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00:00Adam Sandler, Ali Larder, and music from T-Pain with The Cletones.
00:08And now, Jimmy Kimmel live!
00:15I'm Jimmy, I'm the host. Thank you for watching. Thanks for all the boys. I appreciate it.
00:36Well, I'm very kind. Thank you for joining us here at our headquarters here in Hollywood
00:44where we are carefully following the path of Hurricane Epstein right now.
00:50It is a Category 5. It's expected to make landfall sometime very soon.
00:55We are now one step closer to answering the question,
00:58what did the president know and how old were these women when he knew it?
01:02Yesterday, both the House and Senate voted to release the long-withheld files
01:07related to a man who considered himself to be Trump's closest friend for more than a decade,
01:12the late sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein. The vote in Congress went 427 to 1.
01:18It was such a landslide, Trump might actually be able to rebury the Epstein files under it.
01:24The Senate today sent the bill to the White House. Now, usually when Trump gets a bill,
01:28he declares bankruptcy and doesn't pay it. But this one, he's going to have to sign it.
01:33Or at least he says he's going to sign it, which means there's about maybe a 12% chance he will.
01:38Trump hasn't been this nervous about signing something since Don Jr.'s birth certificate.
01:43And he's not the only one. Speaker Mike Johnson, who shut most of Washington down for like two months to try to avoid this,
01:51very much wanted to amend the bill to allow them to redact names to protect the innocent.
01:57His fellow Republican majority leader in the Senate rejected that idea,
02:00which was very upsetting to the squeaker of the House.
02:03I'm deeply disappointed in this outcome. I think, uh, I'm told, I've been at the state dinner.
02:08I don't know. I was just told that Chuck Schumer rushed it to the floor and put it out there preemptively.
02:13It needed amendments. I just spoke to the president about that. We'll see what happens.
02:17So is he, do you think he may veto it? You say you spoke to the president?
02:20I'm not saying that. I don't know.
02:21Is he supportive of it in its current form?
02:23Uh, we both have concerns about it. So we'll see.
02:27Poor little guy had to get out of there before the ketchup bottle started flying at his head.
02:31They are so scared of Trump. What is going on? Is he beating them? I don't get it.
02:36They just blindly defend him. They don't know what's in those files. They're taking his word for it.
02:41They're taking the word of someone who paid a porn star $130,000 and claims he didn't do anything with her.
02:48Even if Trump keeps his promise and signs the bill, we don't know whether the Department of Justice
02:53will actually release all the files or if they'll be tied up in investigations,
02:58specifically investigations Trump orders to keep them tied up in investigations.
03:03And that is where things will get interesting. We will get the, uh, will we have the original documents
03:10or is Trump going to pull a Taylor Swift and give us the Epstein files Donnie's version of the document?
03:15We might not ever know. Trump claims this whole thing is a Democrat hoax.
03:19And the reason he refused to sign an executive order to release the files months ago is because it's a waste of time.
03:27And that's the thing about Donald Trump. This is not a man who wastes time on nonsense.
03:32We're going to have a UFC fight. Think of this on the grounds of the White House.
03:36This is an executive order relating to the use of paper straws.
03:39Changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
03:44I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it.
03:47You can't even take gold. Real gold.
03:49Now, nobody knows what magnets are.
03:52It's sort of, it's Lady Liberty. Lady, did you ever hear of Lady Liberty?
03:58Don't take Tylenol. Don't take it.
04:02The wind, the wind, the wind is, the wind is bull . I'll tell you.
04:06Sir, why are you on the roof?
04:11He's on the roof because it's the only place Eric can't find him.
04:14But this has also been a blow to Trump because some of his most loyal foot lickers betrayed him.
04:20Lauren Boebert, Marge Greene, even the certifiable Nancy Mace jump ship on this one.
04:25And now she's bending over backwards to try to win him back.
04:28My understanding, it was Donald Trump who came aboard. He banned him from Mar-a-Lago.
04:32He allegedly, from that, uh, email that he did sit down with authorities,
04:36or at least Epstein believed that he did and may have been a whistleblower.
04:39And if he did, thank God for Donald Trump.
04:41I don't know that there's anything this man cannot do in this country,
04:45leading us through a healthcare crisis, quality of living and quality of life,
04:49the tariffs, protecting women and kids, protecting women in sports,
04:52all the things, there's nothing he can't do.
04:54Except for a sit up.
04:58I wonder which cult Nancy joined and when the Netflix documentary about it is coming out
05:03because Nancy's making the rounds on all the channels Trump pleasures himself to
05:07to try to get back in his good graces.
05:09But also, she wants to still stand in solidarity with the QAnon crowd.
05:15The rap wrote about the Epstein email showing that conspiracy theorists were right,
05:19Eyes Wide Shut is real. Does that exist in Washington?
05:23Oh, I'm not part of the powerful. I'm not part of the elite. I'm an island of one.
05:29I don't get invited to parties. I don't have any friends. I have a dog.
05:35That made a hard turn from interview to therapy session.
05:40Hey, listen, you heard it. The woman has no friends. She needs help.
05:44Someone help Nancy, for God's sake. And with all this going on,
05:48they had a murderer for dinner at the White House last night.
05:51Trump hosted a black tie gala for the crown prince of Saudi Arabia,
05:56Mohammed bin Salman, who also happened to be one of Jeffrey Epstein's good pals.
06:01According to the writer Michael Wolff, Epstein and MBS, as they call him,
06:05were so tight they would play video games together for hours.
06:08They went house hunting together.
06:10The prince got a shout out in that new batch of emails last week.
06:13Wolff says that when Epstein traveled to Saudi Arabia,
06:16they would get around the rules that make it difficult
06:18for unaccompanied women to enter the country
06:20by dressing his lady friends up as flight attendants
06:23with a knowing wink from the prince.
06:26So, naturally, Trump had a big fancy dinner for him.
06:29All the best people were there, including Trump,
06:31the evil prince, J.D. Vance, Pete Hegseth,
06:34even Stephen Miller showed up, which is unusual
06:36since he rarely feeds outside his terrarium.
06:39Elon Musk was there.
06:41It was like an alumni dinner for the Legion of Doom.
06:44This group is so cartoonishly evil,
06:47we might actually need Austin Powers to defeat them.
06:51Ex-Luthor was a surprise, though.
06:53Elon Musk.
06:54And Trump gave him a little love when he came out.
06:56A little...
06:57He was checking to see if Elon made himself pregnant, too.
07:01These guys...
07:02I don't...
07:03Their relationship is like a cyber truck.
07:05It's cold one minute, on fire the next.
07:08I guess they made up?
07:09Don't forget, Musk publicly threatened
07:11to drop a big Epstein bomb on Trump.
07:14But now I guess they're cool.
07:16It's just a...
07:17It was a parade of the unpleasant,
07:19and no one seemed to be enjoying themselves less
07:22than Melania.
07:24That is the look of someone who's wondering
07:26when Congress is gonna vote to release her.
07:28So they ate, and then Trump kept the party going
07:31at the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum,
07:33where Prince Salman and the Burger King
07:35made a very dramatic entrance.
07:49What is going on?
07:50Are they about to wrestle the Iron Sheik?
07:53What is happening?
07:54Once the music stopped, the real show started.
07:57Trump, say what you will about him.
07:59When he's in front of a specific group of people,
08:01like he was at this Saudi investment thing,
08:03he has an uncanny ability to zero in
08:06on the issues that matter most to them.
08:09They started screaming at me,
08:10eggs, eggs!
08:12At the White House, we have an Easter egg hunt.
08:14We buy thousands of eggs.
08:16The people come from all over, thousands.
08:18They asked me, sir, would it be possible
08:20this year to buy plastic eggs?
08:22I said, I'm not buying plastic eggs.
08:25The kids are going to pick up an egg.
08:27They go, what the hell kind of an egg is this?
08:30And we bought maximum number of regular eggs.
08:34We bought maximum number of regular eggs.
08:37He speaks like he's translating himself
08:39from Russian into English.
08:41And let me say, he really knows kids.
08:43I have four kids myself.
08:44I'll tell you, there's nothing children hate more
08:46than plastic eggs full of candy.
08:48My kids, every Easter morning, they wake up,
08:50they say, keep your Skittles,
08:52give me a hard-boiled yolk, Dad.
08:55He's telling a bunch of Saudis about Easter.
08:58Could there be anything more ridiculous than that?
09:01The windmills are a disaster.
09:04I am the biggest negative person on windmills.
09:07They ruin your locations, they ruin...
09:10When I look at some of these countrysides
09:12that are littered with windmills,
09:14and every time it goes around, you lose money.
09:17We have countries that are going bankrupt
09:19because they're putting windmills all over the place.
09:21He's right.
09:22Did you hear about Holland?
09:23They, um...
09:24They had to close.
09:26They're, uh...
09:27They're now a spirit Halloween store
09:29because of the windmills.
09:30And then it was time for Braggervance
09:32to take a victory lap
09:33as leader of the hottest country in the world.
09:36The hottest country in the world.
09:37We're gonna keep it that way, too.
09:39But this has been, according to those
09:42that seem to say it, and I will say it,
09:45I would never say a thing like that
09:47because I want to be very modest.
09:49I always want to be modest, as modest as I can.
09:51They say this has been the best nine months
09:54that any president has ever had.
10:02You know, I wish he would for once
10:05give himself some credit already.
10:07The best nine months any president has ever had.
10:10Truman ended World War II
10:12within six months of taking office.
10:14He's even better than that.
10:16Why, I bet his approval rating
10:18must be through the roof.
10:19New polling shows
10:20President Trump's approval rating has fallen.
10:22Just 38% of Americans
10:24approve of the job Trump is doing.
10:25Well, look at that.
10:2638% of America is crazy.
10:29Last night, um...
10:31Last night was a good one for Lakers fans
10:34because not only did they win, they beat the Jazz.
10:36It was LeBron James' first game of the season.
10:39LeBron missed the first 14 games of the season
10:43because of sciatica.
10:45But last night, at 40 years old,
10:47he became the first NBA player to play in 23 seasons.
10:50LeBron started his career
10:52the same year I started hosting this show, in 2003.
10:55And that's really just one of many things we have in common.
10:59Um, for instance, LeBron has four championships.
11:02I have four Emmys, five if you count daytime Emmys,
11:06which, sadly, no one does.
11:07But we are both perfect physical specimens.
11:10We're both named James.
11:12We both moved to L.A. for work.
11:14We both appeared in an episode of Entourage.
11:16Neither of us graduated college.
11:19We were both on the cover of ESPN the magazine.
11:21We hosted the ESPYs together.
11:23And we both worked with our sons.
11:25Uh, LeBron's son is Bronny,
11:27and my son Kevin is a Brony,
11:30which is what you call adults who love my little pony.
11:34Right, Kevin?
11:35That's right.
11:36That's right.
11:37So you can see...
11:39We're really almost the same guy, me and LeBron.
11:45Oh, the ponies say, I love you, Daddy.
11:48Okay, good. That's great, Kevin. Thank you.
11:50Say you love them, too.
11:52I'm not... Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
11:54Tell them you love them!
11:55Okay, we'll talk about this in the car.
11:57This is great. You can tell Guillermo you love them.
11:59Well, you know, he just loves those ponies.
12:04He loves how little they are.
12:10You all right?
12:11Okay.
12:13Did they not tell you that was happening?
12:15No!
12:16Okay.
12:18Hey, speaking of little things we love,
12:20as of last week, the U.S. Treasury
12:22has officially stopped making pennies.
12:25According to U.S. Treasurer Brandon Beach,
12:28the Department of the Treasury and President Trump
12:30no longer believe the continued production of the penny
12:33is fiscally responsible or necessary
12:35to meet the demands of the American public,
12:37which means stores are now gonna have to start rounding
12:40to the nearest five-cent mark,
12:42and the penny eventually will just go away.
12:45A message from the United States Mint.
12:48Hello, it's me, your old pal the penny.
12:54As you know, I'm about to go to that great big piggy bank
12:58in the sky.
12:59But don't be sad.
13:00I want you to remember all the good times we've had.
13:04Like when you got some lemon juice and shined me up.
13:08Or when you'd drop me in a gumball machine.
13:11Or when you'd lay me on a railroad track
13:14to mangle me for fun.
13:16That hurt.
13:18Yeah, we've been through a lot.
13:20Whenever you had a tough decision,
13:22you'd flip me in the air.
13:24Whee!
13:25Heads, you stay with your wife.
13:27Tails, divorce.
13:29Oh, we've had some good times.
13:32You on the couch.
13:34Me under the cushion.
13:35All snuggly and warm.
13:37I've been around for 232 years.
13:41But now I am dead.
13:43Because President Trump murdered me.
13:49It has been a pleasure to be your lucky guy.
13:53And before I go, I just want to say
13:56F*** Donald Trump.
13:59And F*** Nichols too.
14:01Remember what they always say.
14:04Find the penny.
14:05Pick it up.
14:06And all day you'll have good luck.
14:11Pennies.
14:12Pennies can have them today.
14:13We got a good show for you tonight.
14:14Ally Larder is here with us tonight.
14:15We have music from T-Page tonight.
14:16And we will be right back with Adam Sandler.
14:17So stick around.
14:18So stick around.
14:19All right, and welcome back tonight.
14:20A young woman you can see opposite.
14:21Billy Bob Thornton on Landman.
14:22Ally Larder is with us.
14:23And then later an actor and musician from Tallahassee, Florida.
14:25This is his latest single.
14:26It's called Club Husband.
14:27Music from T-Pain.
14:28Tomorrow night we've got Kerry Washington and Congressman Eric Swalwell with music from T-Pain.
14:33Lord Huron.
14:34So please join us for that.
14:35You know our first guest tonight is Stud Boy from Rayshad.
14:38And we're here with the...
14:39We're here with a good show.
14:40And we're here with the great show.
14:41You're here with the great show.
14:42All right, and welcome back tonight.
14:43We're here with the great show.
14:44All right, and welcome back tonight.
14:45Uh, young woman you can see opposite.
14:46Billy Bob Thornton on Landman.
14:47latest single it's called club husband music from t-pain tomorrow night we've got kerry washington
14:54and congressman eric swalwell with music from lord huron so please join us for that you know
15:00our first guest tonight as stud boy from remote control and mtv he is a beloved american whom
15:06you can see alongside george clooney in the new movie jake kelly it is in select theaters now
15:11and starting on netflix december 5th please welcome adam sandler
15:35well good jimmy how are you
15:41very good to see you thank you for that welcome first of all secondly i was told and i've heard
15:50a lot of talk about this idea that george clooney insisted you wear a suit to promote this film
15:56yes you are not wearing a suit i think it was laid out in the closet for me to wear but i was like
16:02i'm seeing jimmy do i have to do that no you don't have to wear a suit i feel so good with you like
16:07when i i just get in my car and drive to you wear what i usually wear the suit was really getting me
16:11angry you don't like the suit i hate the suit i've i've been doing it for george i've been
16:16wearing the uh suit after suit and every time i'm in a crazy bad mood i swear to god i get home
16:22when i get in the door i just in the kitchen take this throw it down i see the dog looking
16:26at me like what happened i'm like just shut up man the suitcase it does some bad things to my brain
16:32and i learned something about you today that i didn't know that your first job was at a tuxedo
16:36shop yes yes it wasn't my first it was probably my fifth but i got i i in my hometown in manchester
16:44new hampshire i worked at mr tux it was it was like a high school tux it was it was for the the
16:51prom kids i worked and my dad wanted me and my mom wanted me to work i worked for mr fisher he was a
16:56great guy he used to stare at me like what's wrong with this kid i i tried my best i think i had to put
17:02i had to put the tux like the the jacket and the pants and the shirt and the cufflings and all on a
17:09hanger i think you got one hanger for all that that was a lot and then then i had to put it in
17:14the bag pull it through zip it and this guy used to stare at me just like you can't do that i was
17:20like i can't i'm not good at this but i would like i wrinkle the stuff and make it oh no that's no
17:27good it's uh yeah i would see i would see prom season people and wrinkled stuff and i'd be like
17:34that's my doing but anyways you know i think um you have this like kind of magic that uh i think now
17:44that you're you know your your age now it's like becoming clear because we showed i've been waiting
17:51to show my younger kids yeah they've seen all your animated movies right right right but i've been
17:56waiting to show you know go back to the the library that's amazing and we showed my 11-year-old
18:02daughter my eight-year-old son happy gilmore on sunday night on sunday really that's amazing
18:09yeah yeah yeah yeah and thank you uh suffice it to say you've opened up a whole new world for my son
18:16um he realizes now that anything can be a penis it's so true he was so tickled and she my daughter
18:25loved it too but they loved they loved it and it's crazy because this movie came out such a long time
18:31ago and they know nothing about golf and you know what else they loved their favorite part was you
18:36fighting bob barker i really yeah and they don't know who bob barker right right right just an old man
18:41fighting a younger they like seeing him beat you oh yeah yeah everybody likes that i liked it too
18:47yeah isn't it weird though because you think like that joke i always thought it worked because it was
18:52bob barker no it's just a nice silver-haired man smacking the crap yeah it works in any scenario i love
18:57that song but i can't believe the kids i mean i have kids i have a lot of people come up to me
19:04in restaurants and stuff with little kids and they go that's the man that's happy gilmore the one i
19:10showed you and i swear to god so many times the kids are like no it's not and i'm like it is he's
19:16been eating a little bit when um when julie bowen shows up in lingerie my kids are like what what's
19:24going on i was the same way they loved it so your daughters are how old now oh man i got a 17 and a 19
19:38holy cow okay so they're yeah they're in college age yeah yeah they're old they're having fun did
19:43they go on tour with you you just did your stand-up comedy tour yes i did a stand-up show everywhere
19:48i'm very filthy when i do stand up you know i curse a lot i've been doing that my whole life
19:52right i feel guilty because i shouldn't have done it but i do it and i continue to do it so i'm filthy
19:57as hell when i do stand-up i do long shows like two-hour shows and it was my daughter's birthday and they
20:04came to vegas to see me so right away i was like god damn it uh so they're in vegas they're like can
20:11i bring can we bring our friends and we'll celebrate at one of your shows and in my head i'm like god
20:16damn i gotta i can't be myself and because i can't curse in front of them oh you change it for when
20:21i change it up to out of respect for the kids and their friends and i feel like a psycho cursing like
20:27sometimes i have cursed i had safe stuff while they were in the crowd and afterwards i see the the
20:33shame that in their eyes it's just like who is that guy i'm like that's a fake guy that's a
20:39stand-up comedian guy you get the real daddy at home but anyways i'm on stage knowing my daughters
20:48and their friends are in the crowd and i'm changing everything up and it's vegas everyone's expecting
20:53filth yeah and i'm not giving them the filth for like an hour and 45 minutes i'm just doing the best
20:59i can't weaving in and out of my disgusting thought process and and i'm getting like clean
21:06a little whatever i'm getting my laughs but not like i not like the real deal uh but i finished
21:13strong it comes and i and i had the crowd saying happy birthday to my daughter and all that stuff
21:17what a wonderful night and then i come off the stage and my wife's waiting for me i go hey and she
21:23hugs me great show i love you yeah i had the kids like it oh they left like five minutes into
21:29it i go well because they wanted they wanted to have fun with their friends and i think they
21:40went and had dessert or something i'm just on the stage anyways but it was okay i was so happy after
21:47because i don't think i nailed i did curse a few times and there were things i was going to have to
21:52explain about about daddy daddy's jaded tail do you get nervous anymore before when you go on stage
22:00yes how about you yeah yes not here but yeah if i do anything outside of this yes buddy i still get
22:06that weird fear i still get that uh panic before every show i'm on the side going why the hell am i
22:12doing this i'm already a star what am i trying to prove my point again for what the hell's the matter
22:17with me and i'm shaking on the sides and i finally go out there my first few jokes my hands are shaking
22:23i one time uh was with billy joel i met billy joel a long time ago i was at i got invited to a show
22:31me and billy were hanging out backstage like pack madison square garden everyone there to see billy and
22:37somehow i'm on the side with him we're talking he's smoking a butt and i don't even know what we were
22:43talking about just leaning on a wall talking about telling me a great story all of a sudden you hear
22:48from the other side ladies and gentlemen billy joel the place goes that's he goes that's me throws
22:54it down walks out there i was like how do you get to be that cool man i that was a good one that's me
23:04let's go boom place going nuts which of the uh how many cities did you play on the tour almost like 40
23:12shows which was the most fun which was like the most uh lively the rest they're all all i can walk
23:19off any stage and go that was that was my favorite one it was it was pretty relentless it was great to
23:25go on tour i i had i had a great time not not one city stands out i i the ritual after we do the show
23:33i know springsteen used to work out after the show did you ever hear that i've heard that i find it
23:38incredibly hard to believe you believe he's sweating so much by the end of the i know he does
23:43four hours and goes all right time to work out yeah i'm like i finish my shows i look at my friends
23:50that come on tour with me or my wife or whatever and i go can we eat and everyone's like oh my god
23:54he's eating again and and i uh whatever i go out and do that that's usually the ritual every city
24:03keeps open some steakhouse for me late at night and i eat a lot of steak so every city was equally
24:08as fun due to the steak all right okay as long as you get to eat you're happy pathetic adam sandler
24:15is with us when we come back we're going to see a clip from his new movie jay kelly we'll be right back
24:19maybe your memory is trying to tell you something about your present wait what i don't know i'm tired
24:31i just had a fight with daisy i wish i was there to help what did you say what what nothing i'm just
24:38tired i just i already spent more time with her i was always at work well i always negotiated flights
24:45on the weekends for you to go home it's very difficult what are you getting i'm just saying
24:50ben for instance flies home every weekend from the show to see his family then ben alcock comparing
24:56it's hard not to feel like i'm just saying these are the decisions we make that is adam sandler and
25:00george kelly and jay kelly shooting george plays jay kelly yeah movie star yes you play his manager george
25:09you know george pretty well too i know george pretty well yeah funny bastard love he is funny but are you
25:14getting is it annoying to you with people going like wow you're such a great dramatic actor is that
25:19now becoming like yeah yeah yeah no no i'll take it you take it i like it it feels good it feels good
25:25i i get i'll take any compliment what do you figure that is where people like well he's funny but can
25:30he be serious i think that's that's every comedian right yeah it's always like that i i guess that's a
25:36lifetime thing but that's okay i like i like it i'm happy to get these opportunities get to try to
25:42you know you can't believe these directors thought of you and believe in you and you say all right
25:46man let me let me go with that but do you remember uh jackie gleason did a movie called like ji joe or
25:52something i remember that i remember nothing in common he did oh yeah exactly exactly film also and
25:57yeah he's it's yeah right and that always like made my dad go you know he's a great comedian but he's a
26:02terrific actor yeah like that's yeah somehow different it's kind of cool yeah yeah so i guess
26:09he really did do a great job in the movie thank you thank you i appreciate it thanks jimmy i love
26:15i love there i love being in that man to have your head on that giant screen right next to george
26:20clooney is a big deal right what a stud what a handsome guy but honestly cluny's just fun he's
26:25such a nice person well i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna give you a little different look at george
26:29clooney yeah what happened he was here last week and i asked who's the better basketball player you or adam
26:35yes do you know what he said i heard he said him yes that's okay listen i love him i always will
26:41love him and he probably is a better basketball player because he's just more athletic and moves
26:46nicer but i would win i would win but he's a better basketball player i would go there's no way i would
26:54let that end the wrong way i would just go to the bitter end i'd think of every grandparent i'd be like
26:59i gotta do it for my great family you and uh timothy chalamet played a two-on-two game against some
27:06fans at fairfax high school we lost that over the weekend right yeah i can't win every time
27:13did you meet timothy because of the chalamet thing no no no i know young timmy since he's a
27:20youngster he was we did a a movie and he brought it up he got cut out of a movie i was in a long
27:26time ago i knew him when he was uh i think at the end of high school whatever but i the kid
27:30is so nice and so funny are your daughters excited or oh my god you know timothy chalamet yeah that's
27:37a good one man they might not love how close i am but when timmy comes to the house good lord
27:41things change in the house everyone's like changing and so my wife's even putting on better clothes i'm
27:49it's okay so you see you lost the game these are just two kids you pulled out of the audience i didn't
27:55want any of this but what happened me and timmy did this thing together and at the very end it was
27:59for netflix they they said you guys will play two on two with some kids from the crowd and they got two
28:05high school kids two random kids played me and tim and ford chalamet was like stretching out right
28:11before he was like what happened he had boots on he had to quickly change into sneakers and then these
28:15two kids uh they were nice kids and and and good and uh somebody posted a video of it perhaps you can
28:22talk us through i'll let you see okay okay so that's that's that's me that's a shot and a
28:28miss should have gone in jimmy gets the rebound he puts it up he's got a little long oh i get the
28:34rebound too then i give then i think i gave this kid the business right there yeah yeah yeah but i did
28:39i gave him a little meat i gave a little 210 pounder right there but those two kids beat us and they were
28:47cool as hell and they enjoyed beating us and i'm glad to bring the love glad to make them happy yeah
28:52i mean it's probably the best story they'll ever have in their whole lives and those two kids were
28:56cool enough like it'll be like their third best story they looked like yeah that happened and then
29:02another night you know chalamet was in leather pants it was incredible well it's great to see
29:08you congratulations on the movie the movie's called j kelly it's in theaters right now and it
29:13premieres december 5th on netflix adam sandler way to go jimmy
29:24tomorrow on jimmy kimmel live kerry washington congressman eric swalwell and music from lord hero
29:32join us next week with guests jim gaffigan dax shepard and kristen beth plus music from the neighborhood
29:40and de la soul
29:49hi there welcome back music from t-pain
29:51pain is coming up our next guest is a pioneer in the field of the whipped cream bikini she co-stars
29:58with billy bob thornton in landman morning neil nate you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna get you a
30:07name tag or you could memorize it see i think in a past life i knew a neil who looked just like you
30:13that must be it mama i need to change real quick we have a robust with the old folk honey they'll
30:17love that you think so i had legs like yours i'd wear that some of this church you do have legs like
30:23mine just longer bye rebecca when you raise them right neil the joy they give you is endless mate
30:33we'll get you a name tag watch new episodes of landman sundays on paramount plus please welcome ali larder
30:53how are you doing i'm doing great thank you for coming thank you for having me fantastic
30:58thank you do you know adam sandler i don't oh my gosh my son wanted to come so bad oh he did yeah
31:04and you didn't bring him i didn't that's very sweet i know i'm doing my best it's good though
31:10because you don't want these kids to have it too easy you know that's true he's got to work for it
31:14he's 14. oh he's 14 okay when did you well you know what i was wondering if we were being bad parents
31:20by showing happy gilmore to our eight-year-old son at what age did you expose your son oh my gosh
31:25look i have scarred him for life i mean honest to goodness you even brought up the whipped cream
31:30bikini i'm sorry there's no getting away from it in my life i've had a hard time getting it out of my
31:33mind oh my god you um uh you're from where where i'm from jersey like 10 minutes from philly you're
31:41from jersey yeah there we go what's the most jersey thing about you i mean probably like the banter with
31:48like cops and firemen like the accent my mom would be like where's my daughter drinking water uh-huh
31:53you know talking on the phone uh-huh oh so you will slip right into that it's not hard you know
31:59we definitely still hear it with my mom she pretends she doesn't but she she's still got it do you
32:03because new jersey is is the only state i think that um it's illegal to pump your own gas they have
32:09somebody pump gas for you was that a shocking thing for you it wasn't it definitely was it was
32:15totally shocking it was so lovely who wants to get out and pump gas i don't it's yeah it was great
32:21another reason why jersey rules but you don't live there anymore we don't we actually like five
32:27years ago we left during the pandemic and we drove to idaho and ended up totally pivoting our lives
32:32that's quite a change huh it is enjoying that was that i mean i assume yeah i mean i love it you know
32:38it's very small town it's rural um but we love raising our kids there yeah it's it's it's different
32:44in a small town right i mean i imagine it's it was quite a change for you i mean i think the biggest
32:49thing it's like you have to be accountable so like you have to have perfect manners at all times
32:55and so say you're like you know that you're at a stoplight and the people in front of you are kind
32:58of chatting their neighbors there's no beeping your horn you'll be like ostracized from the town you
33:03have to just sit there and wait you have to wait always you have to be polite so hard especially for
33:09a person from new jersey who's fast like i am like i talk fast i'm like a multitasker yeah it's completely
33:15made me like try to find the patience like somewhere hidden inside but you're right i spent a lot of
33:20time in idaho myself and i found that people are nice very nice and nicer because they it's because
33:27it's a small like when you're in a smaller environment it's the reason why goldfish are so polite
33:34because they're just all in that same bowl together and you're going to run into that fit that other
33:40fish he's going to go right around that and you don't want to you want that fish to like you yeah that
33:44scuba diver or whoever's in there and you want to make sure that you don't have a bad situation
33:49totally true i mean it's like no we have like the greatest community there and we're so we're so
33:54thankful you have wild animals coming onto your property that that might be one of the best parts
33:59um one morning we woke up and and we were still kind of having the yard put in at our house and there
34:05were these large brown mounds in the back and i wasn't sure what it was and i went outside and looked
34:10and all of a sudden they stood up and like this herd of majestic elk were in our backyard oh wow
34:16and they're just like so beautiful and i got my daughter and hayes and we just sat outside and just
34:20watched these animals they're so sweet like they're just beautiful yeah they're huge too they are huge
34:26do you get any moose they're the mean ones you got to watch out for the moose i did not know the
34:31difference um our dog was barking like barking barking barking and i went outside and there was a huge moose out
34:38on our deck yeah and i was kind of thinking it was like the elk like this was going to be okay
34:43it's not it was like going to kill my dog i was screaming i call hayes he's like they can't see out
34:48of the peripheral i go behind the column and i'm just like doing everything i finally got the dog in
34:53yeah that's one of those things in a moose situation you're suddenly trying to remember
34:57things about moose you're like they have no peripheral vision you're like wait do they have
35:01peripheral vision hold on let me get out what is peripheral vision because they say to you
35:06like that if a moose do you know what to do if a moose like charges at you you have to get behind
35:12a tree well first run run yes yeah and then you got to get behind a tree because they can't like
35:17get through the tree so then you can like play like it's almost like a comedy scene with you get
35:22around the tree there's nothing elegant about like playing with a moose it is danger we don't play
35:27with moose is the message i think that you you want to and the show landman is like it's unbelievably
35:33popular i have to say when i first read it uh before the show came out i thought it was landman
35:42i thought it was like a jewish guy named landman but it's land man it's land man i mean this is
35:48about the real world of like dangerous oil in west texas billy bob thornton is your co-star
35:53he's amazing your love interest on and off in the in the show yes yes he's yeah he's like he seems like
35:58a he's a an interesting guy isn't he he completely he's one of a kind he's totally rock and roll he's
36:04cool you know like he's always like having a beer kind of smoking his cigarettes he does his thing he's
36:09chill um but you know in the show our relationship is like very vitriolic like my job is like you
36:15know we're really oil and water and we have this like scene where i have to like get enraged and he's
36:21just poking me he's poking the bear until i explode and so i had to throw all these plates and we had
36:26three sets and one time i got them and i cut them with a piece of shrapnel oh they were real plates
36:32they're like you know the breakaways okay but they're still sharp no we never throw plates at
36:37each other here it's a it's like a talk show no no right Guillermo i never hit you with a plate
36:43and you've never it's actually a pact we made we said let's never hit each other with plates
36:49do you shoot the show in texas are you there in texas yeah we're down in fort worth so i spend five
36:54months a year down there um it's a beast you know like taylor sheridan shows are huge and yeah i mean
36:59it's amazing because he keeps like our crew employed year round which is such a big deal in our industry
37:05right because he's got like 35 shows going at all times 3 500 that's what it feels like well
37:11congratulations on uh the big success of land man which you can watch new episodes sunday nights
37:16paramount plus ali larder everybody we'll be right back with t-pain
37:27thanks to adam sandler and ali larder apologies to matt damon nightline is next but first with his new
37:33song club husband t-pain
37:49i pity the food that's mr t to you look tonight we gonna get lit yeah me and you going in so tear that
37:58piece of speed of an excuse you calling for a friend and he ain't gotta worry about you coming back
38:05oh no cause you done found what you've been looking for all along it's just a little bit of
38:10i've been stick stick stick stick now you want more to time now you're so rhyming dick so slim with
38:16pretty face you float up so you ain't gotta pay for trains no more cause i've been found what i've been
38:23looking for all along i'm talking about where they rang everything don't take your love for me
38:39clearly you need
38:54smack it up
39:07club husband don't take your love from her i'm your club husband that's it look at that thing go
39:15crazy back it up on that stick i'll tell you man i'm gonna bring you back safely you really gotta
39:21so tell them stop fighting falling trying to stop pulling match them all and back up
39:26i'm talking about swinging in the lap on 28s she's on phone time but the booty like damn i bet that if i hit it
39:32from the bed we're gonna need some markets to communicate you're just what i'm looking for
39:36honey see i do that's enough so don't take your love
39:40and then clearly you need a club
39:45you need a club
39:49you need a club
39:57you need a club
40:03you need a club
40:11you need a club
40:20you need a
40:30you need a
40:34i need aAny
40:44i'm
40:49i'm
40:50Me, I, I'm your club of a new
40:52Me, I, me, me, me, me
40:56Gonna take your love from me
40:58I'm your club of a new
41:20I, I, I, I, I
41:28You, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
41:42You
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