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01:21¡Oh, my God!
01:24¡Oh, my God!
01:26Ah...
01:28Ya ten minutos de aquí, por su vez,
01:32y no te intentó escapar.
01:35Ah...
01:36¿Por qué?
01:38Ah...
01:41Porque eres la excelente persona que ha ever livedado.
01:46Ah...
01:48Ah...
01:49No importa cuántas veces te has scared,
01:51o o o o o o o o o o o o
01:54o o o o o o o o o o o o
01:55Oh, you still believed that I was good
01:59And that is why you will always be my favorite
02:04After all
02:25Oh
02:55They say imitation is the highest form of flattery
03:13I'm not so sure
03:25I'm not so sure
03:55Whoa, major deja vu
04:00Joni said it best
04:02I've looked at life from both sides now
04:06Good old days
04:15Cute little lake
04:23Cute little town
04:26There it is
04:37Yellow door
04:38What is time
04:44A little moody up here
04:51Yes
04:53A little bit
04:54I'm a nurse
04:56Should be interesting
04:58Alright, let's see
05:02Wanted someone to fill me for the day
05:05No questions asked
05:06Pays $100
05:08$100
05:12Really?
05:15Look, I don't want to judge
05:17My little copycat buddy
05:18But
05:19Feels a little cheap
05:21Maybe a little dis...
05:24Hi
05:25Hi
05:25Oh my god
05:30Oh my god
05:32This is gonna be a good day
05:34You have a really nice
05:36Kind face
05:38I've never heard that before
05:41I'm Joseph
05:44Your name's Joseph
05:47Okay, uh, my name's Joseph
05:52Are you serious?
05:55This is...
05:57Uh, Twinsies?
05:59I mean...
05:59Get out of the car
06:02Come here
06:02Oh, okay
06:03Come here
06:03Alright, what's next, Joseph?
06:05Okay
06:05I feel like we should do this right now
06:08Because
06:08At the end of the day
06:09It's gonna be totally normal
06:10Oh
06:11Oh
06:12Trust me
06:13It's not gonna be
06:14Weird at all
06:16But that's all I get
06:20I don't think so
06:20Come on
06:21Give me a good one
06:22Oh
06:22Come on in
06:26I'm in the bathroom
06:27Already?
06:30Huh?
06:31You're in the bathroom already?
06:33Yeah
06:34I know this isn't supposed to be a shot-for-shot remake
06:40But
06:40Is he really gonna skip the whole My Life setup?
06:45It's an important scene
07:04I'm sure you're wondering why I brought you all the way out there to film me
07:12Here's the thing
07:15I'm not cancer survivor
07:16What?
07:18Huh?
07:20I'm sorry, I can't understand you
07:21Did you hear anything that I just said?
07:26Should I start over?
07:35Look, I'm just a cameraman, but
07:36Was what you were trying to tell me important?
07:39Yes
07:40Yeah, then you might
07:42Might it have been wiser
07:44To do this dialogue in a place that's a little quieter?
07:47Maybe
07:47I need you to film me for my unborn son
07:50So that in case I die
07:51The volume's great
07:53It's just the intelligibility
07:54Like
07:55The tub
07:56It's just very loud
07:57When I was a little boy, my mom would give me tubbies
08:09It's my favorite time of the day
08:12We called it tubby time
08:14Yeah
08:17I'm familiar
08:19I love a tubby
08:22Let's do it
08:23I don't want to make you uncomfortable
08:28But we're going to go a lot deeper places than this
08:38You're doing okay?
08:57Yeah
08:57Could be a lot better
09:02Let's get that full tubby striptease
09:09Come on, magic bike
09:10Let's booty bose it
09:12Boom
09:12Boo-boo on the board
09:16Boo-boo in the tub
09:18All right, Mr. Joseph
09:21I am rolling
09:22I've got a nice shot with two candles
09:25But there's also this
09:26This tighter shot with just one candle
09:29A tighter shot
09:32Yeah
09:32Good
09:33Okay
09:34Last thing
09:36You don't happen to have a
09:39A different color washcloth
09:41Do you?
09:41Like if you had like a burnt orange or something
09:43If you don't mind
09:44Could you just stick to the filming
09:45And let me stay
09:47At my own pace
09:48Absolutely
09:50You know what?
09:51You're totally right
09:51I'm sorry
09:52You're the boss
09:53I'm here to support
09:55Okay
09:56Go ahead
09:56God, where was I?
10:06You were lamenting that this was a sad scene
10:09And that tubby time should be fun and not sad
10:12Right, thanks
10:13Wait, did I say that part already?
10:16Did I already say that?
10:17Yeah
10:18Um
10:19Of course you did
10:20How would I know what you said
10:21If you hadn't already said it?
10:24Right
10:25And then you said something about ending it
10:28And
10:28I don't know
10:30Something about killing yourself, I think
10:31It's true
10:38I could do
10:42I could end it
10:49Do you think about suicide a lot?
10:54Would you please stop it?
10:55I'm sorry
10:56I'm sorry
10:56I'm sorry
10:57You're right
10:57Go ahead
10:58Please
11:01Oh
11:09That kind of
11:12Ruining it
11:13To hold your nose like that
11:15Still though
11:17Pretty good at holding you rough
11:19I'm not really milking it
11:23Going for that Oscar
11:24Look, I'm sorry
11:35I tried to drown you
11:36Okay
11:36I just
11:37You said you wanted to end it
11:39And
11:39I don't know
11:40I just
11:40I thought I was helping
11:44This may sound strange
11:46This may sound strange
11:46But
11:46Even though we just met
11:48I consider you a new friend
11:50Whoa
11:51Major deja vu
11:52Did you feel that
11:53No
11:53Yes
11:54Yes
11:54Two friends
11:56New friends
11:58Having a drink
11:59Some whiskeys
12:00Or maybe some tea
12:02Oh
12:02And maybe one of the drinks
12:04Has been tampered with
12:06It's from like a viral video
12:08Or like a movie
12:09Or something
12:09Right
12:10I don't know
12:11Princess Bride
12:12Inconceivable
12:13The game of wits
12:15Has begun
12:16It ends
12:16When you decide
12:17And we both drink
12:19Iocane powder
12:21I'd stake my life on it
12:22Prince Humperdake
12:24Am I right
12:24Oh my god
12:25Chris Sarandon
12:25One of the best
12:27Comedic performances
12:28Of the 80s
12:28He's supposed to be
12:29This like evil villain
12:30But he's really
12:30This like total loser
12:31It's so funny
12:32Anyway
12:32This is gonna be our game
12:34One good drink
12:35One bad drink
12:36You decide
12:38Look man
12:42We're supposed to be
12:42Filming a video
12:43For my own
12:44Uh hello
12:44What do you think
12:45We're doing
12:46Say hi buddy
12:48Hello little buddy
12:49Playing a fun
12:51Little drinking game
12:51With your dear old dad
12:53It's so fun
12:54It's so fun
12:56I don't understand
12:58It's the game
12:59Okay
13:00Alright
13:00Baby gonna need
13:03A little hint
13:03That was a good one
13:10This
13:11Is the bad one
13:12What do you do
13:14It's like speed
13:17What do you do
13:18I don't know
13:22What do I do
13:23Well
13:25You could end it
13:26Like you were talking
13:27About in the bathroom
13:28Or
13:28Make it exciting
13:30You could try to
13:31Force me to drink it
13:32A little scuffle
13:33Enseus
13:34You know
13:35But this
13:35Look
13:35This is your movie
13:36You're the director
13:37I'm just the cameraman
13:38Gotta make a choice
13:40You want to win the game
13:41Gotta do something
13:42I don't know
13:46Oh my god
13:47Okay
13:47Alright
13:53Alright
13:54Well
13:55You win the game
13:56Congratulations
13:57I drank the powder
13:59You're a very strange person
14:07Did you know that?
14:10That tastes
14:11That tastes weird
14:11Yeah
14:13Do you
14:16Realize
14:18What you've just done
14:19To yourself
14:20With their little game?
14:22Do you have
14:23Any idea
14:26Who you're dealing with?
14:30Do it to
14:31Who I'm
14:32Funny
14:36Oh
14:41It is a good day
14:43Oh god
15:01Oh my god
15:04It's such a good day
15:05You probably guessed by now
15:15That you answered
15:16The wrong ad today
15:17Buddy
15:18This
15:20Is the end
15:22Of your road
15:23But
15:25Hey
15:27I don't want you to feel
15:29Bad about yourself
15:30Okay
15:30You
15:31Were up against
15:32A very
15:33Formidable
15:35Though
15:35I learned
15:39From the best
15:39The best
15:41Of the best
15:41Do you want to see?
15:43You want to see?
15:43Okay
15:43Okay
15:44Okay
15:44I found this
15:49On the dark web
15:50A couple years ago
15:51Oh
15:52He blurred out
15:53His face
15:54And his voice
15:54But look
15:55Yeah
15:55Oh my god
15:56Look
15:56It's the best
16:04The best
16:05To ever play the game
16:06I may not be
16:10As good as him yet
16:12But
16:12I'm getting better
16:14Every day
16:15Oh no
16:16No one's gonna help you
16:17No one's gonna save you
16:18Okay
16:18No no no
16:19I gotta say something
16:20What?
16:21I gotta say one thing
16:22Fine fine fine
16:23But if you scream
16:24I'm going to bury this axe
16:25In your face
16:26Okay
16:26Okay
16:27Oh
16:30Okay
16:30Thank you so much
16:31Okay
16:32Quick confession
16:34I lied
16:35It's not just one thing
16:36It's two things
16:37Actually it's two things
16:39And a question
16:40So it's technically
16:40Okay
16:41Just move it along
16:42Okay
16:42First thing
16:43You didn't trick me
16:45I voluntarily drank the drink
16:47That was a wild choice
16:48Second thing
16:49That mask you're wearing
16:50It's really janky
16:52I think you need to consider
16:53More carefully
16:54The brands you love
16:55And how you represent them
16:56You really are a strange person
16:58Third thing
16:59Were you in the Boy Scouts?
17:03Yeah
17:04I thought so
17:06Because these knots you tied
17:07They're really good
17:09But they're not great
17:10You didn't make it all the way
17:13To Eagle Scout
17:13Did you?
17:15It's okay I guess
17:16But sometimes going all the way
17:19Matters
17:20Sometimes
17:21That final knot
17:23Makes a big difference
17:26Sometimes it's the difference
17:29Between life
17:31And death
17:32Buddy you're not going to talk
17:33Hey
17:41If I ask you a question
17:42Will you answer me honestly?
17:45When you saw that axe
17:46Back at the house
17:47Was there a small party
17:48That thought I might kill you with it?
17:50No
17:50No no
17:51There's a check in your boot Aaron
17:53How did you know that?
17:56Hello my name is Beach Bus
17:58Did you see the film?
18:03I didn't have to see it
18:05I lived it
18:08Hold it right there
18:12You know who I am
18:14You know what happens if you run
18:17Come on
18:19Let's talk this out
18:20Come on
18:22Take a seat
18:23It's okay
18:25Good boy
18:31Now listen
18:33I was really excited to meet you
18:36I have very high hopes
18:37I thought maybe we could even
18:38Team up
18:39I don't want to be just
18:41Daryl Hall
18:42When we could be Hall and Oates
18:43That way no one has to die
18:45I'm trying
18:46The problem
18:46No listen
18:47The problem is
18:49You're not very good at your job
18:50I try very hard
18:52Don't tell me you're trying
18:53You're just not trying hard enough
18:55But the good news is
18:56There's hope
18:57Okay
18:58Remember in the late 50s
19:00There was a mediocre cover band
19:03Out of Liverpool
19:04Called the Quarrymen
19:06They didn't become the Beatles
19:08Until somebody took a shot on them
19:10I want to take that shot on you
19:13You pity me
19:15I don't
19:15Yes you do
19:16Well maybe a little
19:17You drank the poison last night
19:19Well I wanted you to feel
19:20You were doing well
19:21You let me tie you up
19:23I am not left handed
19:24I am pathetic
19:26I got nothing to offer
19:28Don't you dare say that
19:30Every human being has something to offer
19:32There's something you could do right now
19:34That would be
19:35Unforgettable
19:37You just have to be
19:39Brutally
19:40Painfully
19:44Honest
19:46With yourself
19:49Oh
20:03He's got something
20:05He's got something
20:07Oh wow
20:10Okay here he comes
20:14This is original
20:37He's got something
20:38He's got something
20:39He's got something
20:40He's got something
20:41He's got something
20:42He's got something
20:43He's got something
20:44He's got something
20:45He's got something
20:46He's got something
20:47He's got something
20:48He's got something
20:49He's got something
20:50He's got something
20:51He's got something
20:52He's got something
20:53He's got something
20:54He's got something
20:55He's got something
20:56He's got something
20:57He's got something
20:58He's got something
20:59He's got something
21:00He's got something
21:01Gracias por ver el video
21:31Gracias por ver el video
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