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The Age of Spin: Dave Chappelle Live at the Hollywood Palladium (2017) features Dave Chappelle delivering a lively and energetic stand-up performance filled with sharp observations, quick wit, and memorable storytelling. Blending humor with thoughtful commentary, the special showcases his trademark timing and engaging stage presence. With its entertaining delivery, clever insights, and confident style, this performance offers a fun and engaging experience for viewers who enjoy character-driven humor and expressive, personality-based comedy.
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00:42:48What does it all really mean?
00:42:54It's easier not to care for you
00:42:56But for us, we were trained to care
00:43:00We were raised that way
00:43:02I used to watch a fucking cartoon
00:43:04When I was growing up
00:43:06Called Care Bears
00:43:12It was about a fucking group
00:43:14Of teddy bear people
00:43:16They were like teddy bears but they were like people
00:43:18And they were all different colors
00:43:20And they all fucking just walked around caring
00:43:24They cared about each other
00:43:26And everything else
00:43:28They all had
00:43:30Different designs on their stomachs
00:43:32And the designs told you something
00:43:34About what they might be like inside
00:43:40Very, very loving group of beings
00:43:42And when shit got real bad
00:43:44As nice as those teddy bears were
00:43:46They didn't get mean faces
00:43:48They got determined
00:43:50And the leader would say
00:43:52Come on guys
00:43:54It's time for the Care Bear
00:43:56Stare!
00:43:58Remember that shit?
00:44:00And them little teddy bears would lock arms
00:44:06And stare at the problem
00:44:08And I'm not even bullshitting
00:44:10Actual love would shoot out of their chest
00:44:18And would dispel anything that was fucked up
00:44:20And when we grew up
00:44:22And when we grew up
00:44:24We wanted to be like those babies
00:44:26And then we got our hearts broken
00:44:28Cause we found out
00:44:30That life wasn't gonna let us do that
00:44:32And that it's impossible
00:44:34To shoot love out of your chest
00:44:36However
00:44:38I have shot love onto somebody's chest before
00:44:46I do it all the time
00:44:48It's the next best thing
00:44:50Oh yeah, you kids don't know
00:45:00Your generation is just determined to be
00:45:04Angry
00:45:06Mad
00:45:08Everybody's mad
00:45:10Back when we were growing up
00:45:11Only black people were mad
00:45:12Now, everybody's just trying to get in on the act
00:45:16I try to think to myself
00:45:18When did everyone get mad?
00:45:19And then I realized
00:45:20This happened before we were born
00:45:22This is a long way to go
00:45:23But
00:45:24Probably started
00:45:26In the Second World War
00:45:28Think about it
00:45:29All these black men
00:45:31Millions of black men
00:45:32Leave the United States for the first time
00:45:34Go over to Europe with America's armed forces
00:45:37And fight the Nazis
00:45:39And make more money fighting Nazis
00:45:41Than they ever dreamed they would make in the United States
00:45:44And a lot of those men
00:45:46While they were in Europe
00:45:47Just to be real
00:45:49Not to be crass
00:45:50A lot of them
00:45:51Probably got their dick sucked by white women
00:45:55I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen
00:45:57This was World War II Europe
00:45:58And these were desperate times
00:46:00And penises were being sucked for shoelaces
00:46:02And chocolate
00:46:03And very frivolous things
00:46:08And it's very hard to come back to America
00:46:10And sit on the back of the bus
00:46:11After you've been in the south of France
00:46:12Getting your dick sucked for a crunch bar
00:46:14Or some crazy shit like that
00:46:19That's a life changing experience
00:46:24And while that was happening in Europe
00:46:26Here in America
00:46:27For the first time
00:46:28Women entered the workforce in mass
00:46:31By the millions
00:46:33All the men were gone
00:46:34Someone had to run the factory
00:46:36The ladies didn't
00:46:37That's right
00:46:39This was the first generation of American women
00:46:42To have independent income in mass
00:46:44And when the men came back
00:46:46The women weren't the same
00:46:47American women had grown
00:46:49They were uttering phrases
00:46:50That no woman on earth
00:46:51Had ever spoken before
00:46:53Things like no
00:46:54And shut the fuck up
00:46:55And I don't feel like it
00:46:57And then behind the scenes of that
00:47:06There was a little known government agency
00:47:09That started testing mind control drugs
00:47:11On the American public
00:47:12They fucked up
00:47:14They tested it for 12 years
00:47:15They didn't realize
00:47:16These drugs were not mind controlling
00:47:18They were mind expanding
00:47:20It was LSD and mescaline
00:47:22And shit like that
00:47:23And for the first time
00:47:25There was a new school of thought
00:47:27That was chemically induced
00:47:28That made people question
00:47:29The very society they lived in
00:47:31By 1960
00:47:33The president of the United States
00:47:34Was only 42 years old
00:47:37Can you imagine?
00:47:38DMX is older than that
00:47:44And he was gonna usher in a new era of peace
00:47:47He was gonna avoid the Cold War
00:47:49He was gonna end segregation
00:47:50And they blew his fucking brains out
00:47:53In front of everyone in Dallas
00:47:55This country was never the same
00:47:57There were seven more major assassinations in the 60's
00:48:00Anyone that stood up and said anything
00:48:02Was shot down the streets
00:48:04Like a fucking dog
00:48:05Kennedy
00:48:06Kennedy
00:48:07King
00:48:08X
00:48:09Albers
00:48:10On and on
00:48:11He didn't even have to be famous
00:48:12He could be a college student at Kent State
00:48:13Or in Mississippi protesting the Vietnam War
00:48:15And they shot them too
00:48:20The 70's were a wild era
00:48:22And while all this was going on
00:48:26Bill Cosby raped 54 people
00:48:29Holy shit, that's a lot of rapes, man
00:48:35This guy's putting up real numbers
00:48:38He's like the Steph Curry of rape
00:48:41Man, that's a lot of rapes
00:48:4654
00:48:48He had raped 30 less people
00:48:51That's still two dozen rapes
00:48:55Don't forget each one of these rapes
00:49:01Has eight hours of sleep in it
00:49:03Ladies and gentlemen, that's over 400 hours of rape
00:49:09It only takes 65 hours to get a pilot's license
00:49:18If rakes were aircraft, this nigga's top gun for sure
00:49:28Yeah, that's a tough one
00:49:30You know, and I was on stage not too long ago
00:49:33I was in Syracuse, New York
00:49:34Yeah, well, yeah, for Syracuse
00:49:37But the show didn't go so good
00:49:39All because I was talking about Bill Cosby a little bit
00:49:42Not a little bit, I'll be honest
00:49:43Talked about him for like, maybe 25 minutes
00:49:45And a woman stood up in the back of the room
00:49:50And she screamed out
00:49:51You are a fucking asshole for saying these things
00:49:56I know
00:49:58Instantly I felt, you know, like bad
00:50:02Not bad about what I was saying
00:50:04I just felt bad
00:50:05Like, oh, that's too bad she doesn't like the show
00:50:07I didn't realize it at first
00:50:11But not only did she say that
00:50:13She was rushing the stage
00:50:15By the time I saw her
00:50:17I just saw this shadowy figure
00:50:19Fucking charging up the aisle towards me
00:50:21In full fight mode
00:50:23I was horrified
00:50:24I said, oh my god
00:50:27I'ma kick this bitch in the face
00:50:37Lucky for me, I didn't have to
00:50:39Security tackled her
00:50:40But it was a really fucking horrifying scene
00:50:42Scuffle ensued
00:50:45And then, finally, she screamed after me
00:50:49Women suffer
00:50:51I said, I know
00:50:53And ladies, I need you to know
00:50:55That I know
00:50:58I need you to know
00:50:59Seriously, there's a lot of men in this room
00:51:01That identify themselves as feminists
00:51:03I would include myself in that
00:51:05Don't ever forget
00:51:06We all have mothers and daughters and sisters and wives
00:51:09And we want to see all these women do well
00:51:13And not be held back by their gender
00:51:15There's a lot of men like that in this room
00:51:17There's a lot of men like that in the world
00:51:19Or as we are known on the streets
00:51:21Bitch ass niggas
00:51:30But as this woman was wrestling and screaming at me
00:51:32I started to take offense
00:51:33And I'ma be honest
00:51:34Race was involved
00:51:35She was a young white woman
00:51:36Well intentioned
00:51:37But it's like
00:51:38Not thinking it all the way through
00:51:40Bitch, how the fuck
00:51:41Are you going to yell at a black man
00:51:43About discrimination?
00:51:46She didn't get it
00:51:47She just kept going
00:51:48Women suffer
00:51:49I know
00:51:50Women suffer
00:51:51Same team
00:51:53Women suffer
00:51:54I know
00:51:56And this bitch went too far
00:51:57We suffer just like you
00:51:58Slow your roll, bitch
00:52:00You suffer
00:52:05Yes, but not like me
00:52:07Not like us
00:52:08She goes suffering and suffering
00:52:10What's the difference?
00:52:11I said, come on white woman
00:52:12You know what it is
00:52:14You was in on the heist
00:52:15You just don't like your cut
00:52:20You suffer
00:52:21I suffer
00:52:23You suffer
00:52:24I suffer
00:52:25That's how it works
00:52:27Can't do comparative suffering
00:52:29If you're hungry
00:52:30And your friend says, you know
00:52:31People are starving in Africa
00:52:32So what, nigga?
00:52:33I still want lunch
00:52:41Black people know about comparative suffering
00:52:43And you know this is a fucking dead-end game
00:52:45Blacks and Jews do that shit to each other all the time
00:52:47You ever played Hoot Sefer Moor with a Jewish person?
00:52:53It's a tough game
00:52:56Whenever you think you got the Jewish guy on the ropes
00:52:58That motherfucker will be like
00:52:59Well, don't forget about Egypt
00:53:00Egypt?
00:53:01God damn, nigga
00:53:02I didn't know he was going all the way back
00:53:04To Egypt
00:53:11What the fuck is wrong with?
00:53:12What does she think?
00:53:13Does she think that I don't know
00:53:15That rape is wrong?
00:53:16Does she think that maybe I don't have empathy
00:53:19For Bill Cosby's alleged victims?
00:53:21And
00:53:22I would be remiss
00:53:23If I didn't remind you
00:53:25That technically
00:53:26These are all still allegations
00:53:28Although I admit
00:53:29It looks very bad
00:53:36But perhaps
00:53:38If she looked at it correctly
00:53:39She would have empathy for me
00:53:41The man she was attacking
00:53:4342-year-old black comedian
00:53:45Obviously
00:53:47Bill Cosby was a hero to me
00:53:49And she doesn't know what it feels like
00:53:51To think that your hero might have done something so heinous
00:53:55My God, you can't imagine
00:53:57It would be as if you heard that
00:53:59Chocolate ice cream itself
00:54:02Had raped 54 people
00:54:04You'd say to yourself
00:54:05Oh man, but I like chocolate ice cream
00:54:10I don't want it to rake
00:54:11Didn't want to believe it
00:54:13At first I didn't believe it
00:54:14I was like man, these people are obviously
00:54:15Trying to destroy
00:54:16Dr. Cosby's rich legacy
00:54:17Even 34 allegations into it
00:54:18I was still like
00:54:20Man, probably only rate 10 or 11 of those people
00:54:23I know, I know
00:54:24I know, I know, but it's really tough
00:54:25You know, you guys are young
00:54:26See, imagine if you found out 40 years from now
00:54:27That Kevin Hart raped 54 people
00:54:28He'd be like, you know
00:54:29The only one that would believe that would be Cat Williams
00:54:30He'd be like, I knew that motherfucker
00:54:31Was up to something
00:54:33I knew Kevin Hart raped 53 people
00:54:50He'd be like, I knew that motherfucker was up to something
00:54:55I knew Kevin Hart raped 54 people
00:54:56He'd be like, I knew that motherfucker was up to something
00:54:57Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:55:27Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:55:57So I took him to the show
00:55:59And we go, we sit right up front
00:56:02The lights go down
00:56:03And one opening act after another goes on
00:56:06Then Kevin takes the stage
00:56:08Crowd goes fucking nuts
00:56:10Thousands of people
00:56:11I was furious
00:56:13The longer the show went on, the madder I got
00:56:24Because this show was fucking outstanding
00:56:27It was maddening
00:56:29These people were fucking holding their stomachs
00:56:30My son was slapping his knee
00:56:32I'm like, yeah, nigga, I do this too
00:56:36Kevin says goodnight
00:56:43The crowd goes crazy
00:56:44And then everyone starts walking to his door
00:56:47And the lights come on
00:56:48And then my son is just standing there
00:56:51Looking at an empty stage
00:56:52People are pushing past me
00:56:53And nobody's recognized me
00:56:55I'm like, man, this place fucking sucks
00:56:57I said, come on, son
00:56:59Let's get out of here
00:57:00And then my son looks back at me
00:57:03And he says, dad, please
00:57:04Please, I have to meet him
00:57:06I was like, oh my God
00:57:07So I took him backstage
00:57:11I've known Kevin for years
00:57:12But can you believe I was
00:57:14Scared to knock on his dressing room door
00:57:16I almost said
00:57:17I said
00:57:18Son, I haven't seen him for a long time
00:57:21But I
00:57:22And one of Kevin's goons opened the door
00:57:28Hey, what's up, Dave Chappelle?
00:57:31What are you doing, man?
00:57:32It's good to see you, brother
00:57:33What you doing in this area?
00:57:34This is a terrible area
00:57:35Yeah, actually, I live around here
00:57:37Listen
00:57:37Is Kevin here?
00:57:45My son just wanted to meet him real quick
00:57:47Well, I don't know
00:57:48Because Kevin's about to eat dinner
00:57:49Just then Kevin came around the corner
00:57:51To see who it was
00:57:52Oh, shit
00:57:53What's up, Dave?
00:57:55Come on back
00:57:55I was just about to have dinner
00:57:56I don't know if you guys ate
00:57:57But you're welcome to join me if you'd like
00:57:59And then my son pushed past me
00:58:01Some cold shit
00:58:01He goes
00:58:02Actually, Mr. Hart
00:58:03We haven't eaten in several hours
00:58:06Man, Kevin took us into his back room
00:58:15This guy had a fucking spread
00:58:17It was Tuesday night
00:58:18This motherfucker was having Sunday dinner
00:58:20It was steaks
00:58:21Chops
00:58:22Corn with butter
00:58:23All over it
00:58:24My son was eating all fast
00:58:25Embarrassing
00:58:26I was like, slow down, son
00:58:27Then I looked over in the corner
00:58:40There was a box
00:58:42Custom-made jerseys for the local team
00:58:46Each one was hand-stitched
00:58:47And on the back
00:58:48And on the back they stitched
00:58:49On the K-heart
00:58:51On all of them
00:58:52Kevin saw me staring at that box
00:58:55And he went over and grabbed one of them jerseys
00:58:58And he walked right to my son
00:59:01He said, hey, little man
00:59:03I want you to have this
00:59:05And my son was like, thanks, Mr. Hart
00:59:07This is when I got mad
00:59:08He goes, if your father ever makes you mad
00:59:10Put that on
00:59:11And he walked out of it
00:59:12Oh, that was some cold shit
00:59:19Then I realized
00:59:24I looked up what Kevin made on Google
00:59:25I couldn't believe that shit
00:59:27Kevin is the first comedian
00:59:28That a Drake song could be about
00:59:30Kevin could walk around his house
00:59:34And sing all me
00:59:35And the whole song would still be true
00:59:36Got everything
00:59:39I got everything
00:59:40I cannot complain
00:59:43I could die
00:59:44I don't even know
00:59:45How much I really made
00:59:47I forgot
00:59:48It's a lot
00:59:49Fuck that
00:59:50Never mind what I got
00:59:51And his wife would be like
00:59:52Kevin come to bed
00:59:53He'd be like
00:59:53Ho, shut the fuck up
00:59:55I got way too much
00:59:56You know how much money
01:00:03You have to have
01:00:04To tell a girl
01:00:04To shut the fuck up
01:00:05I have quiet please money
01:00:10At best
01:00:11I'd have to take a loan out
01:00:16For shut the fuck up
01:00:17Shut the fuck up
01:00:19That's Jay-Z money
01:00:20And Beyonce got
01:00:22No, you shut the fuck up
01:00:33Let's not forget
01:00:35Let's not forget
01:00:36I've never met Bill Cosby
01:00:38So I'm not defending him
01:00:39But let's just remember
01:00:40That he has a valuable legacy
01:00:42That I can't just throw away
01:00:44I remember that he's the first black man
01:00:46To ever win an Emmy in television
01:00:48I also remember that he's the first guy
01:00:50To make a cartoon with black characters
01:00:52Where their lips and noses
01:00:53Were drawn proportionally
01:00:54I remember that he had a television show
01:00:59That got numbers equivalent
01:01:00He went to the Super Bowl
01:01:01Every Thursday night
01:01:02And I remember
01:01:03That he partnered up
01:01:05With a clinical psychologist
01:01:06To make sure
01:01:07That there was not
01:01:08One negative image
01:01:10Of African Americans
01:01:11On his show
01:01:12I'm telling you
01:01:13This
01:01:13It's no small thing
01:01:14I've had a television show
01:01:17I wouldn't have done that shit
01:01:19Gave tens of millions of dollars
01:01:23To African American institutions
01:01:24Of higher learning
01:01:25And is directly responsible
01:01:27For thousands of black kids
01:01:28Going to college
01:01:29Not just the ones he raped
01:01:30Here comes the kicker
01:01:39You ready?
01:01:40Here's the fact that I heard
01:01:41But haven't confirmed
01:01:42I heard
01:01:43That when Martin Luther King
01:01:45Stood on the steps
01:01:46Of the Lincoln Memorial
01:01:47And said he had a dream
01:01:48He was speaking into a PA system
01:01:51That Bill Cosby paid for
01:01:53Do you understand what I'm saying?
01:01:55The point is this
01:01:56He rapes
01:01:58But he saves
01:01:59And he saves
01:02:01More than he rapes
01:02:02But he probably does rape
01:02:04Thank you very much
01:02:06Good night
01:02:07And the afternoon
01:02:07Let's make sure
01:02:08I don't see
01:02:08The air within the pit
01:02:09I don't ask
01:02:10But I can't fix this
01:02:12I don't ask
01:02:12Cause I don't
01:02:25You be a gang 180
01:02:26You're a gang 180
01:02:26You're a gang 180
01:02:27You're a gang 180
01:02:28Here's the heroin
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