living with an almost completely insane mother.
13:41And I'm a woman who has recently become aware
13:44of the massive and total futility of her life.
13:52I know.
13:55But we've always managed not to discuss personal problems.
13:57Not to worry.
14:05Do I?
14:07I will retire next year.
14:11And my mother's sure to die soon.
14:18I've made up my mind.
14:20Yes?
14:30No, I don't need to know your name.
14:40You're mad, you are.
14:42Mad.
14:43We're being followed, for all we know.
14:45We're going to get prosecuted for doing a foreigner
14:47while we're on the dole.
14:48Yeah.
14:49And here's you.
14:50Cool as a cucumber.
14:52Starting work from a lawyer of all people.
14:54And for pound notes.
14:56What are you trying to do to yourself?
14:57I've got no money.
14:59Oh, well, I mean, that explains everything.
15:02Yeah, I'm never having a nice time with the HP.
15:04I mean, all those frigging installments.
15:06You send the stuff back then?
15:07I would if I could, but I've sold most of it already.
15:10And a month's behind with the rent.
15:12Well, move in with your mum and dad.
15:15Oh, I can't do that, can I?
15:16I mean, they still think I'm a virgin.
15:18I mean, pick up a creamie.
15:19And where am I going to take it for a bit of recreation, eh?
15:23Besides, they're in more debt than I am.
15:24Yeah, well, sod off then, Logo.
15:27I've got me own troubles.
15:29I don't need yours.
15:33Yeah, well, I'm worried sick.
15:39Look, worrying will do you no good.
15:41I mean, me Uncle Matthew was a hypochondriac.
15:44Never got out of the X-ray unit at the Royal.
15:46It was barium this and barium that.
15:49Got killed by lightning.
15:52All I want is a job, Logo.
15:54An outside job.
15:56Be careful.
15:58That's what me Uncle Matthew had.
16:03Everything's a joke to you, isn't it?
16:12Anything going, boss?
16:14Sorry, son.
16:16Nothing.
16:19Any job?
16:21Oh, aye.
16:22But I turned it down.
16:24I didn't fancy the company car.
16:25You know what your trouble is, don't you?
16:28Everything's a joke to you.
16:32And?
16:34And on Malloy's site on that particular day,
16:36the day in question, in fact,
16:38no money parted company to or from anyone
16:41who was there while I was there.
16:44No money came my way,
16:45not to my knowledge,
16:47not while I was there.
16:49And I should know being there
16:50and being me.
16:54Malloy, on no occasion,
16:55never said to me,
16:56here, touch for that.
16:57That's a double negative.
17:00Yeah, well, there's two of you, isn't there?
17:04And, as a matter of fact,
17:06I was there on a trial basis only.
17:09But left after one wobbly wall
17:11and a short exchange of words.
17:13All worse to that effect.
17:14Mr. Hughes, nobody's trying to...
17:15Here I am, a man.
17:19A man.
17:23A man with no job.
17:26Looking for one.
17:29About trying to find a Scarlet Pimpernel.
17:33Have you got a job?
17:36Gives a job.
17:39Eh?
17:39I'll be all right if you had a job.
17:44Honest.
17:46I'd be all right.
17:48Oh, yes!
17:57Well, that has been very long, Mr. Hughes.
18:00I don't think we need to trouble you any further.
18:02You were, after all,
18:03only asked here to help our inquiries.
18:13If you'd like to go...
18:15Away.
18:19Now.
18:20I like Roger's sound.
18:33You can kill him soft.
18:35Ha-ha-ha-ha.
18:42Shit.
18:47How time flies when you're...
18:49Now, I know this is very naughty, Derek.
18:52And after all, it is your case.
18:53But I think we'll see the next two together.
18:56What?
18:57I know, I know.
18:58Protocol and rules.
18:59Memories from above.
19:01Directors from the Ministry.
19:02But nobody's going to know except us.
19:04And I'm not going to tell anybody.
19:10Come in, gentlemen.
19:11Come in, gentlemen.
19:11Come get a sizzle, Jimmy.
19:32No, wait!
20:02I think that just about concludes everything.
20:27Yeah, and all that you've just been saying, you know, the mumbo-jumbo like, well, what
20:32it means is, um, what does it mean?
20:37Oh, I'm sorry.
20:39We didn't intend to confuse you.
20:42What my colleague is saying is that it is his intention to forward your papers for prosecution.
20:46You gonna do us, then?
20:47Well, it certainly looks that way, gentlemen.
20:52She called me a gentleman.
20:53Now, isn't that nice, Chrissie?
20:54Well, leave it alone, will you?
20:56Wise advice.
20:57In your situation.
20:58It would be even wiser to listen to it, Mr. Logamund.
21:01No doubt impossible for you.
21:04Friggin' hell.
21:05This is a double act, or else one's a ventriloquist.
21:08That's enough.
21:10Enough.
21:11Look, from what you've been saying, it hasn't even started yet.
21:16I thought you would've had your pound of flesh when you killed Snowy Malone.
21:19He killed himself.
21:20Oh, aye, yeah.
21:21He was always jumping from third-floor windows.
21:23It was his hobby.
21:24None of this behaviour is helping you, you know.
21:26Oh, I wish I was hard.
21:28I mean, I wish I had a leather jacket like that to make me hard.
21:31No, just don't.
21:32What?
21:33Why?
21:34What are you gonna do about it?
21:35Forget it.
21:36The state of it, though, Chrissie.
21:37We need to have to stand on a stool to reach manhood.
21:39Yeah.
21:40Well, you're asking for trouble.
21:41Well, we've already got it, haven't we?
21:43So screw them.
21:44All right.
21:45Go on.
21:46Go ahead.
21:47Do what you please.
21:48See if I care.
21:49Only I'm telling you, don't walk home alone in the dark.
21:53I hope for your sake that's not a threat.
21:55It's a promise.
21:57If I could bring matters to a close, Mr. Lovemond, Mr. Todd,
22:02before tempers get too heated,
22:04we will keep you informed of the eventualities of this particular case,
22:07but I think...
22:08Yeah, yeah.
22:09All right, look.
22:10Don't bother trying to be nice, eh.
22:11You don't go with the job.
22:12But at least it's one saving grace, eh.
22:14We're not gonna have you minge-bags following us around anymore.
22:18Like bad smells.
22:19Oh, I wouldn't count on that if I were you.
22:22You what?
22:23What?
22:24Because of your known and undenied activities,
22:27to possibly further the strength of our case,
22:30and as a deterrent to you and the likes of you.
22:33What's your name, eh?
22:35Come on, what's your name?
22:36Why?
22:37Because I'm gonna report you, that's why.
22:38It won't do you any good.
22:39Yeah, I know what will, though.
22:41No-one's following me about anymore, I'm telling you.
22:43No-one.
22:44Having a job's one thing,
22:45and I'm sure it must make you very proud,
22:47but using it to persecute people's another,
22:49cos that's what you're doing.
22:51Now, what's your name?
22:52Gentlemen, gentlemen!
22:54Oh, there it goes again.
22:55Tell me your name.
22:56Come on, we've told you ours.
22:58It's only fair.
22:59Play the white man, will ya?
23:01I want your name.
23:02So do I.
23:03And that's just for starters.
23:05Give us your friggin' name!
23:08I don't want to.
23:10And I'm not going to.
23:12It's not advisable.
23:14Absolutely correct and proper,
23:17although you can have my name if you like.
23:19You can even have my address.
23:21However, do not hesitate to register a formal complaint,
23:24gentlemen,
23:25if you feel you have not been treated in a fitting manner,
23:27but I do really suggest that our interview is now over.
23:30For the time being.
23:33I wouldn't be you.
23:35I wouldn't be you.
23:37Not for anything.
23:39You're a fascist bastard.
23:41You scum.
23:42Oh, I don't think so, Derrick.
23:43I do.
23:44If their brains would be dangerous.
23:46Now, you may be right there,
23:47but there again, that could apply to more than those two.
23:49scum oh I don't think so very I do their brains it'd be dangerous now you may be right there
24:00but there again that could apply to more than those two meaning just a general comment on
24:06mankind but as I am in charge of this deliberately feeble attempt at a fraud section I think I
24:13should tell you straight away that I do not intend to let the case against those two go forward
24:17you what I'm not going to let the case against those two go forward I've spent hours days this was my
24:25case it was yes
24:28our builder what's his name Malloy Malloy I think we'll have him now put someone on him Derek keep me in
24:43touch as soon as he moves we'll jump all right I mean after all he's the really naughty boy
24:48practically making a profession out of it I don't mind prosecuting him at all but those two
24:53no that black boy was rather pretty no don't you think you're rather coarse all the way you can't
25:00mean that about the black boy no about not prosecuting them oh but I do but why not why not
25:07really yes I can just hear the laughter and the outrage now first of all we managed to crash all
25:15our vehicles into a council wagon at the start of the race then a man is killed we've only killed
25:21whatever we might say because he's tried to escape from us and finally for good measure we are trying
25:29to arrest unemployed men who are busy building an unemployment exchange oh I haven't get you waiting
25:38that much oh no what's three quarters of an hour to a man who's been wasting his time for some weeks
25:43my thoughts exactly the 10 more minutes won't make much difference will it
25:47well don't go away I think I might have the very thing for you
25:52where were you
26:02where were you
26:07why didn't you tell me
26:11I forgot
26:13you forgot
26:18you forgot they were coming to turn the gas off
26:23I had other things on me mind
26:28oh
26:30yeah well
26:39doesn't matter does it
26:43I mean we didn't have anything to cook
26:48anyway
26:49half a tub of Marge Monday's milk and a pound of dead lettuce
26:58yeah well that's all right we'll save on the electricity
27:02until they come and cut that off
27:06yeah yeah until they come and cut that off
27:08and then there won't be anything left to cut off will there except me
27:11but they can't cut me off though can they
27:14that's your department
27:15I can't cut off what you haven't got
27:17I didn't think you could hurt me anymore
27:26but there again
27:28practice makes perfect
27:31not in your case
27:33she's sitting around all day thinking he's up eh
27:36oh that's a good one
27:38that'll hurt him
27:39no I sit there and wait for you to do something
27:44you've got to do something
27:46I am doing something
27:48I'm going to court
27:50and then I'm going to get a very heavy fine
27:54which I will not be able to pay
27:56and then I'm going to go to jail
27:58do not stop
28:00and you
28:00you can go live with your mother
28:02an event you've been looking forward to for some time
28:06you know nothing about me Chrissie
28:09no you're right
28:14you're right I don't
28:16if I'd have known you better
28:18I would have known that
28:20but I have this ability to live with someone for 11 years
28:25and not know anything about them
28:26and of course not knowing anything about you
28:29or anything come to that
28:31I don't know what love is either do I
28:34oh
28:35no
28:37well it obviously isn't an empty fridge and a gas cut off
28:43oh
28:48let me go past
28:50and when we get a bit
28:52when we're standing there
28:54in the street
28:55well and truly finished with each other
28:57if that's what love's about
28:59it's not my fault you know
29:02it's not my fault
29:04self pity
29:05that's all I've heard from you
29:07for months
29:08and it is pissyful
29:10look
29:11Angie
29:12go away
29:14go to your mothers
29:14go to your sisters
29:15go to the dogs for all I care
29:17but go away
29:17I'd rather have nothing than what I'm getting now
29:20oh I'm going your own if you want
29:22you don't have to take the kids and look them after
29:24if you want to go
29:25go
29:25and hurry up and bounce it
29:27I'm free to take the usual heavy breathing now Jean
29:35though I could do with some lunch
29:38you're still upset about my decision aren't you
29:44yeah
29:45you'll make me look a fool if this gets out
29:48oh they won't get out
29:50just think of the joy you'll bring into the life of those two men when they find out
29:54but I tell you what I'll do just to make you happy
29:58I'll put my little friend Donald on their tracks
30:01past the time for them all
30:03Moss was in on the arrest
30:11exactly
30:11they know each other
30:12precisely
30:13for God's sake that's illogical
30:15oh my dear boy is God
30:17we're chasing people with nothing
30:19we only want a little
30:20he really is a very pleasant fellow Moss
30:23you like Moss
30:24I'm sure he'll find a different occupation eventually
30:27what about his safety
30:29they wouldn't harm him
30:31they're nice boys
30:33are you sending me up
30:35good heavens no Derek what on earth makes you think that
30:37hello
30:38no of course I don't know who you are sir
30:41I wouldn't dream of asking your name
30:45mister
30:47ah
30:49how long are you going to stay in there
31:11till you go away
31:13till you go away
31:14oh Chrissie
31:15you don't really want me to go away
31:19that's exactly what I want
31:21right
31:23right I'm going
31:26good
31:27yeah
31:27yeah
31:29you can have all the benefits
31:30yeah
31:31I'll leave you the family allowance book
31:33oh
31:35so as funny as a Chrissie
31:36just see how far they get you
31:39you're always telling me I can't make it stretch
31:41go away
31:43I need a suitcase
31:46it isn't big enough
31:53my clothes are in the wardrobe
31:59great great
32:05thank you
32:08great need that
32:13just remember this
32:16you made me go
32:17I won't forget it
32:18don't
32:18I won't
32:19good
32:20fine
32:20all right
32:21right
32:21just so long as you know
32:23I'll take the kids if you want
32:27I don't want anything from you
32:31especially the pressures you give me
32:33you'd think I was the only man round here without a sodden job
32:36take a look around you girl
32:38we form the majority round here
32:39only some fellas are lucky enough to have wives who recognise that fact
32:43oh right right
32:44if that's what you really believe
32:45I'm finished
32:46I don't think you were finished anyway
32:48you don't pack your suitcases to go to the shops
32:50what would be the point of going to the shops
32:52oh you're right
32:53you're right
32:54you're so right
32:55don't go to the shops
32:56go to friggin' hell
32:57come on
33:09Chrissie
33:10come on
33:11Chrissie
33:12I'm not in
33:13it's your Uncle George
33:16you stupid guest
33:17George
33:18God
33:20get him
33:22come here
33:22I don't need your help
33:34I don't want you here
33:35what are you doing
33:36coming here
33:36I heard
33:38about you and Loggo
33:39so
33:40so
33:41I know what to do
33:43George
33:43I've been through all that with a door before
33:45thanks Angie
33:46I'm becoming an expert
33:48bless
33:48yeah
33:49on other people's behalf
33:50but not mine
33:51do you hear
33:51aye aye Chrissie
33:53there's no need to shout
33:55look
33:56Uncle George
33:58you come first
33:59when you're not well
34:00you yourself come first
34:02I'm telling you this
34:03for your own good
34:04oh
34:04sod that
34:05no Chrissie's right
34:07if I'm going to be treated
34:10like a sick man
34:11I will be a sick man
34:12yeah
34:13and if you carry on like this
34:15I know
34:17it's the ambulance
34:19people are always doing this for me
34:21it's out of the goodness of the heart
34:24come on
34:24I'm okay now
34:26come on
34:27they'll be alright Angie
34:31yeah
34:31yeah
34:32yeah and don't you worry
34:33I'll sort it out
34:35no sweat
34:36yeah but there'll be two of those fellas with you in that office
34:38yeah we'll sort it
34:40get everything off Pat
34:42you want to go in
34:43thank you
34:44thank you
34:45take care
34:46alright so now mate
34:46come on
34:47what the hell is it
34:48great
34:49alright son
34:51where's the other half
34:52back in the bed
34:54that's what I told you
34:56back in the bed
34:57it's not just family with George is it
35:08he does that for everyone doesn't he
35:11yeah the old estate
35:14all creeds and denominations
35:17cripples failures and headbangers
35:19open house
35:19and what does he get for it hey
35:22what's his reward
35:22he gets so sick he's never going to get better
35:25and he loses his youngest son
35:27thank you almighty God
35:29thank you
35:30you work in mysterious ways alright
35:32and none of them are worth a wank
35:34you wouldn't have said that once
35:37yeah well even alter boys grow up Angie
35:41if you've ever believed in something
35:44really believed in it
35:45and then you suddenly find out it's not worth believing in
35:48all you want to do is kick it till it's dead
35:50but you know that don't you
35:52that's the way you feel about me
35:54you give me no option at times
35:59nah
36:00I'm the one with no option
36:03me dad used to say to me
36:05don't get mad
36:06get even
36:07I can't even get mad these days
36:09oh you leave it as well
36:18oh we're both leaving now are we
36:19I'm going to see a man about a job
36:21then I'm going to pick the kids up from school
36:23get some practice in for when you're not here
36:26we're going to take care of
36:34yeah
36:34so
36:35Hi there.
37:05Remember me?
37:06By the powers invested in me.
37:08You got it in one. Well done.
37:09It was nothing. What do you want?
37:11You. I've got to follow you around.
37:13You and Logman. Not really.
37:15You don't happen to know where he is, do you?
37:16Because I'd be fairly grateful if you kept together.
37:18It'd make my job a lot easier.
37:20This is a joke. I can supply the punchline.
37:22It's not a joke. It's an outright madness.
37:25Now, let's see. There are two of you and there's only one of me.
37:27So if you insist on not being together,
37:29then I'll have to follow you in turns.
37:31Who do you think should go first?
37:32Did you want to toss for it?
37:35Oh, by the way, I won't be working nights or weekends.
37:37What is all this about?
37:40You know, on Christmas Day in the First World War,
37:44when the enemy troops on both sides got together in no-man's land
37:47and made friends and played football,
37:52and just for once,
37:53they forgot about the absolute lunacy
37:55of what they were doing to each other.
37:57Yeah.
37:57Well, this is it, pal.
38:01This is Christmas Day.
38:04Oh, and, um...
38:06Don't worry, because I know something you don't know.
38:10Before long, we're both going back behind the lines.
38:12Happy New Year, pal.
38:21Happy New Year, pal.
38:21Happy New Year, pal.
38:22Here's my warrant card.
38:45Here's my little tin badge.
38:49Here's my office keys.
38:56And here's my plastic government-eshoe briefcase.
39:02Signing off.
39:03Oh, and, uh...
39:11Here's the keys to the car.
39:20Soon we'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:22Here's my office keys.
39:39Here's my office keys.
39:40I'm going to feel good.
39:42I'm talking about the doors.
39:44We will be back on the counter.
39:45Here's my closet.
39:46Here's a few.
39:47Here's my house.
39:47Here's my house.
39:49Here's my house keys to the house.
39:50You, uh, you want to message that?
40:01Oh, yeah, well, you better.
40:02Oh, shit!
40:08Hey, sweet.
40:11What the hell?
40:14Hey, you want to call this?
40:16Bye!
40:20But why me?
40:39What about them?
40:40You're not prissy.
40:41What?
40:43Forget it.
40:50You're not prissy.
41:02You're not prissy.
41:16Still not speaking to me, eh?
41:37Well, at least that's one question answered.
41:46I thought you might have had some comments to make, you know, about what happened earlier.
41:52You know, with Malloy, even if it was just to express your disgust or contempt or...
41:58I'd rather be starving.
41:59Oh, great. Just like a woman, eh?
42:02This afternoon, it was my fault we were starving.
42:05But tonight, you'd rather starve.
42:07Not that you have, though.
42:09Does it amuse you not to make my tea and then sit and soak for three hours?
42:14Oh, the best bit, though, is putting the kids to bed without sending them in to me.
42:18Leprosy as well, eh?
42:19I hate you!
42:21Of course you do.
42:23But it's all right, I don't mind.
42:25Because you don't know anything about anything.
42:27You, you don't know your arse from a hole in the ground.
42:30You think that life is like the inside of a Wendy house.
42:33And I'm only there to look after the dolls.
42:35You fuck! Stop!
42:37Oh, yeah.
42:43You as well, eh?
42:45Yeah, well, go on then. Why not, eh?
42:48One free shot.
42:50Yeah.
42:51But why not?
42:54One free shot!
42:56Me as well!
42:58Me as well!
42:59Why?
43:00God's sake, for once in your life,
43:03Why don't you stand up for yourself?
43:08Will you fight back?
43:13Fight back!
43:15It's all right, Justine.
43:29Me and Mummy are just playing at wrestling.
43:33And Mummy's winning.
43:39Hey, come on.
43:41Come on.
43:43Come on, we're on the track.
43:44Come on, we're on the track.
43:45Shh.
44:03She's asleep.
44:08And that's my last cigarette.
44:09Come on.
44:14It's all right, I've stopped smoking.
44:18So have I.
44:21Well, that's what I call a quick decision.
44:28I'm not picking it up.
44:30Neither am I.
44:31You threw it.
44:32You've never caught it.
44:33My dad's bigger than your dad.
44:35I've got a big brother.
44:36I can fight him.
44:39Anyway, he's in Australia.
44:43I'm not making friends.
44:52You're not funny.
44:55I'm not laughing.
44:56I thought you'd stopped.
45:07Yeah, well, I've started again.
45:10No willpower, have you?
45:11Oh, sod off, Chrissie.
45:16I used to think you were funny, but not anymore.
45:18Isn't it strange?
45:19I feel exactly the opposite about you.
45:22You're becoming more hysterical by the minute.
45:29Just like the home life of our gracious queen.
45:33Shut up!
45:37I'm going to bed.
45:38Is there an invitation?
45:47Obviously not.
46:08I'm not.
46:35I'm not going to bed.
46:36I'm not going to bed.
46:37I can't beat the memories you take.
47:07I can't beat the memories you take.
47:16Take one fresh and tender kiss.
47:23Ah, the stolen night of clay.
47:33It can't beat the memories you gave to me.
47:38I can't beat the memories you gave to me.
47:54I can't beat the memories you gave to me.
48:10Frigget.
48:18Frigget!
48:20Frigget!
48:51Angie.
48:55What?
48:57It's nearly seven o'clock.
49:00Do you know that?
49:03Yeah, but...
49:04You went out last night.
49:13I know.
49:15If you went for a drink, I'll never talk to you again.
49:19Promises, promises.
49:21No, I wanna talk.
49:26You are doing.
49:27No!
49:29I haven't slept.
49:32I came up last night and you were fast.
49:35I was pretending.
49:36I heard you, but I was pretending.
49:39So was I.
49:41I never came up.
49:42Oh, Angie.
49:43Angie!
49:44Angie!
49:46Angie!
49:48Angie!
49:53Angie, this is our life.
49:56I don't wish I was dead.
50:00But this is how it is at the moment.
50:03This is the way of our life.
50:07Oh, you don't have to go all miserable and bastard-like and fight with me.
50:11You have been drinking.
50:15I had a job, Angie.
50:18It wasn't a bad job and I was good at it.
50:23I laid the roads, girl.
50:25I laid the roads.
50:28Motorways, lay-bys, country lanes.
50:33Chrissie.
50:34No, let me finish.
50:38I could tamper and grit like nobody you ever saw.
50:41Nobody put the black stuff down quite like me.
50:46Yeah, but I lost that job.
50:49Was it all right? I deserved to lose it.
50:51I was a dickhead.
50:53But haven't we all been at one time or another?
50:55Haven't we all woken up the next morning and gone,
50:57Oh, Jesus, did I do that?
51:00Yeah, well, once you could get away with it.
51:04But not now.
51:06Nah, that's the problem.
51:08Nah, that's the problem.
51:15I am 28 years old, Chrissie.
51:21What's that got to do with...?
51:22No, look, let me finish, all right?
51:25I am 28 years old.
51:29I married you when I was 17.
51:33I was a mother at 18.
51:36Now, I'm not blaming you for that.
51:39I'm not.
51:41It takes two to tango.
51:43But I'm a person.
51:49I live and breathe and fart after five logs and limes.
51:54I have a mind up here and it's screaming Chrissie.
51:59I mean, it can't take much more.
52:01I mean, it was never much fun early on.
52:07I mean, how could it be?
52:09Babies and sick and nappies and no sleep at night.
52:14It's not like you imagine it to be.
52:17It's not like it is in the woman's zone, but...
52:20But I loved you.
52:23I loved the kids.
52:24I like the past tense with me.
52:30Oh, no, no, no!
52:32You never listen to me!
52:37The thing...
52:38The thing...
52:44I've never had a life outside of you and Justine and Claire.
52:52That's all.
52:55But I...
52:56I mean, I was going to.
52:57I was...
52:58I was gonna do a lot.
53:00Back to college.
53:01Job of me own.
53:02Out in the world.
53:04Hi, Angie.
53:06This was gonna be my time.
53:11What's happened instead?
53:12We're not...
53:15We're not even living hand to mouth.
53:20All down to me, eh?
53:22Good old Chrissie done it again.
53:25No!
53:26Absolute...
53:28Don't look at me as if you...
53:30You're not going to college.
53:31Don't look at me as if you've got no life.
53:32Don't!
53:34You, you, you, you!
53:35You never listen to me!
53:36What is there to listen to?
53:37Oh, so that's what you think, is it?
53:39That's how much you know.
53:40And I'm the one who's supposed to know nothing.
53:42Well, not stood against you, I'm not.
53:45Oh, behave yourself.
53:46You're not even making sense!
53:48What sense is there to make Chrissie?
53:49What is it?
53:50What is it?
53:51What is there?
53:52What is it I dream of and where is it?
53:54And what about them?
53:56What about the kids?
53:57What are they gonna be doing in ten years' time?
53:59Are they still gonna be wearing hand-me-downs at eighteen and twenty?
54:03What did we bring them up for?
54:04Oh!
54:05What is the point of living our lives when...
54:08When you get up in the morning and it's all downhill from then on.
54:13Two ounces of Spam and a quarter of Braun and any st...
54:16Look.
54:18Look.
54:22Look.
54:23Yeah, well, walk on one leg, you'll be all right.
54:27Listen.
54:28It's not funny.
54:29It is not friggin' funny.
54:31I've had enough of that.
54:33If you don't laugh, you'll cry.
54:35I've heard it for years.
54:36This...
54:38Stupid sodden city's full of it.
54:40Well, why don't you cry?
54:42Why don't you scream?
54:43Why don't you fight back, you bastard?
54:46Fight back!
54:47And knockin' the shite and stuffin' out of you, Chrissie Todd,
54:50and if you haven't had enough, I have!
54:55And what do you think it's like for me, eh?
54:58A second-class citizen.
55:02A second-rate man.
55:04With no money, and no job, and no...
55:08no...
55:10place!
55:12Tell her to the kids, Chrissie.
55:16Tell her to the cupboards and the fridge.
55:20See how full your words can make them.
55:23And when you've done that, make breakfast.
55:26And if you do, you'll have found a job.
55:30Because you'll be a sodden magician.
55:32Yeah.
55:34Well, I'll fill them.
55:36You see if I don't, I'll fill them.
55:39And I hope you sodden enjoy it.
55:41I'll enjoy it.
55:42I'll go.
55:43I'll go.
55:44Let go of it.
55:45Let go of it!
55:50Let go of it!
55:52Come on!
55:53Come here.
56:09Let go of it!
56:14What are you doing?
56:16She's not doing anything. Just getting down the stairs.
56:19You've been hurting them.
56:21Get in! Just get in, all right?
56:34There you are.
56:36Chicken for a week and all. Pigeon pie you can eat.
56:42Goose on Sundays.
56:44Christy, don't. Jesus, don't!
56:51Oh, God.
56:52Oh, God.
56:53I'm so hungry.
56:54Oh, God.
56:55Oh, God.
56:56Oh, God.
56:57Oh, God.
56:58Oh, God.
57:01Oh.
57:02Oh.
57:04Oh, God.
57:06Oh, my God.
57:36Hey, somebody better wash the blood off that rabbit.
58:06Hey, somebody better wash the blood off that rabbit.
58:36Hey, somebody better wash the blood off that rabbit.
59:06Hey, somebody better wash the blood off that rabbit.
59:36Hey, somebody better wash the blood off that rabbit.
59:40Hey, somebody better wash the blood off that rabbit.
59:46Amen.
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