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00:00BELL RINGS
02:00And that is why you will always be my favorite of them all.
02:06Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
02:10Shh, shh, shh, shh.
02:11I don't know.
02:41Oh, my God.
03:11Your reputation is the highest form of flattery.
03:15I'm not so sure.
03:41Whoa, major deja vu.
04:01Joni said it best.
04:02I've looked at life from both sides now.
04:12Good old days.
04:21Cute little lake.
04:25Cute little town.
04:26There it is.
04:37Yellow door.
04:40What is time?
04:44A little moody up here.
04:52Yes.
04:53A little bit ominous.
04:57Should be interesting.
05:00All right.
05:01Let's see.
05:02Wanted someone to film me for the day.
05:05No questions asked.
05:06Pays $100.
05:07A hundred dollars.
05:14Really?
05:16Look, I don't want to judge my little copycat buddy, but it feels a little cheap.
05:23Maybe a little disrespected.
05:24Hi.
05:26Hi.
05:29Oh, my God.
05:30Oh, my God.
05:32This is going to be a good day.
05:35You have a really nice, kind face.
05:39I've never heard that before.
05:43I'm Joseph.
05:46Your name's Joseph?
05:50Okay.
05:50Uh, my name's Joseph.
05:53You serious?
05:54This is, uh, twinsies?
05:59I mean, what?
06:01Get out of the car.
06:02Come here.
06:02Oh, okay.
06:03Come here.
06:03Great.
06:04What's next, Joseph?
06:05Okay.
06:06I feel like we should do this right now because at the end of the day, it's going to be totally
06:10normal.
06:10Oh.
06:11Oh.
06:12Trust me.
06:13It's not going to be weird at all.
06:19But that's all I get.
06:20I don't think so.
06:20Come on.
06:21Give me a good one.
06:22Oh.
06:24Come on in.
06:26I'm in the bathroom.
06:28Already?
06:29Huh?
06:31You're in the bathroom already?
06:33Yeah.
06:38I know this isn't supposed to be a shot-for-shot remake, but is he really going to skip the whole
06:43My Life setup?
06:45It's an important scene.
06:54I'm sure you're wondering why I brought you all the way out there to film me.
07:12Here's the thing.
07:15I'm not cancer, so I'm not...
07:16What?
07:18Huh?
07:20I'm sorry.
07:20I can't understand you.
07:24Did you hear anything that I just said?
07:32Should I start over?
07:33Look, I'm just a cameraman, but was what you were trying to tell me important?
07:39Yes.
07:41Yeah, then you might...
07:43Might it have been wiser to do this dialogue in a place that's a little quieter?
07:47Maybe...
07:47I need you to film me for my unborn son so that in case I die...
07:52The volume's great.
07:53It's just the intelligibility.
07:54Like, the tub is just very loud and...
07:58When I was a little boy, my mom would give me tubbies.
08:10It's my favorite time of the day.
08:12We called it tubby time.
08:16Yeah.
08:18I'm familiar.
08:21I love a tubby.
08:22Let's do it!
08:24I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
08:36But we're going to go a lot deeper places than this.
08:52You doing okay?
08:53Yeah.
09:01Could be a lot better.
09:02Let's get that full tubby striptease!
09:08Come on, magic bike!
09:10Let's booty blow, sis!
09:12Boo!
09:12Whoa!
09:13Boo-boo on the board!
09:16Boo-boo in the tub!
09:19All right, Mr. Joseph, I am rolling.
09:22I've got a nice shot with two candles, but there's also this tighter shot with just one candle.
09:29It tighters fine.
09:31Yeah, good.
09:32Yeah.
09:33Good.
09:34Okay, um...
09:35Last thing...
09:37You don't happen to have a different color washcloth, do you?
09:40Like, if you had, like, a burnt orange or something...
09:42If you don't mind, could you just stick to the filming and let me stay at my own pace?
09:48Okay.
09:49Absolutely.
09:50You know what?
09:51You're totally right.
09:52I'm sorry.
09:53You're the boss.
09:54I'm here to support.
09:55Okay.
09:56I'm sorry.
09:57I'm sorry.
09:58I'm sorry.
09:59I'm sorry.
10:00I'm sorry.
10:01I'm sorry.
10:02I'm sorry.
10:03I'm sorry.
10:04I'm sorry.
10:05I'm sorry.
10:06I'm sorry.
10:07You were lamenting that this was a sad scene and that tubby time should be fun and not
10:11sad.
10:12Right.
10:13Thanks.
10:14Wait.
10:15Did I say that part already?
10:16Did I already say that?
10:17Yeah.
10:18Um...
10:19Of course you did.
10:20How would I know what you said if you hadn't already said it?
10:24Right.
10:25And then you said something about ending it and, I don't know, something about killing
10:30yourself, I think.
10:37It's true.
10:41I could do it.
10:47I could end it.
10:53Do you think about suicide a lot?
10:54Would you please stop it?
10:55I'm sorry.
10:56I'm sorry.
10:57I'm sorry.
10:58You're right.
10:59Go ahead.
11:00Please.
11:01I can do it.
11:11You're really kind of ruining it.
11:13Hold your nose like that.
11:16Still though, pretty good at holding you rough.
11:21And we're really milking it going for that Oscar...
11:23Look, I'm sorry I tried to drown you, okay?
11:36I just, you said you wanted to end it,
11:39and, I don't know, I just,
11:41I thought I was helping.
11:45This may sound strange, but even though we just met,
11:48I consider you a new friend.
11:50Whoa, major deja vu.
11:52Did you feel that?
11:53No.
11:53Yes, yes, two friends, new friends,
11:58having a drink, some whiskeys, or maybe some tea.
12:02Oh, and maybe one of the drinks has been tampered with.
12:07It's from like a viral video or like a movie or something, right?
12:10I don't know.
12:11Princess Bride!
12:12Inconceivable!
12:14The game of wits has begun.
12:16It ends when you decide, and we both drink.
12:20Iocane powder, I'd stake my life on it.
12:22Prince Humperdinck, am I right?
12:24Oh my God, Chris Sarandon,
12:25one of the best comedic performances of the 80s.
12:28He's supposed to be this, like, evil villain,
12:30but he's really this, like, total loser.
12:31It's so funny.
12:32Anyway, this is gonna be our game.
12:34One good drink,
12:35one bad drink.
12:36You decide.
12:41Look, man, we're supposed to be filming a video for my un...
12:44Uh, hello?
12:44What do you think we're doing?
12:46Say hi, buddy.
12:48Hello, little buddy.
12:50Playing a fun little drinking game with your dear old dad.
12:52Yeah, it's so fun.
12:54It's so fun.
12:57I don't understand.
12:58It's the game.
12:59Okay.
13:00All right.
13:02Baby, you're gonna need a little hint.
13:09That was a good one.
13:10This is the bad one.
13:13What do you do?
13:16It's like speed.
13:17What do you do?
13:18I don't know.
13:22What do I do?
13:25Well, you could end it,
13:26like you were talking about in the bathroom,
13:28or make it exciting.
13:30You could try to force me to drink it.
13:33A little scuffle ensues, you know?
13:35But this, look, this is your movie.
13:36You're the director.
13:37I'm just the cameraman.
13:39Gotta make a choice.
13:40You want to win the game?
13:41Gotta do something.
13:44I don't know.
13:46Oh, my God.
13:47Okay.
13:48All right.
13:54Well, you win the game.
13:57Congratulations.
13:58I drank the powder.
14:06You're a very strange person.
14:07Did you know that?
14:10That tastes weird.
14:13Yeah.
14:13Do you realize what you've just done to yourself
14:20with their little game?
14:22Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?
14:27Do it to who I'm...
14:32Oh, it is a good day.
14:43Oh, it is a good day.
14:43Oh, it is a good day.
15:00Oh, God.
15:03Oh, my God.
15:04It is such a good day.
15:05You probably guessed by now that you answered the wrong ad today, buddy.
15:18This is the end of your road.
15:25Right?
15:26Hey.
15:28I don't want you to feel bad about yourself, okay?
15:31You were up against a very formidable foe.
15:35I learned from the best.
15:40The best of the best.
15:41Do you want to see?
15:42You want to see?
15:43Okay.
15:43Okay.
15:43Okay.
15:44I found this on the dark web a couple years ago.
15:51Oh, he blurred out his face and his voice, but look.
15:55Yeah.
15:55Oh, my God.
15:56Look.
15:56Oh, my God.
15:56Look.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:58Oh, my God.
16:01Oh, my God.
16:02I just need to show you something.
16:03It's the best.
16:04I never see your face.
16:05The best to ever play the game.
16:07Right.
16:07No romance.
16:09I may not be as good as him yet, but I'm getting better every day.
16:15Oh, no.
16:16No one's going to help you.
16:17No one's going to save you, okay?
16:18No, no, no.
16:19I've got to tell you something.
16:20What?
16:21I've got to tell you something.
16:22Fine, fine, fine.
16:23But if you scream, I'm going to bury this axe in your face, okay?
16:26Okay.
16:27Okay.
16:27Okay.
16:30Oh, okay.
16:31Thank you so much.
16:31Okay.
16:33Quick confession.
16:35I lied.
16:35It's not just one thing.
16:36It's two things.
16:38Actually, it's two things and a question, so it's technically three things.
16:41Okay, just move it along.
16:42Okay.
16:43First thing, you didn't trick me.
16:45I voluntarily drank the drink.
16:47That was a wild choice.
16:48Second thing, that mask you're wearing, it's really janky.
16:52I think you need to consider more carefully the brands you love and how you represent them.
16:56You really are a strange person.
16:58Third thing, were you in the Boy Scouts?
17:03Yeah.
17:04I thought so, because these knots you tied, they're really good.
17:09But they're not great.
17:11You didn't make it all the way to Eagle Scout, did you?
17:14Yeah.
17:15It's okay, I guess.
17:16But sometimes going all the way matters.
17:21Sometimes that final knot makes a big difference.
17:27Sometimes it's the difference between life and death.
17:32Buddy, you're not going to talk to yourself.
17:34Ah!
17:34Ah!
17:34Ah!
17:35Ah!
17:38God.
17:40Hey, if I ask you a question, will you answer me honestly?
17:45When you saw that axe back at the house, was there a small party that thought I might kill you with it?
17:50No.
17:51No, no.
17:52There's a check in your boot, Aaron.
17:53How did you know that?
17:56Hello, my name is Beach Bus.
17:59Did you see the film?
18:03I didn't have to see it.
18:06I lived it!
18:08Ah!
18:08Ah!
18:10Ah!
18:11Hold it right there.
18:13You know who I am.
18:15You know what happens if you run.
18:18Come on, let's talk this out.
18:21Come on, take a seat.
18:24It's okay.
18:30Good boy.
18:32Now listen, I was really excited to meet you.
18:36I have very high hopes.
18:37I thought maybe we could even team up.
18:40I don't want to be just Daryl Hall when we could be Hall and Oates.
18:43That way no one has to die.
18:45I'm trying.
18:46The problem, no, listen.
18:48The problem is you're not very good at your job.
18:51I try very hard at my job.
18:52You tell me you're trying.
18:53You're just not trying hard enough.
18:55But the good news is there's hope, okay?
18:59Remember in the late 50s, there was a mediocre cover band out of Liverpool called the Quarrymen.
19:06They didn't become the Beatles until somebody took a shot on them.
19:11I want to take that shot on you.
19:14You pity me.
19:15I don't.
19:15Yes, you do.
19:16Well, maybe a little.
19:16You drank the poison last night.
19:19Well, I wanted you to feel you were doing well.
19:22You let me tie you up.
19:23I am not left-handed.
19:25I am pathetic.
19:26I got nothing to offer.
19:28Don't you dare say that.
19:30Every human being has something to offer.
19:31There's something you could do right now that would be unforgettable.
19:36You just have to be brutally, painfully honest with yourself.
19:49Oh, he's got something.
20:06He's got something.
20:08Oh, wow.
20:10Okay, here he comes.
20:36This is original.
20:40This is original.
21:10This is original.
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