00:00this is a little game we're gonna play we play it from time to time called how old is he okay
00:13i'll show you the mugshot you try and figure out how old this guy is you can play along
00:18at david chuck the freak.com where we put this guy's mugshot up there here he is bobby dean
00:25slocum or slocum however you want to say it um he is in ottawa county ohio he has been busted
00:36for drug paraphernalia charges include drug abuse opium cocaine and others yeah he said that
00:44ottawa that's not very far from where i grew up he was arrested by the port clinton police department
00:50this week his mugshot on our website is there for you to determine how old you think he is
00:58so you see this guy bobby dean dean slocum what do you think i mean the thing is truthfully if i just
01:09stopped taking care of myself just stopped you think you could look like your bobby d i could
01:17have i could have that exact hairdo you definitely have that same look i could have that same look
01:22his beard is shockingly exactly like mine except for like that i don't have the wrinkles and the eyes
01:30i don't have that no one's telling him all that no i go get checked out no um i don't have that but or
01:37the just the yellowing from the tobacco use but um 65 uh i mean okay so you're thinking he's 65
01:48i mean i don't know he's probably like 41 okay yeah like this thing like what do we think he looks
01:54like that we'll say that first how old do you think he looks right in this photo right now 70s yes he
02:02looks like a 70 year old man how old he actually is it's always shocking about i'll do i'll say 47
02:11okay i say he's probably 50 i'll say 60 the person closest to the actual age without going over today
02:21is andy green bobby dean slocum is 54 years old oh yeah he looks 74 look at those eyes yeah
02:32i know he's had he's gone through it they've seen some things it's crazy to think if you let
02:36yourself go chuck you could look just like i could like honestly no like that's terrifying
02:43no dave trust me like i've thought about my life alone like i thought about like what it could be
02:49it eventually will be you think you'll be you'll look like that you'll just let your hair grow out
02:54yeah you know it's funny you have to get that scrunched face up going well i kind of feel like it's on
03:00the way you should see me when i wake up at least have you seen chuck lately when i wake up i'm like
03:08chuck you didn't slow i just woke up my alarm went off is that your hair i just woke up my
03:14alarm just went off i gotta go to work what happened to your hair i gotta go to work and then by the
03:20time i take a shower i get i wash some of that old man off and uh my skin kind of plumps up a bit
03:27you trim your beard oh yeah especially like when uh when i lose weight too and the more weight i lose
03:35the
03:35yeah man i'm telling you that's why i'm like oh boy i looked into his i look into his eyes
03:51in a whole new light now he's picturing you as this yeah i didn't want to we meet like the show
03:58ends and we go meet him for lunch one day and he looks like hey guys no listen his beard his beard
04:05does like the same kind of stuff that my beard does when it gets like long like it does the same things
04:12in the cheeks and uh someone said it would be more like chucky freak fast
04:18yeah ah damn it premature ejaculation joke yep anyways he is a
04:27thanks for explaining it yeah yeah yeah i don't know why i felt the need to he's a 54 year old guy
04:32who looks like he's at least oh man small town ohio did that to him that's what it did drugs
04:41that's why i'm i'm just i was lucky i was born in canada ah chuck because that could be me right
04:47there that could absolutely be you it still will be eventually it will be if you want to see what
04:52future chuck will look like go check him out at daveandchuckthefreak.com
04:55your hair looks great today chuck thanks i stopped taking care of it i just don't care anymore
05:07i'm worried like this is how different we are i'm worried about like as an old guy if i can't take
05:10care of my pubes any longer like how out of control that would well i so that's where those thoughts
05:17yeah like those thoughts that's how they begin for me like it it all began but then i realized there
05:23will be a point where i just don't care about like making sure my head is shaved and um you know
05:30beard is trimmed i just won't i just won't care and if you're alone just people will then show up and
05:36i'm gonna get out of here you know like it's uh that's old man slocum's house yeah exactly i'm chuck
05:45slocum change my name to try and disappear oh damn it all right well let's hope that's not in the
05:55future no it's like and now danger close to what uh what could happen
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