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00:00From Hollywood, it's Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:04Tonight, Adam Sandler, Ali Larder,
00:08and music from T-Pain with The Cletones.
00:13And now, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:30Well, it's really nice. I'm Jimmy. I'm the host.
00:37Thanks for all the noise.
00:40I appreciate it. Well, it's very kind.
00:42Thank you for joining us here
00:44at our 20 quarters here in Hollywood,
00:48where we are carefully following the path
00:52of Hurricane Epstein right now.
00:54It is a Category 5.
00:56It's expected to make landfall sometime very soon.
00:59We are now one step closer to answering the question,
01:02what did the President know,
01:04and how old were these women when he knew it?
01:06Yesterday, both the House and Senate
01:09voted to release the long-withheld files
01:12related to a man who considered himself
01:14to be Trump's closest friend for more than a decade,
01:17the late sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein.
01:19The vote in Congress went 427 to 1.
01:23It was such a landslide,
01:24Trump might actually be able
01:26to rebury the Epstein files under it.
01:28The Senate today sent the bill to the White House.
01:31Now, usually when Trump gets a bill,
01:33he declares bankruptcy and doesn't pay it.
01:35But this one, he's going to have to sign it.
01:37Or at least he says he's going to sign it,
01:39which means there's about, eh, maybe a 12% chance he will.
01:43Trump hasn't been this nervous about signing something
01:45since Don Jr.'s birth certificate.
01:48And he's not the only one.
01:50Speaker Mike Johnson, who shut most of Washington down
01:53for like two months to try to avoid this,
01:56very much wanted to amend the bill
01:58to allow them to redact names to protect the innocent.
02:01His fellow Republican majority leader in the Senate
02:04rejected that idea,
02:05which was very upsetting to the squeaker of the House.
02:08I'm deeply disappointed in this outcome.
02:10I think, uh...
02:11I'm told...
02:12I've been at the state dinner.
02:13I don't know.
02:14I was just told that Chuck Schumer rushed it to the floor
02:16and put it out there preemptively.
02:18It needed amendments.
02:19I just spoke to the president about that.
02:21We'll see what happens.
02:22So is he...
02:23Do you think he may veto it?
02:24You say you spoke to the president?
02:25I'm not saying that.
02:26Is he supportive of it in its current form?
02:28Uh...
02:29We both have concerns about it,
02:31so we'll see.
02:32Poor little guy had to get out of there
02:33before the ketchup bottle started flying at his head.
02:36They are so scared of Trump.
02:38What is going on?
02:39Is he beating them?
02:40I don't get it.
02:41They just blindly defend him.
02:43They don't know what's in those files.
02:45They're taking his word for it.
02:46They're taking the word of someone
02:48who paid a porn star $130,000
02:51and claims he didn't do anything with her.
02:53Even if Trump keeps his promise and signs the bill,
02:56we don't know whether the Department of Justice
02:58will actually release all the files
03:00or if they'll be tied up in investigations,
03:03specifically investigations Trump orders
03:06to keep them tied up in investigations.
03:08And that is where things will get interesting.
03:11We'll get the...
03:12Will we have the original documents
03:14or is Trump gonna pull a Taylor Swift
03:16and give us the Epstein files Donnie's version
03:18of the document?
03:19We might not ever know.
03:21Trump claims this whole thing is a Democrat hoax
03:24and the reason he refused to sign an executive order
03:28to release the files months ago
03:30is because it's a waste of time.
03:32And that's the thing about Donald Trump.
03:33This is not a man who wastes time on nonsense.
03:37We're gonna have a UFC fight, think of this,
03:39on the grounds of the White House.
03:41This is an executive order relating to the use
03:43of paper straws.
03:44Changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico
03:47to the Gulf of America.
03:49I know a lot about reverse bathtubs.
03:51I've done it.
03:52You can't even take gold, real gold.
03:54Now, nobody knows what magnets are.
03:57It's sort of...
03:58It's Lady Liberty.
04:00Lady...
04:01Did you ever hear of Lady Liberty?
04:03Don't take Tylenol.
04:06Don't take it.
04:07The wind...
04:08The wind...
04:09The wind is...
04:10The wind is bull...
04:11I'll tell you.
04:12Sir, why are you on the roof?
04:16He's on the roof because it's the only place
04:18Eric can't find him, but...
04:20This has also been a blow to Trump
04:22because some of his most loyal foot lickers
04:24betrayed him.
04:25Lauren Boebert, Marge Greene,
04:26even the certifiable Nancy Mace jump ship
04:29on this one.
04:30And now, she's bending over backwards
04:32to try to win him back.
04:33My understanding, it was Donald Trump
04:35who came aboard.
04:36He banned him from Mar-a-Lago.
04:37He allegedly, from that, uh, email
04:40that he did sit down with authorities,
04:41or at least Epstein believed that he did
04:43and may have been a whistleblower.
04:44And if he did, thank God for Donald Trump.
04:46I don't know that there's anything
04:48this man cannot do in this country
04:50leading us through a healthcare crisis,
04:52quality of living and quality of life,
04:54the tariffs, protecting women and kids,
04:56protecting women in sports,
04:57all the things.
04:58There's nothing he can't do.
04:59Except for a sit-up.
05:03I wonder which cult Nancy joined
05:05and when the Netflix documentary about it
05:07is coming out, because Nancy's making the rounds
05:09on all the channels Trump pleasures himself to
05:12to try to get back in his good graces.
05:14But also, she wants to still stand in solidarity
05:18with the QAnon crowd.
05:20The rap wrote about the Epstein email
05:22showing that conspiracy theorists were right,
05:24eyes wide shut is real.
05:26Does that exist in Washington?
05:29I... I'm not part of the powerful.
05:32I'm not part of the elite.
05:33I'm an island of one.
05:35I don't get invited to parties.
05:36I don't have any friends.
05:37I have a dog.
05:39I made a hard turn from interview to therapy session.
05:45Hey, listen, you heard it.
05:47The woman has no friends.
05:48She needs help.
05:49Someone help Nancy, for God's sake.
05:51And with all this going on, they had a murderer
05:54for dinner at the White House last night.
05:56Trump hosted a black tie gala for the crown prince
06:00of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Salman,
06:02who also happened to be one of Jeffrey Epstein's good pals.
06:06According to the writer Michael Wolf, Epstein and MBS,
06:09as they call him, were so tight,
06:11they would play video games together for hours.
06:13They went house hunting together.
06:15The prince got a shout out in that new batch of emails last week.
06:18Wolf says that when Epstein traveled to Saudi Arabia,
06:21they would get around the rules that make it difficult
06:23for unaccompanied women to enter the country
06:25by dressing his lady friends up as flight attendants
06:28with a knowing wink from the prince.
06:31So, naturally, Trump had a big fancy dinner for him.
06:34All the best people were there, including Trump,
06:36the evil prince, J.D. Vance, Pete Hegseth,
06:39even Stephen Miller showed up, which is unusual
06:41since he rarely feeds outside his terrarium.
06:44Elon Musk was there.
06:46It was like an alumni dinner for the Legion of Doom.
06:49This group is so cartoonishly evil,
06:52we might actually need Austin Powers to defeat them.
06:56Ex-Luthor was a surprise, though, Elon Musk.
06:59And Trump gave him a little love when he came out.
07:02He was checking to see if Elon made himself pregnant, too.
07:06These guys, I don't...
07:08Their relationship is like a cyber truck.
07:10It's cold one minute, on fire the next.
07:13I guess they made up?
07:14Don't forget, Musk publicly threatened
07:16to drop a big Epstein bomb on Trump.
07:19But now I guess they're cool.
07:21It's just a...
07:22It was a parade of the unpleasant,
07:24and no one seemed to be enjoying themselves less
07:27than Melania.
07:29That is the look of someone who's wondering
07:31when Congress is gonna vote to release her.
07:33So they ate, and then Trump kept the party going
07:36at the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum,
07:38where Prince Salman and the Burger King
07:40made a very dramatic entrance.
07:53What is going on?
07:55Are they about to wrestle the Iron Sheik?
07:58What is happening?
07:59Once the music stopped, the real show started.
08:02Trump, say what you will about him.
08:04When he's in front of a specific group of people,
08:06like he was at this Saudi investment thing,
08:08he has an uncanny ability to zero in
08:11on the issues that matter most to them.
08:14They started screaming at me,
08:15Eggs! Eggs!
08:17At the White House, we have an Easter egg hunt.
08:19We buy thousands of eggs.
08:21People come from all over, thousands.
08:23They asked me,
08:24Sir, would it be possible this year
08:26to buy plastic eggs?
08:28I said, I'm not buying plastic eggs.
08:30The kids are gonna pick up an egg.
08:32They go, what the hell kind of an egg is this?
08:35And we bought maximum number of regular eggs.
08:39We bought maximum number of regular eggs.
08:42He speaks like he's translating himself
08:44from Russian into English.
08:46And let me say, he really knows kids.
08:48I have four kids myself.
08:49I'll tell you,
08:50there's nothing children hate more
08:51than plastic eggs full of candy.
08:53My kids, every Easter morning,
08:55they wake up, they say,
08:56keep your Skittles.
08:57Give me a hard-boiled yolk, Dad.
09:00He's telling a bunch of Saudis about Easter.
09:03Could there be anything more ridiculous than that?
09:06The windmills are a disaster.
09:09I am the biggest negative person on windmills.
09:12They ruin your locations.
09:13They ruin...
09:14When I look at some of these countrysides
09:16that are littered with windmills,
09:18and every time it goes around,
09:20you lose money.
09:21We have countries that are going bankrupt
09:23because they're putting windmills all over the place.
09:26He's right.
09:27Did you hear about Holland?
09:28They, um...
09:29They had to close.
09:31They're, uh...
09:32They're now a spirit Halloween store
09:34because of the windmills.
09:35And then it was time for Braggervance
09:37to take a victory lap
09:38as leader of the hottest country in the world.
09:40The hottest country in the world.
09:42We're gonna keep it that way, too.
09:45But this has been,
09:46according to those that seem to say it,
09:50and I will say it,
09:51I would never say a thing like that
09:52because I want to be very modest.
09:53I always want to be modest,
09:55as modest as I can.
09:56They say this has been
09:57the best nine months
09:59that any president has ever had.
10:07You know,
10:08I wish he would, for once,
10:10give himself some credit already.
10:12The best nine months
10:13any president has ever had.
10:15Truman ended World War II
10:17within six months of taking office.
10:19He's even better than that.
10:20Why, I bet his approval rating
10:22must be through the roof.
10:24New polling shows
10:25President Trump's approval rating
10:26has fallen.
10:27Just 38% of Americans
10:29approve of the job Trump is doing.
10:30Well, look at that.
10:3138% of America is crazy.
10:33Last night, um...
10:36Last night was a good one for Lakers fans
10:38because not only did they win,
10:40they beat the Jazz.
10:41It was LeBron James'
10:42first game of the season.
10:43LeBron missed the first 14 games
10:45of the season because of sciatica.
10:49But last night, at 40 years old,
10:51he became the first NBA player
10:53to play in 23 seasons.
10:55LeBron started his career
10:57the same year I started hosting this show,
10:59in 2003, and that's really just
11:01one of many things we have in common.
11:03Um, for instance, LeBron has four championships.
11:06I have four Emmys.
11:08Five if you count daytime Emmys,
11:10which sadly no one does.
11:12But we are both perfect physical specimens.
11:15We're both named James.
11:16We both moved to L.A. for work.
11:18We both appeared in an episode of Entourage.
11:21Neither of us graduated college.
11:23We were both on the cover of ESPN the magazine.
11:26We hosted the ESPYs together,
11:28and we both work with our sons.
11:30Uh, LeBron's son is Bronny,
11:32and my son, Kevin, is a Brony,
11:35which is...
11:36is what you call adults
11:38who love My Little Pony, right, Kevin?
11:40That's right.
11:41That's right.
11:42So you can see...
11:44We're really almost the same guy,
11:47me and LeBron.
11:49Oh, Dad...
11:51The ponies say,
11:52I love you, Daddy.
11:53Okay, good.
11:54That's great, Kevin.
11:56Say you love them, too.
11:57I'm not...
11:58Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
11:59Tell them you love them!
12:00Okay, we'll talk about this in the car.
12:02This is crazy.
12:03You tell Guillermo you love them.
12:05Well, you know,
12:06he just loves those ponies.
12:09He loves how little they are.
12:15You all right?
12:16Okay.
12:18Did they not tell you that was happening?
12:20No!
12:21Okay.
12:23Hey, speaking of little things we love,
12:25as of last week,
12:26the U.S. Treasury has officially stopped making pennies.
12:30According to U.S. Treasurer Brandon Beach,
12:33the Department of the Treasury and President Trump
12:35no longer believe the continued production of the penny
12:38is fiscally responsible or necessary
12:41to meet the demands of the American public,
12:43which means stores are now gonna have to start rounding
12:45to the nearest five-cent mark,
12:47and the penny eventually will just go away.
12:51A message from the United States Mint.
12:53Hello, it's me,
12:57your old pal the penny.
12:59As you know,
13:00I'm about to go to that great big piggy bank in the sky.
13:04But don't be sad.
13:05I want you to remember all the good times we've had,
13:09like when you got some lemon juice and shined me up,
13:13or when you dropped me in a gumball machine,
13:16or when you'd lay me on a railroad track
13:18to mangle me for fun.
13:20That hurt.
13:23Yeah, we've been through a lot.
13:25Whenever you had a tough decision,
13:27you'd flip me in the air.
13:29Whee!
13:30Heads, you stay with your wife.
13:32Tails, divorce.
13:35Oh, we've had some good times.
13:37You on the couch, me under the cushion,
13:40all snuggly and warm.
13:42I've been around for 232 years.
13:45But now I am dead,
13:48because President Trump murdered me.
13:53It has been a pleasure to be your lucky guy.
13:57And before I go,
13:59I just want to say,
14:01F*** Donald Trump.
14:03And f*** Nichols too.
14:06Remember what they always say.
14:09Find a penny, pick it up,
14:11and all day you'll have good luck.
14:16Pennies, pennies can have them today.
14:22We've got a big show for you tonight.
14:23Ally Larder is here with us tonight.
14:25We have music from T-Pay tonight.
14:27And we will be right back with Adam Sandler.
14:30So stick around.
14:39Hi, and welcome back tonight.
14:41A young woman you can see opposite.
14:43Billy Bob Thornton on Landman.
14:45Ally Larder is with us.
14:46And then later, an actor and musician
14:49from Tallahassee, Florida.
14:50This is his latest single.
14:52It's called Club Husband.
14:53Music from T-Pain.
14:55Tomorrow night,
14:56we've got Kerry Washington
14:59and Congressman Eric Swalwell
15:01with music from Lord Huron.
15:03So please join us for that.
15:04You know our first guest tonight
15:06as Stud Boy from Remote Control on MTV.
15:09He is a beloved American
15:11whom you can see alongside George Clooney
15:13in the new movie, Jake Kelly.
15:14It is in select theaters now
15:16and starring on Netflix December 5th.
15:18Please welcome Adam Sandler.
15:40You look good, Jimmy.
15:41How are you?
15:42How are you, everybody?
15:43Hey!
15:46Very good.
15:47Very good to see you.
15:48Love you guys.
15:49Great to see you.
15:50Thank you for that.
15:51Welcome, first of all.
15:52Secondly, I was told
15:54and I've heard a lot of talk
15:56about this idea that George Clooney
15:58insisted you wear a suit
15:59to promote this film.
16:01Yes.
16:02You are not wearing a suit.
16:03I think it was laid out
16:05in the closet for me to wear.
16:06It was.
16:07But I was like, I'm seeing Jimmy.
16:08Do I have to do that?
16:09No, you don't have to wear a suit.
16:10I feel so good with you.
16:11Like, when I just get in my car
16:13and drive to you,
16:14wear what I usually wear,
16:15the suit was really getting me angry.
16:17You don't like the suit.
16:18I hate the suit.
16:19I've been doing it for George.
16:21I've been wearing the suit after suit
16:23and every time I'm in a crazy bad mood,
16:25I swear to God, I get home.
16:27When I get in the door,
16:28I'm just in the kitchen,
16:29throw it down.
16:30I see the dog looking at me like,
16:31what happened?
16:32I'm like, just shut up, man.
16:33The suit can't.
16:35It does some bad things to my brain.
16:37And I learned something about you today.
16:38Yes.
16:39I didn't know that your first job
16:40was at a tuxedo shop.
16:42Yes, yes.
16:43Which is...
16:44It wasn't my first.
16:45It was probably my fifth.
16:46Okay.
16:47But I got...
16:48In my hometown in Manchester,
16:49New Hampshire,
16:50I worked at Mr. Tux.
16:52It was...
16:53Was it like a high school tux rental?
16:55It was for the prom kids I worked in.
16:57Weddings.
16:58My dad wanted me,
16:59and my mom wanted me to work.
17:00I worked for Mr. Fisher.
17:01He was a great guy.
17:02He used to stare at me like,
17:03what's wrong with this kid?
17:05I tried my best.
17:06I think I had to put...
17:08I had to put the tux,
17:09like the jacket and the pants
17:11and the shirt and the cufflinks
17:13on a hanger.
17:14I think you got one hanger for all that.
17:16That was a lot.
17:17And then...
17:18Then I had to put it in the bag,
17:20pull it through, zip it.
17:22And this guy used to stare at me just like,
17:24you can't do that?
17:25I was like, I can't.
17:26I'm not good at this.
17:28But I would, like, wrinkle the stuff
17:30and make it look colorful.
17:31Oh, yeah.
17:32No, that's no good.
17:33It's...
17:34I would see...
17:35I would see prom season,
17:36people in wrinkled stuff,
17:38and I'd be like,
17:39that's my doing.
17:42But...
17:43Anyways.
17:44You know, I think, um...
17:46You have this, like, kind of magic
17:48that, uh, I think now that you're...
17:50You know, you're...
17:51Your age now is, like, becoming clear
17:53because we showed...
17:55I've been waiting to show my younger kids your...
17:58They've seen all your animated movies.
18:00Right, right, right.
18:01But I've been waiting to show...
18:02You know, go back to the library.
18:04That's amazing.
18:05And we showed my 11-year-old daughter
18:07and my 8-year-old son Happy Gilmore
18:09on Sunday night.
18:10On Sunday?
18:11Really?
18:12That's amazing.
18:13The first one.
18:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:15Yeah.
18:16And...
18:18Suffice it to say, you've opened up
18:19a whole new world for my son.
18:21He realizes now that anything can be a penis.
18:24It's so true.
18:25He was so tickled.
18:26And she...
18:27My daughter loved it, too.
18:28That's amazing.
18:29But they loved...
18:30They loved it.
18:31And it's crazy, because this movie came out such a long time ago.
18:32I know.
18:33It's the best.
18:34And they know nothing about golf.
18:35And you know what else they loved?
18:36Their favorite part?
18:37What?
18:38Was you fighting Bob Barker.
18:39Really?
18:40Yeah.
18:41And they don't know who Bob Barker is.
18:42Right, right, right.
18:43Just an old man fighting a younger guy.
18:44They like seeing him beat you.
18:45Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:46Everybody likes that.
18:47I liked it, too, yeah.
18:48Isn't it weird, though?
18:49Because you think, like, that joke, I always thought it worked because it was Bob Barker.
18:57No, it was just a nice, silver-haired man smacking the crap out of him.
19:00Yeah, it works in any scenario.
19:02I love that song.
19:03But I can't believe the kids got...
19:05I mean, I have kids...
19:07I have a lot of people come up to me in restaurants and stuff with little kids, and they go, that's
19:12the man, that's Happy Gilmore, the one I showed you.
19:16And I swear to God, so many times the kids are like, no, it's not.
19:19And I'm like, it is.
19:21He's been eating a little bit.
19:25When Julie Bowen shows up in lingerie, my kids are like, what?
19:29What's going on?
19:31I was the same way.
19:34They loved it.
19:37So your daughters are how old now?
19:39Oh, man, I got a 17 and a 19.
19:42Holy cow.
19:43Okay, so they're, yeah, they're in college age.
19:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:47They're old, they're having fun.
19:48Did they go on tour with you?
19:49You just did your stand-up comedy tour.
19:51Yes, I did a stand-up show everywhere.
19:53I'm very filthy.
19:54When I do stand-up, you know I curse a lot.
19:56I've been doing that my whole life.
19:57I feel guilty because I shouldn't have done it, but I do it, and I continue to do it.
20:01So I'm filthy as hell.
20:03When I do stand-up, I do long shows, like two-hour shows, and it was my daughter's birthday,
20:08and they came to Vegas to see me.
20:10So right away, I was like, God damn it.
20:13So they're in Vegas.
20:15They're like, can we bring our friends and we'll celebrate at one of your shows?
20:20And in my head, I'm like, God damn, I can't be myself, and I can't curse in front of them.
20:25Oh, you change it for when they're there.
20:26I change it up out of respect for the kids and their friends, and I feel like a psycho cursing.
20:32Like, sometimes I have cursed.
20:34I had safe stuff while they were in the crowd, and afterwards, I see the shame in their eyes.
20:40It's just like, who is that guy?
20:42I'm like, that's a fake guy.
20:43That's a stand-up comedian guy.
20:45You get the real daddy at home.
20:47But anyways, I'm on stage knowing my daughters and their friends are in the crowd,
20:54and I'm changing everything up, and it's Vegas.
20:56Everyone's expecting filth.
20:58Yeah.
20:59And I'm not giving them the filth for, like, an hour and 45 minutes.
21:03I'm just doing the best I can, weaving in and out of my disgusting thought process.
21:09And I'm getting, like, clean little, whatever.
21:13I'm getting my laughs, but not like the real deal.
21:16But I finished strong.
21:18And I had the crowd sing happy birthday to my daughter and all that stuff.
21:22What a wonderful night.
21:24And then I come off the stage, and my wife's waiting for me.
21:27I go, hey, and she hugs me.
21:29Great show.
21:30I love you.
21:31Yeah, I had the kids like it.
21:33Oh, they left, like, five minutes into it.
21:35I go...
21:40Well, because they wanted to have fun with their friends.
21:44I think they went and had dessert or something.
21:46I'm just on the stage.
21:48Anyways.
21:50But it was okay.
21:51I was so happy after, because I don't think I nailed it.
21:53I did curse a few times, and there were things I was going to have to explain about Daddy's Jane of Taylor.
22:01Do you get nervous anymore when you go on stage?
22:04Yes.
22:05How about you?
22:06Yeah, yes.
22:07Not here, but if I do anything outside of this, yes.
22:09Buddy, I still get that weird fear.
22:12I still get that panic before every show.
22:15I'm on the side going, why the hell am I doing this?
22:17I'm already a star.
22:18What am I trying to prove my point again for?
22:20What the hell's the matter with me?
22:22And I'm shaking on the sides.
22:24I finally go out there.
22:25My first few jokes, my hands are shaking.
22:27I, one time, was with Billy Joel.
22:31I met Billy Joel a long time ago.
22:33I was at, I got invited to a show.
22:36Me and Billy were hanging out backstage.
22:38Like packed, Madison Square Garden, everyone there to see Billy.
22:42And somehow, I'm on the side with him.
22:44We're talking.
22:45He's smoking a butt.
22:46And I don't even know what we were talking about.
22:48I was leaning on a wall, talking, bye-bye-bye, telling me a great story.
22:52All of a sudden, you hear from the other side, ladies and gentlemen, Billy Joel.
22:56The place goes nuts.
22:57He goes, that's me.
22:59Throws it down, walks out there.
23:01I was like, how do you get to be that cool, man?
23:06That was a good one.
23:08That's me.
23:09Let's go.
23:10Boom.
23:11The place going nuts.
23:13Which of the, how many cities did you play on the tour?
23:16Almost like 40 shows.
23:17Which was the most fun?
23:19Which was the, like, the most lively?
23:21They're all, all, I can walk off any stage and go, hey.
23:25That was my favorite one.
23:27It was pretty relentless.
23:29It was great to go on tour.
23:31I had a great time.
23:33Not one city stands out.
23:35The ritual after we do the show.
23:38I know Springsteen used to work out after the show.
23:41Did you ever hear that?
23:42I've heard that.
23:43I find it incredibly hard to believe.
23:45He's sweating so much by the end of the show.
23:47I know.
23:48He does four hours and goes, all right, time to work out.
23:51Yeah.
23:52I'm like, I finish my shows.
23:53I look at my friends that come on tour with me or my wife or whatever, and I go, can we eat?
23:58And everyone's like, oh, my God, he's eating again.
24:00And I, whatever, I go out and do that.
24:05That's usually the ritual.
24:06Every city keeps open some steakhouse for me late at night, and I eat a lot of steak.
24:11So every city was equally as fun due to the steakhouse.
24:14All right.
24:15Okay.
24:16As long as you get to eat, you're happy.
24:18Pathetic.
24:19Adam Sandler is with us.
24:20When we come back, we're going to see a clip from his new movie, Jake Kelly.
24:29Maybe your memory's trying to tell you something about your present.
24:34Wait, what?
24:35I don't know.
24:36I'm tired.
24:37I just had a fight with Daisy.
24:38I wish I was there to help her.
24:39What did you say?
24:40What?
24:41What?
24:42Nothing.
24:43I'm just tired.
24:44I just wish I was.
24:45I already said it.
24:46I spent more time with her.
24:47I was always at work.
24:48Well, I always negotiated flights on the weekends for you to go home and see the kids.
24:52I was exhausted.
24:53It's very difficult.
24:54What are you getting at?
24:55I'm just saying Ben, for instance, flies home every weekend from the show to see his family.
24:59Ben.
25:00Ben Alcott.
25:01I'm not comparing him.
25:02It's hard not to feel like you are.
25:03I'm just saying these are the decisions we make.
25:05That is Adam Sandler and George Clooney and Jake Kelly.
25:08George plays Jake Kelly.
25:09Yeah, he's cool.
25:10Movie star.
25:11Yes.
25:12You play his manager.
25:13George, you know George pretty well, too, huh?
25:15I know George pretty well, yeah.
25:16Funny bastard.
25:17Love him.
25:18He is funny.
25:19Yes.
25:20But are you getting, is it annoying to you with people going like, wow, you're such a great
25:23dramatic actor.
25:24Is that now becoming like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:26No, no, I'll take it.
25:27You take it?
25:28I like it.
25:29It feels good.
25:30It feels good.
25:31I'll take any compliment.
25:32What do you figure that is where people are like, well, he's funny, but can he be serious?
25:37I think that's every comedian, right?
25:39Yeah.
25:40It's always like that.
25:41I guess that's a lifetime thing.
25:42But that's okay.
25:43I like it.
25:44I'm happy to get these opportunities, get to try to, you know, you can't believe these directors
25:49thought of you and believe in you and you say, all right, man, let me go with that.
25:52Do you remember Jackie Gleason did a movie called, like, Jijo or something?
25:57I remember that.
25:58I remember Nothing in Common he did, which was a serious film also.
26:02And, yeah, it's, yeah, right.
26:03And that always, like, made my dad go, you know, he's a great comedian, but he's a terrific actor.
26:08Yeah.
26:09Like, that's, yeah, somehow different.
26:11It's kind of cool.
26:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:13So, I guess I'll take it.
26:14Well, he really did do a great job in the movie.
26:17I appreciate it.
26:18Thanks, Jimmy.
26:19I love being in that movie.
26:22To have your head on that giant screen right next to George Clooney is a big deal, right?
26:26What a stud.
26:27What a handsome guy.
26:28But, honestly, Clooney's just fun.
26:30He's such a nice person.
26:31Well, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna give you a little different look at George Clooney.
26:35Yeah, what happened?
26:36He was here last week.
26:37Yes.
26:38And I asked, who's the better basketball player?
26:39Yeah, yes.
26:40You or Adam?
26:41Yes, I saw him.
26:42And do you know what he said?
26:43I heard.
26:44He said him.
26:45Yes, that's okay.
26:46Listen, I love him.
26:47I always will love him.
26:48And he probably is a better basketball player because he's just more athletic and moves nicer.
26:51But I would win.
26:52I would win.
26:53But he's a better basketball player.
26:57I would go.
26:58There's no way I would let that end the wrong way.
27:01I would just go to the bitter end.
27:03I'd think of every grandparent.
27:04I'd be like, I've got to do it for my great family.
27:08You and Timothee Chalamet played a two-on-two game against some fans at Fairfax High School.
27:13We lost that.
27:14Over the weekend, right?
27:15Yeah, I can't win every time.
27:18Did you meet Timothee because of the Chalamet thing at the Golden Globes?
27:22No, no, no.
27:23I know young Timmy since he's a youngster.
27:26We did a movie, and he brought it up.
27:28He got cut out of a movie I was in a long time ago.
27:31I knew him when he was, I think, at the end of high school.
27:34But the kid is so nice and so funny.
27:37Are your daughters excited or annoyed that you know Timothee Chalamet?
27:41That's a good one, man.
27:42They might not love how close I am, but when Timmy comes to the house, good lord, things change in the house.
27:48Everyone's, like, changing.
27:50My wife's even putting on better clothes.
27:52I'm like...
27:54It's okay.
27:56So, you see, you lost the game.
27:57These are just two kids you pulled out of the audience?
27:59I didn't want any of this, but what happened, me and Timmy did this thing together.
28:03At the very end, it was for Netflix.
28:05They said, you guys will play two-on-two with some kids from the crowd.
28:09They got two high school kids, two random kids, played me and Tim.
28:13And Chalamet was, like, stretching out right before.
28:16He was like, what happened?
28:17He had boots on.
28:18He had to quickly change into sneakers.
28:19And then these two kids, they were nice kids and good.
28:24And, uh...
28:25Somebody posted a video of it.
28:26Perhaps you can talk us through this.
28:28I'll let you see.
28:29All right.
28:30Okay, so that's...
28:31That's me.
28:32That's a shot and a miss.
28:33Should've gone in.
28:34Timmy gets the rebound.
28:35He puts it up.
28:36He's got a little long...
28:38Oh, I get the rebound, too.
28:40Then I give...
28:41Then I think I gave this kid the business right there.
28:43Yeah, yeah.
28:44Yeah, you're getting the business.
28:45I did.
28:46I gave him a little meat.
28:47I gave him a little 210 pounder right there.
28:50But those two kids beat us.
28:52And they were cool as hell.
28:53And they enjoyed beating us.
28:54And I'm glad to bring the love.
28:56Glad to make them happy.
28:57Yeah, I mean, it's probably the best story
28:59they'll ever have in their whole lives.
29:00And those two kids were cool enough
29:02like it'll be like their third best story.
29:04They looked like, yeah, that happened.
29:06And then another night, you know.
29:08Chalamet was in leather pants.
29:10It was incredible.
29:12Well, it's great to see you.
29:13Congratulations on the movie.
29:14The movie's called J. Kelly.
29:17It's in theaters right now.
29:18And it premieres December 5th on Netflix.
29:20Adam Sandler.
29:21Way to go, Jimmy.
29:23All right.
29:29Tomorrow, on Jimmy Kimmel Live,
29:32Kerry Washington, Congressman Eric Swalwell,
29:35and music from Lord Huron.
29:37Join us next week with guests Jim Gaffigan,
29:40Dax Shepard, and Kristen Beck,
29:43plus music from The Neighborhood and De La Soul.
29:47Hi there. Welcome back.
29:52Music from T-Pain is coming up.
29:57Our next guest is a pioneer in the field of the whipped cream bikini.
30:02She co-stars with Billy Bob Thornton in Landman.
30:06Morning, Neil.
30:07Nate.
30:08You know what I'm gonna do?
30:10I'm gonna get you a name tag.
30:12Or you could memorize it.
30:14See, I think in a past life I knew a Neil who looked just like you.
30:18That must be it.
30:19Mama, I need to change real quick.
30:20We have aerobics with the old folk, honey.
30:22They'll love that.
30:23You think so?
30:24If I had legs like yours, I'd wear that some of its church.
30:27You do have legs like mine.
30:29Just longer.
30:30Bye, Rebecca.
30:32When you raise them right, Neil.
30:35The joy they give you is endless.
30:37Nate.
30:38I'm gonna get you a name tag.
30:39Watch new episodes of Landman Sundays on Paramount Plus.
30:43Please welcome Ally Larder.
30:58How are you doing?
30:59I'm doing great.
31:00Thank you for coming.
31:01Thank you for having me.
31:02You look fantastic.
31:04Do you know Adam Sandler?
31:05I don't.
31:06You don't?
31:07My gosh, my son wanted to come so bad.
31:08Oh, he did?
31:09Yeah.
31:10And you didn't bring him.
31:11That's very sweet.
31:13I know.
31:14I'm doing my best.
31:15It's good, though, because you don't want these kids to have it too easy, you know?
31:18That's true.
31:19He's gotta work for it.
31:20How old is your son?
31:21He's 14.
31:22Oh, he's 14.
31:23Okay.
31:24You know what?
31:25I was wondering if we were being bad parents by showing Happy Gilmore to our eight-year-old
31:28son.
31:29At what age did you expose your son for these films?
31:30Oh, my gosh.
31:31Look, I have scarred him for life.
31:32I mean, honest to goodness.
31:34You even brought up the whipped cream bikini.
31:35I'm sorry.
31:36There's no getting away from it in my life.
31:37I've had a hard time getting it out of my mind.
31:39Oh, my God.
31:40You, um, uh, you're from where?
31:43Where are you?
31:44I'm from Jersey, like, 10 minutes from Philly.
31:45You're from Jersey.
31:46Yeah, there we go.
31:47What's the most Jersey thing about you?
31:50I mean, probably, like, the banter with, like, cops and firemen, like, the accent.
31:55My mom would be like, where's my daughter?
31:57Drinking water.
31:58Uh-huh.
31:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:00You know, talking on the phone.
32:01Oh, so you will slip right into that.
32:02It's not hard, you know?
32:04Right.
32:05We definitely still hear it with my mom.
32:06She pretends she doesn't, but she's still got it.
32:08Do you?
32:09Because New Jersey is the only state, I think, that it's illegal to pump your own gas.
32:14They have somebody pump gas for you.
32:16Was that a shocking thing for you when you left?
32:19It was.
32:20It definitely was.
32:21It was totally shocking.
32:22It was so lovely.
32:23Who wants to get out and pump gas?
32:24I don't.
32:25Yeah, no.
32:26It was great.
32:27Another reason why Jersey rules.
32:28But you don't live there anymore.
32:30We don't.
32:31We actually, like five years ago, we left during the pandemic and we drove to Idaho and ended
32:36up totally pivoting our lives.
32:37That's quite a change, huh?
32:38It is.
32:39It is.
32:40Enjoying that?
32:41Was that, I mean, I assume you're still there.
32:42Yeah.
32:43I mean, I love it.
32:44You know, it's very small town.
32:45It's rural.
32:46But we love raising our kids there.
32:48Yeah, it's different in a small town, right?
32:51Yes.
32:52I mean, I imagine it was quite a change for you.
32:54I mean, I think the biggest thing, it's like, you have to be accountable.
32:57So like, you have to have perfect manners at all times.
33:00Right.
33:01And so say you're like, you know, that you're at a stoplight and the people in front of
33:03you are kind of chatting.
33:04They're neighbors.
33:05There's no beeping your horn.
33:06You'll be like ostracized from the town.
33:08You have to just sit there and wait.
33:09You have to wait.
33:10Always.
33:11You have to be polite.
33:12So hard, especially for a person from New Jersey.
33:15Who's fast.
33:16Like, I am like, I talk fast.
33:18I'm like a multitasker.
33:19Yeah.
33:20It's completely made me, like, try to find the patience, like somewhere hidden inside
33:24of me.
33:25But you're right.
33:26I spent a lot of time in Idaho myself.
33:27And I found that people are nice, very nice and nicer because they, it's because it's
33:33a small, like when you're in a smaller environment, it's the reason why goldfish are so polite.
33:39Because they're just all in that same bowl together.
33:42That's right.
33:43And you're going to run into that.
33:44That's a good one.
33:45That other fish.
33:46He's going to go right around that.
33:47And you don't want to, you want that fish to like you.
33:49Yeah.
33:50That scuba diver or whoever's in there.
33:51And you want to make sure that you don't have a bad situation.
33:54It's totally true.
33:55I mean, it's like, no, we have like the greatest community there.
33:58And we're so, we're so thankful.
34:00Do you have wild animals coming onto your property?
34:02That, that might be one of the best parts.
34:04Um, one morning we woke up and, and we were still kind of having the yard part.
34:08Having the yard put in at our house.
34:09And there were these large brown mounds in the back.
34:12And I wasn't sure what it was.
34:14And I went outside and looked and all of a sudden they stood up.
34:17And like this herd of majestic elk were in our backyard.
34:20Oh, wow.
34:21And they're just like so beautiful.
34:22And I got my daughter and Hayes.
34:24And we just sat outside and just watched these animals.
34:26They're so sweet.
34:27Like they're just beautiful.
34:28Love them.
34:29Yeah, they're huge too.
34:30They are huge.
34:31Do you get any moose?
34:32They're the mean ones.
34:33You got to watch out for the moose.
34:35I did not know the difference.
34:37Um, our dog was barking.
34:39Like barking, barking, barking.
34:40And I went outside and there was a huge moose out on our deck.
34:43Yeah.
34:44And I was kind of thinking it was like the elk.
34:46Like this was going to be okay.
34:47It's not.
34:48It was like going to kill my dog.
34:50I was screaming.
34:51I called Hayes.
34:52He's like, they can't see out of the peripheral.
34:54I go behind the column and I'm just like doing everything.
34:56I finally got the dog in.
34:58And like, you know.
34:59That's one of those things in a moose situation.
35:01You're suddenly trying to remember things about moose.
35:03You're like, they have no peripheral vision.
35:05You're like, wait, do they have peripheral vision?
35:07Hold on.
35:08Let me get out YouTube.
35:09What is peripheral vision?
35:10I feel like in that moment.
35:11Because they say to you like that if a moose, do you know what to do if a moose like charges
35:15at you?
35:16You have to get behind a tree.
35:17Well, first run.
35:18Run.
35:19Yes.
35:20Yeah.
35:21And then you got to get behind a tree because they can't like get through the tree.
35:23Yeah.
35:24So then you can like play like it's almost like a comedy scene with you getting around
35:27the tree.
35:28There's nothing elegant about like playing with a moose.
35:31It is danger.
35:32We don't play with moose is the message I think that you want to.
35:35And the show Landman is like unbelievably popular.
35:41I have to say when I first read it before the show came out, I thought it was Landman.
35:47I thought it was like a Jewish guy named Landman.
35:49But it's Landman.
35:50It's Landman.
35:51I mean, this is about the real world of like dangerous oil in West Texas.
35:56Billy Bob Thornton is your co-star.
35:57Yes.
35:58He's amazing.
35:59Your love interest on and off in the show.
36:01Yes.
36:02Yes.
36:03He's like he seems like he's an interesting guy, isn't he?
36:06He completely.
36:07He's one of a kind.
36:08He's totally rock and roll.
36:09He's cool.
36:10You know, like he's always like having a beer, kind of smoking a cigarette.
36:13He does his thing.
36:14He's chill.
36:15But, you know, in the show, our relationship is like very vitriolic.
36:19Like my job is like, you know, we're really oil and water.
36:22And we have this like scene where I have to like get enraged.
36:26And he's just poking me.
36:27He's poking the bear until I explode.
36:29And so I had to throw all these plates.
36:31And we had three sets.
36:32And one time I got them and I cut them with a piece of shrapnel.
36:36Oh, they were real plates?
36:37They're like, you know, the breakaways.
36:39Oh, okay.
36:40All right.
36:41No, we never throw plates at each other here.
36:43It's like a talk show.
36:45No, no.
36:46Right, Guillermo?
36:47I never hit you with a plate.
36:48And you've never.
36:49It's actually a pact we made.
36:50We said, let's never hit each other with plates.
36:54Do you shoot the show in Texas?
36:56Are you there in Texas?
36:57Yeah.
36:58We're down in Fort Worth.
36:59So I spend five months a year down there.
37:01It's a beast.
37:02You know, like Taylor Sheridan shows are huge.
37:04And, I mean, it's amazing because he keeps, like, our crew employed year-round, which is such a big deal in our industry.
37:10Right.
37:11Because he's got, like, 35 shows going at all times.
37:143,500.
37:15That's what it feels like.
37:16Well, congratulations on the big success of Landman.
37:20With you to watch new episodes Sunday night, Paramount Plus.
37:23Ally Larder, everybody.
37:25We'll be right back with T-Pain.
37:27Thanks to Adam Sandler and Ally Larder.
37:34Apologies to Matt Damon.
37:36Nightline is next, but first, with his new song, Club Husband, T-Pain.
37:41I pity the fool.
37:56That's Mr. T to you.
37:58Look!
37:59Tonight we gon' get lit.
38:01Yeah.
38:02Me and you gon' be near.
38:03So tear that piece of speed up in excuse you come the poor friend.
38:07And he ain't gotta worry about you coming back home.
38:10Hold on.
38:11Cause you done found what you've been lookin' for all alone.
38:14Look up!
38:15It's just a little bit of Ivan's stick, stick, stick.
38:17Now you won't blow the time.
38:19Now you're so round and thick, so thick.
38:20Slim waist, pretty face, you floor to plow.
38:22So you ain't gotta pay for trains, no more.
38:26Cause I done found what I've been lookin' for all alone.
38:29I'm talkin' bout wintering everything.
38:31Everything.
38:32I didn't sweat a bag, I didn't tell you things.
38:33My love, man.
38:34What you wanna say, what you say.
38:35Fuck you, man.
38:36You're about to do like how they hate to take a marriage dinner.
38:37Slow.
38:38I'll sleep in the end of Benjamin and Benjamin.
38:41I bet it in the back of my truck, boy, me.
38:42Don't take your love, boy, me.
38:44Clearly you need a glove of it.
38:46Hey!
38:47You need a glove of it.
38:50Hey!
38:51Yeah, leave a glove of it.
38:53Woo!
38:54Ha!
38:55Baby, I'm more than something.
38:57You make me wanna touch something.
38:58Smack it up, flip it and rub something.
39:00Flipping and running
39:02I'm like
39:04Oh
39:06Oh
39:08Oh
39:10Oh
39:12Oh
39:14Don't take your love from it
39:16I'm your club husband
39:18That's it
39:20Look at that thing go crazy
39:22Back it up on that stick
39:24I tell you man I'ma bring you back safely
39:26You really gotta say
39:28Falling trying to stop holding matrimony
39:30Back up on it
39:32I'm talking about swinging in the lap on 28
39:34She's on phone time but the booty like
39:36Damn I bet that if I hit it from the bed
39:38We gonna need some walkie-talkies to communicate
39:40You're just what I'm looking for
39:42Say I do that's enough
39:44So don't take your love from it
39:46Clearly you need a club of it
39:50You need a club of it
39:54Deliver love of it
39:58You make me one
40:00Cause then I pop it up bigger than broke
40:02Something like B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.
40:08Hey B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.
40:10Hey B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.
40:40I'm your club of the moon.
40:44Baby, I'm loving something.
40:46You make me want to touch up.
40:48Swag it up, live it in roads.
40:49I'm like B-I-B-I-B.
40:52I love it.
40:53B-I-B-I-B.
40:56I love it.
40:57I love it.
40:58B-I-B-I-B.
41:01Don't take your love from me.
41:03I'm your club of the moon.
41:10B-I-B-I-B-I-B-I-B-I-B-I-B.
41:40Part 1 IU pourra as well Head average is worthy alone.
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41:48The moon be here for monster oncemare lunch.
41:50Watch out eventually go down.
41:52Try and watch.
41:54Hang for somewhere else to Call Harry Potter?
41:56Call Harry Potter would be there too so much.
41:59This movie ended on Pearl Potter's whole live.
42:03Factory series of 첫 and her drumding remembered.
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