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I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! - Season 25 Episode 2 -
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00:00:06This ain't normal.
00:00:09Oh, my God!
00:00:12What the hell?
00:00:18Woo-hoo!
00:00:22I ran, I ran so far.
00:00:27Jesus, what?
00:00:28What's that, we're going company in state tonight?
00:00:30Hooray!
00:00:31I ran all night and day.
00:00:35What do you think of our cocky van?
00:00:36Oh, my God, that's horrible!
00:00:40Oh!
00:00:41Oh!
00:00:43I couldn't get away.
00:00:46I slept so good.
00:00:47Of course you did.
00:00:48You're in, like, paradise up there.
00:00:53Oh! Disaster!
00:00:56I'm struggling for this.
00:00:57Yeah.
00:00:58Is that we're in prison or something?
00:01:00I'm a bit scared for this rice, I don't know why.
00:01:02I ran!
00:01:06I'm in this bitch.
00:01:07Oh, no.
00:01:09OK, don't do that.
00:01:12I ain't gonna go, girl.
00:01:14Compliments to the chefs?
00:01:16No.
00:01:17No, no, no!
00:01:18No, no, no!
00:01:19No, no, no, don't do that.
00:01:23The honeymoon is well and truly over.
00:01:25And reality is starting to bite.
00:01:27Because the jungle takes no prisoners.
00:01:30It's time to stand up and be counted here on I'm a Celebrity.
00:01:33Get me out of here!
00:01:35Get me out of here!
00:01:37Ow!
00:01:47Ow!
00:01:53Ow!
00:01:58Whatever.
00:01:58Hello, good morning, good evening and welcome to Australia
00:02:14where right now 10 celebrities are down there, right down there
00:02:18living exactly as our ancestors did thousands of years ago
00:02:22sleeping outside, cooking on a basic fire
00:02:25and having their entire lives controlled by the I'm A Celebrity app
00:02:28Good to get back to basics, so good to get back to basics
00:02:32Coming up on a bumper show tonight, there's the first deals on wheels of the series
00:02:37They love it here
00:02:39Martin Kemp talks James Bond auditions
00:02:42plus Ruby Wax and Ginge take on a truly epic eating trial
00:02:46This time last week, Ginge was in his bedroom playing FIFA
00:02:49but seven days later he's gone from streaming while he beats Arsenal
00:02:53to screaming while he eats an arse
00:02:56Save it, save it, don't do it
00:02:59It's good though, it's good, it's a belter
00:03:01It's a belter
00:03:02As always with the trials, you're in control of who does them
00:03:04so make sure you download the AmiCelebrity app and register to vote
00:03:08Do it now!
00:03:09OK Ant, OK
00:03:10But we start with an unexpected visitor sneaking into camp in the dead of night
00:03:15An annoying little creature who's often found eating leftovers and sniffing around the bins
00:03:21You've got to stop doing that!
00:03:22I wasn't in there long!
00:03:23A rat scared me off!
00:03:25Hahaha
00:03:26I don't know.
00:03:56I slept so good.
00:04:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I slept so good.
00:04:06I looked over our guys on the basic beds, you know, I did feel sorry for them, I did.
00:04:11But it also made me realise, yeah, at any given time, those beds could be taken away from you
00:04:16and you'll be back down there.
00:04:18So, I've got to make the most of it and I am.
00:04:21Oh, I am.
00:04:22Morning, my lovelies.
00:04:24Morning.
00:04:24Morning, darling.
00:04:25I have to say, you guys smell so much better this morning.
00:04:28Do we?
00:04:29We weren't that bad, were we?
00:04:31Yeah, you've done a little tango with nature, so we're back on track.
00:04:35We've aired ourselves out.
00:04:37We're back on track.
00:04:38Oh, man, that was a good sleep.
00:04:41Oh, I slept so good.
00:04:42Of course you did.
00:04:43No, don't do that.
00:04:43You're in, like, paradise up there.
00:04:45Don't do that.
00:04:46Don't do that.
00:04:47Come on.
00:04:48Look at this.
00:04:49Not even, look at this, not even a blanket.
00:04:51They have really been spoilt rotten, these boys.
00:04:54They are literally living their best lives and we are just slumming it in our rock hard beds.
00:04:59I've just had to block it out, though.
00:05:02Do you know where there is, um...
00:05:04You look absolutely gorgeous, Ruby.
00:05:07Do I?
00:05:07You do.
00:05:07Which part of me?
00:05:08Every part of you.
00:05:09No, start...
00:05:10Honestly, every part.
00:05:12There's a little part of me.
00:05:12Your hair looks amazing.
00:05:14Honestly, you look like you just walked in here.
00:05:15I looked like this when I came in.
00:05:17I know it hasn't improved.
00:05:20Waking up this morning, it is completely like a dream.
00:05:23I can't believe this is where I am.
00:05:26But everybody is really smiling at you and you think, I love this group.
00:05:35You all right?
00:05:39I'm good.
00:05:41I've just fell on my toothbrush.
00:05:43No, I can't go three weeks without my toothbrush.
00:05:48My breath will stink.
00:05:50No one wants that.
00:05:50That's like worse than a trial, smelling my breath after not cleaning them for a couple of days.
00:05:55Oh, please be careful, Lisa.
00:05:56I've got this as a handle.
00:05:59It's fine.
00:06:00Where do you think it was?
00:06:01It's there.
00:06:02I think it's right in...
00:06:04Yeah, but where's there, baby?
00:06:05I just saw it a minute ago.
00:06:07Yeah.
00:06:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:09Have you got it?
00:06:10Got it.
00:06:11Smashed it.
00:06:12Oh, Lisa.
00:06:12Don't bother.
00:06:14Look at you.
00:06:15See?
00:06:16Oh, you're brilliant.
00:06:17Lisa saved the day.
00:06:18She got right down there.
00:06:19Don't even think she's allowed down there, to be honest.
00:06:21She's breaking the rules and everything.
00:06:22She's a bad man.
00:06:24Yeah, she's retrieved a toothbrush, climbed over the fence.
00:06:27Bob's your uncle.
00:06:31I'm going to meditate.
00:06:33Nice.
00:06:33Anybody want to go with me?
00:06:35Meditate?
00:06:35Yeah.
00:06:36How do we meditate?
00:06:37Oh, I'll tell you.
00:06:38Are you doing like a guided thing?
00:06:39Yeah, I can do that.
00:06:40Can you?
00:06:41Oh, lovely.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:41I've never meditated before.
00:06:43Have you known Kelly?
00:06:44No.
00:06:45You'll find yourself.
00:06:46Really?
00:06:46You will find yourself.
00:06:47She's really nice.
00:06:48I mean, to be honest, I just wanted to go, because I was so fascinated by how she would do it.
00:06:53Put your spine up, so you're feeling really grounded.
00:07:01So then we'll just send our focus to a sense, so just send it to sound.
00:07:07And then in a couple seconds, you'll notice that the thoughts are coming in, because they have to.
00:07:12Otherwise, you're not human.
00:07:14Okay, you can open your eyes or wiggle your toes.
00:07:18Is that okay?
00:07:19Yeah.
00:07:20Amazing.
00:07:21More than okay.
00:07:21So relaxing.
00:07:23It's really a science.
00:07:23How did you learn all of it?
00:07:24Because I went to university ten years ago.
00:07:28Ten years ago?
00:07:29Yeah.
00:07:29I got my degree.
00:07:31In what?
00:07:31In what?
00:07:32In neuroscience, mindfulness and cognitive therapy at Oxford.
00:07:35And I was really stupid as a kid.
00:07:37What did they think when you walked into the classroom?
00:07:40Who the f*** knows?
00:07:42They thought here's, you know what I mean, they were snobby.
00:07:45Were they?
00:07:46They were snobby, yeah.
00:07:48Thank you so much.
00:07:51We've bonded over something that's so beautiful, which is peace, and it was driven purely by Ruby.
00:07:56She's just, you know, she's iconic.
00:07:59Who wants me to make rice and beans?
00:08:01I'll eat it.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03Yeah, I'll probably eat it.
00:08:04Okay, you know what, should I put the beans in with the rice?
00:08:07Yes.
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:08Absolutely.
00:08:08I'm very good with the rice, I think.
00:08:11That might be my terrain.
00:08:14Rice woman.
00:08:16Oh, look at this.
00:08:18Is that we're in prison or something?
00:08:21I'm a bit scared for this rice, I'm not going to lie.
00:08:25Two?
00:08:26Yes, please.
00:08:27Two.
00:08:29You're welcome.
00:08:33Oh, I'm struggling with this.
00:08:34Yeah.
00:08:35I'm just kind of like...
00:08:36Yeah, yeah.
00:08:36Burnt rice and undercooked beans for breakfast.
00:08:44Probably not something I want to do every day, so we really need to figure this out.
00:08:48So I think it's really important that whoever goes out for a trial today, we need them to win a lot of stars.
00:08:53Your rap name, Harrison.
00:08:54No, no, no.
00:08:55That's not that bad.
00:08:56Nothing.
00:08:57Absolutely nothing.
00:08:59It's hilarious.
00:09:03We'll see how it goes.
00:09:04I can't eat that, me.
00:09:05I'm not being funny.
00:09:06I'm not being funny.
00:09:06I can't eat that.
00:09:08No, no, no.
00:09:20Welcome back.
00:09:21Do you want a celebrity to get me out of here?
00:09:23I think.
00:09:23Are we back?
00:09:24We're back.
00:09:24We're back.
00:09:25We're back.
00:09:25Well, as always, anything could happen.
00:09:28Exciting, isn't it?
00:09:29What's going to happen next?
00:09:30I don't know.
00:09:31It hasn't happened yet.
00:09:32But anything could happen.
00:09:34Fair point.
00:09:35How high can I jump, by the way?
00:09:36Really high.
00:09:37So then, after starting the day eating burnt rice and raw beans, the celebs called a meeting
00:09:41about how to make the jungle experience more enjoyable for everyone.
00:09:46OK.
00:09:47A good idea.
00:09:48And I'm just spitballing here.
00:09:50Yes.
00:09:50I'm just riffing.
00:09:51Yes.
00:09:51But could I suggest stop serving burnt rice and raw beans?
00:09:55That's why he is the ideas guy.
00:09:58It might be we were just throwing around ideas.
00:10:00Like, is it worth having a bit of, like, a community meeting, like, every morning or evening?
00:10:05I think it's a good idea to go around every day and say what's going on.
00:10:08I think so.
00:10:09Because then, if somebody's looking at you funny, you'll know, oh, something's going on.
00:10:13I like that.
00:10:13That's a nice little thing.
00:10:15Yeah, you start.
00:10:16Go on, Leda.
00:10:17I know it's early days, but it feels really harmonious.
00:10:20Everyone feels really calm and happy.
00:10:22And the contentment is not going to last all the time.
00:10:25And then, we should have a little pact to maintain it a little bit, as much as we can.
00:10:29Oh, yeah.
00:10:30Regardless.
00:10:30Oh, yeah.
00:10:32Love that.
00:10:32Go ahead.
00:10:34I think we will all have times when we will get down.
00:10:38And I think the main thing that I would like to put into this camp is support for one another.
00:10:43Support.
00:10:43Yeah.
00:10:44That's mine.
00:10:44Yeah.
00:10:45That's the camp.
00:10:47Yeah.
00:10:48Jack.
00:10:48I'm happy to be here.
00:10:50It's like a, almost like a bit of an exhale being here.
00:10:54It's like, because we can't, the outside world doesn't really matter at this point.
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:00I was feeling a little melancholy last night, but, you know, I think it's just homesick and all that.
00:11:06Yeah.
00:11:06It's been a rough year.
00:11:08But, yeah, just happy to be here with everyone.
00:11:11Yeah, my boy.
00:11:15I'm most already.
00:11:17Oh.
00:11:17Oh, no.
00:11:18And, um, oh, I just, um, I'm really happy to be here too, obviously.
00:11:25I just, if we're being really open and honest, I just really don't want my anxiety to ruin it for me.
00:11:33But, um...
00:11:34It won't.
00:11:35This is going to be a really good experience.
00:11:37And it's normal to feel like that, innit?
00:11:38Yeah.
00:11:39It's normal.
00:11:39Do you know what I mean?
00:11:40And you know what?
00:11:41You're not alone, because you've got us.
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:43Yeah, exactly.
00:11:43You've got us.
00:11:44You all seem like a lovely family, so...
00:11:46Oh, bro.
00:11:46You'll be like...
00:11:47Stop it!
00:11:49Stop it!
00:11:49No, no, no.
00:11:50No, no, no.
00:11:50No, no, no, no.
00:11:50No, no, no, no.
00:11:50No, no, no.
00:11:51No, no, no, no.
00:11:51No, no, no.
00:11:52Shona has been so beautifully open about her anxiety.
00:11:56And she's been suffering.
00:11:59Ginge?
00:12:00Yeah, don't think because you're stirring the beans over there, you're getting away from there.
00:12:03I know your trick.
00:12:04Yeah.
00:12:05I feel like that's the first time you've stirred anything.
00:12:07No, no, no, no.
00:12:08Oh, oh.
00:12:10Oh!
00:12:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:12:13Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax.
00:12:15Relax, relax.
00:12:16F***.
00:12:16Relax.
00:12:17Disaster.
00:12:18When Ginge went to therapy...
00:12:20This is why I didn't want therapy!
00:12:23This is why I didn't want therapy!
00:12:25Everyone spilling the beans made Ginge spill the beans.
00:12:32Right. Literally.
00:12:33I'm going early here, right? Come on.
00:12:34But this lot are hapless.
00:12:36Are they? Are they?
00:12:38Bunch of idiots. They're going to struggle in there.
00:12:40They might do. They are. They really are.
00:12:42Time now for the first Bush took a trial of this series.
00:12:45And while the celebrities waited to find out who'd be doing it,
00:12:48Lisa Riley announced which of us two she finds more attractive.
00:12:53But who would it be?
00:12:55IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.
00:12:58DECK.
00:13:00IT MIGHT BE YOU.
00:13:04ANT.
00:13:07IT MIGHT BE YOU.
00:13:12SO, IT'S BETWEEN ANT AND DECK.
00:13:16Lisa Riley has decided the presenter she finds most attractive is...
00:13:22IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.
00:13:26ANT OR DECK.
00:13:29ANT.
00:13:30ANT.
00:13:31ANT'S WAY TASTIER THAN...
00:13:33REALLY?
00:13:34ANT.
00:13:35IT'S JUICY.
00:13:36DECK WOULD LIKE...
00:13:37DECK WOULD LOOK AFTER YOU.
00:13:39DECK WOULD TOOK YOU IN AT NIGHT WHERE I THINK ANT WILL GIVE YOU...
00:13:41DECK WOULD GIVE YOU A WHAT?
00:13:42A NICE NIGHT.
00:13:43A NICE NIGHT.
00:13:44A NICE NIGHT.
00:13:45A NICE NIGHT.
00:13:46A NICE NIGHT.
00:13:47A NICE NIGHT.
00:13:48A NICE NIGHT.
00:13:49I'M A RED-BLOODED 49-YEAR-OLD WOMAN AND YES, I DO THINK THAT ANT MCPARTLAND IS VERY
00:13:54JUICY.
00:13:55I DO.
00:13:56GOOD MORNING.
00:13:57MORNING EVERYBODY.
00:13:58YOU CAN GO TO CHANEL.
00:13:59YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY ANYTHING BUT YOU CAN LOOK.
00:14:01I'M A VERY, VERY HAPPILY SETTLED RELATIONSHIP LADY WITH MY ISLE BUT, YOU KNOW, I CAN STILL HAVE
00:14:07A LOOK.
00:14:08So, Ginge and Ruby, the public have decided the person they want to see
00:14:13face the divy is the both of you.
00:14:20I never thought in a million years this was going this way.
00:14:26The first trial of the series and the pressure is down to me and Ruby Wax.
00:14:31How do you feel, Ginge?
00:14:33The anxiety is through the roof right now.
00:14:35Um, just see whatever happens, happens.
00:14:39I'm more than happy to be paired up with Ruby.
00:14:41Me and Ruby have got a great relationship.
00:14:43Um, yes, it's only just started, but who knows where it can end.
00:14:47You good?
00:14:48No, I'm shitting myself.
00:14:49Oh, yeah, it's always.
00:14:50Ruby, you're with me, you don't need to shit yourself.
00:14:52I will protect you at all times.
00:14:53All right. Of all the people in the camp,
00:14:56I'm happiest to be paired up with Ginge.
00:14:58Because I know he'll have my back.
00:15:00I know he's kind of a gentleman underneath the, um...
00:15:04kind of moronic exterior.
00:15:07You are going to be amazing.
00:15:09All right. No, I'm going to do it.
00:15:11I'm trying to breathe.
00:15:13I'm trying to breathe.
00:15:14Are you two ready?
00:15:16Here we are.
00:15:17Yay!
00:15:18Make it up, Steve.
00:15:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:15:21Here we go!
00:15:24Here we go!
00:15:25Ginge, remember where you're from, brother?
00:15:26Oh, we'll do. Manchester.
00:15:28Ruby, you got this. Come on.
00:15:29Evanston, Illinois.
00:15:31They're going to do great. They are.
00:15:33Yeah, they're going to be fine.
00:15:34Oh, they'll be fine.
00:15:37Lovely walking.
00:15:38If we don't come back with stars, we're not coming back.
00:15:41Do you understand?
00:15:42There's going to be a runner like you've never seen.
00:15:43Yeah.
00:15:44We promise that to each other.
00:15:46We can't walk into that camp.
00:15:47No, no, no.
00:15:48Look Jack in the eyes and say zero stars.
00:15:50Yeah. We're eating rice again.
00:15:51Hi!
00:15:52Oh, hi.
00:15:53Hi, Ruby.
00:15:54Nice to see you.
00:15:55Nice to see you, too.
00:15:56Grab a seat.
00:15:57You too, mate.
00:15:58Welcome to The Divey.
00:16:02This is the jungle's most exclusive, swankiest VIP restaurant.
00:16:08Very good.
00:16:09All the stars come and dine here.
00:16:12It is normally impossible to get a table.
00:16:15Ha!
00:16:16We know the owner, we've pulled some strings, it's going to be a wonderful lunch.
00:16:20You're welcome, by the way.
00:16:22You're welcome.
00:16:23Now, this is, of course, an eaten trial.
00:16:25There are ten rounds.
00:16:26Each round is worth a star.
00:16:28Every star you get is a meal for camp.
00:16:31Okay.
00:16:31You can pass on a dish if you don't like the look of it, but you can't go back to it, so
00:16:35you will lose that star.
00:16:37Okay.
00:16:38And you don't have to do this trial, but if you both don't want to do it, you'll head
00:16:41back empty-handed.
00:16:42We can't do that.
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:43That's illegal.
00:16:44Do you want to give it a go?
00:16:46Yeah, sure.
00:16:47Bring it on.
00:16:47Ginge?
00:16:47Yeah.
00:16:48Okay.
00:16:51Right, let's dive straight in with round one, shall we?
00:16:54And up first in this one is Ginge.
00:16:57Of course it is.
00:16:58On the wall here are all of the celebrities that dine here regularly.
00:17:02Yeah, is it?
00:17:03Including Maya Janna.
00:17:05She's got a dish that was inspired by her.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:08Should we bring it out?
00:17:09Yeah.
00:17:10Range up!
00:17:11Why is he wearing?
00:17:12Maya loves eating this when she comes here, doesn't she?
00:17:16She's a big fan of this.
00:17:17So much so, we've called this dish Cryer Jammer.
00:17:23This is cockroaches and mealworms.
00:17:27And hold on, hold on.
00:17:28What are you doing?
00:17:28He's putting them in the garnish on.
00:17:29Oh my lord above.
00:17:31That's dehydrated critters.
00:17:34Oh mate, they're soft and everything.
00:17:36Welcome back.
00:17:46It's our Miss Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here live from Australia.
00:17:49That's us there with him, Dec, Tuck You In Donnelly.
00:17:53And him, and Juicy, Show You A Good Night McFarland.
00:17:58And I will.
00:18:00So, Ginge and Ruby were dining out at Australia's most exclusive restaurant, The Divy.
00:18:07And a quick, quick penis fact for all you penis fat fans out there.
00:18:13There are actually five different types of penis on the menu in The Divy.
00:18:18Well, that is, at least according to tip advisor.
00:18:24Look at that!
00:18:25That was an actual joke.
00:18:26An actual joke.
00:18:2725 series in and we've finally done one.
00:18:29Good to see you.
00:18:31Good to see you.
00:18:32Thanks.
00:18:33Thanks.
00:18:34Now though, take a clap of it.
00:18:36That's it, you're not getting any more.
00:18:38Now it's time for Ginge to tuck into his first course.
00:18:43Oh mate, they're soft and everything.
00:18:45So you need to eat five mealworms and five cockroaches.
00:18:50Okay, I'm going to do cockroaches first.
00:18:54Apparently the garnish really makes it.
00:18:56Yeah.
00:18:57Makes the dish.
00:18:57Yeah.
00:18:58Oh my lord above.
00:18:59And actually, you can eat these.
00:19:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can.
00:19:04You can.
00:19:05You can.
00:19:06You can.
00:19:07I'm not good at it.
00:19:09Three, two, one, go.
00:19:14Well done.
00:19:15These are weird.
00:19:23Don't like these.
00:19:23No, they're so weird.
00:19:27Oh, you went for a big swallow there.
00:19:30Well done.
00:19:30Oh, I've done it.
00:19:31Well done.
00:19:32Very good.
00:19:34If that's the one we're starting with, we're in trouble.
00:19:38Right, Ruby, on to you.
00:19:40Yeah.
00:19:40Let's find another diner who's been here.
00:19:42Our old mate over there, Timothee Chalamet.
00:19:45Now, when he comes here, he likes to eat this next dish.
00:19:50Ranger?
00:19:51It's called Rimethee Chalamet.
00:19:53And it's a witchetty grub.
00:19:58He's got a little bit of garnish for you.
00:20:01Which is a cricket crouton.
00:20:04So it's the witchetty grub and the cricket garnish.
00:20:06At the same time?
00:20:07Do the cricket first just to ease you in.
00:20:09A little bit.
00:20:09To wet my appetite.
00:20:10Yeah, exactly.
00:20:11A moose pooch.
00:20:12Yeah.
00:20:14Three, two, one.
00:20:19I like that.
00:20:20Didn't even flinch.
00:20:20Didn't flinch, didn't you?
00:20:21Very good.
00:20:24How are you going to tackle this?
00:20:25People have done these before and they actually say they don't taste that bad.
00:20:28All right.
00:20:28They like turkey.
00:20:30Three, two, one.
00:20:31Three, two, one.
00:20:32It's turkey.
00:20:37It's just turkey.
00:20:39That's it, yeah.
00:20:40Turkey and stuffing sandwich.
00:20:46Look at that!
00:20:47Ruby, did it taste like turkey?
00:20:49Not at all.
00:20:50Yeah, I've never heard turkey.
00:20:51No, I don't know, but it was helpful.
00:20:53Right, round three.
00:20:55Ginge.
00:20:56Look up there, who do you love?
00:20:57Top right-hand corner.
00:20:58That's Margot Robbie.
00:21:00She was in Barber.
00:21:01She dines here so much, they've named a dish after her as well.
00:21:05Bet they are.
00:21:06Oh, man.
00:21:07This dish is called the Margot Gobby.
00:21:12No, I knew it was coming, the cow tongue.
00:21:14Bull tongue, actually.
00:21:15Bull tongue.
00:21:16Tomato, tomato.
00:21:17Garnish.
00:21:17No.
00:21:18Any need?
00:21:20Now, that is a little fish eye glaze.
00:21:22If you'd like to, just dip it in the glaze.
00:21:24No, I'm all good, thanks.
00:21:26To win your star, you need to...
00:21:29You have to.
00:21:30You have to.
00:21:31Rub it around in the glaze.
00:21:32No choice.
00:21:33Go, Ginge.
00:21:34That's it.
00:21:35Well done.
00:21:35I don't like it.
00:21:36Well done.
00:21:36Just chew hard.
00:21:43Don't vomit.
00:21:45You can feel free to dip more.
00:21:48No, maybe not.
00:21:49Maybe not.
00:21:50Is it quite dry?
00:21:51Really dry.
00:21:52Why don't you just mix it in with the glaze again?
00:21:54Give it a bit of moisture.
00:21:56I'm just trying to help, aren't I?
00:21:57A bit of moisture.
00:21:57Yeah.
00:21:57You're in it.
00:21:59You're in the zone now.
00:22:02Oh, no.
00:22:03Don't do it.
00:22:04Don't do it.
00:22:04Don't lose that.
00:22:04Don't lose that.
00:22:04Don't lose that.
00:22:05Swallow it.
00:22:06Swallow it.
00:22:08No, no, no, no.
00:22:09Ginge, no.
00:22:10Come on, you're nearly there.
00:22:10Keep it.
00:22:11Keep it.
00:22:11Come on, we're all on your side.
00:22:12Yeah!
00:22:15Nothing in there.
00:22:16Yay!
00:22:16Well done, Ginge.
00:22:17I thought we were going to have to take you to VAR, then.
00:22:21Well done, though.
00:22:22You did it.
00:22:23Three out of three in total.
00:22:25Ruby.
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26Look over there.
00:22:27It's our old mate, Ronan Keating.
00:22:30So Ronan comes here a lot.
00:22:32So the chef renamed this one Ronan Teating, which is a cow's teat with a little garnish of duck tongue coulee.
00:22:46It's only a nipple.
00:22:47Just one.
00:22:48The one on the stick.
00:22:49Oh, just the one on the stick.
00:22:50See the portion on the stick?
00:22:51It's got hairs.
00:22:51A little dip in the coulee.
00:22:53Yeah.
00:22:54Yeah.
00:22:54There we go.
00:22:55Three, two, one.
00:22:57One.
00:22:57Just beef.
00:22:58Exactly the same as mine.
00:23:00Just beef.
00:23:00It's crunchy, that one.
00:23:02What was that?
00:23:03Take yourself away.
00:23:04I'm away.
00:23:05I'm on an island.
00:23:06Far away from this.
00:23:08Listening to boys on.
00:23:09Yeah, she loves it.
00:23:15Well done.
00:23:15Oh, she's done it again.
00:23:16Ruby.
00:23:17Yeah.
00:23:18Second star for you.
00:23:19Four in total now.
00:23:21Okay.
00:23:22Ginge, back over to you.
00:23:24Oh, I recognise him over there.
00:23:27Isn't that Simon Cowell?
00:23:28It is Simon Cowell.
00:23:29Does he come here a lot?
00:23:30Not as much as he used to.
00:23:31Oh, right.
00:23:32He goes to the sister restaurant in Malibu.
00:23:34In Malibu.
00:23:35Yeah.
00:23:35Oh, another one.
00:23:35He goes to that one.
00:23:36But they have named a dish after him in Malibu.
00:23:40Really?
00:23:40And they've started serving it here.
00:23:42The Slimon Cowell.
00:23:43This is snails with a beachworm reduction.
00:23:50Mmm.
00:23:51Oh, yes.
00:23:52You have to eat all of the snails.
00:23:54Yeah.
00:23:55Go, baby.
00:23:56Mate, that's got the shit's coming out his ass.
00:24:00Still edible.
00:24:01That's it.
00:24:02Little dip.
00:24:02Dip pop it in.
00:24:03Beachworm.
00:24:04That was the smallest dip in the world.
00:24:05Dip to dip.
00:24:07Dip to dip.
00:24:07What's it like?
00:24:13Snail?
00:24:14I've been joking.
00:24:15Glass.
00:24:20A little dip there.
00:24:22It's well done.
00:24:26He's going to do it.
00:24:28I can feel it.
00:24:30Dip to dip.
00:24:31Tiniest dip.
00:24:32Oh, don't start that.
00:24:37Come on.
00:24:38Don't be a wuss.
00:24:44Five of six.
00:24:44Very good.
00:24:45One last one.
00:24:46It dips to dip.
00:24:47Dips to dip.
00:24:48And in it goes.
00:24:49Dips to dip.
00:24:49Dips to dip.
00:24:49Dips to go.
00:24:54Angry ginger's done it again.
00:24:56Yeah.
00:24:57Well done, kidder.
00:24:59Five stars in total now.
00:25:01Ruby?
00:25:02The great dame herself.
00:25:03Yeah.
00:25:04Judy Dench.
00:25:04Dame Judy Dench.
00:25:06She loves it here.
00:25:07And has a dish named after her, too.
00:25:09Dame Spewdy Dench.
00:25:11Oh, no.
00:25:13It's vomit fruit.
00:25:15It's fruit.
00:25:15It's just fruit.
00:25:16Okay.
00:25:16The only thing not to do, smell it.
00:25:19With a vomit fruit jus.
00:25:21Jus.
00:25:21I knew we'd have a jus.
00:25:22I knew there'd be a jus.
00:25:23There's always a jus at these kind of places, isn't there?
00:25:26All three.
00:25:30Put it straight in your mouth and don't even think about it.
00:25:32Give me three, two, one.
00:25:33Three, two, one.
00:25:35Shove it in.
00:25:37It's really nice.
00:25:38It's like a pickle.
00:25:38It's just like a pickle.
00:25:40Nice little sour pickle there.
00:25:42Three, two, one.
00:25:43There you go.
00:25:44Next one.
00:25:44Nice.
00:25:46Just turkey again, isn't it?
00:25:47Not turkey.
00:25:48It's way, way over anything you've imagined.
00:25:53You're doing amazing.
00:25:54You're doing amazing.
00:25:57Really good.
00:25:58Look me in my eyes.
00:25:59Look me in my eyes.
00:26:00Ruby is powering through this.
00:26:02You've got this.
00:26:03One more bite.
00:26:03That's all it is.
00:26:04Finish what's in your gob.
00:26:05There you go.
00:26:06Boom.
00:26:06Power through.
00:26:07All right.
00:26:08Nice.
00:26:09That's it.
00:26:09All the juices.
00:26:10Think of it.
00:26:10That's good for you.
00:26:11That's true.
00:26:11I got it.
00:26:12She's done it.
00:26:15Six out of six so far.
00:26:17You guys are a formidable team.
00:26:19Well done.
00:26:19We have no choice.
00:26:20Ginge, back to you.
00:26:22Who can we see on here?
00:26:23One of my favourite actors.
00:26:25Of all time.
00:26:26And he's Australian.
00:26:27Oh, really?
00:26:27Can you guess who it is?
00:26:28Tom Holland.
00:26:32Russell Crowe.
00:26:33Russell Crowe.
00:26:33So this is his favourite dish.
00:26:36It's one of those smoky dishes.
00:26:39Russell Tor.
00:26:39Camel Tor.
00:26:41Camel.
00:26:42Oh, my God.
00:26:42Oh, my God.
00:26:43That was a cockroach-infused smoke.
00:26:46Oh, thanks for that.
00:26:47He doesn't look as impressed as I thought he would.
00:26:49What, with the smoke?
00:26:50I know.
00:26:51That was theatre.
00:26:52Yeah, all of that, please.
00:26:55Eat it like a watermelon.
00:26:57Oh, knife and fork.
00:26:58No.
00:26:58I thought I might as well make it.
00:26:59Hello.
00:27:00Oh, this is...
00:27:01La-dee-da.
00:27:02You've changed since you've been on the telly.
00:27:05Glasses.
00:27:07Oh, bleh!
00:27:08The good news is, if you like it, there's still a little bit left on there, don't you have to eat.
00:27:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on.
00:27:26Okay, don't do that.
00:27:26Come on, we want all tent to go back.
00:27:28Come on.
00:27:30No, don't do that.
00:27:31Norjinge.
00:27:32Norjinge.
00:27:33It gone back up in your mouth.
00:27:34Well, it's still a bit left.
00:27:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
00:27:40That's the last bit?
00:27:42That's the last bit.
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:43You've got to do this.
00:27:44Don't get that bucket up.
00:27:46Yeah, no more bucket.
00:27:47Think cheesecake.
00:27:49Cheesecake, love it.
00:27:50Keep going.
00:27:51All right, well, cheesecake.
00:27:52See, it's getting...
00:27:52What flavour?
00:27:53What flavour of cheesecake, Ruby?
00:27:54Coffee and banoffee.
00:27:55Banoffee, love banoffee cheesecake.
00:27:56Yeah, banoffee.
00:27:56Banoffee.
00:27:57Mm-hmm.
00:27:58Mm-hmm.
00:27:58Well done!
00:28:01Yes!
00:28:01Whoa!
00:28:02Oh, my God.
00:28:03Honestly, I'm not for joking.
00:28:04Cheesecake help there, Ruby, so thank you.
00:28:05Uh, yeah.
00:28:06Seven down.
00:28:08Eighth dish.
00:28:09Okay.
00:28:09Shall we have a look on the walls again?
00:28:11Another Australian actor up there above Russell Crowe.
00:28:15Hugh Jackman.
00:28:15Hugh Jackman.
00:28:16Yeah.
00:28:17Dish, isn't he?
00:28:18Yeah.
00:28:18Yeah, you like him?
00:28:19He's a dish.
00:28:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:21He is a dish.
00:28:22Whoa!
00:28:22And he loves this dish.
00:28:25Hugh Sackman.
00:28:26Oh, it's a...
00:28:29It's a scrotum.
00:28:29It's a ball sack.
00:28:30It's a scrotum.
00:28:31It's a pig's testicle...
00:28:33Yeah.
00:28:34..with a fermented seaweed foam infusion.
00:28:37Can we eat the whole thing?
00:28:38Whole thing.
00:28:40The whole testicle.
00:28:42One, two, three.
00:28:43Big bite.
00:28:47It's nice.
00:28:48It's nice.
00:28:48It's just a ball.
00:28:49Cheesecake.
00:28:50Just cheesecake.
00:28:50Cheesecake.
00:28:51Just cheesecake.
00:28:51Just a ball of cheesecake.
00:28:55It's all right.
00:28:55Take your mind off it.
00:28:56Look into my eyes.
00:28:57I'm so full.
00:28:58You're full?
00:28:59Yeah.
00:28:59Imagine how full we're going to be tonight.
00:29:00I know.
00:29:01Until you finish that ball.
00:29:03I never thought the day would pass.
00:29:09Do really well, Ruby.
00:29:10You sure you're going to take your time?
00:29:11There's no rush?
00:29:12No.
00:29:13The longer we're here, the longer they're here.
00:29:14We do actually need the table back in 20 minutes.
00:29:18Yeah, who's coming in?
00:29:20Tom Hanks and David Arsloff.
00:29:21Oh, wow.
00:29:22Nice.
00:29:23Together at last.
00:29:24Yeah.
00:29:24I think I'm pregnant.
00:29:27LAUGHTER
00:29:28LAUGHTER
00:29:29LAUGHTER
00:29:29LAUGHTER
00:29:30Right, it's just the last little bit now.
00:29:33Cheesecake.
00:29:33Look at that.
00:29:34Then just chew.
00:29:35Just chew now.
00:29:36Just chew and you've done it.
00:29:40Well done.
00:29:42Eight out of eight.
00:29:44Angry Ginge, shall we have your final dish?
00:29:47Send it in.
00:29:48Have a look on the wall.
00:29:49Who's your favourite actor on there?
00:29:51Erm...
00:29:52Ewan?
00:29:53Doctor Strange.
00:29:54That's the one.
00:29:54Benedict Cumberbatch.
00:29:55Benedict Cumberbatch.
00:29:55He also eats here.
00:29:57I bet he does.
00:29:57He does.
00:29:58And he loves this dish so much.
00:30:01Benedict Bumberbatch.
00:30:03That is a pig's arsehole.
00:30:08Crocodile anus.
00:30:09Watch this.
00:30:09Watch this.
00:30:10Watch this.
00:30:10Watch this.
00:30:11To celebrate the occasion, we've just lit a little bit of paper there.
00:30:16It was in the hole.
00:30:19Does he have to eat the whole thing?
00:30:21Just a bit on the stick.
00:30:22A bit on the stick.
00:30:23There we go.
00:30:24Oh.
00:30:25Oh.
00:30:25Did you like the paper?
00:30:26You didn't seem too impressed with the paper life.
00:30:28I was a bit more distracted, to be honest.
00:30:31We thought we had a bigger response to that.
00:30:32Yeah, normally Dinah's car, they take selfies, they do videos.
00:30:36Benedict Cumberbatch loves that a little bit.
00:30:36Yeah.
00:30:37Benedict Cumberbatch loves it.
00:30:40Come on.
00:30:42Put that asshole in your mouth.
00:30:47There you go.
00:30:48There we go.
00:30:48It might take a while.
00:30:50You think going down, I'm just trying to help.
00:30:52No idea what you just said.
00:30:54No idea.
00:30:55Keep looking my eyes.
00:30:56No, no, no, no.
00:30:57Don't.
00:30:58Not now.
00:30:59No, no.
00:30:59It comes so far.
00:31:00No, no, no, no.
00:31:02Don't you dare.
00:31:04I'll stuff it back down you.
00:31:08No, no, no.
00:31:09Keep it in.
00:31:10Keep it in.
00:31:12I hate when I don't count.
00:31:14Oh, no.
00:31:15Don't do that.
00:31:16The last dish.
00:31:21Oh, no.
00:31:23No, don't.
00:31:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:28No.
00:31:30Yes.
00:31:31Come on.
00:31:32Yay.
00:31:33Bravo.
00:31:34That's your five.
00:31:35Oh, my God.
00:31:36Just that crocodile asshole.
00:31:39You did.
00:31:40Why?
00:31:42Fuck meals for camp.
00:31:43That's why.
00:31:44He's done well, Ruby, right?
00:31:45He's done really well.
00:31:46I'm so proud.
00:31:47Nine out of ten meals for camp.
00:31:49Yeah.
00:31:50You don't really need to bother, Ruby, if you don't want to.
00:31:51You could call her.
00:31:52Oh, no, no.
00:31:52We've got to go.
00:31:53We've got to go back with ten.
00:31:55But this is going to be the worst.
00:31:56I'll tell you something.
00:31:58It doesn't get worse than an asshole.
00:31:59Well, we're from bottom.
00:32:01Should we find out?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:04Let's have a look at the wall again.
00:32:06One of our old pals, Rob Beckett.
00:32:09Oh.
00:32:09Up there.
00:32:09Great man.
00:32:10Doesn't need here a lot, because he can't afford it.
00:32:12But when he does, he likes this one dish.
00:32:14The knob of Beckett.
00:32:19Yeah, you think it didn't get worse than an asshole?
00:32:22I've got the knob.
00:32:23Bull's penis.
00:32:25And just to celebrate the occasion.
00:32:27Woo!
00:32:28Very lovely.
00:32:29Watch your fringe.
00:32:30That's lovely.
00:32:31Thank you so much.
00:32:32Rob loves this.
00:32:33OK, so which bit do I have to eat?
00:32:34The section on the stick.
00:32:36You see the stick at the end?
00:32:36The tip.
00:32:39Just this here.
00:32:40There you go, look.
00:32:40Oh, perfect.
00:32:41OK, think of me, Glenn.
00:32:45You've got this.
00:32:46Are you a sin or anything else?
00:32:48I'm telling you.
00:32:50I'm going to go.
00:32:51I'm going to go.
00:32:54How is that?
00:32:55I can't believe it.
00:32:56I can't believe I'm eating this.
00:33:01You've got this.
00:33:02Mm-hmm.
00:33:02Last little bit.
00:33:03Now you've done well.
00:33:08Oh.
00:33:08Hold it back.
00:33:09You're not going to vomit, though, are you?
00:33:12No.
00:33:12No.
00:33:12You're not going to vomit.
00:33:13No?
00:33:13You're not going to have it, is it?
00:33:14You're not going to swallow the whole tip.
00:33:15I'm going to keep this in the 10 out of 10.
00:33:18Come on!
00:33:19You've done it!
00:33:20We did it!
00:33:21We did it.
00:33:2210 out of 10!
00:33:23Yeah!
00:33:24Well done!
00:33:25Wow.
00:33:26That's no mean feat, guys.
00:33:27No mean feat.
00:33:28If you would like to leave us a tip, feel free.
00:33:31Rubber's already had us.
00:33:32Ha ha!
00:33:34Enjoy the rest of your day.
00:33:36Full house.
00:33:36Thanks, guys.
00:33:37I can't believe what we've just done.
00:33:38OK, I can't either.
00:33:39I'm so nauseous.
00:33:41Bring the bucket.
00:33:42Thank you so much.
00:33:43Have a wonderful day, Ruby.
00:33:44Thank you for your service.
00:33:46No problem.
00:33:49I told you they were pricks.
00:33:51He's not wrong.
00:33:58That can't stay down, Shola.
00:34:01Oh, pardon me.
00:34:03Buzz, you've got 10?
00:34:04All 10 as well, by the way.
00:34:06First one of the series, and we've got all 10.
00:34:07Yes!
00:34:09I don't go to posh restaurants, really.
00:34:12That was the poshest I've been to.
00:34:13If that's the sort of crap they're serving, I'll stick to Wetherspoon's.
00:34:16That restaurant sucked.
00:34:19Oh, we need some music.
00:34:20Look, the sun's out.
00:34:22Come on, come on.
00:34:24Do the locomotion with me.
00:34:27You've got to swing your hips now.
00:34:29Come on, baby.
00:34:32Whoa, whoa.
00:34:34Everybody can do in a brand new dance now.
00:34:37Come on, baby.
00:34:39Do the locomotion.
00:34:41You'll get to like it if you give it a chance now.
00:34:44Come on, baby.
00:34:46Do the locomotion.
00:34:47I'm really sorry, guys.
00:34:56What's happened?
00:34:57What has happened?
00:34:58Ginger's laughing.
00:35:00No, he's laughing because I bailed on the second one.
00:35:03No, you didn't.
00:35:04I did bail.
00:35:05No, she's pretending.
00:35:06What happened?
00:35:07I had cow's teat, and then pig's grow to my head.
00:35:09I'm a celebrity.
00:35:10Get me out of here.
00:35:11It was horrible.
00:35:11And then it was.
00:35:12It was horrible.
00:35:13She's a broken woman.
00:35:16Broken.
00:35:17The teeth destroyed her.
00:35:19No, we're lying.
00:35:20We're 10.
00:35:21Yes!
00:35:29Ruby and Ginge in the jungle.
00:35:30Ruby and Ginge in the jungle.
00:35:32Can you listen?
00:35:3310 stars.
00:35:35Yeah, Ruby was doing that whole.
00:35:36I just couldn't do it.
00:35:37I'm not the Ruby wax I know so far.
00:35:4010 stars.
00:35:41We are going to eat well tonight, I hope.
00:35:44Was it fun?
00:35:45No.
00:35:46It was nauseating.
00:35:47At first plate, I had to eat five cockroaches.
00:35:51Did it have the crunch?
00:35:52Yeah.
00:35:53Oh, my God.
00:35:54My best mate in the old world, Ginge, has come back with 10 stars.
00:35:58I never doubted him.
00:35:59If I wanted my son to be like anyone in the world, it'd be Ginge.
00:36:02The teat, that was the second one.
00:36:03The second one, and it had hairs on it.
00:36:05Yeah, a cow's.
00:36:06And it was this big.
00:36:07A cow's teat, like a nipple.
00:36:08A cow's teat.
00:36:09Yeah, a nipple.
00:36:09Oh, honestly, I mean, I love them, but I'm so glad it was like them and not me, because
00:36:15that is honestly my worst nightmare.
00:36:18All sexual organs were included in the meal.
00:36:21Yeah.
00:36:21Really, nipples, scrotum, penises.
00:36:24Nice.
00:36:25Yeah, and ass.
00:36:25And ass.
00:36:26Good weekend.
00:36:26They did well, didn't they?
00:36:34Well done.
00:36:35Ruby Wax and Angry Ginge.
00:36:3710 stars.
00:36:38They'll eat well tonight.
00:36:39And since that trial, there's two new pictures on the wall.
00:36:42And two new dishes have been added to the menu at the Divy.
00:36:46Ruby Sacks and Angry Minge.
00:36:48Not sure about that one.
00:36:50No.
00:36:51And there's another trial on the way here.
00:36:53Who do you want to see?
00:36:55Fizz in this.
00:36:56In a vile vault, packed with critters and horrors galore.
00:37:02The jungle has been stalled safely away in case of an apocalypse.
00:37:06The world might end, but this terrifying trial can go on forever.
00:37:13You'll wish it was all over when you're locked in the Jungle Doomsday Vault.
00:37:20Yikes.
00:37:21Only you at home can decide who does the trial.
00:37:23The vote for Jungle Doomsday Vault is now open.
00:37:27Bloods off the tongue, that one, doesn't it?
00:37:28You can have your say via the AmCelebrity app.
00:37:30Voting's free and cast up to five votes.
00:37:31The vote will close, though, later in the show.
00:37:33Now, we're only a couple of days in, so naturally,
00:37:35our celebrities are still getting to know each other.
00:37:38And yesterday, around the campfire,
00:37:39Ruby told everyone a fascinating fact about herself.
00:37:43I have never picked up a man.
00:37:46Really?
00:37:46Yeah.
00:37:47You've always been manhunted.
00:37:49Right?
00:37:49They'd come to me, but I could never pick one up.
00:37:52Yeah.
00:37:52I'd like to try.
00:37:54If you were to pick up a guy, what do you think you would say?
00:37:56Like, if you saw Eddie in a bar.
00:37:57Come on.
00:37:58Come on.
00:37:59You bought in a bar.
00:37:59Oh, yeah, wait.
00:38:00Now we're doing, like, chat-up lines.
00:38:02No, she's in a bar.
00:38:02I'm walking in.
00:38:04I'm winding my business.
00:38:05There's a piece of ass.
00:38:11Straight back at the bar.
00:38:15I'm old enough to be their mother, or even beyond.
00:38:19But if I was 21, that I would pick up Ginge and age.
00:38:24But I would be too shy, and I'd never get near them.
00:38:26Oh, my gosh.
00:38:27Remember Scylla Black?
00:38:28Blind date?
00:38:28Blind date?
00:38:29I'm literally picturing you three now as the thing.
00:38:32Ginge, do you know what blind date is?
00:38:34Oh, aye.
00:38:35Do you?
00:38:35Do you?
00:38:35I just really turned up and got a date, innit?
00:38:37No, on a TV show.
00:38:39You've got to be blind.
00:38:42So, like, who's the three contestants?
00:38:44You guys.
00:38:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:45Right.
00:38:45So you don't know them.
00:38:46You just know them as contestant number one, two, and three.
00:38:49OK.
00:38:50Don't assume Kelly's gender.
00:38:51Contestant number one, what would you have to offer?
00:38:54I'm very exotic.
00:38:55I've got a bald head that she could use as a little therapy session.
00:38:58Right, OK.
00:39:00Contestant number two.
00:39:01Well, I'm not sure you could pick me up.
00:39:04I'm a very curvaceous lady, but I could definitely take you out.
00:39:07Ooh!
00:39:12Contestant number three.
00:39:15I'll take you on a date on a parabolic arc plane,
00:39:18and I'll be weightless so you can pick me up.
00:39:21Ooh!
00:39:23And then I'll come back to you.
00:39:25Ruby, what's your ideal destination?
00:39:27Costa Rica.
00:39:28Ooh!
00:39:31OK, contestant number one.
00:39:33I will find you a nice little palm tree.
00:39:35The leaves will come and pick you up.
00:39:37I'll turn you into a princess.
00:39:38Ride with me, Aladdin.
00:39:40Ooh!
00:39:43OK, contestant number two.
00:39:45OK, well, Costa Rica is really known for its beautiful beaches,
00:39:48so I would get us two stallions
00:39:51and we would ride bareback down the beach.
00:39:53Ooh!
00:39:55That is...
00:39:56Ooh, that is...
00:39:57Whoa!
00:39:59I look so sexual!
00:40:01I don't know why.
00:40:03I don't know.
00:40:04Oh, contestant number three.
00:40:06Um, get on a flight from Australia.
00:40:10Find a nice jungle hotel.
00:40:12Cos we like jungles and, uh, yeah.
00:40:15OK, Ruby, you've heard a lot about all our contestants today,
00:40:19but here's our Graham with our quick reminder.
00:40:24Ruby, would you go for Edda,
00:40:25who's going to fly you away like Aladdin on a palm tree to Costa Rica?
00:40:29Or, Ruby, are you going to go for contestant two,
00:40:32who seems like the dirtiest person ever made in the world?
00:40:36Guilty!
00:40:37Er, or contestant number three.
00:40:39I want to go out with you.
00:40:41Oh!
00:40:43Here's our Graham!
00:40:45Oh, that's great!
00:40:46Oh, Graham!
00:40:48Ruby looked in my eyes and, pff, can you blame her?
00:40:51I felt absolutely flattered for a woman of the calibre of Ruby Wax
00:40:55to look at me and say, I want you.
00:40:59It took a lot for me to not say, I want you as well.
00:41:08Welcome back to I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here,
00:41:10live from Australia,
00:41:11where it's time for the return of Kev's Deals on Wheels.
00:41:15Yes!
00:41:16Now, this is where two celebrities head out of camp
00:41:18to try and win a treat for the group.
00:41:20First up was Kelly Brook and Martin Kemp.
00:41:23Now, to win the treat, they'd have to complete a challenge
00:41:25that was...
00:41:26Well, how would you describe it?
00:41:28Er, ridiculous.
00:41:29Ridiculous!
00:41:30That'll do.
00:41:34Oh!
00:41:36Bingo balls!
00:41:37Oh, here we go.
00:41:39Oh, wow, OK.
00:41:40Bingo dollars!
00:41:42Oh, perfect!
00:41:45G'day.
00:41:46Welcome to Bingo Balls.
00:41:48Once you're inside my bingo booth,
00:41:50you'll be asked a series of questions.
00:41:52The answer to each question
00:41:54is on the bingo card.
00:41:57Choose your answers
00:41:57by placing the number
00:41:59of the coloured balls
00:42:00into the chute
00:42:02and if you are correct,
00:42:04the answer will spin round.
00:42:06Get five answers correct
00:42:07and you'll win those dingo dollars.
00:42:10OK, here we go.
00:42:11We're going to answer a question
00:42:12and then the question corresponds to a number.
00:42:15We have to find that number of balls in the pit
00:42:17and then we're going to pop them down the chute.
00:42:18Which correspond to a letter on the board
00:42:20which make an anagram.
00:42:22And that anagram is...
00:42:23Bingo!
00:42:25Oh, no!
00:42:27OK, it's only balls, it's only balls,
00:42:29it's only balls, it's only balls.
00:42:30What number comes after the number 13
00:42:33on a standard dart?
00:42:34Ooh, under 13.
00:42:3613, yeah.
00:42:3713.
00:42:38I mean, I play darts all the time.
00:42:40I love darts.
00:42:41I really would rate myself as a good dart player.
00:42:4322.
00:42:43No, not 22.
00:42:45There isn't 22 on a dart board.
00:42:48But I don't know my way around the dart board
00:42:50when it comes to all the numbers.
00:42:52I think it's 11.
00:42:52Let's go 11.
00:42:53OK, reds.
00:42:541, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
00:43:0011.
00:43:01OK, we got it.
00:43:04Oh!
00:43:05This is so hard!
00:43:06I think at that point you kind of was like,
00:43:08I'm taking over here.
00:43:10Let me try four.
00:43:10Yeah, go four.
00:43:11Got it, got it, got it.
00:43:12Yep.
00:43:13Let's go.
00:43:16Oh!
00:43:16We've done four, we've done 11.
00:43:18Should we try nine?
00:43:19We literally did the whole dart board.
00:43:20Yeah, we do.
00:43:21Nine?
00:43:22Yeah, nine.
00:43:24Oh, what?
00:43:26Forgetting what number we had done.
00:43:28I've lost count.
00:43:29Oh, God.
00:43:29Forgetting what color the balls were.
00:43:31Is that an orange?
00:43:32Is that a red?
00:43:32Oh, that's red.
00:43:34Right here.
00:43:34Let me kick them out.
00:43:35What?
00:43:35That is a bug in it!
00:43:36No, it was really tricky.
00:43:38Six.
00:43:38Let's do six.
00:43:39Six, six, six, six.
00:43:39Six.
00:43:40Oh.
00:43:40Come on.
00:43:42Please.
00:43:44Yay!
00:43:46We've got a little B.
00:43:46Okay, B, B, B.
00:43:48Next question.
00:43:49How many lines are there in a limerick pole?
00:43:52Five.
00:43:53Five.
00:43:53Okay, five.
00:43:54Let's go.
00:43:54What color is there?
00:43:55Orange, orange.
00:43:56I knew in my brain that it was five lines in a limerick.
00:44:00I knew that.
00:44:00But when I was in that mess of balls, I really questioned myself.
00:44:06There was an old lady from...
00:44:08There was an old lady from Jenna who had a better better better.
00:44:11She had a better better.
00:44:12But I'm a man, a man, a man, a man, a man.
00:44:13Five.
00:44:14Five.
00:44:15Yes.
00:44:16Yes.
00:44:16Yes.
00:44:18And then we were asked how many points is the letter Z worth in a UK Scrabble game?
00:44:24It's got to be a 10.
00:44:25Played it every Christmas.
00:44:27As long as I can remember, it had to be a 10.
00:44:29There we go.
00:44:30Got it, got it, got it.
00:44:31Yes.
00:44:31Done.
00:44:33Yes!
00:44:34You're brilliant at this, Martin.
00:44:36Oh, my goodness, you're here.
00:44:38Fourth question was how many sides does a hexagon have?
00:44:42All I know is octagon is eight.
00:44:44Should we say seven?
00:44:45Should we do seven?
00:44:46But hexagon, don't know.
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:48Well, we got lucky with that one.
00:44:50Yes!
00:44:52B-I-N-G.
00:44:53Let's go.
00:44:54All right.
00:44:56If you get the gift of silk and linen on your wedding anniversary,
00:44:59how many years have you been married?
00:45:01How long have you and Shirley been married?
00:45:03Too long.
00:45:04Oh, I didn't mean that.
00:45:05No.
00:45:06For 40 years of marriage, I never got silk and linen.
00:45:09So how do I know?
00:45:11I have got no idea.
00:45:12All right, so two.
00:45:13Let's try two.
00:45:14Yeah, try two.
00:45:15Try two.
00:45:17Oh, no!
00:45:18Let's just do 12.
00:45:19Do 12 first.
00:45:20Right.
00:45:20You know, I just thought we were going to be there all night.
00:45:23Oh, my God.
00:45:23You got it.
00:45:24Oh, this young girl is so bad.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:30Let's begin!
00:45:31Oh!
00:45:33Bingo!
00:45:34Bingo!
00:45:35Oh, my God, look!
00:45:36We can get them.
00:45:41Yeah!
00:45:42Yeah!
00:45:43We did it!
00:45:44We did it!
00:45:44Let's go!
00:45:45Ridiculous.
00:45:51Good word.
00:45:51Yeah.
00:45:52Well done, though, Martin and Kelly.
00:45:53Now, the vote for the Bush Tucker trial is still open.
00:45:56We know a few of you out there are experiencing problems with the app,
00:46:00but it's because the vote is incredibly busy.
00:46:02So please do try again.
00:46:04Keep trying.
00:46:05So, with the dollars in hand, Martin and Kelly were off to see
00:46:07Kiosk Kev and his ice cream van.
00:46:12Oh, my God!
00:46:13I would love an ice cream.
00:46:14Chocolate ice cream I could do now.
00:46:16Oh!
00:46:17Hi, Kev!
00:46:18Hey, Kev!
00:46:19How are you?
00:46:20You all right?
00:46:21So, look, we've got some dingo dollars.
00:46:25Come on, Kev, what do you have to do, Kev?
00:46:26Come on, come on.
00:46:27Come on.
00:46:29No, I love these.
00:46:30These were my favourite when I was a kid.
00:46:32Rainbow buttons.
00:46:35Hang on.
00:46:36Hang on.
00:46:36It's getting serious now.
00:46:38You excited for your phone call?
00:46:40I can't wait.
00:46:41Yeah, look at him.
00:46:42He's, like, aroused.
00:46:43Or the episode.
00:46:45Yeah!
00:46:47Yes!
00:46:48Who's on?
00:46:48Who's on?
00:46:49Don't get it, don't get it!
00:46:50Don't get it.
00:46:50Oh, my God.
00:46:51Please get it right.
00:46:52Please get it right.
00:46:53Ready?
00:46:55Hello.
00:46:56G'day, celebrities.
00:46:58Kelly and Martin have completed today's Deals on Wheels challenge.
00:47:01Kelly and Martin have completed today's Deals on Wheels challenge.
00:47:04Yeah.
00:47:04Sweet.
00:47:05OK, talk to me, brother.
00:47:06Which of these is the higher number?
00:47:09Which of these is the higher number?
00:47:12A.
00:47:13The number of movies that Kelly has acted in.
00:47:15The number of movies that Kelly has acted in.
00:47:18B.
00:47:19The number of UK top 40 singles by Spandau Ballet.
00:47:23The number of UK top 40 singles by Spandau Ballet.
00:47:26I'll tell you what, it's the UK top 40 singles.
00:47:28I think UK top 40.
00:47:30Sometimes it's not the obvious one.
00:47:31We don't want to rush this.
00:47:32How many top 40s have you had?
00:47:34A lot.
00:47:35Double digits.
00:47:35Right, well, if H is getting a lot, they're getting even more.
00:47:38Spandau.
00:47:39I think it's you, Martin.
00:47:40Do you think it's me?
00:47:41Yeah, I think you've had more top 10 singles than I've had movie roles.
00:47:44Yeah, I reckon as well.
00:47:46OK, we're going to go for the Spandau Ballet answer.
00:47:49He's chopped it.
00:48:00Oh!
00:48:04Oh, my gosh!
00:48:04Oh, my goodness.
00:48:06Oh, come on, bring them back.
00:48:07Do not drop them.
00:48:09Whatever you do.
00:48:10Thank you so much, Kev.
00:48:11Take care.
00:48:12Bye.
00:48:13See you later.
00:48:14See you next time.
00:48:15Bye, Kev.
00:48:16Love you long time.
00:48:17Remember the chunk.
00:48:20Lead it, come on.
00:48:21All right, let's go.
00:48:22More fire.
00:48:23More water.
00:48:25More water.
00:48:27More fire.
00:48:28Respect.
00:48:30Maximum.
00:48:31Maximum.
00:48:33Respect.
00:48:34Dawn.
00:48:34I feel like we're actually back home.
00:48:36Yeah, I know.
00:48:37Isn't that weird?
00:48:38We hear voices.
00:48:40Hang on, don't get excited.
00:48:41Don't get excited.
00:48:42Don't get excited.
00:48:43Oh, yeah.
00:48:44Yeah.
00:48:45What have we got?
00:48:48Yeah, get to it.
00:48:51Oh!
00:48:56Oh!
00:48:56Oh!
00:48:57Oh!
00:48:57Oh!
00:48:58Oh!
00:48:58Oh!
00:48:59It smells so hard.
00:48:59It smells so hard.
00:49:00It smells so hard.
00:49:00It smells so hard.
00:49:01Go on, guys.
00:49:01Go on, get to it.
00:49:03Oh, that's one.
00:49:03That's one.
00:49:03That's one.
00:49:04Oh, God.
00:49:05Oh, God.
00:49:05I very much have a sweet tooth, and it was a very pleasant, sweet treat, be it very small.
00:49:11Oh, look.
00:49:12There's four there.
00:49:13I think you guys deserve it, because what you did today...
00:49:16No!
00:49:16No!
00:49:17No, honestly.
00:49:18No, I couldn't.
00:49:19No, I couldn't.
00:49:20I couldn't.
00:49:22Are you sure?
00:49:23Yeah, don't argue.
00:49:27You have to have tofu every night.
00:49:28Get a bit of flavour.
00:49:29Yeah!
00:49:30Oh!
00:49:31Come on!
00:49:32Come on!
00:49:33That's so good!
00:49:34All right, halfies.
00:49:35Halfies.
00:49:36Have the whole thing.
00:49:37No, you had a half.
00:49:38Go on.
00:49:39I did have a half, yeah.
00:49:40This is too delicious.
00:49:42That was really cute.
00:49:43No problem.
00:49:45Lovely.
00:49:46Oh, I tell you, coming into camp with those treats today, those little chocolate sprinkles,
00:49:49and watching everybody's face as they cheered.
00:49:52I haven't had that kind of reaction since I was in Spandau, I don't think.
00:49:56We want to know how many top parties you've got and how many films you've been in.
00:50:00Oh, yeah.
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02I would go something like 15, 16.
00:50:06I could have been in about 12 films, probably.
00:50:09Oh, wow.
00:50:1016 films.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12Yeah, proper.
00:50:13We saw Kev.
00:50:14Yeah, he's still grumpy.
00:50:15Did Kev have a message for Ruby?
00:50:17Because I've shaved everything.
00:50:18Yes, Ruby.
00:50:19She is Ruby Waxoff.
00:50:20Yes.
00:50:21Yes.
00:50:22Welcome back to I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here live from Australia.
00:50:39The vote for the next Bush Tucker trial is still open.
00:50:42We have had well over a million votes tonight.
00:50:45Have we?
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00:50:52Brilliant.
00:50:53Now, H the Rapper is nothing if not curious and he's been asking the rest of the celebs about
00:50:58what they would do if they weren't famous.
00:51:00What would you do if you weren't famous?
00:51:03Oh, er, God, I think I'd cry.
00:51:07If you could all change your job right now.
00:51:10Oh, wow.
00:51:11God.
00:51:12What would you do, everyone?
00:51:13Er, the manager of Manchester United.
00:51:15Oh, no.
00:51:16The football manager.
00:51:17You can't do worse.
00:51:18I'm just saying it needs something.
00:51:20Yeah, football manager.
00:51:21That's what I'd do.
00:51:22100%.
00:51:23I'd be a dog walker.
00:51:24Right now.
00:51:25Professional dog walker.
00:51:26Wow.
00:51:27Yeah, just be surrounded by dogs all day and just go out for nice long walks.
00:51:31I'm always envious of dog walkers.
00:51:32But when we switch our jobs, do we still get to be paid well?
00:51:36Yeah.
00:51:37Dog walkers do get paid well.
00:51:39They do.
00:51:40They charge me a fortune.
00:51:41Yeah, yeah.
00:51:42I think I would be, I always wanted to be a surgeon.
00:51:47Mm.
00:51:48Always.
00:51:49Yeah.
00:51:50Getting inside that, fixing people, making people better.
00:51:54The idea of that, I absolutely love.
00:51:57I would trust Martin operating on me.
00:52:01I feel like nothing bothers him.
00:52:03I reckon he'd have a smile on his face.
00:52:05Humming gold.
00:52:06You're indestructible.
00:52:08Are we really...
00:52:10Slicing my heart open or something.
00:52:12I want to be an actor.
00:52:13Oh, really?
00:52:14One day, yeah, one day.
00:52:15But, like, I want to be like a James Bond villain kind of actor.
00:52:19Yeah.
00:52:20You're going to be watching James Bond once, one time,
00:52:22and you're just going to see the back of me.
00:52:24You don't even know it's me.
00:52:25I'm just going to bang.
00:52:27Ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da.
00:52:31I don't think we've ever had a very rough-around-the-edges,
00:52:34manc Bond villain.
00:52:36I don't feel as though that movie would make Hollywood.
00:52:38Ah, Mr Bond, been expecting ya.
00:52:41I was up for James Bond.
00:52:42Really?
00:52:43Yeah, yeah.
00:52:44Were you?
00:52:45Yeah, yeah, I did.
00:52:46I went, met Barbara Broccoli.
00:52:47Barbara Broccoli, did you meet her?
00:52:48Wow.
00:52:49I did that in my youth.
00:52:52Who got it that time?
00:52:53It was Pierce Brosnan.
00:52:55Oh.
00:52:56You would have been a great role.
00:52:57Yeah.
00:52:58He would have been the sexiest James Bond of all James Bonds.
00:53:02He's got those beautiful blue eyes.
00:53:04He's very tall.
00:53:05He's got so much charisma.
00:53:07Yeah, I think they missed a trick there.
00:53:10Let's say you don't get the role.
00:53:11I'm not saying you're not.
00:53:12Don't wish that on me, Ruby.
00:53:13But let's say Barbara Broccoli goes, it's not.
00:53:15Do you know what?
00:53:16Do you know what?
00:53:17Yeah, I don't know if this is a lie or not,
00:53:19but when penguins fall over on the back,
00:53:21they can't get back up, innit?
00:53:22They need picking back up.
00:53:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:24And apparently people fly over these places
00:53:27and just look out for penguins on the back.
00:53:29There's a job.
00:53:30You want to be a penguin picker?
00:53:32So I want to be a penguin picker.
00:53:33I want to change mine.
00:53:34I want to do that too.
00:53:36I didn't think you could interfere.
00:53:38That's true.
00:53:39Pick up a penguin.
00:53:40Pick up a penguin.
00:53:41We're showing our age now.
00:53:48Well, the surprises aren't they?
00:53:50Who knew Martin Kemp was up for the part of 007?
00:53:53You know what Bond movie Martin would have been great in?
00:53:58Finger.
00:53:59Wouldn't he though?
00:54:00Yes.
00:54:01He would have...
00:54:02I think he might have been better in...
00:54:04God!
00:54:05..than I.
00:54:07Yes, yes, yes, but I would have liked to have seen him in
00:54:10the man with the...
00:54:11God!
00:54:12..and gun.
00:54:15That's the lot.
00:54:16That's it.
00:54:17That's the more.
00:54:18Can't do it.
00:54:19The vote is now closed.
00:54:20Very shortly we've gone down to camp
00:54:21to announce who you've chosen to face the next Bush Tucker trial.
00:54:24Now, Jack Osborne's had a very tough year
00:54:27and he's been telling Lisa all about how him and his family
00:54:30have been Corbin.
00:54:33Where's Kelly now?
00:54:34Is she England or...?
00:54:35She's bouncing between England and America.
00:54:36Yeah.
00:54:37Yeah, she's kind of spending a lot more time with my mum in England
00:54:39so it's kind of where she's dropping anchor for a minute.
00:54:43Did you expect it or was it a shock?
00:54:46It was definitely a shock.
00:54:47I mean, we knew he was sick for a while but it was definitely a shock.
00:54:50It was like, you know, we didn't think it would be that quick.
00:54:55Yeah, yeah.
00:54:57What a legacy, eh?
00:54:58Oh, absolutely.
00:54:59I mean, the legacy of legacies.
00:55:00I was just saying, you know, it was the ultimate mic drop, you know.
00:55:03Did a massive big gig and then was like, alright, I'm done.
00:55:06I'll give you a little bit more.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:09You better remember me.
00:55:10I appreciate this.
00:55:11Yeah, yeah.
00:55:12Yeah.
00:55:13Because the boy did good.
00:55:14He did.
00:55:15Oh, that's amazing.
00:55:16Yeah.
00:55:19I know.
00:55:21My mummy's up there as well so I get it.
00:55:23Yeah.
00:55:27You were so special, weren't you?
00:55:30Yeah.
00:55:31He's forever, ever, ever with you.
00:55:33Always.
00:55:34And don't forget that.
00:55:36Yeah.
00:55:37He's looking at me being like, what the **** are you doing?
00:55:41Yeah.
00:55:42Yeah.
00:55:43But he'd want you keeping busy, wouldn't he?
00:55:45Oh, he would.
00:55:46You know?
00:55:47Yeah, he would have.
00:55:48He would be so supportive of this so it's like, you know.
00:55:50The whole family works, they would like, absolutely go do it.
00:55:52Oh, darling.
00:55:55Always, I'm here.
00:55:56And there are forever angels as I always say.
00:55:58And because we loved him that much, that's why it's still painful.
00:56:02Oh, yeah.
00:56:03It's just one of, it's such a weird thing.
00:56:05Yeah, it's so raw for you.
00:56:06So new.
00:56:07Yeah.
00:56:08Oh, darn.
00:56:10I actually really appreciated that connection.
00:56:14But it also brings up a lot, right?
00:56:16It brings up a lot of feelings.
00:56:18If I'm being honest, I'm still navigating it all.
00:56:20It's, you know, it's been three, you know, nearly four months.
00:56:26Um, and so it's, uh, you know, it's still, still pretty fresh.
00:56:31The songs go on, the music still, you know, goes on.
00:56:35Yeah.
00:56:36Get to hear them all the time.
00:56:38Yeah.
00:56:39But for your kids as well.
00:56:41Kind of cool saying your grandpas.
00:56:42It is.
00:56:43You know, you know, you're Ozzy Osbourne's grandkids.
00:56:45Yeah.
00:56:46The funny thing is he got sick when my oldest daughter was like seven.
00:56:51So my younger ones don't, and she went to a few of his shows, but they don't really have much memory of it.
00:56:56And so they don't really get it.
00:56:59And so at the show, they were kind of like, wait, what?
00:57:06It was very funny.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:10For me, my mum, for, for Jackie's dad, they're not there anymore.
00:57:14You know, he can't, he can't pick the phone up when he gets out and say,
00:57:17Dad, I've just done the jungle.
00:57:18I can't say that to my mum, you know, and that's hard, you know, it's hard.
00:57:25Welcome back, Tam and Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here live from Australia.
00:57:37We're on our way to announce who's taken on the next Bush Tucker trial after a whopping two million votes.
00:57:43What?
00:57:44Good, eh?
00:57:45Before that, back to last night's dinner, and while they were waiting for the food,
00:57:48the camp played a game of concentration.
00:57:51And we all know the key to that game is concentrating at all times, isn't it?
00:57:56What?
00:57:57The game.
00:57:58The game?
00:57:59Man City At Home, I think.
00:58:03Names of school subjects.
00:58:05Oh, my God.
00:58:06Mouths.
00:58:09Music.
00:58:11Drama.
00:58:13English.
00:58:14Biology.
00:58:17Physics.
00:58:18Yeah, you know what?
00:58:19What?
00:58:20That physics was dodgy, bro.
00:58:21It's meant to be on B, and you have to do it in the thing.
00:58:24You can't then go twice.
00:58:28Physics.
00:58:34Food.
00:58:35Food.
00:58:36Cheeseburgers.
00:58:37Cheeseburgers.
00:58:38Please, God, give us a cheeseburger.
00:58:39That's food.
00:58:40That's ten stars right there, boy.
00:58:41Yeah, there we go.
00:58:42Was it worth it?
00:58:43Jack, you need to wake up.
00:58:47I'm coming.
00:58:48I'm just putting my shoes on.
00:58:50As a result of ginger and ruby winning ten stars in today's trial, the diver.
00:58:54Woo-woo!
00:58:56Take a bow.
00:58:57Take a bow.
00:58:58You have kangaroo tail, russets, and pimentos.
00:59:04I thought the ingredients tonight were so good.
00:59:07I've never eaten kangaroo at all.
00:59:09What in the...
00:59:10Oh, my.
00:59:11What is that?
00:59:12It's like a trotter.
00:59:13That is horrible.
00:59:14There's meat.
00:59:15We have a lot of meat.
00:59:16Yeah, but there's also bone.
00:59:17Crispy-shedded kangaroo tail.
00:59:18Right, so who's doing what?
00:59:19I think the cooking dynamic is kind of a free-for-all.
00:59:20Like, everyone kind of tries to do bits and bobs, and it's absolute chaos.
00:59:33I'll just sit here.
00:59:34This is, like, deadly, though, to peel potatoes with this.
00:59:37Jack.
00:59:38Yeah?
00:59:39What knife should she use for the potato?
00:59:41Anything that you're not going to cut your hand off with.
00:59:43Well...
00:59:44But wait, you're taking off two bigger chunks.
00:59:45Hold on.
00:59:46You're taking off two bigger chunks.
00:59:47You need to skin it properly.
00:59:49Like...
00:59:50I can't...
00:59:51I haven't got a knife, Jack.
00:59:52What am I supposed to do?
00:59:53It's not that.
00:59:54Don't even use this.
00:59:55But there isn't a little knife.
00:59:56I know.
00:59:57I'm just...
00:59:58It's easier for me to butcher this with the little knife.
01:00:00It's only because the potatoes take the longest.
01:00:02That's true.
01:00:03So he's going to get them on first.
01:00:04I think with Kelly, it wasn't about the knife.
01:00:07It was my concern was health and safety, first of all.
01:00:10You know, she was insisting on a smaller knife.
01:00:12I said, no, no, you can use it.
01:00:13Listen, we've got to make work whatever's there.
01:00:15Everyone grabs all the balls and knives and then...
01:00:18That's what I was thinking.
01:00:19And I can't do anything.
01:00:20Let's go.
01:00:21Come, come, come.
01:00:22Yeah.
01:00:23I can...
01:00:24Look, I'll just...
01:00:25I think you only need two people cooking.
01:00:26No, come and finish this one there, please, Kels.
01:00:30I can feel it tonight.
01:00:31I think people are getting hungry and it may be, you know, making people a little bit itchy
01:00:37and scratchy, possibly.
01:00:39I think, I mean, yeah, we can... I think we're about there.
01:00:43It looks all right.
01:00:44Nice.
01:00:45Sweet, isn't it?
01:00:46It's actually not bad.
01:00:47It's actually not bad.
01:00:48The tail.
01:00:49It's actually all right.
01:00:50I love this meat, bruv.
01:00:53I still wouldn't have eaten that scrotum for this.
01:00:56No.
01:00:57I'll just use the dirty one.
01:00:58Fine.
01:00:59We didn't do it first.
01:01:00No.
01:01:01Everyone else is upper.
01:01:02Yeah.
01:01:03It had the meat in it.
01:01:04I'm sorry, but I ate a scrotum today and I think I deserve more than what we had.
01:01:09The kangaroo was inedible.
01:01:11But I didn't want to tell Jack because Jack's, you know, without him we don't eat at all.
01:01:18That kangaroo meat was shit.
01:01:22I don't feel like we've figured out the cooking situation yet.
01:01:26I really don't.
01:01:27Because I do think there's better ways to do stuff, like more tastier ways.
01:01:31I think Eddie feels the same and there's a few people that I think are now looking at
01:01:34and wanting to have a go.
01:01:36There's a lot of us doing stuff but we're not shouting about it.
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:41But this is what I'm trying to say though.
01:01:42It's not about all that.
01:01:43Just get it done.
01:01:44Yeah.
01:01:45Well, I tried to get on with it but I got told off.
01:01:47No, it wasn't.
01:01:48Don't look at her.
01:01:49I don't think I'm selling you off.
01:01:51So don't take it personal.
01:01:57Those dishes got a very quick wash, didn't they?
01:01:59A dip's a dip.
01:02:00Dips a dip.
01:02:01Dips a dip.
01:02:02Let's go in and tell them who's doing the trial.
01:02:03They're very loud this morning.
01:02:04Loud aren't they?
01:02:05Very loud.
01:02:06Oh!
01:02:07There's nothing out of them.
01:02:09I'm breathing.
01:02:10I'm breathing.
01:02:11I'm breathing.
01:02:12You are.
01:02:13Settle down.
01:02:14Settle down.
01:02:15Settle down.
01:02:16Morning.
01:02:17Morning.
01:02:18Morning.
01:02:19Are you having fun in here or what?
01:02:21Yeah you are.
01:02:22We'll put an end to that.
01:02:23Because the public have been voting for the trial.
01:02:26This one's called the Jungle Doomsday Vault.
01:02:29Oy!
01:02:30In no particular order.
01:02:32Lisa.
01:02:33The public have decided it's not you.
01:02:39Ruby.
01:02:40Well done yesterday.
01:02:42Ruby.
01:02:43Well done yesterday.
01:02:45The public have decided it's not you.
01:02:49Ooh.
01:02:50Ooh.
01:02:51Shauna.
01:02:52Hello.
01:02:53It's not you.
01:02:54Jack.
01:02:55It's not you.
01:02:56Eddie.
01:02:57I dig.
01:02:58It might be you.
01:02:59Oh!
01:03:00Oh.
01:03:01Oh.
01:03:02Martin.
01:03:03I dig.
01:03:04You dig.
01:03:05Oh!
01:03:06Oh!
01:03:07Oh!
01:03:08Oh!
01:03:09Oh!
01:03:10Oh!
01:03:11Oh!
01:03:12Oh!
01:03:13Oh!
01:03:14Oh!
01:03:15Oh!
01:03:16Oh!
01:03:17Oh!
01:03:18Oh!
01:03:19Oh!
01:03:20Oh!
01:03:21Oh!
01:03:22It's not you.
01:03:24Alex.
01:03:27It's not you.
01:03:30Kelly.
01:03:33It's not you.
01:03:36Ginge.
01:03:38It's not you.
01:03:40So that means H.
01:03:43It might be you.
01:03:45So it's between Eddie and H.
01:03:46The public have decided the person they want to see face.
01:03:49The Jungle Doomsday Vault is...
01:03:52..H.
01:03:56H. We'll see you in the trials area later.
01:03:59Have a good morning, everyone. See you tomorrow.
01:04:01See you later.
01:04:02Yeah, I'm very much here.
01:04:08Come on, come on. You got it, son. You got it.
01:04:12Do you know what? I was praying they said both of us then.
01:04:14I was looking at that.
01:04:15I was going to say it's both of you.
01:04:16Shit in myself. See you later.
01:04:20Nah, you got this. You got this.
01:04:22Seems happy.
01:04:23They're having a lovely time.
01:04:24Aren't they?
01:04:25There's plenty more from camp over on ITV2 right now
01:04:27where Joel and Kemi have got another help, another Amos Lempity unpacked.
01:04:31We'll be heading over to join them very shortly,
01:04:33but that is it from us here.
01:04:35We'll be back tomorrow night at nine
01:04:36to see how H. gets on in the Jungle Doomsday Vault.
01:04:40Thanks for watching. Good night.
01:04:41Good night.
01:04:43Good night.
01:05:00Outro Music
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