Chuck's Tiny Sock

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how they are already having a rough start to the morning when Chuck discovers that there is a tiny sock stuck in his pants!

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00:00Have you tried this new Glow Motion flavor from 5-Hour Energy?

00:02Oh yeah, I had mine this morning, now we wait.

00:05For what?

00:05My superpowers!

00:07Dude, it glows under UV light, it's not radioactive!

00:11I was hoping it would make me a little bigger, if you know what I mean.

00:14Jesus.

00:21I felt like I've worked three shifts already.

00:23There was a sock in my pants, so...

00:25Oh, okay. Alright, we'll stay.

00:26That's kind of morning up.

00:27Stuffing your shorts again, Chuck?

00:30There was a sock in my pants.

00:32There was a little sock in your pants.

00:34Oh, that's cute.

00:35It's a small sock.

00:37It's that one of them hidden...

00:39Is it your sock?

00:40Is it your sock?

00:41That's a tiny...

00:42Yeah, that's my sock.

00:43That looks like a child's sock.

00:45I thought it was your kid's socks or something.

00:47That is not your socks.

00:49That wouldn't fit in my toe!

00:50No, they're stretch socks, they...

00:53Their ankle, they just go underneath your...

00:56Oh yeah.

00:57You know, they hide...

00:58The hidden sock?

00:59They're hidden socks.

01:00They're hidden socks.

01:01Amber's socks are bigger than that.

01:02I know.

01:03Are they camouflaged?

01:04Yes, they are.

01:06I didn't choose this today.

01:08You have camo ankle socks!

01:10What's happening?

01:11No one, uh...

01:12Tiny children's camo ankle socks!

01:16They work.

01:17Look at that.

01:18Look at that tiny thing.

01:20Anything.

01:21It's like stuffing his shorts with no-show socks.

01:25That's cute.

01:26I was like, what do I have in my pocket?

01:28I didn't know.

01:29I didn't know you wore socks like that.

01:30I didn't know you wore socks like that.

01:31I didn't know you wore socks like that.

01:32I didn't know you wore socks like that.

01:33I didn't either.

01:34Somehow in the laundry...

01:36This went right into my pocket.

01:37The tiniest socks I've ever seen.

01:39Can I just hold that up to my foot?

01:40You're gonna hold it?

01:41I can't touch my socks actually, no.

01:43I'll put that right back where I found it.

01:46I don't even think it would be a quarter of my foot.

01:49Oh my God.

01:50A toe.

01:51It's a toe warmer.

01:52Yeah.

01:53A toe.

01:54Oh.

01:56Shoot.

01:57Oh shoot.

01:58Yeah, put it on.

01:59I mean, I can put it on.

02:00Can you...

02:01Will it fit?

02:02Are you wearing those kind of socks today?

02:04Uh, no.

02:05These ones you can kind of see.

02:06Oh yeah.

02:07You want to measure the length of these?

02:09Do these ones feel...

02:10Those look a little more normal.

02:11Those look more normal.

02:12Those look more normal.

02:13Yeah.

02:14Yeah, yeah.

02:15Those are normal.

02:16Let me see your socks.

02:17What do you got on?

02:18I got none.

02:19No socks.

02:20No socks season.

02:21I have a pair that's even worse.

02:22That's like ballerina shoe.

02:23It covers the bottom of the foot.

02:24So I have similar...

02:25Well that's basically all this thing does.

02:27It just, when it stretches out, I mean it is like so low, but there's no way you see

02:31it in shoes.

02:32You just think, oh that guy's barefoot.

02:34Good for like Vans.

02:35Yeah, exactly.

02:36Which I wear.

02:37Which I wear.

02:38And I hate...

02:39So like the John Cena of socks.

02:42Yes.

02:43Because you don't see them.

02:44Yes.

02:45That's exactly it.

02:46I have no show socks, but they're bigger than that.

02:49Well, you are six foot five.

02:51I know, but they must have shrunk in the watch.

02:54They stretch, right?

02:55No, that's how they show up real small like that.

02:58Yeah.

02:59They stretch out.

03:00They definitely stretch out.

03:01Yeah.

03:02Seven million times.

03:03A grower, not a shower.

03:04Yeah, exactly.

03:05We all know that.

03:07We all know that.

03:08We all know that.

03:09Everything on Chuck is a grower, not a shower.

03:11But there you go.

03:12That's for sure.

03:13Chuck's tiny little sock.

03:14We know so much about you.

03:15I just do.

03:16But that's the whole thing.

03:17Like that's when like Dave was like, hey, I think we should go home today.

03:20Oh yeah.

03:21I was like, yeah, no, like I'm ready.

03:23Like I, can I turn around?

03:24Yeah.

03:25I'm on board.

03:26Me too.

03:27And I meant, I was like, let's just take the day off.

03:30I got in here this morning and the studio was 84 degrees.

03:33Yeah.

03:34It honestly, I've never sweat so much in here.

03:36It's nice now.

03:37It's a year.

03:38It's nice now.

03:39It feels good.

03:40It's nice.

03:41But it was.

03:42Poor court.

03:43It is not fixed in that room.

03:44It's not.

03:45Pretty hot.

03:46But I could use some weight loss.

03:47Oh, so you're going to sweat it out in there?

03:48I'm going to put a hoodie on in a little bit and I'm going to be like a wrestler.

03:51We're not doing sweating out the fat during the show.

03:53Yeah.

03:54That is not.

03:55Water weight.

03:56I'm going to look so good by nine o'clock.

03:58Wow.

03:59Look at you.

04:00Yeah.

04:01By nine o'clock.

04:02The three hour weight loss plan.

04:05You know, and you know, I got socks and my shorts and stuff like that.

04:08And Dave's like, hey, dress cool.

04:10Do you have any water bottles in there or anything?

04:12Check your pants.

04:14What else do I have in here?

04:16The world's tiniest water bottle.

04:17What else?

04:18Oh, look at this.

04:19All this miniature things he pulls out of his pocket.

04:21No, I don't.

04:23But yeah, I know.

04:25I was ready.

04:26I was like, oh, man.

04:27Yeah.

04:28Let's just forget this.

04:29Wrap this up.

04:30Play with a front.

04:31Justカッと.

04:33Belief.

04:35Visitor.

04:37Have a second.

04:39We're just looking for how tragedy happens.

04:40Casual.

04:43As roots.

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