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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a police officer who was recorded while driving with his rifle on top of his cruiser. This leads to an outrageous conversation about whether or not Dave is a height supremacist!
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00:00What are you up to now, Chuck?
00:01Well, the new five-hour energy holiday flavors have got me in the spirit,
00:05so I'm decorating the studio!
00:08Oh, I see. So Thanksgiving, Cranberry Lime, Christmas is the gingerbread snap,
00:12but what about Halloween?
00:23Um, this...
00:25Well, people thought this would be me as a cop.
00:28Oh.
00:29Leaving my gun on top of the patrol vehicle.
00:31Oh, boy.
00:32But it actually is a different kind of story. It did happen.
00:36Um, allegedly a local Des Moines police department officer
00:43was caught driving with a large firearm.
00:45Yeah.
00:46On top of the patrol vehicle.
00:48Uh-oh.
00:49Here's a little taste of the lady who was driving behind the police officer who stopped him to let him know.
00:56Well, let's see. I don't need to hear the music.
01:00So she, larger lady, lets him know, hey, you've got a...
01:04Yeah.
01:05You've got a...
01:05Well, heavens to Betsy!
01:08That is!
01:09You've driven off with your gun on top of your vehicle.
01:12Uh, I'll have to confiscate your phones.
01:16You feel so stupid, huh?
01:18So the police chief, after this went viral, got into it, called the incident a serious mistake,
01:22said the officer seen in the video actually was not at fault.
01:27The rifle had been left on the vehicle by the cop who used the car before him.
01:33That's who did it.
01:34Oh.
01:35So he drove around with it.
01:36At shift chains, an officer was offloading his equipment, set his rifle on top of the car,
01:40and then left it there by mistake.
01:43The next officer came in, checked that car out, but didn't notice the rifle on the roof and drove away.
01:49Well, like if Dave put something somewhere, you know, and then I walked by, there's a chance that
01:54Dave has put something so high that for him, he sees it and it's no big deal.
01:58But for me, I, I, I would never see it.
02:02You're right.
02:03You know?
02:03Because there's probably some, some cars that are high enough that I can't see the top of.
02:07Yeah, for sure.
02:08Like my Jeep, I don't see the top of.
02:09If you didn't climb up on your little ladder to get in, you'd never notice it.
02:11Yeah, of course.
02:12I need my little stool.
02:13There's lockers here that I always like, if I'm going to the bathroom or something,
02:16I'll put my water jug on top of, no one would ever see it up there.
02:19I literally, it's like seven feet high.
02:22Oh, wow.
02:22No.
02:23I didn't even know it had access up there.
02:25Well, yeah, you can set stuff on top of those lockers.
02:27Not me.
02:27I can't.
02:29But yeah, if I put my gun up there, no one would have known but me.
02:35Dave always likes to show off his height dominance.
02:37He does.
02:37Leaves water bottles up high.
02:39That's not what I'm doing.
02:40That's what he does.
02:41I'm literally, I don't want to leave it on the ground.
02:43It's like, you know what, guys, I'm just going to-
02:46You're just such a jerk.
02:47I hope you guys don't mind where I have to leave my water bottles.
02:51You're ridiculous.
02:52That's where I put it.
02:53That's what I'm doing.
02:53My height dominance.
02:54Six to five.
02:55Showing off my height dominance.
02:56Hold on a second, guys.
02:58Whip out my height for you to look at.
02:59Chuck, can you go get my water?
03:01Oh, yeah.
03:01Hold on a second, Dave.
03:02Doug, you're going to fall.
03:03Don't fall.
03:04Don't fall.
03:04Don't fall.
03:05Oh, my God.
03:06You're going to die.
03:06This is how he dies.
03:07This is where the show ends.
03:08Oh, I got it though.
03:09Chuck falls off the chair and dies.
03:10I needed that chair to get it.
03:12Thank you, Dave.
03:14Thanks for putting it there where it was real easy for me to grab.
03:18Oh, was that not easy for you?
03:22Is that where you asked me to look for your water bottle the other day?
03:25Yeah.
03:25Is that where it was?
03:26No.
03:27He did it.
03:28He did it to you.
03:29The psychology.
03:30The psychology.
03:31Send me a text after the show like, yeah, I can't find my water bottle.
03:34I might have left it.
03:35That's where it was?
03:36How did you expect me to find it there?
03:38That's height dominance.
03:40Oh, that's a text.
03:41That's where it was.
03:42That is not what I was doing.
03:44Where was it?
03:45Where was your water bottle?
03:46On top of the lockers.
03:47On top of the lockers where I never would have been able to see it because I'm too dainty
03:51of a man.
03:51He didn't find it.
03:52Of course he couldn't.
03:53I'm like, I know why you couldn't find it because you're too short.
03:56Oh, my God.
03:58That's not why I did it.
03:59Height domination.
04:02Wow.
04:02Wow.
04:03HR, if we had one.
04:05You're ridiculous.
04:06Where can I put my water bottle that Jason will never see?
04:08But then they're like, no, I swear to God, it's in the hallway somewhere.
04:13Why don't you go look?
04:13You sure you didn't find it?
04:15You didn't find it, huh?
04:16It was right there the whole time.
04:17Maybe you should have got on a ladder.
04:18Did I say that to you?
04:20No.
04:21You didn't.
04:22But you thought it.
04:23If he was just a little taller, you would have found it.
04:26Seven feet up.
04:28I forgot I put it there.
04:30Anyways.
04:31I just connected some dots here.
04:34That's all.
04:34It's like, wow.
04:35It's all making sense to me.
04:36I didn't know any of this took place.
04:38It's all making sense to me now.
04:39Dave's leaving drinks up high.
04:40Oh, way up high.
04:41And then sending short people to find them.
04:43You didn't see it, huh?
04:45You dainty man.
04:46Yeah.
04:48Oh, you need a little burst.
04:48Where's your case of water?
04:49You could have pulled that out and stepped on it.
04:52You would have needed one.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Height dominance.
04:55Height dominance.
04:56You did.
04:57You came in here and touched that CD rack like it was nothing and gave me a little.
05:00So, yep.
05:03People are calling me a height supremacist.
05:06You are.
05:07I am not a height supremacist.
05:08No, I think you are.
05:09Short kings.
05:10We need to revolt.
05:11Yeah.
05:13He's 6'5", you know.
05:14Yeah, I do know.
05:15I'm sorry.
05:16I've heard something about it.
05:17I can't help it.
05:18I've heard something about that.
05:19He needs a really big car because he can't fit in any other.
05:22That's right.
05:22Have you heard that?
05:23He needs extra leg room on the plane because he can't put his legs up.
05:25And yet he's like, did you get your little toadstool out there, Chuck, to jump in your Jeep?
05:29Dave is.
05:29He's tall.
05:30You get your toadstool out?
05:32He gets asked all the time at the grocery store to help people get stuff on the top shelf.
05:36Height dominance.
05:38Height supremacist.
05:40Height supremacist might be my funny.
05:42That might be the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.
05:46Height supremacist.
05:46What are you trying to do?
05:50Just let me know when you're done.
05:51I'm just checking stuff out here.
05:53Let me know when you're finished.
05:55Let's check and see what else we need.
05:57Well, you have said that it's not the best all the time.
06:03Oh, now you finally broke.
06:04My mic stopped working.
06:06It did?
06:06Yeah, well.
06:07That's good.
06:09I think everyone...
06:09That's it, everybody.
06:11We're going home.
06:12Show's over.
06:13Show's over.
06:16Dave Duke over here.
06:17Well, now.
06:19Now that's too much.
06:21Now that's too far.
06:21Height supremacist.
06:22Height supremacist.
06:23It was not a height supremacist.
06:26Let's not be crazy.
06:27No, no.
06:30No.
06:33I didn't...
06:34Oh, my God.
06:35I didn't say that either.
06:36Oh, my God.
06:38Nope.
06:39Oh, my God.
06:43It's okay.
06:44Read it.
06:45It says sorry.
06:47Oh, my God.
06:51It's so sorry.
06:52If you don't get a shirt made, this is height supremacist now.
06:56I mean, I don't even know what to say.
06:59Dave on to height supremacist.
06:59I'm going to wear that around.
07:00Right.
07:01Are you kidding me?
07:02What does that say?
07:03Oh, height supremacist.
07:04Why was Dave shot at the gas station?
07:06He's a height supremacist.
07:07Oh, my gosh.
07:08Oh, my gosh.
07:10Don't.
07:10What?
07:12Don't.
07:13That was just for him.
07:15Don't.
07:16Oh, but it's perfect.
07:18Don't do that.
07:19It's perfect.
07:20Yeah.
07:20It'd be a different...
07:22It'd be like...
07:23Right?
07:23Perfect.
07:24It's a symbol, but it's like up high.
07:26I was like, look at that up there.
07:27Oh, my God.
07:28Look at that up there.
07:29Height supremacist.
07:29No, no, no.
07:29Thank you, man.
07:30It's a height supremacist symbol.
07:32Too far.
07:32It's a height supremacist symbol.
07:34Absolutely insane.
07:36You put your hand out.
07:37You put your hand out upside down.
07:39Can you reach?
07:41Can you reach that height supremacist symbol?
07:45Oh, my God.
07:47This is the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life.
07:52Hey, I'll get that for you.
07:55Let me get that.
07:57Oh, this one?
07:59Elon, stop doing that.
08:00That's great.
08:01What?
08:01I didn't say that.
08:02Who said?
08:03I'm a height supremacist.
08:04Oh, this text just came in.
08:05Height power.
08:12Exactly.
08:13That's exactly what we're talking about.
08:16Height power.
08:20That's what the shirt could say on the back.
08:24It says height supremacist on the front and height power on the back.
08:27And then there's a guy holding his hand upside down.
08:32Outstretched, obviously.
08:33Outstretched and kind of high up.
08:36If you've got height in your heart, let it out.
08:42Oh, my God.
08:43I'm literally dying.
08:45Oh, I'm dying from laughter.
08:47Oh, this might be the funniest thing I've ever heard in my whole entire life.
08:50Oh, is it?
08:51Oh, my God.
08:53I just never knew I worked with a height supremacist.
08:56Okay.
08:56I mean, I really didn't.
08:58That's enough.
08:59Well, at least we know where your water will be.
09:00Oh, my God.
09:00I just thought of something even more insane.
09:03Oh, I can't.
09:04I don't even think I can say it.
09:05Don't.
09:05Just keep it.
09:06Keep it all in there.
09:07Let it out.
09:08Keep it in.
09:09I haven't said anything.
09:16Anyways, when I get my Make America Tall Again hat on, I will.
09:22Yeah.
09:23Mata hat.
09:25Mata.
09:26That's my new movement.
09:28That's my new movement.
09:29The Mata movement.
09:30Game's a Mata.
09:31Make America Tall Again.
09:34Heil Heitler.
09:35Oh, my God.
09:37Oh, my God.
09:38That's it.
09:38That's what's in my head.
09:40I had to let it out.
09:41I had to let it out.
09:43I had to let it out.
09:44That is insane.
09:45It's terrible.
09:46It's terrible.
09:47Height.
09:49Listen, height is right.
09:50Height.
09:50Whether you choose to believe it or not.
09:52Height is right.
09:55Oh, everybody's texting in.
09:57Everybody's texting in.
10:01Lift that up.
10:02People want to join my group.
10:04Other tall men.
10:05Other tall men.
10:06Other tall men.
10:07Yeah, I'm not even allowed in.
10:08He's only six foot three.
10:09I don't know what would happen to us under his.
10:11You know, I can't even imagine what happens.
10:14They got good stuff.
10:15Like the third height.
10:19Apartheid.
10:21Okay.
10:22Okay, what has happened here?
10:27My God.
10:27This has become the most inappropriate segment.
10:30That's my favorite thing about comedy.
10:32Like honestly, my favorite single thing.
10:34That's it.
10:35It's like, get that.
10:38Rise up.
10:38Stand tall.
10:40Can you reach that?
10:42Tall lives matter.
10:43Okay.
10:45Yep.
10:46Yep.
10:47I'm telling you, man.
10:50That's incredible.
10:51That is incredible.
10:53You do one of those fancy American flags, but like the line is the very top line is red because it's the tallest part.
11:00Someone said, well, next thing you know, at work, you're going to have a heights only bathroom.
11:03Yep.
11:03I expect it pretty soon.
11:09It's okay.
11:09It's okay.
11:10E-Day, but now you're snorting.
11:12That's how funny this is.
11:13That's how funny it is.
11:14Sorry, heights only.
11:15It's literally.
11:16Tall, heights only.
11:17Yep.
11:17Oh, my God.
11:19People are insane.
11:20No, I mean, they're coming up with stuff I can't.
11:21Someone says, there's a six foot seven black man.
11:23I approve of this.
11:24Yes, of course.
11:26Of course he's in.
11:27Day-Day is the master of heights.
11:28Day-Day.
11:31Never forget the Tolokost.
11:34Oh, no.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:36No.
11:37Dear Lord.
11:38People are too good.
11:40Tolokost.
11:41The Tolokost.
11:42It's terrible.
11:43It's amazing.
11:44It's terrible.
11:45It's terrible.
11:48Oh, my Lord.
11:49Oh, my God.
11:50Dear God.
11:51Tall brothers are uniting, though.
11:53I will tell you.
11:53Reaching for something upside down is the craziest thing I've ever.
11:56You have to be six foot five or taller to be in.
11:59Oh, yeah.
11:59That's it.
12:00Yeah.
12:00You can't be in if you're six foot four.
12:02Oh, they'd probably let you in.
12:04You think?
12:04Yeah.
12:05I'm trying to think of when the cut.
12:07Would it be six?
12:09Six.
12:09It'd have to be six.
12:10Yeah, six foot three people want to join.
12:12Oh, six foot three, you're probably in.
12:14What do you say?
12:15Height power.
12:16Four.
12:17It's up to you.
12:18Who's allowed?
12:20Yeah, that's true.
12:21Everyone.
12:21You're writing your height comp over there.
12:24I don't know.
12:27Okay.
12:28That's enough.
12:28Okay.
12:28We're going to.
12:29That's real it is.
12:30Six million short kings.
12:32No.
12:32Stop it.
12:33All right.
12:33Stop it.
12:34Okay.
12:35That's enough.
12:35Stop it, Jason.
12:36That's enough.
12:37I'm allowed.
12:37I know you are, but what am I?
12:41I'm sending out my resume.
12:43Yeah.
12:44That's a smart idea anyway, Al.
12:47That's probably smart.
12:47Yeah, that's probably smart.
12:50Wow, man.
12:51Holy crap.
12:51You have to leave your water bottles up high, everyone in the group.
12:53So I.
12:54You saw where he keeps it.
12:55Okay.
12:56That's what started this whole thing.
12:57That's what started the whole thing.
12:58That's what started this whole thing.
13:00Height dominance.
13:01Height dominance.
13:01That's all I said.
13:02I know you did.
13:03That's all I said.
13:04I didn't say anything else other than height.
13:07Height, height.
13:08I didn't say any of that.
13:10I don't say that stuff.
13:11That's one of the craziest things.
13:13I don't say anything like that.
13:14It might be the funniest thing.
13:15Alisa, maybe you're not going to do a podcast when this is all done.
13:18Yeah.
13:18Yeah.
13:18Yeah.
13:19Yeah, maybe.
13:21Maybe we could do that.
13:21Oh, man.
13:24I can't even imagine.
13:30Can't even imagine the flags that we'll create.
13:32Okay.
13:32All right.
13:33That'll do it.
13:34There's a bunch of reaching hands.
13:35That'll do it.
13:35In a certain pattern.
13:37Boy.
13:39See.
13:40It's four of those.
13:41Too much.
13:41And it goes too far.
13:42It's four of those.
13:43Because you've got to reach.
13:45Right?
13:45So up.
13:48All right.
13:50That's it.
13:51That's the reason why I didn't go buy a new car.
13:56I'm holding off for some reason and keeping my car.
13:59Oh, man.
14:00That's probably why.
14:00That's probably smart.
14:01Yep.
14:03Probably smart.
14:04I hang on to it, I think.
14:06I mean, I don't know.
14:07I mean, this could really take off.
14:10People are crazy.
14:12No, I know.
14:13Watch out for the height stop.
14:15Yeah, it's going too far, huh?
14:20Yeah.
14:25Anyway, as we make America tall again.
14:29Stay with us for the Madam Movement.
14:31I'm scared.
14:34Not only are you the first to go.
14:35Probably the tallest.
14:36Probably the tallest guy I've seen.
14:39One of the tallest people I've ever seen in my life.
14:41He was tall.
14:43Very tall.
14:44Very, very tall.
14:45First time we've ever talked about politics.
14:48We'll be at this.
14:49Oh, boy.
14:50Day-day was tall.
14:55Tell them.
14:56Day-day was tall.
14:59Tall day-day was.
15:05Oh, shoot, you guys.
15:06Lot of five people on both sides.
15:09Short and tall.
15:10Tomorrow on the Lisa and Al show.
15:15Oh, boy.
15:19Probably, probably one of the tallest I've seen.
15:24Okay.
15:25Yep.
15:25That's it.
15:26Just a place to put my water bottle that it doesn't sit on the floor.
15:29Yep.
15:29And Jason, can you go find it?
15:31No, I can't.
15:32No, you can't.
15:33I could not see it.
15:34How long did you look for it?
15:36Maybe like 30 seconds.
15:38Yeah, not a lot.
15:39Well, that's good.
15:39But I'm glad you didn't put much time into it.
15:41It was in the bathroom.
15:42It wasn't in the bathroom, so.
15:43No.
15:44I never knew the top of the lockers was able to be reached.
15:49No one else did.
15:50Only someone else who would be in, you know, the third height.
15:55Okay.
15:56Yeah.
15:58We done?
15:59Can we go?
16:00I think we're done.
16:01I think we can move on to the next story.
16:03Sure.
16:04Can we?
16:05Yeah, what do you mean?
16:06Yep.
16:06Yeah, no, we're good.
16:07We're good, Dave.
16:09Anything you want.
16:10Whatever you want to do, you know?
16:11It's the day-day show.
16:14Day-day, lead the way.
16:16Oh, my God, Lise.
16:17Sorry.
16:18You're starting a lot of this.
16:19I know.
16:19I'm getting, I know.
16:20Oh, you're starting a lot of this.
16:21I know.
16:21I just keep, I start it, and then I sit back.
16:23Yeah.
16:24And then she's like, it wasn't me.
16:25You know what she is?
16:26It wasn't me.
16:27She's got, like, a real, like, a real long fire poker.
16:30Yeah.
16:30Oh, yeah.
16:31She's like, yeah.
16:33It's a day-day show.
16:34Yeah.
16:35It's a day-day show.
16:36She stops for a while and is, like, disgusted by everything.
16:38And then she's got one of those big, like, fireplace things where it's like, it's a big fire,
16:46isn't it?
16:47It's a big fire, isn't it?
16:49It's a big fire, isn't it?
16:49It's a big fire.
16:50It's a big fire, isn't it?
16:50I don't know why Chuck's had all those things.
16:52It's crazy.
16:53He's nuts.
16:54Have you thought about height dominance?
17:01The gross topo.
17:02I've seen all you.
17:05You're keeping it going.
17:06I just can't believe it.
17:07Yeah, they're coming up with stuff.
17:08They're coming up with stuff.
17:10It's people.
17:11It's people.
17:12It's their fault, definitely.
17:13It's people.
17:14Oh, man.
17:15I am not a height supremacist.
17:17I simply state stuff that happens in my life as a tall man.
17:20That's what they say.
17:21I don't think I'm better than people.
17:22Do short people scare me?
17:24Sometimes.
17:24Yes.
17:26Sometimes.
17:27Incredibly short people.
17:27Yes, they do.
17:28Not normal short people.
17:29You don't like Danny DeVito because he's short.
17:32He's a terrifying looking man.
17:34He's great.
17:35He's a terrifying looking man.
17:36He's so funny.
17:37He's so funny.
17:38No.
17:38No.
17:39You fell for it.
17:42I don't even want to know what his plans are for Danny DeVito.
17:46I really don't.
17:47No.
17:48I really don't.
17:48Oh, man.
17:51Well, my head's pounding right now.
17:53Oh, good.
17:54Good for you.
17:54Oh, my God.
17:55Suck on that.
17:57Yeah.
17:57I can't talk.
17:57I can't breathe.
17:58I'm just going to lie.
18:02Anyway.
18:03Oh, wow.
18:05That was wild.
18:06And there's no such thing as height privilege because it sucks.
18:09Height privilege?
18:10It sucks most of the time.
18:12You got height privilege, dude.
18:13You're cramped in seats.
18:14It's cramped.
18:15You've got leg problems and knees.
18:18That sounds just like someone with height privilege.
18:20That's exactly what a person would.
18:21So you're saying you need to take more room.
18:23Yeah, he does.
18:25Yeah, he does.
18:26Short people should move up.
18:28Get out of the way.
18:30Get out of the way.
18:32Anyway, Lisa, the crap starter over here.
18:36Pretending to be innocent.
18:37I knew she started the day off by pissing in my cornflakes.
18:41So I knew something was coming.
18:44Yep.
18:44I knew something was coming.
18:45Yep.
18:47She's punch drunk.
18:48She said she needed another coffee.
18:50I do.
18:51And then she's like, oh, boy.
18:53Hope nothing gets nuts when I say this.
18:56I don't know.
18:57High dominance, huh?
18:58If he's giving you that espresso now.
19:00No, probably not.
19:02I'll probably give you one.
19:04Probably not.
19:05They're really up high, too.
19:06So good luck getting them.
19:09I can't even imagine.
19:10Puts everything on high.
19:11All of us just trying to scramble to even try and reach them.
19:15I can't even try and reach them.
19:15I can't even try and reach them.
19:16I can't even try and reach them.
19:16I can't even try and reach them.
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