Fortune Feimster Good Fortune (2022)

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Fortune Feimster: Good Fortune (2022) is a stand-up comedy special featuring Fortune Feimster’s hilarious storytelling and unique perspective. With her witty observations about everyday life, relationships, and personal experiences, Feimster delivers laughs while connecting with audiences through charm and relatable humor. This comedy special offers an entertaining and family-friendly experience, perfect for fans of lighthearted stand-up entertainment.  Fortune Feimster Good Fortune, Fortune Feimster Good Fortune 2022, Fortune Feimster comedy special, Fortune Feimster stand up, Fortune Feimster full show, Fortune Feimster film, lighthearted comedy 2022, family friendly stand up, humorous storytelling film, relatable comedy 2022, Fortune Feimster cast, Fortune Feimster scenes, everyday life comedy, witty humor film, charming stand up performance, comedic storytelling, entertaining comedy special, uplifting comedy show, comedy film 2022, stand up performance 2022, fun comedy special, approachable humor movie

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00:01:40Sous-titrage ST' 502

00:01:44No sourdough was stirred in my house.

00:01:48I didn't learn how to make cold brew.

00:01:51Nothing.

00:01:52It was my partner Jax who surprised me.

00:01:54She was the one outside painting her fence.

00:01:57Rewired her electricity.

00:02:00Fixed her plumbing.

00:02:02I was the one on the couch every night

00:02:04just watching documentaries about old people in love.

00:02:07Oh.

00:02:08Just crying in my UGG boots.

00:02:11I found out, y'all.

00:02:15I'm not butch.

00:02:18Yeah.

00:02:22I am not butch, which is shocking, I know,

00:02:26because I have these broad shoulders

00:02:27and my favorite color is plaid.

00:02:31But this is a preview to a whole different movie

00:02:34than what you think you're about to watch.

00:02:37As they say, the carpet does not match the drapes.

00:02:41Two things that I do not know how to install.

00:02:55I look very handy, though.

00:02:57I do.

00:02:57I look handy.

00:02:59If you saw me and your car was broken down,

00:03:02you might assume I could fix your car.

00:03:04I got that look about me,

00:03:07because that is what a butch lady can do.

00:03:09She can literally put your car on her back

00:03:12and walk it to a service station.

00:03:16She can actually just spit in your gas tank.

00:03:24And your car will start.

00:03:27Oh, magical.

00:03:29But that is not me.

00:03:31And men are the most mystified by this information.

00:03:35They come up to me constantly at, like, a Home Depot

00:03:38because they assume I work there.

00:03:40They're like, uh, what's up, dude?

00:03:44Um, where are the nails?

00:03:47I'm like, ooh, I'm here for a potted plant.

00:03:50I do know they sell M&M's at the checkout.

00:04:03We got bored at one point,

00:04:05and we drove out to the desert in California,

00:04:07out to Joshua Tree.

00:04:09And I noticed up ahead on the freeway

00:04:11there was this car broken down,

00:04:12and this guy whose car it was,

00:04:14he was really tall.

00:04:15He was ripped, shirtless.

00:04:17He had a man bun.

00:04:18Straight ladies, are we still into man buns?

00:04:22Oh, hard no right there.

00:04:24Wow.

00:04:26This guy had on black and white striped pants.

00:04:29Looked like a gorgeous prisoner that had escaped.

00:04:32Now his car's broken down on the side of the road.

00:04:35I'm driving past him.

00:04:36I look over my shoulder.

00:04:37I realize it's Jason Momoa.

00:04:41Yeah.

00:04:41Oh, you like man buns now, don't you?

00:04:45Yeah.

00:04:47That's what I thought.

00:04:51It was Aquaman.

00:04:54Miles from the ocean,

00:04:56just stranded in the desert

00:04:59without his superpowers.

00:05:01Beautiful, shirtless.

00:05:03I kept driving.

00:05:06We've been over this.

00:05:08I can't fix his car.

00:05:10I can't give him a BJ

00:05:12while he waits for somebody else to fix his car.

00:05:14I got nothing for this man.

00:05:19I did the next best thing.

00:05:21When I had to get gas,

00:05:22I went to his Instagram page.

00:05:23I'm like, let me just double check

00:05:25to see if it was him.

00:05:26To me, all dudes look alike.

00:05:29Went on his page.

00:05:31He had posted a picture of him

00:05:33in the black and white striped pants

00:05:34side of the road.

00:05:35and I went, oh my God,

00:05:37that was Jason Momoa.

00:05:40And I gave his picture a like.

00:05:47I did my part.

00:05:51But I'm a lot different

00:05:53than what meets the eye.

00:05:54I am a dainty lady.

00:05:57I am a delicate flower.

00:06:00I like a massage every now and then.

00:06:02This girl likes to be pampered, y'all.

00:06:05I got a butt massage

00:06:06for the first time recently.

00:06:08Have y'all had one of those?

00:06:09Oh, man.

00:06:10I'm not talking about an elbow to the glute.

00:06:13I'm talking full-on

00:06:15butt booty massage.

00:06:18I mean, I was at this

00:06:19very respectable spa

00:06:21on my stomach

00:06:22and this guy

00:06:23just started going in on my ass.

00:06:28Making noises too.

00:06:33I went, oh!

00:06:37I clutched my invisible pearls.

00:06:39I had never been touched

00:06:43by a man like this before.

00:06:46But he just kept digging

00:06:48into my butt

00:06:49and he unlocked

00:06:51some sort of treasure.

00:06:57I had never felt anything

00:06:58that good before.

00:06:59I went home that night

00:07:00light as a feather.

00:07:03A whole new woman.

00:07:04I cooked a three-course meal.

00:07:06I don't even know how to cook.

00:07:07I called a few days later.

00:07:10I had to book another appointment.

00:07:13This guy was booked solid

00:07:15for a month.

00:07:17I was like, oh,

00:07:17this is like his thing.

00:07:18He's like the butt massage guy.

00:07:21And everybody knows about it.

00:07:23So I finally got back in there.

00:07:24A month later,

00:07:25same thing.

00:07:26Went in on my ass.

00:07:32This time,

00:07:33for like 30 minutes,

00:07:34he spent more time

00:07:35on my butt

00:07:36than I have ever spent

00:07:38taking care of my face.

00:07:39Just...

00:07:40He wouldn't touch anything else.

00:07:45Like my feet.

00:07:46He's like, ugh, gross.

00:07:47Ugh.

00:07:48Just all butt.

00:07:50Went home,

00:07:51called a couple days later

00:07:52to make another appointment.

00:07:55He had gotten fired.

00:07:59Yeah, somebody ruined it

00:08:01for all of us.

00:08:04Freaking butt-nark.

00:08:08Ugh.

00:08:09Turns out,

00:08:09he unlocked too many treasures.

00:08:15But the one person

00:08:16I did not want to find out

00:08:18that I'm not as tough as I appear

00:08:20is my partner, Jax.

00:08:22I did not want her

00:08:23to know this information

00:08:24because before me,

00:08:26she dated nothing

00:08:27but butch women.

00:08:28And I'm talking

00:08:29butch.

00:08:31I'm talking cops,

00:08:33truckers,

00:08:34and bouncers.

00:08:34Oh, my.

00:08:38Butch.

00:08:39I'm a whole different vibe.

00:08:41I'm like,

00:08:41who wants a hug?

00:08:43Like,

00:08:44so different.

00:08:45But we were going

00:08:46to this fancy Hollywood event

00:08:47and I was trying

00:08:48to play the part

00:08:49so I had on

00:08:50my men's warehouse suit.

00:08:53Jax had on her dress

00:08:54and heels

00:08:55and we got a phone call

00:08:56from the alarm company.

00:08:57They said our home alarm

00:08:58was going off

00:08:59and did we want them

00:09:00to send security out

00:09:01to check everything?

00:09:02I said, absolutely.

00:09:03We turned back around,

00:09:04we get home

00:09:05and nobody's there yet.

00:09:06And Jax shifts.

00:09:07She goes,

00:09:07well, we got to go in

00:09:08and assess the situation.

00:09:10I'm like,

00:09:10no, we don't.

00:09:13She said,

00:09:13well, my ex Darlene,

00:09:15who was a cop,

00:09:15said that home alarms

00:09:17are the lowest

00:09:17of the priority.

00:09:18I was like,

00:09:20wait,

00:09:20I thought that ex's name

00:09:22was Pam.

00:09:23She was like,

00:09:24oh, there is a Darlene

00:09:25and a Pam.

00:09:27Maybe you're thinking

00:09:28about Sheila.

00:09:28I'm like,

00:09:29how many cops?

00:09:33She dated like

00:09:34the whole lady force

00:09:35of Chicago.

00:09:39She said,

00:09:40you're really not

00:09:41going to go inside

00:09:41and check out the house?

00:09:42I said, no.

00:09:43So she grabbed

00:09:44the high heel

00:09:44off of her foot

00:09:45like this

00:09:46and held it up

00:09:47like a weapon

00:09:47and she charged in there

00:09:49with one shoe off

00:09:50just going room

00:09:53to room

00:09:53like she was going

00:09:53to Jimmy Choo

00:09:54someone's face

00:09:55if they jumped out.

00:09:57I stayed in the doorway

00:09:58because I had on flats.

00:10:02I'm like,

00:10:03how am I going

00:10:03to protect myself?

00:10:04I don't have a kitten heel

00:10:06on, nothing.

00:10:09I heard a noise

00:10:10at one point

00:10:11so I held the key fob

00:10:12up higher.

00:10:14I was like,

00:10:15I will press this button,

00:10:16I swear to God.

00:10:19It says panic

00:10:20and I'm panicked.

00:10:25The alarm company called.

00:10:27They said it was

00:10:27a false alarm.

00:10:29A battery had died

00:10:30in one of the sensors.

00:10:31They said,

00:10:31we are so sorry.

00:10:33We hope we did not

00:10:34cause you any inconvenience.

00:10:36I said,

00:10:37my partner now knows

00:10:38I am useless.

00:10:39This is very inconvenient.

00:10:45Jax came hobbling out.

00:10:49She said,

00:10:49you could have at least

00:10:51gone in there with me.

00:10:54I was like,

00:10:55oh my God,

00:10:56that did not

00:10:57even occur to me.

00:10:58so I am not

00:11:02the protector

00:11:03of my family.

00:11:05And I know

00:11:06why Jax is so strong.

00:11:08I do.

00:11:09She is a kindergarten teacher

00:11:10and they are tough.

00:11:11They have to be.

00:11:13Yeah,

00:11:14that's a hard job.

00:11:17But I think about

00:11:18when I was in kindergarten

00:11:19in the 80s

00:11:20and oh boy,

00:11:21they just let you

00:11:22do whatever.

00:11:23I have a picture of me

00:11:24at five years old

00:11:25in kindergarten class

00:11:27and I am holding

00:11:28a hammer

00:11:29and nails.

00:11:33I mean,

00:11:34first off,

00:11:34somebody should have

00:11:35taught me how to use them.

00:11:38But I'm like,

00:11:38why am I holding

00:11:39a hammer and nails?

00:11:41Were we practicing

00:11:42hammering?

00:11:43Was the teacher

00:11:44just like,

00:11:44all right class,

00:11:45we're going to build

00:11:45some shelves

00:11:46for the classroom

00:11:47and then afterwards

00:11:48maybe a nice bench

00:11:49for my garage.

00:11:51That's bonkers.

00:11:52Imagine your five-year-old

00:11:53right now.

00:11:54they cannot color

00:11:55inside of a giant circle

00:11:57but you are going

00:11:59to hand them

00:11:59a large heavy hammer

00:12:01and hope that they

00:12:03can hit this

00:12:03itty bitty tiny nail.

00:12:06No!

00:12:07But that's the kind

00:12:08of stuff that they

00:12:09would do in the 80s.

00:12:10I mean,

00:12:11recess alone

00:12:12was like Godspeed.

00:12:15You were on your own.

00:12:17I mean,

00:12:17think about it.

00:12:18Our favorite game,

00:12:20dodgeball.

00:12:21You were taking

00:12:21a large heavy ball

00:12:23and you were pummeling

00:12:25each other in the face

00:12:26as hard as you can.

00:12:28That's where we had

00:12:29to learn the matrix

00:12:30to keep from getting

00:12:34our teeth knocked in.

00:12:36That game did come

00:12:37in handy for me

00:12:38a little bit later on

00:12:39in high school.

00:12:40I dodged a couple balls,

00:12:42not many.

00:12:46Never caught one.

00:12:48It was actually

00:12:49Red Rover

00:12:49that would get

00:12:50the most intense.

00:12:51You guys remember

00:12:52Red Rover?

00:12:55You get in a line

00:12:57with your friends

00:12:57and you lock arms.

00:13:00Your other friends

00:13:00would get in a line

00:13:01across from you

00:13:02and they'd lock arms

00:13:03and then you'd yell,

00:13:05hold the line!

00:13:09Hold the line!

00:13:12Like we're Braveheart.

00:13:16You're staring your friends

00:13:17down from across the field.

00:13:19Your only objective

00:13:20is to run as hard

00:13:21as you can

00:13:22right towards that line

00:13:24and they just want

00:13:25to break your arm.

00:13:29And then all you want

00:13:30to do is when they're

00:13:31running towards you,

00:13:31you want to grab

00:13:32your neighbor's arm,

00:13:33you want to pull

00:13:34your arms up

00:13:34and then you just want

00:13:36to crush their clavicle.

00:13:39And then you start

00:13:40taunting each other.

00:13:41You go,

00:13:42Red Rover,

00:13:43Red Rover.

00:13:44you send that

00:13:46little bitch Timmy

00:13:48right on over.

00:13:56Timmy gets that

00:13:57look in his eye.

00:13:58He starts running

00:13:59as hard as he can.

00:14:01We're like,

00:14:03hold the line!

00:14:06Here he comes.

00:14:07We grab each other's arm.

00:14:09We pull our line up.

00:14:10Now Timmy's crashed

00:14:11to our line.

00:14:12Now our arm's dangling

00:14:13from the socket.

00:14:16Right?

00:14:16Did we win?

00:14:18Did we hold the line?

00:14:20Your teacher's

00:14:22not doing anything.

00:14:23She's over there

00:14:23on the blacktop

00:14:24just smoking

00:14:25a Virginia Slim.

00:14:31Having some sort

00:14:32of midlife crisis.

00:14:35She's like,

00:14:36they don't pay me enough

00:14:37to care about that.

00:14:38The PE equipment

00:14:43was insane.

00:14:44We had merry-go-rounds.

00:14:46They're metal

00:14:47death traps.

00:14:49They were only fun

00:14:50if you would spend

00:14:51them 60 miles an hour.

00:14:53And then we would

00:14:54try and run

00:14:55and jump on them

00:14:55while they're moving.

00:14:58It's like trying

00:14:58to jump on the hood

00:14:59of a moving vehicle.

00:15:01But there was

00:15:02nowhere to land.

00:15:03There was already

00:15:0420 friends in a nook

00:15:05just going around.

00:15:06couldn't touch anything

00:15:10because it's

00:15:11135 degrees

00:15:12in the sun.

00:15:14Inevitably,

00:15:15one friend

00:15:16would fall off

00:15:16and get trapped.

00:15:17Ah!

00:15:19Bleeding

00:15:20from the kneecap

00:15:21now.

00:15:21We're trying

00:15:22to get our

00:15:22teacher's attention.

00:15:23She's like,

00:15:2320 more minutes!

00:15:27This is me time.

00:15:28And because I'm

00:15:34from North Carolina,

00:15:35we used to play

00:15:36with tires.

00:15:37Yeah,

00:15:38I'm talking about

00:15:39tires that fell

00:15:40off of a Mack truck,

00:15:42rolled into the

00:15:43elementary school

00:15:44parking lot.

00:15:45Our administrators

00:15:46are like,

00:15:47well,

00:15:47we don't got

00:15:48much of a budget,

00:15:50so we'll figure out

00:15:51something to do

00:15:51with these old things.

00:15:53These were

00:15:53large tires.

00:15:55You stand them up,

00:15:56they're this tall,

00:15:57like 75 pounds,

00:15:59hollow in the middle.

00:16:00We had a hill

00:16:01in the back

00:16:02of our elementary school,

00:16:04so it was our teachers

00:16:06who had to push

00:16:07these tires

00:16:08up that hill,

00:16:09just so angry,

00:16:11just pushing them

00:16:12up there.

00:16:13They're like,

00:16:13I have a master's

00:16:14in education.

00:16:19We ran up there,

00:16:20we took our little

00:16:21five-year-old bodies

00:16:22and we would...

00:16:23We got into

00:16:27to the middle

00:16:28of these tires.

00:16:29Our friend would

00:16:30take their

00:16:30five-year-old buddy,

00:16:32get in the other one.

00:16:34Then,

00:16:35it was our teachers

00:16:36who would get

00:16:37behind each tire

00:16:39and get momentum.

00:16:42All right,

00:16:48you little fuckers.

00:16:51Get ready

00:16:52for the ride

00:16:53of your life.

00:16:55And then,

00:16:56they pushed us

00:16:57down a hill.

00:16:59We got speeds

00:17:00of like 20 miles

00:17:01an hour,

00:17:0140 miles an hour,

00:17:0260 miles an hour.

00:17:03There's no handle.

00:17:04You're just like...

00:17:05We crashed

00:17:10into a brick wall,

00:17:11flew out of the tire,

00:17:12vomited.

00:17:14Your teacher

00:17:15came down the hill,

00:17:16put her cigarette

00:17:17out on your forehead.

00:17:20She'd be like,

00:17:20recess is dismissed.

00:17:21In fact,

00:17:22school's dismissed.

00:17:23I gotta go meet

00:17:24my man friend

00:17:25who I connected

00:17:26with via the newspaper.

00:17:29And that

00:17:30was recess

00:17:31in the 80s.

00:17:38It was a different time,

00:17:39y'all.

00:17:40It was when you could

00:17:40take a large calculator

00:17:42and write

00:17:43the word

00:17:44boobs.

00:17:47Ah.

00:17:48my favorite number.

00:17:538-0-0-8-5.

00:17:58I mean, yeah,

00:17:59kids can get

00:18:00their phone out

00:18:01right now

00:18:01and see as many

00:18:03boobs as they want.

00:18:05But who got

00:18:06to write it out

00:18:07in numbers?

00:18:08We did.

00:18:09good times,

00:18:15y'all.

00:18:16But I'm glad

00:18:17to be in a relationship.

00:18:18I like it.

00:18:19It suits me.

00:18:20Dating is hard.

00:18:21It's really hard.

00:18:22I don't know.

00:18:23You gotta go on apps

00:18:24and swipe

00:18:24and do the things.

00:18:26Like,

00:18:26if I were single,

00:18:27my favorite dating app

00:18:29would be Grubhub.

00:18:30for sure.

00:18:34I think swingers

00:18:35have it figured out.

00:18:37I do.

00:18:37It had to be tough

00:18:38for them

00:18:38dating in the pandemic.

00:18:40But they have ways

00:18:42to let each other know

00:18:43that they are swingers.

00:18:44Did you guys know this?

00:18:45I'm gonna teach ya.

00:18:46All right.

00:18:48I found out

00:18:49that if you wanna

00:18:50let people know

00:18:51that you are a swinger,

00:18:52you can put flamingos

00:18:54in your front yard.

00:18:56Yeah.

00:18:57It gets very confusing

00:18:58in Florida

00:18:59and at my mom's house.

00:19:03Maybe that's why

00:19:04she's been busy

00:19:05on the weekends.

00:19:06I don't know.

00:19:08I mean,

00:19:08I don't quite understand it.

00:19:10The people just drive

00:19:11around the neighborhoods

00:19:12looking for a flock

00:19:13of flamingos.

00:19:14They see it.

00:19:15They ring your doorbell

00:19:16and tell you

00:19:16they're down to clown.

00:19:17I don't know.

00:19:18But I like it.

00:19:21There's also

00:19:22an upside-down pineapple.

00:19:24You can put

00:19:24an upside-down pineapple

00:19:26on your front porch.

00:19:28Don't put it

00:19:28right side up.

00:19:29That is just

00:19:30a pineapple.

00:19:33I always assumed

00:19:34that an upside-down

00:19:35pineapple was

00:19:36letting people know

00:19:37that you like cake.

00:19:39I would stop

00:19:41and ring a stranger's

00:19:42doorbell for cake.

00:19:44But I actually

00:19:45got approached

00:19:46by a swinger couple

00:19:47after a show.

00:19:48they came up to me.

00:19:50Yeah, it was very exciting.

00:19:52And I am not an ageist.

00:19:54I am just telling you

00:19:56a fact.

00:19:56This is just a fact

00:19:57of the story.

00:19:58They both had canes.

00:20:04So this was not

00:20:05their first rodeo.

00:20:06and the wife

00:20:08informed me

00:20:09that her husband

00:20:10really enjoyed the show

00:20:11which I very much

00:20:12appreciated

00:20:13and she said

00:20:14that he had told her

00:20:16by the end of the show

00:20:17that she was allowed

00:20:18to get with me.

00:20:25Sexually,

00:20:26I don't know.

00:20:28I didn't know

00:20:29what to say.

00:20:30So I curtsied.

00:20:40Which is not a no.

00:20:44But it is polite.

00:20:48But you gotta

00:20:48put yourself out there.

00:20:49Date different people.

00:20:51I went out

00:20:51with different people.

00:20:52I went out

00:20:52with a nurse

00:20:53at one point

00:20:54and God bless nurses.

00:20:55They have gotten us

00:20:56through this crazy time.

00:20:58Yeah.

00:21:00I just thought

00:21:02it would be different.

00:21:03I thought she'd come home

00:21:04in a sexy nurse outfit

00:21:06and be like

00:21:07who's got an owie?

00:21:08And I'd be like

00:21:09me.

00:21:11But it didn't work

00:21:12like that.

00:21:13She'd come home

00:21:14in her dirty ass grubs

00:21:15and she brought

00:21:16her work home with her.

00:21:17She was always

00:21:18following me around

00:21:18with a clipboard.

00:21:21Asked me about

00:21:21my bowel movements.

00:21:24She thought

00:21:25I should lose weight

00:21:26which,

00:21:27touche.

00:21:29I'm just saying

00:21:30it wasn't fun

00:21:30to eat nachos

00:21:31with her

00:21:32because she'd look

00:21:32at me

00:21:33and then look

00:21:33at the nachos

00:21:34and be like

00:21:34okay.

00:21:37Alright.

00:21:38Well,

00:21:38someone

00:21:39made a choice.

00:21:42Three kinds

00:21:43of cheeses.

00:21:44Sour cream

00:21:45and liquid cheese.

00:21:47I'm like

00:21:48it's called

00:21:49queso

00:21:49and it's

00:21:51Spanish for

00:21:52heart disease

00:21:53and it's

00:21:55delicious.

00:21:56I knew it

00:21:57wasn't going

00:21:58to work out

00:21:58right then

00:21:59and there.

00:21:59I was trying

00:22:00to find

00:22:00like a legitimate

00:22:01excuse to break

00:22:02things off.

00:22:03She's doing

00:22:03the Lord's work

00:22:04and I didn't

00:22:05want to just

00:22:05be like

00:22:05hey,

00:22:06you bum me

00:22:07out when I

00:22:08eat nachos.

00:22:14Then I

00:22:14eventually

00:22:15met Jax

00:22:16right here

00:22:17in Chicago

00:22:18at Gay

00:22:24Pride.

00:22:25Yeah.

00:22:28There's

00:22:28hope.

00:22:30We met

00:22:31in a parking

00:22:32lot.

00:22:33We met

00:22:34in a parking

00:22:35lot.

00:22:35That's how

00:22:35few lesbian

00:22:36bars are left

00:22:37in the United

00:22:38States.

00:22:39The lesbians

00:22:40are just

00:22:40relegated to

00:22:41a parking

00:22:42lot where

00:22:42you can

00:22:43either party

00:22:43or valet

00:22:44cards.

00:22:44It's up

00:22:45to you.

00:22:47But we

00:22:47dated for

00:22:48a bit

00:22:49but I knew

00:22:49pretty early

00:22:50on that

00:22:51Jax was

00:22:51the one

00:22:52and we

00:22:52got to

00:22:53the point

00:22:53where I

00:22:53knew it

00:22:54was time

00:22:54to propose

00:22:54and I'm

00:22:55not known

00:22:56for romance

00:22:56so I

00:22:57called my

00:22:58friend and

00:22:58I said

00:22:58where should

00:22:59I propose

00:22:59to Jax

00:23:00and she

00:23:01said

00:23:01oh you

00:23:02gotta go

00:23:03to Big Sur

00:23:04and no

00:23:04that was

00:23:04not my

00:23:05nickname

00:23:05in high

00:23:06school.

00:23:07It's a

00:23:08town in

00:23:08California

00:23:09out by

00:23:10the coast

00:23:10really

00:23:11beautiful

00:23:11bridges

00:23:12and cliffs

00:23:13she said

00:23:13there's

00:23:13this hotel

00:23:14it's very

00:23:14romantic

00:23:14call there

00:23:15so I

00:23:16called the

00:23:16hotel

00:23:16and whoever

00:23:17was on

00:23:17the

00:23:17was really

00:23:18upselling

00:23:18everything

00:23:19I just

00:23:19wanted a

00:23:20standard

00:23:20cabin

00:23:20she goes

00:23:21whoa

00:23:21you're

00:23:22gonna

00:23:22propose

00:23:22don't

00:23:23you be

00:23:23cheap

00:23:24okay

00:23:24don't be

00:23:25cheap

00:23:26you better

00:23:27upgrade to

00:23:28that ocean

00:23:28view

00:23:28I'm telling

00:23:29you

00:23:29it's worth

00:23:30it

00:23:30it's gonna

00:23:31knock

00:23:31her tits

00:23:32off

00:23:32I don't

00:23:34know if

00:23:34she actually

00:23:34said that

00:23:35but that

00:23:35was the

00:23:36energy

00:23:36she was

00:23:37bringing

00:23:37to the

00:23:37conversation

00:23:38I'm like

00:23:40fine I

00:23:40paid a

00:23:40bunch

00:23:41of extra

00:23:41money

00:23:41got this

00:23:42ocean

00:23:42view

00:23:43that's

00:23:43supposed

00:23:43to be

00:23:43great

00:23:44and off

00:23:44we went

00:23:45we get

00:23:45up there

00:23:45to this

00:23:46cabin

00:23:46I walk

00:23:47in

00:23:47very old

00:23:48cabin

00:23:48very expensive

00:23:49cabin

00:23:50I said

00:23:50but wait

00:23:51till you

00:23:51see

00:23:52this view

00:23:53and I'm

00:23:53about to

00:23:54open that

00:23:54back door

00:23:55and I say

00:23:56to her

00:23:56hold on

00:23:57to your

00:23:58titties

00:23:58and I

00:24:01open that

00:24:01back door

00:24:02we walk

00:24:03outside

00:24:03and it

00:24:04is just

00:24:04fog

00:24:05fog

00:24:06fog

00:24:07just a

00:24:09hateful

00:24:09fog

00:24:10I'm

00:24:11like

00:24:12what

00:24:12is

00:24:12this

00:24:13an

00:24:131800s

00:24:14lesbian

00:24:14period

00:24:15piece

00:24:16why

00:24:17is

00:24:18there

00:24:18so

00:24:18much

00:24:19fog

00:24:20is

00:24:20Kate

00:24:21Winslet

00:24:21down

00:24:22there

00:24:22searching

00:24:22for

00:24:23fossils

00:24:23so it's

00:24:27not how

00:24:28I wanted

00:24:28things to

00:24:28start

00:24:29but I

00:24:29was like

00:24:29it's

00:24:29fine

00:24:30my plan

00:24:30was

00:24:30I

00:24:31was

00:24:31going

00:24:31to

00:24:31take

00:24:31her

00:24:31to

00:24:31their

00:24:31fancy

00:24:32restaurant

00:24:32that

00:24:33night

00:24:33for

00:24:33dinner

00:24:33and

00:24:34then

00:24:34I

00:24:34would

00:24:34go

00:24:34back

00:24:34to

00:24:34the

00:24:35room

00:24:35and

00:24:35that

00:24:36is

00:24:36where

00:24:36I

00:24:36would

00:24:37propose

00:24:37so

00:24:38I

00:24:39called

00:24:40and I

00:24:41said

00:24:41can

00:24:41you

00:24:41guys

00:24:42help

00:24:42me

00:24:42make

00:24:43our

00:24:43room

00:24:43look

00:24:44like

00:24:44it

00:24:44does

00:24:44in

00:24:44the

00:24:45bachelor

00:24:45I

00:24:46don't

00:24:46know

00:24:46ladies

00:24:46seem to

00:24:47like

00:24:47that

00:24:47can

00:24:49we

00:24:49get

00:24:49some

00:24:49candles

00:24:50and

00:24:50rose

00:24:51petals

00:24:51how

00:24:52about

00:24:52some

00:24:52champagne

00:24:53ooh

00:24:53how

00:24:54about

00:24:54some

00:24:54strawberries

00:24:55but

00:24:55let's

00:24:55dip

00:24:55them

00:24:56in

00:24:56chocolate

00:24:56otherwise

00:24:57it's

00:24:57fruit

00:24:57they

00:25:01said

00:25:01absolutely

00:25:02charge me

00:25:02a bunch

00:25:03of

00:25:03money

00:25:03happy

00:25:03to

00:25:03pay

00:25:04happy

00:25:04to

00:25:04have

00:25:04the

00:25:05help

00:25:05so

00:25:05off

00:25:06we

00:25:06went

00:25:06we

00:25:06go

00:25:06to

00:25:06dinner

00:25:07that

00:25:07night

00:25:07and

00:25:07I

00:25:07go

00:25:07find

00:25:08the

00:25:08waiter

00:25:08because

00:25:09I

00:25:09need

00:25:09his

00:25:09help

00:25:09I'm

00:25:09going to

00:25:09tell

00:25:10him

00:25:10what's

00:25:10going

00:25:10on

00:25:10so

00:25:11I

00:25:11walk

00:25:11up

00:25:11to

00:25:11him

00:25:11and

00:25:12I

00:25:12see

00:25:12that

00:25:12his

00:25:12name

00:25:13is

00:25:13Craig

00:25:14and

00:25:14Craig

00:25:15is

00:25:15very

00:25:15dramatic

00:25:16I

00:25:16think

00:25:16that

00:25:16he

00:25:16does

00:25:17local

00:25:17theater

00:25:18up

00:25:18there

00:25:18so

00:25:20I

00:25:21walk

00:25:21up

00:25:21to

00:25:21him

00:25:21I

00:25:21go

00:25:21hi

00:25:22Craig

00:25:22and

00:25:22he

00:25:22goes

00:25:23hi

00:25:24I

00:25:27said

00:25:28Craig

00:25:28I

00:25:29am

00:25:29going

00:25:30to

00:25:30be

00:25:30proposing

00:25:31to

00:25:31my

00:25:32girlfriend

00:25:32tonight

00:25:32and

00:25:33he

00:25:33goes

00:25:33oh

00:25:34my

00:25:35god

00:25:38he

00:25:40reminded

00:25:40me

00:25:41of

00:25:41the

00:25:41candlestick

00:25:42in

00:25:42Beauty

00:25:42and

00:25:42the

00:25:42Beast

00:25:43a

00:25:44lot

00:25:44of

00:25:44like

00:25:45you

00:25:46will

00:25:46propose

00:25:46and

00:25:47the

00:25:47curse

00:25:47will

00:25:48be

00:25:48broken

00:25:48I

00:25:49was

00:25:51like

00:25:51thank

00:25:51you

00:25:52I'm

00:25:52very

00:25:52excited

00:25:52but

00:25:53I'm

00:25:53nervous

00:25:53I

00:25:54don't

00:25:54want

00:25:54dinner

00:25:54to

00:25:54drag

00:25:55on

00:25:55this

00:25:55ring

00:25:55is

00:25:56burning

00:25:56a

00:25:56hole

00:25:56in

00:25:56my

00:25:57pocket

00:25:57so

00:25:57they're

00:25:58doing

00:25:58stuff

00:25:58to

00:25:58our

00:25:58room

00:25:59do

00:25:59you

00:25:59mind

00:26:00of

00:26:00dinner

00:26:01calling

00:26:01the

00:26:01front

00:26:01desk

00:26:02finding

00:26:02out

00:26:02if

00:26:02our

00:26:02room

00:26:03is

00:26:03ready

00:26:03then

00:26:03giving

00:26:03me

00:26:04some

00:26:04sort

00:26:04of

00:26:04signal

00:26:05and

00:26:05that's

00:26:05when I'll

00:26:06know to

00:26:06wrap it

00:26:06up

00:26:07he goes

00:26:07absolutely

00:26:08you got

00:26:09it

00:26:09I said

00:26:11oh and

00:26:12you don't

00:26:12need to

00:26:13offer up

00:26:13dessert

00:26:14I'm taking

00:26:14care of

00:26:14that

00:26:15in the

00:26:15room

00:26:15and he

00:26:15goes

00:26:16okay

00:26:16and he

00:26:16turns

00:26:17around

00:26:17like

00:26:17this

00:26:18and

00:26:20leaves

00:26:21I'm like

00:26:25I like

00:26:25Craig

00:26:26so

00:26:28we

00:26:29start

00:26:29eating

00:26:29this

00:26:30meal

00:26:30and

00:26:30every

00:26:31course

00:26:31that

00:26:32comes

00:26:32out

00:26:32just

00:26:32ends

00:26:33up

00:26:33being

00:26:33weirder

00:26:34than

00:26:34the

00:26:34next

00:26:35it's

00:26:36too

00:26:36fancy

00:26:37for us

00:26:37it's

00:26:38too

00:26:38fancy

00:26:38it's a lot

00:26:38of foams

00:26:39and tentacles

00:26:41and shells

00:26:42a lot of stuff

00:26:42from that ocean

00:26:43I keep hearing

00:26:45about

00:26:45so everything

00:26:48is just a hair

00:26:50off

00:26:50but we finally

00:26:51finished dinner

00:26:52and I'm ready

00:26:54to get the night

00:26:55going

00:26:56and Craig

00:26:56goes

00:26:56hi ladies

00:26:58who wants

00:27:00dessert

00:27:00I'm like

00:27:00not us

00:27:01Craig

00:27:01he goes

00:27:02oops

00:27:02holy Craig

00:27:10you had

00:27:12two jobs

00:27:12bud

00:27:13how could

00:27:15someone be

00:27:15so excited

00:27:16and incompetent

00:27:17all in one

00:27:18body

00:27:19so now

00:27:21Jax

00:27:21is very

00:27:22confused

00:27:22because she's

00:27:23never not

00:27:23seen me

00:27:24order dessert

00:27:25and I'm

00:27:28staring at her

00:27:28and I don't

00:27:29know what to

00:27:29say

00:27:30because I'm

00:27:31just thinking

00:27:31about getting

00:27:32this right

00:27:32I just

00:27:32want it

00:27:33to be

00:27:33perfect

00:27:33it's the

00:27:34one story

00:27:34that everybody

00:27:34asks you

00:27:35about

00:27:35they want

00:27:36every detail

00:27:36and Craig's

00:27:38not coming

00:27:38he's not

00:27:39coming

00:27:39it is the

00:27:40least romantic

00:27:41dinner of our

00:27:42life

00:27:42and then

00:27:43finally

00:27:43after what

00:27:44felt like

00:27:44a lifetime

00:27:45Craig

00:27:45sneaks up

00:27:47behind Jax

00:27:48and he's

00:27:51now hovering

00:27:52over her

00:27:53shoulder

00:27:53she has

00:27:54no idea

00:27:54that he

00:27:55is behind

00:27:55her

00:27:55and he

00:27:57is just

00:27:57staring at

00:27:58me

00:27:58so

00:28:00intensely

00:28:02I have

00:28:05been with

00:28:05Jax

00:28:06for seven

00:28:06years

00:28:07we have

00:28:07never

00:28:08looked at

00:28:08each other

00:28:09in the eye

00:28:10for as long

00:28:11as Craig

00:28:12is staring

00:28:14at me

00:28:14then finally

00:28:22he goes

00:28:23so proud

00:28:27of himself

00:28:27turns around

00:28:30into the fog

00:28:33never to be

00:28:34seen of

00:28:35again

00:28:36so we're

00:28:43heading back

00:28:43to the

00:28:44room

00:28:44I'm trying

00:28:44to think

00:28:45of all

00:28:45the things

00:28:45I want

00:28:45to say

00:28:46to Jax

00:28:46I just

00:28:47want it

00:28:47to be

00:28:47perfect

00:28:47I want

00:28:48it to be

00:28:48romantic

00:28:49we're getting

00:28:50up to the

00:28:50door

00:28:50I'm starting

00:28:51to sweat

00:28:51I'm getting

00:28:52nervous

00:28:53and when I

00:28:54get nervous

00:28:54I start

00:28:55doing finger

00:28:56guns

00:28:56so I'll

00:28:58look at

00:28:58Jax

00:28:59and start

00:28:59going

00:29:00and then

00:29:08I'm ready

00:29:08to open

00:29:09that door

00:29:10to romance

00:29:11we walk

00:29:13in there

00:29:13and it

00:29:13just looks

00:29:14like a

00:29:14crime scene

00:29:15our eyes

00:29:19are adjusting

00:29:19because it's

00:29:20weirdly lit

00:29:21you know

00:29:22what a room

00:29:22looks like

00:29:23when just

00:29:23the bathroom

00:29:24light's been

00:29:24left on

00:29:25I'm looking

00:29:27around

00:29:27there's like

00:29:2850 tea

00:29:29light candles

00:29:29but they're

00:29:30all battery

00:29:31operated

00:29:32and half

00:29:34of them

00:29:34are just

00:29:34dead

00:29:35they're just

00:29:35dead

00:29:3610 are

00:29:37flickering

00:29:38like we're

00:29:38trying

00:29:39my OCD

00:29:41brain is like

00:29:42who made

00:29:43this call

00:29:43but I can't

00:29:44even focus

00:29:44on it

00:29:45because I'm

00:29:45standing on

00:29:46a mound

00:29:46of something

00:29:47there are

00:29:48rose petals

00:29:49everywhere

00:29:50everywhere

00:29:51not in any

00:29:52way that

00:29:52makes sense

00:29:53there's no

00:29:54heart shape

00:29:55or initials

00:29:57it's just

00:29:57chaos

00:29:58it looks

00:30:00like someone

00:30:00opened that

00:30:01back door

00:30:02a bunch

00:30:02of shit

00:30:02flew in

00:30:03the room

00:30:03then they

00:30:05grabbed a

00:30:05leaf blower

00:30:06and called

00:30:11it a night

00:30:12I'm like

00:30:13did I

00:30:13order the

00:30:14it'll do

00:30:15package

00:30:16what is

00:30:18this

00:30:19and when

00:30:20you guys

00:30:21think of

00:30:21roses

00:30:22and romance

00:30:23what color

00:30:24do you

00:30:24think of

00:30:25red

00:30:26interesting

00:30:27well these

00:30:29were white

00:30:30rose petals

00:30:31half dead

00:30:33I googled

00:30:34later

00:30:35what do

00:30:35white roses

00:30:36stand for

00:30:37it's

00:30:38chastity

00:30:39yeah

00:30:40this is

00:30:42in fact

00:30:43an 1800s

00:30:44lesbian period

00:30:45piece

00:30:46so even

00:30:50though they

00:30:51did not

00:30:51apparently

00:30:52allow real

00:30:52candles

00:30:53in this

00:30:53cabin

00:30:54they did

00:30:54light

00:30:55a roaring

00:30:56fireplace

00:30:57and that

00:30:57was exactly

00:30:58where they

00:30:59decided to

00:31:00place the

00:31:00chocolate covered

00:31:01strawberries

00:31:02and the

00:31:03bucket of

00:31:04ice with

00:31:04champagne

00:31:05both are

00:31:05just profusely

00:31:07dripping

00:31:07onto the

00:31:08floor

00:31:09nothing about

00:31:11this scenario

00:31:12makes Jax

00:31:13think that

00:31:14she is about

00:31:15to get

00:31:15proposed to

00:31:16I have a

00:31:18split second

00:31:19to decide

00:31:20which direction

00:31:21I am going

00:31:22with this

00:31:22night

00:31:23do I call

00:31:23the front

00:31:24desk

00:31:24and be like

00:31:24somebody

00:31:25broke in

00:31:25a room

00:31:26and destroyed

00:31:27it

00:31:28or do I

00:31:29lean into

00:31:30this and

00:31:30pretend that

00:31:31every single

00:31:32thing that

00:31:33is happening

00:31:34in that

00:31:34room

00:31:35is exactly

00:31:36how I

00:31:38planned

00:31:39it

00:31:39so now

00:31:41I'm staring

00:31:42at Jax

00:31:42like a deer

00:31:43in headlights

00:31:43I can't

00:31:46think of

00:31:46any of the

00:31:46romantic

00:31:47things I

00:31:47was going

00:31:48to say

00:31:48to her

00:31:48sweating

00:31:50again

00:31:51I'm getting

00:31:53nervous

00:31:53oh man

00:31:55here come

00:31:55the finger

00:31:56guns

00:31:56I forget

00:32:01to get

00:32:02on my

00:32:02knee

00:32:02I can't

00:32:03think of

00:32:03anything

00:32:04I panicked

00:32:05so I

00:32:05just go

00:32:06and I

00:32:11yelled

00:32:12you

00:32:12wanna

00:32:13Jack's

00:32:19curtsied

00:32:20and then

00:32:23thank goodness

00:32:24she

00:32:25said

00:32:25yes

00:32:27so

00:32:37so now

00:32:39that we

00:32:39were engaged

00:32:40we had

00:32:40to start

00:32:41planning

00:32:41our wedding

00:32:42and we

00:32:43were engaged

00:32:43for a while

00:32:44cause truth

00:32:44be told

00:32:45Jax

00:32:45and I

00:32:45are not

00:32:46big

00:32:46planners

00:32:46and then

00:32:47my mom

00:32:48Ginger

00:32:48started

00:32:49offering up

00:32:50her wedding

00:32:51planning

00:32:51services

00:32:52and I

00:32:53was like

00:32:54oh boy

00:32:54because my

00:32:56mom got

00:32:57remarried

00:32:57later on

00:32:58in life

00:32:58and I

00:32:59was at

00:33:00that wedding

00:33:00and

00:33:01my mom

00:33:03had a

00:33:04circus

00:33:04theme

00:33:05yeah

00:33:06she was

00:33:07marrying

00:33:08this old

00:33:08school

00:33:09southern

00:33:09guy

00:33:10who

00:33:10sounded

00:33:10like

00:33:11foghorn

00:33:11leghorn

00:33:12he was

00:33:14not part

00:33:14of the

00:33:15planning

00:33:15but I

00:33:16don't know

00:33:16if my

00:33:17mom

00:33:17thought

00:33:17she

00:33:17was

00:33:18planning

00:33:18a

00:33:1912

00:33:19year

00:33:19old's

00:33:19birthday

00:33:20party

00:33:20or her

00:33:21wedding

00:33:21but that's

00:33:22what happened

00:33:23it was a

00:33:23circus

00:33:23theme

00:33:24she invited

00:33:24300 people

00:33:26that's right

00:33:26300 people

00:33:28to come to

00:33:29the Methodist

00:33:29church

00:33:30for this

00:33:30big party

00:33:31and she

00:33:32rented a

00:33:33red and

00:33:33white striped

00:33:34circus tent

00:33:35and had them

00:33:36put it

00:33:36inside the

00:33:37fellowship

00:33:37hall

00:33:38not outside

00:33:39where tents

00:33:39go

00:33:40inside

00:33:40she rented

00:33:43a cotton

00:33:43candy maker

00:33:44she said

00:33:45I'm gonna

00:33:46serve nachos

00:33:47with jalapenos

00:33:48as she

00:33:48called them

00:33:49there was

00:33:50a juggler

00:33:51I guess

00:33:51I was the

00:33:52clown

00:33:52she had

00:33:55just 12

00:33:56gallons

00:33:56of ice

00:33:57cream

00:33:57the main

00:33:58entree

00:33:58was a

00:33:59hot dog

00:33:59cart

00:34:00she just

00:34:01found some

00:34:01guy on the

00:34:02side of the

00:34:02road the

00:34:03week before

00:34:03and was like

00:34:04what are you

00:34:05doing on

00:34:05Saturday

00:34:06and this

00:34:07guy got

00:34:08there

00:34:08I don't

00:34:08think he'd

00:34:08sold more

00:34:09than 20

00:34:10hot dogs

00:34:10in a day

00:34:11and now

00:34:12he has

00:34:12300

00:34:13starving

00:34:14people

00:34:14wrapped

00:34:15around the

00:34:16church

00:34:16just desperate

00:34:17for one

00:34:18of his

00:34:18wieners

00:34:19he was

00:34:21like

00:34:21panicked

00:34:23in the

00:34:24middle

00:34:24of this

00:34:25party

00:34:25there were

00:34:26two

00:34:26round

00:34:27plastic

00:34:27baby

00:34:28pools

00:34:28I was

00:34:29like

00:34:29are we

00:34:29bobbing

00:34:30for apples

00:34:31now

00:34:31no

00:34:33my mom

00:34:33had put

00:34:34ice

00:34:34in both

00:34:35of these

00:34:35plastic

00:34:36baby

00:34:37pools

00:34:37and then

00:34:37put

00:34:38canned

00:34:38soft drinks

00:34:39in both

00:34:39of these

00:34:40pools

00:34:41and announced

00:34:42to the

00:34:43party

00:34:43that these

00:34:44were our

00:34:45coolers

00:34:46I walked

00:34:48in there

00:34:49and I

00:34:49saw

00:34:50two

00:34:50plastic

00:34:51baby

00:34:51pools

00:34:51being

00:34:52used

00:34:52as

00:34:52coolers

00:34:53and I

00:34:54thought

00:34:54here I

00:34:55am

00:34:55working

00:34:55so hard

00:34:56in Los

00:34:57Angeles

00:34:57trying to

00:34:58make a

00:34:59name

00:34:59for

00:34:59myself

00:35:00and we

00:35:01are

00:35:02trash

00:35:04we

00:35:07are

00:35:08trash

00:35:10my

00:35:11mom's

00:35:12man

00:35:12friend

00:35:12walked

00:35:13in there

00:35:13in his

00:35:14penny

00:35:14loafers

00:35:14not

00:35:15knowing

00:35:15what was

00:35:15going

00:35:16on

00:35:16he

00:35:16about

00:35:16fainted

00:35:17like

00:35:17I

00:35:17do

00:35:18declare

00:35:18but the

00:35:21best part

00:35:22was the

00:35:22entertainment

00:35:23they had

00:35:23a woman

00:35:24from the

00:35:25church

00:35:25choir

00:35:26singing

00:35:26and this

00:35:27was her

00:35:27big solo

00:35:28moment

00:35:29and she

00:35:29took

00:35:30center

00:35:30stage

00:35:31so

00:35:31confidently

00:35:32and she

00:35:33started

00:35:34singing

00:35:34go

00:35:35go

00:35:35tell

00:35:36it

00:35:37on the

00:35:37mountain

00:35:38over

00:35:40the

00:35:41hill

00:35:41and

00:35:42everywhere

00:35:43go

00:35:44tell

00:35:45it

00:35:45on

00:35:46the

00:35:46mountain

00:35:47that

00:35:48ginger

00:35:49got

00:35:50married

00:35:52oh

00:36:01there

00:36:01was

00:36:01more

00:36:02she

00:36:03started

00:36:03singing

00:36:04oh

00:36:05when the

00:36:05saints

00:36:06go

00:36:07marching

00:36:07in

00:36:08oh

00:36:09when the

00:36:09saints

00:36:10go

00:36:10marching

00:36:11in

00:36:12how

00:36:12I

00:36:13want

00:36:13to be

00:36:14in that

00:36:15number

00:36:15when the

00:36:16saints

00:36:17go

00:36:18marching

00:36:19in

00:36:24that

00:36:29marriage

00:36:29lasted

00:36:30three

00:36:30months

00:36:31that

00:36:33circus

00:36:34tent

00:36:34was up

00:36:35longer

00:36:35than my

00:36:35mom's

00:36:36marriage

00:36:36lasted

00:36:37so

00:36:39we

00:36:40started

00:36:41planning

00:36:41our

00:36:41wedding

00:36:42and

00:36:42did not

00:36:43involve

00:36:44my mom

00:36:44the

00:36:46pandemic

00:36:46hit

00:36:47and we

00:36:48thought

00:36:48well

00:36:48I guess

00:36:49we're

00:36:49not

00:36:49going

00:36:49to be

00:36:49able

00:36:50to

00:36:50get

00:36:50married

00:36:50but

00:36:51then

00:36:52the

00:36:52fall

00:36:52came

00:36:53it was

00:36:53October

00:36:54and we're

00:36:54like

00:36:54actually

00:36:54this is

00:36:55the

00:36:55perfect

00:36:55time

00:36:56to get

00:36:56married

00:36:56we can

00:36:57just

00:36:57do it

00:36:58how

00:36:58we

00:36:58want

00:36:58and

00:36:59we

00:36:59don't

00:36:59have

00:36:59to

00:36:59worry

00:37:00about

00:37:00anybody

00:37:00else

00:37:01so

00:37:01yeah

00:37:01it was

00:37:02great

00:37:02we

00:37:04planned

00:37:04it in

00:37:05two

00:37:05weeks

00:37:05rented

00:37:06an

00:37:06airbnb

00:37:07out

00:37:07by

00:37:07the

00:37:08ocean

00:37:08had

00:37:09a

00:37:09stranger

00:37:09and

00:37:09a

00:37:10mask

00:37:10be

00:37:10our

00:37:10officiant

00:37:11we

00:37:12zoomed

00:37:13our

00:37:13families

00:37:13I

00:37:14think

00:37:14my

00:37:14mom

00:37:14is

00:37:14still

00:37:15on

00:37:15that

00:37:15zoom

00:37:15call

00:37:16and

00:37:19it's

00:37:19not

00:37:19how

00:37:20either

00:37:20of

00:37:20us

00:37:20ever

00:37:21thought

00:37:21that

00:37:21we

00:37:21would

00:37:22get

00:37:22married

00:37:23but

00:37:23it

00:37:23ended

00:37:23up

00:37:24being

00:37:24perfect

00:37:24because

00:37:25it

00:37:25was

00:37:25just

00:37:25about

00:37:25us

00:37:26and

00:37:26just

00:37:26about

00:37:26our

00:37:26day

00:37:27and

00:37:28we

00:37:28even

00:37:28got

00:37:28baptized

00:37:29that

00:37:29day

00:37:29not

00:37:29on

00:37:30purpose

00:37:30but

00:37:32we

00:37:33were

00:37:33taking

00:37:34these

00:37:34photographs

00:37:36and

00:37:36we

00:37:36saw

00:37:37that

00:37:37the

00:37:37sun

00:37:37was

00:37:37setting

00:37:38and

00:37:38there

00:37:38was

00:37:38these

00:37:38stairs

00:37:39down

00:37:39to

00:37:39the

00:37:39ocean

00:37:40and

00:37:40we

00:37:40were

00:37:40like

00:37:40oh

00:37:40my

00:37:41gosh

00:37:41we

00:37:41gotta

00:37:41get

00:37:41a

00:37:41picture

00:37:42here

00:37:42so

00:37:43we

00:37:43stand

00:37:43over

00:37:44there

00:37:44and

00:37:44our

00:37:44amazing

00:37:45photographer

00:37:45got

00:37:45a

00:37:46series

00:37:46of

00:37:46pictures

00:37:47and

00:37:47in

00:37:48our

00:37:48first

00:37:48picture

00:37:48we

00:37:49look

00:37:49beautiful

00:37:49we

00:37:49look

00:37:50like

00:37:50two

00:37:51lesbians

00:37:51at prom

00:37:52together

00:37:52gorgeous

00:37:55picture

00:37:56in our

00:37:56second

00:37:56picture

00:37:57we're

00:37:57kind

00:37:57of

00:37:57doing

00:37:57this

00:37:58because

00:37:58something

00:37:58is

00:37:59looming

00:37:59over

00:37:59us

00:38:00like

00:38:01the

00:38:02principal

00:38:02who's

00:38:03angry

00:38:03that

00:38:03two

00:38:03lesbians

00:38:04went

00:38:04to

00:38:04prom

00:38:04together

00:38:05then

00:38:07in the

00:38:08third

00:38:08picture

00:38:08we're

00:38:08doing

00:38:09this

00:38:09because

00:38:10the

00:38:10ocean

00:38:11is

00:38:11now

00:38:11crashing

00:38:12into

00:38:12our

00:38:12ear

00:38:13holes

00:38:13fourth

00:38:14picture

00:38:15we're

00:38:15completely

00:38:16covered

00:38:16by

00:38:16water

00:38:17fifth

00:38:18picture

00:38:18the

00:38:18ocean

00:38:19has

00:38:19been

00:38:19sucked

00:38:19back

00:38:19out

00:38:20to

00:38:20sea

00:38:20and

00:38:20we're

00:38:21dripping

00:38:21with

00:38:21like

00:38:22so

00:38:25glad

00:38:25we

00:38:26decided

00:38:26to

00:38:26take

00:38:26this

00:38:27picture

00:38:27in

00:38:27the

00:38:27sunset

00:38:28but

00:38:30we

00:38:30have

00:38:30all

00:38:30these

00:38:30pictures

00:38:31and

00:38:31I

00:38:31think

00:38:31it

00:38:32means

00:38:32it's

00:38:32good

00:38:32luck

00:38:32that's

00:38:33what

00:38:33I've

00:38:33been

00:38:33told

00:38:33it's

00:38:33good

00:38:34luck

00:38:34so

00:38:34we're

00:38:34going

00:38:34to

00:38:34go

00:38:34with

00:38:35that

00:38:35but

00:38:36a few

00:38:37days

00:38:37after

00:38:37we

00:38:38got

00:38:38married

00:38:38they

00:38:39announced

00:38:39online

00:38:40that

00:38:40we

00:38:40had

00:38:40gotten

00:38:40married

00:38:41and

00:38:41we

00:38:41got

00:38:41a

00:38:42lot

00:38:42of

00:38:42love

00:38:43and

00:38:43a

00:38:43lot

00:38:43of

00:38:43support

00:38:44which

00:38:44I

00:38:44really

00:38:51put out

00:38:51positivity

00:38:52so

00:38:52when

00:38:52it

00:38:53comes

00:38:53back

00:38:53to

00:38:53me

00:38:53it

00:38:54means

00:38:54so

00:38:54much

00:38:54I

00:38:55try

00:38:55not

00:38:55to

00:38:56focus

00:38:56on

00:38:56negative

00:38:57stuff

00:38:57I

00:38:57try

00:38:57to

00:38:57surround

00:38:58myself

00:38:58with

00:38:59positive

00:38:59things

00:38:59I

00:39:00try

00:39:01not

00:39:01to

00:39:01read

00:39:01negative

00:39:02comments

00:39:02but

00:39:03in

00:39:03a

00:39:03job

00:39:03like

00:39:03mine

00:39:04you

00:39:04do

00:39:04hear

00:39:04from

00:39:04a

00:39:05lot

00:39:05of

00:39:05people

00:39:05and

00:39:05I

00:39:05don't

00:39:06see

00:39:06everything

00:39:06but

00:39:06occasionally

00:39:07a

00:39:08turd

00:39:08will

00:39:09get

00:39:09through

00:39:09and

00:39:11I

00:39:11happened

00:39:12to

00:39:12see

00:39:12this

00:39:12message

00:39:13on

00:39:13that

00:39:13day

00:39:13that

00:39:21It's

00:39:22from

00:39:22a

00:39:23guy

00:39:23named

00:39:23Gary

00:39:24and

00:39:25I

00:39:25will

00:39:25preface

00:39:26it

00:39:26with

00:39:26you

00:39:26are

00:39:26not

00:39:27going

00:39:27to

00:39:27like

00:39:27this

00:39:28message

00:39:28but

00:39:28we

00:39:29are

00:39:29going

00:39:29to

00:39:29unpack

00:39:30it

00:39:30together

00:39:31so

00:39:33here

00:39:34is

00:39:34what

00:39:35Gary

00:39:35wrote

00:39:35to

00:39:36me

00:39:36on

00:39:36the

00:39:36day

00:39:36it

00:39:36was

00:39:37announced

00:39:37that

00:39:37I

00:39:37got

00:39:38married

00:39:38he

00:39:39said

00:39:39how

00:39:40long

00:39:40have

00:39:40you

00:39:41and

00:39:41your

00:39:41wife

00:39:41been

00:39:42mentally

00:39:43ill

00:39:43taco

00:39:44licking

00:39:45lesbians

00:39:46who

00:39:47should

00:39:48be

00:39:48put

00:39:48in

00:39:49Alcatraz

00:39:49I

00:39:52was

00:39:52like

00:39:52wow

00:39:53that

00:39:54is

00:39:55very

00:39:56specific

00:39:56there

00:40:00was

00:40:01no

00:40:01grammar

00:40:01in

00:40:02that

00:40:02message

00:40:03by

00:40:03the

00:40:03way

00:40:03he

00:40:04was

00:40:04like

00:40:04mentally

00:40:05ill

00:40:05taco

00:40:05licking

00:40:06I'm

00:40:06like

00:40:06I

00:40:06think

00:40:06he

00:40:07means

00:40:07mentally

00:40:08ill

00:40:08comma

00:40:09taco

00:40:10hyphen

00:40:11you guys

00:40:11get it

00:40:12already

00:40:13I'm

00:40:13doing

00:40:14him

00:40:14favors

00:40:15and

00:40:17I

00:40:17guess

00:40:17I

00:40:17was

00:40:18bored

00:40:18on

00:40:18this

00:40:18particular

00:40:19day

00:40:19because

00:40:20I

00:40:20was

00:40:20like

00:40:21I

00:40:21just

00:40:21gotta

00:40:21see

00:40:22what

00:40:22this

00:40:22person

00:40:23looks

00:40:23like

00:40:23who

00:40:24sends

00:40:24a

00:40:24message

00:40:25like

00:40:25this

00:40:25to

00:40:26a

00:40:26complete

00:40:26stranger

00:40:27so

00:40:28I

00:40:28went

00:40:28on

00:40:28his

00:40:28page

00:40:28and

00:40:29he

00:40:29did

00:40:29not

00:40:29have

00:40:29a

00:40:29picture

00:40:30of

00:40:30himself

00:40:30it

00:40:30was

00:40:31a

00:40:31picture

00:40:31of

00:40:32an

00:40:32American

00:40:32flag

00:40:33and

00:40:34written

00:40:34across

00:40:35of

00:40:35it

00:40:35said

00:40:36we

00:40:36need

00:40:37God

00:40:38in

00:40:38America

00:40:39again

00:40:39that

00:40:40is

00:40:41what

00:40:41Gary

00:40:42leads

00:40:43with

00:40:44on

00:40:45Instagram

00:40:46and

00:40:47then

00:40:47that

00:40:48was

00:40:48the

00:40:48message

00:40:49that

00:40:49he

00:40:49sent

00:40:50me

00:40:50and

00:40:52I

00:40:52was

00:40:52like

00:40:53I

00:40:54don't

00:40:54know

00:40:55that

00:40:55God

00:40:56would

00:40:57be

00:40:58into

00:40:58the

00:40:58phrase

00:40:59taco

00:41:01licking

00:41:02call

00:41:05me

00:41:05crazy

00:41:06which

00:41:06he

00:41:06did

00:41:07but

00:41:09that

00:41:09did

00:41:10not

00:41:10sound

00:41:10very

00:41:11Christ

00:41:11like

00:41:12to

00:41:12me

00:41:12by

00:41:14the

00:41:14way

00:41:14there

00:41:15is

00:41:15nowhere

00:41:16in

00:41:16the

00:41:16Bible

00:41:17where

00:41:17it

00:41:17says

00:41:18what

00:41:18you

00:41:18can

00:41:19or

00:41:19cannot

00:41:19do

00:41:20with

00:41:20your

00:41:20Mexican

00:41:21food

00:41:21just

00:41:22so

00:41:22you

00:41:22know

00:41:22that

00:41:28is

00:41:28up

00:41:29to

00:41:29you

00:41:29my

00:41:29friends

00:41:30so

00:41:30then

00:41:31Gary

00:41:31said

00:41:31that

00:41:32we

00:41:32should

00:41:32be

00:41:32put

00:41:33in

00:41:33Alcatraz

00:41:34now

00:41:34I

00:41:34don't

00:41:34know

00:41:34if

00:41:34he

00:41:35doesn't

00:41:35have

00:41:35Google

00:41:36but

00:41:37Alcatraz

00:41:38has

00:41:38not

00:41:39been

00:41:39a

00:41:40prison

00:41:40for

00:41:40a

00:41:41while

00:41:41if

00:41:41that's

00:41:41what

00:41:41he

00:41:41intended

00:41:42it's

00:41:42not

00:41:43a

00:41:43prison

00:41:43it's

00:41:44actually

00:41:44a

00:41:44museum

00:41:45and

00:41:46it's

00:41:46a

00:41:46museum

00:41:47in

00:41:48San

00:41:48Francisco

00:41:49which

00:41:50is

00:41:50one

00:41:50of

00:41:51the

00:41:51gayest

00:41:52cities

00:41:52in

00:41:53the

00:41:53whole

00:41:54world

00:41:54I'm

00:41:58like

00:41:58is

00:41:59Gary

00:41:59telling

00:42:00me

00:42:00I

00:42:00should

00:42:00be

00:42:01in

00:42:01a

00:42:01gay

00:42:01museum

00:42:02Gary

00:42:03stop

00:42:05am

00:42:06I

00:42:07a

00:42:07trailblazer

00:42:08stop

00:42:08Gary

00:42:09at

00:42:11the

00:42:11top

00:42:12of

00:42:12the

00:42:12message

00:42:12it

00:42:13said

00:42:13that

00:42:13he

00:42:13and

00:42:13I

00:42:14did

00:42:14not

00:42:14follow

00:42:15each

00:42:15other

00:42:15which

00:42:15was

00:42:15not

00:42:16a

00:42:16surprise

00:42:17but

00:42:18it

00:42:18did

00:42:18say

00:42:19that

00:42:19we

00:42:19followed

00:42:20one

00:42:20person

00:42:21in

00:42:21common

00:42:21I'm

00:42:22like

00:42:22who

00:42:22in

00:42:22the

00:42:23world

00:42:23could

00:42:24Gary

00:42:25and I

00:42:25possibly

00:42:26agree

00:42:26on

00:42:26we

00:42:27seem

00:42:27like

00:42:27very

00:42:28different

00:42:29people

00:42:29and

00:42:30it

00:42:31said

00:42:31you

00:42:32both

00:42:32follow

00:42:33Oprah

00:42:34I

00:42:40have to

00:42:40say

00:42:40I

00:42:40did

00:42:41not

00:42:41take

00:42:41Gary

00:42:42as

00:42:42an

00:42:42Oprah

00:42:42kind

00:42:43of

00:42:43guy

00:42:44but

00:42:45that

00:42:45is

00:42:45how

00:42:45famous

00:42:46Oprah

00:42:46is

00:42:47she

00:42:47builds

00:42:47bridges

00:42:48so I

00:42:51read

00:42:51the

00:42:51message

00:42:51again

00:42:52how

00:42:52long

00:42:53have

00:42:53you

00:42:53and

00:42:53your

00:42:53wife

00:42:54been

00:42:54mentally

00:42:54ill

00:42:55taco

00:42:55licking

00:42:56lesbians

00:42:56who

00:42:56should

00:42:57be

00:42:57put

00:42:57in

00:42:57Alcatraz

00:42:58and I

00:42:59was

00:42:59like

00:42:59why

00:42:59have

00:43:00I

00:43:00not

00:43:00moved

00:43:00on

00:43:00from

00:43:01this

00:43:01message

00:43:01and

00:43:05I

00:43:05and I

00:43:05am

00:43:05looking

00:43:05at

00:43:06it

00:43:06what

00:43:08is

00:43:08it

00:43:08and

00:43:09then

00:43:09it

00:43:09hit

00:43:10me

00:43:10I

00:43:10was

00:43:10like

00:43:10oh

00:43:11my

00:43:11god

00:43:12Gary

00:43:13just

00:43:14recognized

00:43:15my

00:43:16marriage

00:43:16he

00:43:17said

00:43:18your

00:43:19wife

00:43:21and

00:43:22that

00:43:23is

00:43:23called

00:43:24progress

00:43:25granted

00:43:37he

00:43:38spelled

00:43:38wife

00:43:38with

00:43:39a

00:43:39Y

00:43:39but

00:43:40I

00:43:41know

00:43:41what

00:43:41he

00:43:41meant

00:43:42and

00:43:43listen

00:43:44there

00:43:44are

00:43:44a

00:43:45lot

00:43:45of

00:43:45people

00:43:46who

00:43:46fought

00:43:46many

00:43:47many

00:43:47years

00:43:48for

00:43:48someone

00:43:48like

00:43:49me

00:43:49to

00:43:49be

00:43:49able

00:43:50to

00:43:50say

00:43:50wife

00:43:51Gary

00:43:52said

00:43:52it

00:43:52in

00:43:522.2

00:43:53seconds

00:43:54without

00:43:54even

00:43:54thinking

00:43:55his

00:43:55head

00:43:56would

00:43:56explode

00:43:56if

00:43:56he

00:43:57knew

00:43:57how

00:43:57progressive

00:43:57that

00:43:58message

00:43:58was

00:43:59so

00:43:59that

00:44:00is

00:44:00in

00:44:00fact

00:44:01progress

00:44:01my

00:44:01friend

00:44:02so

00:44:09we

00:44:09got

00:44:09married

00:44:09we

00:44:10stayed

00:44:10at

00:44:10home

00:44:10for

00:44:11the

00:44:11next

00:44:11year

00:44:11like

00:44:11everybody

00:44:12else

00:44:12I

00:44:12couldn't

00:44:13go

00:44:13on

00:44:13the

00:44:13road

00:44:13and

00:44:13do

00:44:13my

00:44:14job

00:44:14which

00:44:14was

00:44:15really

00:44:15weird

00:44:15and

00:44:16now

00:44:16that

00:44:16I'm

00:44:16back

00:44:17on

00:44:17the

00:44:17road

00:44:17I

00:44:17do

00:44:18not

00:44:18take

00:44:18it

00:44:18for

00:44:18granted

00:44:19anymore

00:44:19it

00:44:20is

00:44:20such

00:44:20a

00:44:21beautiful

00:44:21thing

00:44:21to

00:44:21come

00:44:22out

00:44:22and

00:44:22make

00:44:22people

00:44:23laugh

00:44:23and

00:44:23to

00:44:23add

00:44:24some

00:44:24sort

00:44:24of

00:44:24levity

00:44:25to

00:44:25the

00:44:25world

00:44:25I

00:44:26love

00:44:26Chicago

00:44:27I

00:44:27love

00:44:27coming

00:44:28here

00:44:28it's

00:44:28one

00:44:29of

00:44:29my

00:44:29favorite

00:44:29cities

00:44:30there was

00:44:37only one

00:44:38city on

00:44:38this tour

00:44:39I was

00:44:39nervous

00:44:39to go

00:44:40back

00:44:40to

00:44:40and

00:44:41that

00:44:41was

00:44:41Des Moines

00:44:42because

00:44:45last time

00:44:45I was

00:44:46there

00:44:46it was

00:44:46in the

00:44:46middle

00:44:46of

00:44:47winter

00:44:47and

00:44:47I

00:44:47forgot

00:44:48that

00:44:48in

00:44:48the

00:44:48Midwest

00:44:49when

00:44:49it

00:44:49is

00:44:49winter

00:44:50time

00:44:50and

00:44:51people

00:44:51are

00:44:51freezing

00:44:52they

00:44:52get

00:44:52hammered

00:44:53hammered

00:44:55it

00:44:55is

00:44:55too

00:44:55cold

00:44:56to

00:44:56go

00:44:56outside

00:44:56there

00:44:57is

00:44:57nothing

00:44:57else

00:44:58to

00:44:58do

00:44:58so

00:44:58I

00:44:58get

00:44:59to

00:44:59the

00:44:59venue

00:44:59and

00:45:00girls

00:45:00are

00:45:00coming

00:45:01out

00:45:01of

00:45:01the

00:45:01bathroom

00:45:01like

00:45:02this

00:45:02there's

00:45:03toilet

00:45:04paper

00:45:04on the

00:45:05bottom

00:45:05of

00:45:05their

00:45:05shoes

00:45:06it

00:45:07is

00:45:077pm

00:45:08that

00:45:08is

00:45:09where

00:45:09we

00:45:09are

00:45:09starting

00:45:10this

00:45:11night

00:45:11so

00:45:12I

00:45:12get

00:45:12out

00:45:13on

00:45:13stage

00:45:13and

00:45:14they

00:45:14are

00:45:14just

00:45:14wanting

00:45:14to

00:45:15party

00:45:15they

00:45:15are

00:45:16sending

00:45:16shot

00:45:17after

00:45:17shot

00:45:18and

00:45:18I

00:45:18like

00:45:18drinks

00:45:19but

00:45:19my

00:45:19vice

00:45:20is

00:45:20milkshakes

00:45:20so

00:45:21I'm

00:45:21good

00:45:21and

00:45:23they

00:45:23keep

00:45:23wanting

00:45:23me

00:45:23to

00:45:24drink

00:45:24fireball

00:45:24whiskey

00:45:25they

00:45:25love

00:45:26fireball

00:45:26whiskey

00:45:26I

00:45:27think

00:45:27it

00:45:27tastes

00:45:27like

00:45:28a

00:45:28bottle

00:45:28of

00:45:28gasoline

00:45:29with

00:45:30a

00:45:30stick

00:45:30of

00:45:30big

00:45:30red

00:45:31chewing

00:45:31them

00:45:31plopped

00:45:32in

00:45:32the

00:45:32middle

00:45:32I'm

00:45:35like

00:45:35I'm

00:45:36good

00:45:36they're

00:45:36like

00:45:36what

00:45:37she

00:45:38doesn't

00:45:38like

00:45:38fireball

00:45:39she

00:45:39doesn't

00:45:40like

00:45:40fireball

00:45:40shit

00:45:41they

00:45:41cannot

00:45:41fathom

00:45:42this

00:45:43information

00:45:43so

00:45:44now

00:45:44as

00:45:44an

00:45:44audience

00:45:45they

00:45:45only

00:45:45care

00:45:46about

00:45:46trying

00:45:46to

00:45:46figure

00:45:47out

00:45:47what

00:45:47drink

00:45:48to

00:45:48send

00:45:48me

00:45:48next

00:45:48so

00:45:49they're

00:45:49like

00:45:49all right

00:45:49okay

00:45:50she

00:45:50don't

00:45:50like

00:45:50fireball

00:45:51all right

00:45:51oh

00:45:51vodka

00:45:52yeah

00:45:53send it

00:45:53all these

00:45:54vodka

00:45:54cranberries

00:45:55start

00:45:55coming

00:45:55to

00:45:55stage

00:45:56I'm

00:45:56like

00:45:56I'm

00:45:56not

00:45:57really

00:45:57a

00:45:57vodka

00:45:57person

00:45:58they're

00:45:58like

00:45:58what

00:45:59she

00:46:00don't

00:46:00like

00:46:00vodka

00:46:01shit

00:46:01she

00:46:02don't

00:46:02like

00:46:02vodka

00:46:03oh

00:46:03beer

00:46:04yeah

00:46:05send it

00:46:05all these

00:46:05beers

00:46:06start

00:46:06coming

00:46:06to the

00:46:06stage

00:46:07I'm

00:46:07like

00:46:07I

00:46:07never

00:46:08acquired

00:46:08a

00:46:08taste

00:46:09for

00:46:09it

00:46:09they're

00:46:10like

00:46:10well

00:46:10that's

00:46:11surprising

00:46:11I

00:46:14know

00:46:14I

00:46:14look

00:46:15like

00:46:15somebody

00:46:15that

00:46:15would

00:46:15pound

00:46:16a

00:46:16beer

00:46:16take

00:46:17the

00:46:17can

00:46:17and

00:46:17crush

00:46:18it

00:46:18on

00:46:18my

00:46:18forehead

00:46:18and

00:46:20still

00:46:20recycle

00:46:21I'm

00:46:26now

00:46:26taking

00:46:27these

00:46:27drinks

00:46:27they

00:46:27passed

00:46:28up

00:46:28I'm

00:46:28passing

00:46:29it

00:46:29back

00:46:29out

00:46:29to

00:46:29them

00:46:30I

00:46:30am

00:46:30only

00:46:30making

00:46:31them

00:46:31drunker

00:46:31they

00:46:32go

00:46:32please

00:46:33for the

00:46:33love

00:46:34of

00:46:34God

00:46:34tell us

00:46:34what

00:46:35you

00:46:35drink

00:46:36without

00:46:36having

00:46:37a

00:46:37drink

00:46:37with

00:46:37us

00:46:38I'm

00:46:38like

00:46:38that's

00:46:38a

00:46:38weird

00:46:39rule

00:46:39but

00:46:39all

00:46:39right

00:46:40I'm

00:46:41trying

00:46:41to

00:46:42think

00:46:42of

00:46:42a

00:46:42drink

00:46:42that's

00:46:43going

00:46:43to

00:46:43take

00:46:43a

00:46:43while

00:46:43to

00:46:44make

00:46:44because

00:46:44then

00:46:44I

00:46:44can

00:46:44do

00:46:45my

00:46:45job

00:46:45tell

00:46:46some

00:46:46jokes

00:46:46I

00:47:06show

00:47:07show

00:47:07I

00:47:07like

00:47:07I

00:47:08grab

00:47:11this

00:47:11drink

00:47:11that's

00:47:12meant

00:47:12to

00:47:12be

00:47:12sipped

00:47:12and

00:47:13I

00:47:13just

00:47:13down

00:47:14the

00:47:14gullet

00:47:14they

00:47:17are

00:47:17so

00:47:17pumped

00:47:17you

00:47:18would

00:47:18think

00:47:18I

00:47:18had

00:47:18just

00:47:19competed

00:47:19in

00:47:19a

00:47:19decathlon

00:47:20so

00:47:23they're

00:47:23having

00:47:24a good

00:47:24time

00:47:24we

00:47:24get

00:47:24back

00:47:25to

00:47:25the

00:47:25show

00:47:25we're

00:47:26laughing

00:47:26the

00:47:26show's

00:47:27great

00:47:27a

00:47:27little

00:47:27bit

00:47:27later

00:47:28on

00:47:28they

00:47:28start

00:47:28getting

00:47:28restless

00:47:29again

00:47:29I'm

00:47:29like

00:47:29what

00:47:30now

00:47:31I

00:47:31look

00:47:32back

00:47:32and

00:47:32there's

00:47:32this

00:47:33older

00:47:33woman

00:47:33trying

00:47:34to

00:47:34make

00:47:34her

00:47:34way

00:47:34through

00:47:34the

00:47:35crowd

00:47:35she's

00:47:35got

00:47:36short

00:47:36spiky

00:47:37gray

00:47:37hair

00:47:38she's

00:47:38got

00:47:39this

00:47:39worn

00:47:39face

00:47:40like

00:47:40she

00:47:40has

00:47:41seen

00:47:41some

00:47:41shit

00:47:42she's

00:47:44got

00:47:44a

00:47:44leather

00:47:44vest

00:47:45on

00:47:45I

00:47:46assume

00:47:46she's

00:47:46got

00:47:47a

00:47:47dream

00:47:47catcher

00:47:48in

00:47:48her

00:47:48car

00:47:48she's

00:47:51walking

00:47:51very

00:47:52confidently

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