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00:00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:00:30Oh, a bunch of lunch, ma'am.
00:00:32Oh, that looks so tasty.
00:00:33You're so welcome.
00:00:34Smells wonderful.
00:00:41Yeah, how about a pot of hot dog?
00:00:46Hope you brought back a powerful appetite with you.
00:00:48Can you believe the snow?
00:00:51If you boys keep working that hard,
00:00:53you're going to have this whole forest chopped.
00:00:55Yeah.
00:00:56Maybe we should slow down.
00:00:58Go half speed.
00:00:59What do you say, boss?
00:01:01You go half speed, I'll cut you half speed.
00:01:04All I'm saying is it takes some time
00:01:06for these big trees to grow back, don't it?
00:01:09Trees are trees.
00:01:11More people are building houses now, closer together.
00:01:14You look out your kitchen window,
00:01:15you can look in your neighbor's bedroom.
00:01:17You take it from me, young man.
00:01:19The future of this great country is home ownership.
00:01:22I want you guys to get some rest tonight,
00:01:24because tomorrow we're going to cut 20 acres of God's green timber.
00:01:28When's this thing going to be done, Elmer?
00:01:30Chow's ready, boss.
00:01:31Meat's practically falling off the bone.
00:01:35Ain't bad, Elmer.
00:01:35It ain't too bad.
00:01:37Much obliged, boss.
00:01:38Save me some, I'll be back.
00:01:40You, uh, got another log jam to take care of, boss?
00:01:54It's the third time today for him.
00:01:56Well, for a great big bear of a man,
00:01:58boss sure has the itty-bitty bowels of a squirrel.
00:02:01Bring the dinner bell, kid.
00:02:03Della Minton, come on over if Chow's ready.
00:02:15Smell good, y'all.
00:02:17All right.
00:02:18...
00:02:22series of
00:02:36bones.
00:02:38We begin!
00:02:39I don't know.
00:03:09Oh, my God.
00:03:39Oh, my God.
00:04:09Oh, my God.
00:04:39Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:39Oh, my God.
00:05:47These monkeys are going to get themselves hurt.
00:05:49Oh, my God.
00:05:57Oh, my God.
00:05:59Oh, my God.
00:06:00Oh, my God.
00:06:01Oh, my God.
00:06:03Oh, my God.
00:06:05Oh, my God.
00:06:06Oh, my God.
00:06:07Oh, my God.
00:06:08Oh, my God.
00:06:11Oh, my God.
00:06:13Oh, my God.
00:06:15Huh. Okay.
00:06:21Here they come now.
00:06:43See who we got here.
00:06:45DOC number 68290.
00:06:49Martin Williams.
00:06:51Felony robbery.
00:06:53Is this really necessary?
00:06:55Move it along, Chicken Little.
00:06:59DOC number 90211.
00:07:03Trish Gage. Three counts of assault on a police officer.
00:07:11Fall in, Prairie Dog.
00:07:13DoC number 20068.
00:07:17Zachary Moore, drug trafficking.
00:07:21You can call me, Zach.
00:07:23I'll be keeping a real special eye on you.
00:07:25Move along, wasted space.
00:07:29DOC number 18750.
00:07:31Rosa Villa.
00:07:33Well, attempt of court.
00:07:34Couldn't have guessed.
00:07:35Fall in there, Thornbush.
00:07:37DoC number 18750, Rosa Villa.
00:07:39Well, attempt of court.
00:07:41Couldn't have guessed.
00:07:42Fall in there, Thornbush.
00:07:43All right, Ray Tanner.
00:07:45Dropping off my daughter.
00:07:49DOC number 17901.
00:07:59Claire Tanner.
00:08:01Drunk driving, bodily injury.
00:08:03You are late.
00:08:04If you are trying to get on my good side, you have failed.
00:08:05Now get in line, happy hour.
00:08:09Hey, is that thing necessary?
00:08:11Well, you never know who you might run into in the deep, dark woods.
00:08:15Toe the line.
00:08:27That means toe the line.
00:08:33That means toe the line.
00:08:35That means toe the line.
00:08:36Don't you care?
00:08:37Choose in line if you have to stay here.
00:08:41Go to the ground.
00:08:42Come on, let's go.
00:08:43Get the exact same.
00:08:44That means toes on the line.
00:08:49Yes, this will include you, wasted space.
00:08:51Toe the line.
00:08:58Now, you all have had the good fortune
00:09:00to be a part of the state's first offender program.
00:09:05What I like to refer to as the get-out-of-jail-free card.
00:09:10There's only one problem, kiddies.
00:09:13I'm the one holding all the cards.
00:09:14And I am Sergeant A. Hoke.
00:09:19And as of right now,
00:09:20you are all my stumps.
00:09:23All right, stumps!
00:09:26All aboard, Sergeant Hoke's happy short bus.
00:09:32Get on board, double time, double time!
00:09:35Or you will be left behind and I will fail you!
00:09:37Move! Move! Move!
00:09:40Do you require assistance, madam?
00:09:43She'll be okay.
00:09:44That's not what I'm saying.
00:09:45Let's do this.
00:09:46All right, wait.
00:09:47Let's go.
00:09:48I don't see who is!
00:09:49Let's go.
00:09:56Come on!
00:10:02Get down!
00:10:02Get down!
00:10:03Get down!
00:10:03Get down!
00:10:05Get down!
00:10:05Get down!
00:10:06Get down!
00:10:06Get down!
00:10:09Get down!
00:10:10Get down!
00:10:11Get down!
00:10:11Get down!
00:10:12Get down!
00:10:13You're a cube rat. Never spent any time in the field.
00:10:23Not exactly. I have an office. Nice refurbished couch. A great one. Tea tray.
00:10:30Have you ever spent any time outdoors?
00:10:34I spend more time indoors. Got my master's in social work with a focus on criminal justice.
00:10:40I don't remember asking for your resume.
00:10:48Miss Kay, why are you here?
00:10:51There's plenty of punishment built into the system. I'm here to reform. To help.
00:10:58Well, shit, Sam. Me too. Me too.
00:11:02Felony robbery. Chicken little. You don't look the type.
00:11:12Wait a minute. I know you. Internet hacker. Stole like 12 mil from the government.
00:11:18It was only 11.5. The IRS likes to round shit up.
00:11:23What's it like to spend all that money?
00:11:24Yeah. What did you buy?
00:11:27I never had a chance to roll around in it. Just numbers on the screen.
00:11:34You? Miss Badass?
00:11:38What?
00:11:39Assault a cop. Three times. I dig it.
00:11:43That's bullshit. I only punched him once.
00:11:47What about you, CB? You doing all right back there?
00:11:52Need a drink?
00:11:55Nice.
00:11:57Stump, remain seated while the vehicle is in motion. This is not a pleasure cruise.
00:12:06Stumps?
00:12:07Stupid teenagers under my protection.
00:12:10Technically, they're not all teenagers.
00:12:11I'd appreciate it. And I'm sure the other passengers would, too, if you didn't smoke.
00:12:26I'm not sure I'd approve of your style.
00:12:29Well, then. This is going to get interesting.
00:12:32I'm not sure I'll...
00:12:48I'm not sure.
00:12:49No.
00:12:50No.
00:12:50No.
00:12:50No.
00:12:53No.
00:12:54No.
00:12:54No.
00:12:55No.
00:13:00No.
00:13:00Oh, my God.
00:13:30Oh, my God.
00:14:00Welcome to my room.
00:14:03This is going to be interesting.
00:14:07Stunt, get off the bus.
00:14:08This is where we're staying.
00:14:23This place is a pile.
00:14:25Stunt, tow the line.
00:14:36You're all here because you have made choices that most people would describe as piss,
00:15:03poor.
00:15:08The courts have given you this one last chance to get your shit together,
00:15:14or your shit will get pushed in in prison.
00:15:18Today, you are all stumps, but when I am through with you, you will have grown into trees
00:15:31and productive members of society.
00:15:38Miss Kay?
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:46We're going to have a great week.
00:15:48There will be physical challenges led by Sergeant Hoke, and I'll be continuing our counseling
00:15:53sessions here.
00:15:54By the end of the week, we hope this experience inspires you to make changes in your life
00:16:00and better choices.
00:16:02I choose to go somewhere else.
00:16:05Yeah, I don't want to stay in that dump for a week.
00:16:09Shut it!
00:16:10Stumps, don't stay in the cabin.
00:16:12Stumps, stay outside.
00:16:14Stumps, set up the tents by the campfire circle.
00:16:17Move out!
00:16:32Hold off.
00:16:37I'm not sharing the tent with you.
00:16:39Oh, I know.
00:16:40I'll be sleeping in the cabin.
00:16:42What?
00:16:43I'm not here to share anything.
00:16:45Least of all hardships.
00:16:46I may not have a fancy degree, but...
00:16:49SGT, it's got its privileges.
00:17:10I'll be right back.
00:17:13It looks amazing.
00:17:15I can't find a magic degree.
00:17:17I can't speak in the cabin.
00:17:26I say it's good.
00:17:28You're right.
00:17:28I'm not sharing a Diespruny or provincial attorney.
00:17:31I say it not.
00:17:33Please try to be flexible.
00:17:34Secretacks are you getting used too easily without aяниth?
00:17:36I don't know.
00:18:06I don't know.
00:18:36When I get out of here, I'm going to get her back.
00:18:39Hey, I cut a deal to get out the bigger fish.
00:18:41You got busted for talking.
00:18:42Talking is what saved my ass.
00:18:45Figures.
00:18:46A hut ride like you.
00:18:48Selling drugs.
00:18:49Hey, I had friends.
00:18:51And they needed things.
00:18:53Just so happens what they needed wasn't legal.
00:18:55What would you do differently if you could go back in time?
00:18:58Probably invest in Google.
00:19:05Trish, you're up.
00:19:10There was this bar fight.
00:19:13A cop showed up.
00:19:14One of them asked me what happened.
00:19:17And the officer behind him wouldn't stop staring at my ass.
00:19:21So I popped him.
00:19:26Excuse me, ma'am, but you do have a nice ass.
00:19:31CB, it's your turn?
00:19:33I was coming back from the party.
00:19:36I was a little buzzed.
00:19:37The car in front of me ran this red light.
00:19:42I couldn't stop in time, and I hit him.
00:19:45The driver got thrown from the car.
00:19:47You weren't hurt at all?
00:19:49Just a little cut on my knee.
00:19:51The other driver wasn't hurt either,
00:19:53but he reeked of booze.
00:19:57He was drunk, too?
00:19:59It was his third offense for drunk driving.
00:20:02Oh.
00:20:02He hit three cars in town before he ran that light.
00:20:05You stop that guy from killing someone?
00:20:10You deserve a medal rather than being here.
00:20:13That's right.
00:20:15The system is messed up.
00:20:17It's not fair.
00:20:18Well, two DUIs don't make a right.
00:20:22She did break the law.
00:20:23Screw that.
00:20:25I would have hired a lawyer.
00:20:26Sued him for a million.
00:20:28A million?
00:20:29How about I got 12 million?
00:20:30My lawyer said it was better to just plead guilty
00:20:33than to fight it.
00:20:34And you thought that was unfair?
00:20:37He ran the light.
00:20:38I was just a little buzzed.
00:20:40Nobody could have stopped in time.
00:20:43I shouldn't be here.
00:20:45No one thinks they should be here.
00:20:46Hey, I'm glad you're all here.
00:20:49We all have things we keep inside.
00:20:52Stuff we don't want to share.
00:20:54By the time we're finished,
00:20:56I'm hoping we've all grown into something bigger than ourselves.
00:20:59Trees grow tall,
00:21:01and then the trees fall.
00:21:04What the hell?
00:21:05But the river,
00:21:05the river only goes one way.
00:21:09Sir, this is a private meeting.
00:21:11Hey.
00:21:11I'd appreciate it if you'd move on.
00:21:13Is he part of the program?
00:21:14Somebody grabbed the camera.
00:21:16I think we just found Bigfoot.
00:21:18God damn it, Stumps.
00:21:20What in the name of Sweet Lorraine is going on out here?
00:21:23Oh, hello, Meeks.
00:21:24I thought I smelled you.
00:21:28Fire's a fire.
00:21:29I'll just keep it warm.
00:21:30That's all.
00:21:32So you got my invitation to the party.
00:21:34Oh, you know, that's funny.
00:21:36Because I didn't send you one.
00:21:37I want you to clear out of here
00:21:39and stop interrupting my angry sleep.
00:21:41I've got this campground for the next six days,
00:21:43and that means six days,
00:21:45I don't see you,
00:21:46I don't hear you,
00:21:46I sure as hell don't want to smell you.
00:21:48Savvy?
00:21:49Yeah.
00:21:51Well, now,
00:21:52we all got things
00:21:55we want to hide,
00:21:57and we all just want to be wanted.
00:22:01Oh, and while you're sleeping tonight,
00:22:04all nice and cozy,
00:22:05look out for them little critters,
00:22:07because you like to find a nice little warm spot
00:22:10to crawl up into, you know.
00:22:12Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:19Holy shit.
00:22:21He just met some of the local wildlife.
00:22:24His name's Meeks.
00:22:25Lives up here on the mountain.
00:22:26Pretty sure he's homeless.
00:22:27Pretty sure?
00:22:28All right, everybody, let's get back to the session.
00:22:31No, no, no. Session's over.
00:22:33These Stumps need to get some shut-eye.
00:22:350500 comes awfully early in the morning.
00:22:38Five o'clock? Is he crazy?
00:22:40Move out, Stumps. Let's go.
00:22:43Hit the hay.
00:22:45Five o'clock?
00:22:47I don't even think my clock has a five o'clock.
00:22:50We'll continue this later.
00:22:53Good night, sister.
00:22:55Good morning, ladies. Stop dreaming. Time to wake up to the nightmare.
00:23:01Good morning, gentlemen. Drop your cocks and grab your socks.
00:23:05We're going on a hike!
00:23:08Another beautiful day in paradise, Chicken Roll.
00:23:11I hope you enjoyed your accommodations last evening.
00:23:14Compared to today, it's gonna feel like a five-star resort.
00:23:17Today, we are going on a hike.
00:23:20We're going off-road, and we're going to blaze our own trail.
00:23:24Wow, this is nice in here.
00:23:33Fire. Mini fridge.
00:23:38Reading material.
00:23:41A guide to Eastern philosophies and religion.
00:23:45I'm shocked. You read.
00:23:47Just the next book, I throw on the fire.
00:23:54Can you do me a favor and leave that behind?
00:23:56You're intimidating enough without it.
00:23:59You happy?
00:24:08Yeah.
00:24:09We're good for you.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:11Well, I hope you can keep up.
00:24:25March. Move down. Move!
00:24:29Left!
00:24:30Lift!
00:24:31Left!
00:24:32Right!
00:24:33Left!
00:24:34Left!
00:24:35Left!
00:24:36Left!
00:24:37Left!
00:24:38Left!
00:24:39Tell me, happy hour, when you had to walk the line, was it left, right, left?
00:24:43Your field sobriety test, do you remember? Or were you two blacked out?
00:24:49And you, you like to fight, huh? When I'm done with you, you'll be able to take on the whole battalion.
00:24:53I'm sure that'll make your daddy proud.
00:24:57Left, right, left. Left, right, left. Do you have two left feet, son?
00:25:02Left, right, left. Wasted space.
00:25:05You'll make a hell of a ballroom dancer.
00:25:09Chicken Little, I'm sorry, there's no internet out here. You cannot Google left, right, left.
00:25:15Very good, Thornbridge. I like your intensity. Your attitude may actually work for you out here.
00:25:21You're gonna repeat after me.
00:25:25I look ahead, who do I see?
00:25:28I look ahead, who do I see?
00:25:30Louder!
00:25:32I look ahead, who do I see?
00:25:34I look ahead, who do I see?
00:25:36It's Sergeant Oak at SOB!
00:25:38It's Sergeant Oak at SOB!
00:25:40There you're gettin' it!
00:25:41I look ahead, who do I see?
00:25:43I look ahead, who do I see?
00:25:45Sergeant Oak at SOB!
00:25:47Sergeant Oak at SOB!
00:25:49Well, life of crime is not for me!
00:25:51Well, life of crime is not for me!
00:25:53I'll contribute to society!
00:25:55I'll contribute to society!
00:25:57I look ahead, who do I see?
00:26:02Move, move, up that hill!
00:26:04Go!
00:26:05Move, go, go, go, go!
00:26:08Keep up, people, or I will leave you on this mountain!
00:26:17Move, move, move! Up that hill!
00:26:19Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!
00:26:21Navigate through those stumps!
00:26:23These stumps represent you!
00:26:24This is what you are!
00:26:25You are stumps!
00:26:26You want to go into those mighty trees!
00:26:28That's what you want to be!
00:26:30Look!
00:26:31Look!
00:26:35Oh-oh-oh!
00:26:38Ooh-ooh-ooh!
00:26:40Achoo!
00:26:40Come on her legs!
00:26:41Ha-ha-ha!
00:26:42Ha-ha-ha!
00:26:44Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:26:51Heh?
00:26:53Ha!
00:26:55Ha-ha-ha-ha...
00:26:58Ha-ha-ha!
00:27:00Yee-hyee, yee-hyee.
00:27:04Yee-hyee.
00:27:20All right, scum. Get across that river.
00:27:23This is where we'll picnic for lunch.
00:27:26Boom, boom, boom!
00:27:30Please join me for a meal prepared by the great state of Minnesota,
00:27:35the correctional department, and my own two loving hands.
00:27:54Not doing too bad.
00:27:56For a cue breath.
00:27:58Right.
00:27:59You wouldn't really leave me behind, would you?
00:28:02Oh, absolutely.
00:28:12I'll kill for a burger and fries right now.
00:28:15How about just a shake?
00:28:17Yo, this dude's crazy.
00:28:19I can't do this all week. I'm out of here.
00:28:22I don't know, man.
00:28:23You wanna be work to death?
00:28:25I don't wanna work at all.
00:28:27Who's with me?
00:28:28Cut me in.
00:28:32Where are you gonna go?
00:28:33Where are you gonna go?
00:28:34Like you could find your way back?
00:28:36We came up here, we can get back down.
00:28:39No one likes this shit, but he beats jail time.
00:28:42Screw you guys.
00:28:45We'll find a way out in here.
00:28:47This guy's gonna get us all in trouble.
00:29:00I know that guy's a hard ass, but look.
00:29:17If we stick together, we can get through this thing.
00:29:32What's that?
00:29:33That's it.
00:29:34What the?
00:29:35Yo, what is this?
00:29:39Check it out!
00:29:41What is it?
00:29:50What the?
00:29:51Yo, what is this?
00:29:56Check it out!
00:30:00What is it?
00:30:05I don't even know.
00:30:09Dude, what are you doing?
00:30:16Fuckin' it.
00:30:19I'm taking the souvenir.
00:30:24Come on, man.
00:30:25We need to get back before Sergeant Hokey Pokey comes looking for us.
00:30:29Come on.
00:30:39Hey, check out what we found.
00:30:51Where did you get that?
00:30:53Big deal.
00:30:54It's a cow horn.
00:30:55Uh, excuse me?
00:30:56Cows don't have horns.
00:30:58Just leave it.
00:30:59What?
00:31:00I'm gonna make a bong out of this thing.
00:31:02I gotta get something out of this shitty program.
00:31:04Hell yeah.
00:31:05That was a living creature.
00:31:06You shouldn't smoke out of it.
00:31:08What?
00:31:09It's just some old dead cow.
00:31:10You mean bald.
00:31:11I know, smart ass.
00:31:14What's going on here?
00:31:16What is that?
00:31:17What, you think this is a scavenger hunt?
00:31:19It's not.
00:31:20I know you, boy.
00:31:22All strut and no gut.
00:31:25Well, it looks like some of you didn't enjoy your lunch.
00:31:28Isn't that a pity?
00:31:29Do me a favor.
00:31:30Clean up after yourselves.
00:31:31Now, we are moving out.
00:31:33Move out!
00:31:35Open your ears!
00:31:36Moving!
00:31:37Woo!
00:31:38Get all your things.
00:31:39Remember, leave only footprints.
00:31:40Sacks.
00:31:41Get your sandwich, please.
00:31:42Come and wait, please.
00:31:44Come and wait.
00:31:45Leave.
00:31:46Please.
00:31:47Please.
00:31:48I don't know.
00:32:18What happened, Sheriff?
00:32:21Ronnie, how you doing?
00:32:22Fine.
00:32:24Bud, you get the game on that thing?
00:32:29Nah, nothing exciting happens in this small town.
00:32:34What can I pour you, Sheriff?
00:32:36A little early, Bud.
00:32:37Early?
00:32:39That never stopped me.
00:32:41Dad!
00:32:43He's on duty.
00:32:45I'm just trying to make the place a little profit.
00:32:49I wish you would have tried that before you'd sold me this place.
00:32:52Oh, shit.
00:32:54Say, Mel, didn't you have a cousin that went to that first offenders program up there to Cutters Peak?
00:32:59I was a niece, yeah.
00:33:01It's a pretty good program.
00:33:02It really helped her.
00:33:04He just dropped CB off up there today.
00:33:08There's this female counselor up there.
00:33:10She seemed all right.
00:33:10But what do you know about this instructor, this, uh, Sergeant Hokey guy?
00:33:14Abner Hoke?
00:33:16That guy's crazy.
00:33:17He ought to be in jail.
00:33:19He killed a kid up there last year.
00:33:21Killed a kid?
00:33:22Are you serious?
00:33:23Yep.
00:33:24He worked them to death.
00:33:25Hey, Dad.
00:33:26Dad, can you go wait on the other customers?
00:33:29They already got fresh drinks.
00:33:32No, I mean the paying customers over there.
00:33:40Hello?
00:33:42I'm going.
00:33:43I'm headed that way.
00:33:46Relax.
00:33:47Just relax.
00:33:49Is that really what happened?
00:33:52No.
00:33:53Look, that kid got heat stroke, but, you know, he had a heart condition that no one knew about, and he's okay now.
00:34:00I'm sure CB will be fine.
00:34:02Yeah.
00:34:04Maybe you're right.
00:34:05Just being a little overprotective, I guess.
00:34:08Just a little bit.
00:34:11Thanks, Mel.
00:34:12I'll see you around.
00:34:14Hey, Ray.
00:34:17Why don't you just stop by after work and have a drink?
00:34:19I'm the house.
00:34:23Well, there's no way to turn a profit.
00:34:26Oh.
00:34:44If you can't keep up, I'll leave you behind.
00:34:46Move out, Captain.
00:34:50Hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook.
00:34:53What?
00:34:56Well, come on.
00:34:58No.
00:34:58How?
00:35:01I don't care.
00:35:04Look.
00:35:04I don't care.
00:35:05I don't care.
00:35:10I don't care.
00:35:12Oh.
00:35:12Yeah.
00:35:13Oh, my God.
00:35:13Interesting.
00:35:14Oh, my God.
00:35:15No, no.
00:35:16I don't care.
00:35:18I don't care.
00:35:18I don't care.
00:35:19I don't care.
00:35:19Is that a mountain lion?
00:35:46I don't think so.
00:35:48Mountain lions are not on my list today. Move out!
00:36:18Hey! Chicken little, give me that. That's mine.
00:36:25Ha, ha, ha.
00:36:27All right, Stuntz, we can saw a peddle from here. It's approximately three miles back to the cabin.
00:36:32It'll take 43 minutes and 28 seconds.
00:36:39It'll take 43 minutes and 28 seconds.
00:36:46Thank you for that very important piece of info.
00:36:49And Sunset will be in T-minus 42 minutes and 100 Tana hours.
00:36:56Hey, I got one.
00:37:03Hey, I got one.
00:37:10Hey, I got one.
00:37:17Hey, I got one.
00:37:18Hey, I got one.
00:37:19Hey, I got one.
00:37:24Hey, I got one.
00:37:25Hey, I got one.
00:37:26Hey, I got one.
00:37:27Hey, I got one.
00:37:28Hey, I got one.
00:37:29Hey, I got one.
00:37:30Hey, I got one.
00:37:31Hey, I got one.
00:37:32Hey, I got one.
00:37:33Hey, I got one.
00:37:34Hey, I got one.
00:37:35Hey, I got one.
00:37:36Hey, I got one.
00:37:37Hey, I got one.
00:37:38Hey, I got one.
00:37:39Hey, I got one.
00:37:40Hey, I got one.
00:37:41Hey, I got one.
00:37:42Hey, I got one.
00:37:43Hey, I got one.
00:37:44Hey, I got one.
00:37:45Hey, I got one.
00:37:46Hey, I got one.
00:37:47Hey, I got one.
00:37:48Hey, I got one.
00:37:49Hey, I got one.
00:37:50What?
00:38:00Run!
00:38:11Shit!
00:38:14Run! Run! Move out! Run!
00:38:18Move out! Move out!
00:38:44Come on!
00:38:47Run!
00:38:49Run!
00:38:55Run!
00:38:57Run!
00:39:00Run!
00:39:03Run!
00:39:06Run!
00:39:09Run!
00:39:10Run!
00:39:11Run!
00:39:12Run!
00:39:13Run!
00:39:14Run!
00:39:16Run!
00:39:18Run!
00:39:20Run!
00:39:22Quick down! Back to the cabin!
00:39:24Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move!
00:39:25Come on!
00:39:26Come on!
00:39:27Come on!
00:39:28Come on!
00:39:29Come on! Hurry up! Let's go!
00:39:30Let's go!
00:39:42Down the mountain! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move!
00:39:46Come on, come on, ladies. Don't stop now. We're almost home. We're almost home. Let's go.
00:39:50Run!
00:39:55Go! Go!
00:40:01Oh!
00:40:02Oh!
00:40:05Oh.
00:40:09Oh!
00:40:11Mark!
00:40:14Get back in the cabin!
00:40:18No!
00:40:22No!
00:40:34Hey!
00:40:36Hey!
00:40:38Yeah, you!
00:40:40When I get up, I swear to God, don't shove that axe handle so far up your ass!
00:40:44You're gonna shit splinter, don't rock us!
00:40:49What the hell was that thing?
00:40:52Come on, Rosa. Come on. Come on. I know you heard, but we gotta keep moving. Come on.
00:41:01This way. This way. Go.
00:41:10Which way do we go? We're Sergeant Hulk!
00:41:12Look out!
00:41:14Shit!
00:41:14Stop!
00:41:15Stop!
00:41:29Look out!
00:41:29Look out!
00:41:32Come on! Get him!
00:41:33You're still out there! Come on!
00:41:34Come on!
00:41:34Come on!
00:41:41What was that thing?
00:41:42It's the demonio!
00:41:44It's the devil!
00:41:45Come on!
00:41:58Where's Hulk?
00:42:01What happened to Hulk?
00:42:02That thing got him. He's dead!
00:42:05Well, that's just great! That's just great! That's just great! What are we gonna do now?
00:42:08We gotta get out of here!
00:42:10Everybody, calm down!
00:42:12We'll get through this.
00:42:14Okay, lady. What's the plan?
00:42:19The van.
00:42:21We should get the van!
00:42:23Good idea.
00:42:24Sergeant Hulk has the keys.
00:42:26It's just perfect.
00:42:27We can't stay here! This is not gonna protect us!
00:42:30Jack! Get it together!
00:42:32Who put you in charge? This isn't a therapy session.
00:42:37I cannot worry.
00:42:39Are you sure?
00:42:41Yes.
00:42:42Okay.
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:45Stevie, find some weapons.
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:52Okay.
00:42:58Go.
00:43:00Oh, shit.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:30Come on, come on.
00:43:55Come on, come on.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:25I don't see him. Can you see him?
00:44:26Come on.
00:44:42Hurry!
00:44:44Hurry!
00:44:48It's not working.
00:44:52Come on.
00:44:53Let's go.
00:44:53I just need more time.
00:44:54I just need more time.
00:44:56Almost had it.
00:45:01We're coming back.
00:45:11What happened?
00:45:12I can do it.
00:45:13I...
00:45:14I just need more time.
00:45:15I can do it.
00:45:20Oh, shit.
00:45:38We're screwed.
00:45:39That was our only way out.
00:45:40What are we gonna do now?
00:45:41No.
00:45:45I gotta get out of here.
00:45:46It's gonna come back.
00:45:47It's gonna come back.
00:45:48Come back!
00:45:49I was gonna get out.
00:46:03You're right.
00:46:08I've got to go.
00:46:12I've got to go.
00:46:14Oh, my God.
00:46:44Oh, my God.
00:47:14Oh, my God.
00:48:09Oh, my God.
00:48:23Door!
00:48:24Door!
00:48:25Open the door!
00:48:28It's me.
00:48:28Come here!
00:48:29Crazy old guy?
00:48:30If he's here, then maybe the devil is gone.
00:48:32Get a man. There's a maniac out there
00:48:47What the hell did you do we didn't do anything
00:48:52I'm gonna taste
00:48:55You young it's been messing with something. Yeah, not now this you brought this on yourself now
00:49:01I'll warn you now. What the hell did you do?
00:49:05He's mad as hell. I ain't never seen him so round up
00:49:10Wait a second
00:49:15We found this
00:49:20This is bad now this is very very very bad
00:49:31So tell us what we're up against
00:49:52Tell us what we're up against
00:50:01Well
00:50:05I guess you heard all that nonsense about him
00:50:11Dragging his axe and making the Grand Canyon
00:50:14And uh, his footprints making the Great Lakes
00:50:23Paul Bunyan
00:50:25You're telling us that's Paul Bunyan out there
00:50:29Back in the
00:50:32Late 1800s
00:50:33Late 1800s
00:50:36There was a gentleman by the name of
00:50:39Captain
00:50:41Larch
00:50:42Bunyan
00:50:44Now he was a
00:50:46Lumber Baron in these parts
00:50:49He married this woman to Helga
00:50:52She's new in town
00:50:53And ain't nobody knew from where
00:50:55And ain't nobody knew from where
00:50:57Boy, Helga
00:50:59She was right with the child
00:51:01Well, she gave birth to this big, giant, bodacious baby
00:51:07The doctor said, well, this child has a rare disease or a rare blessing depending on how you look at him
00:51:11Now he's gonna be at least twice as big as a normal man and gonna live three times as long
00:51:29But
00:51:31He's always gonna have the mind of a child
00:51:36Of a child
00:51:41Well
00:51:43By the time he was five years old, he was six foot tall, still growing
00:51:48Now young Bunyan
00:51:50Was working the lumber yards here in this area
00:51:52He was, he was bringing down them big old oak trees
00:51:55With just three whacks and an axe
00:51:59Of course, all the competition and everything with the lumberjacks
00:52:04You know, he won it all at the festivals and the fairs and whatnot
00:52:09You know, hands down
00:52:11Well
00:52:13You see, them lumberjacks had cut down so many trees
00:52:17That the hood was getting scarce
00:52:19The animals were running off to the high country
00:52:21Now, at this particular camp, this former Bill and his men were out hunting for a meal
00:52:27Well, snow come early that year and death was in the air
00:52:33Now, now the men were following the tracks of this wounded animal through the snow
00:52:38And that's when they came upon Bunyan's beloved friend
00:52:42Babe, the blue ox
00:52:44Now, Babe had wandered off and stepped himself in a big bear trout
00:52:48He was maim and he was weak
00:52:50And he couldn't find his way home
00:52:52But the loggers, they found him
00:52:55There he is
00:52:57Up behind that bush
00:53:00What's he doing way up here?
00:53:04He's lost
00:53:05No
00:53:08He's dinner
00:53:09No
00:53:10He's dinner
00:53:20Oh shit!
00:53:25Back off, I got him
00:53:35Oh shit!
00:53:38it's good!
00:53:42Poor Bill shot Babe right between the eyes
00:53:45Kill them and deader than a dinosaur
00:53:47Now we'll fire up the grill, we're eating big tonight buddy
00:53:50Right boss
00:53:56Bunyan, he went out looking for Babe, and he found him
00:54:01And of course, it is too late
00:54:03late. The loggers had roasted up babe's carcass and they were feasting on him like it was
00:54:14like it was a Christmas dinner. So when Dunyon saw what he did to his best friend. Yeah, the only friend he ever had in the whole world where he just went berserk. He just got that axe and just splashed him.
00:54:43Every day I'm one of them lumberjacks.
00:54:45He killed ten and he killed forty.
00:54:47He killed ten and he killed forty.
00:54:59Kill 40, whack!
00:55:01Whack! Whack!
00:55:03Whack! Whack!
00:55:11Whack!
00:55:13Whack!
00:55:14Why, he just made him kindle it!
00:55:22For him a deal, oh, he got the work ethic.
00:55:25It should have been such small pieces that the coyotes had a hard time trying to find
00:55:34something to carry away.
00:55:36When Bunyan came to his senses, he went and hid until the snowmelt.
00:55:41And then he ran and he ran, but the town folk, they hunted him down, they caught up with
00:55:47him and they painted him up and they dragged him through the town, back through the streets
00:55:53for everybody to see.
00:55:59The town folks, they spit on him.
00:56:04He was humiliated, embarrassed, red-faced.
00:56:11He even made them, who Bunyan was sweet on him, he turned away.
00:56:23They dragged him through the forest.
00:56:29Toss Bunyan in an old mineshow, loaded with dynamite.
00:56:34One of them lumberjacks let him match.
00:56:36STABUT!
00:56:42Seen that mineshow forever.
00:56:46Well, then they made up nonsense about it.
00:56:52Paul Bunyan, the lumberjack, you know, so they could keep the prosperity going, you know.
00:56:56The lumberjack, you know, so they could keep the prosperity going, you know.
00:57:03Well, memories fade.
00:57:07People die.
00:57:09People forget.
00:57:11And you don't know when or who or what happened back then.
00:57:16I knew.
00:57:19I always knew.
00:57:21That old man said, oh, he couldn't own it.
00:57:25No, no, no.
00:57:26He escaped.
00:57:27Bunyan, he escaped.
00:57:30He made his way up into the mountains, up into the high country.
00:57:34And he took Babe's secret remains with him.
00:57:37And at the top of that mountain, he made a shrine to his only true friend.
00:57:41Bunyan lived there undisturbed.
00:57:44And it grew.
00:57:45And it grew bigger and bigger alone.
00:57:50Keeping to himself.
00:57:51Keeping away from civilization.
00:57:53He had a pretty good life up there.
00:57:54That is, until you went and filed Babe's gravesite.
00:57:59You desecrated the resting place of Bunyan's only friend.
00:58:06So we're stuck here.
00:58:08Hey, ain't nobody going to no place until you all put Babe's whore back where it belongs.
00:58:15We're not going back out there.
00:58:17He'll kill us.
00:58:18We're not going to no place until you change your own God.
00:58:38No, Zach!
00:58:39No, Zach, come back!
00:58:44Here!
00:58:51Take it back!
00:58:53This is what you want!
00:58:55I'm the one who took it!
00:58:57Take it back!
00:58:59And leave them alone!
00:59:00Zach, get in here now!
00:59:22Zach!
00:59:23Oh, Daniel!
00:59:24No, no!
00:59:25Oh, Daniel!
00:59:34I'm the one who took it.
00:59:36I'm the one who took it.
00:59:37I'm the one who took it.
00:59:45I'm the one who took it.
00:59:47I'm sorry.
01:00:05I'm sorry.
01:00:15What are you doing?
01:00:37I'm making something to eat.
01:00:40I just lost another kid.
01:00:43Yeah, well, I'm sorry for your loss.
01:00:48And more may be deceived all our eyes.
01:00:53Well, Daddy's holding back.
01:01:00If I didn't settle, we'll get out of here first light.
01:01:05Tell my daughter I love her.
01:01:08Don't say that.
01:01:10I promised her I was gonna pick her up and get her from that place.
01:01:20And I was never gonna leave her again.
01:01:25I promised her.
01:01:27I promised her I was gonna pick her up and get her from that place.
01:01:36And I was never gonna leave her again.
01:01:40I promised her.
01:01:47Please.
01:01:52You're gonna be okay.
01:01:55Yeah.
01:01:56Yeah.
01:01:57Yeah.
01:01:58Yeah.
01:02:00Here.
01:02:16Like this.
01:02:17Guess that's the benefit of your dad being the sheriff.
01:02:21You learn things.
01:02:22I never told my dad I loved him before he drove me off.
01:02:36He knows.
01:02:37He knows.
01:02:38And you're gonna get a chance to tell him.
01:02:41Are we gonna make it out of here?
01:02:46Yeah.
01:02:47Yeah, absolutely.
01:02:49Yeah, absolutely.
01:03:19Sheriff Tanner.
01:03:20Come in.
01:03:21Yeah, go ahead Debbie.
01:03:37We have another bear sighting.
01:03:40The hikers saw it a couple days ago.
01:03:43Sheriff can you swing on up to Cutter's Peak?
01:03:46Yeah, actually I'm in the area.
01:03:47I'll go check it out.
01:03:48In the area, what are you doing way up there, Sheriff?
01:03:54Might have sightseeing trip.
01:03:56Sightseeing?
01:03:58Hey, listen, I'll be back later today. I'll go check it out.
01:04:01Tanner out.
01:04:02It was a reason why Bunyan saved you and split some of your friends like two halves of a bitch.
01:04:25You know who you are?
01:04:27You're the spitting image of the little lady that broke Bunyan's heart.
01:04:3218 and 94.
01:04:39My great aunt, Maybelle.
01:04:46You know what they would do to him if they found him out there. You know.
01:04:55You got a second chance. You got a second chance.
01:05:00Don't you let him down.
01:05:02It's time.
01:05:08I'll get the truck.
01:05:15Stay right here.
01:05:16Maybe we should go with you?
01:05:17No, no, no, no.
01:05:19Stay here. Stay here.
01:05:21I'm safer that way.
01:05:24It's okay. It's okay.
01:05:25It's okay.
01:05:48Oh my God.
01:06:10Dispatch, this is Tanner. Can you read me? Come in.
01:06:13Debbie, can you read me? Come on in. Over.
01:06:17Damn.
01:06:18Dispatch, can you read? This is Tanner. I need assistance on the mountain. We need help.
01:06:38I'm at the fire tower. Send backup if you can read me. Send backup. Debbie, can you read me?
01:06:46I need help.
01:06:47I need help.
01:06:48I need help.
01:06:49I need help.
01:06:50I need help.
01:06:51I need help.
01:06:52I need help.
01:06:53I need help.
01:06:54I need help.
01:06:55I need help.
01:06:56I need help.
01:06:57I need help.
01:06:58I need help.
01:06:59I need help.
01:07:00I need help.
01:07:01I need help.
01:07:02I need help.
01:07:03I need help.
01:07:04I need help.
01:07:05I need help.
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