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JFig brings us topics for our favorite Wednesday game, "Rats off a Ship!" Heinz reveals they have a new flavor for the season... Leftover Gravy sauce, Cam Skattebo shows up to WWE and got into a "altercation" with Superstars fresh off his ankle injury.
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00:00It's time for Rats Off a Ship, abbreviated because we don't have much time this hour.
00:05Hello, Jennifer.
00:06Hello, Jennifer.
00:09Hello.
00:10How you doing?
00:13Good.
00:14You ready to get to Rats Off a Ship?
00:16I am getting to it, but yes, I'm ready.
00:21All righty.
00:21What do we got today for Rats Off a Ship?
00:25Well, we're starting things off interesting.
00:28Apparently, Heinz is releasing a leftover gravy sauce.
00:33Hmm.
00:35How do we feel about that being bottled up?
00:39Leftover gravy sauce?
00:41I got to tell you, I'm Rats Off a Ship.
00:43I feel like the gravy is supposed to be the gravy sauce for any leftovers.
00:47I think that's the point.
00:48Yeah, the extra gravy sauce is the extra gravy sauce.
00:51I don't know if I trust the idea of Heinz needing to bottle up.
00:55Rats Off a Ship isn't the essence of leftover Thanksgiving.
00:57The sauce is supposed to go with it.
00:59I think I'm Rats Off a Ship on that.
01:01Rats Off a Ship.
01:01Do you think that it may be tastes slightly different because it's, it's like leftover?
01:08I don't know.
01:09That's weird.
01:10I mean, I get the idea of like Thanksgiving leftovers, I guess, having a little bit of a different taste,
01:15but I'm Rats Off a Ship.
01:18I'm Rats Off a Ship.
01:20That just sounds nasty.
01:21I've never gone to the store and said, you know what?
01:25I got some leftover turkey.
01:27Let me go buy some leftover gravy.
01:29If you ain't got no gravy in the refrigerator, you ain't having that turkey with gravy.
01:34Gravy's gone.
01:35I don't know if I like the idea of squirting gravy.
01:38Like you're usually supposed to like.
01:40It's not an appropriate word to even think about.
01:43Hey, yo.
01:44What, dude?
01:44What about food?
01:47Nobody knows what we're talking about.
01:49Jennifer, what do you think about the Heinz?
01:52No, I don't.
01:53I wouldn't.
01:54I wouldn't buy that, no.
01:55So I'm Rats Off a Ship.
01:56Rats Off a Ship.
01:58Vlad?
02:00Next question.
02:01You definitely.
02:02I don't want nothing leftover gravy sauce.
02:04Nothing, nothing.
02:05None of that.
02:06All right.
02:07Leftover gravy.
02:08That just sounds nasty.
02:10Yeah.
02:10Leftover gravy sauce.
02:13Do you guys trust Heinz for anything but ketchup?
02:15Like, do you even buy Heinz mustard?
02:16I feel like I go other mustard.
02:18I don't trust Heinz.
02:20They got their lane, dude.
02:22I don't want Heinz.
02:23That's it.
02:24You got one speed.
02:25Like, they tried to come out with that variety pack for hot dogs, and I'm like.
02:29With the relish also?
02:31Yeah.
02:32I'm just like.
02:32I've never had the relish.
02:33I think the relish is a convenient thing.
02:37You can just sit that out with the hot dogs or whatever instead of having a jar.
02:41Separate bottle.
02:42But here's the kicker.
02:45I've never been a sweet relish guy.
02:49I've always been a dill relish guy.
02:51That sweet relish could kick rocks.
02:53What's number two, Jennifer?
02:57For number two, we have Cam Scudaboo showing up to the WWE and getting into an altercation with superstars fresh off his ankle injury.
03:10Sounds like about right.
03:12Well, no.
03:14Can I say this?
03:15At least he's looking for his future employment.
03:22He's too short to be a wrestler, right?
03:24Like, I don't think old Vince McMahon would not have.
03:27His nickname don't be Bulldog.
03:29But he does.
03:29Yeah, he might have not.
03:30But he's got the personality to be a wrestler.
03:34Maybe.
03:35I mean, I feel like his personality is just banging his head against the wall.
03:41Danny Dines says, Scudaboo is walking CTE.
03:44Oh, he is.
03:44See, absolutely.
03:45I think, like, I'm all for professional athletes living their life.
03:52But you are just off a really gnarly injury.
03:56Perhaps not get into an altercation with Randy Orton or whoever the hell it was.
04:01He's still in a boot.
04:02I don't know.
04:04He's still in a boot.
04:05Yes, that's the thing.
04:06He's trying to get physical.
04:09I think I'm rats off a ship on it.
04:11I'm definitely rats off a ship.
04:13That just seemed dangerous.
04:16Him and Abdul Carter.
04:18I get it.
04:18You all love wrestling.
04:19We all love wrestling.
04:21But don't get into a shoving match with real wrestlers.
04:26Here's the deal, Vlad.
04:27But we just made the same comment about the gravy in the bottle.
04:31Stay in your lane.
04:32Right.
04:33Because when he pushed him, well, one guy, well, one guy pushed one wrestler, like, out of the picture.
04:38Right.
04:39But one guy pushed Scadaboo.
04:40If he took a bad slip, it could have been.
04:42Wow.
04:43I'm looking at this video right now.
04:44Right.
04:44It could have been.
04:45He could have re-aggravated an injury or injured another part of his body.
04:50All for the bit.
04:51All for the bit.
04:53You know, and then Triple H isn't coming with a contract to make good.
04:57You know, I just think Scadaboo needs to be more careful.
05:00I understand.
05:01He's a little bit of a wild card.
05:03You know, but I think somebody needs to grab him and be like, Scadaboo, dude.
05:06Who?
05:07It ain't going to be nobody he with that like wrestling, too.
05:10What would Macho Marlins say about this?
05:12Nothing.
05:13Because he doesn't care about the New York Giants.
05:15If it was about the Marlins against the San Francisco Giants, he might have something to say.
05:18But it wasn't a WWE ring.
05:20You know.
05:21It's crazy.
05:22Wow.
05:22I'm so funny.
05:24Where are your rats with this, though, Leroy?
05:26I'm rats off a ship.
05:27Like, you got to know where you are.
05:29In life.
05:30You hurt.
05:31Stop messing with folks that's healthy.
05:33Jennifer?
05:35I'm watching this right now.
05:36It's on mute.
05:38Is it real?
05:39No, it looks even more ridiculous than ever.
05:42I'm so rats off a ship.
05:43You think it was like a planned thing or was it real?
05:46No, it was planned.
05:47I feel like it's planned.
05:49It's obviously staged, but it's like.
05:52But, you know, do you think wrestlers and a football player who just basically gets yards
05:59via stones?
06:01He's not going to.
06:02He's not.
06:02He doesn't know when to hold back.
06:03That's the thing with Cam Scadaboo.
06:05Yeah.
06:05I'm not going to lie.
06:06I don't even like saying this word, but this video gives me the ick.
06:13Vlad?
06:14I love wrestling.
06:16I love WWE.
06:17I love my city.
06:19I don't love the Giants, but I'm rats off a ship because that was just bad.
06:23Like, you can't be injured and then getting into physicality with wrestlers, even if it's
06:28staged or not.
06:29Dude, you slip.
06:30You get another injury in front of those New York City crowd.
06:34They go crazy on you.
06:35That's why they have every right to go crazy on them.
06:37You don't got to be involved.
06:40Don't have to be involved.
06:42You know, them guys that are in the wrestling.
06:44And I'll tell you this.
06:46I'll give you an example.
06:47Jalen Brunson did that last year right after he had injured his hand.
06:50And then he slid in the ring.
06:51And then everybody saw how he slid in the ring.
06:54And his wrist was bent a little bit.
06:56And everybody was like, oh, no.
06:57He re-aggravated his injury.
06:59He said he didn't.
07:01Of course you're going to.
07:01Of course you're going to say that because you don't want to get in trouble.
07:04But, dude, you don't have to be physically involved.
07:07At all.
07:08Just sit there and look pretty.
07:10Move on.
07:11Rats off a ship.
07:12The only guy to have a professional wrestling career while playing was Dennis Rodman?
07:16No.
07:17Karl Malone also wrestled.
07:18Oh, that's true.
07:21Man.
07:22Those were the days.
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