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EastEnders 13th November 2025.
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00:00There's jam, chocolate spread, whipped cream. Harry, darling! It's breakfast!
00:07I can pop across the road if you want. Pick up some strawberries.
00:11No.
00:12What's going on?
00:14I don't know. Mum's being weird.
00:16Hey, can't I do something nice for my boys? How you feeling? You been for your methadone?
00:21He's been charged, hasn't he? I'm not stupid. It's been 36 hours. He'd be on by now.
00:27Mum?
00:28All right, er... Yeah, yeah, he's been charged.
00:32With what?
00:33I don't want you freaking out, all right? It's not as bad as it sounds.
00:36Mum!
00:37I've spoken to your dad and he's not worried, so there's no reason for you to be.
00:42It's murder, innit?
00:47I know. You're upset, OK?
00:50Upset? Upset? You said he'd get off, you promised!
00:53Yeah, and he will, all right? Richie's already spoken to the CPS
00:56and she is convinced that he'll get thrown out as soon as they see him.
00:58Where are you going?
00:59Just set things straight. It's my fault he's in there.
01:01Barney, stay there! Oi! Get back here now!
01:05I told you, you are not to blame for your dad going over there.
01:09I shouldn't have come home. I should have stayed there, called the police and told them...
01:12It wouldn't have made any difference!
01:15Your dad did what he had to do, all right? And he would do it again in a heartbeat
01:20if it meant keeping you out of harm's way.
01:23All right, stop talking nonsense and just pull yourself together, OK?
01:26I know, I know. You have been through a lot.
01:32But you cannot! You can't fall to pieces!
01:35What are you talking about?
01:39Look, it was... It was self-defence.
01:42Right? And we will prove that.
01:44And then he'll be home. In a few weeks. Yeah, for good.
01:49I promise.
01:51Come here, darling. Come here.
02:01I just don't get why you've got to go today.
02:04Well, I said I'd wait until things settle down. Now, dear.
02:08And you're driving your own car to the airport, yeah?
02:10Yeah, well...
02:11Any excuse to open her up on last time, eh, Coach?
02:13Yeah. Eh?
02:14Hey, look, I've got a mate who's picking up from the airport,
02:17taking her to the dealership, so I, er...
02:20I thought we could take one last ride together, eh?
02:22Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.
02:25Hey, Coach out.
02:27Why don't you go with the girls and get a new one of them, eh?
02:30Yeah, and you can help us get a little something for Xavier, too.
02:33No. Go on, you'll be fine.
02:37Sorry. I will after you.
02:42Thanks.
02:46We're only going to be here a few more hours.
02:48We should try and get along, eh?
02:51We should get up.
02:53Could be a pool, then.
03:06Latte to go, please, Kath.
03:08Hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:09Make that two.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Can I have a double shot, please, Kath?
03:12I don't know why I bothered coming home last night.
03:15Oh, she's opening early.
03:16She's got one of them corporate team building...
03:19What is it?
03:20It's a bunch of lawyers learning how to make cocktails.
03:23But they are paid for more alcohol than they can possibly drink,
03:25so come along, get some freebies.
03:27Ooh.
03:28Lovely.
03:29That sounds fun, innit, Big?
03:30A load of stuck-up blokes pretending to be Tom Cruise?
03:32No, thank you.
03:34I think she's got a point, to be fair, but...
03:35Free booze is free booze.
03:37Oh, booze, lovely.
03:38Strong, independent.
03:41They say it like it's a good thing.
03:43Like they're empowered.
03:44And he's right.
03:45But strong men are dangerous.
03:48They're a problem in society.
03:50Are you all right, love?
03:51But why can a woman be strong but a man can't?
03:54It don't make no sense.
03:55You solve things for words.
03:57Turn that muck off now!
03:58Look, just leave that.
04:00Leave that.
04:01Come on.
04:02Come and sit down.
04:03Uh, Marie, can you get a glass of water, please?
04:10I'm all right.
04:11I'm all right.
04:12I'm fine.
04:13She should go out.
04:14I'll be okay.
04:15No, come on.
04:17Oh, come on, look at you.
04:18Come on, you're coming with me.
04:19Marie, you can manage on your own, can't you?
04:21Yeah.
04:23Come on.
04:28Any more of that, you lot, and you're out.
04:30All right?
04:31Come on.
04:32Let's get your coat.
04:33Sorry, girl.
04:34I'll tell her.
04:36Let's get that of you some sweets in all, yeah?
04:38Yeah.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Ow!
04:41Roger, what's the matter?
04:42I want to go home.
04:43Who is that coach?
04:45I want to go home.
04:47Okay.
04:48All right, come on then.
04:49What's that?
04:50A security system.
04:54That sounds expensive.
04:55Yeah, well, I've been looking online.
04:56They've got some really good deals.
04:57Assistencia, por favor.
04:59We're talking.
05:00I suppose you can't put a price on peace of mind, eh?
05:03So what do we do?
05:04Get it online, call them up?
05:05Girls, you know this is not some dodgy buying up beether
05:08where they pay to stand around just looking moody, all right?
05:11And let the lagers off, I don't know.
05:12I told you last week it's on the blink.
05:14You ain't called the engineer yet?
05:15Okay, in case you ever notice, there's been a lot going on.
05:18Nothing.
05:19Well, don't worry about it.
05:20I'll sort it.
05:21Working in the dodgy IV from bar, you picked up some tricks.
05:23All right, girls, what can I get you?
05:25And please don't ask for lager.
05:27No, Brandy, please, Kat.
05:29She's had a bit of a funny turn.
05:31I caught these boys watching that lowlife.
05:33Drake's angry.
05:34Oh, yeah, I'm fine, okay.
05:35I'll make yourself comfortable.
05:36I'll bring the bottle over.
05:37Oh, nothing.
05:38It was probably nothing.
05:43Yeah, just some random bloke in a hoodie.
05:46Yeah, but we can't take that chance.
05:49If anyone from that gang thinks that he can have them sent down, then...
05:54Listen.
05:55He got been a ring last night.
05:58He wants him back in Ghana.
05:59Oh.
06:00I didn't know what to do, but now I'm thinking, you know.
06:03I don't want to go to Ghana.
06:05Well, of course you don't, mate.
06:06I mean, change is hard, innit?
06:09It could be worse things.
06:11I mean, your room's still there.
06:12Nothing's changed.
06:13Dad?
06:14Are you serious?
06:15I don't want to go.
06:16His whole life is here.
06:21Surely you don't...
06:22Of course I don't want him to go.
06:27I don't want to go to Ghana.
06:28But he's fighting to leave the house.
06:30I'm fighting to let him out of the house.
06:32What sort of life is that?
06:39I don't want to go to Ghana.
06:41Harry.
06:42Harry.
06:43Harry.
06:48I must say, I'm very jealous.
06:49I could do with a couple of weeks in the sun myself.
06:52Denmark.
06:53It's pretty...
06:54It's Dubai, love.
06:55He's going to go and spend some time with his son, remember?
06:58Hmm.
06:59Your dad's going to miss you.
07:01I'm called Joe, but don't worry.
07:03We're all keeping an eye on him for you.
07:05Thanks.
07:06Welcome.
07:07I appreciate it.
07:08You take care.
07:09I do.
07:10I'll be...
07:11Kojo?
07:15Kojo?
07:16Kojo?
07:17Kojo?
07:32Harry.
07:33Harry.
07:34I don't want to go.
07:35Kojo, mate.
07:36Harry.
07:37Harry.
07:38to Garner. I want to stay here.
07:41Kojo?
07:43Where is he?
07:44I don't know, but we'd better find him.
07:49Kojo?
07:50It's OK. It's all right.
07:51Hey, it's all right. Don't talk to me!
07:53It's OK. Kojo?
07:54It's just me.
07:56Kojo? What's wrong? I don't want to go to Garner.
07:58I don't want to go. You said anything about Garner.
08:01Kojo?
08:02Kojo?
08:04Look, no one's going to make you go anyway.
08:07Right, Dad?
08:09Come on. Come here. I'll take you in.
08:11Yeah?
08:12Come on. It's all right.
08:15Come on. Come on.
08:16Come on.
08:27Come on.
08:27Come on.
08:27How are you doing?
08:57Straight.
08:59I mean...
09:01I'm really feeling these threads.
09:04A fella in the bunk above me smells something chronic,
09:07but nothing compared to you.
09:10I'm fine.
09:12I'm just more worried about you and the boys.
09:16I still can't believe they put you in here.
09:18My young man died.
09:20They were never going to let me walk.
09:23Have you told them?
09:26They're devastated.
09:28I mean, course they are.
09:30Barney's not really saying anything.
09:32And Harry?
09:34He ain't going near the girl?
09:36No, he's edgy, but...
09:38I reckon the methadone will keep him on the straight and narrow.
09:41Oh, and Phil's closed the arches till he's ready to go back,
09:45which is nice.
09:47They just want you home.
09:51And I told them it won't be long.
09:53You shouldn't have done that, Nick.
09:55Why not?
09:57It's true.
09:59Come on, Ted.
10:01You've got to stay positive.
10:04All right?
10:05I know it's hard.
10:07And I know things haven't exactly gone to plan,
10:09but Richie is a really good solicitor.
10:11I mean, you're innocent.
10:16I know everybody in here says that, but...
10:18Ain't that straightforward?
10:19Yeah, it is.
10:21You've just got to talk to her.
10:23Look, it's your right, OK?
10:25Don't let them tell you otherwise.
10:27Look, I already have.
10:29This morning.
10:31And there's no easy way to tell you this.
10:34But I told her I'm pleading guilty.
10:37And I know what you're going to say, but before you go away...
10:39Do you have your mind?
10:45Why would you do that?
10:46I ain't got a choice.
10:47I've been for all the options.
10:49And I can't risk this during the trial.
10:5515 years minimum.
10:58In this place.
11:00Away from us.
11:03Away from your boys.
11:05God, Harry's on a knife edge as it is.
11:10And you want him to be in here.
11:13The police, they're already poking holes in my story.
11:18Forensics ain't even back yet.
11:19And self-defence, he's just a kid throwing a mark on me.
11:25They'll pull Harry in again.
11:27You know they will.
11:29And you think they ain't going to trip him up?
11:31They'll have him for murder.
11:33And that Oki might as well stuck the knife in there and then.
11:36He's gone the rest of his life.
11:40It's a killing.
11:43Teddy.
11:45You don't...
11:46You don't know how hard it is in here.
11:49You've only done one night.
11:52I'll be all right.
11:53I'll just keep my nut down.
11:57As long as my boys are safe.
11:58If...
11:59If...
12:00If...
12:06What can you tell them, Ted?
12:10You tell them that they're my world.
12:12And that I'll do anything to protect them.
12:16Look, I know...
12:19I know you'll do right by them.
12:21And I just need you to be strong.
12:24You can do that for me, can't you, Kel?
12:26I can't believe I'm hearing this.
12:27But you seriously would consider sending him away?
12:29After all he's been through?
12:30I don't want to...
12:31But he's not safe...
12:33So what choice do I have?
12:34What are you gonna spilt?
12:35Wait...
12:36You think there's no bad people in Ghana?
12:40I don't want to!
12:41You think there's no bad people in Ghana?
12:42I don't want to, but he's not safe, so what choice do I have?
12:47What are you going to spilt?
12:48believe I'm hearing this. But you seriously would consider sending him away? After all
12:53he's been through? I don't want to, but he's not safe, so what choice do I have? What have you got spooked?
12:58You think there's no bad people in Ghana? This is his home. He loves it here. He loves you.
13:05And what good is that to him if he's lying in the morgue, eh? Oh, come on, he needs looking after.
13:09He nearly got stabbed the other night because I took my arm off the ball. What, Jesus, you're gonna
13:12punish him for your mistakes, hmm? Because that's how he's going to see it. Believe me.
13:17I'm just trying to do the right thing. This is not the easiest choice. No, no, you're just running away.
13:22Like you always do. Same old, same old. When they go and get something, you run for the hills.
13:28Leave them wherever they miss. You can't just wash your hands of people. So what should I do, Junior?
13:37Pray? Or should I hunt down these lowlifes and beg them to leave Kojo alone?
13:47I just, um, I heard that voice and I just froze. Oh, stupid.
14:06For a moment, I was back in that room with Joel. Just lying there. Pathetic and weak.
14:19Weak? Are you kidding? When you fell through them doors that night, what that boy did, he could have killed you.
14:25Yeah. It would have been my own fault if he had. I colluded with him. He insulted a girl on the tube and she wanted to go to the police.
14:39But, um, Ross was so worried about it. I paid her off.
14:54Listen, what's done is done, yeah? You've beaten yourself up about it. It's not going to change what they went through.
15:00Oh, Kurt's right.
15:01You've got to move on. Learn from it.
15:04Do you want another one?
15:06Oh, no. There's a reason I say it's petismal.
15:09We should probably get back here.
15:11No, no, come on. You need cheering up.
15:13And I have got just what the doctor ordered. Come on, Kat, you and all.
15:16No, I'd better not.
15:18Go on, you can have some fun.
15:20Come on, let's go.
15:21Thanks, Kat.
15:23I'll see you later.
15:23You're going to do something for me.
15:46You're going to make sure that none of your other little minions come after Kojo.
15:50Not now. Not when he goes to trial.
15:52I'm done with all that.
15:54They're nothing to do with me and...
15:54No, Kojo's been for enough.
15:56All right?
15:57So has my dad.
15:59I'm giving you the opportunity to take just a couple of grams off what must be a very guilty conscience.
16:06All you've got to do is give me your word.
16:22I'm going to have to give the engineer a cup.
16:26Give her a chance, please.
16:28All right.
16:31Hey!
16:32Hey, all right, fellas.
16:33What are you having?
16:34What do you reckon?
16:35Quantilag all round?
16:36Yeah!
16:37Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:39A bit of problem with the draft lager.
16:40We've got bottles, grinding and all that cold.
16:42So they have been in my cellar and I'll put a bit of ice in them and we'll be fine, yeah?
16:45Uh, nah.
16:46We're all right, mate.
16:47Well, we've still got draft bitter, though.
16:49Uh, nah, we're all right, mate.
16:50Yeah, I know, but we've got draft bitter.
16:52What do you think they are?
16:54Savages?
16:54Hey!
16:56Hey!
16:57Hey!
16:58You, you little lifesaver, eh?
17:01Whoopsie, listen, you don't have to make up a load of stuff to get our attentions, Harry, okay?
17:05You're a proper good worker.
17:07Listen to how I meant that as a good thing, you know, like a compliment, yeah?
17:10I know.
17:10Okay.
17:12Six pints, coming out.
17:13Hey!
17:22You're coming, you can do better than that.
17:36Look, you're tiny shoulders, that's what's laying your dad.
17:38Look, if you've come to have another gun.
17:41Look, I went and saw Robbie, all right?
17:45There'll be no comebacks.
17:47You actually went and saw him?
17:49Yeah, well, I've suggested you would have gone, but...
17:52given what happened last time.
17:54Look, I know you can't trust a piece of dirt like that 100%.
17:57Well, I hope that knocks.
18:00Any idea on the head of sending Kojo back to Campion?
18:03Yeah, thanks, sir.
18:05I'll speak to Kobe now.
18:07Thanks.
18:08You do know if I could turn back the clock, I would.
18:11Anyway, I'd have stuck around, made it work with your mum.
18:16But you were right, all right?
18:20I've got an accurate, so I ran away.
18:22I've tried to make up for it, but...
18:27I know I've never been the dad you really needed.
18:31Yeah.
18:32I haven't been the perfect son, have I, so, um...
18:34Well...
18:36You've had your moments.
18:39Look, why don't we just call it a quiz, eh?
18:51Sure.
18:52Okay.
18:54Stick on a pair of gloves.
18:56Let's have one last, so it'll move around in the ring, eh?
18:59But go easy on your arm, eh?
19:02Oh, yeah.
19:03No headshots.
19:03All right.
19:16Looking good.
19:17Just add the fresh mint.
19:19Very good.
19:20And that's it.
19:21You've done it.
19:21Looking good.
19:22We've got time for one more if there's any requests.
19:27How about a scream and orgasm?
19:31Oh, God.
19:33Oh, and you'd like one of them, wouldn't you?
19:36Actually, we haven't used the bitters yet.
19:38Old-fashioned.
19:41Look, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
19:42We've all been there.
19:44When I think of how Gabby played me...
19:45Oh, talk about a buzzkill.
19:47I thought you were supposed to be cheering her up.
19:48Yeah, I'm just saying.
19:50Come on.
19:51On your feet.
19:52Come on.
19:52What you need.
19:53No, no.
19:54You need a good dance.
19:55Come on, you and all, Kath.
19:56Don't be shy.
19:57Come on.
19:58No, you lot carry on.
19:59I'll get around you.
20:00Yeah.
20:01Right, now pour your mixture over the ice.
20:05Please.
20:06I've got a boyfriend.
20:07Come on, I won't tell him if you don't.
20:12What are you looking at?
20:15Huh?
20:15Do you mind?
20:19You need to get out.
20:21I'm going to call you a cab, babe.
20:23Thanks.
20:38Going somewhere nice?
20:40You must say I look to call me back, then.
20:41I'll be going somewhere a bit sunnier than Devon.
20:46Goodbye.
20:48Got headhunted.
20:50Oh, you're moving?
20:52What, for good?
20:52Yeah, it's a great opportunity, and I don't want Xavier forgetting who I am, so...
20:57Well, that was quick, but I'm sure Xavier will be pleased.
21:02I don't know about that.
21:03I mean, it's like, I hardly know him these days.
21:07I haven't been there, no wife, so...
21:09You're a good dad, Junior.
21:13You speak to him, and you've been able to see him.
21:15It's not the same, though, is it?
21:17Flying in, flying out once in a blue moon, I mean...
21:19Ever since Monique left, it's like...
21:24Well, it's like I've read it in my head, in the sand, do you know?
21:29Maybe I shouldn't have stuck around here for so long.
21:31I shouldn't have been there for him instead.
21:33You can't change what's happened.
21:36And so long as he knows that you're there for him now.
21:38And Walford, Dubai, I mean, it's...
21:43It's just no contest, is it?
21:45I don't know.
21:47I'm around here, has his attractions.
21:51I'm glad you're back.
21:53Who wouldn't have been right legal without saying goodbye first?
21:57I'm sure there were times when you'd have been glad to see the back of me, though.
22:01No, you're good for me.
22:03You helped me grow up a bit.
22:04I know I hurt you.
22:07I'm sorry.
22:08I just...
22:09I just hope it all works out for you, Junior.
22:19You too, yeah?
22:20Yeah.
22:38Oh, my God.
22:52Oh, my God.
22:54Like, you are there.
22:54здling.
22:55Oh, my Lord.
22:55I just hope it all works out for you.
22:56I will show you.
22:56I just hope you are out for you, Junior.
22:57Oh, yeah.
23:01Oh, my God.
23:02Oh, my God.
23:02Oh, my God.
23:04Oh, my God.
23:04Oh, my God.
23:34You come back soon, yeah?
23:44Yeah.
23:45And you bring your lovely little boy with you?
23:47Of course.
23:47We got Xavier a present.
23:49I mean, Coge, you picked it out.
23:50Go on.
23:51Oh, Coge.
23:52You shouldn't have it.
23:56Oh, he's going to love it.
23:58Thanks.
23:59Here.
24:00I'll swap you.
24:02Now.
24:04That one is for the ignition, and these two for the lockup.
24:08It needs turning over at least once a fortnight, all right?
24:10You're giving him your car?
24:11Yeah, well, the bottle's full now in the market anyway.
24:14No, I said to my mate, bring it back to the lockup instead.
24:17The crime is going to take you after it's been once a fortnight.
24:20I'll make you take care of her.
24:21I will.
24:24You deserve something good, OK?
24:27Things will get better.
24:28I promise.
24:30There's nothing to be scared of anymore.
24:33Yeah, I don't want to rush you, mate, but I'm going to catch that plane.
24:36I'm going to miss you, big brother.
24:41Yeah, even the really, really annoying way that you stack that dishwasher.
24:45Yeah, well, you'll have to come and visit, won't you?
24:46Sort me out.
24:47Oh, hey.
24:49But not before you take that big adventure, though, yeah?
24:52Coge is safe.
24:53It's over.
24:54He needs to live his life, and so do you.
24:56So don't postpone that trip.
24:58I promise.
24:59I promise.
24:59Well, stop hogging him.
25:03It's my turn.
25:05Good to miss you, mate.
25:07I ain't just saying that.
25:08Yeah.
25:11Yeah.
25:12Love you, son.
25:13Don't be a stranger.
25:18Well.
25:20Welcome.
25:22You saw Dad?
25:23All right.
25:23Is he all right?
25:24What did he say?
25:26Just that he loves you, and not to worry, OK?
25:30Look, um, Barnard, why don't you go and get us a takeaway, eh?
25:34Then we can all sit down and have a proper chat, yeah?
25:39Here, do yourself a favour.
25:42Stay away from her.
25:52Good boy, Ash, darling.
25:54Give her love to Xavier.
25:55Yeah, bye, bye.
25:56Bye, darling.
25:57Bye, Xavier.
25:58Welcome back.
25:59Come on.
25:59Come on.
26:01Love you, brother.
26:02Love you.
26:03Come on, baby.
26:05Love you.
26:06Bye.
26:08Bye.
26:10See you in the park.
26:11Bye, bye, bye.
26:15Bye.
26:16Bye.
26:17Bye.
26:18Bye.
26:19Bye.
26:20Bye.
26:21Bye.
26:22Bye.
26:23Bye.
26:24Bye.
26:25Bye.
26:25Bye.
26:26Bye.
26:27Bye.
26:28Bye.
26:29Bye.
26:34Bye.
26:35Been watching this brain rot all day.
26:37Turn it off.
26:38Harry.
26:39Harry, darling.
26:41Oh, my God.
26:43yeah I need an ambulance yes my son I think he's overdosed it's a patient
26:55breathing um yeah but he's not responding
26:58hey talk to me darling
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