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00:00yeah this has been fun okay so I like this and I don't want to mess with a good thing what you're
00:14ending things kind of the opposite um my family hosts this whole dumb ceremonial tournament and
00:20you'd make it tolerable yeah I know I know you can't get close because of your wife who died
00:2640 years ago I know this isn't that it's a barbecue with my parents you don't want to get any closer
00:31than this I'll just find something I don't like about you or get bored it's a plus one what you
00:37never disliked anything about Diane I don't have much to look back on the Omega device the uh thing
00:43evil me used to erase Diane everywhere it fucks with your mind Beth only thinks she remembers her
00:48mom wait why am I talking about this are we having sex again what kind of clothes are being put on
00:53here oh this X clothes all right welcome back to cake or fake celebrity edition do you need a knife
01:00Mr. Stabby I brought my own where have you been still shitting where I up off the sack SB I've known
01:07bug Ann for a billion years before you were maybe even cloned oh relax dad's too hung up on mom to
01:12ever commit thank God for that keep moping old man okay first off you missed it it was a real baby not
01:17a cake and Mr. Stabby's canceled now and second why are we dunking on Rick he's been a loving dad to
01:23our family for as long as I can remember excuse me remember him at our wedding and Morty's birth in
01:29that time he invented PB and J Rick's great what what you guys don't remember this oh I think I know
01:39what's going on I don't like everyone watching me I knew it ladies and gentlemen meet memory Rick
01:48you can do this he's so supportive how did we get this version of you he's just a memory of me at my
02:01most passionate and heroic he snuck out of bird person's brain and into mine must have been
02:05inadvertently dumped into Jerry when we shuffled our brains last season bird person remembers you
02:10was hot I'm still hot and he's he's fucking everything up by invading all this family
02:14nostalgia Jerry basically has the equivalent of memory cancer now cancer he is a clever little
02:19bastard though look how far he's come with springs and gears tech anyways the miracle of life man you
02:25guys are gonna crush this relax little guy chill out you piece of shit you marooned me you piece of
02:50shit you ruin Jerry's brain he likes me now it's awful fuck you man you have a beautiful family
02:55seriously calm down I built this ant farm brain to give your dumb high-concept ass all the room it
03:01could ever need enjoy eternity this place sucks put me back so you didn't invent PB and J it's just a
03:10memory Jerry boom total reset good as new what what got reset pretty amazing that you can just suck out an
03:19intrusive memory like that I wish I could suck out the memory of all my shitty exes
03:23especially Peter Casey that guy was way too into lizards
03:32fuck you old man what you threatened by my youthful vigor you ain't got the juice
03:49he does seem kind of lonely dad fucks all the time he fucks things we can't even comprehend less
04:05talking about dad fucking sorry
04:07okay
04:10you
04:11you
04:11I don't know.
04:41I don't know.
05:11I don't know.
05:15Confirm transfer.
05:18Dear Rick, you took the memory of Diane out of your head.
05:39You did this to be more emotionally open.
05:41Don't at me.
05:43Fuck, Ann?
05:44Hey, weird piss.
05:46Dad?
05:47Oh, shit.
05:48What are you doing?
05:50What are you doing?
05:51Honey?
05:52Kids?
05:53Breakfast!
05:54Oh, shit.
05:55What are you doing?
05:56Honey?
05:57Kids?
05:58Breakfast!
05:59Oh, there you are.
06:00Where else would I be?
06:01Hey, B.A.
06:02You need a coffee?
06:03I could do with a tea.
06:04Hi, Beth.
06:05Hi.
06:06Hey, Morty.
06:07Family.
06:08This is Bug Ann.
06:09Don't gock.
06:10Don't gock.
06:11She's just picking me up.
06:12Yeah, she is.
06:13Hi, Bug Ann.
06:14Sorry for crashing breakfast.
06:15Rick called me and said, weird pitch, but then his pitch was just going to the thing
06:18I invited him to.
06:19Not exactly typical dad behavior.
06:21Don't be weird, Spacebeth.
06:22I took the memory of your mom out of my head.
06:23Now I'm more emotionally open.
06:24What?
06:25You took mom out of my head.
06:26I saw her.
06:27Oh, you came back with me.
06:28I saw her.
06:29I saw her.
06:30How?
06:31I saw her.
06:32I saw her.
06:33I saw her.
06:34I saw her.
06:35I saw her.
06:36I saw her.
06:37I saw her.
06:38I saw her.
06:39I saw her.
06:40I saw her.
06:41I saw her.
06:42What? You took mom out of your brain?
06:44You took mom out of your brain?
06:46Don't be weird. It's not like I haven't tried other ways to move on.
06:49I'm trying something new. It's working. Hop off the sack.
06:52I think it's nice. I think.
06:54Grandma, when did you start saying hop off the sack?
07:02Dad?
07:03Oh, hey, kiddo.
07:05Where are you going?
07:06I'm, uh, heading out for a bit. Don't wait up.
07:08Why... why are you leaving?
07:13Work stuff.
07:18Beth, my daughter! The work stuff was in the ceiling. I'm back now.
07:22Your hair, it's...
07:24Way cooler, right? We're gonna have so much fun together, sweetie.
07:28Yay!
07:29Then we'll save your mother from a secret underground memory prison.
07:32Yay?
07:38Yes!
07:40Rick, thank God that's over.
07:42Sorry you got stuck with Uncle Scoob.
07:44You didn't tell me everyone here would be cool.
07:46They're not.
07:47That's my Aunt Borgogi. Huge bitch.
07:49And over there's Jack Poo, my ex-boyfriend from high school.
07:53I guess he was probably staring for a long time before that, huh?
07:55Again?
07:56You left before the end of the banner raising.
07:58Why did you leave? Do I embarrass you?
08:00Not in front of Uncle Scoob, dear.
08:02Mom, Dad, this is Rick. He's that friend from my early revolutionary days.
08:07Ah-ha! The Monkey Man!
08:09Bromphomites give us bugs a bad name. Such a violent culture.
08:13You've known my daughter a long time, eh?
08:15I have. Though Bug Ann and I have only been hooking up for a few months.
08:19What?!
08:20Why did you say that?!
08:22I was opening up! I didn't know your species had ritualistic, honor-based duels over premarital sex!
08:28You're a genius and you looked up nothing about my culture?!
08:31I took my wife out of my head! I'm going through a lot!
08:34The trial will continue until one of you is dead or accepts defeat.
08:39If you yield, you admit you are incapable of love and commitment.
08:43Only capable of meaningless, dishonorable sex!
08:48Begin!
08:49Please don't kill Jack Poo!
08:51Fight me, slut!
08:53You're mom will be in some kind of protected area. We'll need special access.
09:03I guess Summer does chores for Rick. She should have an access card we can use to...
09:07That was faster! Nice! Again!
09:10Honey, come on!
09:12Shit! Mom's here to pick me up!
09:14Quick, before you go! Mom is trapped in a box in the sub-basement.
09:17I'm the only one who can save her. This is how we stay a family.
09:21The older future Rick who locks her up is crafty and paranoid. He's a real bastard.
09:26But our family will trust me.
09:28Yeah, if you don't act weird.
09:30I won't act weird.
09:31You know, I'm worried about future Mom, but I love spending this father-daughter time together.
09:37You've always been there for me.
09:39And they always will be, sweetie. Now, one more time.
09:43Mom is trapped in a box in the sub-basement. I'm the only one who can save her.
09:49This is how we stay a family.
09:54This is how we stay a family.
10:01Oh, hey. What's up?
10:03It'd be cliche if we didn't like Dad dating someone, right?
10:06Yeah, pretty trite.
10:07What part don't you like?
10:08I don't dislike any of it. I mean, I'm an adult woman and Dad is his own man.
10:12Fucking piranha plants are in heat again.
10:14Oops! Sorry, sweetie.
10:15God, are your shoulders hard?
10:16What are you hens pecking about?
10:17Your grandpa.
10:18Oh, speaking of, are there specific parts of the sub-basement to keep important stuff?
10:23Why?
10:24Yeah, you gonna sabotage things with his new squeeze?
10:26No, Summer. I wanna do something nice for Dad.
10:29Oh, wow.
10:30Pretty humbling for me.
10:31Uh, yeah, there's a phantom zone for dangerous stuff on level two and a vault for valuable stuff on seven.
10:36Makes sense. Dad said he'd be paranoid.
10:38You bitches wanna watch a movie or something?
10:40Yeah, sure.
10:41Cool. Grandpa keeps referencing Cannonball Run and I'm tired of pretending I've seen it.
11:11You guys have a movie or something?
11:12Yeah.
11:17You do?
11:21Yeah.
11:26That's the rest.
11:32You do?
11:33i remember you i remember you let's go hell yeah i like your new car
11:54what are you doing down here nothing i knew it didn't take this long to go to the bathroom
12:04and what did you mean when you said dad said he'd be paranoid weird sentence just something dad said
12:09in our teens dad wasn't in our teens beth we're the same person with the same memories does this
12:15have something to do with that cool younger version of dad no you're crazy here i'll prove it we can go
12:20check on him okay is your skull metal it is oh cool
12:29just stop fighting me i can't this is how i stay a family
12:50um space beth oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
12:58okay okay so i'm a memory from the past and you and i have a daughter in the future and we're in
13:06her head right now we're together in her head right now but there's a special ant farm brain old real
13:12rick built where we can live forever uh what's wrong we should have been shunted over by now
13:16beth only had to move us from the sub basement to the garage i'm gonna go see what's up don't touch
13:21anything
13:22who are you um oh god i'm your mom somehow you can't be my mom my mom's locked in a box in the sub
13:48basement i was it's something to do with memories or something you're too young i'm a memory just
13:53like you and i think we're in real you's head i'm a memory i'm not real it's all new to me too i i
14:01know we came here in that pod what hey hey okay plan is a bit of a wrinkle i think real beth's gone
14:09rogue wait what are you doing out of the pod our daughter was right there rick i tried to tell her
14:14we were both memories fuck fuck sweetie telling a memory what they are wakes them up well it does
14:19it shouldn't be that easy to create sentience yeah i think every parent has that thought at some
14:23point shit this is bad i i already filled up beth's suggestible memories to brainwash her into
14:28rescuing you brainwash her to rescue you oh our first fight
14:34this is what happens when you listen to people you end up in a fighting pit with an ex-boyfriend
14:43you're not allowed to kill i invited you to a thing rick you didn't have to come
14:47and you certainly didn't have to take your dead wife out of your head i told you getting closer would
14:52be dumb read the fucking room dude oh yeah it doesn't seem like your dead wife was the problem
15:01oh yeah so we're all in agreement guess i'll just go undo it then
15:06rick
15:07whoa shit
15:13please work please work please work
15:18oh thank god dad easy slugger you're lucky you've got a robot spine
15:24why are you down here where's beth and what happened to my memory box with diane
15:29and where's memory rick he must have jacked his way into her mind somehow jesus one sentient memory
15:36running around a head is bad enough her brain could be hosting a full-on outbreak now we gotta find her
15:41i'm gonna flush that little memory turd so hard wait how'd your date go would i be here if it went
15:46well i had to do it i had to do it for mom this is how we stay a family this is how we stay a family
15:53we gotta get to beth's recent memories we'll be on a slight delay but that's the closest we can get
15:57to talking with her in real time our family's not very normal is it yeah they're cool i got to spend
16:02some time with them in our son-in-law's head and that didn't mess anything up i'm still nervous
16:06about that beth i woke up well if she is hunting us she's not doing a very good job
16:11dad me that's not our dad that's an imposter and he's filled up our brain like a virus
16:21but he's just a memory and so are we and so are you
16:26we've got to be close there
16:30damn good arm
16:39almost there whoop there you are sweetie
16:48hey dad what's going on she's waking up more of her
16:54what are you best doing you'll scramble your own brain
17:00wonder where i got the idea sorry memory daughter oh you think you could run that you know my own
17:08mind better than me
17:09mom dad i uh i think i just killed space beth
17:15sit back here just drive sweetie i'm so proud of you hon
17:18now what i don't know this is as far as i planned i've never actually had to be a parent
17:33should we go back rick hates me and he pulled you out of his head he'll just kill us
17:37well if there's no way out should we just selma and luisa wait what
17:41beth you're real don't do this
17:43you won't be fine i can't live without you honey please
17:47this is how we stay a family
17:50wait if this is a recent memory doesn't that mean she already
17:53beth let us help you
18:05i won't let you take them from me
18:07they're not your real family
18:10listen to me you broke my neck and i still don't want to hurt you
18:17you see what you did we're your daughter and you drove us insane
18:46so we're gonna kill you before she kills all of us
18:50diane wait wait wait wait i'm so confused space beth i hear i hear so many voices i remember
18:57loving my dad and then hating my dad that's just called being alive sweetie i wasn't there
19:04for you and someone took advantage of that but i'm here now your real dad is here beth and
19:10he's more emotionally open
19:19he seems nice why didn't we get that version of dad wait what's he doing with his hand
19:23i wish i could have known her mom you did she raised you i know but i don't really remember
19:37no one does even i only had a scrap of her it's been nice having her in my head for a second
19:44i think memories aren't real beth and they can be as self-serving as any of us
19:49fuck the second my memory diane broke out she helped hijack my daughter
19:53your real mom loved you more than that
19:57guess i'll have to take your word for it
20:01so it's over how you doing sweetie you're feeling at all radicalized
20:12i'm fine jerry pretty impressive reset job what happened to memory rick oh uh he's gone
20:20the fuck is this summering up you all just did he gaslit your mom yeah because he loved
20:28grandma i'm sad a nice version of you is dead he's a weird thought creature he was never alive
20:33whatever i'm gonna i'm gonna fucking go hang out with bug ann that's still going on
20:40thanks for not killing us listen up you little activist this is as good as you're gonna get
20:56ant farm brain in a patch of empty space you get within a hundred light years of my family
21:00or try to build yourself a brain creature mech suit or whatever your whole container thing explodes
21:05you got it chief and look the fact that you two get this stupid happy ending where you're young
21:10forever and presumably always fucking drives me insane so i'm gonna mind blow myself and forget
21:15this ever happened you're on your own thank you for keeping me alive this long rick
21:19yeah goodbye memory tian
21:22i'm a force and i won't let you drag me down
21:29down
21:31if you go i'm not going with you
21:38don't look back nothing left to see just leave the shadows in the past if i let it go can i shake this feeling
22:03just like that tomorrow's one day that i'm never getting back i can feel you so wake me from this dreaming
22:23oh we season eight huh i liked when jerry was the easter bunny now that was fun
22:33oh and that's who is he who is he talking to i can never tell but that data is irrefutable
22:40his atoms vibrate on a frequency unlike any found in our whole reality
22:44and you believe this traveler came here to replace your husband
22:48i know i sound insane and self-centered for thinking that the facts reveal you to be the opposite
22:54you've been very brave amy what would you have us do with him
22:58did you get any of that
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