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The Celebrity Traitors Season 1 Episode 9.
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00:00:00Oh, am I the first in?
00:00:10Ah, no one else is here.
00:00:16I feel really good.
00:00:18I can't believe that I'm faithful
00:00:20and that I have survived to see my final breakfast.
00:00:24Well, well, well.
00:00:26It has been the most overwhelming experience.
00:00:29I did worry that, you know, when the game first started
00:00:32and I helped Celia in that twist.
00:00:34Shield. Yes.
00:00:35I thought that it'd maybe put a target on my back.
00:00:37Nobody's put Nick forward before, have they?
00:00:40But I'm still here.
00:00:42I have loved it.
00:00:43There's been times where it's felt difficult, frustrating.
00:00:47I can't believe it.
00:00:48But overwhelmingly, it's just been absolutely thrilling.
00:00:52How's Nick done that?
00:00:54However, because this is the last day,
00:00:56I think you have to speak up.
00:00:57You can't sit back now.
00:00:59My gut is saying that Kat is a traitor.
00:01:04And, you know, I've lasted this far.
00:01:06I really want to win now.
00:01:12Come in.
00:01:14Who is it?
00:01:15Hey, Kat. Hello.
00:01:16How are you?
00:01:16It's not very weird sitting here on my own.
00:01:18Just looking at the painting board
00:01:20and just seeing how mad it is, how many people have gone.
00:01:23It feels amazing to be in the first ever Traitors Celebrity Final.
00:01:29I've surprised myself that I could be a traitor and be quite a good one.
00:01:34I'm not a traitor.
00:01:35No, I don't think you are.
00:01:37They're not going to know what hits them.
00:01:38But also the confidence I'm growing in myself every single day.
00:01:41La, la, la.
00:01:43I do struggle with socialising.
00:01:45You love making drinks, don't you?
00:01:47It's kind of like exposure therapy, being around this many people.
00:01:52I'd like to speak.
00:01:53I've made some real friends in here.
00:01:56I started to feel quite sad having to murder them.
00:01:58I'm not happy with you.
00:02:00Sorry, Lucy.
00:02:01You're OK.
00:02:03You're nearly halfway, darling.
00:02:05Me and Alan are doing great together.
00:02:07Two Traitors in the final.
00:02:08We are not going to throw each other under the bus.
00:02:11Traitors for life.
00:02:13I've come a very long way.
00:02:14I'm just trying not to slip up at the last hurdle.
00:02:17We're in the final.
00:02:19I know.
00:02:20It's been quite a journey.
00:02:22Hello, hello, hello.
00:02:23Hello, Alan.
00:02:25Look at that outfit.
00:02:26Oh.
00:02:28I love this.
00:02:29See the shoes?
00:02:30Oh, with the clasps on.
00:02:33Oh, my God.
00:02:34I'm in the final.
00:02:35I mean, let's face it, I have worked hard.
00:02:39It's definitely had a jet wash.
00:02:42I started this game a bit of a nervous wreck.
00:02:45The turret's up that way, love.
00:02:47I'll see you up there.
00:02:48Please.
00:02:50I've thrown some really good friends under the bus.
00:02:54You've got a bit of hair in your face.
00:02:55No.
00:02:55I've murdered national treasures in plain sight.
00:03:00Partying is such sweet sorrow, Celia.
00:03:02I'm clearly a better liar and a better traitor than I thought I was.
00:03:08Oh, I wish she hadn't got that shield.
00:03:10I would have killed her off.
00:03:11The one thing I've learned about my whole traitor's experience is I'm a fighter.
00:03:16I've got you.
00:03:17Hurry up, you dickhead.
00:03:18Oh, my God.
00:03:20Oh, no, it's a rock.
00:03:21I'm quite good at creating chaos.
00:03:24You're telling me, you've said to Claudia, I'll just be a faithful.
00:03:29It is the final and we've still got two traitors left.
00:03:32I am a favorite.
00:03:35I am.
00:03:36My game plan is to use my powers of persuasion.
00:03:41You can trust me and not to mess it up.
00:03:44Bring it on.
00:03:46It's been so surreal, so unique.
00:03:48It really is.
00:03:49Wonderful, infuriating.
00:03:51It's been everything.
00:03:52It's been absolutely everything.
00:03:54Come in.
00:03:57Hello.
00:03:58Yes.
00:03:58Hello, yes, Joe.
00:03:59Hi, Joe.
00:04:00Did you ever think...
00:04:02What, in general?
00:04:03No, do you ever...
00:04:03I have thoughts, yes.
00:04:05Let me finish the sentence.
00:04:07OK.
00:04:07Did you ever think you'd be in the final?
00:04:10Not in a million years.
00:04:12None of us did.
00:04:13None of us did.
00:04:14It is good.
00:04:15How cool is it?
00:04:16Never thought I would make it past day one.
00:04:21I'm knackered, but I have a shield.
00:04:23Let alone get to the final.
00:04:26Give it some.
00:04:27Yeah.
00:04:28Don't get up.
00:04:29What do you mean don't get up?
00:04:30It's been a bonkers journey.
00:04:33From the start where I was pretty intimidated by the celebrity names.
00:04:39Didn't know how to really behave around people.
00:04:43I just don't think I'm going to go to the round table.
00:04:45Being the ringleader of the first trait of banishment.
00:04:49I can't get my head to stop thinking about you, Jonathan.
00:04:52I have been all through the game completely faithful.
00:04:55To the Traitors!
00:04:57Yeah!
00:04:59I'd started to change my behaviour a little bit and open up to the group.
00:05:04Miss you, mate.
00:05:05I trust you implicitly.
00:05:08Likewise.
00:05:09Being in the Traitors' final is way more stressful than Player of England.
00:05:15My gut feeling is that Kat and Alan are the traitors.
00:05:20But actually, when it comes down to it, Nick, he's the only one.
00:05:25I'm really, really confident of being a faithful.
00:05:28I can't stop!
00:05:30All bets are off.
00:05:31I want to win it.
00:05:33Just got to work out how.
00:05:34I know, but we should be really proud of ourselves.
00:05:37We should.
00:05:38I am buzzing.
00:05:40Come in, David.
00:05:42Oh, yeah.
00:05:44Surprise, surprise.
00:05:44Surprise, surprise.
00:05:45Hello.
00:05:46I'm completely amazed that I've got this far into the game.
00:05:50Never thought I'd get past the first few banishments or murders.
00:05:55Never thought I'd survive the Chests of Chance.
00:05:58And never dreamed I'd be in the final.
00:06:00I've put down Nico.
00:06:02I'm a faithful.
00:06:03I totally underestimated how difficult this game is.
00:06:07I totally underestimated what it is like to be at the round table.
00:06:11Steven.
00:06:12A faithful.
00:06:15To be on the missions.
00:06:16It's one thing watching this on TV, it is a totally different thing living this game.
00:06:21Mind your feet.
00:06:23My strategy of trying to look for behaviors hasn't got me anywhere.
00:06:27I think we're all holding back because we've just loved being with each other.
00:06:30This has been an amazing experience with some wonderful people that we've built real friendships here.
00:06:36I just didn't think I'd have so much fun.
00:06:38If you're playing a game, the best case scenario is that you win.
00:06:43But whatever happens, we're leaving the castle as a group of friends.
00:06:46That's just, that's kind of wonderful.
00:06:49I hope whatever the mission is today, we can have as much fun as we have in all of them.
00:06:55Because it's been the best part of the journey.
00:07:06Hi, Claudia.
00:07:08Hello.
00:07:09Hello.
00:07:11It's your final breakfast.
00:07:14I know.
00:07:14How lovely to enjoy breakfast knowing nobody's been murdered.
00:07:18Yes.
00:07:19And the final five.
00:07:21We started with 19 players.
00:07:24And it's you.
00:07:26Well done.
00:07:27You've absolutely smashed it.
00:07:29Tonight the game will end and your fates will be decided.
00:07:33So, today, question everything and every one.
00:07:39But first, a mission.
00:07:41Yes.
00:07:42And it's a big one.
00:07:43And one more thing.
00:07:45Oh, no.
00:07:45Sorry.
00:07:46I lost my train of thought.
00:07:48Oh, my train!
00:07:49Oh, no!
00:07:51Has she said that wrong?
00:07:54Isn't it trail of thought?
00:07:55Train of thought.
00:07:56I lost my train of thought.
00:07:57Do you think it's trail, Joe?
00:08:03Right, can you go outside?
00:08:05Yeah.
00:08:06Library?
00:08:06If you want, yeah.
00:08:10I'm really going to miss this view.
00:08:13It's gorgeous.
00:08:14What an experience.
00:08:15It feels almost wrong to be talking about who we think's going to get banished.
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:21Because you can't help but just be reflective on the experience.
00:08:24I just haven't got the energy to work out as a writer.
00:08:28I'm suspicious of you.
00:08:29I'm suspicious of everybody.
00:08:30Everybody.
00:08:30We have to be.
00:08:31Yeah, we have to.
00:08:32Well, it's got to be one of us.
00:08:33Or two of us.
00:08:37Kat got some heat from Nick last night.
00:08:41And obviously, our strategy has to change.
00:08:44Me and Kat just have to stay strong and not slip up.
00:08:49I've been thinking all night how we play this out.
00:08:57Before we enter endgame...
00:08:59There's a banishment.
00:09:00There's a round table.
00:09:01There is a banishment.
00:09:02I mean, look, I voted for Kat, so I think I would vote for Kat in that.
00:09:07Let's assume Kat and Alan are going to go with David, because I think they will.
00:09:12Option one, I could go for David, and then David's gone.
00:09:17But that's almost like a sacrifice in another faithful.
00:09:20The other option to that is, actually, we get round David today to say,
00:09:25this is what we're thinking.
00:09:27We go with getting rid of Kat.
00:09:30There's different scenarios we have.
00:09:33Yeah.
00:09:33But ultimately, the only way I'm ending the game is if I'm in the final two with you.
00:09:41Ideally, Kat would be banished first.
00:09:43I think Joe might go with me and vote for Kat.
00:09:47But a tiny, tiny bit of me is telling me not to completely, utterly believe that Joe Marla
00:09:52is a faithful.
00:09:54Alan, there's a question mark over.
00:09:56Hello.
00:09:57I'm more inclined to say David's a faithful than Alan.
00:10:00I don't know.
00:10:00I think we have to work on the basis that there were three traitors.
00:10:06So, obviously, we've got Jonathan.
00:10:08Ideally, we would banish the person who we banish.
00:10:11She's the, you know, who takes them down to four.
00:10:13Yeah, I know.
00:10:13Is a traitor, hope they're a traitor, but we'll never know.
00:10:15So then there's four of us left.
00:10:18But then it's like, what to do?
00:10:20I forgot about the round table.
00:10:21I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:23It's important you don't forget that, though, Alan.
00:10:24Well, let me know if there's, if I'm not there at the seat at the round table,
00:10:28come and find me in the castle.
00:10:30It's time for the final mission.
00:10:38This is the last chance for the players to add money to the prize pot
00:10:42for the winner's chosen charity.
00:10:44Final mission!
00:10:45Come on!
00:10:46I'm hoping it's like a steam train, because I won't be happy with, like, you know, the 242 from Inverness.
00:11:00I want the full shebang.
00:11:03I'm more certain of you being a faithful than I am.
00:11:07I don't think you can do that.
00:11:09This is our last chance to get a whole lot of money.
00:11:15Traitor faithful, who cares?
00:11:16Let's just get lots of money, yeah?
00:11:18Absolutely.
00:11:22Oh, my God.
00:11:23All right, what's going on here?
00:11:24Hang on.
00:11:24Oh, that's the train station.
00:11:30Hi.
00:11:46Oh, hello.
00:11:47Hi, Claudia.
00:11:49Hi.
00:11:49Welcome to your final mission.
00:11:52You have had some epic missions, haven't you?
00:11:55Yeah.
00:11:56That is nothing compared to this.
00:12:00If you are successful today, you will add an extraordinary £20,000 to the prize fund.
00:12:09Wow.
00:12:10So, how are you going to do that?
00:12:21I've never seen a steam train before in my life, except on TV, which was fun.
00:12:27Felt like I was transported back in time.
00:12:34That is excellent timing.
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:38Players, this is the Traitor's Express.
00:12:43An express is the right word to use.
00:12:46Because to be successful in today's mission, you are going to have to be fast.
00:12:52Very soon, you are going to board the train.
00:12:57There are five carriages.
00:12:59In the back carriage, there are four locked crates.
00:13:03Each crate contains £5,000 worth of gold.
00:13:09In each carriage, there is a key.
00:13:16Retrieve the key and get to the end.
00:13:19This train stops at the end of the line in exactly 20 minutes.
00:13:26Okay.
00:13:26So, you have to find the keys, unlock the crates and get the gold in 20 minutes.
00:13:33In those crates, there's gold.
00:13:36That's lovely.
00:13:37There is also explosives.
00:13:40Oh, my God!
00:13:45When the train stops, get the gold, get off the train and come to me before the crates explode.
00:13:54Oh, my God!
00:13:55Oh, my gosh, Claudia!
00:13:56Players, are you ready for the most exciting commute of your lives?
00:14:01Yes, yes.
00:14:02Okay, I've always wanted to say this.
00:14:04All aboard.
00:14:05Okay.
00:14:05Oh, my goodness.
00:14:06Good luck.
00:14:07There's no other options to commute.
00:14:08You're going to be all right, Joe.
00:14:09All right, you go.
00:14:11Oh!
00:14:12Joe, why are you slamming it like that?
00:14:15Listen, I love a steam train, but not when it's packed with explosives.
00:14:23There's me thinking it's going to be like the Orange Express, but actually, it's more like that film Speed.
00:14:32The Murdered.
00:14:33All right, here we go, guys.
00:14:34Here we go.
00:14:34Oh, my God, look at this.
00:14:36So, we're looking for a key.
00:14:37Okay, so there's portraits.
00:14:39Oh, it's Joe.
00:14:40We saw paintings of all of the players that me and Alan have murdered.
00:14:47Little R.I.P. signs.
00:14:49Why is there a hole in this?
00:14:53So, we're looking for a key.
00:14:54Oh, key.
00:14:55You found it?
00:14:55It's in it.
00:14:56So, a combination.
00:14:57There must be a code.
00:14:58What's the code length?
00:15:00Five.
00:15:00We could see the key, which had been, you know, padlocked shut with a kind of combination lock.
00:15:05Celia, is it Celia?
00:15:07Do you spell her name?
00:15:08Maybe.
00:15:09Yeah, Celia.
00:15:09Oh, there's no C.
00:15:11Unless it's an anagram of Celia.
00:15:13Hang on.
00:15:14R.I.P.
00:15:15R.I.P.
00:15:15R.I.P.
00:15:16Players, two minutes have gone.
00:15:18How many minutes?
00:15:20Two minutes have gone already.
00:15:21Claudia, don't do this to me, please.
00:15:23It took us forever.
00:15:27Oh, hang on.
00:15:28Ruth.
00:15:29A.R.O.L.P.
00:15:33Roll.
00:15:33Roll.
00:15:34Roll.
00:15:35It was not a good start for us.
00:15:37We can't fail on the first one.
00:15:39We were just really struggling to work out what the code was.
00:15:42R.I.P.
00:15:44It's three letters.
00:15:45R.
00:15:46Rest in peace.
00:15:47R.
00:15:47Peace.
00:15:48R.I.P.
00:15:49C.I.
00:15:49R.I.P.
00:15:50Peace.
00:15:51Peace.
00:15:51All right.
00:15:52Shut up.
00:15:53No, no, no.
00:15:57Hang on.
00:15:58Look at where the rips are.
00:15:59There were slight rips in the pictures, and I went, R.I.P.
00:16:05E.R.I.P.
00:16:06RIP.
00:16:07T.A.R.
00:16:08Oh, T.A.R.
00:16:09T.A.R.
00:16:09How did they say, T.A.R?
00:16:10Oh, T.A.R.
00:16:11Oh, yes.
00:16:11Oh, good.
00:16:12Excellent.
00:16:14He scrabbled at each of the paintings, and behind them were a series of letters.
00:16:19Oh, my God.
00:16:20Of course.
00:16:21RIP.
00:16:22There's an E on that one.
00:16:24D.
00:16:24What's that one?
00:16:25T.
00:16:26Is it death?
00:16:27D-E-A-T-H?
00:16:28Yes, maybe.
00:16:29Yeah, try it.
00:16:30This is an H.
00:16:30That's an A and an H.
00:16:31It's death.
00:16:31It's definitely death.
00:16:33Push it.
00:16:33Pull it.
00:16:33Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:16:35Put it in your pouch.
00:16:37Put it in my pouch.
00:16:38Put it in my pouch.
00:16:38Put it in my pouch.
00:16:45Okay, the banished.
00:16:46Banished.
00:16:47Okay, you can do this, but time is running out.
00:16:49All right, we've got to speed up, guys.
00:16:50We've got to speed up.
00:16:51Okay, look, look, look.
00:16:52Here we go.
00:16:52Tameka.
00:16:53Jonathan.
00:16:54Tameka, Kate, Alan.
00:16:55Oh, wow, it's our actual ones.
00:16:58Carriage 2, everyone's spots are actual slates that we'd use at the round tables.
00:17:03Oh, right, where's the key?
00:17:04Number of votes for the banished.
00:17:05The number of votes for the banished.
00:17:07Oh.
00:17:08Okay, right.
00:17:09Oh, hang on.
00:17:09Let's count them.
00:17:10Yeah.
00:17:11So, someone pick a name.
00:17:12Tameka.
00:17:13Right.
00:17:13I've got all the Jonathans.
00:17:15It was another combination lock we had to put in.
00:17:17The number of votes for the banished.
00:17:19So, Jonathan, Tameka.
00:17:21You've got Mark?
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:23There's Mark.
00:17:24Oh, God, there's loads here.
00:17:25Quicker, quicker.
00:17:26Yeah, yeah, quicker, quicker.
00:17:27We've wasted a lot of time, so it was a race against the clock.
00:17:33One, two, three, four.
00:17:36I was going up and looking high on the racks to make sure we hadn't missed any slates.
00:17:3957, 58.
00:17:41Another one for Claire.
00:17:4358.
00:17:43I think it must be 58.
00:17:44Let's just check all the ones we've got to make sure we're missing anyone.
00:17:46Yeah, I think it must be 58.
00:17:47I've put 058.
00:17:48It's not 58.
00:17:49Okay.
00:17:50You're joking, mate.
00:17:51We tried 58 originally, but it was wrong.
00:17:54The lock wouldn't open.
00:17:55Anymore.
00:17:56And we had a recount.
00:17:58Ah, I've got it.
00:17:59Oh.
00:18:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:18:01Yeah.
00:18:01Let's go.
00:18:02Finally, 61 worked.
00:18:04It was such a relief because we haven't got much time left.
00:18:07Are we ready?
00:18:14No!
00:18:15Oh, my God!
00:18:19Open the door.
00:18:20Nearly lose control of my bowels.
00:18:23Not a chance!
00:18:25Oh, my God!
00:18:26No way!
00:18:29Okay, quick.
00:18:31Find the key.
00:18:32I did not see that coming.
00:18:35We were outside.
00:18:36I could see cows.
00:18:37I could see a river.
00:18:39Where's the key?
00:18:40Hang on, we've got to undo the chain.
00:18:42Right, okay.
00:18:43Where's it tied to?
00:18:44In front of us were two coffins with chains wrapped around them, and we had to get the
00:18:50key that was inside.
00:18:52Where's the start?
00:18:54If Paloma's in here, that's a really good sport.
00:18:56Hang on, I've got it here.
00:18:58Well done, well done.
00:18:59It's all one chain.
00:19:00Yeah, it's all one chain.
00:19:01Unwrap it down that way.
00:19:02We had to unchain these coffins.
00:19:06Well done, though.
00:19:08I say we.
00:19:09Joe Marla mainly unchained the coffins.
00:19:12He was like the strongest man alive.
00:19:14So lift it up.
00:19:15No!
00:19:16No, okay.
00:19:17Undo that bit.
00:19:17I led a little bit here, because I was happy to lose a finger.
00:19:24Can we open it up?
00:19:26Yeah.
00:19:28Oh, what's it?
00:19:29Well, the things that are...
00:19:31For the funeral.
00:19:31That was Lucy.
00:19:32Lucy and the Apollo.
00:19:34Oh, right, where's the key?
00:19:35Hang on, we've got to open that one.
00:19:37Open the next coffin, come on.
00:19:39Can we have a time check, please?
00:19:41Six minutes left.
00:19:43Six minutes left!
00:19:45Six minutes left!
00:19:46Six minutes!
00:19:47Hang on.
00:19:47We've wasted so much time in carriage one, and I was thinking we're never going to do this.
00:19:53Pull!
00:19:56See if that opens, pull that one!
00:19:58Do you see me?
00:19:59Do you see me get it open?
00:20:01It's a screw, hang on.
00:20:03Come on.
00:20:04Hang on.
00:20:06Let's go, let's go.
00:20:07Quick, put it in me bum bag.
00:20:08Put it in me bum bag.
00:20:09Hang on!
00:20:10We ain't got time here, bum bag.
00:20:15What's this?
00:20:16What are we looking for?
00:20:17Just a key.
00:20:18I guess it's just a mad scrabble.
00:20:20What are we doing?
00:20:21Just have a look.
00:20:22All right, shut up.
00:20:23I'm only here.
00:20:24The fourth carriage, there was just sort of like big bowels of coal.
00:20:27We're looking for keys, yeah?
00:20:30We just had to simply dig and try and find that key.
00:20:34Oh, here we go.
00:20:38Ah, that's it!
00:20:39It's not me!
00:20:41What's that?
00:20:41What's that?
00:20:42No, no.
00:20:42Ah!
00:20:43Sorry, Jeff.
00:20:43You keep doing it!
00:20:45It's the wind.
00:20:45Ah!
00:20:46Sorry, Jeff.
00:20:46Hey!
00:20:48I'm going to hold it up with my head.
00:20:49Players, you've got three minutes left.
00:20:51Three minutes to go, guys.
00:20:53Come on!
00:20:53When we found out we had three minutes left, it was half panic, half adrenaline.
00:20:58We were so close, and then obviously we had the threat of the explosion.
00:21:02We've got to get the money!
00:21:03Yeah, yeah, we need to get the money!
00:21:04Let's go!
00:21:04The clock was ticking.
00:21:07We did think, shall we just go and bank the money with the three keys and forget about
00:21:11the four?
00:21:13Can I get in here?
00:21:15Come on.
00:21:15Nick was determined to find that key.
00:21:17He fully got in the crate.
00:21:19It was like a cat litter.
00:21:20Yeah, got it, got it, got it, got it!
00:21:21We've got it!
00:21:22Let's go!
00:21:22We've got the key!
00:21:23Let's go!
00:21:23We've got the key!
00:21:24Hang on, come on, get it.
00:21:25Finish!
00:21:26Players, one minute left.
00:21:28You're nearing the end of the line.
00:21:30One minute left.
00:21:31Come on!
00:21:32Yeah, got it, got it, got it, got it!
00:21:34What numbers, Alan?
00:21:35Alan, just give us numbers.
00:21:36What's number?
00:21:36I've got three in my bag.
00:21:38This is number one.
00:21:40Number two.
00:21:40Number two.
00:21:43Five thousand, five thousand, five thousand.
00:21:45The train is here.
00:21:4820,000 pounds.
00:21:49Yes, yes, yes.
00:21:51At that point, we had less than 30 seconds.
00:21:54It's going to blow!
00:21:55Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:21:56It's going to blow up to me!
00:21:59Here, let's go.
00:21:59Come on, come on, come on.
00:22:00Come on!
00:22:01Come on!
00:22:01It's going to blow!
00:22:02It's going to blow!
00:22:03I'm turning out!
00:22:03Come on!
00:22:04Run!
00:22:05It's going to blow!
00:22:06Win!
00:22:07Me!
00:22:31He did it!
00:22:32You scared me!
00:22:37Yes!
00:22:39Oh, yes!
00:22:40Are you all right, Anna?
00:22:41Guys, you did it!
00:22:42Yes!
00:22:43I can't believe it! How did you find it?
00:22:45Amazing!
00:22:46Oh, it's the best!
00:22:47It was amazing!
00:22:48You work beautifully as a team.
00:22:50You have added £20,000 to the prize fund.
00:22:54So your total is £87,500!
00:23:00Wow!
00:23:01Congratulations!
00:23:02So what a day.
00:23:04Here's the thing.
00:23:05Hasn't really begun.
00:23:07Because up next is your final round table.
00:23:11I will see you at the castle, but congratulations.
00:23:14You just jumped off a train and then it exploded.
00:23:17Yeah.
00:23:18Please, get in your rides.
00:23:20Oh.
00:23:29What a final mission.
00:23:30To our last round table tonight.
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:32I'd love to know where David's head's at.
00:23:33You find out where David's head's at.
00:23:34And I'll find out where Kat and Helen are at.
00:23:35I'm dreading the round table because I think it's going to be intense.
00:23:36I don't know if I'm prepared for how intense it's going to be.
00:23:37But not like the others, because we won't know.
00:23:38Oh, so no one will have their speech to say, guys, you've really got egg on your face.
00:23:54Yeah.
00:23:55Well, exactly, we won't know.
00:23:56Fine.
00:23:57What a mission, eh?
00:23:58That was just crazy.
00:23:59I'm so proud of you, Joe, with those chains.
00:24:00Honestly, you were so good.
00:24:01I know.
00:24:02But you yanked them.
00:24:03I am weirdly quite hungry.
00:24:04Oh, look.
00:24:05Dumplings.
00:24:06Well, this reminds me of school dinners.
00:24:07Please, sir, can I have some more?
00:24:10Were you around when Charles Dickens was around?
00:24:13No.
00:24:14No.
00:24:15No.
00:24:16No.
00:24:17No.
00:24:18No.
00:24:19No.
00:24:20No.
00:24:21No.
00:24:22No.
00:24:23No.
00:24:24No.
00:24:25No.
00:24:33No.
00:24:34David?
00:24:35Yes?
00:24:36I'm not as loud as you think I am.
00:24:39You are.
00:24:40I love Kat.
00:24:41Last night in the turret, we made a pinky promise.
00:24:44We're going to look after each other and we're not going to throw each other under the bus.
00:24:48Oh.
00:24:49Hello, Joe Marla.
00:24:50as long as joe thinks me and cat are faithfuls we can get rid of david we can get rid of nick
00:24:57just stick with joe because joe trusts us i've just got to hope everything goes to plan
00:25:03how are you feeling about tonight i feel clueless the thing i wonder is whether
00:25:13people who voted for jonathan early on that that was part of a camouflage
00:25:20well that would be joe alan would be a complete guess yeah yeah it's amazing there's been so little
00:25:28suggestion that alan and it's weird because then it's like oh well maybe that's a clue but
00:25:35i have a question mark over alan but i'm gonna vote for cat because i voted for yesterday and
00:25:39there's been a couple of things i have suspected cat before yeah so um i've come around the houses
00:25:44yeah and i've thought about everybody i have thought about cat as well
00:25:48are you a faithful david i promise you i'm faithful i always have been
00:25:53really yeah promise me i promise you absolutely my presumption is that cat and probably alan will
00:26:04vote for me so given all other strategies have failed i think i've got to make an alliance with
00:26:10nick if nick and i vote for cat then the deciding vote will be with joe marler which will be revealing
00:26:18one way or another what we're doing at the round table i thought we already knew what we're doing
00:26:25um the last time we spoke david you know jonathan's name came up again and again and again and again and
00:26:32then when we finally banished him we were like why didn't we do this sooner david's name again again
00:26:38and again there is something there's something that's making everyone think suspicious
00:26:45if we're all in agreement my maths works this out three beats two doesn't it yeah regardless of if even
00:26:52if they both ganged up and went with one yeah poor old cat it's irrelevant it's irrelevant who david goes
00:26:58for yeah yeah he could go for me go for you let's stick together yeah my thoughts are still very much
00:27:06that cat and alan are the traitors but i've just formed this pact that we were going to banish david
00:27:13it's risky i know and it could backfire but i need to keep alan and cat on side so they don't
00:27:19see it coming and then we pull the rug from under their feet do you want any chocolate brought out
00:27:24oh yeah go get me like a little bowl of maltesers okay fine maybe a fizzy oh okay i'll get a tray as
00:27:30well shall i shall i put my penny on yeah okay i know i feel bad for him but listen he's not
00:27:39going to change his mind we have to stay thick as thieves with him yeah this is what david first
00:27:44david first then me yeah don't throw me under the bus pinky promise we said in the tower we're winning
00:27:50it together yeah please yeah i'll be so disappointed in you i don't think joe is changing his mind
00:27:55if it goes to plan we're laughing exactly the end is in sight joe seems like he's on board with voting
00:28:02for david the ideal scenario we banish david then banish nick then end the game me and alan
00:28:09we've done so much together it could be a traitor's win as long as neither of us slip up
00:28:14are you are you coming to the tree they strung up a man they say who murdered three
00:28:28strange things did happen here no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree
00:28:3819 celebrities arrived at this castle to play the ultimate murder mystery game and now we're down
00:28:46to just five three faithful and two traitors they're about to enter the round table for the last
00:28:54time and after this banishment we will have our final four
00:28:59going into the final round table my only kind of real hope is nick does what he's told me he's going
00:29:09to do which is to vote for cat i've not been very good at convincing myself someone's a faithful and
00:29:15making a pact with them and i may well be a lamb to the slaughter who's been hoodwinked by better players
00:29:21i'm so nervous for this round table i think it's going to be really intense
00:29:26nick might vote for me again but i'm ready to fight for this
00:29:29i've got my plan i'm hoping that i've done enough to get david out
00:29:34going into this final round table we got to get them traitors so the faithful really do need to rally
00:29:40together now i've got a plan yeah i've got to hope and pray that i'm right
00:29:44if it goes the way i'm hoping it does then i get the deciding vote i've got to make a decision
00:29:52on whether to vote david or cat i don't know i don't know
00:29:57we're at the final round table we've got two traitors that have been traitors since the very
00:30:05beginning but i hate being this cocky i've just got to be so careful
00:30:12players this is it the final round table it takes real skill and resilience to make it this far
00:30:37so to each and every one of you well done the final prize fund then it stands at a staggering
00:30:4687 500 pounds before this night ends one or more of you will be taking that money home to your chosen
00:31:00charity you will also leave with all of the glory remember if only faithful remain they share the pot
00:31:09but if there is still a traitor here they take it all a reminder the banished player will no longer
00:31:20reveal if they are a traitor or a faithful so from now on you are relying only on gut instinct
00:31:29so i ask you this and i really mean it who can you trust
00:31:36who is on your side
00:31:41players for the final time then the floor is yours
00:31:46i feel like we're a little family and this is really hard i know but yeah we've got to do this
00:32:01yeah yeah do we think there's one or two traitors left what do we think i think two i think it's
00:32:08definitely two so look there are so few things anyone can say with certainty but um alan um you
00:32:15know i think i realized that i've often felt especially going to breakfast like terrified and
00:32:20then this sheer sense of relief and what i often didn't get a sense from you was the sense of relief
00:32:25that you'd survived maybe and maybe that's possibly arguably true you cat sometimes that there was
00:32:31never this sort of like a relief that we've all had like we're relieved oh because i'm i'm i go
00:32:38straight into who's here yeah i'm i'm in there and i'm already counting before i've seen yeah what
00:32:46i'm gonna have for breakfast i'm like yeah oh yeah just with you alan you know what i'm gonna bring
00:32:54up i forgot i had a shield you forgot you had a shield and that just i was like why has he forgotten
00:33:00he's had a shield well you didn't say you've got a shield you said you'll sleep well tonight
00:33:07and i went what and he went you've got a shield and i went yes i've got a shield you didn't say
00:33:15have you got a shield i went no i don't know what you mean he said you've got a shield and i went no
00:33:21i just didn't know what you were saying
00:33:22joe as i'm someone who you know raised your name um several round tables ago i found you incredibly
00:33:32difficult to read other people have had the same thing you have in a in a castle full of comedians
00:33:38you've got some of the most amazing comic timing a fantastic sort of deadpan style and
00:33:43that would make a great traitor somebody who's really really difficult to read
00:33:48you've been somebody who's been energetic in mentioning names and building narratives now
00:33:55the faithful argument is you've played the game well that is what you're supposed to do
00:34:01but the other argument is is that that's also a good strategy if you were a traitor to start
00:34:07building momentum against individuals
00:34:09i think the traitors have probably kept me in the game because so many people have gone
00:34:17he's quite hard to read isn't he yes at the start i was very guarded it may be harder to read the
00:34:23closer i've got in and the more i've got to know you the more comfortable i've got with you guys
00:34:27that's why i think the traitors have kept me around because they're like oh he's a spanner in the works
00:34:34but could we say that your softening of your image could be like a traitor you know you could
00:34:41be showing different sides of yourself as we get closer to all that money yeah definitely and i'd say
00:34:47with you you're on the same level as jonathan for that for going around whispering names yeah i remember
00:34:53when claire was vanished you were straight down there next to me down by that fire pit and you said
00:34:59mark yeah i was adamant claire was claire wasn't even cold in the ground you went mark i think
00:35:04that's unfair actually because that was the one where mark had slammed his hand and thing and
00:35:09i'd already had suspicions of him and then i was like it's him i've solved it yeah
00:35:13obviously i voted for you last night cat um there was a thought that well maybe you and lucy were
00:35:22quite close um and i wondered whether that was kind of a good move because it meant that you could
00:35:28kind of be quite seem to be quite close to a faithful the only other thing and the idea that
00:35:34in the wailing banshee round that we had uh kept the fact that you had got the shield um hidden from
00:35:41the other team and obviously as a result we were kind of we thought oh well maybe we'll all be protected
00:35:46i wonder maybe if that was a brilliant double bluff in terms of a balance of traitors and those voices
00:35:52in the mix knowing that jonathan was a traitor i do feel that you'd be a really good you know team
00:35:58player with jonathan and you know the idea of you as a duo and i think it's a trio obviously but as a
00:36:03duo that that feels like a for the range of personalities you would imagine that that's what
00:36:08would work best as a team of traitors for me it's just a small suspicion
00:36:14i feel like we've got on really well and it's been great the one small con i've got for you is that
00:36:22you've been really quiet all the way through i thought well maybe that's why
00:36:28yeah i think throughout i've always found the round table just a lot of different voices and like
00:36:39struggling to know when to put my thought in and then not sure like what i'd be adding because
00:36:48you know when i was voting for stephen it was it was more of a gut thing of just like
00:36:53so kind of just going i'm going to vote for you stephen because it's my gut isn't really
00:36:58sort of furthering conversations um with the forest situation yeah i genuinely just thought that
00:37:06that would be a good way to sort of kind of shield us all yeah if we didn't yeah i i just thought it
00:37:12would be a good way to um showed us all it wasn't a double bluff and i was really close to lucy
00:37:17both faithfuls
00:37:20the reason you gave about cat is probably the reason why i have suspicions about you dave because i just
00:37:28think you know jonathan ross is so out there audacious gift of the gab you have got the gift of the gab
00:37:34but you do it in such a you know a you know poised what poised ways yeah and cerebral and measured
00:37:42yeah so yeah i mean then i was thinking one minute you had five votes and the next round table you
00:37:49didn't and i mean i know we don't understand why that happened but you know if there are free traitors
00:37:54you could have got a traitor to go in every room and go why are you voting for david that's a wasted vote
00:37:59you know let's face it we are a bit sheep-like you know and i know i know i know and you must be sick
00:38:05to the back teeth of being accused but a bit like jonathan your name keeps coming up
00:38:11the point about um me being voted in the tie break i think what happened that night was that joe
00:38:18wilkinson was so convinced that he convinced others yeah the reason why it dissipated i don't know i
00:38:26mean i presume it was in the interests of the traitors to dissipate it but i was convinced by
00:38:32the fact that joe wilkinson was murdered that that was the traitors attempt to put more pressure on me
00:38:38and i think they presumed that i'd come up i think jonathan voted for me twice
00:38:43in the next round table which was i'll pick up on that jonathan voting for you when the writing
00:38:51was sort of on the wall for jonathan it was like was that him signaling like
00:38:57look at david next i think jonathan voted for me for the same reason that we've been talking about me
00:39:03because there were so many votes the previous day if there was any chance of him not being voted out
00:39:08it was in the hope that i'd get as many votes we might have another tie break or something like
00:39:13that
00:39:14players the time for talk is over please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor
00:39:26you
00:39:32you
00:39:32so
00:39:34Kat, we're going to start with you.
00:40:00Who do you believe is a traitor and why?
00:40:04I've gone for yourself, David, I'm so sorry, I really, really hope I'm fine.
00:40:18David.
00:40:19Well, again, belief is too strong, but I return the faith, I guess.
00:40:27Nick.
00:40:30I voted for the coolest person out of all 19 of us.
00:40:37Kat.
00:40:38Alan.
00:40:39It's not the first time I voted for you, but David, I still think you're a traitor.
00:40:46I'm sorry.
00:40:48So, a vote count.
00:40:51Two for Kat, two for David.
00:40:55It all comes down to Joe's vote.
00:41:02Joe, who do you believe is a traitor and why?
00:41:08I'm sorry, Kat.
00:41:09But I've changed my mind.
00:41:15I hope I'm right.
00:41:22Kat, you have received the most votes and you are banished from the castle.
00:41:29You have been amazing.
00:41:36What a game you've had.
00:41:42Please, leave the castle.
00:41:43If we survive.
00:41:44I wouldn't change a thing.
00:41:49I think I played it the best way I could.
00:41:50It's been amazing.
00:41:51Got to the final.
00:41:52So, I'm proud of myself for keeping up alive for this long.
00:41:56I am gutted.
00:41:57David's argument persuaded Joe to go towards me, but he made the right decision.
00:42:01I am a traitor.
00:42:02I have a vote for you.
00:42:03I had the moment for you.
00:42:04I had the moment you were able to leave the castle and leave the castle.
00:42:07If we survive.
00:42:08I wouldn't change a thing.
00:42:09I think I played it the best way I could.
00:42:11It's been amazing.
00:42:13Got to the final.
00:42:14So, I'm proud of myself for keeping up alive for this long.
00:42:17I am gutted.
00:42:18David's argument persuaded Joe to go towards me, but he made the right decision.
00:42:22I am a traitor.
00:42:23I have a vote for you.
00:42:25I had the most fun ever, and I hope Alan goes and wins it for us both.
00:42:37Kat is the last player to be banished from the round table.
00:42:42Was she a faithful? Was she a traitor?
00:42:46The answer to that you will only discover when this is all over.
00:42:52Players, think very carefully.
00:42:55Tell me about your next move.
00:42:57The next time I see you will be at the endgame,
00:43:01and only then will all your fates be decided.
00:43:06You are the final four.
00:43:14I believe Kat was a traitor. I do believe.
00:43:19So do I.
00:43:20She just wasn't even on my radar, but...
00:43:24What just happened?
00:43:26Why did Joe go rogue?
00:43:29I don't know what he was thinking of, and that has really thrown a spanner in the works.
00:43:34I do feel vulnerable, you know?
00:43:36I thought I'd have Kat by my side.
00:43:38We just work so well together.
00:43:41But now I'm on my own.
00:43:42That is terrifying.
00:43:47It feels a bit of a hollow victory, doesn't it?
00:43:50I mean, we'll never know.
00:43:52We'll never know.
00:43:52I'll play it.
00:43:54None of this feels good, though, does it?
00:43:57Even if you go with, it's just a game, like, we have all still made bonds.
00:44:04Oh, God, there's not many goblets.
00:44:05It's going to take just two votes, haven't we?
00:44:09It's Alan.
00:44:10Really?
00:44:11Yeah.
00:44:14Alan is the remaining traitor.
00:44:16We've got to get rid of Alan.
00:44:18That's easier said than done, because I just can't work out whether Nick managed to convince David to vote Alan.
00:44:26I did not enjoy that.
00:44:30I know it's a game, but it bloody makes me feel...
00:44:32Sick.
00:44:33Sick.
00:44:33At this point, it does.
00:44:35If I could mind, I'd close down Car's Bar and move abroad.
00:44:40I feel for Kat.
00:44:42If she's a traitor, wow, what a game she played.
00:44:47Well, the other thing was, she seemed to really relax in the last day or two.
00:44:51So, Joe's parting words to Kat were, I'm sorry.
00:44:56That was the first thing he said.
00:44:58I'm pretty convinced she was a traitor.
00:45:00So, there is sadly something that's really making me question whether Joe has just played an absolutely brilliant game.
00:45:07But then, could it be Alan?
00:45:09Maybe.
00:45:10I think I just have to go with my instincts now.
00:45:14Cheers to Kat.
00:45:15Cheers to Kat.
00:45:15And the final four.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:17To the final four.
00:45:18And being in the final four.
00:45:19Yeah.
00:45:20Cheers.
00:45:21So, Traitor Kat has been banished at the final round table.
00:45:30But, of course, the faithful don't know that yet.
00:45:34The question is, can they do it again?
00:45:37The end game is in sight.
00:45:40Alan has remained undetected throughout the game.
00:45:43So, will the faithful unite or will Alan take it all?
00:45:48Did you ever think you'd be here in the final four?
00:45:57Oh, no.
00:45:58I've surprised myself getting this far, yeah.
00:46:00My wife and kids, I don't think they're going to believe me when I tell them I have made the final.
00:46:05I'm just so grateful I got the chance to play this game.
00:46:08What's your plan now?
00:46:10My one true hundi faithful is Nick.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:14I've got to get rid of Alan because there's just something that tells me he's a traitor.
00:46:19How do you feel about being the last remaining traitor?
00:46:28Oh, God.
00:46:29Did you see my face as Kat?
00:46:31I was like, Kat, don't leave me here.
00:46:33Because I thought, wow, you know, me and Kat, we're just going to vote them all off.
00:46:37So, I don't know.
00:46:37I'm a loose cannon now.
00:46:39I'm like a rudderless ship.
00:46:41So, what are you going to do?
00:46:43I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:46:45I've put everything on the line.
00:46:47I can't trust Joe now.
00:46:50I don't know who to trust.
00:46:54What have you learned about yourself?
00:46:56I mean, there is an image of what historians are like, and it's a bit more serious and grown
00:47:01up than I actually am.
00:47:04Who do you trust the most?
00:47:07I don't think I trust anybody.
00:47:09I think my strategy has got to, in some ways, go in reverse.
00:47:13Not who do I most trust, but who do I most distrust.
00:47:21You're going into the endgame.
00:47:23I am.
00:47:23How are you feeling?
00:47:24It's a mixture of nerves and excitement, because I'm nervous that I might have got it wrong
00:47:29again, because of the way Joe voted just now, and said, I'm sorry.
00:47:34There's a tiny part of me that's going into endgame thinking he's a traitor.
00:47:38I have a question mark over Alan.
00:47:40I do trust people quite quickly, and my judgment's not always right on that.
00:47:46Players, this is it.
00:48:10The final showdown, you are now fully in control of this game, and only you decide when it ends.
00:48:22Are you all faithful, or are there still traitors among you?
00:48:28The answer to that question is incredibly important, because it could be worth £87,500.
00:48:40If you are all faithful, and you decide to end the game, that money will be split equally for your
00:48:51four chosen charities.
00:48:53But, if there are any traitors still here, they take it all.
00:49:01In front of you are chests that contain ceremonial pouches.
00:49:10One is labelled banish again, the other is labelled endgame.
00:49:17If you believe there is still traitors in your midst, then choose banish again.
00:49:26If you believe you are all faithful, then choose endgame.
00:49:32Players, there will be no discussion, and let me say, if just one of you chooses to banish again,
00:49:42all four of you will vote a player out.
00:49:47This game only ends when those that are here decide to end the game, or if there are two players left.
00:49:58Players, please choose your pouches.
00:50:28Thank you, David.
00:50:36It is time to find out what you'd like to do.
00:50:41Banish again, or end the game.
00:50:45I will now throw your pouches into the fire, and that will reveal your answers.
00:50:51Alan, we will start with you.
00:50:54Let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:50:58You have chosen to banish again.
00:51:06Why?
00:51:07I've still got a little bit of unfinished business.
00:51:10It's to do with Joe.
00:51:12Earlier today, me, Kat, and him were outside, and he said,
00:51:16let's vote for David, all three of us.
00:51:19And that's what we said we'd do.
00:51:21And yet, round the round table, he goes for Kat.
00:51:24And it just made me very suspicious.
00:51:26Joe, let's see what you've chosen to do.
00:51:35You have chosen to banish again.
00:51:38Why?
00:51:39I believe there is at least one traitor still in the game.
00:51:46David, let's see what you've chosen to do.
00:51:49You have chosen to banish again.
00:51:56Why?
00:51:57Because I'm convinced there is at least one traitor still in the game around this table this evening.
00:52:05And finally, Nick, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:52:09You have chosen to banish again.
00:52:17Why?
00:52:19Like David, I also believe that there is one traitor still here.
00:52:24As you have decided all to banish again, we will go to a vote.
00:52:34Please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor.
00:52:39Alan, who do you believe should be banished and why?
00:53:01I think it's Joe.
00:53:09He's just been acting so suspiciously the last few days and I've put two and two together and I think he's a traitor.
00:53:20Joe.
00:53:20I was convinced that Nick and David were faithfuls, so that left one.
00:53:29I've gone for Alan.
00:53:33David.
00:53:39I believe Joe is a traitor.
00:53:45And that's because on the night I tried to raise the idea that Joe was a traitor, I came very close to being banished myself.
00:53:55And when I think about who voted for me, that makes me even more suspicious.
00:54:02And for the final vote, Nick.
00:54:04Joe.
00:54:26Honestly, and I mean this, you're the person I have got to know the most here.
00:54:32And I adore you.
00:54:35And honestly, I didn't believe it, but you voting for Kat was what sealed it.
00:54:44But I love you.
00:54:58Joe, you have been amazing.
00:55:01You have had a brilliant game, but you have received the most votes.
00:55:06You are banished.
00:55:07Please leave the castle.
00:55:12Oh.
00:55:14I read it so wrong.
00:55:17It hurts.
00:55:19It hurts to be stabbed in the back last minute like that.
00:55:24Not even an inkling.
00:55:28Gutted.
00:55:28So, Joe has been banished.
00:55:37Only three of you remain.
00:55:40But are you all faithful?
00:55:42Or is a traitor still here?
00:55:48Once again, you can now end things right here, right now.
00:55:52Or you can banish once more.
00:55:59This is your last chance to banish someone, because the game automatically ends when there are just two of you.
00:56:08Players, please select your pouches.
00:56:11Or you are ready.
00:56:13That's right.
00:56:14Also, I shall wait on you.
00:56:15This place is for Nein.
00:56:15Whatопoder'm.
00:56:18Maybe.
00:56:19See you later.
00:56:20Yeah, I will hear you.
00:56:21Maybe.
00:56:22Bye bye.
00:56:23Bye bye.
00:56:25Bye bye.
00:56:26Bye bye.
00:56:26Bye bye.
00:56:28Bye bye.
00:56:29Bye bye.
00:56:30Bye bye.
00:56:31Bye bye.
00:56:32Bye bye.
00:56:33Bye bye.
00:56:34Bye bye.
00:56:34Bye bye.
00:56:35Bye bye.
00:56:36Bye bye.
00:56:37Bye bye bye.
00:56:38Bye bye.
00:56:38Bye bye bye.
00:56:41Alan, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:56:55End the game or banish again.
00:57:02Alan, you have chosen to end the game.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:06Why?
00:57:07I just don't get any traitor vibes from these two at all.
00:57:11David, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:57:23You have chosen to end the game.
00:57:26Why?
00:57:27Because I've never believed Alan was a traitor.
00:57:30I had suspicions about Nick,
00:57:31but the way he's just spoken about Joe
00:57:34means those suspicions evaporated.
00:57:37And I may be wrong, may not happen,
00:57:40but I did love the idea of the three of us all being faithful
00:57:43and ending the game together.
00:57:49Nick, this is the last pouch.
00:57:52If it burns green, we end the game right now.
00:57:56If the fire burns red, we banish again.
00:57:59You have chosen to end the game.
00:58:17Why?
00:58:18Well, the prize pot doesn't technically divide by three,
00:58:21but I genuinely believe both of you are faithful
00:58:26and I think we did it.
00:58:29I think we got Kat and Joe right at the last second.
00:58:33So, the three of you have chosen to end the game.
00:58:41If you are all faithful,
00:58:43you will split the prize pot between your chosen charities.
00:58:47If there is a traitor here, though,
00:58:50they take it all.
00:58:53A reminder,
00:58:55the prize fund is currently £87,500.
00:59:02We are now going to finally discover
00:59:05who you truly are.
00:59:07David, will you now please reveal
00:59:22are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
00:59:26I am
00:59:27and have always been
00:59:30a faithful.
00:59:37Alan,
01:00:00now please reveal
01:00:07are you a faithful
01:00:08or are you a traitor?
01:00:14I am
01:00:15and have always been
01:00:19a traitor.
01:00:30Oh, fuck.
01:00:37I am so sorry.
01:00:40It has been tearing me apart.
01:00:42I am so sorry.
01:00:43You did brilliantly, Alex.
01:00:46You did brilliantly, Alex.
01:00:48You did brilliant. You did brilliant.
01:00:50It's a game and you played it brilliantly.
01:00:52It's a game.
01:00:54You played it brilliantly, Alex.
01:00:56Well done.
01:00:57You did brilliantly, you did brilliantly.
01:00:59It's all right, you did absolutely brilliant.
01:01:01It was amazing.
01:01:02You're tearing me apart.
01:01:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:04Come on, it's a game. It's such a great game.
01:01:05You've done it brilliantly.
01:01:06You've done brilliantly and you won't.
01:01:08Don't be stupid.
01:01:09Think about the charity. It's amazing.
01:01:11I know, I know, I know.
01:01:12No, come on, come on.
01:01:13Alan, you have won the game.
01:01:16Congratulations.
01:01:17You have been absolutely outstanding.
01:01:23Faithful, well done.
01:01:25You made it this far.
01:01:27Is there anything you would like to say?
01:01:31I just want to say well done.
01:01:32You played the game brilliantly.
01:01:33It breaks my heart to see how that burden has weighed on you
01:01:37and I couldn't do it, so I admire you for doing it so brilliantly.
01:01:41I almost can't believe that it was Alan.
01:01:46And I thought it was almost everybody else.
01:01:49What we saw is that that burden was really heavy for him
01:01:53because that's not who Alan is.
01:01:54He's just a beautiful human being.
01:01:57I mean, well played.
01:01:58That was just brilliant.
01:02:00Go on, Alan.
01:02:02Tell them who the others were.
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:05Jonathan.
01:02:06Jonathan.
01:02:07And Cat.
01:02:08Cat.
01:02:09Oh, Joe.
01:02:10Not Joe.
01:02:11No, not Joe.
01:02:12Wow.
01:02:13Oh, God.
01:02:15Oh, my God.
01:02:18Utterly, utterly shocked.
01:02:21Joe was right.
01:02:22And I was wrong about Joe.
01:02:24Ah.
01:02:26Alan Carr.
01:02:28Wow.
01:02:29He played an absolute blinder.
01:02:31Nick and David.
01:02:32Nick and David, you have both been utterly phenomenal.
01:02:35But now is the time, I'm afraid, to leave the castle.
01:02:38Okay.
01:02:40Bye-bye.
01:02:41Well done, Alan.
01:02:42Off you go.
01:02:44Oh, my God.
01:02:46Joe.
01:02:47Come, come here.
01:02:48Come here.
01:02:49Oh, when he went faithfuls together.
01:02:51I was like, don't say that.
01:02:52Oh, God.
01:02:54Listen.
01:02:55You've done it.
01:02:57You did it.
01:02:58No, I have.
01:02:59And that's an amazing amount of money.
01:03:01It's an amazing amount of money.
01:03:03You've won it.
01:03:04I know.
01:03:0587 and a half thousand pounds.
01:03:06Oh, that's amazing.
01:03:07That is amazing.
01:03:08For your charity.
01:03:09Yes, wonderful.
01:03:10Tell me the charity.
01:03:11Neuroblastoma.
01:03:12It's a wonderful children's cancer charity.
01:03:14They are going to, oh, that money will change lives.
01:03:18All that lying.
01:03:19All that treachery.
01:03:20It was worth.
01:03:21It was an issue.
01:03:22You see?
01:03:23You did it.
01:03:24You did it, Alan.
01:03:26Oh.
01:03:31What a rollercoaster.
01:03:34How did this happen?
01:03:36I was awful at lying.
01:03:37I had no poker face.
01:03:39And here I am, the winner.
01:03:41Come on, darling.
01:03:42There you go.
01:03:43Maybe I do exaggerate a showbiz story now and again.
01:03:47But to just lie so bluntly to people's faces, it was tough.
01:03:56I don't know whether I want to know.
01:03:58I have been, and have always been since the start, a traitor.
01:04:04You...
01:04:05I am not saying the words I want to say.
01:04:11That was amazing.
01:04:13Oh, no!
01:04:17Joe!
01:04:19Joe?
01:04:20Joe!
01:04:21I suggest you two have your drinks on the top step.
01:04:24I thought I was being played, Joe.
01:04:25I am so sorry.
01:04:27I'm so sorry.
01:04:29It's fine, mate.
01:04:31I love you too, mate.
01:04:32It's been unbelievable.
01:04:33Well done.
01:04:34Well done.
01:04:35Well done.
01:04:36Well done.
01:04:37You played an absolute blinder.
01:04:40Oh, my God.
01:04:41Kat, you were undetected for so long.
01:04:43Come on.
01:04:44Oh, wow.
01:04:45Look at this.
01:04:46I've got people who want to see you.
01:04:48Oh.
01:04:49Is that Alan?
01:04:50Or is it Ace?
01:04:51The winner!
01:04:52Hey!
01:04:53Hey!
01:04:58Come on.
01:04:59Come be with your friends.
01:05:00Oh, I love you guys.
01:05:02You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:05:04I'm an awful human being.
01:05:05Alan.
01:05:06You are not.
01:05:07To Alan.
01:05:08To Alan.
01:05:09Alan, you did it.
01:05:10Come on, Tommy.
01:05:12Oh, Alan.
01:05:13Congratulations to our winner.
01:05:17Woo!
01:05:18Yes!
01:05:19Good to you, Alan.
01:05:20Yes!
01:05:21Yes!
01:05:22Yes!
01:05:23Congratulations.
01:05:24Oh, wow.
01:05:25To Alan Carr.
01:05:26To Alan Carr.
01:05:27To Alan Carr.
01:05:28To me.
01:05:29To me, the most hated man in Britain.
01:05:31No!
01:05:34Say it one last time for me, darling.
01:05:35What?
01:05:36Parting.
01:05:37Parting is such sweet sorrow.
01:05:38You've got something on your face, Claudia.
01:05:40I don't know what they are.
01:05:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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