In hopes of not fully spiraling, Leroy eats a cheesecake to keep his spirits high... That lasted about two seconds when hearing the "good news" from Mike McDaniel... Leroy blows a gasket.
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00:11People are frustrated.
00:14Mike McDaniel.
00:16He did have good news for everybody.
00:21Here's what he had to say.
00:23You know, I would say the good news and the positive is I don't I don't see how it could be worse.
00:31And I also believe in, you know, the coaches and players to get it fixed because it wasn't, you know, it's just a shame.
00:39It's you you work behind the scenes for months on end and you don't show any of it.
00:45It's frustrating, but that can be a good thing.
00:47And that's what I saw from the positive.
00:49I also you could tell as frustrating as it was, the team didn't splinter and the effort still remained.
01:01There's things there, but overall, I'm not trying to, you know, paint a glossy, glossy, I'll call it what it is.
01:14It wasn't, you know, embarrassing, but not anything that paying fans sign up for.
01:21Yeah.
01:21Yeah.
01:22Yeah.
01:22No kidding, dude.
01:23Yeah.
01:23No kidding.
01:23I'm sorry, bro.
01:25When you got to start when you answering questions and you got to say we're not splintering, you're splintering because nobody, nobody asked you that.
01:34You know who splintered, Vlad?
01:35We're splintered.
01:36Yes, I understand.
01:37We've splintered off because you've been sitting here and you want to know something?
01:41Leroy's been doing such an eloquent job today, trying to give you advice to fix your horse's ass offense.
01:47Yeah, he's done a great job.
01:48But let me tell you something.
01:49Let me break it down for you here.
01:51Mick Cochin.
01:53Fix it.
01:54That's what we want.
01:56You go out there.
01:57You do your funny little dance.
01:59You say your things with your funny little glasses on.
02:01You're making jokey jokes to Dan Marino.
02:03What we want you to do, extension, Mike McDaniel.
02:08What I want you to do, guru, is fix it.
02:13Because the only reason we liked you in the first place was not because of your quirky little press conferences.
02:19I want bombs.
02:20That's why I was having fun.
02:22Because you were putting up 70.
02:24And now you have the audacity to tell me, it's just a shame.
02:28We prepared so much to do it.
02:30You guys didn't see it.
02:31Hey, you want to know something?
02:32And obviously you didn't prepare enough.
02:35Because you had this whole cam talking about, we're going to be tough.
02:39It's going to be different.
02:40It's going to be this.
02:41It's going to be that.
02:43None of it's happened, Leroy.
02:45You want to know why?
02:53Because he hasn't fixed it, dude.
02:55That's why.
02:56You promised me you were going to fix it.
02:58You told me it was going to be fixed.
03:00And it's more broken than ever.
03:02And you have the audacity to say, it can't get worse.
03:06Really, dude?
03:06Well, by my count, in about 10 days, I think it can be.
03:14Because you have an absolute rhinoceros coming in at quarterback from Buffalo.
03:18And trust me when I tell you, it can get worse.
03:22So don't have the gall to tell people, the good news is it can't get worse.
03:28Are you kidding me?
03:29We got three offensive guys hurt and banged up.
03:33And they only played 29 plays.
03:36Crazy.
03:39Dude, I just, I like, not for nothing.
03:42They made Leroy, yo, he made Leroy sad.
03:44Like, did you see Leroy?
03:45He's depressed.
03:46Yeah, it's not, it's not.
03:48Listen, here's why, here's why I'm annoyed by this.
03:54I shouldn't not be able to watch a game and sit on my couch and say, here's how I would
04:02adjust to defeat that.
04:05And the guy who you paying all that money to hasn't figured it out.
04:08Is that, is that okay to say?
04:11Yeah.
04:12Right?
04:12Like, for example, if me and Tobin are doing a show, right?
04:19You should not expect Tobin to know more football than me.
04:24Nor should you expect me to know more about the fight game than Tobin.
04:31It's just, that's the way it is.
04:33So, if I know, if I'm explaining football to you in this way, and I've simplified, I haven't
04:41even made it complicated.
04:43What do you think the head coach and the offensive guru should be doing?
04:48That's what I'm frustrated about.
04:50And how many gurus do you need?
04:52You bring in all these people.
04:54Your little, your little, your little frat pack there.
04:57Slowick and Frank Smith.
04:59Oh, Frank tells me this tight end is going to be great.
05:02The guy had a recording deal last year.
05:05Get the hell out of here.
05:06That was your solution at tight end?
05:08Don't you have to win to be a guru?
05:11He was one everywhere else.
05:14Not calling plays, he wasn't.
05:16Yeah.
05:17That was Shanahan.
05:19Sitting there just, you know, saying.
05:20I would just, I would just say that I told you, Tobin, that if I saw,
05:36a sweep, or a bubble screen, I was going to lose my mind.
05:41Yep.
05:42I have extended that to also include the deep square in with eight of the
05:5011 guys in the middle of the field.
05:52Nice.
05:53Because, like, if, wait, now, listen.
05:57Listen, I'm going to say this, and this is not a knock on the person I'm
06:03getting ready to say this about.
06:06X ain't no damn offense guru.
06:09Xavier Howard?
06:10Yeah.
06:11If he could figure it out, you ain't doing something right.
06:15Because you should always be one step ahead of a defensive player.
06:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
06:19If he could figure this out, and he hasn't played in two years.
06:23Right.
06:23Your offense has not adjusted in the two years that he hasn't played.
06:29Because he would know your offense very well since he played defense.
06:32He was defensive back of your team.
06:34So, he would know from training camp and practices.
06:36So, being the fact that they signed him, what, two weeks before the game?
06:41And he was able to tell them everything that was about to happen?
06:44And if you really look at that game, it looked like the Colts knew exactly
06:48what the Dolphins were going to do.
06:49Wait, their play calls, their adjustments, their audibles, all of that.
06:54There was no adjustments.
06:56When was the last time you saw two an audible?
06:59He doesn't.
07:01Okay?
07:02So, listen.
07:03As much as I say defenses are dumb, right?
07:08If you only give them one thing to think about, they can fix that.
07:11I wish you would stop saying that, though.
07:12It's just not very nice.
07:13What?
07:14Just that defenses are dumb.
07:15It's just not polite.
07:16They are.
07:17You know why?
07:18You know why?
07:20Because they're the only positions in sports that think it make them look smart
07:28if they yell which way you're going.
07:30Yeah, well, how about that?
07:31They're the only people in sports, right, that if you run the same play three times,
07:41they can cover it.
07:43But if you deviate from that, they seem lost.
07:46But they see what happens.
07:49Yeah, but how about when Tua had to yell at his team to get in the right place?
07:53I'm just saying.
07:54I was like, oh, my God.
07:55Like, we're still – we're still – can't we just tell you something?
07:57No, that – listen.
07:58Are we still doing this?
07:59Wait, from the offensive side of the ball, every team, that happens every game.
08:05Does it?
08:05That's not – yeah.
08:07Don't let it happen down 30.
08:09But it just happens.
08:10Like, sometimes you'll go out and line up.
08:12It's so frustrating, though, dude.
08:13Because when you hear the play call, to be honest with you, some of the plays are really wordy.
08:19And when you listen to the play, you sometimes forget the formation.
08:22I'll tell you one thing.
08:22That's not – that's not – that's not an indication of how bad you are.
08:27It's not an indication of how good they are.
08:29And let me tell you something, Mike.
08:31You say it can't get worse?
08:33Let me tell you your one saving grace with that game.
08:36It was on the road.
08:38And I'd hate to see what the fan reaction is going to be like today if you put up another clunker like that.
08:43Because I got to imagine, my friend, this fan base is coming in heated for this game.
08:48So, first possession is very critical for the Dolphins.
08:51Oh, yeah.
08:52And, wait a minute.
08:54I'm talking about this.
08:55I got another one.
08:57Another one for you.
09:00Besides, the adjustment to their offense is having Alex Ingo run the crossing route.
09:07We ain't going to even talk about that.
09:09I just don't understand why they –
09:10But you ever notice the squaring always comes from left to right?
09:14Yep.
09:15Yeah.
09:17I shouldn't be noticing that!
09:21Don't if I can watch a game and point out – I shouldn't be noticing that!
09:27I always watch the game and say, ooh, this is what I think they're going to do.
09:31Let me see what the adjustment is.
09:32And they run the same damn thing?
09:34Are you sure you're just not advanced?
09:37You're not AI?
09:39You sure?
09:41You're saying Lou Anarumo is going to notice that going in?
09:45X noticed it, by the way.
09:47Wait.
09:47Wait.
09:48Because here.
09:49Let me explain something to you.
09:50When you do zone blitz, right?
09:54The guy who's blitzing, which is the DBs, and you drop one of those fat linemen off,
10:00when you practice it in practice, you put a parking cone.
10:05And you tell him, go to the parking cone!
10:07You don't tell him to cover anybody!
10:11Where do you want me to drop back?
10:13Drop back to this area right here!
10:15You ain't got to adjust.
10:16You ain't got to do nothing.
10:17He's going to throw it right to you!
10:18So when the fat ass rush in, drops back to the parking cone, and you throw it to him,
10:25you know what's better than a sack for a big man?
10:29A pick!
10:3020 yards down the field!
10:34Not me.
10:35He ain't even supposed to be there!
10:37No, did you see his face?
10:38His face was going right to the camera, like he wanted to smoke with the camera.
10:42We need to get Leroy Cam during the game.
10:46Oh, a camcord?
10:47Like a camera?
10:48A Leroy Cam?
10:48Yeah, a Leroy Cam.
10:50Dude.
10:51Nah, what would Socrates say to that?
10:53Socrates would say, you dump the box of rocks.
10:58Socrates would say, don't use, take my name out your mouth!
11:03We ain't on the same level!
11:05Wow.
11:06Yo.
11:06What would Socrates say to that?
11:07Daniel has upset Leroy.
11:10I've never seen this.
11:11Here's why.
11:12Here's why I'm upset with Mike McDaniel.
11:15Because I know he's better than this!
11:18Yeah, are we sure?
11:20We may think that he is.
11:21I don't know.
11:24You know, I anticipated this.
11:27Here comes the crossing route!
11:28Uh-oh!
11:31Fat-ass Russian is in the way!
11:33I wonder how they figured that out!
11:35Because I've been running the same stuff for three years!
11:39That's not Mike McDaniel's way.
11:40Change it up!
11:41Run the crossing route from right to left!
11:43See where I lost it.
11:45Dude!
11:46Am I wrong?
11:46Am I lying?
11:47You're not lying, but...
11:48Okay!
11:49But you're usually the calm.
11:52Tobin's usually...
11:53Because I'm just...
11:55Because you know why I'm here.
11:57You know why I can usually be calm?
12:00Let me tell you why.
12:02Because in some cases, Tobin lucks up on being right, but he don't really know why he's right.
12:09And in my mind, in my mind, I'm breaking it all down.
12:13No, but I know things.
12:16Don't say that.
12:17I don't luck into it.
12:18Dude.
12:20I'm a big snack time guy.
12:23Oh, I'm going to go get me a piece of cheesecake in this next break.
12:27Yo.
12:27Guys, I'm just telling you, dude.
12:30I am...
12:30Look, I just want to know why they keep on going sideways.
12:33Like, De'Anne Jones, North and South.
12:35They're always throwing sideways.
12:36Dude, let me tell you something.
12:41Tyreek Hill and Jalen Water are the smallest two guys on the field.
12:44Why are they blocking for each other?
12:49You got 1,000...
12:52You got 1,200, 1,300 pounds of beef in between the hash marks.
12:59And your solution is, let's put Alex Ingold in to catch a ball and have Tyreek and Waddle block for it.
13:08Figure that out.
13:10Ergo, what do you want him to tell him to do?
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