00:37After such a grand vacation of winning atop the East.
00:42Welcome back.
00:44Your finest steed is amongst us.
00:48Your friends are here.
00:49The Hawks, the Bulls.
00:51Take a seat as we feast for extra postseason games
00:57to get your head kicked in by the top seeds
00:59in the East.
01:06They're back.
01:07Ninth in the East.
01:08It was a good ride.
01:10It's early.
01:11It was a good ride.
01:12It was a good ride, everybody.
01:13But it's early.
01:16It was a great ride.
01:17We're having these conversations in December.
01:26Ah, here in Plainville,
01:29no one plays at the end of the game
01:31if they are over 6'10".
01:33Sit over there.
01:35We love six-foot point cards in Plainville.
01:37There shall be no swishes from downtown here in Plainville
01:43as all of our buildings are built with bricks.
01:46Very sad.
01:56Yeah.
01:57I would have been like,
01:58honestly,
01:59if I didn't have so many beers at Twin Peaks,
02:01I would have drank my sorrows after last night.
02:04But that beer was frosty.
02:07Oh, man.
02:09Cold.
02:10It's cold.
02:11It stayed cold the whole time,
02:12even if you slow drank it,
02:14like I did.
02:17Man.
02:18Crazy.
02:21SDI says,
02:21a bunch of role players starting,
02:23playing significant minutes,
02:23and this is the result.
02:24Same as always,
02:25but don't say anything bad about the front office.
02:30Tyler's foot doesn't work again,
02:32by the way.
02:32His toes hurt.
02:33Is it the toe?
02:36But can we have a discussion about that,
02:39please?
02:39Sure.
02:39Absolutely, Brittany.
02:40It's just like,
02:41you had five days off.
02:45Five days off.
02:46And you were a late scratch.
02:50I don't understand how that happens.
02:54I don't know.
02:55Well, actually,
02:56I do kind of,
02:57you know,
02:58there's thoughts behind that.
02:59There's multiple thoughts.
03:00There's different.
03:01There's different.
03:01Oh, you.
03:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:03Wait.
03:03Wait, wait.
03:04Look at that smirk on Dolphins.
03:05Wait, wait, wait.
03:06Wait, wait.
03:07I'm going to tell you exact.
03:09Wait, wait, wait.
03:10I'm going to tell you exactly what she's thinking.
03:13What do you think?
03:14What are you?
03:14What are you thinking?
03:15What I'm thinking.
03:16Giannis was to take some time off.
03:18They sat him down.
03:20They sit in Tyler down.
03:22Trade deadline.
03:23You can start trading contracts today.
03:26Is that what you were thinking, Brittany?
03:29It's suspicious.
03:30He wasn't even on the sidelines for the game yesterday.
03:33He didn't sit on the bridge.
03:35I got to be honest with you.
03:38You guys, I noticed, I actually, we were talking last night with somebody.
03:41He's like, hey, do you think there's anything to us?
03:44I got to be honest with you guys.
03:46I just think he's porcelain.
03:47I don't think it has anything to do with anything.
03:50Listen, wait a minute.
03:51Wait a minute.
03:52I'm not being a jerk about it.
03:53I think he's told us about it.
03:56Tell me right now this is a role reversal.
03:59What do you mean?
04:00I'm usually the one saying what you're saying, and you're usually the one saying what I'm saying.
04:05We finally have Leroy.
04:07You would finally have Leroy in your pocket, and you don't want to.
04:09I don't think that's the case.
04:11I mean, so you're telling me you guys think there's going to be a Bucks?
04:15Because that would only happen if a trade was happening.
04:18You think a trade's happening today?
04:20Isn't it?
04:21Okay.
04:22Now, look.
04:23I don't like taking this side of it, but I must acknowledge it.
04:30Right?
04:30Five days off, as Brittany has said.
04:34We have not heard anything.
04:36He was at practice, and he practiced, too.
04:38I saw him at practice on Sunday.
04:39And he practiced.
04:41And he went to Christmas Wonderland with his family.
04:44I mean, he doesn't have to shoot baskets against Santa.
04:48He was shooting baskets against Santa, but he can't play in an NBA basketball game after five days off?
04:54Come on.
04:54He can't even guard Santa in playing, Bill.
05:01He even lets fictional characters cook him.
05:06All hell.
05:08So, you're saying, Tobin, in the almost ten years we have been doing this show.
05:18Right.
05:19And I have been fighting you all ten years about situations like this.
05:27And now, I'm acknowledging a little, hmm?
05:34And you're like, nope.
05:37What the hell has happened to this world?
05:39I'll tell you why.
05:40One, he's always hurt.
05:43Two, you're the one who told me toes don't, you don't play with toes.
05:47No.
05:48He actually said, I think it was at Friday at practice, I think he said, yeah, I'm not like 100%.
05:53Like he said, he's basically said multiple times, I've come back, I came back probably earlier than I had to.
06:00That's playing the result.
06:01If you're playing, you're playing.
06:04But his numbers aren't bad.
06:06That's the thing.
06:06His numbers and his efficiency, I think he's 50, 40, 90.
06:09His numbers aren't bad.
06:11They're not playing great, but it's not, like, his numbers are fine.
06:15Yeah, but he doesn't have as many games to, like, make a true assessment of.
06:21I mean, has he played 10 games yet?
06:23I don't think so.
06:24I think he's played six.
06:26Right.
06:26So, to say, oh, he's 50, 40, 90 after six games and everybody else has played what?
06:3150?
06:32I'm just telling you, I don't think he, it's not like he was, it's not like he was playing badly and was like, oh, I came back too early.
06:38They haven't been playing well.
06:40Look, you guys, trust me, if this was another player, if, like, if Kalel didn't play yesterday, surprisingly, I'd be like, oh, man, yeah, that's something fishy.
06:51Man, Tyler Hero getting hurt is kind of the least fishy thing in the world to me.
06:55I think he just gets hurt.
06:56This is what happens.
06:57There you go.
06:58Smith has chimed in.
07:00He may be 50, 40, 90, but he's 100, 100, 100.
07:05Is that true?
07:06He didn't watch the game from the bench?
07:07He might have been rehabbing in the back, though, because if it's something aggravated, they might have been, like, having him on a, who knows?
07:12I mean, what do you do for a toe, Leroy?
07:15Nothing that you can't watch a game.
07:17Interesting.
07:18All right.
07:18Listen, I'll, then.
07:20The reverse psychology stance that you've taken on this situation is.
07:24I'm not playing games.
07:25I'm honestly impressed.
07:26I'm impressed by you.
07:28I'll give you your props.
07:30I'll give you your props here.
07:31I'm not playing games.
07:33I feel you are.
07:34Can I just say this?
07:37Of all the times and all the moments that we have gone at it, this right now, this moment is the most shocking.
07:49I'm shocked.
07:51Shocked.
07:51You don't think that if I really thought.
07:53Hold on.
07:53If you don't, you don't think if I really thought this, that I wouldn't be, I wouldn't have spent all of last night at Twin Peaks thinking about this, which, which again, which now let's be clear.
08:07You couldn't concentrate too much on one thing.
08:11Oh, my God.
08:11It was sports.
08:11It was, it, it was amazing.
08:14Oh, a goal over there.
08:15Oh, a basket.
08:16Get back in there.
08:16Oh.
08:17Like, yeah, we had three TV.
08:19We had four TVs.
08:22And everything, every, every game, every game was playing at the same time.
08:26So, yeah.
08:29But I got to tell you, I got to tell you, Tobin, I'm going to be honest with you.
08:36You my boy.
08:37Right.
08:38I'm not mad.
08:40I'm disappointed.
08:42Really?
08:42I'm disappointed that you.
08:43What if he's hurt?
08:44I'm disappointed that it's moments like this that you live for, that Petty lives for, and, and, and you have taken the other side of this.
08:58I don't know.
09:00I don't even know who you are anymore.
09:01Yes.
09:02I genuinely don't think that this has anything to do with the trade, because I think we would, you don't think we would have gotten wind of that?
09:09So, you guys think that, like, they, you think that Andy Ellisberg had the bucks on the horn last night?
09:15I don't think.
09:16Like, only Tyler Hero.
09:18I don't think anything, but I must acknowledge the situation.
09:27Could be something.
09:29Could be nothing.
09:29It's like the perfect definition.
09:31It could be something.
09:31It could be nothing.
09:32I don't think really, though, but he literally has this injury.
09:35Because it could be something, or it could be nothing.
09:38He was a very late scratch.
09:39He was in the starting lineup.
09:40I know, I know what he was.
09:47Sir Giannis Antetokounmpo is not welcome in Playinville, for he is too tall for our head knight King Eric Spolstra.
09:59If Lord Kuzma wants to come, he's perfect for Playinville.
10:09But Giannis, too talented, he is not scrappy enough, too much talent and ferocity for Playinville.
10:18I really hope you guys are right, just to be fair.
10:25Like, if that's right.
10:26No, no, no.
10:27This is not even about being right.
10:29This is not even about being right anymore.
10:32This is about the sheer just stun that I am, that you have taken the other side to this after I basically served you a platter filled with conspiracy.
10:55Yeah.
10:55You said, you know what you just said to me?
10:58I'm not hungry.
11:00I don't think there's a conspiracy.
11:02I think his toe doesn't work.
11:05Regardless.
11:05Okay.
11:05Well, then on the other side, we'll take your stance on it.
11:08How crazy is it still that after five days off, we're...
11:12It's terrible.
11:13I can't stay healthy.
11:15What do you mean?
11:15Like, that's the thing.
11:16I'm generally like, are you kidding me?
11:18Like, I...
11:20That's what I'm saying.
11:20I wish I was in your guy's ballpark because I would be much happier.
11:24I'm very annoyed.
11:25Like, five days off and he's not ready to go again on his foot.
11:31By the way, real quick, Timbo Slice.
11:34Don't put this up.
11:35But I said the same thing yesterday.
11:39That's not nice.
11:41That's not nice.
11:44I'm just telling you that I don't think there's anything to that.
11:48I...
11:48And I'm more frustrated by the idea is, yeah, he's not healthy.
11:52And everybody's sitting here, we're banging our heads against the wall
11:54because every single time that he...
11:57Who does Tyler fit?
11:58Is Tyler...
11:58Very clearly, he's not ruining it because they stink with him.
12:01They stink without him.
12:02It's like nothing is going great right now.
12:04So, he's off the hook.
12:06Like, let me tell you something.
12:08Tyler Hero right now has a heat sucks alibi.
12:12Okay?
12:12Not his fault.
12:13I'm dropping the case.
12:15Okay?
12:16There are...
12:16These charges will not stand on Tyler Hero.
12:20There are no charges on Tyler Hero.
12:21Oh, there were charges.
12:22People wanted...
12:23No, we weren't...
12:24Well, because...
12:25Like, because...
12:26You know what?
12:27I don't even know if it was charges as much as it's...
12:32Here.
12:33Is it ironic that the team started having these slowdowns and scoring and stuff like that when Tyler came back?
12:45Mm-hmm.
12:46And...
12:47Is it...
12:47Look, it doesn't...
12:49It doesn't look great for optics, but what do you do with the games you lost to the Kings without him?
12:53Like, where was the awesome offense then?
12:55I got you.
12:56Where was the awesome offense last night?
12:58Oh, I know.
12:58Eric Spilcher's like, you know, Simone Fonsecchio hasn't hit a three in a month.
13:02Let's start him.
13:05You know how he is with that, though.
13:07He'll start a random guy just to keep the rotations right.
13:10Put this court, Chester, into the stalks for questioning Eric Spilcher's rotational decisions.
13:21Playing Simone Fonsecchio in the starting lineup is exactly how he reside in Playinville.
13:29Arrest him!
13:34Playinville makes me sad.
13:36I mean, but it's December.
13:38They can win five in a row and be in a fifth seed.
13:43That's true.
13:44They could be.
13:45They don't even have to win.
13:45I think they literally could win one, and they're back to the three seed.
13:48Right, so why are you making a big deal about Playinville in December?
13:51I want to be in Playinville!
13:53I want to be atop the East!
13:55I want to have a humming up...
13:56Where's this fraud Noah LaRoche?
13:58Hey, Grizzlies boy!
14:00Where's my offense?
14:02Fix it!
14:03I want to get back to 140 points, and I want threes, and I want...
14:08Hunks!
14:09Hey, so basically you're saying Ja was right.
14:15I don't know if he was right.
14:17I don't know if he was right.
14:18I don't know if Ja's right about a lot of stuff, to be honest with you.
14:21I know.
14:22Right.
14:22Also, probably, like, Norm Powell wasn't going to keep shooting like Michael Jordan.
14:33And Jaime Jaquez wasn't going to be, like, you know, the most efficient 20-point scorer
14:37in the league for the rest of the year.
14:38Maybe that's coming back to earth a little bit.
14:40Right.
14:48Don't have such a long face, Heathfellow!
14:52Playing average is how we love life here in Playinville.
14:58Henceforth, we shall take a break.
15:00Instead of a turkey leg, we get a Cornish hen leg.
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