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00:00:00Oh
00:00:23Babe, where are you taking me? I just want to show my queen the place where I grew up
00:00:30This is where I'm from, where I go next, it's all up to you
00:00:54All right, so I want to ask you a question real quick, okay?
00:00:57Mm-hmm
00:00:58Now, you know, since the very first time we dined on escargot
00:01:03You know, I knew, right?
00:01:06Yeah, I knew you were a woman who shared my distinguished taste
00:01:09So
00:01:24Leslie Madison Campbell
00:01:27You are perfect for me
00:01:30In every way
00:01:32So will you please
00:01:34Be my wife
00:01:37Yes
00:01:38Yes
00:01:38Yes
00:01:39Yes
00:01:39She said yes
00:01:55I got some big news for you
00:02:07Your boy's engaged
00:02:10You mean to tell me I've been gone less than a week
00:02:14And you get engaged to that, that Lena girl?
00:02:18Okay, first of all, her name is Leslie
00:02:20Look, my radar for gold diggers is second to none
00:02:34And that girl, Lisa, is nothing but a...
00:02:38She has her own career, father
00:02:40I'm gonna tell you what
00:02:43You cut it off
00:02:46Or I'm gonna cut you off
00:02:48There's no way we're gonna let that Lena girl mooch off of us
00:03:03It's Leslie
00:03:05I know sis, Xavier checks off all the boxes
00:03:12I know sis, Xavier checks off all the boxes
00:03:27I'm so happy right now
00:03:30Oh, wait, that's him
00:03:32Bye
00:03:32Hey, Dana
00:03:33Hi, my handsome fiancee
00:03:35Baby, I wanted to get your opinion on a few of these invitation options
00:03:41So, what do you think about linen or marbled invitations?
00:03:46Yeah, you're right
00:03:49We should probably go with the classic matte and embroidered
00:03:53These two?
00:03:54Leslie, Leslie
00:03:55What?
00:03:56Baby, you don't have to worry about anything
00:03:58I will handle all the wedding planning
00:04:00All you have to do is show up looking scrumptious in your tux
00:04:04You know how to do that, right?
00:04:06We can't
00:04:07We can't, Leslie, okay?
00:04:08Baby, yes we can
00:04:10We got this
00:04:11Classic white
00:04:13Right?
00:04:16Listen, baby, I've been reflecting on everything
00:04:18Okay
00:04:18And I realized that, um
00:04:22What?
00:04:26I may have acted on impulse
00:04:28Of course
00:04:29Of course you did
00:04:30Leslie
00:04:32Marriage
00:04:35It's just not in the cards for us, baby
00:04:39I'm sorry
00:04:44What do you
00:04:50I don't understand
00:04:55Yeah
00:04:55I'm sorry
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:29Oh, come here.
00:05:56Mama's sugar dumplings.
00:05:58Come here, Mama.
00:06:00So you still got your key?
00:06:04Yes, ma'am.
00:06:05Oh, sweetheart.
00:06:06How was your play, baby?
00:06:08I'm tired, Daddy.
00:06:09It was fine, though.
00:06:10Mm-hmm.
00:06:11How's work?
00:06:12Amazing.
00:06:13If I do a good job on this audit,
00:06:14I'm going to be up for that promotion, Mommy.
00:06:16Well, that's wonderful.
00:06:18Find anybody special yet?
00:06:25Okay, sweetie.
00:06:26I'll take this.
00:06:27Come on, baby girl.
00:06:28I'll get some water for the flowers.
00:06:30Amen.
00:06:31Amen.
00:06:32Amen.
00:06:33God bless it.
00:06:35Oh, baby.
00:06:36This is heaven on the plate.
00:06:38Mm.
00:06:39This is delicious, Mom.
00:06:41Your grandbaby's drawing backwards up in here.
00:06:47Well, the day I mess up Daddy Willie's recipe is the day he come back from the dead turn Christmas into Halloween.
00:06:56Mommy.
00:06:57So, Leslie, do you...
00:07:00To answer your question, no.
00:07:03No boyfriend, no prospects, no nothing.
00:07:06Okay?
00:07:07I wasn't going to ask that.
00:07:08What were you going to ask me?
00:07:12For the record, I am perfectly content with my life.
00:07:15My career is flourishing and I want to...
00:07:18Sugar Dumbler, we're all very proud of you.
00:07:20We are.
00:07:21But there's more to life than just working.
00:07:24What can I say?
00:07:25Nothing gives me a greater thrill than a flawless variable cost sheet.
00:07:30Ah.
00:07:31Sweetheart, I'm beginning to get worried about you.
00:07:35Daddy, I'm fine.
00:07:46Young man.
00:07:47Good night, Christmas, sir.
00:07:48Hey, happy coffee.
00:07:49You too.
00:07:50Oh, hey, Devin.
00:07:51Hey, Leslie.
00:07:53It's been a while.
00:07:54Well, I do like a nice red.
00:07:57You're welcome.
00:07:58I'm a bit of a Moscato man myself.
00:08:00I got you.
00:08:01So, Leslie, how long are you in town for?
00:08:04Just through Christmas.
00:08:06Well, you got to come visit me before you leave.
00:08:08I don't know.
00:08:09I think I'm going to be pretty busy.
00:08:11You're right across the street.
00:08:12Oh.
00:08:13Let me go household it yourself.
00:08:15Actually, I have roommates.
00:08:17You remember Ed and Andy?
00:08:19Wait, most likely to be abducted by aliens
00:08:23and most likely to go a week without a shower?
00:08:25That's them.
00:08:26But, I mean, you know, some things have changed since high school.
00:08:28They're all grown up.
00:08:29Mostly.
00:08:30Okay, and you.
00:08:31What about you?
00:08:32What's going on these days?
00:08:33I'm good.
00:08:34I actually work at Larry's.
00:08:36Larry's?
00:08:37So, you're a bartender.
00:08:40Well, I prefer the term mixologist.
00:08:42But, uh, yeah.
00:08:44What about you?
00:08:45Oh, I'm a senior accountant for Davis Bennett & Cox.
00:08:49Oh.
00:08:50Stay and have some wine with us, Devin.
00:08:53I'd love to, but I don't want to intrude on family time.
00:08:56I insist.
00:08:57She makes the rules around here.
00:08:59Oh.
00:09:00Okay.
00:09:01Take off your jacket.
00:09:02Sure.
00:09:03All right, well.
00:09:04All right.
00:09:06Mama?
00:09:08Family.
00:09:10All right.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13So, guys, listen, listen.
00:09:14So, there I was.
00:09:1530 seconds ago.
00:09:16I'm making a long run.
00:09:17Okay.
00:09:18That ass went up.
00:09:19My long arms went out.
00:09:20I crossed that ball.
00:09:21One-handed.
00:09:22Snuck into the touchdown lane.
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:25From that moment on, that's when they called me to crush on.
00:09:29All right.
00:09:30I had a Christmas coin for every time you told that story.
00:09:33You enjoying the wine, ma'am?
00:09:34Oh, it's delicious.
00:09:35Thank you, Devin.
00:09:36Yeah.
00:09:37Of course.
00:09:38Well, I'm not enjoying the wine, because we pregnant.
00:09:40For sure.
00:09:41Oh, yeah.
00:09:42Phenomenal.
00:09:43Phenomenal.
00:09:44Phenomenal.
00:09:45Yeah?
00:09:46Oh, here, Mama.
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:48Oh, here, Mama.
00:09:49Yeah, me just checking in on you.
00:09:50You know, Devin's still here.
00:09:54Daddy Willie used to always say, catfish pack more flavor than half.
00:09:58But sometimes you gotta just put your bait on out here.
00:09:59I don't look at Devin that way.
00:10:00I'm not sure.
00:10:01I'm not sure.
00:10:02I'm not sure.
00:10:03I'm not sure.
00:10:04I'm not sure.
00:10:05I'm not sure.
00:10:06I'm not sure.
00:10:07I'm not sure.
00:10:08I'm not sure.
00:10:09I'm sure.
00:10:10I'm not sure.
00:10:11I'm not sure.
00:10:12I'm not sure.
00:10:13I'm sure.
00:10:14I'm not sure.
00:10:15I don't look at Devin that way.
00:10:18Honey, from the second anxiety air broke your heart, you've been avoiding the whole
00:10:23world.
00:10:24Now, it's time to end that Christmas Christmas.
00:10:26Ma, I'm good by myself.
00:10:29I feel more focused and productive than ever.
00:10:33Mm-hmm.
00:10:34Well, tell me something, Miss Mathematician.
00:10:37Do those spreadsheets keep you warm at night?
00:10:41When I fall asleep with my laptop on, they sure do.
00:10:44Oh, hey, Sugar Douglas.
00:10:45You just missed Devin.
00:10:46Ma, I told you I'm not interested.
00:10:47Really?
00:10:48He is such a great guy.
00:10:49I mean, he went through that opera phase in high school.
00:10:50But now, he is fo-f-f-f-f-f.
00:10:51Fine.
00:10:52When I look at Devin, I still see the same goofy kid from freshman year.
00:10:53Mine is the retainer.
00:10:54But even if we did go out, what would we have in common?
00:10:55I mean, I worked really hard to get where I am.
00:10:56And it's not just about the money.
00:10:57You just the money.
00:10:59But if you know where the woman's gonna go, I'll go.
00:11:02That's what I do.
00:11:03I can't do anything.
00:11:04And you know what?
00:11:05I can't do anything.
00:11:06Oh, so it's a great job.
00:11:08Are you, I can't do anything.
00:11:10When I look at Devin, I still see the same goofy kid from freshman year, minus the retainer.
00:11:18But even if we did grow out, what would we have in common?
00:11:21I mean, I worked really hard to get where I am.
00:11:24And it's not just about the money.
00:11:26I want a guy that's passionate about what he does.
00:11:29But there's more to love than just...
00:11:33Mama, how many times do I have to tell you that I am okay being single?
00:11:37Really, I am, okay?
00:11:40Well, there's somebody for everybody's sugar dumplings.
00:11:44Mama, are you ever gonna stop calling me that?
00:11:47Never.
00:12:02Hey, everybody. Mike Avery here, and you know it's that time of year.
00:12:05Cat got your tongue?
00:12:07What? Wait. Oh, sorry. What can I say? It's kind of cute.
00:12:12Metropolitan Children's Hospital needs your support.
00:12:15Give a donation and make that winning play today. You ready?
00:12:20Merry Christmas!
00:12:22That boy really got it going on. Come on.
00:12:25And his old charity, too.
00:12:27But I guess you don't figure him into the equation, right, Miss Mathematician?
00:12:34Okay. If Mike Avery asked me, I would say, yeah.
00:12:41Yeah.
00:12:42Your last-minute Christmas shopping's gonna put a hurting on our credit.
00:12:56Babe.
00:12:57Hold on.
00:12:58Hold on.
00:13:01You're DMing me, Mike Avery?
00:13:04This is my Christmas gift to Leslie.
00:13:07What?
00:13:08She said she'd go out with him.
00:13:11That look in your eye is scaring me.
00:13:13I set up a fake profile, pretending to be him.
00:13:17You catfishing your own sister?
00:13:20It has been a long time since Leslie put herself out there.
00:13:23This will give her a little nudge.
00:13:26This is gonna get messy, babe.
00:13:28This is gonna kill her, too.
00:13:29You can take it off.
00:13:30This is gonna be a GOD and the love of her.
00:13:31This is gonna be them.
00:13:32You can kill me.
00:13:33You can kill me.
00:13:34You can kill me.
00:13:35You can kill me.
00:13:36You can kill me.
00:13:37You can kill me.
00:13:38You can kill me.
00:13:39You can kill me.
00:13:44You can kill me.
00:13:45Oh, don't kill me.
00:13:46Mike Avery.
00:13:48I need some accounting advice about expanding my charity.
00:13:55And I think you have a gorgeous smile.
00:14:06Wow.
00:14:15Hey, Leslie.
00:14:16Wait, let me help you out.
00:14:17Oh, wait.
00:14:18Hey, let me help you out.
00:14:19Oh, no, I got it.
00:14:20Oh, it's nothing. Come on.
00:14:22Don't mention it. Come on.
00:14:23Let me get through it.
00:14:24After you.
00:14:25Fine, thank you.
00:14:26After you.
00:14:28No problem.
00:14:29It's not a problem.
00:14:30I could have grabbed my eyes.
00:14:32Where do you want me to go?
00:14:33Oh, over there.
00:14:34Just right here?
00:14:35No problem.
00:14:36Thanks.
00:14:37All right.
00:14:38Yeah, okay.
00:14:39Got some good stuff you're gonna cook, or?
00:14:41I don't know.
00:14:42My mom probably will.
00:14:44Mom's home cooking.
00:14:46Um, yeah, thanks.
00:14:48It's really cold out, too.
00:14:49Yeah, it is.
00:14:50Yeah, but you dress well for it.
00:14:54That's a nice job wearing.
00:14:55Uh, you know, just a regular job.
00:14:57Okay, well.
00:14:58Um, wait.
00:14:59Yes.
00:15:00Mike.
00:15:01Mike Avery.
00:15:02Do you know him?
00:15:03The football player.
00:15:04Yeah.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:06He sent me a friend request.
00:15:07I don't even know if it's legit.
00:15:08If you want, I can look into that for you.
00:15:11Wait.
00:15:12Are you some sort of techie or something?
00:15:14Yeah.
00:15:15Sort of a side hustle.
00:15:16Okay, really?
00:15:17Well, it's, there's only one problem.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21Well, how am I gonna let you know the outcome of my investigation if I don't have your number?
00:15:26Hmm.
00:15:27Right?
00:15:28I mean, you know.
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:30Well, you can, I can put it in here.
00:15:32Should be a text.
00:15:33Okay.
00:15:34We both, we both want our show.
00:15:36That's funny.
00:15:37So, I guess you can, you wanna put yours in?
00:15:39Yeah, I will do that.
00:15:40And I'll have yours.
00:15:41Mm-hmm.
00:15:42I know how this works.
00:15:43And I can text you and you have mine.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46You know?
00:15:47That's how you do it, right?
00:15:48Mm-hmm.
00:15:49Okay.
00:15:50That it?
00:15:51Mm-hmm.
00:15:52Yes, Devin.
00:15:53I put it in here.
00:15:54I'm just okay.
00:15:55All right.
00:15:56Thank you again.
00:15:57Please check for me, all right?
00:15:58Yeah, yeah.
00:15:59Bye, Gabry.
00:16:00Bye, Gabry.
00:16:02You got the number, so shoot me a text, you know, call.
00:16:04Absolutely.
00:16:05It's the same number, by the way, from...
00:16:06It is.
00:16:07Yeah, yeah.
00:16:08Okay.
00:16:09I gave it to you.
00:16:10I don't know, new phones.
00:16:11Thank you, Devin.
00:16:12All right, I gotta go.
00:16:14Bye.
00:16:22What did you find out?
00:16:49Vitamin C and Vitamin D.
00:16:54It's gross. All in one.
00:16:58You got issues. Huh?
00:17:00Leslie, she asked me to...
00:17:02As in the Leslie Campbell, the object of your obsession since freshman year?
00:17:06Obsessed? No, no. But I always thought she was kind of cute.
00:17:10But it doesn't matter. She's all about Mike Avery.
00:17:12As in the Mike Avery? Yeah.
00:17:15Okay, all you gotta do is not take your advice, right?
00:17:19I mean, when's the last time you even had a girl, man?
00:17:21Oh, come on, man. The ladies are all over this.
00:17:24What's my secret? Well, first off,
00:17:26I'm gonna do exactly what she asked and research Mike's online profile to make sure it's legit.
00:17:30This is too easy.
00:17:32Just say it's this guy.
00:17:34You really got issues, man.
00:17:40Oh, yeah. These are red.
00:17:42Oh, they smell good.
00:17:44Oh, look at that.
00:17:48Now, it might be time to retire the cute shoes, honey.
00:17:53Mmm, that smells good, mommy.
00:17:57Mmm. Mm-hmm.
00:17:59I bet you dollars to donuts that's not a work email.
00:18:10It's Mike Avery.
00:18:12Mike Avery?
00:18:14Mm-hmm.
00:18:15Well, batter me up and throw me in the deep fryer.
00:18:18But how?
00:18:20Well, he messaged me out of the blue asking me for some tax advice.
00:18:26Some tax advice?
00:18:27Mm-hmm.
00:18:28That's odd. I mean, somebody like him can get tax advice anyway.
00:18:30I know.
00:18:31There must be more to it than that.
00:18:33And he said, have a nice smile.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:36Gorgeous.
00:18:37Yeah, exactly.
00:18:38It's like my mama.
00:18:40I'm fishing me, honey.
00:18:42Mama.
00:18:43You can't trust people you meet on the internet.
00:18:46Mama, did you know that 40% of couples meet online these days?
00:18:50Mm-hmm.
00:18:51Mm-hmm.
00:18:52And at least 60% for the church and the library and the Piggly Wiggly.
00:18:59The Piggly Wiggly, Mama.
00:19:01Ain't nobody seen that no Piggly Wiggly.
00:19:04You could meet him in the chicken wing department.
00:19:06Mama!
00:19:07Oh, wait!
00:19:08He's the last time you found Piggly Wiggly.
00:19:12Thanks for doing this.
00:19:14Oh, he has no problem.
00:19:16So, is my mic real?
00:19:18It's hard to know for sure.
00:19:20You know, some celebrities have different private and public profiles.
00:19:23Mm-hmm.
00:19:24Some of them like it's fake.
00:19:25I'm sure this isn't news, but you know, some of these guys have been known to have different
00:19:29profiles for different women.
00:19:31Well, not that you would fall for anything like that.
00:19:34Of course not.
00:19:36You're pretty good at this.
00:19:38You ever thought about going into IT?
00:19:39I like what I do.
00:19:41So, you're perfectly content being a bartender.
00:19:44Mixologist.
00:19:45Right.
00:19:46And for me, you know, it's a form of expression.
00:19:49A little bit of this.
00:19:50A little bit of that.
00:19:51A little bit of that.
00:19:52Can, uh, make all types of things connect.
00:19:56So.
00:19:57So.
00:19:58So, is Mike real or fake?
00:20:01Oh.
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03Let me, uh, sit.
00:20:05Yeah.
00:20:06I should, um, offer you something.
00:20:07Oh, no, no, no.
00:20:08Don't worry about it.
00:20:09Are you sure?
00:20:10Yeah.
00:20:11I was happy to help out a friend.
00:20:13Yeah.
00:20:14Oh, bye guys.
00:20:15Bye.
00:20:16Okay, what the?
00:20:17You set her up with Mike Avery.
00:20:18You won't take free money, but my advice is trash.
00:20:22You need to stop this, baby.
00:20:23But I just.
00:20:24You promised you wouldn't let it get out of control.
00:20:25Don't worry.
00:20:26Yeah.
00:20:27Yeah.
00:20:28Yeah.
00:20:29Yeah.
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31Yeah.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:34Yeah.
00:20:35Yeah.
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Yeah.
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39I'm gonna take free money, but my advice is trash.
00:20:41You need to stop this, baby.
00:20:42But I...
00:20:43You promised you wouldn't let it get out of control.
00:20:44Don't worry.
00:21:19Uh-oh.
00:21:24Uh-oh, what?
00:21:26I probably should have Googled this before, but what if...
00:21:30Can you check to see if Mike Avery is single?
00:21:32I don't know how I'll let you pull me into this.
00:21:36Come on. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
00:21:38See you.
00:21:40Mike Avery.
00:21:49Hey, sweetheart.
00:22:11Oh, sugar dumpling. Look at you.
00:22:14You're glowing.
00:22:16Either you gave yourself a tapioca facial or...
00:22:19I spoke to Mike last night.
00:22:22Mike? Mike who?
00:22:25Mike Avery.
00:22:26Avery? Mike Avery?
00:22:29Mike Avery, Mike Avery.
00:22:31Mike, look at you.
00:22:36This online stuff is still pretty confusing to me, but...
00:22:41Evidently, your sister and Mike Avery, our baby, what's he like?
00:22:47Surprisingly, he's sensitive.
00:22:49And I love his sense of humor.
00:22:51Mm-hmm.
00:22:52Aw.
00:22:53Sounds like you really hit it off.
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:55Isn't that wonderful, babe?
00:22:58Mm-hmm.
00:22:59Yeah, yeah.
00:23:00I haven't seen you look this happy since...
00:23:03It's okay, Daddy.
00:23:06I won't fall to pieces at the mention of Xavier's name.
00:23:10Who knows where this will go with Mike, but...
00:23:12All of this has shown me that I should be more open.
00:23:16All right.
00:23:17To being more open.
00:23:18Yes, we're open.
00:23:19You ever know what you'll catch that way?
00:23:21Oh, man.
00:23:23I don't know.
00:23:24I like that.
00:23:28Cheers to open.
00:23:29Cheers to open.
00:23:33Hey, Leslie.
00:23:35Hey.
00:23:36I'm actually glad you called.
00:23:38Oh, you won't believe this, but I chatted with Mike for an hour last night.
00:23:42I just wanted to tell you thank you for everything again.
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:46Yeah, no need.
00:23:47Listen, I gotta head to work, Leslie.
00:23:50Oh, okay.
00:23:51I didn't want to hold you up.
00:23:51I just wanted to share the good news.
00:23:53Yeah.
00:23:53Yeah, it's fine.
00:23:55All right.
00:24:00Want to check out that new movie?
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:05It's Leslie.
00:24:08What does she want?
00:24:10Mike.
00:24:12Babe.
00:24:13We promised you'd stop this.
00:24:15I just don't want to leave her hanging.
00:24:17Okay.
00:24:17I don't want to leave her hanging.
00:24:19Let me see.
00:24:20Let me see.
00:24:20What's the name of it?
00:24:21Let's see.
00:24:26When can we talk?
00:24:29She wants to talk to him.
00:24:34What should I say?
00:24:35I told you this was a bad idea.
00:24:38Block your number.
00:24:39Call her from your phone pretending to be him.
00:24:42Seriously, Faith?
00:24:43Come on.
00:24:43Just one phone call.
00:24:44Just say goodbye and that'll be the end of it.
00:24:45This could get weird.
00:24:48What if your sister gets all freaky with me?
00:24:53Never mind.
00:24:55You asked.
00:24:57I didn't want to get dragged into this in first place.
00:24:59I got it.
00:24:59I bet you do.
00:25:06Hello?
00:25:07Hey, beautiful.
00:25:10Hi.
00:25:13I can't believe it's really you.
00:25:15It's really me.
00:25:19It's so weird.
00:25:21We just met, but it feels like I've known you for...
00:25:24Forever.
00:25:26Same here.
00:25:28So crazy.
00:25:28I know.
00:25:32Hi.
00:25:33Mike?
00:25:34I, uh...
00:25:34Mike?
00:25:35Mike?
00:25:36Are you all right?
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40Just a little sore throat.
00:25:43Oh.
00:25:44Um, you should drink some peppermint tea.
00:25:48Talking to you makes me feel better already.
00:25:53You're so sweet.
00:25:56I didn't know what to expect, you know?
00:25:58You just thought I was going to be some dumb jock.
00:26:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:03Um, no, I, I never thought that for once.
00:26:08I can tell that you're not like any woman I've ever met.
00:26:13Oh, well, you're not like any guy I've ever met.
00:26:19Except I haven't actually met you.
00:26:25You know, it was really cool to get to know you, but I, uh...
00:26:29Wait, wait, wait.
00:26:31Um, we should meet up sometime.
00:26:34Mike?
00:26:41Mike?
00:26:42Are you all right?
00:26:44Uh...
00:26:45Yeah.
00:26:47Yeah, we can meet.
00:26:50Oh, hey.
00:27:05Another one?
00:27:21That's for your pops.
00:27:22Oh, okay.
00:27:22Well, thanks.
00:27:23I'll tell them as you get back.
00:27:25I also wanted to ask if, uh...
00:27:27Oh, okay.
00:27:28Well, it's...
00:27:29If maybe...
00:27:30Oh, you will never guess who called me.
00:27:33Mike Avery.
00:27:34Mm-hmm.
00:27:35We have this instant chemistry.
00:27:37Oh, you know that feeling you get when someone just...
00:27:39You just know they're right for you.
00:27:41No doubt.
00:27:42And not that you didn't care about this, but he sounds so sexy on the phone like a radio DJ.
00:27:47Oh, oh, this is cute.
00:27:49Let me help you with that.
00:27:50Okay.
00:27:51Yeah, I can just leave it alone.
00:27:52Oh, that's cute.
00:27:53But we had the most amazing conversation.
00:27:56He just...
00:27:57He gets me.
00:27:59You seem...
00:28:00You seem mad.
00:28:01I am.
00:28:03I haven't felt this kind of connection in a long time.
00:28:05No, I hear you.
00:28:06You know, um, I broke up with my girl last year.
00:28:09Mm-hmm.
00:28:09Right?
00:28:10And, um, you know, I meet all kind of women in my...
00:28:12Oh, well, when my fiancé left me for...
00:28:14What's that?
00:28:15For inheritance.
00:28:17Huh?
00:28:18Yeah.
00:28:19His dad threatened to cut him off if he married me.
00:28:22Wow.
00:28:23What a jerk.
00:28:24That is all in a very good mirror now because Mike makes my ex look like a piece of old
00:28:28crusty fruitcake.
00:28:29Oh, shit.
00:28:30I'm telling you, this man...
00:28:31You know what I mean?
00:28:32Old man.
00:28:33Yeah, you've seen him.
00:28:34You know he is so fine.
00:28:36Well, anyway, it was so good seeing you and thank you again for the wine.
00:28:39I will tell my dad you came by.
00:28:41Yes.
00:28:41Well, if...
00:28:42Oh, that's awesome.
00:28:43All right, I'll see you.
00:28:43I'll see you again soon.
00:28:44All right, okay.
00:28:45Bye.
00:28:45Okay, thanks.
00:28:52Hey, beautiful.
00:28:54Will you be ready in 10?
00:28:55Yeah, yeah, I just gotta, uh...
00:28:56Thank God you're not loud and it's Mike Avery.
00:28:59Of course not.
00:29:01All right.
00:29:02I'm on one with the guy.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:03Ready for that refill, Mr. Charles?
00:29:17I'll tell you what I don't want.
00:29:20More snow and more cheese.
00:29:24I'm lost.
00:29:25The wife and I headed to Wisconsin for Christmas.
00:29:28Oh.
00:29:28They put cheese in everything.
00:29:30Even cranberry sauce.
00:29:32It's sacrilege if you ask me.
00:29:35You got any plans for the holidays?
00:29:37No, no, not this year.
00:29:39I make a habit of staying out of other folks' business, but...
00:29:43I'll just be working.
00:29:44That's all, Mr. Charles.
00:29:45Come on.
00:29:46Okay, well, to be honest, Christmas hasn't really been the same since...
00:29:52Don't tell me.
00:29:53The girl of your dream broke your heart?
00:29:56I've been there.
00:29:58But there are more fish in the sea and more ornaments on the tree.
00:30:02Yeah, I wish it was that simple, sir.
00:30:07Just let me know when you're ready for the check.
00:30:28What are you buying now?
00:30:31Scratch that.
00:30:32I probably don't want to know.
00:30:54My ankle alert.
00:30:55$2,600?
00:31:06Babe, you know I believe in giving back, but this is just...
00:31:09I'm sorry.
00:31:09I'm sorry.
00:31:10It's just the bid kept going up.
00:31:12Bid?
00:31:14It's...
00:31:15It's for a really good cause.
00:31:17Keep up these donations, and we'll be the ones in need.
00:31:21Damn.
00:31:21Hey.
00:31:22You won't believe this.
00:31:36Mike Avery wants to take me out on an actual date.
00:31:42Oh.
00:31:43Yes.
00:31:44A date date.
00:31:45And it's so crazy because it's all because of you.
00:31:48Well, Leslie, I...
00:31:50Devin, I can't hear you.
00:31:52Is that Andy in the back?
00:31:53I've never finished my research.
00:31:55I'll call you later, okay?
00:31:56I'll call you later, okay?
00:31:57I'll call you later, okay?
00:31:58I'll call you later.
00:31:59Okay?
00:32:00What the...
00:32:01You need to stop playing games, my man.
00:32:06When I meet a girl I like, I make my move.
00:32:09Well, like Rio, for example.
00:32:11Something tells me that young woman's gonna be wife material.
00:32:13I can just feel it.
00:32:15Mm-hmm.
00:32:16Where did you meet her?
00:32:17On the dating app I was telling you about.
00:32:18So, you haven't met her in person?
00:32:20Not yet, but...
00:32:22How do you know she's the one?
00:32:23Because sometimes...
00:32:24You just know.
00:32:27Just know.
00:32:29Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells.
00:32:31All the way on the chart is too light.
00:32:35It's a wonderful service, man.
00:32:38So, let me get this straight.
00:32:40So, you donated to my charity,
00:32:44but you don't want to go out on a date with me?
00:32:46Oh, no, of course not.
00:32:47I'm a happily married woman.
00:32:49So, why did you...
00:32:50I want you to take my sister out.
00:32:53And what's wrong with your sister?
00:32:56Are you kidding me?
00:32:57Mike, she's gorgeous, okay?
00:32:59She's smart and...
00:33:00Uh, I don't know.
00:33:01And it seems like you're pretty desperate to set her up.
00:33:04Trust me.
00:33:05You'll like her.
00:33:08Well, I mean, it's all for the charity,
00:33:10so I guess one date couldn't be that bad, huh?
00:33:14Thank you, Mike.
00:33:18There's just one more thing I need to ask of you.
00:33:20Yeah, what else?
00:33:21When you go out with her,
00:33:23don't mention anything about the dating auction.
00:33:26Just, um, make it seem like a normal first date.
00:33:29Whoa, hey, ho, whoa.
00:33:30Wait a minute.
00:33:31What?
00:33:33You know, just...
00:33:34Two friends hanging out.
00:33:38Please.
00:33:41Okay, what do you think about this?
00:33:44Perfect for being all night with Aunt Lorraine.
00:33:47Fine.
00:33:52You were right.
00:33:54I should have got back out there a long time ago.
00:33:57I was just scared that I...
00:33:59Leslie, you deserve to be happy.
00:34:06It's funny.
00:34:07I know I shouldn't talk like this
00:34:09because it's too soon,
00:34:10but I feel like...
00:34:13No, fine.
00:34:14No, no, come on.
00:34:16Spill tea.
00:34:18What if he's the one?
00:34:21Wow.
00:34:23I know we don't know each other that well,
00:34:25but it just feels like we've known each other for years,
00:34:28and every time we chat,
00:34:30it's just...
00:34:30Leslie, I know you and Micah talked a lot online,
00:34:35but when you go out with him,
00:34:37start fresh.
00:34:39Okay.
00:34:40Get to know him face to face.
00:34:44Oh, and definitely wear this.
00:34:48Of course you talk about the right face.
00:34:51Yeah, I'll go with my usual flesh.
00:34:53So, what are we going for today?
00:34:59Updo or just let it flow?
00:35:01They need to train him.
00:35:03Yeah, they do.
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:04Mm.
00:35:06Ugh.
00:35:07Scarlet.
00:35:10Wow.
00:35:13Well, don't you look nice.
00:35:17Uh, I think that's him.
00:35:18I love you.
00:35:28Thank you, Daddy.
00:35:29You're welcome.
00:35:35Now, you have fun.
00:35:37You got a date?
00:35:39Yep, I sure do with Mike Avery.
00:35:42Thank you, Daddy.
00:35:44Angel.
00:35:44Hey, everybody.
00:35:50Mike Avery here,
00:35:51and you know it's that time of year.
00:35:53Metropolitan Children's Hospital...
00:35:54Mike Avery.
00:35:55Give a donation.
00:35:56Mike Avery.
00:35:56Make that winning play today.
00:35:59Hey, Leslie.
00:36:00You see how I hold the pigskin?
00:36:03Well, that's how I'm going to hold you
00:36:05after the night's through.
00:36:07You're just so incredibly sexy
00:36:09in every single way, Mike.
00:36:10I'm just lucky to even breathe the same air as you.
00:36:12What are you doing?
00:36:17Eating for two?
00:36:19Leslie just slept on a date with Mike Avery.
00:36:23Funny how Christmas wishes come true sometimes.
00:36:26Faith.
00:36:28So, the charity was having an online dating auction,
00:36:31and Mike was one of the...
00:36:32Seriously?
00:36:32I was just trying to...
00:36:34That's what you spent our money on?
00:36:35What?
00:36:36Look, if Leslie and Mike get together,
00:36:41the whole family will have season tickets.
00:36:44You should be thanking me.
00:36:45Man, it's kind of pathetic watching you
00:37:02turn into a stalker.
00:37:04Well, I ain't coming up for air anytime soon.
00:37:06What?
00:37:08Just tell her how you're feeling, man.
00:37:09What are you waiting for?
00:37:09You don't get it.
00:37:14I get that.
00:37:14He's about to get your girl.
00:37:16She'll never go for a guy like me.
00:37:17And you know this how?
00:37:19Leslie's a career woman
00:37:20with everything going on,
00:37:21and I'm just...
00:37:22You think Leslie wants a dude that's rich?
00:37:25She said that?
00:37:26No, but I just get a feeling,
00:37:28you know, a vibe.
00:37:29Not too bad you never followed my advice.
00:37:32You'd be a cryptocurrency billionaire by now.
00:37:34You know, eventually we make our way to the back.
00:37:42Mm-hmm.
00:37:43You mind if I'm...
00:37:45Oh, oh.
00:37:46A little closer.
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:47Yeah.
00:37:48You know, sometimes a quarterback likes to call an audible,
00:37:53but since there's no quarterback here,
00:37:56I'll do it.
00:37:58And right now I'm thinking forward pass.
00:38:02Oh, okay.
00:38:03Look at that right there.
00:38:04Wow.
00:38:05Beautiful, ain't it?
00:38:06I don't know what that means.
00:38:09That's all right.
00:38:10I'm okay.
00:38:13Oh, wow.
00:38:14This is so...
00:38:16I don't know.
00:38:17This is...
00:38:18Hey, relax.
00:38:20Say what you need to say.
00:38:23I'm just...
00:38:23I'm still trying to process all of this.
00:38:26Yeah.
00:38:26I mean, it feels like we've known each other.
00:38:29We seem to know a lot about each other, actually,
00:38:31but being in person is so different.
00:38:36Different?
00:38:37Are you trying to say I don't look like my picture girl?
00:38:40No.
00:38:41No.
00:38:41That's not what I'm saying.
00:38:43Okay.
00:38:43Honestly, I don't even know what I'm saying.
00:38:45Is it okay if I say something?
00:38:52Those eyes of yours,
00:38:54they're the most beautiful I've ever seen.
00:39:03Now let's pop open this champagne.
00:39:05It's yours?
00:39:15You enjoying yourself so far?
00:39:17Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's very spacious.
00:39:20Is this all new to you or what?
00:39:22Um, yes, this is, yeah.
00:39:25Uh-oh, uh-oh, here we go.
00:39:34Oh, that's perfect.
00:39:35That's good?
00:39:36Yeah, just...
00:39:42All right.
00:39:43Set that right there.
00:39:47Toast to the first date.
00:39:49First date.
00:39:51Cheers.
00:40:04I love this VIP booth.
00:40:09I don't know.
00:40:10That's the last thing.
00:40:11You like this song, too?
00:40:13What's that?
00:40:14Who sing it?
00:40:15What?
00:40:16It's loud.
00:40:17Crazy choice for a first date.
00:40:18Well, yeah, but your sister said that you wanted to go on a normal date.
00:40:19Twister.
00:40:20What about Twister?
00:40:21You wanna dance?
00:40:22Yeah, yeah, let's go.
00:40:23I hope you can dance.
00:40:24Is that even a question?
00:40:25You got rhythm, right?
00:40:26You got rhythm, right?
00:40:27Two other ones.
00:40:28Two other ones.
00:40:29We come from two other ones.
00:40:30Two other ones.
00:40:31Two other ones.
00:40:46Two other ones.
00:40:53We come from to our hearts
00:40:59My skin is cold at 98.16 Fahrenheit
00:41:04You want me up there, call me worse, don't take away my light
00:41:09I might as well fall in between the earthquake falls
00:41:13Who is that?
00:41:15A little wiggling!
00:41:17You are too funny!
00:41:21You can get down out there, huh?
00:41:23Uh-huh, and you actually have rhythm
00:41:25What, you didn't believe me when I told you?
00:41:27No, I did not
00:41:29Oh, wow, okay
00:41:31I'm having such a good time tonight
00:41:33I am too, I am too
00:41:35I would, uh, would love to hang out with you again
00:41:38Me too
00:41:39Yeah?
00:41:40Yeah
00:41:41Okay, so, how about you give me the digits, and I give you mine
00:41:45Seriously?
00:41:47Well, how am I supposed to keep in touch with you?
00:41:50Mike, I already have your number
00:41:52Well, she gave it to you?
00:41:54Hmm
00:41:55I just want to make sure that you have the right
00:41:58I have two cell phones
00:42:00You know, that's my agent
00:42:02And this one is my personal number
00:42:04Oh, oh, oh, okay
00:42:06Well then
00:42:08Alright
00:42:09You good?
00:42:10Yeah, I'm great
00:42:11I'm gonna put that in there
00:42:12Thank you
00:42:16Oh my god, this is my soul maker
00:42:18Okay, we gotta get it
00:42:19We gotta get it
00:42:20Hurry up, come on, come on
00:42:21Okay, okay
00:42:22I put a little heart
00:42:23Alright, cool, I'll call you
00:42:24You got mine
00:42:25Alright, come on, let's go
00:42:28Okay
00:42:29But don't step on my feet, please
00:42:31You step on my feet last time
00:42:33Oh, you step on my feet
00:42:34You step on my feet
00:42:35I'm gonna go
00:42:36I'm gonna go
00:42:37I'm gonna go
00:42:38I'm gonna go
00:42:39Devin, I'm kind of in the middle of something.
00:43:02Okay, I'll make it quick.
00:43:03You know, Leslie, I don't think Mike's profile is real.
00:43:07I just went on a date with him last night.
00:43:09Unless he has a secret twin brother, he is the real Mike Avery.
00:43:13Yeah, but Leslie...
00:43:14Look, I gotta go, Devin.
00:43:15Thank you again for all your help, but I gotta go.
00:43:17Okay, bye.
00:43:19Yeah, all right.
00:43:25You remember, Leroy?
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:26Yeah, it took that fool eight years, 15 months, and five days to finally get his life together.
00:43:33You kidding me?
00:43:33I know, you're tight.
00:43:34I knew I smelled homemade hot chocolate.
00:43:38Hey, Mom.
00:43:39Sorry.
00:43:40Come here, baby.
00:43:41How you doing?
00:43:42I'm good.
00:43:42Well, you know I had to fix something sweet for me.
00:43:45A little sugar, don't you?
00:43:46Thank you, Mama.
00:43:49So, you're not gonna ask me about last night?
00:43:53No, well, me and your Mama decided to stay away from your personal life and let it take its course, okay?
00:43:58Besides, there's more to life than dating, like, uh, golf.
00:44:03And fishing.
00:44:04And football.
00:44:07Oh, well, since we're speaking of football, Mike is amazing.
00:44:12Amazing?
00:44:12Mm-hmm.
00:44:13After just one night.
00:44:15Yeah, watch it now.
00:44:16Don't worry, we're taking it slow, but what can I say? He checks off all the boxes.
00:44:21You know what? Boxers are made of a movement.
00:44:24And on top of all of that, he is a great dancer.
00:44:26Oh, man, the dance moves. Well, that's all right.
00:44:30No.
00:44:30Let's give you that Mississippi box.
00:44:32Oh, no.
00:44:34Can y'all?
00:44:35Um, Mommy, Dad, I'm still here.
00:44:40You always been here.
00:44:42Go put that song on.
00:44:45Mama, not right now.
00:44:47Stay in my corner.
00:44:48All right.
00:44:51Oh, he still got that Mississippi too still.
00:44:54You know that Mississippi is a good time.
00:44:57All right, now, that's enough.
00:44:59Okay, girl.
00:45:00Oh, I am really happy for you.
00:45:03I'm too late.
00:45:05Yeah.
00:45:05Right?
00:45:06He's the one.
00:45:07Of course.
00:45:08Oh, wait, that's him.
00:45:09Okay, okay, okay.
00:45:10I'll talk to you later.
00:45:12Guess who that was?
00:45:16The way you've been charging off the car, probably a bill collected.
00:45:19That was Leslie.
00:45:21She had a great time with Mike.
00:45:24For $2,600, I hope she had the time of her life.
00:45:27Honey, she doesn't know anything about that.
00:45:30Mike agreed to go along with it.
00:45:33Mike's in on this too?
00:45:36Not exactly.
00:45:37Just tell Leslie the truth, babe.
00:45:40I don't want to ruin things for her.
00:45:42She's finally happy after all that drama with Xavier.
00:45:46You took it too far.
00:45:48How can you say that?
00:45:50They actually like each other.
00:45:52And you just keep thinking.
00:45:55Season tickets.
00:45:57Season tickets.
00:46:00Season tickets.
00:46:01Season tickets.
00:46:03Season tickets.
00:46:05Figured I would swing by before the wife and I take off tomorrow.
00:46:13I'll be sure to bring you back a big old chunk of Wisconsin cheese.
00:46:18Well, it sure won't go to waste.
00:46:20My roommate, Andy, loves cheese.
00:46:22Lactose intolerance and all.
00:46:24I ain't going to drink to that, but here's to wishing you a Merry Christmas.
00:46:28All you got to do is tell your roommate to try those tablets.
00:46:36So, no, no, Mr. Charles, it's not that.
00:46:39You talked me into renewing my vows with Annie last year.
00:46:43And now they're investing in that cockamamie or cryptocurrency scheme.
00:46:48Now it's my turn to return the favor.
00:46:50It's okay, Mr. Charles, you really don't have to...
00:46:52A wise man once said, a doctor cannot heal himself.
00:46:59You ever fallen for a girl who wouldn't give you the time of day?
00:47:02What guy hasn't?
00:47:05What'd you do?
00:47:06When it comes down to it, most women want a guy who will listen
00:47:10and a guy who would make them smile.
00:47:13If you keep that in mind, you'll be all right.
00:47:17I just don't think I'm her type.
00:47:19Why not?
00:47:20Most of these women who come through here
00:47:22look at you like you're a honey-glazed Christmas ham.
00:47:25Even the so-called vegans.
00:47:28But, Leslie, she's different, Mr. Charles.
00:47:31She's obviously looking for a guy who's on a different level.
00:47:34A different level?
00:47:36Yeah, more fame, more finances, more followers.
00:47:40Is that what she told you?
00:47:41No, but I can just tell, you know?
00:47:44Women are not known for being shy creatures.
00:47:47Most of them will tell you exactly what they want.
00:47:50But we mess up when we don't listen.
00:47:53Real love starts here.
00:47:5626 years of marriage.
00:47:58I know these things.
00:48:00But she's seeing a guy who has everything.
00:48:03He ain't you?
00:48:04That's why I can't compete.
00:48:06That's an easy fix.
00:48:09Easy?
00:48:09Let me tell you something, son.
00:48:11No.
00:48:12We are not watching Zombie Apocalypse 8.
00:48:16No, it's Zombie Armageddon 8.
00:48:18Okay, and it's great.
00:48:20Hello?
00:48:20Hello?
00:48:22I bet your dollars to donuts that's you-know-who.
00:48:26Yeah, I think it's time I meet this, Mike Avery.
00:48:28Bob.
00:48:29No, I don't care how old she gets.
00:48:31She's still gonna be my baby girl.
00:48:33Well, I'm just glad she found somebody that she liked.
00:48:36Maybe I was wrong about the internet.
00:48:38Yeah, just like you're wrong about Zombie.
00:48:40Oh, hush now.
00:48:41Nah.
00:48:42We are going to watch Married by Santa.
00:48:45Jeez.
00:48:46I just hope there's no need for her to rush.
00:48:51Oh, and this coming from a man who proposed to me
00:48:54after only two months of dating.
00:48:56Man, two days.
00:48:57It was the best two days ever, too.
00:49:07And you were afraid he was gonna be some dumb jock.
00:49:12That's the same thing Mike said the first time he called me.
00:49:15This is so weird.
00:49:18What?
00:49:19No, talking to you is kind of like talking to him somehow.
00:49:23Hmm.
00:49:23Anyway, um, so we're gonna go out again tomorrow.
00:49:28He wants to see me before the team heads out of town for a game.
00:49:32Oh, back-to-back day.
00:49:35Sounds serious.
00:49:37I know, I know.
00:49:39I'm glad I held out for what could be my dream man.
00:49:43And to think Mama was trying to set me up with Devin.
00:49:46Oh, well, Devin is kind of cute.
00:49:50Maybe.
00:49:51But I think I want to see where things go with Mike.
00:49:54Ooh, wait a minute.
00:49:55Did you just admit Devin is cute?
00:49:57Girl, quit.
00:50:00You are a mess.
00:50:02Well, anyway, I gotta go.
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:05I'll talk to you later.
00:50:07Bye.
00:50:12She is like a dream come true.
00:50:14I'm going all the way, baby.
00:50:16All the way.
00:50:17And she is hot.
00:50:19Hi, is there?
00:50:21I'm really happy for you, man.
00:50:23Oh, thanks.
00:50:24We're gonna meet next week.
00:50:26I met a chick on that, too.
00:50:28She even has all her teeth.
00:50:30Most of them, anyway.
00:50:31You should sit up too, Dev.
00:50:32Oh, no, it's not really my thing, man.
00:50:34Still got Leslie on the brain.
00:50:36Now, what makes you say that?
00:50:39Yeah, Leslie on the brain.
00:50:42Leslie on the brain.
00:50:44Leslie on the brain.
00:50:47Leslie on the brain.
00:50:49Leslie on the brain.
00:50:54Hey, Mr. Cam, what are you doing?
00:50:56Man of the moment.
00:50:56Come on, man.
00:50:57You know what?
00:51:00Forget about these old maladies, man.
00:51:01You can just call me plain old Bob.
00:51:05Bob, huh?
00:51:06Yeah, yeah.
00:51:06Okay.
00:51:07You know what?
00:51:07When I was in high school, I was a star quarterback.
00:51:10A star?
00:51:11Yeah, yeah.
00:51:12But, uh, you know, it was a, it was a fall day.
00:51:15No, no.
00:51:16Frat said it was a, it was an autumn day.
00:51:18A crisp autumn day.
00:51:20You know, that feeling you get when you're first in a simple beat.
00:51:24Right, right, right.
00:51:24One on the field.
00:51:26Don't talk to boys here off, Bob.
00:51:29Hi, Mike.
00:51:30I'm Helen.
00:51:32Can I get you something to drink?
00:51:33Some water, eggnog.
00:51:36It's old family recipes.
00:51:37You can see me swimming in.
00:51:38No thanks, ma'am.
00:51:40You sure?
00:51:41You ain't had no eggnog until you tried some of this here.
00:51:44Back in New Orleans, my grandfather, Daddy Woody.
00:51:48Everybody used to call him that on the college.
00:51:50Hey, now look who's talking to boys here.
00:51:52Oh, now.
00:51:56Wow.
00:51:57You look great.
00:52:01Um, I wish we could stay in chat, but Mike and I have done a reservation.
00:52:05Of course.
00:52:06I love you.
00:52:11Y'all don't have too much fun.
00:52:13I'm fine, but not too much.
00:52:14Daddy.
00:52:15It was nice to meet you both.
00:52:17Yeah.
00:52:18Yeah, nice to meet you, ma'am.
00:52:19Mm-hmm.
00:52:20All right, text Mary, have a lot.
00:52:22Daddy.
00:52:24Hey, you guys have some air, man.
00:52:25I just love watching the snow fall.
00:52:33Yeah, me too.
00:52:36My dad's crazy talking about don't stay out too late.
00:52:40What does he think?
00:52:41I am 16?
00:52:42Well, if I'm being honest, I can't blame him.
00:52:46I mean, if I had a daughter as fine as you, I'd be scared to let her out the house.
00:52:52You kidding, right?
00:52:53Okay, so if you had a son, would you be scared to let your son out of the house?
00:52:59No, it's different for boys.
00:53:01How?
00:53:02Well, you know, boys know how to handle themselves.
00:53:08You know?
00:53:10Mm-mm.
00:53:13You don't know?
00:53:14No.
00:53:18Okay.
00:53:18All right, so we're in the game and we're down by seven with two minutes to go in the
00:53:25fourth.
00:53:25Do you know how important that is?
00:53:27You know what I'm saying?
00:53:27I don't know.
00:53:27Out there on the field, I get this rush of adrenaline and I'm just rushing.
00:53:32I know exactly what you're talking about.
00:53:34The same thing happens to me every time I calculate accelerated depreciation.
00:53:39Accelerated what?
00:53:40It's related to an acid's holding period.
00:53:45Alex, you know what?
00:53:46Just go on.
00:53:47Yes.
00:53:49It's fine.
00:53:50Okay, well, anyway, picture this, right?
00:53:53All the fans are screaming in the stands.
00:53:55I mean, they're yelling my name, screaming after me.
00:53:58They want me to win the game.
00:53:59You know what I'm saying?
00:53:59I mean, twirling stuff around like, oh, wow.
00:54:01Like, Mike, Mike, Mike, you know, right?
00:54:04It's pure magic, right?
00:54:05So the coach calls me and he says, Mike.
00:54:07Can I get you guys anything?
00:54:08Oh, no, we're actually still working on there.
00:54:10Wait a second.
00:54:11Oh, my God.
00:54:13Are you Mike Avery?
00:54:16Oh, my God.
00:54:17If it's not too much trouble, can I find out?
00:54:19I thought it was you.
00:54:19If it's not too much trouble, can I just have an autograph?
00:54:22You can just make it up to Sarah.
00:54:24S-A-R-A-H.
00:54:26Oh, and a selfie.
00:54:27Quick, if we can just.
00:54:29Wow.
00:54:29Thank you so much.
00:54:32Oh, I love watching you play.
00:54:33Uh-oh.
00:54:33But I should probably go before I get fired.
00:54:36So I will be back to check on you guys ASAP.
00:54:39Okay.
00:54:40Oh, my gosh.
00:54:41Oh, my gosh.
00:54:42This is the best Christmas present ever.
00:54:44Okay, Merry Christmas.
00:54:45Merry Christmas.
00:54:48That was a lot.
00:54:50Well, what can I say?
00:54:52Yeah, anything for the fans.
00:54:55From the looks of it, she wants to be more than just a fan.
00:54:57Well, maybe.
00:55:00But you should know I'm not interested.
00:55:04Look, baby, I got all the eye candy I need right here.
00:55:11Look, you're beautiful, Leslie.
00:55:14But you'd be even sexy if you just lightened up a little.
00:55:19All right?
00:55:21Okay.
00:55:22Thanks.
00:55:22What's going on, man?
00:55:32How you doing?
00:55:34All right, so anyway, back to my story, what I was telling you.
00:55:37So the coach gives me the ball.
00:55:43Hey, sis.
00:55:45Just got back from my date with Mike.
00:55:47Call me back when you get a chance.
00:55:49Please leave a message for your favorite neighborhood mixologist.
00:56:08Hey, Devin.
00:56:10It's Leslie.
00:56:11Can you call me when you have a chance?
00:56:13Bye.
00:56:14Bye.
00:56:14Bye.
00:56:14Bye.
00:56:14Bye.
00:56:14Bye.
00:56:14Bye.
00:56:16Bye.
00:56:16Bye.
00:56:16Bye.
00:56:16Bye.
00:56:16Bye.
00:56:16Bye.
00:56:16Bye.
00:56:19Bye.
00:56:27Hey.
00:56:28Andy told me I could find you here.
00:56:31Hey.
00:56:33Need some RIT help?
00:56:34Uh, not exactly.
00:56:36I could really use a drink.
00:56:38A drink?
00:56:38Okay.
00:56:38Well, what'll it be?
00:56:40Surprise me.
00:56:41Surprise you.
00:56:43Okay.
00:56:44Uh, I bet you Santa's gonna bring you something nice this year.
00:56:48You know, it tastes really pretty.
00:56:52That's ridiculous, huh?
00:56:54Yeah, something like that.
00:56:58What is that?
00:56:59This is a little something called Spice Sugar Plum.
00:57:04Oh, never heard of that one.
00:57:06Yeah, it's, uh, cherry vodka, a splash of plum liqueur, some ginger ale, and, uh, top it off.
00:57:15Oh, fancy.
00:57:18Yeah, well, yeah.
00:57:21Wow.
00:57:23Yeah?
00:57:24Considered a prescription from your neighborhood mixologist.
00:57:28Mm-hmm.
00:57:29So, uh, what's going on in your room?
00:57:32Mm-hmm.
00:57:32Everything's good.
00:57:34I mean, well, almost too good to be true.
00:57:39I mean, I'm, I don't know, I'm just, am I making any sense?
00:57:44I feel like, well, what happened?
00:57:47Oh, I went on my second date with Mike tonight.
00:57:50Oh.
00:57:52So?
00:57:54Online, when we were chatting, he seemed so thoughtful and sensitive, and tonight he was different.
00:58:01Yeah, it happens sometimes.
00:58:04That's why I stay far away from the online dating thing.
00:58:09See, me, I like to meet a woman face-to-face.
00:58:12You think that's old-fashioned?
00:58:14Not at all.
00:58:16No, I, I should probably be doing the same thing.
00:58:19So you're gonna go out with him again, or?
00:58:21I'm not sure.
00:58:23You said he was what you wanted.
00:58:24Hey.
00:58:27Want to see what he wants?
00:58:28Don't go anywhere.
00:58:30Yeah, what's up, bud?
00:58:31I think this is about it for me, buddy.
00:58:33Okay, you can bet.
00:58:35Can I call you Uber, man?
00:58:36It's on its way.
00:58:38Okay, cool.
00:58:39Merry Christmas.
00:58:41Aw, thanks, man.
00:58:41Merry Christmas to you, too.
00:58:42Do you hear what I hear?
00:58:50Regular, huh?
00:58:52Yeah, he's a really good guy.
00:58:53You think I could get a shot added to this drink?
00:58:57Another shot?
00:58:58Yeah.
00:58:59Okay, how about something to eat first?
00:59:01I'm not really hungry, but...
00:59:02No, we got a special Christmas menu.
00:59:04Just one sec.
00:59:05Here, just check it out.
00:59:07All right, I'll take a look.
00:59:10All right, just need one sec.
00:59:23Here we go.
00:59:26Partridge in a pear sauce.
00:59:29It's not really partridge.
00:59:30It's chicken.
00:59:31But Chef LeWare hooked it up.
00:59:33It looks good.
00:59:34Yeah, dig in.
00:59:34I need it, though.
00:59:41Yeah?
00:59:42Lost my appetite after that whole eye candy thing.
00:59:46Huh?
00:59:47Oh, my gosh.
00:59:48Mike said I was just eye candy.
00:59:51Like, how could he be so superficial?
00:59:54Yeah, because you're not superficial at all.
00:59:56Mm-mm.
00:59:57Oh, no.
00:59:58Me?
00:59:58Would you even be into Mike if he was, like, selling chili dogs in the stands?
01:00:02It is not like that.
01:00:04Okay, all right.
01:00:05I just, I...
01:00:06Okay.
01:00:09When I first took the CPA exam, I failed.
01:00:12And a part of me, I wanted to quit and try something else.
01:00:16But then I told myself one more try.
01:00:19So after endless nights of staying up and drinking espresso, reading countless books, I passed.
01:00:25And I've been working hard ever since.
01:00:28Okay.
01:00:29I just want a man who is as passionate about what he does as I am.
01:00:33Is that too much to ask for?
01:00:35No.
01:00:35No, not at all.
01:00:36And for the record, I happen to be the most passionate mixologist around.
01:00:44I miss my calling for a bad circus act, right?
01:00:47Mm-hmm.
01:00:48Just wanted to put a smile on your face and make you laugh a little, I guess.
01:00:53You did.
01:00:55Good.
01:00:56Good.
01:00:57Oh, good.
01:00:58That was sweet.
01:01:00Well, uh, eat up and enjoy your drink.
01:01:03And just be right back.
01:01:10Hey, Leslie, if you want, I can, uh, give you a ride home.
01:01:14Just got to finish up a few things here.
01:01:15Thanks.
01:01:16Um, you know, I never asked you, are you heading home this weekend?
01:01:21No, I'll be spending Christmas with Ed and Andy.
01:01:26What about your family?
01:01:35What?
01:01:35Okay.
01:01:41I used to work for this startup tech company, got hired straight out of college, and the money
01:01:49was great.
01:01:50three years ago, I told my mom I couldn't make it home for Christmas.
01:01:54I bet.
01:01:55I never knew that about you.
01:01:56three years ago, I told my mom I couldn't make it home for Christmas.
01:02:07You're in the middle of this big launch at work, and-
01:02:11Wait, you worked during Christmas Day?
01:02:13The worst part is, my mom never told me she was sick.
01:02:20A few months later, the, uh, cancer spread.
01:02:27I'm so sorry, darling.
01:02:29After the funeral, I took some time to reflect on what really matters.
01:02:35I appreciate you opening up to me.
01:02:38To be honest, it's hard to hold back with you.
01:02:43I also appreciate that partridge in Sassy, she was sick.
01:02:49And Sassy Sugar Plum cocktail.
01:02:52It's Spice Sugar Plum, and it's chicken, girl.
01:02:56And it's my pleasure.
01:03:07He's really having an effect on you.
01:03:10Not anymore.
01:03:11Huh?
01:03:19Tell me.
01:03:20I want to know everything.
01:03:22Don't leave out a single detail.
01:03:25Uh, where do I even start?
01:03:28Come on.
01:03:29He picked you up and-
01:03:31Well, he came into the house, and Mama and Daddy actually gave him their stamp of approval.
01:03:37Daddy?
01:03:38Really?
01:03:39Mm.
01:03:40Yeah, I know.
01:03:41But-
01:03:42Wait, hold on one second.
01:03:47Can I call you back in the field?
01:03:48Oh, okay.
01:03:49Is it Mike?
01:03:52Hey.
01:03:54Hey, Leslie.
01:03:55Yeah, it's me.
01:03:56You know, I was wondering if, uh, you know, maybe we could-
01:03:59Oh, wait, hold on one sec.
01:04:04Can I call you back?
01:04:06Oh.
01:04:07Yeah, yeah.
01:04:11Hello?
01:04:12Hey, beautiful.
01:04:14Hi, I-
01:04:15Hey, uh, my plane just landed in Miami.
01:04:18Uh, but I'm taking a walk now to unwind.
01:04:21I couldn't wait to call you.
01:04:22I've been thinking a lot about-
01:04:23Mike.
01:04:24Uh, I know it might be way too early to even talk like this, but-
01:04:28There's something I want to ask you.
01:04:31Angie just got here with the kids!
01:04:33Okay, Mama, I'll be right there.
01:04:36Hey, can I call you back?
01:04:38Uh, sure, sure, yeah.
01:04:40Uh, Merry Christmas, gorgeous.
01:04:42Thanks, you too.
01:04:44Well, just so you know, you're not the first woman to call me gorgeous, but-
01:04:47I'll take it.
01:04:55Oh, Angie, these kids are cute as buttons.
01:05:01Damn, what are y'all feeding these little ones?
01:05:05Mm, too much.
01:05:08Look, hand them over.
01:05:10We did not come all this way just to stare at screens.
01:05:12Mom!
01:05:13Mom!
01:05:15Yeah, back in my day, we didn't have none of those fancy gadgets.
01:05:19And I bet Uncle Bob was bored, too.
01:05:22No, we played all kinds of games, like, uh, tag and, uh, red light green light.
01:05:29What's red light green light?
01:05:31You know what?
01:05:32I'm gonna take these kids downstairs and show them a ticket, too.
01:05:35Bob, watch your arthritis now.
01:05:39Will you stop being such a wary what?
01:05:41I love you.
01:05:43Uh, hey, cousin!
01:05:45Oh!
01:05:46It's so good to see you!
01:05:47Aw!
01:05:48Yeah, Leslie, come here.
01:05:50Aw, hey, kid!
01:05:51Hey!
01:05:52Hi, Leslie!
01:05:53bud
01:05:54All right, all right.
01:05:55Now, come on, now.
01:05:56We're gonna get downstairs and have some funky fun!
01:05:58Too-too-too-too-too-too-too!
01:05:59Hey, guys, don't forget to move the chairs for the big game!
01:06:02Too-too-too-too-too-too-too-too.
01:06:04Too-too-too-too-too-too-too-too-too-too-too-too-too-too.
01:06:07I think your father's about to bust his butt.
01:06:11I'm just glad them kids playing in the basement, okay?
01:06:21They spend way too much time on these devices.
01:06:23Oh, yeah.
01:06:25I want to go right back.
01:06:29Looks good.
01:06:29We can get some more guests in here.
01:06:32I want to go.
01:06:36I want to go.
01:06:39Oh, my goodness.
01:06:41Yes, look at you.
01:06:44Look at the mommy too big, girl.
01:06:46You are glowing.
01:06:48Oh, it's probably just gas.
01:06:49Okay, well, I'm going to grab these cones, and I'm going to get y'all some drinks, okay?
01:06:54But not you.
01:06:55I'm going to drink yours.
01:06:57Don't worry about it.
01:06:58Where's the babies?
01:06:59Up downstairs.
01:07:00Come on.
01:07:01Come on.
01:07:02Sit right here on Santa's lap.
01:07:03There we go.
01:07:05There we go.
01:07:06Y'all better be careful now.
01:07:09Yeah, I see.
01:07:10Get a room.
01:07:11Ah.
01:07:14I don't know how you do it, but your Creole catfish comes off perfect every single time.
01:07:23Daddy Willie taught me this recipe when I knee-high to a June book.
01:07:27We never had Christmas without it.
01:07:29Did you tell them about your new guy?
01:07:32He's not my new-
01:07:33He's being the football player for Mike A.
01:07:35I thought that was him.
01:07:37Look, girl, he is fine.
01:07:38How come y'all and see each other?
01:07:40I think things are heating up faster than fireworks on a New Orleans night.
01:07:45I don't really hear.
01:07:46I just don't hear.
01:07:47Things are not heating up.
01:07:59We need to get the babies in here to eat the dishes.
01:08:01Hey, man.
01:08:02Is it ready?
01:08:04Oh, good, good, good.
01:08:05Sure.
01:08:06See, I feel terrible.
01:08:12It's not your fault, honey.
01:08:14My daddy Willie used to always say, hard heads make soft behind.
01:08:20Hit me all right.
01:08:22Mommy, you like your head.
01:08:24Girl, give me some of that catfish over there.
01:08:26Okay.
01:08:27That'd make me feel better.
01:08:28Hand me a big piece.
01:08:29I see you crazy.
01:08:34Yeah, I love you.
01:08:37Mama, this helped me.
01:08:38Yeah, I'm in it.
01:08:39Oh, yeah.
01:08:44You know what I'm talking about.
01:08:46That was so much fun, I'm going to bother you.
01:08:50Oh, no.
01:08:56Oh, no.
01:08:57Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
01:08:58Can you get that?
01:08:59Oh, no.
01:09:00Oh, no.
01:09:01Oh, no.
01:09:04Let's see if I can't believe it's any games in here.
01:09:08Yeah.
01:09:10No, I know.
01:09:13No, no, no.
01:09:13Now tell me about your new man.
01:09:17Oh, he is not my...
01:09:19Wait, that sounds just like...
01:09:22Hey, new year.
01:09:24What are you kids doing with my phone?
01:09:28Get in here.
01:09:33What were you doing with my phone?
01:09:34You didn't mean to.
01:09:36Baby, let me see that, please.
01:09:37Now, you two should know better.
01:09:39Come on.
01:09:40Come on.
01:09:40Get in here.
01:09:42What's going on?
01:09:47Huh?
01:09:48Faith.
01:09:49Hmm?
01:09:50That app on your phone, that sounds just like Mike did the first time he called me.
01:09:55It does?
01:09:57That's strange.
01:09:58Faith.
01:10:01Faith.
01:10:01I was going to tell you.
01:10:07Eventually.
01:10:07Tell me what.
01:10:08Well, you said that you would go out with Mike Avery.
01:10:14Yeah.
01:10:15So I kind of sort of set up a fake online profile.
01:10:18Wait, why would you set up...
01:10:19And I know that it was wrong, but...
01:10:21Wait, but...
01:10:22I just wanted you to get back out there.
01:10:24I chatted with Mike online.
01:10:26I don't...
01:10:27That was me.
01:10:28I know, I was trying to stop, but things kind of got out of control.
01:10:31But how did you get the real Mike to ask me out on a date?
01:10:34It just so happened that, um, he was doing an online dating auction for his charity.
01:10:39Are you seri...
01:10:40A charity?
01:10:40Are you serious?
01:10:41You paid somebody to...
01:10:43No, no, no.
01:10:44Wait, wait, wait.
01:10:44I cannot believe my own sister...
01:10:46I'm going to go check on the catfish.
01:10:49Yeah.
01:10:49That.
01:10:50I didn't mean to go this far, but Mike, he really likes you.
01:10:53Faith, I don't want to hear it.
01:10:54I don't want to hear it.
01:10:54No, Leslie, hear me out.
01:10:56Wait, but I was just trying to get you guys Leslie.
01:10:58Hear me.
01:10:59Hang on.
01:10:59But hear me out.
01:11:01Leslie, I was only trying to make sure that you guys get Leslie.
01:11:03Leslie, Leslie!
01:11:06I didn't mean to get in this far.
01:11:08Here we go!
01:11:12Turn me out really quickly.
01:11:15Leave me alone, babe!
01:11:26No, it's okay, baby.
01:11:27Don't worry about it.
01:11:28I figured you were busy with your family on Christmas.
01:11:31If only you knew.
01:11:33Mike, we are...
01:11:36Hey.
01:11:40I've been thinking about us.
01:11:42Me too.
01:11:43Oh, yeah?
01:11:44This whole thing...
01:11:46Feels so right.
01:11:48Actually, I was going to say it feels kind of forced.
01:11:53Wait, is this coming from the same woman that just called me gorgeous a few minutes ago?
01:11:56Sorry, Mike.
01:11:58I just don't think we're right for each other.
01:12:01Whoa.
01:12:02Are you dumping me?
01:12:03I...
01:12:04Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
01:12:07This don't happen to Mike Avery.
01:12:09Listen, I'm going to hang up before you say another word, all right?
01:12:12Because Mike Avery don't get dumped.
01:12:14But let me tell you something, sweetheart.
01:12:16Mike Avery most certainly can dump you.
01:12:18I don't know who she thinks she is.
01:12:24There goes my season tickets.
01:12:29The last thing I want to hear right now is I told you so.
01:12:34Don't fix anything.
01:12:36Fix what?
01:12:37Fake, not now.
01:12:46I said it's me.
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:12:53Come here.
01:12:54You're welcome.
01:13:06Your sister told me.
01:13:09Ever since we were kids, she has always been in my business and I am sick of it.
01:13:16What your sister did was wrong on so many levels.
01:13:19but you know she only did it
01:13:22because she wants to see you happy
01:13:24I am happy mama
01:13:26I know one day
01:13:29we're all gonna have a big laugh
01:13:32over this whole thing with Mike
01:13:34you can't deny what you feel for that man
01:13:37the way I see it
01:13:38your sister helped you
01:13:41date the perfect man
01:13:42he's not perfect mama
01:13:44nobody is
01:13:47I dumped Mike
01:13:48actually
01:13:50Mike dumped me first
01:13:52why
01:13:53I think I made a big mistake
01:13:57oh
01:13:59oh baby
01:14:02I know
01:14:04I'm sorry
01:14:05I'm sorry that happened to you
01:14:10good morning man
01:14:14so how do I look
01:14:16like you always do
01:14:18it's her
01:14:23who
01:14:24my dream girl
01:14:25my queen
01:14:26my love
01:14:26my everything
01:14:27well
01:14:30Merry Christmas to you too
01:14:36bah humbug
01:14:38what's wrong with you
01:14:40I'm sorry
01:14:41let's just come on
01:14:42I'm expecting someone else
01:14:44hey
01:14:49oh hey
01:14:50what are you up to
01:14:53oh just
01:14:54oh you know what you were so right about Mike
01:14:57he was a complete fake
01:14:58so the guy
01:15:00so the guy you went out with
01:15:01wasn't really
01:15:01no that was
01:15:02the real Mike Avery
01:15:04but
01:15:04so
01:15:05but I'm confused
01:15:06it's like a crazy long story
01:15:08oh
01:15:08okay
01:15:09so what were you up to?
01:15:14uh
01:15:14all right
01:15:16well Andy talked me into signing up for that dating app
01:15:20oh
01:15:22I thought you weren't into that
01:15:23yeah well there was a girl I really liked
01:15:26but um
01:15:27but a what?
01:15:29I've known her for a long time
01:15:30I just never got the feeling she wanted to be more than friends
01:15:34so
01:15:34you know I just
01:15:35figured
01:15:36are you sure about that?
01:15:40thank you Santa!
01:15:42what is he so happy about?
01:15:46I got my fever
01:15:49hey sugar puns
01:15:52Merry Christmas
01:15:53my big old hunk of man
01:15:55hi
01:15:56hey
01:15:57you know
01:15:57I don't think I'm as emotionally ready as I thought I'd be
01:16:01oh sugar
01:16:03I'll wait as long as it takes for my teddy bear
01:16:06oh no I'm not your teddy bear
01:16:08sugar we've just been talking
01:16:10please don't call me that
01:16:10put a family
01:16:12in a memory of what Christmas means
01:16:15the father, the son, and the holy ghost
01:16:18amen
01:16:19amen
01:16:20amen
01:16:20oh boy
01:16:22you don't feel with the spirit
01:16:24I got my kids
01:16:25yes I do
01:16:26thank you
01:16:27where's Leslie?
01:16:30what?
01:16:31oh cheers
01:16:32cheers
01:16:32hey guys
01:16:35I guess it's ramen noodles for Christmas again
01:16:38oh no
01:16:39it's not like that
01:16:40oh we gotta do something about this
01:16:44y'all can't do this for Christmas
01:16:46welcome?
01:16:47no
01:16:48I love you
01:16:55I love you
01:16:56I love grace
01:16:57Merry Christmas everybody
01:16:59hey mommy
01:16:59hey
01:17:00hey
01:17:01hey
01:17:01hey
01:17:01here's Jenny
01:17:02hey
01:17:02hey
01:17:02hey
01:17:03hey
01:17:03hey
01:17:03Who wants catfish?
01:17:20All right, there we go to my daddy Willie.
01:17:30Merry Christmas.
01:17:31Hey, Leslie, you up here?
01:17:40Oh, hey.
01:17:41Hey.
01:17:42I've been meaning to ask you, what's going to happen with that online dating profile of
01:17:48yours?
01:17:49Oh, well, I'll answer that when you tell me what's going to happen with Mike Avery.
01:17:52I'm about to head out, but before I go, I just wanted to, uh, Merry Christmas, Leslie.
01:18:00Oh.
01:18:01Wow.
01:18:03I feel kind of bad because I didn't get you anything for Christmas.
01:18:06Oh, it's always next year, right?
01:18:08Well, go ahead, open it.
01:18:10Okay.
01:18:11Yeah, you can use it towards a nice vacation.
01:18:16Pairing?
01:18:17No, I mean Paris, Texas.
01:18:19Oh.
01:18:20Oh.
01:18:21Okay.
01:18:22Yeah, but it's good for a nice little, you know, getaway.
01:18:25Yeah.
01:18:26This is very sweet, Devin.
01:18:27Oh.
01:18:28Mm-hmm.
01:18:29Merry Christmas.
01:18:30Yeah.
01:18:31Merry Christmas.
01:18:32Merry Christmas.
01:18:33Yeah.
01:18:34Yeah.
01:18:35Merry Christmas.
01:18:40Merry Christmas.
01:18:58Oh, man. Merry Christmas.
01:19:06Yeah? It's me.
01:19:14I just wanted to let you know
01:19:20that I'm really, really sorry.
01:19:26I'm sorry.
01:19:28You're my baby sister.
01:19:35And I can never stay mad at you for too long,
01:19:38but you gotta promise me from now on,
01:19:41no more catfish. I'm serious.
01:19:44Okay?
01:19:45Yes.
01:19:46Except for Daddy Willie's recipe, okay?
01:19:51I'm so sorry. I love you.
01:19:52I love you, too.
01:19:54I'm so sorry.
01:19:59I still can't believe you did that.
01:20:02I know.
01:20:04I know.
01:20:05Mm-mm-mm.
01:20:12It's so beautiful.
01:20:20Oh, wait a minute.
01:20:22Wait a minute.
01:20:24You are glowing more than me.
01:20:29Come on.
01:20:29What's going on?
01:20:32Oh, spill the tea.
01:20:35Oh, baby.
01:20:36So how's that ice working for your ankle?
01:20:40There's nothing that a little Christmas sugar won't fix.
01:20:49I think your rough housing days with them kids
01:20:53is over for the crusher.
01:20:57Crusher.
01:20:58Your auntie can't get over how adorable you are, baby girl.
01:21:16You're so cute.
01:21:17You're just a little doll.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21She's a little shitty girl.
01:21:24I'd like to take this time.
01:21:26to propose a Christmas toast
01:21:30to the greatest gift of all.
01:21:36Cheers.
01:21:36Cheers.
01:21:37Merry Christmas.
01:21:39Merry Christmas.
01:21:40Merry Christmas.
01:21:41Merry Christmas.
01:21:45Was the manager of the doctor?
01:21:47Nothing.
01:21:48Nothing.
01:21:52Leslie.
01:21:52I love you.
01:21:57I love your family.
01:22:00And I want us to be together for always.
01:22:05Will you marry me?
01:22:07Yes.
01:22:08Yes.
01:22:09Yes.
01:22:09I love you.
01:22:10I love you.
01:22:19Now that's what I'm talking about.
01:22:21You are my Christmas, bitch.
01:22:29You know what I think?
01:22:30Yeah.
01:22:30Yeah.
01:22:35The joy that Christmas brings
01:22:38without a dollar
01:22:39The presents that fill the tree
01:22:42doesn't even matter
01:22:44Yeah
01:22:44As long as I got you
01:22:46Underneath the mistletoe
01:22:48My heart feels like I'm making
01:22:51Snow angels
01:22:53And the dancing lights
01:22:55Outside the homes
01:22:58Will you bring me Christmas cheer?
01:23:00And I love that you are here
01:23:02Soon to bring in new years
01:23:06I got my Christmas love
01:23:09Nobody but you
01:23:11I got my Christmas love
01:23:14Nobody but you
01:23:16I got my Christmas love
01:23:18Nobody but you
01:23:20I got my Christmas love
01:23:23Oh man, as we walk up
01:23:27And down the street
01:23:29The snow that fills the lawn
01:23:32Is glistening
01:23:33Yeah
01:23:34I see the lights decorated
01:23:36In the windows
01:23:38Reminds me of my happy ending
01:23:41Then it comes to know
01:23:43Holiday parties with you
01:23:45And how we glow
01:23:47Locks me into being good all year
01:23:50As long as Santa gets you near
01:23:52Soon to bring in new years
01:23:56I got my Christmas love
01:23:59Nobody but you
01:24:01I got my Christmas love
01:24:04Nobody but you
01:24:05I got my Christmas love
01:24:08Nobody but you
01:24:10I got my Christmas love
01:24:13It's the holidays
01:24:17I want to spend my days
01:24:17I want to spend it with you, baby
01:24:19I hope you know I love you, baby
01:24:22Make this shit count
01:24:23We still got some time
01:24:26I got my Christmas love
01:24:28Nobody but you
01:24:30I got my Christmas love
01:24:32Nobody but you
01:24:35I got my Christmas love
01:24:37I see you
01:24:38Nobody but you
01:24:39I got my Christmas love
01:24:42Nobody but you
01:24:44I got my Christmas love
01:24:46Nobody but you
01:24:48I got my Christmas love
01:24:51Nobody but you
01:24:53I got my Christmas love
01:24:55Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's, everybody.
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