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JFig gives us trending topics for "Rats off a Ship!" The NFL banning smelling salts, Throwing toys on WNBA courts, and Jaime Jaquez Jr. comes out with the truth on "tummygate"
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00:00oh hello hello how are we oh we're good today we're good we're doing are you sure
00:10yeah why would you why would you ask that i don't know you kind of lashed out a lot the first
00:15segment about changes yeah i've calmed down now because this thing wasn't at the height that i
00:20needed it at well you're better now right this mic stand is fixed you know what i mean she
00:25definitely messed toyed around with uh your equipment yesterday no i didn't i made sure that
00:30they didn't fully sure mess around with your your stuff your area i will be able to see you now the
00:41next time that'll be cool because now i don't have this giant screen in front of me but it's a little
00:47bit like where do i look because now i'm like here the camera's over here so i'm trying my screens
00:52over here over on the computer a little bit it's like you know it doesn't have as much flexibility
00:58i do like that so you know working into it it's kind of like a you know a hitter trying out the
01:04torpedo bat for the first time you know you gotta just get used to your equipment that's how it works
01:09anyway what do we got today for rats off a ship well first off we have the nfl banning smelling
01:17stocks this is uh drawn the ire of a lot of players including george kittle who uh dropped
01:26by the nfl network which i don't know is espn or nfl network anymore i can't keep up but uh he was on
01:32their set and uh he's very upset about this here was the 49ers tight end but yeah man i mean the goal
01:38of course is being in levi's uh you know beginning 2026 that's always the goal sure george hello friend
01:43how are you i honestly just came up here to air a grievance oh our team had a memo today that
01:47smelling salts and ammonia packets were made illegal in the nfl wow and i've been distraught all day
01:52illegal yeah he even said he's not practicing anymore i considered retirement yeah wow for george
02:00kittle yeah so we got to figure out middle ground here guys somebody help me out somebody come up with
02:04good ideas on you airing of grievances yeah that's all i had to get out there i'll get that off is it is
02:09it every before every every drive is a i'm in every i'm in every drive in between every play
02:16it feels like the energy's still out here though no no definitely definitely but i missed those
02:24already they have not a lot of practice no no we don't have them okay all right just checking that's
02:28right that that was my only grievance but besides that you guys look fabulous friends it's all yours
02:31thank you we'll do our best to help you out with that man you did great buddy yep uh well that's
02:36that's an unfortunate development yeah i didn't know that you know i didn't get the memo it just
02:39came out this morning and obviously he's very distraught over it yeah um yeah wow all right um
02:45um well leroy i'm gonna start off with you where are your rats with george kittles upset because the
02:51league is banning smelling salts i'm i'm rats on the ship i could see it like what what what
02:57what have we determined that smelling salts are dangerous
03:05it just seems like something that randomly came out without you know anybody saying oh this is
03:15harmful or whatever if it's harmful which i doubt smelling salts been in football since the beginning
03:22of football right then that's fine number one go len wouldn't let us do smelling salts on the air
03:29yeah come on let us do smelling salts you're just being banned everywhere let's have some smelling
03:37salt see what you did lynn you got it banned in the nfl now the nfl can't do smelling salts and now
03:42nobody can smell salt they can lick salt they can listen yes off the glass licking that salt lick gave me the
03:53bubble guts
03:54save that um yeah i'm rats off a ship i feel like it's the nfl rats off a ship let them smell some salts
04:05you know you need to you need to wake somebody up for a drive somebody said it it it masks some signs
04:12of concussions oh it does really yeah no duh that's the whole point to get duh
04:19get a little wake up you went after you went night night was the first thing they do
04:27i'm back i'm back baby i'm back i don't think i've ever did that when i got concussed i rather
04:34smelling salt than um colombian powder
04:37i mean somebody needs to get up so you know the fda has warned the companies that produce
04:47commercially available ammonia inhalants as well as consumers decide the lack of evidence supporting
04:51the safety or efficiency of ammonia inhalants marketed for improving mental alertness or boosting energy
04:57the fda noted potential negative effects from their use the nfl head neck and spine committee is
05:04also concerned that inhalants uh have potential to mask certain neurologic signs and symptoms including
05:10some potential signs of a concussion isn't that why they're there can i can i just say this
05:15when you see a guy concussed
05:18and him hit the smelling salts it never helps well let me ask you know you know he's concussed can i can
05:27i be uh can i ask a question here sure what what is the consequence if you do do smelling salts
05:34are you gonna be fine are you i mean they said there's some i don't i don't know what they they
05:40said in the in the clip can they test for that no i don't know you know guys would be huddled up in
05:47the corner let me hit that there we go oh oh or do it in the locker room got those demon eyes
05:54i i don't like i've i've never been a smelling salts guy so just cut our response yeah he says no
06:05but i just i i just no i that's not my thing i i have done it right but not not like no
06:18dude you get knocked out there ain't nothing in the world that's gonna help you be less unknocked
06:24right you don't need when you see somebody out there sucking their thumb or ordering a check
06:32like you think smelling salts gonna fix that ordering a what ordering a what okay you don't
06:37remember you don't remember check please
06:40you think you think you think if you gave him smelling salts he gonna like realize he's not the
06:50restaurant no you know uh by the way that's funny because you know he loves mcdonald's so
06:55what is he asking a check for mcdonald's i don't know dude dade's house and zach sealer puts smelling
07:01salts in his eggs for breakfast oh yeah you know what it's mostly it's mostly linemen linebackers
07:10right intangibles no no i've seen i've seen non-intangibles do it um but i like remember when
07:19they caught adam gaze doing it as the jets coach he was high as a kite but yeah like it doesn't
07:28well i don't know what was going on in the offices down here we know what happened with one of his
07:32coaches i don't i don't know who else like he just went into his lunchbox and brought it to new york
07:37and was ready for the press conference because that man's eyes were dilated all right guys we got
07:43uh you know we got jay cutler quarterback today so anybody else need some uh some some snow to get
07:50through this week oh they said they're they're banning the teams from providing them now the guys
07:59can bring their own oh great yeah that's exactly what you want i got i got smelling salts uh in a jar
08:06you just open it up uh jennifer where do you land on smelling salt man
08:14kind of impartial to it but rats off a ship because len didn't let us do it
08:21glad
08:24i'm off the ship i'm off the ship you know that's messed up let us let let them have their smelling
08:32salt bro yep let them have their smelling salt uh what's number two jennifer well for a certain
08:40period of time we saw a lot of throwing things on stage with artists at concerts oh yeah we got the
08:48wmba now we have the wmba people are throwing toys at the court yes yeah pink it was last night
08:59it was pink i thought it's been neon green one the first one was neon green the second one was
09:04fluorescent pink look you want to know something the fact that we're going through shades i feel
09:09like it i'm rats off the ship yeah seriously what are you guys doing what are we doing sneaking this
09:14past security second of all didn't somebody already get arrested by this this is worth going to jail
09:19somebody found you to get arrested for throwing me i just say i just think like can they just play
09:25some basketball what are we what are we doing i don't need extra balls on the court how about that
09:31i mean what what are we doing like is is that first of all let's think of it this way
09:38you paid money to go watch a sport just so you could do that
09:45you need like and and you ain't you ain't getting the cheap tickets because you got to be close
09:50unless you got a great arm i don't know you think you have a toy josh allen just winging that thing
10:01that's what i need to know who's flinging that thing who's slinging it because you're slinging it
10:05from afar you got an arm she's got an arm he or she's got an arm how you think a woman's throwing
10:12that out there you think it's not well a man has been arrested i think it's a man okay so all right
10:17like why would a woman do that at a w nba game why would a woman do anything to diminish
10:26their sport or something that you know what i mean like i can't see a woman doing that i can see a
10:34woman doing that sophie cunningham she said four days ago stop throwing toys on the court you're going
10:43to hurt one of us last night she got hit with one and she commented and said this did not age well
10:51i love you by the way she's funny oh my god rats off a ship leroy
10:59rats off a ship like it's like come on first of all if you're gonna spend your money to go to a game
11:05and i've been a part of this right i've been a part of people going to the game not for the game so
11:13when the team was moving people bought tickets just to go and boo us for a whole game and they weren't
11:19booing us they were booing the owner who was not there so like yeah i i i get it um but it's a little bit
11:29different like you go in there to throw toys on the like come on man like that like those people
11:35need to be banned they they really do because it's just unnecessary jennifer this isn't something we
11:43should even be mentioning or saying it's disrespectful and demeaning and i'm super rats off a ship
11:49i mean you shouldn't be throwing things on on the court some rats off the ship on that but
12:05the petty and vlad thinks it's kind of funny though that they're just throwing
12:10sexual objects on the court that's just it's just a start and now i mean let's think about this what
12:16about what about landing so close to like the players or on the play okay how about this how
12:21did you feel about how did you feel about fans throwing syringes at barry bonds i thought it was
12:28funny he was getting caught i mean he was being rumored he never was caught he never was caught
12:35but he was being rumored he was never caught so i don't mind if that's a rumor i don't have a problem
12:40with that but you shouldn't throw objects on the court or on the field but if it's funny
12:47i might not see no what's gonna happen when there's a duane deadman situation when somebody
12:52nearly gets hit really hurt by it some things can go too far duane deadman almost took somebody out
12:57with a massage gun he did oh i heard about that oh well you know people gotta learn sometimes just
13:04make an example up what's number three jennifer
13:09jaime haquez and his tummy issues wait all right so jaime haquez was on cam brink's podcast
13:17and uh he was explaining his his story of love now we know that jaime haquez jr this year
13:26missed multiple games due to bubble guts and spoke even revealed after the season
13:33there were more incidents that we didn't even know about so jaime was telling a story
13:39and we learned on the night that he met his significant other he had bubble guts he had
13:45another issue well i don't know if it was he drank too much but he said that he had to stop
13:50all uh interaction immediately story but i guess it's like the first time the public's hearing the story
13:54um so i met her in new york on draft night um i was you know having the time of my life you know just
14:01my dream came true um and i bump into her and like literally bump in like straight out of a movie
14:07and we start talking and chatting um and then you know as the night progresses we're having a good
14:12time we're talking gonna know each other and i'm like you know let's get out of here like let's go
14:16get some pizza or something she's like okay let's go i'm getting the uber uh and as soon as i got in
14:20the uber and the loud music and the lights stopped going i realized oh wow like i can't go get a pizza
14:26i need to go home and she was like what do you mean i was like i am not okay like please take me
14:30home and so yeah i mean as you can tell i'm having a great night i'm like i can't make it a pizza like
14:37please like i'm telling you right now and then she's like wait like what do you mean like you're
14:39taking to your hotel like who are you like i don't even know you i was like like if you can please
14:42just take me home so she ends up taking me to my hotel and um she takes me out to my room my
14:47brother's asleep he's like what is going on and i make a beeline straight to the bathroom and you guys can
14:52put the story together from there i ended up dying uh i ended up dying and she's like what the hell
14:57and then our boy justin comes into the room he's like what is going on like what's happening and he
15:03you know he just sees me in the bathroom i'm laying on the floor like um it was a good night i had a
15:07great time but that's how we ended up the first time we met so justin ended up getting her number
15:11he's like i gotta she's like i gotta leave like i don't know who this guy is like thanks but no thanks
15:15i'm like all right cool wow hey hey oh man she's definitely let me tell you something he he pulled
15:24the leroy but he shared why he had to go home go to the right i just left yeah but i mean you just left
15:35you left that person at a restaurant no he was with her the entire time so here's what's there so um
15:43girl i was dating it was me her one of her friends whatever we was all having a good time and earlier
15:49i had an upset stomach so she gave me some tums but them tom's tastes like candy so i was eating them
15:54like tic tacs right just chewing them like the chewables we get to the club have a couple of drinks
16:00and i'm like oh look around i'm like i i gave gave them a hundred dollars and i'm like i'll be back
16:10i drove all the way from full order beach to weston and then drove back and when i got back
16:18she was like you went home didn't you say yes i did but everybody like yeah gotta do what you gotta
16:25do dade south says he needs parlosek as a as a sponsor he needs something i don't yeah he he's got
16:32he got that crowder bubble cuts talking to a girl first of all you don't promise a girl in new york
16:41a slice of pizza and at late night and not get it a slice of pizza my biggest my biggest issue is
16:48right then of all that like he he said once the music stopped he got bubble guts
16:55like the music made you not have maybe maybe the bass was too heavy my biggest issue is when
17:04it was over yeah when it stopped he was like whoop yeah well my biggest issue is this is a recurring
17:10incident what the hell is going on with this stomach of his i'm rats off a ship we need to get a hold of
17:15this and for the miami heat isn't he mexican yes yes yes that's highly unlikely for a mexican to get
17:21the bubble guts i don't know i don't know they live on jalapenos and hot stuff and spicy and uh
17:27okay you know what i'm saying like their food is just very conducive to bubble guts he should have
17:35immunity like listen first well first look they can have a strong stomach but you know what sometimes
17:42when you gotta go you gotta go no like let me tell you something where i'm from where i'm from
17:47we can eat rocks it ain't gonna be from food this is too much if there's too many there's too many
17:53occurrences with this happening this should have been controlled a long time i thought this was a
17:57one season thing this goes back to to year one it goes back to rookie to draft night that's what it
18:04goes back to this is ridiculous so that means he gets nervous and bubble gutsy um when he's excited
18:10oh no hold on hold on hold on we're not using that term bubble gutsy
18:14don't make it cute i think it's all right i'm gonna try that with big spoon big spoon we gotta go
18:24home why i'm feeling a little bubble gutsy right now she's like oh she's gonna know when you say
18:29bubble gutsy listen she already know like what's up i say let's go she's like are we leaving because
18:39you bored are we leaving because yeah let's go so are you rats off a ship on time on hymie's tummy
18:46yeah i'm rats off a ship i think the rats are the rats are like out of hymie's uh tummy man jennifer
18:56i'm rats off a ship cute story and everything but no fix it fix it dude blad yeah man i mean you can't
19:05have the nasty bubble guts man i can't trust you in uh tight situations man you you might you might
19:10crap all over the place by the way what was he wearing if you got the bubble guts and you lying
19:15on the ground that suit that imagine a suit yeah like come on what we doing here no hey dude hold on
19:22hold on hold on hold on hold on yeah you ever had the bubble gut so bad that you're going to
19:30bathroom and just get naked yes no no no no you stop praying oh dude
19:40you got some toilet way brown hey you pat down oh lord oh it's the sweatiest
19:50it's my favorite story of you by far hey do you think you've done
20:00the second part comes out oh it's like five times
20:08take two showers yeah yeah that's that's when you know it's bad you got the bad bubble guts that
20:14when you finally done after laying on the floor flushing three times wiping twice right you say
20:21i gotta take a shower oh my goodness yeah yes yeah you got to you praying right and you don't
20:29even know why like some people it happens because they drink too much i'll never drink again god
20:34please god drink again if you just save me every time i had to go in public okay and one time me
20:44and my dad went to cleveland we went to a football game then i went to my favorite restaurant it
20:49had been years since i've been there every time i would go there i get this thing called shrimp
20:54putinets is a linguine hold on it's linguine with spicy cheese and shrimp but it's it's spicy right
21:05but it's a lot of cheese and a lot and i ate that and we was heading back to the hotel
21:10um and and i was like i'll be back and this was uh we pulled into a parking lot
21:17of another hotel on the way to our hotel and um i went into the hotel bathroom
21:24this was uh running he was like what happened
21:28this was the uh jaime suit in question
21:34so you're wearing a tan suit and you can't wait hey not for nothing camouflage
21:41not for nothing he kind of looked like he got the bubble got stare
21:44he looks petrified he looks terrified like uh-oh no you know what i look is
21:51leeway that's the first part like oh that's that uh-oh look like
21:54that's the look he gave her on the way to the pizza
21:57yeah his bubble his stomach just gave him those first sign like uh-oh
22:00hell we wish you the best time hey try and get a hold of this thing going into the season huh
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