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Emmerdale 18th November 2025
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00:30That takes me back.
00:32Is it?
00:34Come if you want.
00:36Don't want an old coffee dodger like me there, do you?
00:39Nah, man.
00:41There's loads of pensioners going.
00:42There's Mac, Robert.
00:44If you want to come, come.
00:48Actually, yes.
00:50Yeah, I will do, top of it.
00:52What?
00:54In a bit.
00:55In a bit.
01:00I hope you're having a soft drink.
01:01Alcohol and your condition don't mix.
01:03As always.
01:04If you fancy it, I'm making my stew tonight.
01:08Charles is out and I would so enjoy your company.
01:11As I would yours.
01:13But I've got plans.
01:15No problem whatsoever.
01:17Enjoy yourself.
01:18I will.
01:19You're in a lot of trouble.
01:23Dad, God, you scared me.
01:25Not as much as you scared me these last few days.
01:27I'm sorry.
01:28Lucy's sister was ill and I didn't want to leave her chucking her guts up.
01:31Well, OK, but there's this thing called texting.
01:33Ask your grounder.
01:34He messaged me.
01:35You were back.
01:35Kate, sorry.
01:36Is that why you're mad at me?
01:38What?
01:38No.
01:38I'm not mad at you.
01:40I was just sad you missed Ivy's party.
01:42It wasn't the same without you.
01:43Well, I got her a present.
01:44I'll bring it round later, yeah?
01:46She'll love that.
01:48So I was the trip.
01:49I mean, did you see much of the uni or...?
01:50Yeah, it was all right.
01:52That's it?
01:52Just all right?
01:53Right, I'll bore you with the details later.
01:55Have you not got a job to be getting to?
01:56Yes, boss.
01:57I just came back from my top.
01:58I'll see you later.
02:02What's your dad said?
02:04He's just sad that I miss Ivy's birthday.
02:07Have you decided yet if you're going to tell him?
02:10April, if Marlon knew that Kathy had done something,
02:13like this, I would expect him to let me know.
02:15Because us parents, we're looking out for each other's kids.
02:18I know.
02:19But please just don't tell him.
02:22Don't you see, love?
02:23That's the problem.
02:24If you do something else, you might not be as lucky next time.
02:28I'm really, really sorry, but he deserves to know.
02:39That looked a little fraught.
02:41But let me guess, Grandpa won't keep quiet.
02:44He's going to tell my dad.
02:46Come.
02:46I am so tired of clearing up your mess.
02:49If it's not coppers, it's corpses.
02:51As I said, I'll deal with it.
02:54Show you how to finish a job properly.
02:56Please, can I have a lemonade and a cake, please?
03:05No, you can have a water and this.
03:09I need a wee.
03:10Of course you do.
03:11Well, be quick.
03:12You've got homework to do.
03:12Oh, you're a natural with him.
03:16Where did you get it from, your dad?
03:17Well, maybe my adoptive dad, but certainly not my biological one.
03:22Have you ever met him?
03:23No, I haven't.
03:24But I do know that Emma, my mum, had a drunken fling.
03:30And then he was sent to prison before I was born for robbing a bank in Leeds.
03:35You're almost boring there, right?
03:39What's Pete doing?
03:41Oh, he's not great, to be honest, mate.
03:43I'll tell you what.
03:44Why don't you come to Liverpool, set the party off, and we'll take him out and cheer him up?
03:48Bye, Ross.
03:48Well, why did you do that?
03:51Well, because you should be helping him in there with his homework.
03:55You said you were going to do that.
03:56Excuse me, I've got paying customers.
03:59Tough.
04:00Speaking of customers, can you sneak me eight beers, please?
04:04For what?
04:05Well, I can't turn up to a party empty-handed, can I?
04:09Great.
04:09So you're ditching me for some drunken teenagers.
04:12Correct.
04:13Fine.
04:14Well, you'll have to pay for them.
04:16That's fine.
04:17Put them on my tab.
04:27What's so funny?
04:28Nothing.
04:29No, it's just...
04:31It's Ross and Mackenzie, their bromance.
04:33It's ridiculous, but it's quite sweet.
04:36Listen, why don't you take Mac out for a beer sometime?
04:40I don't think we've got much in common.
04:43It's a nice idea.
04:45Anyway, I've got to crack on.
04:47I've got a beer, vodka, wine.
05:01Oh, and this blue thing Vinny found.
05:03It could be antifreeze, but it could be fun.
05:06I've got my two mates, me, Jack, and Daniel.
05:08Now you're talking.
05:08Oh, are you two doing karaoke?
05:10Oh, yeah.
05:11So, is Sarah going full fairytale, you know, church, dress the old shebang?
05:16Mm-hmm.
05:17Yep.
05:17I'm going to have to save like mad to feed your whole family.
05:20If it was down to me, we'd elope.
05:21Yeah, we'll do that an hour lot.
05:22We'll have you.
05:24Another bit talking about outfits, you know, in group chat, isn't it?
05:26Yeah, I've seen the chat.
05:27Has anyone got a gun?
05:28It's not worth shooting yourself over, mate.
05:30To rob a bank.
05:31Oh!
05:34Come on, Cammy!
05:35Come on, the show.
05:37You're in trouble.
05:38Most of the region with you.
05:39Why?
05:40He's at no parties till he's back.
05:42To who?
05:44Him.
05:45Cammy, you lied to me.
05:47Are you having fun?
05:49Maybe.
05:49Then stop mourning, granddad.
05:52Hey!
05:53Hey!
05:53Hey!
05:54It's a stag do, is it?
05:56Well, I think we've got to invite the ladies.
05:57Oh, no, no, I've invited Jess, Ava, Zoe from the Tire Shop, the two Charlies, oh, and three
06:03birds, those car rapids yesterday.
06:06Did I miss anything?
06:07No, it's just getting started.
06:09Right, listen up.
06:10Cammy, go pick the songs, no arguments.
06:12Right, you sing, what are you giving?
06:14Right, first up, we have got...
06:18Billy!
06:23Billy!
06:24Billy!
06:25Billy!
06:26Billy!
06:27Billy!
06:28Billy!
06:29Billy!
06:29Billy!
06:30Billy!
06:30Billy!
06:31Billy!
06:32Billy!
06:32Billy!
06:33Billy!
06:33Billy!
06:34Billy!
06:34Billy!
06:35Billy!
06:35Billy!
06:36Billy!
06:36Billy!
06:37Billy!
06:37Billy!
06:38Billy!
06:38Billy!
06:39Billy!
06:40Billy!
06:40Billy!
06:41Billy!
06:41Billy!
06:42Billy!
06:43Billy!
06:44Billy!
06:45Billy!
06:46Billy!
06:47Billy!
06:48Billy!
06:49Billy!
06:50Billy!
06:51Billy!
06:52Billy!
06:53Billy!
06:54Billy!
06:55Billy!
06:56Billy!
06:57Hi.
07:11Hi.
07:12Oh, sorry, I've just been wrangling with the dishwasher.
07:15I thought I'd better make good on my promise,
07:18since I so shamelessly abandoned you after our drink,
07:21so here I am.
07:23Can I take you for a coffee?
07:25Oh, you know what?
07:27There is nothing that I would like more than a catch-up, seriously,
07:29but I just need to nip and see someone.
07:31Are you free tomorrow?
07:32Are you okay? You seem a bit frazzled.
07:35No, I'm fine, yeah.
07:37You're clearly not.
07:39Tell me what's bothering you.
07:41Celia.
07:44Everything's such a mess.
07:46I don't know where to start.
07:48I find the beginning a good place.
07:55Should I stay or should I go now?
08:01Should I stay or should I go now?
08:05If I go there won't be trouble...
08:09Are you enjoying yourself?
08:11Yeah.
08:12Just as long as we don't have a repeat of yesterday.
08:14Something like that.
08:16I'm all groovy, baby.
08:17Just here for the good vibes, innit?
08:19Cheers.
08:20Cheers.
08:25This is gonna be weird now I'm gonna get off.
08:27Don't.
08:28I'll...
08:29I'll go talk to him.
08:34Doctors won't be happy.
08:37Doctors can do one.
08:38But thank you for your concern.
08:40Yeah, I didn't think this was your scene.
08:43Wouldn't have thought it was yours either, but...
08:45Tell it!
08:46There you are.
08:47Woo!
08:48I know these losers.
08:49Yeah, well, I know some of them too.
08:51It's you, Aaron, Scottish kid.
08:54That's Louis.
08:55Louis.
08:56That's what I said.
08:59We should have had karaoke at our vow renewal.
09:01You know, that doesn't seem very you either.
09:03Well, fun.
09:06That could be fun.
09:07What is me?
09:09Drinking.
09:10Fighting.
09:11I didn't say that.
09:12You didn't have to.
09:14I can be fun.
09:16I am fun.
09:17Fun wants to be me.
09:24Oh, lad.
09:25Here come the babes.
09:32Can you please turn the volume down?
09:34I can hear it across the street.
09:35Oh, Cammie.
09:36You want to tell your new girlfriend to lighten up a little bit?
09:39It's sweet.
09:41Cheers.
09:42Cheers.
09:43Cheers.
09:45Cheers.
09:49If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad today?
09:56If you're not the one, then why does my hand fit yours this way?
10:02This way
10:03If you are not mine
10:06Then why does your heart return my call?
10:12If you are not mine
10:14Would I have the strength to stand at all?
10:21I never know what the future brings
10:24But know you're here with me now
10:27And we'll make it through
10:29And I hope you are the one I share my life with
10:36Why haven't you said anything already?
10:40Well, because April's freaking out that they're going to disown her this time.
10:43I'm not surprised.
10:44As you said, she's been through a lot recently.
10:47She's only just managed to patch things up with them, yes?
10:51Yeah.
10:52She must be desperate to cling on to that bit of peace.
10:56Are you worried that she might try to run away again?
11:04Yeah, I am, yeah.
11:06And Marlon's on constant eye alert.
11:09I bet he is.
11:09I bet they all are.
11:11Thing is, she's just finding her feet.
11:14She'll be vulnerable.
11:16Fragile.
11:17But she said she didn't take any of the drugs, yes?
11:22Yeah.
11:23Well, that counts for a lot.
11:25There's a big difference between a mistake and a catastrophe.
11:30Yeah, that's true.
11:31If I'm not made for you then
11:38Why does my heart tell me that I am?
11:43Is there any way that I can stay?
11:47Please just take me back, Robert.
11:59This doesn't make any sense.
12:04I'm sorry, Kev.
12:06Why don't you try?
12:08If I could turn back time.
12:11Do you think that this is funny?
12:13You need a strong cup of coffee
12:15and something to soak up all that alcohol.
12:19Come on home.
12:30Maybe I should go and help.
12:31Just leave it.
12:33It'll only make it worse.
12:43If you were me
12:53would you tell them?
12:56Oh my Bob
12:57only you can decide that
13:00but
13:01once you say those words
13:04you can never take them back
13:06and if she did run away again
13:10she might
13:10you
13:13were the one person
13:15she trusted
13:16surely that's worth
13:18more than anything
13:19I'm sorry
13:22you look more worried now
13:24than you did before
13:25I did not mean
13:26to make this harder for you
13:27No, no
13:28you've actually
13:29helped me make a decision
13:31Which is?
13:33He's not in a good way
13:43He's heartbroken
13:44Clodie
13:45don't
13:46don't worry
13:48thinking I'm a
13:49bigger pillock
13:50than he already does
13:51Mind your language
13:52Kevin
13:52you're still in my house
13:53and the Lord hears everything
13:54Talk to him
13:56and be honest
13:57I'll be in the kitchen
13:58Sorry if I embarrassed you
14:09It's fine
14:11I meant what I said though
14:16Well it's the best day of my life
14:19Yeah, I know
14:20And what's changed?
14:24Kev, I told you
14:25I do care about you
14:27So you'll stand by me then?
14:32I stand by my promise
14:33I'll be there till the end
14:36I think I need the kit
14:40Sounds like a good idea
14:43See you tomorrow though, yeah?
14:48Yeah
14:49Okay
14:50What did he say?
15:03He said he'd be there till the end
15:05That's not the same as being in love with you
15:08You don't know what we had
15:12I know your heart's wide open
15:14and I admire you for that
15:15But hope deferred maketh the heart sick
15:18Love can be cruel if it's not returned
15:21Didn't realise you had asthma
15:37No, I don't
15:39I'm just struggling a bit, that's all
15:42Do you fancy a pint?
15:43Oh, yes, please
15:44May I help?
15:49Yes
15:50I am wondering what to get mak for Christmas
15:53Oh
15:53How about a watch?
15:56I'd love a new watch
15:56It's a good idea, he does like watches
15:59I was thinking about buying him a season ticket to Leeds
16:02You know
16:03Maybe you could both go together
16:05Yes
16:07Drink beer, do some chanting
16:09Cry on each other's shoulders when you lose
16:11Not really much of a football fan
16:12Well
16:13I want monster trucks
16:15He loves monster trucks
16:16Trudy
16:17I'm getting the sense that you're trying to force a friendship
16:20Between me and your husband
16:22Oh, force is a bit of a strong word
16:23Okay, look, between you and me
16:26He doesn't have very many friends
16:29Really?
16:31Is that Aaron?
16:32No, they've drifted apart a bit
16:34Wait, what about him and Ross?
16:36They seem inseparable
16:37Well, no, he can't just rely on Ross to be friends, can he?
16:41I want him to have different people around him
16:43You know, people who aren't just all surface
16:46Who you can have a laugh with
16:47You sort of me?
16:49Yes, I did, Liam
16:50You're very funny
16:51You're a very decent bloke
16:53And
16:53Hey, this could win you points with Chas
16:56Points?
16:57Oh, come on
16:58Imagine her face when she sees you making friends with her
17:01Her favourite cousin's fella
17:03I don't know
17:04Oh, believe me
17:06This is brilliant
17:07Opposites attract
17:09And you love Bounce
17:10Matt loves Bounce
17:11Go on, then
17:13I'll take him for a pint
17:14Thank you
17:15I'll tell you what
17:16One better
17:17Come round to ours tomorrow night
17:18With some beers
17:19Bish bash bosh
17:20You will be best buddies by bedtime
17:22What can I get you?
17:25Seven tequila shots, please
17:26Two pints
17:26How come the party ended?
17:28They have kind of killer vibe, didn't they?
17:31How was he?
17:32Both self-pity
17:33Has he got the message now?
17:37Definitely his swan song
17:38Rather than his comeback tour
17:39He knows where he stands with me
17:42Oh, God
18:02Sorry
18:03I didn't mean to scare you
18:05I just
18:05I lost me jacket
18:07Well, make sure you knock next time, please
18:09Well, I did, but
18:11Here's your jacket
18:16Thank you
18:18You look like I feel
18:23You all right?
18:25Yeah
18:26Yeah
18:26Yeah
18:27It's just stuff
18:28What kind of stuff?
18:32Rubbish
18:33My head's full
18:34Like, staticky
18:35Sometimes I wish I had an off switch
18:39I
18:43I showed you that, didn't I?
18:46I thought you said it helps when you're angry
18:48Yeah
18:49Yeah, it does
18:49But
18:49It's not just that
18:51It's
18:52Yeah
18:53But
18:54Whenever your head goes
18:59Just
18:59Snap it
19:01And
19:01Just
19:03Reminds you that you're here
19:04And not
19:05Wherever you
19:06Just
19:07Trust me
19:09It works
19:11Thank you
19:12Leave it to the kid
19:13I thought it was sweet
19:15Earlier, you know, the singing
19:18It's a bit off-key, but
19:20It did mean something once
19:23Sounds like it still does
19:26I think that was probably my last shot
19:30I don't think you should give up
19:34You believed in your vows, didn't you?
19:38Yeah
19:39Every word
19:41Don't just chuck it away
19:45Cos it got hard
19:46Love's worth fighting for
19:50You know what, good?
19:56You're bang on
19:57And I take till death
20:02Do us part very seriously
20:11Thank you for listening to a panicky middle-aged
20:23But very witty man
20:24Any time
20:25Maybe we could go out for another drink soon?
20:29That would be lovely
20:30I'll let you know
20:31I...
20:33Hello
20:34Hi
20:35Just a sec
20:38Just so you know
20:42I've decided
20:44Not to tell
20:46Your dad and Rona
20:47Thank you so much, Grandad
20:50But it must never happen again
20:52Do you understand?
20:54Yeah
20:54Yeah, totally
20:55Celia's just about to go
20:58I've got a couple of jobs to do
20:59How do you fancy watching a film together later?
21:03I'd like that, yeah
21:04Celia
21:06I'm sorry I've taken up so much of your time
21:09Thank you
21:10You're welcome
21:11Right, well
21:12No rush to the wicked
21:14Bye
21:15Bye
21:16I'm sorry
21:23How many times have you said that to me?
21:28Actions speak louder than words
21:30You know what'll happen again
21:32That's true
21:33Because you
21:35Have just used up your final chance
21:38I'll see you next time
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