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00:00Hey, guys.
00:09Happy birthday, motherfucker.
00:10Everyone's sharp.
00:12We've been through a lot of ups and downs,
00:14but mostly ups, I would say.
00:16But let's down this.
00:19We do love you guys, and it's always good
00:22to have your friends together,
00:24but keep your enemies closer, maybe, right?
00:26Well, how are we enemies?
00:28Are we enemies?
00:29You manipulated me.
00:31You told me,
00:33I'm an addict, so I don't drink anymore.
00:35Now, you're like Mr. ShotKey.
00:39He just made my drinking problem about him.
00:42That is insane, Chip.
00:43Also, nothing I do in my life is about you, buddy.
00:45Trust me, I know.
00:47Why are you always obsessed with how I live my life?
00:50I'm not obsessed with how you live my life.
00:51It's crazy. Yes, it is.
00:52My drinking is about me.
00:54I don't try to tear you down.
00:56You are a liar, Craig.
00:58You're a person when you film.
00:59And everyone here knows that you're a liar.
01:00You're a person when you film.
01:01Coming from you?
01:02I'm the exact same person on camera that I am.
01:04You are a liar of all liars.
01:06So we don't need to be friends anymore.
01:08I guess we don't need dessert.
01:14No, we don't.
01:16These were someone's favorites.
01:17Kevin's like, Mom, what are you doing?
01:22Oh!
01:23I got him!
01:24Ah!
01:25I got him!
01:26Ah!
01:27I got him!
01:28Ah!
01:29Gotta get this nasty fly trap.
01:32Oh my God, it's so disgusting.
01:33Just me.
01:34Oh my God, it's so disgusting.
01:35Oh my God, it's so disgusting.
01:39Just me.
01:40Whoa!
01:41Hold on.
01:42You're going to be way less mad at me when you realize I have a mouse.
01:46Come on.
01:47I got him!
01:48I got him!
01:49Ah!
01:50Oh my God, it's so disgusting.
01:51Just me.
01:52Whoa!
01:53Hold on.
01:54You're going to be way less mad at me when you realize I have a mouse.
02:09Come on.
02:10Woo!
02:11There he goes.
02:13Whitney, you want to see what I got Madison for you?
02:17Yeah.
02:18It's a sterling silver rattle.
02:19Fantastic.
02:20The kid.
02:21What do you think?
02:22Sorry, give this to Madison or the baby.
02:25Okay, good.
02:27Haven't you ever been to a baby shower before?
02:30Yeah, not a lot.
02:36Call Madison LaCroix.
02:42Hey, girl.
02:44What's up?
02:45Nothing much.
02:46Just getting fat.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Yeah.
02:49I'm in the home stretch.
02:50Third trimester.
02:51What does that mean?
02:52Does that mean that you can drink wine?
02:55Hell no.
02:56I need to get pregnant so I can get my drinking in check.
02:59Yeah, exactly.
03:00I think it's the only thing that'll help.
03:02Are you coming to the baby shower on Saturday?
03:07Of course.
03:08What are we thinking for a baby shower gift?
03:12Okay, well, I don't need, like, any nipple cream and shit like that.
03:15Oh, my God.
03:19Um, all right, all right.
03:21I'll talk to you.
03:22Okay.
03:23Bye.
03:24Bye.
03:25Oh.
03:26Oh.
03:31Well, God dang.
03:32The landscaping.
03:33Oh, my God.
03:36Hello.
03:37Hey.
03:38Hey.
03:39You look cute.
03:40Thanks.
03:41How do you do?
03:42Is it weird to touch someone's belly?
03:44Someone's stomach?
03:45No.
03:46Is that scary?
03:47No.
03:48No.
03:49I'm not a good pregnant person, to be honest.
03:50Yeah, but I feel like most people aren't.
03:52I mean, you have, like, an alien inside you.
03:55I'm 31 weeks.
03:56I am pregnant AF.
03:58I hate every minute of it, but guess what?
04:00We're doing it.
04:02Want one of my beers?
04:03Mayonnaise?
04:04Yeah.
04:05I figured it's a nice day we could sit out on the porch.
04:07Yeah, I love that.
04:08The girls that are like, oh, I love being pregnant, I'm like, you're a liar.
04:12And, or, a sociopath, I don't know, one of the two.
04:17I didn't, I mean, who are you, Bob Rawls II?
04:20Oh, the painting?
04:21Yeah, you've been doing that?
04:22No, it's a remnant of the past chapter.
04:25Oh.
04:26Like, Paige used to sit out here in her bathing suit and just paint.
04:29I was betrayed by the person I trusted most in this entire world.
04:34I mean, we had our whole future planned.
04:37Well, let's get engaged and get married two years later.
04:41Okay.
04:42Feel?
04:43Yeah.
04:44Well, how are you feeling?
04:46Like, be honest.
04:47I will tell you, it's like, it's been a journey.
04:51I will say that I've hit a level of sadness that's not depression-based.
04:58It's more, like, bummer-based.
05:01Because I, like, never did anything to deserve becoming the villain in her story.
05:05But she needs a villain.
05:07I know.
05:08If you can't handle the amount of love that I give, then that's, like, a personal problem.
05:13Yeah.
05:14This is a stupid conversation.
05:15Okay, well, don't have a temper tantrum.
05:18You don't believe that he ever bought an engagement ring?
05:21No.
05:22Really?
05:23That ring does not exist.
05:24He says to me, I really wish you didn't do this before you saw the ring.
05:29What?
05:30In my head, I was like, this is why we're breaking up.
05:32Because I don't know if you're lying right now.
05:35I feel bad for the guy.
05:38I mean, I know that he, in his mind, believed that she was his wife.
05:44And I do think that he's so hurt that he can't even explain what he's feeling.
05:50But I am, I'm proud of you.
05:52And I feel like you seem good.
05:54You know, I started to see someone else.
05:57And you had known her or no?
05:58We met in the Bahamas, like, six years ago.
06:01Okay.
06:02And we reconnected.
06:03Yeah.
06:04It was just, she made me feel whole again.
06:07And it's unfair.
06:08Yeah.
06:09To her.
06:10But then once I felt whole again, I was like, oh, I have more healing.
06:13Yeah.
06:14You know, I had seen, like, my ex move on and I didn't know what to do.
06:19I was just lonely.
06:21And I didn't know how to be by myself.
06:22And I think that's why I rushed into the first person I talked to.
06:25Like, I hadn't, I didn't talk to anyone else.
06:27It was just her.
06:28I don't know if you've ever been single.
06:30You should date around.
06:31Like, have, like, two girlfriends.
06:33Yeah.
06:34But don't call them girlfriends.
06:35Slow.
06:36Slow.
06:37Just, like, entertain.
06:38Like, I think I need to get to know someone for a little bit before I get, like, intimate
06:42with them.
06:43A lot of people say you have three true loves.
06:46Hi, baby.
06:47You know, I had my first one with Naomi.
06:50This is nicer than my wedding is gonna be.
06:52And then second one with Paige.
06:54So I'm just kind of holding on to that.
06:56I'm a little nervous because I'm 37 years old.
07:00So I'm like, am I still, like...
07:02You're okay.
07:03Did I age out of, like...
07:05No.
07:06Talk to your buddy, chef.
07:07Hello.
07:08Hello.
07:09What can we help you with?
07:10Well, um, I don't have a baby, but I know someone that's having one.
07:26My friend Austin's on his way.
07:28Okay.
07:29He's the ex-boyfriend of the now married.
07:32And so it's kind of funny.
07:34I don't know if we'll do, like, a joint present.
07:39Do you need some help picking something out?
07:42We might need some help, but for now, I'll peruse.
07:45Enjoy.
07:46So awkward.
07:47I don't really buy gifts for unborn babies.
07:56Oh.
07:57This is just like a slide.
07:59And then...
08:00Did you press anything down?
08:01A bend and snap.
08:02I don't even buy gifts for weddings.
08:04Like, just...
08:05I don't...
08:06I'm not buying you silverware.
08:07That's your problem.
08:08Hello.
08:09Hi.
08:10I just...
08:11I just learned how to...
08:13God, I still can't get it.
08:15Oh, there it is.
08:16Whoa.
08:17Yeah.
08:18Yeah.
08:19That's nice.
08:20We don't have to worry about that for at least nine months.
08:23No.
08:24Some of us know who it would be, and others, it would be a gamble on who it would be.
08:29Yes, correct.
08:30Could be tonight.
08:32My dating life, it's active.
08:36I get excited easily.
08:38But usually, disappointment follows excitement.
08:42Either on their end or mine, by the way.
08:45We were in love.
08:47Will you admit that?
08:49I don't know if we were in love.
08:52And, you know, I've learned a thing or two.
08:55Like, age range.
08:57It has increased to 28 now.
09:00So, do you want to go to the baby shower together?
09:03Yeah, man, because Audrey's not here.
09:04Okay.
09:05She has a wedding shower, so I am solo.
09:08Audrey and I are coming up on a year and a half of dating.
09:14Cheers.
09:16Cheers.
09:17How bad was traffic to get out of Charlotte?
09:20I'm just sick of the drive.
09:23She lives in Charlotte, but we make sure to see each other, like, three to five times a month.
09:29And, like, it works for me.
09:31It works for her.
09:32And I hate it when everyone's asking her, what are you doing?
09:35When is she going to move here?
09:36What's up?
09:37Do you love her?
09:38Do you want to marry her?
09:39Do you want to have kids?
09:40And you're like, chill the out.
09:41We haven't talked about any of this because we don't need to because we're good.
09:44Okay.
09:45Let's get a gift.
09:46Let's see our options.
09:47I just heard that Madison said that you know what's...
09:50We've got a store full of options.
09:55What about something like this?
09:56Yeah?
09:57You could do that?
09:58It actually is really cute.
09:59How much is it?
10:00150 bucks.
10:01Oh, shut up.
10:02150 bucks.
10:03What?
10:04Like, do you think that's too much?
10:08No, as if you can't.
10:09Dude, it's fine.
10:10You're fine.
10:11It shocks me how cheap that shop is.
10:1645.
10:17Yay.
10:19Mr. Trust Fund, Mr. Boykin himself.
10:22Is this, like, an overstuffed Teddy?
10:24Yeah.
10:25And she is naming the baby Teddy.
10:27Oh, that's perfect.
10:28Do you have girl names picked out yet?
10:30Yes.
10:31Obviously, since my dad had recently passed, I think I'm going to go around there.
10:36What was your dad's name?
10:37Teddy.
10:38Teddy.
10:39Aww.
10:40See, I think that's super cute because it's symbolic, like you said.
10:43Mm-hmm.
10:44You know?
10:45Yeah.
10:46350.
10:47And we'll put a big bow around it.
10:48That's exactly what I would want.
10:49Perfect.
10:50Okay.
10:51It's so fluffy.
10:52I love it.
10:53Corey Kiefer is texting me.
10:54Why?
10:55He said that.
10:56Craig invited him to Madison's baby shower.
10:57That reminds me.
10:58Please tell me about Craig in LA.
10:59Yeah.
11:00You guys look like you're having fun at the pool.
11:01Craig!
11:02What's up?
11:03We're just trying to get some sun before Madison's baby shower.
11:04It was so very much like, hey, I'm like a normal dude that hangs out with his friends
11:10and gets beers.
11:11Yeah.
11:12But like, you know, we're at the bar and, you know, Craig's like, shot?
11:15I'm like, what?
11:16He took a shot?
11:17He took multiples.
11:18Whoa.
11:19You know?
11:20So now I'm curious, like, where his whole, like, I'm an addict.
11:23Where's he gonna fall?
11:24And I'm like, and I'm like, not, you know, drinking as much.
11:27I just want you to loosen the reins a little bit.
11:30Yeah, but I can't.
11:31I can't.
11:32I can't.
11:33I can't.
11:34I can't.
11:35I can't.
11:36I can't.
11:37I can't.
11:38I can't.
11:39I can't.
11:40I can't.
11:41I can't.
11:42I can't.
11:43I can't.
11:44I can't.
11:45I can't.
11:46I can't.
11:47I can't because I don't have any leash on myself.
11:50That's any addict.
11:52I was like, me, like, trying not to be an alcoholic is now affecting my friendship with
11:58Alston.
11:59You know, I'm not judging, right?
12:03But like, it was interesting, right?
12:05You know, I think he wanted to somehow let you know that it was bigger than just you two's
12:10relationship.
12:11As long as single Craig doesn't overdo it and, like, turn into, like, drunk dickhead Craig.
12:19I am terrified of Craig sometimes, yes.
12:22You think you have a bad temper?
12:23I am.
12:24Yeah, I'm working on it.
12:25That's why I don't drink anymore.
12:26Is anyone else scared of him?
12:28Yes.
12:29Are you?
12:30Sometimes.
12:31Then I'm here for this, like, single Craig energy.
12:36But I think he rightfully so needs to recalibrate his new normal.
12:40Because he had alienated us to a certain extent.
12:43It's definitely you.
12:44Page was his best friend.
12:45Yes.
12:46And his only confidant.
12:47Yes.
12:48And he put all his eggs in that basket and the basket fell and the eggs broke.
12:51But, like, now I'm just kind of, you know, curious, like, what it's going to be like moving
12:58forward.
12:59Me too.
13:00Me too.
13:03Coming up.
13:04Craig?
13:05Come on.
13:06Go say hi to Vanita.
13:07Why?
13:08I don't like her.
13:09Like, I don't with her.
13:21Oh, my life.
13:23Let's see.
13:24Oh, .
13:26Oh, no.
13:27That's a big hole.
13:29Zoe, you're going to help me look for my corn snake?
13:32I Googled it and they like to hide under appliances.
13:35I am a new reptile mom.
13:38Oh.
13:39Someone was rehoming their gecko and corn snake.
13:43I was like, well, free reptiles.
13:46Give them here.
13:48No.
13:50No.
13:51So, yeah.
13:52I now have three cats, a dog, a gecko, and a corn snake.
13:56I feel like I need to lure them with a mouse.
14:01This is sad.
14:05Hmm.
14:06I'm sorry.
14:16Hold on, please.
14:19I'm suspicious.
14:20You need to stop.
14:21Sorry.
14:22She's a lunatic.
14:23I was like, this point is breaking in.
14:24Aw.
14:26Those are cute.
14:27Of course.
14:28I figured I'd bring one more thing that you could pile up in here.
14:30Yeah.
14:31You know?
14:34Wait.
14:35Did you find your snake?
14:37No.
14:38Oh.
14:40Wait, what?
14:41I'm thawing out a mouse.
14:42I'm going to try and lure him.
14:44Oh, my God.
14:46I just want to shake her and be like, happiness starts at home, bitch.
14:51So clean up your house.
14:54You're too much .
14:55No wonder you can't find your snake.
14:57Well, so I've carved out little pathways to go to all the places that I go often.
15:02Okay.
15:03See, you sound like a hoarder.
15:04No, I really, I felt like a hoarder for a while.
15:06I moved into this house that is, like, a thousand square foot less than my old house.
15:13Let's not have your shoes downstairs.
15:15How about that?
15:16No, I know.
15:17This was, this is not the final rest of the place.
15:19But wait.
15:20Are you using this scooter currently?
15:22No, but I don't know where to put it.
15:24I am a minimalist if I have enough room.
15:30All right.
15:31That's a...
15:32I'm just trying to get a sense of what's going on over here.
15:34No, I know.
15:35That's a euphonium.
15:36Oh, that's your euphonium?
15:37Yeah.
15:41What is this?
15:42All my shark teeth.
15:43Are you serious?
15:44Yeah.
15:45There are, like, thousands of shark teeth in there.
15:46Have you talked to Shep about going into business together?
15:49Speaking of sharks, crack the necklace.
15:51What?
15:52He got me a megalodon tooth.
15:54That is really nice.
15:55Oh, he has been talking about that the whole trip.
15:59We're gonna start a shark tooth adventure company together.
16:02I mean, after you guys' love explosion.
16:05Ew.
16:06Don't say that.
16:07I mean, haven't hooked up with anyone since.
16:10And I think I just...
16:11I don't know.
16:12I just know more of what I don't want.
16:15And I'm fine with that.
16:17Oh, my God.
16:18Robert!
16:19Let's not get you any more pets.
16:21Let's get you some organization.
16:23Or a boyfriend.
16:24How about...
16:25How about one of those?
16:38Hi.
16:39How are you doing today?
16:40I'm doing good.
16:41I am here to shop for a baby shower.
16:43I feel like you guys have this pink tulle dress that I like.
16:46Oh!
16:47This but pink?
16:48Yeah.
16:49I can see if we have it in the back.
16:50I'm not too sure.
16:59I've just seen you in so long.
17:00How are you?
17:01Good.
17:02Have a stage coach.
17:03You look so cute.
17:04You too.
17:05Hi.
17:06Oh, I actually really love the front of this.
17:07I do too.
17:08I think you would actually wear that.
17:09Why?
17:10Because it has a little cleavage?
17:11Yeah.
17:14Sally has become my best friend.
17:16Yeah.
17:17I mean, I helped her through a lot with the JT stuff.
17:20These long messages are from...
17:22JT.
17:23Yes, right.
17:24Yeah, that's it.
17:25Like, more than press or not?
17:26That's wonderful.
17:27And you feel the same.
17:31I did not approve of JT and Vanita's relationship
17:34just because, like, I knew the kind of guy he was
17:36and I did not trust him.
17:38Right after the show premiered,
17:39you made a big public post on Instagram
17:42kind of announcing your relationship.
17:44Mm-hmm.
17:45In September, you let me know
17:48that you and that girl were no longer together.
17:50Then after that, you and I are going out on dates.
17:54Like, we were working on trying to figure out
17:56if we were gonna actually be boyfriend and girlfriend.
17:58And then super teaser drops.
18:00And she's in my DMs calling me a goddamn rat.
18:03Mm-hmm.
18:04Oh.
18:05Well, I guess the question is, where do you go from here?
18:08I'd like to repair it and get the friendship back.
18:11Do you want to be friends with him?
18:13Yeah.
18:14You do?
18:15Wow.
18:16Do you want to date him?
18:18Yeah.
18:19Aw.
18:20After that moment in New York, JT came to my hotel room
18:24until about 5.30 a.m.
18:27Yeah.
18:29He was just like, I really want to be with you.
18:31I like yours.
18:32Yeah, but it's, like, pink.
18:33So after New York, I was really hoping that JT and I
18:36could, like, maybe potentially date.
18:38But he blocked me.
18:40And he just fell off the face of the earth.
18:43That's more me than this is me.
18:45You want to switch?
18:46Becky.
18:47I mean, she was heartbroken.
18:49And I saw her through that whole situation.
18:52Oh, my God.
18:53Sally would not leave me alone for, like, three weeks there.
18:55Oh, my God.
18:56How are you feeling?
18:57Are you sad?
18:58Do we need to find your new man?
18:59And then that turned into us hanging out every day,
19:01texting every day, FaceTiming every day.
19:03And, yeah, now it's just blossomed into this beautiful friendship.
19:10This is way more me.
19:11Oh, this is cute on me.
19:12I like this.
19:13Yeah, that looks...
19:14With, like, a little ponytail.
19:15That looks better on you than it did on me.
19:17Let's find another option just in case you need, like, a backup.
19:19Okay.
19:23So, the baby shower.
19:25It's boys and girls.
19:26Yeah.
19:27So, obviously, Craig's gonna be there.
19:29How do you feel?
19:31What happened between you and Craig?
19:33Give us the blow-by-blow.
19:34Blow-by-blow.
19:35First blow.
19:36Craig's a bitch.
19:37What's your response to Vanita saying she's on Paige's side
19:40in your breakup?
19:41I'm not...
19:42I won't be associated with her.
19:44Do you think he should, like, let everyone know what Paige is or isn't doing?
19:48Oof.
19:50Yeah.
19:51I think he should.
19:52Speak your truth and let it be known the same way you're speaking your truth about everything else.
19:56What if he doesn't know?
19:57Then stop answering like you do.
19:59Ooh.
20:00Okay.
20:01Period.
20:02What she said about me I didn't think was true and I think she was just regurgitating gossip from the internet.
20:08So, yeah, I'm not friends with her and...
20:10I don't...
20:11I wish her well but no one's entitled to my friendship and she definitely isn't anymore.
20:15All right.
20:16Thanks for Jill fans.
20:17Uh, this is...
20:18I consciously made my decision to text Paige over Craig because who do I have a stronger relationship with?
20:27Paige, not Craig.
20:28Sorry.
20:29I mean, like, I can see both sides, right?
20:32Like, he probably expected all of our friend group to have his back.
20:36All I said was if the girl is literally not out here cheating on you, stop making it seem like she is.
20:42I just thought it was kind of weird that, like, she took her side over his because if you have a friend that brings in a significant other to a friend group and then they break up, stick with the person that brought them into the friend group.
20:55I'm mad at him.
20:56Like, I don't think you did anything wrong.
20:57I think he is more than wrong because he just like, okay, I'm done with the friendship and I don't think that's fair.
21:02Yeah, no, it's not.
21:03Without a conversation.
21:04No, it's not.
21:05So, I just want y'all to hash it out because I want y'all to be friends for the sake of...
21:08The group.
21:09The group.
21:10Yeah.
21:11Craig and I fight and it doesn't go well.
21:13I will fight him.
21:14Okay.
21:16Coming up.
21:17Speak.
21:18I think Sally's fun.
21:19But she's not your type, right?
21:25I think she's beautiful.
21:28Yeah.
21:41We don't want that table there.
21:42I'd get that land off of it.
21:43It looks silly.
21:44What?
21:45Oh, that looks nice.
21:46Except it looks like it could blow over.
21:47Me too.
21:48Do you like the bar area?
21:49How this looks?
21:50Yeah.
21:51I think this should go in the back.
21:52Okay, perfect.
21:53I can move that.
21:54The glasses should be closer together.
21:56Okay.
21:57My friends are not exactly in the reproductive phase.
21:59So, it's fun for me to have young friends that are having babies.
22:03The swan's necklace should come down lower.
22:05A little too high.
22:06They're tacky looking.
22:07I think it could blow over.
22:08It could blow over.
22:09Me too.
22:10Do you like the bar area?
22:11How this looks?
22:12Yeah, I think this should go in the back.
22:13Okay, perfect.
22:14I can move that.
22:15So, it's fun for me to have young friends that are having babies.
22:19The swan's necklace should come down lower.
22:22A little too high.
22:24They're tacky looking.
22:25I'm gonna make their necklaces bigger.
22:29Yes.
22:30Swan delivery.
22:31Well, everyone comes in an hour, so I think we're almost ready.
22:34Oh, my gosh.
22:35All right, let me do the swan real quick, and then I'll run up and change.
22:38Okay, I'll go do those corrections that you said around the yard.
22:41Okay, thank you so much.
22:42Yeah.
22:43You did a great job.
22:45This looks nice.
22:46Oh, sir, Whitney, the man of that.
22:47Oh, gracing us.
22:48Hey, man.
22:49What's up, man?
22:50It's been a minute.
22:51How we doing?
22:52Dude, you guys work out together?
22:53Look at you.
22:54Beef brothers.
22:55Corey and I have been best friends since we were both Kappa Sigs at College of Charleston,
23:08and most people that we went to college with will tell you, and even Whitney when he first
23:12met us, that no one ever saw one of us without the other, like, ever.
23:15The only way to do this is to do this.
23:18Oh, yeah, that's...
23:19Is that still poor on?
23:20Oh, yeah.
23:22You brought gifts for the baby and for the house.
23:24Appreciate that.
23:25Uh, good.
23:26You got some wine.
23:27Easy.
23:28Don't turn it like that.
23:29I'll hold this.
23:30Okay, what do you want?
23:31It's handmade.
23:32Yeah.
23:33It has to be baby.
23:34Is it?
23:35What is this?
23:36That's the actual...
23:37That's a cat.
23:38What the is it?
23:39Sorry.
23:40Craig!
23:41What the is this?
23:42Aww.
23:43He really wanted it.
23:44I can't breathe.
23:45Oh, my gosh.
23:46It was supposed to be a teddy bear, I think.
23:49And he...
23:50It was.
23:51The effort was there.
23:52God.
23:53I tell you what, let's put it on the presents table there.
23:57Is this it?
23:58Y'all, I've never been here.
23:59It's like The Secret Garden.
24:00Come on.
24:01Oh, I love that movie.
24:02It's so cute.
24:03Hey, hun.
24:04I love the pink.
24:05Thanks for coming.
24:06Oops.
24:07Oops.
24:08Smack your glasses.
24:09I know.
24:10Okay.
24:11He's had one too many.
24:13I mean, this bear is obtrusive.
24:16I know.
24:17Okay.
24:18He's had one too many.
24:21I mean, this bear is obtrusive.
24:24Okay.
24:25The real bear.
24:27Follow the stork.
24:29What up, Austin?
24:30What's up, dude?
24:31I love the teddy bear.
24:32Oh.
24:33After the breakup, Austin and Chet were extremely supportive.
24:37Don't, you know, man, just be alone with your thoughts.
24:39Yeah, like, if you guys are down, like, just, like, do guy stuff.
24:41Craig.
24:42QT.
24:43QT, dude.
24:44That's my thing.
24:45It's just really cool to hang out with my friends again.
24:46Wait.
24:47Look at the, like, open-collar deal.
24:48Whitney did it to me.
24:49Of course he did.
24:50I don't know.
24:51I forgot it was even there, honestly.
24:52Little stork.
24:53I wish that was the way she was getting here.
24:54Here they come.
24:55Oh.
24:56Oh.
24:57Oh.
24:58Oh.
24:59Oh.
25:00Oh.
25:01Oh.
25:02Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:04Oh.
25:05Oh.
25:06Oh.
25:07Oh.
25:08Oh.
25:09Oh.
25:10Oh.
25:11Oh.
25:12Oh.
25:13Here they come.
25:14Hudson.
25:15Hudson.
25:16Hudson.
25:17Yeah, buddy.
25:18Good brother.
25:19Hey, guys.
25:20Wait, are you guys wearing the same shirt?
25:22Whoa.
25:23Brad always does that, dude.
25:25I think I promised they wouldn't do that.
25:27Hey.
25:28I look so good.
25:30So cute.
25:31Hey.
25:32Hi.
25:33How are you?
25:34Good.
25:35I love the stretches.
25:37Hey.
25:38Hey, Shep.
25:39You look nice.
25:41Hey.
25:42How are you?
25:43Good.
25:44Nice, crazy.
25:45I'm out of breath.
25:46You look great, though.
25:48I just love you.
25:49You have like a watermelon in your dress.
25:50But that's really it.
25:51Really?
25:52That's really it.
25:53That's all that I see.
25:58Hello.
25:59Hello.
26:00Who's here?
26:01Hello.
26:03Oh, Lord.
26:04Hi.
26:06Hi.
26:08Hi.
26:09My.
26:10My love.
26:12My Cherie.
26:13I'm going to say hi to her.
26:16But Craig's standing over there.
26:17So what kind of?
26:18I'm scared.
26:19I can't.
26:20He's like to explode.
26:21I'm not going out of my way.
26:22I can't.
26:23I am absolutely terrified of Craig's temper.
26:28It's scary. I've seen it.
26:30I've seen Craig yell at Naomi.
26:31Just stop, please. Move on with your life.
26:34Seriously, move on with your life.
26:37And I saw him yell at Leva.
26:39What is happening?
26:40You can go. It's time. It's time. Go.
26:42Just go home. Go home.
26:44What are you doing?
26:45Go home.
26:45I've seen him yell at JT.
26:47Craig, you're lying.
26:48It was loud and clear.
26:49What you said flamed us.
26:50What you said flamed us.
26:51No, I didn't say what you said.
26:54you, man.
26:56Craig is a certified asshole.
26:58So he's not someone that I am willing to go bat to bat with.
27:16I want to say hi to her, but Craig's standing over there.
27:18Well, kill kindness.
27:19Hold my hand. Hold my hand.
27:21Hey.
27:22Interrupt.
27:22Hi.
27:23I'm glad everybody's coming over to me.
27:25I'm just like, stand here.
27:28Craig, come on.
27:29Go say hi to Vanita.
27:31Hi.
27:32I don't like her.
27:34Like, I don't with her.
27:36Vanita said that I was enjoying my breakup,
27:39reveling in all the attention I was getting from it,
27:41and dragging it on because I didn't want it to end.
27:43It almost seems like you're dragging this out longer than it needs to be.
27:46Like, just let it be, like, as clean of a breakup as it can be.
27:51Anyone that would say that is clearly not my friend.
27:53Oh, this is kind of awkward.
27:58Craig and Minnie, I think they're avoiding each other.
28:00I sense everyone's on their best behavior, but never say never.
28:03It's just some dynamite exploding at any moment.
28:07I feel like it might happen.
28:14You found your snake.
28:15Cheers to that.
28:16I found my snake.
28:18Well, here he is.
28:21Patricia.
28:22Hey.
28:24Hi, honey.
28:26So do you.
28:27Look at this party.
28:28It's kind of cute, isn't it?
28:30I think you need these pink umbrellas up year-round.
28:32It looks so good.
28:33Actually, I like them.
28:35I love Hudson.
28:36He's so cute.
28:37Thanks.
28:38He's growing.
28:38Well, you're doing a good job with one, so.
28:40Oh, I know, but I hear the second one's kind of all over the place.
28:44Well, it's a girl.
28:45Yeah.
28:46Hopefully, she's nothing like me, but we'll see.
28:48Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
28:51Is that your mother?
28:52That's my mom and sister.
28:54Yeah.
28:54Hey, I'm Casey.
28:56It's so gorgeous.
28:57All the women in your family.
28:59Aren't you beautiful?
29:02Oh, I think you are.
29:03Thank you so much for having us.
29:05Oh, listen, I'm serious.
29:06You're like family to us.
29:12We should have a party after this.
29:14In the lair.
29:14After the party there?
29:15Yeah.
29:15Should I just skip the band?
29:16That's what it's for.
29:17Dude, I mean, you're coming out of your shell, man.
29:19What happened?
29:20What the f***?
29:20New Craig.
29:21Yes!
29:21I'm here for the new Craig.
29:24The old Craig would be like, dude.
29:25Because I had a life.
29:26I had a life.
29:27Jump in the pool.
29:28But now you don't.
29:29Now I don't.
29:29So I can literally come to your little jack that you built and hang out.
29:34I'm starting to remember who I was before my last relationship.
29:39I do not want to go back to that person, necessarily.
29:42But I was confident.
29:44And like, I was good at hanging out with girls.
29:47I have a huge void to fill.
29:49Yeah, you do.
29:51Yeah, you got a huge void to fill.
29:53Partying girls.
29:58He looks good.
30:00His hair, God, it's so good.
30:01I hate it.
30:02God really blessed him.
30:03Well, he is single now.
30:04I know, but remember?
30:05I like girls from all to the death with me.
30:08She's my best friend.
30:09There's always Will over there.
30:15God damn, boy, these are big.
30:16Go.
30:17Golly.
30:18Sally, we're taking a shot.
30:20Oh, hell yeah.
30:21Get over here.
30:22You don't got to tell Sally twice.
30:23What shots are y'all doing?
30:26I can't do that.
30:27I have a band concert.
30:30I have to leave in like 20 minutes.
30:33To where?
30:33A band concert.
30:34I play the miniature tuba.
30:35It's called a euphonium.
30:36I am in the Charleston Concert Man.
30:38Shut the f*** up.
30:44All right, so the mini trombone.
30:46I want to go back to this.
30:47It's not a trombone.
30:48You said it was a trombone.
30:48It's a miniature tuba.
30:50Good job.
30:50Do you know what a tuba is?
30:52I need to hear the sound of a tuba.
30:54I can't make it.
30:55How do you play it?
30:56I go.
30:57It's a trombone.
31:00Rory's a huge flirt.
31:02I mean, he's hot in like a...
31:05It's hot too nice.
31:06Come on, I mean...
31:07Yeah, you know, I spit all up on that.
31:10Like a f*** boy way.
31:11It goes from my lap to above my head.
31:13I thought you said it was a miniature.
31:14Well, the normal tuba is like that, and mine is like this.
31:18So you're not a full nerd.
31:19Half nerd.
31:21Or you're a full nerd.
31:22Full nerd.
31:22Oh, yeah.
31:23So when I come over to your house tonight, are you going to play the trumpet or the trombone?
31:29I'm going to make you hold my snake.
31:30That's not half.
31:31You can hold mine.
31:34Corn snake?
31:34No, it's an anaconda.
31:36Oh, okay.
31:36Yeah.
31:37It's very feisty.
31:39Oh, wow.
31:41Shiny, toxic f*** boy.
31:44Like, my therapy apparently is not working very well if this is who I think is cute.
31:49All right, these are tight pants, all right?
31:51It's cold on here.
31:52Corn snake?
31:53I love the energy that's happening.
31:55It's f***ing great.
31:56I f***ing love it.
31:58Look at Molly over there.
32:00They actually look really cute together.
32:02Oh, I need it.
32:02Cory, I knew I'd like her.
32:04I'm just kidding.
32:05Sally's fun.
32:06But she's not your type, right?
32:11No, I think she's beautiful.
32:14I mean, you're single now.
32:16Why not?
32:17No, look.
32:17But, yeah.
32:18Sally and I would probably have a lot of fun together.
32:20Who knows what happens?
32:21Yeah.
32:26Coming up.
32:27We need you to talk to Craig.
32:28No.
32:28I'm like, ready for you to talk to Craig.
32:30I'm not.
32:30That is so rude.
32:41Look at these little baby bombs.
32:43I know.
32:44Yeah.
32:46Hudson, man, you want a devil's egg with some caviar?
32:48Yes, thank you.
32:49This isn't your palate, huh?
32:51Sally.
32:52Craig, I've missed you.
32:53I know.
32:54Where have you been?
32:55Whitney said he wants to have an after party at the bar that he built.
32:58Wait, really?
32:58Yeah.
32:59I've never been over there.
33:00I was like, well, we're all going to go out anyway, so, like, why don't we just, like...
33:03Aren't we going out?
33:04Yeah, but now we'll do it.
33:05He calls it the lair.
33:07Wait, that'll be fun.
33:08Yeah, so this is over at 7.
33:10I know, I'm excited.
33:11I mean, so how are you feeling right now?
33:12I'm okay.
33:13Well, I was just kind of very interested when I said to Craig, go say hi to Benita.
33:17He's like, why would I do that?
33:17I just wish that at this point he would have let go of whatever Petty did that was behind
33:23this whole fracture.
33:25He made the decision to make sure that whatever was happening between us stayed Petty when
33:29he verbally said out loud, publicly, I don't like her.
33:34I know.
33:35Hey, how are you with Benita?
33:37I almost didn't come to me because I was like...
33:39Really?
33:39She was like, I think she's enjoying the attention and having a good...
33:42I was like, I couldn't sleep for a month.
33:45I know.
33:46It would have been so different if he said to me, hey, I don't like what you did.
33:49I don't like what you said.
33:50Can we talk about it?
33:51Yeah, I said it publicly.
33:51Just saying to you, essentially.
33:53I don't associate myself with her.
33:55Okay.
34:00Let me help you up.
34:01Stop.
34:02I was going to say, he was going to put his...
34:04Jesus.
34:05My baby is, like, in the worst spot.
34:13Her head is like, ooh.
34:16But she did it.
34:16I don't like it.
34:18God, man, I'm super happy for you guys.
34:20Seriously.
34:21Cheers.
34:21Cheers.
34:23Um, are you just playing like a passenger princess in this?
34:26Oh, yeah.
34:26100%.
34:27Especially for the nursery.
34:28I like what you want to do.
34:29Okay.
34:29Whatever you want to do.
34:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:31That's...
34:32Yeah.
34:34How's things going with you?
34:34Good, Ben.
34:35So, I have the same girlfriend.
34:36She's in Charlotte.
34:37Like, she's living her life there, and I'm living my life here, and it's good.
34:41It's good so I can, like, really focus on things that need my attention, I should say.
34:47So, um, it's all good.
34:50Yeah.
34:50Well, that's good.
34:51Yeah, yeah.
34:51It's all good.
34:52All right.
34:53Well, good luck with that.
34:54Did you go out last night?
34:56I stayed home and finished your present.
34:58Oh.
35:00I love this.
35:01I didn't know how to package this, but...
35:03Okay.
35:03This is handmade.
35:04Yeah, well, we'll have to finish it, but...
35:06Hey, Craig, I'm gonna cry.
35:09Are you kidding me?
35:10Wait, Craig is opening gifts over there on the sidewalk.
35:14That's kind of tacky.
35:18You did that!
35:19Oh, give me a hug.
35:20And each square has a different meaning.
35:23So, one of a kind.
35:24Yeah.
35:25So, I was in Missouri learning to quilt the last few weeks, and I haven't done one by myself.
35:29This is the first one I did by myself.
35:30And this is a good stitch.
35:32Look how cute.
35:33So, when everyone was out partying, I did this less.
35:35I mean, just keep outshining them.
35:39Should we have her open gifts?
35:41Okay.
35:42Works for me.
35:43Madison, can we open your gifts?
35:45Are we opening the presents?
35:47Yeah.
35:48All right.
35:48We're opening presents.
35:49We got a baby gifts.
35:50Baby gifts.
35:51Me and Austin went shopping together.
35:52Oh!
35:53Austin brought a whole-ass teddy bear.
35:56We picked up the damn thing, and it looks stupid.
35:59What the heck's wrong with my teddy?
36:02It feels expensive.
36:03Well, it was, actually.
36:04Good.
36:05But look.
36:08Okay, we're missing the gift.
36:09Are you trying to arrest me?
36:10You want to put handcuffs on me.
36:12Just cuff me.
36:12Put me in the back of the car.
36:13No.
36:14Put me in the back of the car.
36:17You just touched my butt.
36:18Oh, I need it, you know?
36:19She touched my butt.
36:20Don't call HR.
36:21She touched my butt.
36:24Oh, no.
36:25I'm really, I'm going to get fired from the band.
36:29What time is you supposed to be there?
36:3150 minutes ago.
36:32Oh, negative minutes ago.
36:33That's great.
36:34I said, are they going to hate me if I don't come?
36:36And he says, probably.
36:37Don't say that.
36:38Be like, I have issues.
36:43I dicked around, and I didn't go.
36:46I feel bad I let them down.
36:48They're never going to let me back in.
36:50They're going to be so mad.
36:51Oh, no.
36:52I'm sorry.
36:56Calm down.
37:02All right, whooping presents.
37:04We got a baby gifts, baby gifts.
37:06You want to see mine?
37:07Yeah.
37:07Queen, have a seat.
37:08You bring it to me.
37:09I will.
37:10OK.
37:10Here you go.
37:11Thank you, Shep.
37:13Oh, wow.
37:14There are balls.
37:15Way worse than you.
37:17I thought it was hilarious.
37:18That's great.
37:19Cute.
37:20See, isn't this fun?
37:21People buy you gifts.
37:25Whoa.
37:26That came from England, and it's a dress designer who does the Princess of Wales children.
37:33Oh, fancy.
37:33Oh, it's fancy.
37:36Tyler and Rodrigo.
37:38Only for you.
37:39Now, I have a feeling, is this going to be funny?
37:42No, it's not.
37:43It's very personal.
37:45Oh, .
37:46What?
37:48What?
37:50That's so sweet.
37:53A painting to myself.
37:55Look.
37:55That is so tatty.
37:59Look at the baby.
37:59I don't cry very often, but Rodrigo obviously knew that I was naming the baby Teddy after
38:08my late father.
38:10Not having my dad, it makes me very emotional.
38:15Love you.
38:16Love you.
38:20I know my dad loved Brett so much, and I know that he wanted us to have a family, and
38:26so, you know, it only made sense for me to name her after him.
38:35Sorry I've sat here and sobbed at you.
38:37We're attending for therapists, too, so.
38:41Wait, are you crying?
38:43I don't know.
38:44I'm just upset because I skipped my band concert for this.
38:47Oh, my God.
38:48No, you did the right decision.
38:50Yeah.
38:53Hey, Craig.
38:54Hey, girl.
38:56Shall we go to the bunkhouse?
38:57Oh, perfect.
38:58But I need to make sure.
38:59Manita's okay.
38:59Okay.
39:00Yo, Corey.
39:03Let's go to the lair.
39:05Oh, is this the lair?
39:06Yeah.
39:07Did Sandman come in?
39:09Do you have any cold ones?
39:10Yeah, yeah.
39:12Absolutely.
39:13Manita.
39:14We need you to talk to Craig.
39:16No.
39:17I'm like, ready for you to talk?
39:18I'm not.
39:20Being a bigger person is a big thing.
39:22Well, I feel like I'm always that.
39:24Dude, I'm going to Wendy's.
39:27Oh, God.
39:27I don't want to do it here.
39:28He can come to my house.
39:29I don't want to do it here.
39:30He's never going to do it.
39:31That's actually a good idea.
39:32Don't be bulls**t.
39:33Be like, what do you say?
39:33No, I don't want it to happen here.
39:35You say this is Madison's day.
39:37I don't want to ruin her day, which is why I'm so hell bitch.
39:40He will.
39:41He'll agree.
39:42Yeah, I like that.
39:42Yeah, he will.
39:44Well, then he's going to look bad.
39:47Who's coming in?
39:48Austin.
39:48Hey, guys.
39:49Hey.
39:50Hey.
39:50Four bourbons.
39:51All right, mother f*****.
39:52Here, I'll give you pappy's.
39:53I can smell that from here.
39:54This is smooth as his.
39:55Smooth as his brain.
39:59I don't want to speak to Craig because I'm afraid that he's going to yell at Madison's baby
40:03shower, and that's the last thing I want.
40:04Why don't you wait for the after party?
40:07So it's not Madison's baby shower.
40:08What's the after?
40:08Wait, hold on.
40:10There's an after party?
40:11What's the after party?
40:12Stop speaking.
40:12Where?
40:12I got to go.
40:13Wait, did nobody else know about this?
40:15We're going to Whitney's.
40:16Craig is there.
40:17I guess Sally is a girl's girl until a man is involved.
40:26I'm just ready to party.
40:27I'm not speaking to him.
40:28Go.
40:28You're not.
40:29No, I'm not doing it.
40:30Because I'm not trying to make it a thing.
40:31That's why I'm like, I'm out.
40:32Okay, I don't personally think it's breaking girl code to be chatting with the enemy.
40:37If they start getting in a fight and Craig starts screaming at Vanita, I'm coming in
40:42to save my girl.
40:42But if I'm just talking to Craig and having a good conversation with him, I think that
40:49that's okay.
40:50That is so rude.
40:52Can we open these gates?
40:55I'm just like over the like, oh my God, why are they not talking to you?
40:59Not necessary.
41:00This season on Southern Charm.
41:09Summer 2025.
41:10Best summer ever.
41:13My nickname in high school was Frank the Tank.
41:15Guess who she is?
41:18Me.
41:21Charlie's here.
41:22She's cute.
41:23The question is, who is Charlie targeting?
41:26The love triangle is happening.
41:28This is the first thing I've ever been on where I haven't hooked up with a person before.
41:32That's crazy.
41:34Are y'all staying the night here?
41:40I don't want to stop hanging out with Craig.
41:42You've been walking like a dog on a leash until he is done with you.
41:47Me and Audrey, I'm not going to lie, it's been easy.
41:49Do you feel like you're bored?
41:51Two girls just randomly said that their roommate hooked up with Austin.
41:54It was a salacious rumor.
41:56Is that what you believe?
41:58I want it, give it to me.
41:59Come on, not Sally.
42:01I mean, I think he wants to her.
42:03Holy crap.
42:04You are being shitty.
42:05You're getting shitty.
42:07You are shitty always, you asshole.
42:10You are a bully.
42:11I get it all out on the table in front of everybody.
42:14Get it out.
42:14You're sitting here lying to me.
42:16I don't say things I don't mean.
42:17You're going to use that excuse for the next 10 years of your life.
42:19Excuse?
42:20Why are you sure what happened?
42:21You told me that you were jealous I was single.
42:24Oh my God.
42:25You are lost soul.
42:27You want to be anybody but yourself.
42:29And it's obvious.
42:31Holy shit.
42:33We have offended the gods.
42:35They are fucking pissed.
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