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Studio C - Season 21 Episode 6 -
I'm Manifesting You Zip Your Lips with Pierson
I'm Manifesting You Zip Your Lips with Pierson
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00:00You can get me a little treat.
00:01A little treat?
00:02I wish every day was payday.
00:04You know, we really should be better at manifesting money.
00:07Girl, you are so right.
00:08Look at us wishing.
00:10We have got to believe that more money is coming our way.
00:14Yeah.
00:15Yeah, you know what?
00:16You're right.
00:16I believe more money is coming my way.
00:19You do.
00:19I believe it, too.
00:20Next in line.
00:23Deposit or withdrawal?
00:24Deposit.
00:25Nope, wait a minute.
00:27Withdrawal.
00:28$10,000.
00:31She's manifesting.
00:33She finally believes.
00:35Okay.
00:36Oh, sorry.
00:37It says your account is currently overdrawn.
00:40Oh.
00:41Girl?
00:44Manifest.
00:49Okay.
00:50Well, then...
00:52This is a stick-up!
00:54Put the money in the bag!
00:55Oh, yes, Queen!
00:57This is a library!
01:00And I am manifesting that it goes smoothly.
01:04Okay, this clearly wasn't planned.
01:06You two don't even have a gun.
01:08Well, I'm manifesting we do have a gun.
01:12Hey, what's going on over here?
01:14I can't believe this gun just appeared for you!
01:23I know, I asked and the universe answered.
01:25I don't think that's how manifesting works.
01:27Um, I am manifesting, then, that you zip your lips.
01:32Woo!
01:32Look at him right here!
01:35Wow.
01:36That is how it works.
01:37I need to be doing this in my life.
01:39Yes.
01:39Yes, you do, sir.
01:41Here, watch this.
01:41Mr. Security Guide, get on the ground with the others.
01:44What?
01:44I'm manifesting you.
01:46Get on the ground with the others!
01:47Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:49How are they doing this?
01:50Stop messing with them!
01:51They're manifesting!
01:53Okay, now, I am manifesting that we all hurry this up, please.
01:58Chop, chop!
01:58Hurry it up!
01:59Okay, okay.
01:59Chop, chop!
02:00I'm tired of being a weenie all my life.
02:04I'm manifesting being a hero.
02:06Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
02:08I am manifesting that no one be a hero.
02:12Oh, shoot.
02:13She out-manifested me.
02:15I am a weenie.
02:16Oh!
02:17Oh!
02:18Did you all see that?
02:19He manifested being a weenie again.
02:22All you have to do is believe, folks.
02:25Huh?
02:26Okay, who called the cops, huh?
02:27I am manifesting that someone tell me right now.
02:32There's a security guard.
02:33He had a silent alarm.
02:34Oh, what a weenie this guy is.
02:37Oh, I am manifesting so hard right now.
02:40Oh, oh, please believe.
02:40Believe, believe harder.
02:42Oh, manifest.
02:43Okay, but how are we going to get out of this?
02:46Um, oh, magazines.
02:48We can make a vision board.
02:49Oh, oh.
02:51Freeze!
02:51Uh, I cut out a picture of a hostage,
02:54and I'm putting it on my vision board.
02:56Oh, I'll be your hostage.
02:56Oh, yes!
02:59I cut it!
03:00That's it.
03:01I'm manifesting arresting you.
03:04Well, I'm manifesting escaping!
03:07Yes!
03:07Go!
03:07Go!
03:07Go!
03:08Go for here!
03:11Manifest!
03:12Manifest!
03:15You just didn't really believe it, did you?
03:16Oh, I didn't.
03:18No.
03:18I did not.
03:19No.
03:20No.
03:20I want to run into the night, I want to step inside,
03:29because I know what we can do.
03:33Hey, hey!
03:34I want to run into the night, I want to step into a dream with you.
03:44I want to run into the night, I want to step inside, because I know what we can do.
03:52Is there a doctor on board?
03:56This man is having a heart attack.
03:57I'm a doctor, I work at the ER.
03:59Thank you so much, we appreciate your help.
04:01He's experiencing severe chest pain, a weak pulse, and some trouble breathing.
04:04Don't worry, sir, you're going to be okay.
04:06Yes.
04:07Don't worry, sir.
04:08You're in our capable hands now.
04:10I'm also a doctor.
04:11Oh, great.
04:12Chiropractor.
04:13Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
04:16No, don't worry, I'm a licensed doctor just like you, according to the Weber County Online
04:21Chiropractic Institute.
04:23Okay, I don't think that counts.
04:25Why?
04:26Where'd you go?
04:27Harvard.
04:29Huh.
04:30Never heard of it.
04:33Sorry, I was in the bathroom, you guys called for doctors?
04:35Yes, this man is having a heart attack.
04:36Good to meet you, sir.
04:37Dr. Miller, DDS.
04:39Open wide for me.
04:41Okay, everyone back up.
04:43I need someone to get me a towel and some aspirin.
04:45Yes, and I need a strap that can wrap around his face to pull his head away from his neck.
04:49No, don't get that.
04:50Okay, and just breathe out for me.
04:55Now, suck on this tube.
04:56Okay, I think you're making it worse.
04:59Are they healthy?
05:01And you just haven't expanded your mind enough to appreciate how.
05:04Dr. Rachel Smith, doctorate of clinical hypnotherapy and crystals.
05:11Okay, how does that help?
05:12It only helps if you're willing to make a change.
05:15Oh, my gosh, I'm gonna die!
05:18But how does that make you feel?
05:21I think you're hurting him.
05:24Someone call for a vet?
05:26No!
05:27All right, open wide.
05:28This is gonna hurt a little bit.
05:29Let me see that back.
05:30All right.
05:30Oh, I'm gonna go get my tools.
05:32No!
05:34Tell me about your childhood.
05:36Someone hasn't been flossing.
05:38Stop.
05:39All right, let's get in there.
05:42A really important pause after everything.
05:45Hey, guys!
05:46Guys!
05:47Just elevate his legs.
05:48Yes, thank you.
05:50Okay.
05:50Now breathe with me, okay?
05:52In and out.
05:55In and out.
05:58Who are you?
06:01The name's Seuss.
06:03Dr. Seuss.
06:05One fish, two fish, one fish, one fish, one fish.
06:07One fish, one fish.
06:09One fish, one fish, one fish.
06:10One fish, one fish.
06:11One fish, one fish.
06:12One fish, one fish.
06:13One fish, one fish.
06:14One fish, one fish.
06:15One fish, one fish.
06:16One fish, one fish.
06:17One fish, one fish.
06:18One fish, one fish.
06:19Oh, oh, oh.
06:20Book club ladies, are we excited to dive into the winds of Chateau Blanc-Veu?
06:26Excited is an understatement.
06:29I like how it was set in France.
06:31Darla, honey, where is your famous dip?
06:34Oh, the dip.
06:36Don't you fret.
06:37Don't you fret.
06:38I was just hiding it from the hubby.
06:40Oh.
06:41Here.
06:45Oh, my stars.
06:47Darla.
06:49That looks numb.
06:52It is not book club without Darla's famous 125-layer depth looking numb.
06:57Had a heck of a time moving it from the kitchen, I tell you.
07:02Ladies, before we dive into this book, should we dip?
07:06We dip.
07:07Now, damn it.
07:10You barely scraped the surface.
07:12You got to get guacamole on that.
07:14Oh, I got to get me some guacamole on this.
07:17How deep do I dip for the guac?
07:18Layer 12, pass the hummus.
07:20You hit shredded cheddar, you're gone too far.
07:22Oh.
07:23Twins of Chateau Blanc blue time.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Okay.
07:27Chapter one.
07:33Who else found that setting bucolic?
07:36Oh, almost a girl.
07:37I love that about it.
07:39Oh, somebody get that fly before it gets in the dip.
07:43Oh, no.
07:44Oh, we can't get in the dip.
07:45Oh, no.
07:46We can't get in the dip.
07:47Oh, no.
07:48Oh, no.
07:49Get back in the dip.
07:50I don't see that.
07:51Oh.
07:52Oh.
07:57Got it.
07:58Good work.
07:59Good work.
08:00She's so good.
08:01Ladies, I was just thinking.
08:03Hmm.
08:04Should we dip?
08:05Oh.
08:06We dip.
08:07Oh, I'm gonna explore some new layers.
08:10What we got down here?
08:12Honey, what is this flavor I am tasting?
08:15Layer 42's red velvet dump cake.
08:17Oh.
08:18Right above the hot chicken pickles and cookie butter.
08:20Oh.
08:21Oh, my goodness.
08:22Oh.
08:23Oh.
08:24Ladies, help.
08:25I lost my reader.
08:26Oh, no.
08:27Oh.
08:28Oh.
08:29Oh.
08:30Oh.
08:31Oh.
08:32Oh.
08:33Oh.
08:34Oh.
08:35Oh.
08:36Oh.
08:37Oh.
08:38Oh.
08:39That could have been bad.
08:40That could have been incredibly bad, honey.
08:42OK.
08:45Winds of Chateau Blanc Blanc.
08:47Chapter 12.
08:55It's all right.
08:56Wasn't that setting just, um, wasn't it pastoral?
08:59Oh, incredibly pastoral.
09:01Oh, yes.
09:02It's a morality.
09:03It's just my hat.
09:04I love it.
09:05I love it.
09:06It's so good.
09:07So good, honey.
09:08Oh, and when the horse clumped into town,
09:12who else found that also pastoral?
09:15Oh, it finally pastoral.
09:16It's not even these.
09:21OK.
09:23I'm starved.
09:25Should we damp?
09:27Oh, we damp!
09:29All right, honey.
09:31It's a great opportunity to damp.
09:35What is this shrimp flavor?
09:39And shrimp, huh?
09:41Oh!
09:42Below the poke, above the acai.
09:44I'm dead shrimp.
09:46Oh, I love acai.
09:48Where's that acai?
09:49Oh!
09:50Oh!
09:51Well, well.
09:57What time is it?
09:58That's my boy Jackson.
10:00Aw.
10:01He's one of the layers.
10:02Aw.
10:03Loves the pressure of the damp.
10:04Aw.
10:05Helps him nap.
10:06That's good.
10:07Back to bed, Mr. Honey, Mr. Sweet Thing.
10:08Oh!
10:09Oh!
10:11What a sweet little sticky angel in me.
10:14All right.
10:15Oh!
10:16Oh!
10:21Oh!
10:22Florence!
10:23You okay, Miss Mom and Miss Hun?
10:24No.
10:26I'm all right, honey.
10:27I just...
10:28Darla, the dip is great.
10:29I just...
10:31I thought I would have found T-bone steak by now.
10:34But, uh...
10:35I didn't.
10:36It's fine.
10:37I'm fine.
10:38I'm fine.
10:39Oh, it's in there, baby girl.
10:42G-O-G-O-T-In that dip.
10:46Excuse me.
10:47Get...in...the dip.
10:53Florence!
10:54Florence!
10:55Ladies and gentlemen!
10:57Florence! Florence! Florence! Florence!
10:59Florence! Florence! Florence!
11:02Yes, Florence!
11:04Yee-zee!
11:06Diet-de-de-de-de!
11:08Diet-de-de-de-de!
11:10Diet-de-de-de-de!
11:11Oh, she's been gone too long.
11:18She's claimed another one.
11:21Oh!
11:23Yay!
11:26Ladies, should we dip?
11:31We dip!
11:36Come on in, you can do it!
11:39Help me! I can't!
11:41Help me!
11:42You can do it!
11:44Okay, Penelope, it's your first college party and even though you were home schooled you're still gonna socialize.
11:49Okay, Penelope, it's your first college party, and even though you were homeschooled,
12:11you're still going to socialize super well and make a ton of friends.
12:15You've got this.
12:18Friend?
12:19What?
12:20You.
12:21And me.
12:22Together.
12:23Friend.
12:24Forever.
12:25Uh, no.
12:27Dang it.
12:28What the heck even was that?
12:30Way too forward.
12:32Just try some light conversation.
12:36Small talk.
12:38Hello!
12:39Are you guys conversating over here?
12:42Yeah, you want to-
12:44What are all of your biggest fears?
12:46Mine's probably waking up one morning only to find that everyone I've ever known or loved is dead.
12:51Oh, and my hands are rats.
12:54You know, like the-
12:57What?
12:58Too far?
12:59Too fast?
13:00The first part about the rats?
13:01Now they have something to hold over.
13:02You stupid!
13:03Get it together!
13:04You are cool.
13:05You are confident.
13:07Okay, fake it till you make it, baby.
13:10Let's go!
13:11Hello, hello.
13:12How we doing?
13:13How we doing?
13:14Hey, excuse me.
13:15Can you hop out of there really quick?
13:17Thank you so much.
13:18Hey, who wants to see me do a backflip?
13:19No, you should not do that.
13:20I'm gonna!
13:24Way too confident, Penelope.
13:25You know you can't do a backflip, yet you keep trying.
13:30Gotta be more mysterious.
13:33Yeah.
13:34Yeah, let them do the talking.
13:36You just need a conversation starter.
13:38Toilet paper!
13:40Okay.
13:41I wrapped myself in toilet paper!
13:45Great.
13:46To give us something to talk about!
13:53You had them, and then you lost them!
13:57Just try complimenting someone.
14:00You got nice ear holes!
14:05What?!
14:06Cookie Monster?!
14:08No!
14:12Do you live around here?
14:17Ah!
14:20That usually works!
14:23What do I gotta do?
14:26Uh, uh, Occupido?
14:29Are you almost done in there?
14:31Some of us need to use the bathroom too.
14:33Uh, are you, um, friend?
14:34Friend?
14:35Yes!
14:36Friend!
14:37Friend!
14:38Ah!
14:39Let me guess.
14:40Homeschooled?
14:41Until 14th grade.
14:42Here's hoping I graduate.
14:43Nice.
14:44Oh boy, we made it!
14:45The great and powerful Wizard of Oz!
14:46Our troubles are solved!
14:47Oh boy, we made it!
14:48The great and powerful Wizard of Oz!
14:49Our troubles are solved!
14:50Oh my!
14:51Struth!
14:52Look at ya!
14:53You shivering like an ankle body of wet tux!
14:54What?
14:55You're faffin' it!
14:56I'm faffin' it!
14:57What?
14:58You're faffin' it!
14:59It's a little shit.
15:00I'm out!
15:01I'm catalogue!
15:02You're a little shit!
15:03It's a little bit too.
15:04oh boy we made it the great and powerful wizard of oz our troubles are solved
15:13oh my struth look at you you're shivering like an ankle bite her wet dogs
15:20what you're faffing about like a chook with its head chopped off i'm not that such a drongos
15:27dorothy i think this wizard might be from the other oz oz-stralia
15:35oh no you looking for the other bloke yeah no you should have followed the yellow brick road i'm at
15:40the end of golden payment stone avenue i told you bill the bass more difficult but now the tradies
15:44they whinge more than a pack of bird poems in the sand i know i don't have a brain but
15:50what i think he's saying we took a wrong turn
15:56that does explain all those flying kangaroos and we had to get on that plane for so-so-so-sixteen
16:03hours and those nasty customs people took toto i just want to go home struth here's a heaps day
16:10by the way call me a dax i'll give you sisti sisti dorothy if i'm to understand the way this wizard
16:17talks which is by the way irritating i think sisti is australian for assistance it's like they learn
16:25words as babies and then never move on if you want my sister you gotta find the green witch and give me
16:31your hat now shoot through what what's this uh pay new attention to the man behind the bit of kit
16:45i got in valley fair dinkum i'm sprung i'm just a reggo bloke tomorrow i'll be off like a bag of prawns
16:57in the sun if you want to tag along fair warning though it'll be tighter than a mozzie's pocket in
17:01there because it'll be chocoblock with munchkins this is hurting my brain that i don't have
17:09yeah i don't really feel scared anymore i just feel kind of angry i think he's saying he'll give you a
17:17lift then just say that
17:26witch beware she's wicked ass i'm sorry i dropped a house on your sister please forgive me yeah no no
17:33walk us carlba there was a day for witch's sister you're fine oh she's from the other oz too
17:39they call me the wild witch from down under steering up ruckus from the bush to the beach spooky hey
17:48give me that hat what's so special about her hat you really want to know it's all the flies that fly i
17:57just want to go home or anywhere else honestly give me that hat got it no the flies will buzz my head
18:06now i'm shooting through i'm shooting through see ya bonsai thanks heaps for that now take these
18:17and repeat after me there's no replies like ham there's no replies like ham oh nar is how they say
18:27no here that's fun i guess
18:30what is going on why is there an angry mob outside oh good news we've made a groundbreaking
18:49discovery bad news uh it does contradict with some of the discoveries we've made before what do you
18:56mean well you know brachiosaurus of course favorite dinosaur of half the population of the world
19:03right well turns out all of those bones that we thought were in his neck turns out actually not
19:07his neck not even a little bit of a stick oh oh my that is awful yeah yeah people are upset
19:19get back neck or go to heck oh okay okay wait wait then what do those bones belong to oh well that's
19:27actually more good news we know exactly where those bones belong bad news is t-rex
19:33bad news we were wrong okay okay okay um we're just gonna have to do a little bit of damage control
19:53here okay uh luckily there are still a ton of other beloved dinosaurs like the triceratops
19:58uh what okay don't get mad yeah
20:08at two triceratops mm-hmm at him as well soon we're ruined how did we miss all of this well for
20:17centuries paleontologists have just been putting dinosaur bones together based off of what looked
20:21plausible and cool we never stopped to think that maybe they all just looked kind of dumb
20:27mm-hmm and stupid well that's the good news the bad news is
20:38they weren't wings they were ears pterodactyl but how did he fly he didn't fly he heard
20:48okay okay uh we have to cover this up before anyone finds out oh well that's such a great
20:52idea where was this guy six months ago you've known about this for six months yes and that's the bad
20:58news and actually there's more bad news the other bad news is there's um you know saber-toothed tiger
21:07more like bucktooth tiger no parasaurol office
21:16had this weird dangly thing why velociraptor not even close
21:27how did you come to this conclusion saw in a dream once and released it to the public right away
21:31oh no my career everything i've worked for it's ruined well there is a silver lining one last sliver
21:40of good news you know this dinosaur pachycephalosaurus oh please tell me it looks cool now nope we actually
21:49got that one right oh
22:04oh come on science
22:10and breathe with me
22:11one fish two fish red fish blue fish
22:33wrong button dude bear warning though it'll be poor
22:36and i ripped a little bit but i think it's okay okay
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