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Hannibal Buress: Hannibal Takes Edinburgh (2016) is a lively and entertaining comedy special featuring the comedian's witty observations, clever humor, and engaging storytelling. Filmed during a vibrant performance in Edinburgh, the show highlights everyday life, funny situations, and relatable experiences with charm and energy. With its memorable jokes and playful style, it offers an enjoyable and family-friendly viewing experience for comedy fans of all ages.
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00:00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:00:30C'est parti !
00:01:00Why is he living like this ?
00:01:02Look at this. This place is a shithole, yo.
00:01:07As far as New York comedians go, I'm probably top five in underwear.
00:01:13What's that? One, two, three, four, five. Bam.
00:01:16Fucking ballin', yo. So many goddamn boxes, man.
00:01:20I shit myself so much.
00:01:22Flow like it's nothing. Whoa.
00:01:26Europeans don't fuck with this size of towel.
00:01:29Like, you go to places, they don't have this.
00:01:33This is not part of their life in the bathroom.
00:01:37Why don't you have washcloths?
00:01:39The fuck are you washing your face with?
00:01:41Hey, Europe, get a fucking towel like this.
00:01:46We're heading over to the Edinburgh Friends Festival.
00:01:50I'm going over there because you get better as a comedian
00:01:53when performing every day for a month.
00:01:56So it's going to be a lot of performing and a lot of fun.
00:02:00Oh no.
00:02:01I'm beginning to get younger,
00:02:01I'm Oh no, I'm done.
00:02:02I'm going over there being a lot.
00:02:03I'm gonna go over, you hate moan off.
00:02:04Yeah, I know Igешь, but I helped support you this day for you too,
00:02:06but I think it's better yourself than doing so.
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00:02:15Oh my God.
00:02:16He can see that.
00:02:18Oh my god, he…
00:02:20Dude, I love to work tomorrow.
00:02:21Mom's a journey of table.
00:02:25Hi Jeremy, I'm back in Paris
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00:03:22C'est tout le monde, c'est tout le monde.
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00:06:18First was anger, damn it, I got a shit on the plane.
00:06:22Then it was denial, I'm not shitting on this plane.
00:06:26Then it was sadness, I got a shit on the plane.
00:06:29Then it was acceptance, yeah I guess I got a shit on this plane.
00:06:32Then it was happiness, yo I'm shitting in the sky.
00:06:38I went through a lot that morning.
00:06:43Airport security, they get weirder and weirder, man.
00:06:46And when I fly out of New York, I hand them my ID and my board pass, they say, what's your name, where are you going?
00:06:52Come on dude, y'all can do better than that.
00:06:55Sometimes I say a fake name just to see what they'll do.
00:06:58I hand them my ID, say, what's your name?
00:07:00I said, Michael.
00:07:01He said, nope.
00:07:02I said, Hannibal.
00:07:03He said, enjoy your trip.
00:07:07America's all about second chances.
00:07:14This is goofy, man.
00:07:16Like, now the thing is, you don't have to take your shoes off in security if you're 12 years old and under.
00:07:25Because I guess 13, that's when you hit your shoe bombing face.
00:07:30And I didn't see it in action, so I was behind this kid and the security said, how old are you?
00:07:35The kid said, 12.
00:07:37And he said, oh, you don't have to take your shoes off.
00:07:40But next year, you're going to be real skeptical.
00:07:45It's terrible change, yo.
00:07:51I'm not really scared to death.
00:07:53But I just, I hope I'll just be able to play video games when I'm old.
00:07:58That's what I think about.
00:08:00Like, okay, I like video games now.
00:08:02But where they have, like, an arthritic video game controller.
00:08:07If your neck is all weird.
00:08:09I guess they have the Wii where you can do that.
00:08:11But I don't really like the Wii games.
00:08:13And that, there's not that much strategy involved.
00:08:15I got into a car accident on my 29th birthday.
00:08:21It sucked.
00:08:22Mostly because I was in a car with three strange women.
00:08:24And I think I had a good shot at the girl that was in the backseat with me.
00:08:28But once the car accident happened, it threw my whole momentum out.
00:08:32Because it's hard to get your game back on once you're in the ER for 12 hours.
00:08:35You can't pop out.
00:08:36So where were we?
00:08:38What did you say your dreams were?
00:08:41I didn't even see the accident happening.
00:08:42I didn't even get to have that moment in a car accident where you,
00:08:44I didn't even get, ah, no, what are you doing?
00:08:48I didn't even get that moment.
00:08:50I just woke up.
00:08:51Hurt in the ambulance.
00:08:53I get to the ER.
00:08:54I'm laid out bloody.
00:08:55Hadn't been treated yet.
00:08:56I was out there doing shows with another comic, Aziz Ansari.
00:08:59Very famous in the States.
00:09:01He came in and checked on me.
00:09:03Male nurse sees him.
00:09:04Holy shit, is that Aziz?
00:09:06Oh, man, I'm a huge fan.
00:09:08Parks and Recreation, 40 people, 30 minutes, and that's all side of Aziz.
00:09:10Oh, man.
00:09:11Yeah, man, he was in all of those things.
00:09:13But look, I'm starring in a reality show called Man Bleeding Out of His Head Right Now.
00:09:18So I need you to kindly turn down your fandom and be a medical professional
00:09:22because I'm fading in and out.
00:09:25And I was cursing a lot.
00:09:27I was upset.
00:09:27I was snapping out of my bed.
00:09:29Fuck this shit!
00:09:30This shit sucks!
00:09:31I'm in South Carolina, my fucking head split open.
00:09:34I was in a real state right now.
00:09:35Why can't I be in a real fucking state right now?
00:09:37Sir, there are other families in here!
00:09:39Oh, so my cursing is ruining their emergency room experience?
00:09:44Because it's usually such a pleasant place.
00:09:46How was the ER for you, man?
00:09:48Well, the staff was very attentive to my dad's gunshot wounds.
00:09:52The facilities were top-notch.
00:09:54But what ruined it was the guy in the next bed that kept saying, motherfucker.
00:10:01So now I got this scar right here, and I don't really like it.
00:10:04But some people say, well, scars are cool.
00:10:05No, scars are cool when you got a cool story.
00:10:08My story sucked.
00:10:09Hannibal, how'd you get that scar?
00:10:11Man, I was drunk trying to fuck this fat girl in South Carolina.
00:10:16I'm glad I didn't die.
00:10:17How'd Hannibal die?
00:10:18Hanging out with some girl.
00:10:19Let me see a picture of the girl.
00:10:21Ooh, tough way to go out.
00:10:22Rest in peace, Hannibal.
00:10:28One time I saw this two-year-old in a stroller.
00:10:31He was, buddy, he was sitting in it like this and shit.
00:10:34I was like, who is this classy-ass kid?
00:10:37Who is that?
00:10:38He held his sippy cup underhand like it was cognac or some shit.
00:10:45With the towel on the mic, I look like the germaphobe comedian.
00:10:49Check him out.
00:10:52He's a germaphobe comedian.
00:10:53Come see him at the Fringe.
00:10:55Man, people are so disgusting.
00:10:58Oh, man.
00:11:00You ever see somebody dig in their nose and then they try to shake your hand?
00:11:03Fuck that.
00:11:04Fuck that.
00:11:05No germs.
00:11:06That's my, that's the germaphobe comedian's catchphrase.
00:11:08Fuck that.
00:11:10No germs.
00:11:11You ever have somebody try to take a sip from your water?
00:11:14Ugh, fuck that.
00:11:16No germs.
00:11:18Maybe that'd be my new gimmick, yeah?
00:11:20Be able to describe me easier and shit.
00:11:23You know that comedian?
00:11:24He has a towel around the mic stand.
00:11:26I'm like, Mike, for no reason.
00:11:27You heard?
00:11:28Oh, yeah, yeah, the germaphobe comedian.
00:11:31Fuck that.
00:11:31No germs.
00:11:32Yeah, fuck that.
00:11:33No germs.
00:11:34That was him.
00:11:34Oh, dude, this is the weirdest thing I've seen on the internet.
00:11:49Sneeze fetish, yo.
00:11:52On an episode of the Eric Andre show, there's this game where they're throwing coffee on Eric Andre.
00:12:01And so I sneeze because of it.
00:12:03And then, so there's some website that says comedian Hannibal Buress.
00:12:07He sneezes around 40 seconds.
00:12:09The sniffles around 45 seconds.
00:12:12There's a sneeze fetish website in the world.
00:12:16That's weird as fuck, yo.
00:12:18It's not the type of sex symbol I'm trying to be.
00:12:23It is around 10.30 in the morning.
00:12:26It is quite early to try to do stand-up comedy.
00:12:29And I got another show after this.
00:12:30It's at 11.45.
00:12:31So, before 1 o'clock, I would have done two shows today.
00:12:37Welcome, please, Mr. Hannibal Buress.
00:12:42Can I ask, the research notice said that you actually have a flat in Edinburgh, an apartment here.
00:12:48Is that right?
00:12:49Did you purchase one when you were over?
00:12:50No, why would I do that?
00:12:55Nah, man.
00:12:55But the flat I'm renting is very awful.
00:12:58The one that I have for this month, that lady, I don't know how she lives like that.
00:13:02The toilet is in a separate room from the sink and shower.
00:13:05I don't understand that at all, and it upsets me, so I just pee in the sink.
00:13:10When I first got to somebody who's knocking on my door at 9 in the morning, and I'm thinking,
00:13:18who's knocking on my door?
00:13:19I don't know anybody here.
00:13:21Who is this?
00:13:21And I say, who is it?
00:13:24And the guy says, Scottish power!
00:13:31All right, good for you, man.
00:13:35Early morning patriotism is a great thing.
00:13:39I'm not from this place, but I'm happy for you.
00:13:41I'm going to the assembly rooms.
00:13:47Church Street.
00:13:49Yeah, like the Bosco tent and that stuff.
00:13:54You want to drop something over here.
00:13:56It's closed obviously up there to go up to the assembly rooms.
00:13:59You sure this is it?
00:14:00Basically from there, it's closed.
00:14:02What, you're done along George Street, aye?
00:14:04No, I'm just trying to make sure this isn't right,
00:14:06because that's two assembly rooms.
00:14:09That's all I'm saying.
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